According to TMZ.com:
TMZ has obtained the police report describing the altercation between Nicki Minaj and her assistant, in which she claimed he struck her in the face with a suitcase.
TMZ broke the story … Nicki and her assistant, Safaree Samuels, were arguing at a hotel pool in Dallas Monday night and took it upstairs to the room.
According to the police report, Nicki followed Samuels up to the room they were sharing, to make sure he didn’t take any of her stuff. Nicki was looking into her suitcase in the room, which had some of Samuels’ belongings, when she says he “grabbed the suitcase and as he was picking it up, he shoved the suitcase across [Nicki’s] chin and lower lip.”
The police report goes on: “[Nicki’s] teeth struck the inside of her lower lip, causing the inside of the lower lip to cut and start to bleed.”
According to the report, a paramedic arrived on scene, but Nicki decided she didn’t want to press charges so the case was closed.
TMZ is reporting that Samuel is her “assistant,” but they’ve been together since high school and they live together on the West Coast. So there you have it.
@Sandra
Didn’t Nicki tell you this ish just wasn’t true?!
I L-ve Sandra’s titles…
BAYUM!
*calls up cuzzo’s so we can dog walk this nigga!*
TMZ deleted it, what’s up with that?
Careful Nikki those teeth are dangerous
#helpful
Sounds as if they were struggling over the suitcase and it hit her in the face…nothing to see here folks
This dude looks gay as hell to me, I just dont see him doing this. Sorry.
Eat the cake
WOW…..and the Shenanigans continue
FOX E CLEOPATRA :wave:
OHONEY
<— ME, about a week ago with my natural curls
lovezoe says:
TMZ deleted it, what’s up with that?
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I doubt they deleted it. I think they’re just editing it to add more juicy details
NVM, they put it back up. I guess some people STILL gone wait for more “info” before they respond. Nicki need to go visit that chick from Cali that cut her husband man meat off and threw it in the garbage disposal.
The police report goes on: “[Nicki’s] teeth struck the inside of her lower lip, causing the inside of the lower lip to cut and start to bleed.”
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Now see, this I know CAN’T be true, cuz those chompers
that Nicki has would’ve taken that lower lip clean off!!!!!!! Prolly would’ve taken her chin off, too.
Its not deleted I just read it. If it was a hard shell suitcase her mouth is all jacked up….
I’m sorry, I dislike this btch so much that I really dont care
I’m still
@SBs dance solo in the superbass video as well as Nickis dancing…. 
renegadesince1985 says:
Sounds as if they were struggling over the suitcase and it hit her in the face…
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That’s exactly what happened. It sounds like she caught him cheating with one of her male bodyguards
Eb says:
Eat the cake
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Eb says:
Eat the cake
Now see, this I know CAN’T be true, cuz those chompers that Nicki has would’ve taken that lower lip clean off!!!!!!! Prolly would’ve taken her chin off, too.
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Not only does that police report prove that Nicki got that face boxed in it also shows the bish is 28 years old.
I alredy knew ya azz wasn’t 25 or 26 as you like to have reported/ In all honesty I though you were closer to 30.
MIRDA MIRSKY………….HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAMAS
Sandra Rose says:
That’s exactly what happened. It sounds like she caught him cheating with one of her male bodyguards
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Also proves her and SB boning, you share a room with your male assistant?
ChaChizzleDizzle!!!!!
How you be guhl????? Where you been????
I knew he was the person that gave her a mouth shot. Her boyfriend tweeted that he was poolside and if they were both poolside and someone hit her in the mouth, he would’ve stepped up. Plus she wouldn’t press charges.
@Cha Cha
She’ll be fine, she just ran in to a wall
so um did anyone else notice on the police report it lists her as 28 and not 26. meaning she’ll be 29 this year……………..not 27.
Leave it up to Sandra Mae to put the Safaree in the bed with a male bodygaurd.
Cha-Cha I see you boo. Now stop with the gravi OCD. Leave that to Kingstonnnnnnnnnn
@ Ohoney
@Jazzy the only ppl who believed that heffa wasn’t close to 30 is her sheep and HER. I’m not even a fan and I knew that heffa was up there in the 20s..
oh chit! Xscapes Understanding video is on…Tiny looking cute n shyt…gawn Tiny!
FoxE says:
Sandra Rose says:
That’s exactly what happened. It sounds like she caught him cheating with one of her male bodyguards
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he’s ?? Can’t be true, esp since you saying thats her lover.
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Two words…. Down Low…..
renegadesince1985 says:
Sounds as if they were struggling over the suitcase and it hit her in the face…nothing to see here folks
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Like where’s the domestic dispute at? Who called the police & why? If it was just a tug of war w/ the suitcase.
@ Cha….be still my heart w/your gravi!
OHoney says:
Cha-Cha I see you boo. Now stop with the gravi OCD. Leave that to Kingstonnnnnnnnnn
@SANDRA
I doubt Nikki would start a fight a fight over her “man” being in bed with another man. I mean, she’s been flucked by Lil Wayne and Drake (and prolly Usher and Trey Songz) so it’s not like she ain’t been down that road before.
CHA CHA says:
She’ll be fine, she just ran in to a wall
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See, that right there…
The other excuse.. “There’s something in my new lipstick I’m allergic too that swole my lips up like this.”
*planks naked on Cha Cha*
I don’t think she was thinking clearly when she called the police. She just released a $hit storm upon herself.
……..i feel bad for her
TMZ broke the story … Nicki and her assistant, Safaree Samuels, were arguing at a hotel pool in Dallas
“[Nicki’s] teeth struck the inside of her lower lip, causing the inside of the lower lip to cut and start to bleed.”
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Didn’t Tina finally snap out on Ike’s azz in a limo…in Dallas?
Told yall she had some big azz teefs.
@SANDRA ROSE
Apparently Oprah’s “network” is pure garbage so she has fired the CEO and named herself CEO today.
I predict she starts up a “new” Oprah Winfrey talk show by the end of 2012.

**ol overrated azz**
His_Mommy623 says:
*planks naked on Cha Cha*
Remains face down azz up
KsMommy says:
so um did anyone else notice on the police report it lists her as 28
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If you do a search on my blog you will see where I covered that already. One of my readers went to high school with Nicki. I knew she was 28.
@ His
And the fact that they have Safaree listed as 30 is baffling to me. I thought that ni**a was about 12. What kind of name is Safaree anyway?!?!? For them to have it on the police report means that’s that ni**as real last name!
WTF!
well in the police report she did say they never been intimate
I meant real first name.
jazzyiest says:
Not only does that police report prove that Nicki got that face boxed in it also shows the bish is 28 years old.
I alredy knew ya azz wasn’t 25 or 26 as you like to have reported/ In all honesty I though you were closer to 30.
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Ditto! I have never understood why they lie about there age. I don’t think I would like her any better if she was 25/26…But I guess…
KsMommy says:
I don’t think she was thinking clearly when she called the police. She just released a $hit storm upon herself.
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I would call the police in a heartbeat if a queen busted me in the mouth with a hard shell suitcase. There’s no telling what else that punk is capable of.
eastpointvet says:
well in the police report she did say they never been intimate
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I saw that too…Wonder why that mattered?
@Cha Cha

Sandra Rose says:
KsMommy says:
I don’t think she was thinking clearly when she called the police. She just released a $hit storm upon herself.
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I would call the police in a heartbeat if a queen busted me in the mouth with a hard shell suitcase. There’s no telling what else that punk is capable of.
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Well she instructed the hotel receptionist to call the police before she was struck with a suitcase. A least that’s what the police report cites. I’m just confused.
TMZ is reporting that Samuel is her “assistant,” but they’ve been together since high school and they live together on the West Coast. So there you have it.
^^^
ALLLLLLLL Righty Then…
BTW The Comments are Just So F-ing HILARIOUS !!!
Myopinion, because that’s what would make it a “domestic” dispute? (guessing)
@My opinion: For Nicki to repeatedly tell them that means she trying to convince herself
& the world…. I guess she wanted to make sure the report didn’t say “SIGNIFICANT OTHER” to kinda of eliminate the Domestic dispute fight rumor.
:Dead: @ Sandra Rose
I will not do this with you today!!! A queen????
O-K
Heeey Jazzi sorry for the delay. Someone gave me some work to do. The nerve of em
This shit here!!! Well in other news…………I cant wait to get off work
WTFluck???? That was suppose to be
Sandra Rose says:
KsMommy says:
so um did anyone else notice on the police report it lists her as 28
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If you do a search on my blog you will see where I covered that already. One of my readers went to high school with Nicki. I knew she was 28.
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So when are you going to reveal that Beyonce is really in her late 40’s
I kinda always thought he was gay. But, umm yeah keep your hands to yourself I guess.
@Myopinion
Ahhhh MAYBE because the BUTCH Chicks, Uhh Umm… I MEAN, the Females she want to get to JACK His AZZ UP would probably feel Some Kind Of Way if SHE was Receiving DYCK From Dude
WAit a Minute… Just read @Man.. (Comment #38)
Ohhh HIS NAME Is “Safaree”… NEVER-MIND
I’ve never heard of a celebrity staying in the same room with their assistant.
:yawns: this again…
Maybe he was windmilling with the suitcase in his hands. IDK I kinda don’t really care about this one.
Fat albert says ” hey nekky, what’s that bruise on your mouth”
Nikki says, “Roman……, I just have bleeding gums from this old toothbrush”
Fat Albert says “are you sure your BFF didn’t CB you?”
nikki says “hehehehe pow… I shouldn’t brush em in my sitback chair”
Hey, hey, hey…
In all honesty, this ain’t none of my biz and if they cool and choose to handle this in private…. I wish them the best of luck to what seems to be an inadvertent suitcase to the jaw and some overzealous 911 dialers…
FoxE says:
@My opinion: For Nicki to repeatedly tell them that means she trying to convince herself
& the world…. I guess she wanted to make sure the report didn’t say “SIGNIFICANT OTHER” to kinda of eliminate the Domestic dispute fight rumor.
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laterthannever says:
Myopinion, because that’s what would make it a “domestic” dispute? (guessing)
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Oh Ok…Got it…
Okay who in YOUNG MONEY is about to drop an album. Some big story always drop before an album release
laykeya says:
Maybe he was windmilling with the suitcase in his hands. IDK I kinda don’t really care about this one.
mirsmommy says:
The police report goes on: “[Nicki’s] teeth struck the inside of her lower lip, causing the inside of the lower lip to cut and start to bleed.”
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Now see, this I know CAN’T be true, cuz those chompers that Nicki has would’ve taken that lower lip clean off!!!!!!! Prolly would’ve taken her chin off, too.
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I agree Mirs…she would’ve bit a hole in her chest
People need to keep their hands to themselves, (and objects) if this is true.
@Xamaycan
I just ordered the kettlebells Goddess DVD and 15 lb weight.
Pretty gravis @HIS and Cha-Cha
windmilling makes me think of SASO and her laptop slap
@HH what the heyul?
This just sounds like they were fighting over the suitcase and she got hit in the mouth. So technically he didn’t punch her as other reports claim, which is what they were denying.
ELove says:
@Myopinion
Ahhhh MAYBE because the BUTCH Chicks, Uhh Umm… I MEAN, the Females she want to get to JACK His AZZ UP would probably feel Some Kind Of Way if SHE was Receiving DYCK From Dude
WAit a Minute… Just read @Man.. (Comment #38)
…Scrolls back up to see Man’s comment…
Ohhh HIS NAME Is “Safaree”… NEVER-MIND
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Maybe…
*takes the baby in HTowns gravi and runs*
thanks bew!
His
That’s how Cosby uses these episodes as a teaching moment….now back to the Green Hornet
The fight was probably about him stealing something from her which is why she asked them to call the cops and then went to look through his stuff…
@His
Just bring her back by Sunday. We are going to the circus.
Brown Hornet
@Htown, ok I wouldnt wna keep the nugget from that experience!
Sunday it is!
@HH oh okay lol ur too special bew
I’m ready to go HOME
and this Nicki Minaj post is rather unimportant to me…
*brings back the strap-on convo* …I bet Nicki uses the dildo in her ‘Shytted on Em’ video on Safaree…
*brings back the strap-on convo* …I bet Nicki uses the dildo in her ‘Shytted on Em’ video on Safaree…
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You know what?
and with that I’m out! I’m bored and I have rosemary steaks to prepare this evening…
KDUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!
well in the police report she did say they never been intimate
Dats cus he aint got no tiddays for her to sign
THANKS HTOWN MAMA…is that yo baby daddy girl *tackles a buck naked HIS to return the baby
@His
She is no longer a nugget *le sigh*
She just made two in April…but I miss those days. she was like 3 weeks old in that picture with dad.
@FELINE



Let’s end that talk of males being on the receiving end of the “Plenis (plastic+penis).”
Imma wait till I hear about this from my nephew.
He swears by everything Young Money and believes that they’re real. Wonder what Weezy gonna say about dude fvckin with his money?
Yes ma’am!
@Man
I honestly think there are some men out there that secretly like that shyt…
*I read too many Zane novels*
“Plenis (plastic+penis).”
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You know what?
*Hey @His :wave: <<< items from the suitcase of Mr. Ed Minaj.
@Man
Didn’t Tatted say she enjoyed a thrusting as long as it was attached to another chick? Well, what about vice versa?
@FELINE
“I honestly think there are some men out there that secretly like that shyt…”
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Are you tryin to butt rape me Feline??? Tryin to see if I say “yeah it ain’t that bad” or some chit like that??
Don’t believe that chit in those books!
I don’t kno y people don’t understand that TMZ is tenacious with a story. They DO NOT let up. They are usually pretty accurate and will produce supporting docs. Nicki Nicki Nicki
Sandra Rose u r slaying me on today!
@ ur comments!!
66 Sandra Rose says:
I’ve never heard of a celebrity staying in the same room with their assistant.
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If that is the new “requirements” of and assistant. I would like to be an “assistant” to the following celebs:
Tyrese
Michael Ealy
Michael Jai
LL (wanna see what he uses to keep his lips so moist)
Vin Rhames (just to get my guts stirred up like spagehetti while he carry me around like on Baby Boy)
Vin Diesel (wanna see if he is mixed or not for real)
@Man
Would you let Kim K. butt rape you?
Vin Rhames (just to get my guts stirred up like spagehetti while he carry me around like on Baby Boy)
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@FELINE
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT???
I don’t think this is the first time he may have tapped that a$$ (not in a good way). This was prob the first time someone on the ‘outside’ witnessed it so she had to save face. She’ll be back with him before the end of the week (if not already). This is just my opinion. AGAIN…MY OPINION.
I may piss some people off with this, but some women don’t learn from these situations until it’s way too late.
Prime example: My cousin’s boyfriend whooped her a$$ something serious. So her brother decided to return the favor. Her BROTHER ended up catching the assualt charge. She didn’t press charges against the boyfriend.
About 2 months later he tagged that a$$ again, this time she opened up his head with a frying pan. This time she caught the charge.
Oh, and she is still with him today.
I teach my son, if you gotta get into a physical fight, she ain’t worth it. If she pushes you or maybe even slap you, be a man, walk away and chalk it up to crazy bytch. If she leaves a mark, call your 3 sisters, they got that.
@Man
It’s a yes or no question…since you think she is the shyt plus cherries on top, would you appease her if she begged you to let her hit it with a strap-on?
Feline Feminine in the flesh says:
I honestly think there are some men out there that secretly like that shyt…
THEY DO… and i got a story bout that too, but no one would believe it, its that absurd
I’ll take your silence as a message that you’re thinking about it…and may consider if it was a deal breaker…
I’m out!
@FELINE

Wasn’t that YOU that loved Tyrese? What if he hit it right a few times, then all of a sudden he gave you a 13 inch plenis to bang him to smithereens.
Oh, and he wore school girl dress and a wig when he asked…
..yall are married with kids…
would you do it?

Sandra Rose says:
lovezoe says:
TMZ deleted it, what’s up with that?
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I doubt they deleted it. I think they’re just editing it to add more juicy details
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@CFREE
Post it, I’m very interested to know the details…
I’m gonna come back and read the thread when I get home…
@FELINE
“It’s a yes or no question…since you think she is the shyt plus cherries on top, would you appease her if she begged you to let her hit it with a strap-on? ”
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Kim IS all that but hail naw! If she “insisted” on it, I’d have to settle for Amber Rose or Cassie or some other hoe!
@Man
I don’t think I could do it, I’d take it as a sign that he had an affinity for the other side..
But, you didn’t answer my question…I’ll be waiting for your non-answer…
Lurker
Good teachings
BTW – how many Willie lump lumps to the head of a dude makes Humpty Dumpty crack, snapple, pop?
Kim IS all that but hail naw! If she “insisted” on it, I’d have to settle for Amber Rose or Cassie or some other hoe!
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@FELINE
I AIN’T THINK ABOUT NOTHING!

SPILL it CFreezy!
Feline Feminine in the flesh I E ADORE YOU BISH
your wildin girl. LOL.
FeFe u outta control!!!
HIT IT HARDER..
Your killing me with the TKO gravis…. Can you reload one with Nicki getting swiped in the face with the suitcase 
Oh, so yall finding this chit funny huh?
SIS!
FeFe, u really do not want to hear this shat
but if u insist tomorrow i will post it
@ man
unhummm
Cha
What’s good? U know if I did that they would stomp a mudnhole in me in here.
im clocking out now
all tomorrow
Whassup yall? @LurkMode…
That some real schidt right there in #106…
*drags fayla into my lap until Cfree tells us the story….*(tomorrow is okay by me)
@LACI
I DON’T find any of this amusing.

*lip quiver* I wanted the story NOW dammit
HOLD ME PPM!!!
Oh CHA..u looks SMASHING in that gravi dahling
Ok Fay want to hear, here it goes.. Lol
The chick is my friends co-worker, i dont know why she thought it was ok to share this kinda chit
The chicks babydaddy is just a freak(so she claims) she said he always wanted her to stick her finger in his butt while he was on top of her having relations,she did it.. that got old i guess so he requested that she use the tip of her dido on him, she did it and still did not think this nucca was
so a year later or so, she comes home from work and he is on his knees in their home suckn a nutha nicca dry. He didnt even stop! I guess all that other stuff he had her doing was prepN her for this day.. after the suckn he proceeded to get off his knees kissing the dude and all, he ended up mounting the dude (like a woman) and rode him into the the sunset. She watch all this go down! And she is still in love with this butt phuker! I mean head over heels 
NOOOOOOO Wifey NOOOOO!!!!
CFREE says:
Ok Fay want to hear, here it goes.. Lol
The chick is my friends co-worker, i dont know why she thought it was ok to share this kinda chit
The chicks babydaddy is just a freak(so she claims) she said he always wanted her to stick her finger in his butt while he was on top of her having relations,she did it.. that got old i guess so he requested that she use the tip of her dido on him, she did it and still did not think this nucca was so a year later or so, she comes home from work and he is on his knees in their home suckn a nutha nicca dry. He didnt even stop! I guess all that other stuff he had her doing was prepN her for this day.. after the suckn he proceeded to get off his knees kissing the dude and all, he ended up mounting the dude (like a woman) and rode him into the the sunset. She watch all this go down! And she is still in love with this butt phuker! I mean head over heels
lemme find out she still with that shigga (female nicca)!
for so long & he didn’t cum..well he would request the finger up his azz a bust off eemeejitly! 
i have a homegirl who used to pop E with her babydaddy & after
CFREE says:
Ok Fay want to hear, here it goes.. Lol
The chick is my friends co-worker, i dont know why she thought it was ok to share this kinda chit
The chicks babydaddy is just a freak(so she claims) she said he always wanted her to stick her finger in his butt while he was on top of her having relations,she did it.. that got old i guess so he requested that she use the tip of her dido on him, she did it and still did not think this nucca was so a year later or so, she comes home from work and he is on his knees in their home suckn a nutha nicca dry. He didnt even stop! I guess all that other stuff he had her doing was prepN her for this day.. after the suckn he proceeded to get off his knees kissing the dude and all, he ended up mounting the dude (like a woman) and rode him into the the sunset. She watch all this go down! And she is still in love with this butt phuker! I mean head over heels
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Maybe she didn’t press charges because she didn’t think it was that serious? A busted lip from him throwing a suitcase at her? C’mon now you all are acting like he went in on her like Ike lol
that story done took ALL the dayum cake Anna Mae!!
Once again, I must remind my readers that attacking another member of this blog community is grounds for banishment. :caution: Just because a member is a celebrity doesn’t mean they should not be respected the same as the rest of us. Please read the rules here
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FAY FAY yes yes & yes TRUE STORY
Laykeya, same thing i said when my girl was telling me about it, i said
and the nicca got the nerve to be abusive too and she puttin up with all that shat. wheretheydothatat.ORG
Who got attacked?
Does he know she saw him?
The girl has mental issues, im sure of after hearing this mess
YES!!! MZD, that nicca did not care he continued his biz
:jack:
@Sandra please elaborate
Sandra Rose says:
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*scrolls up and down*
What did I miss lol
I come back to CFree’s story
Thats some Bullshyt.com
Sandra Rose says:
Once again, I must remind my readers that attacking another member of this blog community is grounds for banishment. :caution: Just because a member is a celebrity doesn’t mean they should not be respected the same as the rest of us. Please read the rules here
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What had happen was????#noseyrosie
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Wifey I’m just like all KINDS of confused by that dayum story! He was Supaheaded the nucca & ridin it like Ciara’s song, but she still thank he aint
#addsher2myprayerlist
HTownnn!!
hey guhl!
The things some women will do to have/keep a man
@Sandra, what had happened?
Sorry for the double post

Is she thinking he’s not gay because he was the top?
HTown I’d strap my DAYUM self before I go 4 sum BS like that..Fugg outta here! :rollseyes:
#ImTheOnlyDackRiderInTheRelationship
Ya’ll giving the same reaction i had, my jaw dropped!! ppl be puttn up with the most retarded chit i couldnt even imagine
wondering who got out of order and with which celeb
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is she thinking he’s not gay because he was the top?
I see you trying to help ol girl out. lol. But how she justify him sucking him off or out?
Fayla, I’mma spank you for #150…
MzD

CFREEZEY
PLEASE STOP 
Fayla says:
Oh CHA..u looks SMASHING in that gravi dahling
THANKS LUV MUFFIN
Are your eyes hazel *jealous
SANDRA who is the CELEB MEMBER… LEMME FIND OUT NICKI is on here perpetrating as somebody else like ………….. Nevermind
careful! I likes being spanked
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is she thinking he’s not gay because he was the top?
MZD, i swear i cant decipher what the fluk going on in a unstable persons mind, that chit is beyond mindboggling. They are broke up now but he’s still hittn her, meaning the puzzay and her face. I dont get it, and she’s a very pretty girl and she has low self esteem like a mug. She took a girl trip with us a few months ago and she kept talkn about how no guys had approached her the whole time.. 1st of all who gives a rats azz and they probably read (DB) dumb broad all across that fo head of urs!
I tried to warn ya’ll azz
My friends call me crazy for having a relationship with a man who is only in this country 8 to 12 days a month… I keep telling them that having a man at home more often doesn’t necessarily make him better… and the next time somebody argues with me I’mma tell them to call CFree and Fayla….. becasue both of the heauxs yall mentioned might wish ther man was somewhere else with all’ at….
On another note, Gucci, that belly and them AirMax 95’s
… yes ma’am… #yallalreadyknow
@CFREE
That is all…
I wonder if Sandra talkin bout Monica ol…. nevermind. (
Ole boy looks like a lightweight Bart Scott
“Cant Wait”
@ Lakeya…NO help for her at all! I’m lost on how she rationalizes he’s not gay. Maybe she saying bi doesn’t count as gay?
@ PSP….I’m lost, hold me
@ CFREE….She need prayer, an exorcism and a whisperer
Sandra Rose says:
Once again, I must remind my readers that attacking another member of this blog community is grounds for banishment. Just because a member is a celebrity doesn’t mean they should not be respected the same as the rest of us. Please read the rules here http://sandrarose.com/terms-of-use/
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Somebody brief me……..
Now I have to scroll my nosey azz up and read through the posts
Hi Chacha honey and be nice ok. I know exactly where you were going with that one
@HH
“Ole boy looks like a lightweight Bart Scott
“Cant Wait”
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Fayla says:
Wifey I’m just like all KINDS of confused by that dayum story! He was Supaheaded the nucca & ridin it like Ciara’s song, but she still thank he aint
#addsher2myprayerlist
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@ ole dude ridin it like Ciara’s song.
OAN:
*steals Fayla’s cheek bones and runs to nearest plastic surgeons office*
PSP, yeah we already know bew!! BRRRR
SORRY BROTHER
LAYHOBUGGAH ……I will be nice, How are you today… why you change yo gravi, almost didnt recognize you
Glad everyone is okay – fuk having the media all up in mine!
MAN, u no likey my story huh? Well, these fugg packers out hea and dumb thirsty bytchs feeding into it.. im soo done
smh
Cute Gravi Cha!
@AuntSan,
how come you never come in here and
folks about messing with Gucci Mane? huh, what about that? 
I think i know what Sandra talkn bout, somebody made a comment about someone that was at MO’s wedding that is real close to her.. it wasnt so nice
strokes MzD and takes advantage of her vulnerable state….
@Cfree.. I didn’t see said comment but I’m SURE I know the gist of it…
*applys lots of lipgloss, bats eyes @ PPM*
PSP is really vouching for Gucci ol flagrant <<<(word he uses) arse

i take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathing, so ice entertainment cotdamit im freezin
*bats eyes @ CHA* y yes, yes they are..
@MyO ganking me fa my cheekbones! i usta hate these mofos growing up..
Myopinion says:
I L-ve Sandra’s titles…
Why when I was scrolling back down I thought this said “I love Sandra titties”?
@Laykeya mind in the gutter much sug?
@Cfree Maaan, I’m telling you… if AuntSan or ANY of you ATLiens hooked me up this one favor I might just die without Kdub telling any jokes….
now I got her yeah Gucci got her Im ’bout to smash her 
@JuicyFruit they do look like the implants Serena had inserted…
chacha i’m good tired as hell though you look so good in that gravi.
@Fayla yes its the things you hate the most as a child turn out to be your best features when you grow up.
PSP, alls u got to do is come on down to the A and visit S dekalb mall. You know he be down there soliciting chicks for lunch dates *coughs* and kickin em out the car. Just do what he ask and u should be just fine
LOL
PPM
Rena got the cheeks (up top) implanted?!?
Aww! Lay-Lay that was rly sweet
btw i fuggin died when u said ole boi windmilled nicki beat-naj earlier!
@Cfree.. good looking out.. and from whatI told-I could get out that mall without spending a quarter…
#juciy it kinda looks like she got the package deal with Kim K…. after they started hanging with lala….
did anybody ever say anything about kelly price’s CD? she must have the goods on Tyler Perry becasue the song she sang in his movie is on it and he NEVER lets the artists do that. That song Tired is the business though.. and I even got no problems.
Remembers when Pleasure Me Princess and Dimpzles use to love me…. Now they just leave me
I been trying to say Hi to PPM for three wednesdays in a row now…FLUCK IT!
LAYHOBUGGAH…
How tall are you?
FAY FAY I like the new name
@ Cha…………….I spoke to you 2 or 3x today! Can’t believe you’d doubt my love fa ya.
ReeeeMix!

I cant believe that nucca hit me in the face wit a suuuit-case (da da da DOH)
I’m rly glad it wont a laptop a la Sassy! (da da da DOH)
He tried to windmill me, but I told the clerk to call the Po-lice
Chacha I’m only 5’7″ or is 5″7′ no I think it’s 5’7″
thx CHAlicious

bats eyes @ CHA* y yes, yes they are..
@MyO ganking me fa my cheekbones! i usta hate these mofos growing up..
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lol…Shole did…and I have an appt to get them in on da first….(yes the first of the month) #cues BT&H
PPM when is they gone learn 2 stop choppin on theyself?? smh
laykeya says:
Myopinion says:
I L-ve Sandra’s titles…
Why when I was scrolling back down I thought this said “I love Sandra titties”?

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MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cha…………….I spoke to you 2 or 3x today! Can’t believe you’d doubt my love fa ya.
I know bew just checkin
stretches in your cleavage
@MYOPINION… are you going to pay for them with your EBT card too
Myopinion says:
laykeya says:
Myopinion says:
I L-ve Sandra’s titles…
Why when I was scrolling back down I thought this said “I love Sandra titties”?
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….U know what, I thought about that right after typed it! I even had to go back and to make sure I didn’t say that…lol
CHA CHA says:
@MYOPINION… are you going to pay for them with your EBT card to
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@ChaCha
Shole is…and if they will take WIC vouchers for my
imma get them too….(on the 6th)
oh auntie sandrita was talking about @MAN who called MO out of her name…
#242 SMH
“to the tune of superbass” Boom ba doom doom Boom ba doom doom yeah he got that suitcase
*DISCLAIMER*
I in no way condone domestic violence. The above remix of Ur Love is a parody of a situation that didn’t happen
ATTN: I need feedback please! My daughter’s bf works at Pizza Hut & his manager told him that he hires black ppl to hold the signs outside bc they don’t get sunburned/skin cancer.
he wants to file a suit against them. Do yall think he has a case? (btw shortly after he told him that, he hired 2 black ppl to hold the signs)
GM Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)….IHATECHU FOR THE REMIX!
@ Fayla….HE COULD GO TALK TO AN ATTORNEY BUT it probably would not go anywhere. It’s a case of he said/he said. The manager could deny it! Most attorneys probably would not take it. I use to be legal secretary & deputy clerk for a courthouse for 8 years before I switched to what I’m doing now! When I was @ the courthouse, I had my supervisor tell me he did not wanna put me in a certain department because he did not want all the “Blacks” in that department. I was like “oh, but you don’t mind having me in a department w/all “THE WHITES?!” I wish fo’ Gawd that I had a tape recorder on me @ that time!
Fayla now that you mention it, every time I pass by Little Caesar’s it’s either the chubby black chick dancin or the thin black guy dancin
Mornin Fam
GM Luscious……
GM TaBew

GM Luscious One
I told him to bring it back up to the mgr & play dumb like “So where did u learn that blk ppl dont sunburn/skin cancer, I never heard that” while recording & let the mf hang himself
Luscious lemme find out it’s some kinda unwritten rule
Oh okay. That’s a great idea and mf’ers still talking ’bout “get over it!” EAT A BIG THYCK DYCK!
Get over it my ass TaBew! When ignit chit like this stops happening THAT’s when I MIGHT THINK about getting over it
Morning….!
I hope we get a post about the ESPY’s…..I forgot all about them but I DVR’d the later show.
man his a bitch for that she dumb asf she should have press charges … on his ass