Beyonce Baby Bump Watch 2011
Beyonce Stans on Tumblr.com posted these pics of Saloon singer Beyonce at poolside in Miami, Florida today. She was wearing a blue see-through frock that revealed what looks like an oddly shaped belly. Joking about babies is never funny, but it doesn’t look she’s she’s carrying a human being in there. Beyonce never conducts herself like a normal person would, and her strange “pregnancy” is a perfect example of that.
Joining Bey at poolside were hubby Jay Z, who performed in concert last night, her nephew Julez, family members and various other leeches.
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Tina lost a lot of weight.
I am Just absolutely baffled at this charade!!!
Here we go again…I feel like I’m a bad dream over and over again…Pregnant women vs Non-pregnant women…once again every pregnant woman is different
Its obvious the girl is pregnant from the see through smock she has on. Sandra seek therapy please boo this is not healthy to occupy another’s woman puzzay or belly.
She looks pretty. I’m so over this pregnant/not-pregnant debate.
*doesn’t care about the topic*
i wish i were poolside somewhere
Is that Juelz with his special looking self?
Did anyone see Bad Girls Club? It’s like those girls were raised by wolves…..no sort of morals. SMH
How about Gadaffi being a freak:
The Libyan dictator had a voracious sexual appetite and was so addicted to anti-impotence Viagra pills a nurse told him to cut down his intake.
The sordid world of the despot who was killed last month in the country’s uprising, has been revealed by his manservant of seven years.
What Andrew was unaware of was Gaddafi’s penchant for young women – many of whom were his bodyguards, according to Faisal.
He said: There were four or sometimes five women each day. They had just become a habit to Gadaffi.‘They would go into his bedroom, he would have his way with them and then he would come out like he had just blown his nose.’
He told the Sunday Times: They all had sex with Gadaffi. The more canny of them became wealthy from his gifts of villas or large sums of cash.’
Faisal claimed that some of the women he bedded suffered so badly ‘they went immediately from his bedroom to the hospital’ to be treated for internal injuries.
His addiction to Viagra, said the aide, was so extensive that his Ukrainian nurse urged to him to reduce the number of pills he swallowed every day.
Gadaffi picked up victims at his former alma mater, Tripoli University, where he gave lectures and then led the young women to a nearby room whose only furniture was a double bed.
Faisal claimed that another aide was once sent to a sex district of Paris, to buy a machine that Gadaffi used to apparently lengthen his penis.
she big as schit aint she. that blue looks good on her.
Does this end the debate…2nd pic IT CLEARLY shows her stomach and bathing suit bottoms. That stomach is on swoll! PREGGERS!
@kahn, internal injuries?!? Seesh.
@7
lengthen his penis. I CAN’T. nothing like a brick hard pinky finger.
@Kahmmillion, am I the only one that thinks Priscilla from Bad Girls Club, looks like she’s 45????? Bish look old as hell.
Hm…
TO Sandra Rose:
Why do your posters wait for you to post A BBB 2011 and then come in cuss you out like they so tired of this, and you need to be ashamed of yourself, and why cant you stay out of her uterus, aon so on Can you help me understand this please and thank you ?
I bet when Sandra saw these pics she probably started to :cuss, then
and last but not least 
(very disturbed by KAHM’s Gaddafatty tea)
She does look preggo in the face..maybe this bump is finally the “true” pregnancy bump & not that cheap folding tent she tried to pass off on us a month ago..but I must say, hat is the bumpiest bump I’ve ever seen
Look at Beyonce holding a magzine like she can actually read.
Unpredictable says:
@Kahmmillion, am I the only one that thinks Priscilla from Bad Girls Club, looks like she’s 45????? Bish look old as hell.
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I’m still not seeing where everybody thinks she looks so pregnant in the face. Guess I never paid her much attention before.
Sandra STOP IT NOW!!!! Look at her belly button she cannot make up that.. Please let this child uterus rest, why spend your time and energy with this?
I CAN SEE THE BELLY
She looks pretty in blue. She looks good and preggo to me cause her face is getting fat as hell. She still loks cute tho IMO
WEIRD
I think her belly is oddly shaped due to all the plastic surgery she had to enhance her six pack appearance.
true, true
She looks great
@ Candi….THAT could be what it is.
Juelz looks like he’s saying “Who you trying to fool bish?”
@Dimpz
I can’t see the pregnant face either and at this stage wouldn’t her boobs be filled with milk they look the same size and I don’t think she is preggers and that belly attachment could easily match the color of her skin I think this chick called Bey is NUTS
@candi, good point I’ve always thought Beyonce’s midsection looks a little plastic. I think she had some bad lipo and a couple of ribs removed.
15-year-old basketball star made $50,000 over the last five years investing in the stock market.
Bey is gonna milk this pregnancy till the last drop. And certain people gonna just keep lapping it up.
Someone in her camp is not as dumb as she looks/speaks/acts.
<—Not Bey's tiddy milk.
@ Choco..Honestly, her face looked fuller to me when she gained weight for Cadillac Records.
oh lawdy…
lemme call dude up on this stock market thing *goes to my e-trade account*
Cali
and 
thanks bewwwww
@Dimpz
im going back to watching the First 48 update on the Lester Street Murders…so sad
sooo have y’all heard anything on this male birth control topic?
HER STOMACH LOOKS THE SAME AS IT DID IN THE FIRST BIKINI PHOTO IN CROATIA JUST LARGER.
Bey looks cute, Sandy you see her belly thru her cover up, let it go ma. The only wrinkles I see is in that dress.
Ya’ll, I think we need to take up a collection so Sandra can buy some ‘Bey baby bump’ meds, if you know what I mean.
It’s interesting that a person who’s been so private about every aspect of her life is so open and deliberate with something that most people would deem to be an intimate matter
@CANDI
Nope but I wouldn’t trust it. Especially if it involves taking monthly pills or something. They’d be worse than women lying talking bout, “Yeah, baby. I’m on the pill. Gone head and bust that thang open.”
the same people comment on the same subject everyday, we get the point !!
if you dont think she’s pregnant than fine, every dang on day … Goodness
yeah..she forgot to get fake boobs to go with that azz baby bump
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
HER STOMACH LOOKS THE SAME AS IT DID IN THE FIRST BIKINI PHOTO IN CROATIA JUST LARGER.
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damn you for calling this post
after a thorough assessment, i have to give this one to the stans….
Like I said yesterday, obsession is just as unhealthy as being narcisstic. Dammit, who cares what’s in her belly. It costs us nothing, pay it no mind. She’s loving the free publicity.
It’s interesting that a person who’s been so private about every aspect of her life is so open and deliberate with something that most people would deem to be an intimate matter
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I blame this on the wackness of her latest album. She must do something publicity wise to stay relevent….
Creamychic says:
TO Sandra Rose:
Why do your posters wait for you to post A BBB 2011 and then come in cuss you out like they so tired of this, and you need to be ashamed of yourself, and why cant you stay out of her uterus, aon so on Can you help me understand this please and thank you ?
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i know right?
I just think this whole scenario is hilarious
and I’ll keep laughing until the surrogate gives birth 
Bey looks beautiful and you can def see her preggo in her face
Some folks I swear the ones who are soooo sick of this topic just can’t stay away from it
I’ll be happy when this woman has her child. The criticism comes with being in the spotlight, happy I am a regular person.
“It costs us nothing, pay it no mind.” – Jay-Z lol
CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS
and by George I think you got it 
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Dimpz
I can’t see the pregnant face either and at this stage wouldn’t her boobs be filled with milk they look the same size and I don’t think she is preggers and that belly attachment could easily match the color of her skin I think this chick called Bey is NUTS
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something ain’t right. her “bump” ain’t NEVER shaped right; she wears a lot of sheers that NEVER flatter her “bump”; it comes and goes at will; it folds, lumps, and even, at times, resemble a chicken wing; she grins a lot; them legs still tight together; she’s stilettoed out; we see her everyday; and she shows no swelling whatsonever despite being thick. well, we’ll just have to keep watching.
Given the fact that she’s carrying a camel, why would her belly have a human roundness to it? All those lumps and folds are the developing hump, and hooves of a four legged little animal
Hershey says:
Given the fact that she’s carrying a camel, why would her belly have a human roundness to it? All those lumps and folds are the developing hump, and hooves of a four legged little animal
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Ok this ends my speculation of her being PREGO
She looks pregnant to me. 
It’s interesting that her boobs haven’t caught up with her stomach. If your stomach is that big, then generally your boobs are out of control. See Nia Long.
Okay, I guess if your pregnant your face, boobs, legs, ass, etc. should match all other pregnant women.
I get it now.
Each time I’ve been preggo my ass, nose, arms, thighs and even my foots…yes foots, spread like peanut butter on bread…she’s not pregnant. She’s probably eating like crazy to fill her face out but her arms, and rideaux show she’s not pregnant.
Damn IPad changing my words, her body shows she’s not pregnant…rideaux
Each time I’ve been preggo my ass, nose, arms, thighs and even my foots…yes foots, spread like peanut butter on bread…she’s not pregnant. She’s probably eating like crazy to fill her face out but her arms, and rideaux show she’s not pregnant.
WE STILL ON TOPIC?
<veggie straws
I just want to know when is she going to get the infamous pregnant “blk neck”.
Since Beyonce’s gotten so much bigger so fast I wonder if she’s carrying twins. And just so you all know not all women have their milk come in during their pregnancy. Mine didn’t come until after my babies and that’s when my breast blew up like those punch balloons. Before then I was a proud member of the IBTC. *fist up!*
Anyway, you can’t compare yourself, your mom, cousin, bff, baby daddy’s second baby mama or whomever eles pregnancy to Beyonce’s pregnancy or anyone else. Women are different and so are their pregnancies. There are no solid rules for weight gain, weight loss, breast size, belly size, etc. Go read a book.
CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS and by George I think you got it
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hey girrrrrrrrrrrrl!
CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS and by George I think you got it
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hry girrrrrrrrrrrrl!
Can someone explain to me WHY she was sooooo thirsty to show everyone that she was pregnant when she wasn’t showing. Now that she is supposedly showing, she doesn’t want anyone to see.
These celebs are really retarded.
What in the hell is that under that blue frock? A natural baby bump it’s not…
Post after post of people deciphering
Chit is cray.
Wow its great to see that every woman’s pregnancy is.the same…SMH at the idiots who really think that. Well I’m due to deliver sometime next month and have yet to gain weight, wondering where my black neck is and I’m also wondering were my so called “punch balloons” are…@ christi I agree with you go ready a book called the pregnancy bible for all you non pregnant women out there.
In February Beyonce is going to bring home somebody’s baby…that baby is going to probably look like Mariah’s and Nick’s daughter. Beyonce is going to smile and parade that baby around like she gave birth to it. All of the kool-aid drinkers are going to say how cute she is and that a baby doesn’t have to look like his daddy, knowing FULL WELL that Jay-Z could never have a baby that doesn’t resemble him.
@Smokie what did Bey and/or Jay (I cant really tell where that broad spectrum hate is aimed…) do to you? You sound like you know them personally?
Spill the tea gurl.
OTB, chit is cray.
So ok @Cocoa. I know I be stanning to the max and chit but what is that they doing??
Coming back to add exkra nonsense 
Nick and Mariah???? Why? Cause Mariah light skinned? Cause Bey only wants a light skinned baby? Cause lil ‘Roe is cute? Cause its a girl? Im so lost…why? Chit is cray. LOL
Ugh post-stomach upgrade surgery navels are so gross to me.
My short friends were her current size at 4 months, tall peeps like me looked like this at 9.5, yay for a broad spectrum of spawn-induced stomach stretching.
Being in a wrap like that would kill me if there was even 1% humidity going on.
OTB, I usually shut the fluck up because no matter what you say, IT DOES NOT MATTER. Beyonce faking a pregnancy is such a bigger story than this woman actually being pregnant.
So I keep my stanning for Beyonce dumb don’t know how to read, lumpy, fake stomach wearing, non-pregnancy boob having, face still shaped like Bey circa 2006 ass to the minimum and just sits in the corner and reads.
@GSUDiva93, you may not want those punch balloons. I had no choice but to tolerate them since they were a necessity to nourish my babies. They did look oh-so-gorgeous in in lace bras, but big breast was not for me. I’m happily tiny-breasted again.
Smokie says:
What in the hell is that under that blue frock? A natural baby bump it’s not…
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I don’t know what the fluck is under there, but it sure is mishapen and lumpy.
Cocoabana says:
Okay, I guess if your pregnant your face, boobs, legs, ass, etc. should match all other pregnant women.
I get it now.
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No you don’t. If Beyaki can remove her pregnancies and put them away in a drawer, we all should be able to.
Okay MrsMommy.
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MzDimplez1123 says:
I’m still not seeing where everybody thinks she looks so pregnant in the face. Guess I never paid her much attention before.
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She doesn’t. They’re projecting.
If Bey showed up in a naked belly hugger photo they would say its makeup!
You can actually see the damn bikini line(s) in that side by side of her in blue but
the band just plays on…I’m just searching for fairness here!
Chit is cray. LOL Its like the elem cliques. 1 girl (Sandra, in this case) says, “we aint gonna play with her (Bey),” and the rest follow. Fluck objective thinking; no room for that at SR. com. But you know, Bey the dumb one. I just cant.
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OutsidetheBox says:
She cant read but “reading the blogs” is what fuels her, let them tell it… These stans cant make up their minds!
If Bey showed up in a naked belly hugger photo they would say its makeup!
You can actually see the damn bikini line(s) in that side by side of her in blue but the band just plays on…I’m just searching for fairness here!
Chit is cray. LOL Its like the elem cliques. 1 girl (Sandra, in this case) says, “we aint gonna play with her (Bey),” and the rest follow. Fluck objective thinking; no room for that at SR. com. But you know, Bey the dumb one. I just cant.
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……Er……what the fluck are you prattling on about……….
You read it, greenie. If not check your clipboard with your copy pasting ass.
Somebody hack this bish.
Yeah, OTB, your stanning is coming across as prattling.
That bish cray.
And not once did she address the points…i think she cant follow them. 
Listen, I came to that realization weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks ago.
I hate you, yo
mariah, yes.
nia long, yes.
halle, yes.
pink, yes.
that twin girl, yes.
kimora, yes.
monica, was.
beyonce, highly debatable, even at this stage….
Free, you don’t see any changes in Beyonce’s physical appearance since announcing her pregnancy?
Isnt she wearing a two piece in that caftan? I mean, even if her nose, face, ass, neck hasnt changed….her belly! Her belly has.
You can see the panty lines and erything.
I bet these the same people who dont believe in Santy Claus.
Cocoabana says:
Free, you don’t see any changes in Beyonce’s physical appearance since announcing her pregnancy?
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Didn’t she wear the lumpy baby bump at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show? Oo Bey, girl you consistent! The lump is in the same place and all’at!
SANDRA DIDNT SAY BEYONCE WASNT PREGNANT HER ARGUMENT WAS ON THE BUMPS SIZE THE REASON WHY SHE POSTS THESE FAKE PREG ENTRY IS SHE JUST WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE FUN ITS A BLOG SENSITIVE THUGS THAT NEED HUGS SHOULD SKIP BEYONCE ENTRIES IF YOU WANT A LAUGH THEN READ BEYONCE ENTRIES SOME OF YALL DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR THE WOMAN IS REAL PREGNANT NO SURROGATE SO SMILE PPLE
And see thats what gets me started again, ppl coming in on the tail end of a thread tombout what Sandra said and what others need to do…mind you not the stans, just the fans.
And if you dont laugh when its not funny you dont have a sense of humor. #Newrulesnewrules! And when did it ever be funny to be ignorant? Sandra is saying that Beyonce is not carrying a human. Yeah, hardy-flucking-har.. Chit is hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean cray.
*smiles*
We all see what we want to see………….it’s not Beyonce playing tricks on us (well maybe it is), it’s our brains. Just like if a person thinks they maybe pregnant they may experience all of the common symptoms……………wait that doesn’t help Beyonce…..nevermind
No hate. I love Beyonce as a performer and go getter…I’m a STAN, but I mean come on… this girl is playing the public. Uncool.
OutsidetheBox says:
She cant read but “reading the blogs” is what fuels her, let them tell it… These stans cant make up their minds!
If Bey showed up in a naked belly hugger photo they would say its makeup!
You can actually see the damn bikini line(s) in that side by side of her in blue but the band just plays on…I’m just searching for fairness here!
Chit is cray. LOL Its like the elem cliques. 1 girl (Sandra, in this case) says, “we aint gonna play with her (Bey),” and the rest follow. Fluck objective thinking; no room for that at SR. com. But you know, Bey the dumb one. I just cant.
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LOL But Bey is the dumb one….
and yet they come and post shyt talking bout “she took a rib out” lol GTFOH lol
Oh yeah COSIGN
Then @Smokie, I beg of you, dont be cray like me, like them!
Enlarge the side by side photo and put me out of my misery. Please.
lol you only an E-thug when you try to help people rationalize they shyt they think and say.
#SR.com rule #44444(bey bday, jay bday, tine bday, b&J wedding date, 4th album)
you cannont defend…appear to defend….or even have a logical response about Beyonce because you will be deemed:
A. stupid
B. a bey zombie
C. have a low IQ
D. koolaid drinker
e. add your own
f: delusional
g: have previously faked a pregnancy
h: wore heels throughout your pregnancy and gained minimal weight
i: always got your panties in a bunch (this is specifically for you therapist lol)
j. super-save-a-hoe.
Bye yall!
@Cocoa…..yeah and I wear boxers and boxer briefs lol
wait here is one…
k. queening out
Beyonce is definetly pregnant! I always new she was pregnant, but some people I dont know why believe she wasn’t. I am a big fan of her and Jayz and so happy for them with their sucessfil careers and now a beatiful baby girl or boy to complete their fairy tale life….. I love you both and Continue to be blessed… NIKKIWOO
TO MY SANDRAROSE FOLLOWERS- CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW I CAN UPLOAD A PIC OF MY OWN INSTEAD OF USING THIS DEFAULT PIC… OR AM I ABLE TO CHANGE IT…
I also see a protruding belly button. I guess that’s some kind of accessory to her fake bump…
@Cocoa I saw you caught the Jay reference.
Her stomach does look funny like a couch pillow.
NIKKIWOO says:
TO MY SANDRAROSE FOLLOWERS- CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW I CAN UPLOAD A PIC OF MY OWN INSTEAD OF USING THIS DEFAULT PIC… OR AM I ABLE TO CHANGE IT…
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NO
and
Get em bey, I c u in your sheer cover up , with your two-piece bikini, showing off !!!!!!!
@NIKKIWOO to change your gravi you have go to the Gravatar website and make an account.
Sandra Says:
Joking about babies is never funny, but it doesn’t look she’s she’s carrying a human being in there.
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I guess you needed to get one last dig, since this photo proved the whole fake Bey pregnancy a hoax.
I guess now this will be replaced, with camel jokes, baby camel jokes, etc..smh…
therapist1911 says:
you cannont defend…appear to defend….or even have a logical response about Beyonce because you will be deemed:
A. stupid
B. a bey zombie
C. have a low IQ
D. koolaid drinker
e. add your own
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Cocoabana says:
f: delusional
g: have previously faked a pregnancy
h: wore heels throughout your pregnancy and gained minimal weight
i: always got your panties in a bunch (this is specifically for you therapist lol)
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we shall see…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…..Bey know what she doin.
<~ still Crown & 7
@Nikkiwoo: Go to gravatar.com and you can set your profile pic up there.
Look a that navel…it is not even centered.
FOR THOSE OF YOU who have been pregnant, you know that the baby bump begins at the pelvic area. Beyonce’s “baby bump” starts well about the pelvic area. In fact, her figure is still pretty much intact. Take a closer look at the bikini bottom half. Her hips have not changed at all, from the pelvic area to above the navel, it’s pretty flat. Then we proceed to that mishapened lump, that sits squarely front and center. In other words, it looks like whoever is putting her “baby hump look” together, don’t realize that just attaching a bag (or whatever) front an center does not make you a pregnant woman.
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somebody mad that Beyonce ain’t blowingup like your everday hood chic…..#Certifiable
It ain’t about blowing up. It’s about the ability to shrink and grow at WILL. No other “pregnant” woman has ever been able to do this.
Plus, that space between her pelvic and navel area is too flat. Hips expand to support baby, and that girl’s hips ain’t changed.
Good Morning peeps, Hey Therapist
It’s no use, some just wanna hate this chick, I’ve been pregnant before and she looks preggars to me.
NOBODY is hating on Beyaki. I am a pillow-pet STAN.
We just wanna know (for future references) how to blow up and recede a belly at will.
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Trying to show that women’s pregnant bellies extend from the pelvic area (below bikini line). Beyonce’s starts above the pelvic area, leaving much of her lower belly FLAT.
I try not to comment on these post about whether Beyonce is pregnant or not but this one I had to. Not every woman carries a baby the same. Beyonce was in perfect shape before she said she was expecting so she probably will go a time without looking big or whatever. I am a very petite person and what I look like pregnant may not be what she would look like. I had a friend that didnt have a perfectly round stomach while pregnant, she looked like she actually swollowed a box but guess what she was indeed pregnant so I think people need to just get over it and see what happens in February.
ryand91 says:
She looks pretty. I’m so over this pregnant/not-pregnant debate.
——————–BRINGING A BABY INTO THIS WORLD IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BLESSINGS FROM GOD THAT A WOMEN CAN EXPERIENCE IN MY OPINION, I THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL OF HOW THEY SEPAK ILL OF WHAT THEY FEEL SOMEONE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE. I THINK THAT IS JUST PLAIN MEAN SPIRITED!. PEOPLE SAYING HOPE HER BABY DON’T COME OUT LOOKING LIKE JAY ETC.. THAT’S JUST MEAN WHETHER YOU LIKE HER OR NOT. WHY NOT JUST HOPE FOR A HAPPY AND HEALTHY BABY FOR HER?…
Sandra how nasty could you really get? Attacking someone’s unborn child just for the sake on controversy comments and a few extra hits? God i only hope the same for family should any of them get pregnant in the future…let’s hope your human comment don’t come back and bite you in the ass then. Just unreal.