D’Angelo is Back – and He’s Still Hawt (Video)

Sandra Rose January 31, 2012

DAngelo is Back

Remember when your mom and aunty used to lose their minds over D’Angelo back in the day? It wasn’t just his smooth vocals that made the ladies lose it, it was his hard, beefcake bod too! There was no doubt about it; D’Angelo was a good looking man. Plus, he had the confidence to go with his dashing good looks — or so we thought…

It turns out that D’Angelo, real name Michael Archer, wasn’t emotionally equipped to handle his growing fame. D’Angelo mistakenly believed his music was not appreciated by his fans as much as his hawt bod was. So, like most artists who lose their focus, D’Angelo dropped out of the music scene. Paralyzed with self-doubt, he neglected his music and turned to a life of drugs and alcohol abuse.

Along the way, D’Angelo, now 37, was arrested for drug possession and DUI’s. He did a stint in drug rehab in 2006. And on Mar. 10, 2010, he was arrested for soliciting oral sex from a female undercover officer in New York City.

But despite his many setbacks, the old D’Angelo made a triumphant return to the stage during a performance in Paris, France over the weekend. Watch the performance after the break!

Video source: TGJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

glad to have him back!
caligirl

Ahhhhh shucks he looks much better
EB

His 1st cd is still on heavy rotation in my iPod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I always thought this man was beautiful…gorgeous even! I just wasn’t feelin’ the Big Baby Jesus look…
lady_cn

Two years makes a helluva difference. I remember when he was walking around looking like Old Dirty Bastard

Glad he’s getting his chit together. I missed his music…
Terri B

I’m happy for him, but he just never did nothing for me like he did for others.
Terri B

*Look wise.
mickey6272

So fluckin’ sexy.
lady_cn

FeFe says:

I always thought this man was beautiful…gorgeous even! I just wasn’t feelin’ the Big Baby Jesus look…
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@ Big Baby Jesus
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

When D’Angelo first came out…Lawd have mercy.

Glad to see he’s looking better. And he still has that voice. That hair though…Looks like he still sleeps in bus stations and sht.
Chocolate Diva

Goes to Youtube to watch “How Does it Feel” Man I remember trying to look down into the TV screen to seen that ding-a-ling swing
lovezoe

VA STAND UP!! Still jam to Brown Sugar
KDub

Remember when your mom and aunty used to lose their minds over D’Angelo back in the day?
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Back in the day? My 16 yo daughter saw “How Does It Feel” video the first time back around Xmas (on some sexiest vids countdown…Fuse maybe?) and lost her MIND you hear me? She was like momma…why you neva TOLE me about this…while never taking her eyes off the tv.
KDub

And on Mar. 10, 2010, he was arrested for soliciting oral sex from a female undercover officer in New York City.
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At least it was a woman. I still have not forgiven George Michael for soliciting a man decades ago George broke my HEART okay?
OutsidetheBox

Even the youngins know!!! D has always been in the rotation. Love him!
NaijaGal

sh*t, damn, motherfcuker
DoNotDeleteMe

When it was revealed that he slept with what’s-her-face…ahh, Angie Stone…I just…uhmmmm…ugh!
The Makeup Maven

@ Naija – that was my jam!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

Brown Sugar stays in my rotation real music doesnt die
lady_cn

NaijaGal says:

sh*t, damn, motherfcuker

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That was my song back in the day.
NaijaGal

@Looks like he still sleeps in bus stations and sht…I hate you YSO
The Makeup Maven

<—- REMEMBERS WHEN D'ANGELO WAS ON SOUL TRAIN SINGIN' BROWN SUGA AND TIA & TAMARA MOWRY WERE THE HOSTS AND THESE LIL' MUHFUKKAS GON' SAY "ITS SO REFRESHING TO SEE SOMEONE SINGIN' ABOUT SISTA'S IN A POSITIVE LIGHT!"

I looked at that tv like YOU DUMB BISH'S…THAT'S NOT WHAT HE IS TOM'BOUT!
TPtotalpackage

Lawwwddddd I used to want to the ish out of this man back in the day on some hot in the a** 13 year old R Kelly type ish. But um “Still Hawt?” Sandra. Please. He sounds good though!
Chocolate Diva

Deangelo in that 2010 pic looks like neighboorhood dude nicknamed “Scoop” I grew up with
KDub

My D’Angelo jam was “Lady”….1995. Year I graduated. Had my oldest. Was in LOVE…SHEW. That was me and old dude SONG.
Yall still crazy

*rather imagine him from the naked video*

Yes, kdub, good thing it was a woman

Now hushyomouth about Mr. George Stanley Michaels #justmadeupthatmiddlename

Lies, I say

Cues I Want Your Sex
The Makeup Maven

@ KDub – I think “Lady” is my aww time favorite song from him! That and
“Nothing Really Matters” w/him and Lauryn! *shivers*
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@NAIJA

But he does!

I think next to Brown Suga, Those Dreaming Eyes is my fave D’Angelo song. And I liked his versions of Cruise and Heaven Must Be Like this too.
EB

@ makeup maven. What was Deangelo talking about in brown suga? Don’t tell me he was talking about hot pockets
OutsidetheBox

Dub, yall letters used to have “a song” huh?

You know the format…

Time:
Place:
Song:
Thoughts: Dear Love, ….

S/S/S
Yall still crazy

I’d buy a new album yo. Get in the studio yo
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

I like D’Angelo 2nd album my fave song of his is off the Belly soundtrack..
Terri B

KDub says:

And on Mar. 10, 2010, he was arrested for soliciting oral sex from a female undercover officer in New York City.
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At least it was a woman. I still have not forgiven George Michael for soliciting a man decades ago George broke my HEART okay?

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Wasn’t George prostituting himself and living in his car? I hated to see him like that, he was so sexy back in the day.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Yall still crazy says:

I’d buy a new album yo. Get in the studio yo
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When you do, make me a copy and I’ll come get it
Yall still crazy

“Nothing Really Matters” w/him and Lauryn! *shivers*

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does backflip*
The Makeup Maven

@ Eb – Rumor has it he was tom’bout that Chronic!
NaijaGal

Wasn’t he talking about a three some in Brown Sugar…getting it in with his girl and her sister???
Yall still crazy

*army salute* Yes, ma’am.

Jmo That person was drinking AGANE last night yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

I remember trying to sing this to this chick and she rushed to kiss me busted my lip. thirsty broad I still hit but I wasnt happy
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

I’m NOT hating on Angie Stone, she has always got the good looking young dudes; D’Angelo, Calvin Richardson and I forgot ole boy named but shole look good tho..

She like em young and tender!!!
The Makeup Maven

Yall still crazy says:

“Nothing Really Matters” w/him and Lauryn! *shivers*

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does backflip*
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GAGIRL87

Um he still doesn’t look that “good” imo

Me & Those Dreamy Eyes Of Mine<<<<<<<<<<<<< I love that song
Yall still crazy

Brown Sugar =
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

to “Nothing Really Matters”
Chocolate Diva

@JMO

Did u see what I said to u in the previous post about not putting sausage cakes up in yo gravi?
The Makeup Maven

NaijaGal says:

Wasn’t he talking about a three some in Brown Sugar…getting it in with his girl and her sister???
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Could be, but it shole wasn’t what Tia & Tamara wholsesome azz was tombout!
I Go There

My DAngelo fav is “Alright”

Dude tooks some pounds off…
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

Devil’s Pie is the named of the song:

[CHORUS]
Fuck the slice we want the pie
Why ask why till we fry
Watch us all stand in line
For a slice of the devil’s pie
Drugs and thugs womeN wine
Three or four at a time
Watch them stand all in line
For a slice of the devil’s pie

Who am I to justify
All the evil in our eye
When I myself feel the high
From all that I despise

Behind the jail or in the grave
I have to lay in this bed I made
If I die before I wake
I Hope the lord dont’ hesitate
2 get 2 heaven done been through hell
Tell my peeps all is well
All them fools whose soul’s 4 sale
Sitting next to the Jezebel

Demons screaming in my ear
All my anger all my fear
If I holler let them hear
In this spinning sphere

[CHORUS]

Main ingredients 2 this dish
Goes like this
Here’s the list
Materialistic, greed and lust, jealousy, envious
Bread and dough, cheddar cheese, flash and stash, cash and cream
Temperatures at a high degree
Wheres niggas come 2 feast
Hell’s this all about
Apocalypse ain’t no doubt

Everbody’s ho’ing out all the loot all the clout
Right or wrong
Do or die
Only the vengeance will pacify
Watch your back
And so will I
In these days and time

[CHORUS]

Aint no justice
It’s Just us
Ashes 2 ashes
Dust 2 dust
Time has come for most of us
2 choose in which God we trust
I know I was born 2 die
Searching 2 find
Piece of mind
With eighty five dumb and blind
There can be no compromise
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette – THANK YOU! I went to a Concert of De’Angelo’s and he admitted that Brown Suga was about that spliff, that ganja, that chronic!

*man, misses smokin’ ratt now*
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
prynsexxx

lady_cn says:

NaijaGal says:

sh*t, damn, motherfcuker

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That was my song back in the day.

AND to the “Nothing Really Matters”…..

#thatshouldbeonaweddingsongCD
Yall still crazy

“busted my lip”

I got slapped once by thee most respectful man I know We both looked like “did that just really happen?” Then we proceeded on with what we were doing
The Makeup Maven

D’Angelo’s Spanish Joint was the chit too!
vero

Sandra, what age range do you think your readers belong to??

My mom was and the 1st time she saw untitled video
(I’m 33 btw)
The Makeup Maven

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
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My boo is FINALLY ALL GROWN UP!
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.

I first found out I was shocked my lil self was really trying to sing that song every sat weekend while cleaning up..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I DONT MEMBER ANY SONGS FROM HIM.. LET ME EXIT LEFT BEFORE I GET STONED…
The Makeup Maven

Yall still crazy says:

*rather imagine him from the naked video*

Yes, kdub, good thing it was a woman

Now hushyomouth about Mr. George Stanley Michaels #justmadeupthatmiddlename

Lies, I say

Cues I Want Your Sex
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Said I won’t tease you
Won’t tell you no lies
Don’t need no bible
Just look in my eyes

Yeah, that was my jam!
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

to “Nothing Really Matters”
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That song there is WOW
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I won’t stone you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ Lakes I forget you still a baby
OutsidetheBox

Sis This means that you didnt sit down and obssessively copy song lyrics like me.. LOL
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SIS THANKS..
Chocolate Diva

Lakes
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

I wasnt into George Michael then and def NOT now, I always thought he was weird and I was right .. well kinda sorta of!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@AL IM A 80’S BABY..LATE 80’S
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Chocolate Diva says:

@JMO

Did u see what I said to u in the previous post about not putting sausage cakes up in yo gravi?
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… yes, I’ll find a more positive gravi in a few
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ LAkes I know 89 right
Chocolate Diva

So Simon just fired Paula on X Factor
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCOD I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO GET FOR THIS!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Yall … really???? … Thats why her azz has been MIA … poor thang
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

Who? Must be a slow news day.

And why his lips all pursed like that in the second pic? Looks like his hands on his hips too.

Like he sayin:
“Bytch, I know I’m fine.” **three finger snaps**
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@AL.. NAW 87… IM HITTING THE BIG 25 THIS YEAR…
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
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My moms told me that one… Im thinking its about some chic.

I guess the “Sitting by an open fire place in my favorite dungarees” line was suppose to be the give away…
The Makeup Maven

@ Mizzdallas – You didn’t like George when he was w/WHAM?!

I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen and all those sad goodbyes

I’m never gonna dance again
Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool

I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I’d been given
So I’m never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Chocolate Diva

Nicole and the host were also just fired. Damn Simon ass cleaning house
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHATTED

Got me feeling like Dimpz over here.

@SIS

I did not.

@MIZDALLAS

I learned it was about a dog when I was listening to it on the radio and the dj (Herb Kent the Cool Gent) broke the news to me. I felt bamboozled and led astray.
http://www.iammisha.com Jusathought

SO am I only one who never found this man remotely attractive??? I mean his body was ok back in the day but it wasn’t tight enough for me to look beyond his cryptic face I am glad to see him back on his feet and doing well it’s a shame he wasted so many years in the streets when he could have been cashing checks
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

KDub says:

And on Mar. 10, 2010, he was arrested for soliciting oral sex from a female undercover officer in New York City.
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At least it was a woman. I still have not forgiven George Michael for soliciting a man decades ago George broke my HEART okay?

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I was so mad when I grew up and realized George Michael liked microphones. I loved me some WAM… it is still in my phone music thing. D’Angelo was never cute(them teefs and dem braids)

I was surprised when Mase got caught soliciting from a tranny… Chingy not so much.
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCOLATE DIVA
“Nicole and the host were also just fired. Damn Simon ass cleaning house ”
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They aint’ give up the puzz and that’s what happens.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I still listen to George Micheal too. I love “Father Figure” though it took on a new meaning after I knew George was gay.
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

George Michael’s music still get my water boiling even though he won’t put his hot dog in it.
KDub

My fave George Michaels song really was a Wham! song… “Careless Whisper” is my SHAT The day I found out about ole Georgie and he was gay? On all things GOOD I was deva-stated…you hear me? Called my momma all upset…

Song with D’Angelo and Miss Hill is on my rotation too….

LOVES good music.
OutsidetheBox
Chocolate Diva

@Man

Oh ok
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

George Michaels <<< who that?? i hate this fukn post!!
Yall still crazy

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.

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mizzdallas, we I was a pre-teen George Michaels was what’s hot yo I was in to fashion and he brought out all of the real top models back then in his video.

OTB I used to write them down like a letter and read them
Hershey

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
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:wth: I never knew this I thought it was about some good puzzay
prynsexxx

Chocolate Diva says:

So Simon just fired Paula on X Factor
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I think its about time she needs a “Behind The Music” and “Unsung” segment. Things ain’t been looking too pretty for her here lately.
OutsidetheBox

Me too, yall. Me too.
Chocolate Diva

@Lakes

Po baby
KDub

DANCE wif me @Makeup Maven…that is the song I just said! “Careless Whisper”

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But nooooooooooooow who’s gonna dance with me?
Please stay….
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

YSoSrs says:

I still listen to George Micheal too. I love “Father Figure” though it took on a new meaning after I knew George was gay.
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Man what who you telling… he was it back in the day just like Freddie Jackson ALL his songs make me feel some kind of way after watching Unsung. I mean how you sing such a beautiful song such as “You are my lady” when you don’t even like ladies?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

i LUVDIDIDIDID me some D’Angelo u hea me? baby when i saw that “V” in that vid i almost licked the tv screen. he was BEAUTIFUL!!!

S/N yall memba when Jamie Foxx dumbass did a parody of the vid on his show?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

George Michaels <<< who that?? i hate this fukn post!!
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I love it when youre here
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@HERSHEY

Not unless he was fcking the dog.
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

Three men we (my siblings and I) can’t EVA say anything negative about in the presence of my mom are:

1. Lutha (he could do no wrong and was straight as an arrow let my Momma tell it “People just say he gay because his voice so beautiful.” ~My momma

2. Bruce Willis ( I don’t know, I can’t explain it. I think the first “Die Hard” movie did something for her)

3. George Michael (even tho my brother and I pointed out that he wore more make up and did more booty shakin than Vegas Show girl)
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

George Michaels <<< who that?? i hate this fukn post!!

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How old are you????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
The Makeup Maven

@ KDub :2dance:
Yall still crazy

I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen and all those sad goodbyes

I’m never gonna dance again
Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool

I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I’d been given
So I’m never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you

*holds lighter in the air*

Jmo, we have a lunchdate today, so Imma see what’s up #notinaclique
prynsexxx

Hershey says:

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
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:wth: I never knew this I thought it was about some good puzzay
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Well in a sense….they were talkin about a “b!tch”.

#nodisrespecttoanybody
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

i was telling the new chic the other day how butt-hurt i was when i found out Gawg Michaels was teh ghey. i almost cried almost. he coulda been my Fahva figga now tho? he look like he done lived too much of “that lyfe”
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

George Michaels <<< who that?? i hate this fukn post!!
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yeah we might have to get you an 80 and early 90s study guide.

This is how we chill for 93 til
The Makeup Maven

KDub says:

DANCE wif me @Makeup Maven…that is the song I just said! “Careless Whisper”

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But nooooooooooooow who’s gonna dance with me?
Please stay….
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HE MEANT THAT SHATT RATT THERE, DIDN’T HE?!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FUK THIS POST!! **STOMPS ON ALL YALL CASSETTE PLAYERS AND OLD SCHOOL RECORD PLAYERS** SEE YALL!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @DAWN

And I’m so gonna steal this—>George Michael’s music still get my water boiling even though he won’t put his hot dog in it.
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

has anyone ever seen the kid he has with angie stone? i havent, kid must be what, 7? 8??
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Three men we (my siblings and I) can’t EVA say anything negative about in the presence of my mom are:

1. Lutha (he could do no wrong and was straight as an arrow let my Momma tell it “People just say he gay because his voice so beautiful.” ~My momma

2. Bruce Willis ( I don’t know, I can’t explain it. I think the first “Die Hard” movie did something for her)

3. George Michael (even tho my brother and I pointed out that he wore more make up and did more booty shakin than Vegas Show girl)

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You bet not never say nothing bad bout Luther!!! He was/ is the best no matter what….

Bruce used to be fine… I agree with your mama

Pam Grier was fine as wine back in the day…. have you ever seen whats under her hood? Goo God almighty they don’t make em like her anymore
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@DAWN IM 24…
@JMO BUT I SOO LOST
boistop

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
There’s no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you’ll find

Should’ve known better

I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind the silver screen

And all its sad good-byes

I’m never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know your not a fool

Should’ve known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I’ve been given
So I’m never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

George Michaels <<< who that?? i hate this fukn post!!
___________________
Take your azz to otha post and try talking about my pussy again!
KDub

I think its about time she needs a “Behind The Music” and “Unsung” segment.
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Let the yt folks over at VH1 have Paula.

The onliest Unsung person who was not a colored was Teena Marie. And I want it to stay that way. Cause she was a honorary sista NE-WAY
CFREE

D’Angelo has come along way and has a ways to go, them vocals still there
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

And D’Angelo sounds good btw. Also glad to see he lost his Polow the Don look
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

FUK THIS POST!! **STOMPS ON ALL YALL CASSETTE PLAYERS AND OLD SCHOOL RECORD PLAYERS** SEE YALL!!

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May your toe nails be in grown
Chocolate Diva

@Choco
OutsidetheBox

Freddie Jackson Yes, yes. I will blow it everytime!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

FUK THIS POST!! **STOMPS ON ALL YALL CASSETTE PLAYERS AND OLD SCHOOL RECORD PLAYERS** SEE YALL!!
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!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO 93.. I WAS 6.. YEAH IDK
The Makeup Maven

<—- EVEN LOVES THE SONG GEORGE MICHAEL DID W/RETHA!

When the river was deep
I didn't falter
When the mountain was high
I still believe
When the valley was low
It didn't stop me
I knew you were waiting
Knew you were waiting for me
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

D’Angelo was my pu$$Y wetter cum getter back in the day! I use to grind my ex ish down to a nub off some D’Angelo… How does if feeeeeelll
Hershey

@ Yall if you don’t shut up!!! *throws towel on stage at yall*

that was my J-A-M!!!!

@ Pryn I guess so
Yall still crazy

Laker, go listen to a couple of the songs named on here.
cajun voice–> Guarantee you’ll enjoy
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MAN

Your mama has good taste.
Chocolate Diva

OutsidetheBox says:

Freddie Jackson Yes, yes. I will blow it everytime!
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Freda Jackson huh
OutsidetheBox

Damn Choc! It was a fukking joke!
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@DAWN IM 24…
@JMO BUT I SOO LOST
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You better learn good music cause the shat out now ain’t worth a poot.
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

george michaels- father figure >>>>>>>>>>>
The Makeup Maven

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@IGO 93.. I WAS 6.. YEAH IDK
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I was graduating from High School in 93!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

picks up my broken cassttes puts the tissue back in the slot screws them all together we still good thell still play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I had to go to a meeting…but ummm, who ain’t know D’Angelo wasn’t talkin bout in “Brown Sugar”?

Andddd…..@JMO, you keep me in STITCHES no knowing who folks are!
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

@Man

@tatted I was never into wham more into New Edition…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO HEY IM NOT THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP IM LOGGIN OFF FOR THE DAY.. I FEEL LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW HOLD UP THO.. DID U JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE THE ROOM LIKE IM 5
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@Lakes stompin cassette tapes & record playas LMAO!!!

CFreezie!!! hey suga pooh!!

aiight folks im out
Yall still crazy

Oh WUT

Choco
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHOCO
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@DAWN
“You bet not never say nothing bad bout Luther!!! He was/ is the best no matter what….

Bruce used to be fine… I agree with your mama

Pam Grier was fine as wine back in the day…. have you ever seen whats under her hood? Goo God almighty they don’t make em like her anymore”
______________________________________________________________________________

Yeah, Lutha was straight up revered in my household. When Lutha passed I had to call and check on my momma to make sure she was ok.

Oh yeah, she hates Demi Moore with a passion!

Pam Grier awiiiiiiight. She always been a bit overrated to me. Dreamboat body, shipwreck face.
melinla

Hey everyone… At least he was soliciting a woman… That’s all I got. ***goes to read comments***
KDub

HE MEANT THAT SHATT RATT THERE, DIDN’T HE?!
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THAT is my PART on that song…when he start sanging that shat fast and hit that high note? George was that dude.
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

D’Angelo was my pu$$Y wetter cum getter back in the day! I use to grind my ex ish down to a nub off some D’Angelo… How does if feeeeeelll
______________________________________________________________
so while i read your message i was imagining your avi, and needless to say i feel ill.
OutsidetheBox

@In grown toe nails!
NaijaGal

Paula can’t catch a break

@kdub
Paula isn’t black?
Yall still crazy

We aint shatt AGANE
Turned this into a George Michael’s I Want Your Sex post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Oh anddd @Lakes…
The Makeup Maven
boistop

I use to grind my ex ish down to a nub off some D’Angelo… How does if feeeeeelll
——————–:lol:
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“Your mama has good taste. ”
_____________________________________________________________________________

I know. She’s perfect in every way.
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

@sponge

I have never seen there child. But damn, angie use to get that!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@FEFE HOLD ME!!
KDub

FUK THIS POST!! **STOMPS ON ALL YALL CASSETTE PLAYERS AND OLD SCHOOL RECORD PLAYERS** SEE YALL!!
—————————————————-
Still got my 8 tracks so BYE :wave:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FEFE

I didn’t.

@ALBOY

Here. Don’t forget the pen to wind the tape back around the little spools.

#OldSchoolBaby
LolliepopLyfe

…feels like I’m about to pull a Xtina….Cleanup at cube 3130!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Man … My mother also has 3 men she loves; The Rock, Stephen Baldwin and some other famous guy … You better not say nothin about them men!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OTB
the joke was yesterday imma need bishes to flip the page on their own fukn calendars and keep it moving and for real my pussy is not a joke like some fukd up lives on this bish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ YSO i have a pncil the shape fits in the grooves
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

Lady remix (and original) D Angelo crusin, man he had hits!!

(Class of 99)
The Makeup Maven

KDub says:

HE MEANT THAT SHATT RATT THERE, DIDN’T HE?!
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THAT is my PART on that song…when he start sanging that shat fast and hit that high note? George was that dude
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That nigga bish said all fast

We hurt each other with the thangs we wanted to say
NaijaGal

I wanted ot “gotta have faith” George…maybe if I’d paid attention to his fierce face when he was with Wham I’d have known better
Yall still crazy

*takes credit for putting Laker up on Motown music*

——————————————–
When Lutha passed I had to call and check on my momma to make sure she was ok.

—————————————–
3 tha hard way :fistbump: <-really a chestbump
Chocolate Diva
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Now Playing Donny Hathaway “I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know”
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If I ever leave you baby… you can say I told you so
And if I ever hurt you … you know I hurt myself as well

Is that any way for a man to carry on
Do you think I want my loved one gone
Said I love you
More than you’ll ever know
More than you’ll ever know

When I wasn’t making much money
You know where my paycheck went
You know I brought it home to you baby
And I never spent a red cent

Is that any way for a man to carry on
Do you think I want my loved one gone
Said I love you
More than you’ll ever know
More than you’ll ever know

Now listen to this
I’m not trying to be
Just any kind of man
No I ain’t
I’m just trying to be somebody
You can love, trust and understand
I know, I know, I know that I can be
A part of you that no one else could see
Yeah
But I gotta hear you say
I got to hear you say
It’s alright
I’m only flesh and blood
But I can be anything that you demand
I can be King of everything
Or just a tiny grain of sand
Now tell me

Is that anyway for a man to carry on
Do you think that I want my loved one gone
I love you
More than you’ll ever know
I said I love you
I love you
I love you
Hey
Don’t want nobody else but you…..
The Makeup Maven

Choco aka Hippie says:

@OTB
the joke was yesterday imma need bishes to flip the page on their own fukn calendars and keep it moving and for real my pussy is not a joke like some fukd up lives on this bish!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My bad Choc! It was a joke, but since you’re offended, My bad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ Lollie that disgusting all cooter sepage is in the the Chrissy dripping page
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@JMO
” My mother also has 3 men she loves; The Rock, Stephen Baldwin and some other famous guy … You better not say nothin about them men!”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Stephen Baldwin?? Who is that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

:hugs: what’s wrong??? *holds you tight*
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@IGO 93.. I WAS 6.. YEAH IDK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was graduating from High School in 93!
_________________________________________________________________

Damn! I wasnt even in high school yet… not even close
KDub

@kdub
Paula isn’t black?
—————————–
Paula ain’t fugged with the nukkas since the late 80’s/early 1990’s when she was fugging Arsenio Hall and when she taught Janet Jackson how to dance for the “Control” album.

So I will say ahhhh….NO (Michael Kyle “My Wife and Kids” voice)
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Oh wait, yall tambout Paul danced with the cat in Opposites Attract video Abdullah? (i thought she was 1/126th part black & in this country that mean she black? )
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@CHOCO HEY IM NOT THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP IM LOGGIN OFF FOR THE DAY.. I FEEL LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW HOLD UP THO.. DID U JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE THE ROOM LIKE IM 5
______________
Thats all you got from my post basically don’t worry about my pussy worry about yours or the lack thereof!
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

what was that song by george micheals with the supermodels, with tyra banks looking FIERCE! that was my song
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ALBoy says:

@ YSO i have a pncil the shape fits in the grooves
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Chocolate Diva
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
Nothings wrong I don’t feel good and Im not playing do you hear me talking about any broads chit on here NO! So when you come indirect or direct I got U!
Yall still crazy

lollypop, YOU WILL NOT BE LEAKING UP IN HERE YO!

It is way too early for Yso to be breaking out the disinfectant and ish

———————————————————
Yall remember messing the damn tape up and just snatching it all out only to figure that you had to snatch out 2,900 more feet of tape. I used to be mad!

Confession: I was listening to NWA on my sony walkman, while my mother thought I was listening to the red headed church lady’s tape
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL IM GETTING MY MOTOWN ON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@JMO
” My mother also has 3 men she loves; The Rock, Stephen Baldwin and some other famous guy … You better not say nothin about them men!”
______________________________________________________________________

Stephen Baldwin?? Who is that?
_____________________________________________________________________

An actor. He played in some movies back in the day. One of the baldwin brothers
West Coast Chick

NO BUENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KDub

Mama Kdub loves herself some John Travolta. If you brang up that Scientology shat she will be ready to fight chu
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@JMO
” My mother also has 3 men she loves; The Rock, Stephen Baldwin and some other famous guy … You better not say nothin about them men!”
_____________________________________________________________________________
Stephen Baldwin?? Who is that?
________________________________________-
i like Alex (the 30 rock dude) i love sarcastic funny dudes. alex could get it till this day, charlie sheen couldve back in day(and for some reason i have a thing for Robert Downey Jr)
but my white boy crush forever and always is Brad Pitt
Hershey

*“The X Factor,” as we came to know it, is no more.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, executive producer Simon Cowell has fired fellow judges Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul, as well as unpopular host Steve Jones – leaving Antonio “LA” Reid the only one unscathed in a shakeup that all went down Monday night.

While the exit of Jones and Scherzinger were confirmed by Fox, Abdul’s reported removal was not. The Hollywood Reporter is going by sources who claim she will also be shown the door – and that all of these major show decisions came from one key meeting held in the U.K.

Per The Hollywood Reporter:

According to a show insider, a series of X Factor season 2 offsite meetings are taking place wherein show creator Simon Cowell has assembled his team and creative brain-trust for a post-mortem. The purpose: detailing what went wrong and what was done right on season 1 of the Fox singing competition.

Among the brash verdicts, says THR’s source: that Abdul’s role was seen as “irrelevant to the mix,” in part through no fault of her own (as mentor to the groups, her contestants were picked off early in the competition).

Still, Abdul was not without her controversies on the show. Many blamed her for the dismissal of season 1 favorite Rachel Crow, precipitated by advice Abdul gave to Scherzinger to let the decision be made by the public vote. America then sent the 13-year-old packing.

On the show, both had weathered their share of viewer criticism; Scherzinger even received death threats after she and Abdul voted to send finalist Drew Ryniewicz home. Jones’ handling of contestant eliminations, which some deemed insensitive, also came under fire as unscripted reactions became increasingly emotional.

The host and judge did not receive an explanation for the decision, but a source close to the show says Cowell has decided that the show needs a bigger celebrity on the panel next season.

Also nagging at Cowell — with just about everything he touches — are the constant Idol comparisons and U.S. X Factor was no exception. But even with its over-the-top accoutrements of costumes, dancers and pyro, many from inside and outside the show’s sphere felt it simply wasn’t different enough, especially with the familiar image of Abdul at Cowell’s side.
OutsidetheBox

for real my pussy is not a joke like some fukd up lives on this bish!

I know, I know. I promise not to get pregnant (again) before Im married. And I will not move to the subsided housing. *Girl Scout pinky*
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

:rollseyes:
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My bad Choc! It was a joke, but since you’re offended, My bad!
__________________
Shorty do you hear me joke about you at all????? So treat those like you want to be treated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

I have no idea what’s going on…which thread did this go down in????
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@KDub

So I will say ahhhh….NO (Michael Kyle “My Wife and Kids” voice)
_______________
me & hubby still be saying this chit to each otha. LOVED that show, still watch re-runs (IN-DEED)!

*checks clock 10:26 CST* we got drama already tho???
boistop

Confession: I was listening to NWA on my sony walkman, while my mother thought I was listening to the red headed church lady’s tape
——————-
I know I been changeddddddddddd
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO.. IDK WHY YOU COMING AT ME BUT COOL.. I DONT ARGUE ON HERE.. HOPE UR DAY GETS BETTER..
Anna

melinla says:

Hey everyone… At least he was soliciting a woman… That’s all I got.
~~~~~~
I know, why’d that make me feel better?
I Go There

mizzdallas says:

@Man

@tatted I was never into wham more into New Edition…
__________________________________________________

Got Every New Edition Album….
caligirl

@JMO

Ms. Sandra are you going to post, Depuy Dogs new Single. Sorry…Meant to say Oliva.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

spongebobfan says:

WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

D’Angelo was my pu$$Y wetter cum getter back in the day! I use to grind my ex ish down to a nub off some D’Angelo… How does if feeeeeelll
______________________________________________________________
so while i read your message i was imagining your avi, and needless to say i feel ill.
——————
My avi could break some shyt!! I feel for any man she rides!!
_____________________

@ YALL Still
Wut I doo? It’s true… Po fella never had a chance when I would play that… I would close my eyes and pretend! I wonder how many times in the throws of passion I called him D’Angelo… You can mispronouce Robert and I couldn’t play it off neither…
NaijaGal

@JMO isn’t Stephen the ‘Christian’ Bladwin?? married that wilson/phillips girl…all republican and ish…you see the other Bladwin on celebrity rehab? them baldwins ain’t right
OutsidetheBox

Wait, did JMO just really try to tell somebody….who somebody else ill? @Denise, Im pretty sure Man was being funny. :rofl
Chocolate Diva

The Makeup Maven says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@IGO 93.. I WAS 6.. YEAH IDK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was graduating from High School in 93!
_________________________________________________________________

JMO says:
Damn! I wasnt even in high school yet… not even close
*****************************
Gives my lil sis a hug.
caligirl

What up WCC?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MAN

Stephen Baldwin is one of the younger, lesser, slower, Baldwin brothers. JMO’s mama has to get a serious side-eye for him.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SO DANGELO.. AND THAT GEORGE MICHAELS GUY.. ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD ADD??
The Makeup Maven

Choco aka Hippie says:

My bad Choc! It was a joke, but since you’re offended, My bad!
__________________
Shorty do you hear me joke about you at all????? So treat those like you want to be treated!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
First off, I NEVER come for you on this bish, and shorty?? NO! I treat those like I want to be treated! I know you’re not feeling good and all, BUT DON’T! I’m not gon’ get PUNKED ON THIS FUGGIN’ BLOG! I apologized. Not good enough……….
OutsidetheBox

Deputy Dog
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

George Michaels <<< who that?? i hate this fukn post!!
———
Wait really Lakes? Not even tryna come at you but I'm close to your age…we need to open you up to some classics hunny
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

(i thought i change my avi weeks ago) dah welll
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@JMO SHYT I WAS IN ELEMENTARY.. :2dance:
I Go There

@Choco

you know she wasnt the only one saying anything right?
caligirl

@ Choco – How is your ear today?
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

SO DANGELO.. AND THAT GEORGE MICHAELS GUY.. ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD ADD??
———–
Mint Condition…wait what era/genre we talking bout?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Anyway Terrific Tuesday FOLKS!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@SPONGEBOB

Alec is my favorite Baldwin too. And I’m gone have to fight you over Robert Downey.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@PRYT SHYT PLAY SOME OL SCHOOL MESSICAN SONGS AND IM ALL THE WAY IN.. ENGLISH.. YEAH NO..
OutsidetheBox

Cray.
prynsexxx

Does anybody have any food coupons aka foodstamps for sale. I want to get some Superbowl food. I will 200 for 100. I heard those were crackhead prices but, it’s income tax time and folks be trying to increase their EIC status.

#momoneymomoneymomoney

The convo goes something like this…. “GIRRRRLLL I just got 8 stacks AND they gave me a xtra 100 for selling some of my stamps.” IJS
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

ALBoy says:

picks up my broken cassttes puts the tissue back in the slot screws them all together we still good thell still play

————-
Puts duct tape and electrical tape over the battery compartment… twist up right earphone cord to fix short…

She can’t keep us down…
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@FE FE
“Stephen Baldwin is one of the younger, lesser, slower, Baldwin brothers. JMO’s mama has to get a serious side-eye for him.”
___________________________________________________________________________________

I was thinking they must be some singer or something also named Baldwin cause ALL dem Baldwin niggas seem like they Momma and Daddy are also brother and sister.

They all throwed off and chit.

I wonder who the 3rd celebrity dude that JMO’s mother loved that JMO won’t mention.

Prolly Flava Flav or or Boy George or something…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

what is going on??? soooo confuzzled!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@EGO
I said some bishes…. I saw her mention Nichole then Tatted said something riddle me this – I don’t talk about bishes on here like that I remain neutral but talking about my pussy to me is a bit much! Like any female with any amount of common sense would realize that’s like trespassing!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHATTED

Not worth it.
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

SO DANGELO.. AND THAT GEORGE MICHAELS GUY.. ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD ADD??
——-
Earth Wind and Fire
Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes
The O’Jays

Baby Face
Pebbles
Johnny Gill
West Coast Chick

Hey Caligirl!!! :hugs:
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@FEFE WHO LIKE SUSHI??
caligirl

@OTB
the joke was yesterday imma need bishes to flip the page on their own fukn calendars and keep it moving and for real my pussy is not a joke like some fukd up lives on this bish!
___________________

Feel ya DAWG, I tell mister all the time, my PUzzy is not a joke.

I’m in this bish in tears…..howling.
Yall still crazy

SO DANGELO.. AND THAT GEORGE MICHAELS GUY.. ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD ADD??
——————————–
Let me think and when one pops into my head, Imma let you know mama!

You’ve got to raise your kids on the REAL love music
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@JMO SHYT I WAS IN ELEMENTARY.. :2dance:
________________________________________________

Me too girl :fistbump: …. F these senior citizens
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

theres a new video of d angelo singing Untitled in Paris!!! i would link it but i love my log in
The Makeup Maven

@ YSO – I AIN’T ON THAT CHIT! IT’S A WHOLE BUNCH OF DUMB CHIT THAT GET SPREWED THROUGH THIS BISH!!!! WTF EVER!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ The Makeup Maven: What was he talking ’bout? Drugs?
OutsidetheBox

Choc I said Nichole but I aint apologizing. IJS. That Tatt didnt. She laughed…like everyone always does.

You can be mad at me. Im used to it! Chirren mad right now cause I made them eat leftover’s on our Stevie B’s night!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Cali

Im going to my dr tomorrow for my ear!
OutsidetheBox

WHO LIKE SUSHI??

!
caligirl

Please :stop: The exit from my office…I wanna run around the building. My side if fluckin hurting….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@JMO

Girl, who you callin’ a senior citizen!
The Makeup Maven

@ Sandra – DEFINITELY!!!
Chocolate Diva

WOW.COM/NET.EDU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

I love sushi
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@JMO RIIIIGHT!
@YALL GOOD LOOKING OUT
@SIS
prynsexxx

Dawn Sheen says:

ALBoy says:

picks up my broken cassttes puts the tissue back in the slot screws them all together we still good thell still play

————-
Puts duct tape and electrical tape over the battery compartment… twist up right earphone cord to fix short…

She can’t keep us down…
_______________________________

Holds in cassette tape with thumb b/c the door broke off.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

vero says:

Sandra, what age range do you think your readers belong to?? (I’m 33 btw)
____________________

33 is a youngster to me.
OutsidetheBox

“GIRRRRLLL I just got 8 stacks AND they gave me a xtra 100 for selling some of my stamps.”

My ex friend getting 9,3 back. I was embarassed for her..dont even no how to do her own taxes, all in HR Block giving them hunnids of it.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OTB
Why don’t we all just not worry about Nichole! I don’t care about yall’s pussy chit is off putting! Come to Sandra Rose and bishes talking about your snatch for realz tho
Yall still crazy

Prynn, the going rate in my city is 70/30, you receive $100 stamps for seventy bucks.

I ain’t see crackhead 50/50 since the 2005 or some ish…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@AL I AINT NEVER ATE IT…
@OTB
Chocolate Diva

@JMO

Watch yo mouth shawty. Aint nothing senior about this citizen
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
_________________
mizzdallas says:

I first found out I was shocked my lil self was really trying to sing that song every sat weekend while cleaning up..
__________________

I just found out myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ @ Denise didnt yo folks have you listening to Ray Charles and Ella Fitzgerald? that why you dont know Huxstable swagg
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Choco, everyone teases everyone in here and we all move forward. It was a fuggin hilarious joke. Why are you so upset??

@Man … I can’t remember the 3rd person but she likes that baldwin person for some reason

@YSO … she don’t care if that man is slow! As long as he doesnt speak. She said she thought he was cute
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FORGET YALL AND ALL THE TAPED.. TISSUE FILLED BROKEN CASSETTE PLAYERS
OutsidetheBox

But, but..I care. *Beyonce voice*
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Sandra Rose says:

vero says:

Sandra, what age range do you think your readers belong to?? (I’m 33 btw)
____________________

33 is a youngster to me.
_________________________________

Well dayum
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

*AHEM*

30 almost 31 IS NOT AARP status. Some of y’all young ones just need to get a little more culture, is all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ LAkes its good try some probably start with a shrimp roll or something cooked
caligirl

OutsidetheBox says:

WHO LIKE SUSHI??

Me too! What your fav? Spicy Tuna Roll here
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

wayment! 9000 8000 how many kids they got? im getting less than 4 for 1 kid (but i claim 3 on my paychecks, imma about to change it to 0)
vero

Sandra, it’s always good to hear
I Go There

Sushi right?
Yall still crazy

prynsexxx says:

Dawn Sheen says:

ALBoy says:

picks up my broken cassttes puts the tissue back in the slot screws them all together we still good thell still play

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Puts duct tape and electrical tape over the battery compartment… twist up right earphone cord to fix short…

She can’t keep us down…
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Holds in cassette tape with thumb b/c the door broke off.

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That’s when you know it’s time to snatch the door off My mom used to be all “now, how did that happen? All this roughhousing”
prynsexxx

Yall still crazy says:

Prynn, the going rate in my city is 70/30, you receive $100 stamps for seventy bucks.

I ain’t see crackhead 50/50 since the 2005 or some ish…
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I HONESTLY don’t know nothing about the foodstamp game. WISH I could get some, but all that 70/30, 20/50, dolla to dolla stuff is unknown to me. I just want some STAMPS dammit I get tired of paying $3.58 for a half gallon of soy milk and can’t get no snacks and folks walking around with carts FULL of snacks and no milk for the babies! IJS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Lakes

I me some sushi…I eat all kinds, but old faithful is a California Roll with cream cheese added…the cream cheese does something WONDERFUL to the roll! I also love octopus rolls…
OutsidetheBox

i wish it was AARp status…could you imagine the discounts? The sheer power them ole fukkers got.. Chile please. Disney twice a year! Whoot!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@PRYN

And the door got broke off cause my tape got stuck in the deck and I had to pry it open with my school scissors.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ALBoy says:

@ @ Denise didnt yo folks have you listening to Ray Charles and Ella Fitzgerald? that why you dont know Huxstable swagg
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Shut up

@CD …
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Choco, everyone teases everyone in here and we all move forward. It was a fuggin hilarious joke. Why are you so upset??
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you still need an answer I mean didn’t I state my reason for being offended! Listen yall broads worry about your own snatch and when you want a joke to laugh at look in the mirror! Why am I odd becuz Im not going to be butt of yalls joke of fukn well!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO
@AL OH I DONT DO RAW FISH.. SO DEFINETLY COOKD..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ OTB I would be going in places acting a fool with my AARP card throwing it on the table like it a black card
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Sandra Rose says:

YSoSrs says:

“Brown Suga” is about weed? This is like me finding out that The O’Jay’s “Brandy” was about a damn dog.
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mizzdallas says:

I first found out I was shocked my lil self was really trying to sing that song every sat weekend while cleaning up..
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I just found out myself.

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What was “Darling Nikki” by Prince about… that song gets my easy button going.
I Go There

WHats up Vero… How are you
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

@Lakes all i know Spanish is Selena other than that….im out lol

@sponge thats why you arent getting any back…you got yours during the year lol
Yall still crazy

TISSUE FILLED BROKEN CASSETTE PLAYERS

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Spongebob, yeah, if you lower your exemptions, you’ll get more back. But ummm I raise them bishes up because I need all of my money throughout the year So, I do understand yo

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Yso, you play real music for the boys, right? *holds mic to you*
Chocolate Diva
prynsexxx

YSoSrs says:

@PRYN

And the door got broke off cause my tape got stuck in the deck and I had to pry it open with my school scissors.
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Hershey

:rollseyes:
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

YSoSrs says:

@PRYN

And the door got broke off cause my tape got stuck in the deck and I had to pry it open with my school scissors.
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Them dull scissors??????????????????????????????????? remember trying to cut construction paper with them things……….

SN am I the only one who was grown before I knew how to properly use electrical tape?
OutsidetheBox

Cali, tuna, plus maki and ika Nobody ever likes ika.

The kiddos even like Californias and some of the less adventorous stuff. They will pick over a few pieces at a buffet
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Look in the mirror!
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

Yall one of the best things i did was follow Dawn on twitter. Everytime she tweets i bust out laffin
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

**peeps in to see if any females are naked**
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I made my own sushi roll on Saturday and it was good!!!

The chef at the sushi place I went to said that chefs who start out solely making sushi have to make ONLY rice until they perfect it. I’m assuming that was only at their restaurant but I don’t know … Just making rice the entire dayum day
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@PRYT.. NAW IM DEEP SKRAIT MESICAN..
caligirl

@choco – Is it because your ear hurting girl? My newphew be real upset when his ear hurt, I usually give him a popscile and can offer you a e
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHOCO

No ones saying you’re odd. They’re saying you’re overreacting and maybe being hypocritical cause you do joke about people and their body parts. Chiby ring any bells? But you’re in pain and sht so can’t nobody tease you now.
OutsidetheBox

9000 8000 how many kids they got

4…and expecting. She works but only makes like 16k. So you see how that works out. One thing I will say about her, she’ll pay that park fee for the year I know. I dont judge.
vero

Hello Sir, trying to get some work done. How are you?
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

**peeps in to see if any females are naked**

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I am….would you like to press my Ctrl Alt Delete?

SN: remember whn the Esc used to delete the computer?
Yall still crazy

What was “Darling Nikki” by Prince about… that song gets my easy button going.

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Don’t “mash the button” Dawn, it’s not past noon yet

I Prince
caligirl

OTB – Do like raw oysters?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YALL

Why yes. Yes I do. My nine year old loves listening to V103 cause I grew up on the same station.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Do like raw oysters << I DO…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ cali I like oysters
OutsidetheBox

@Dawn Now that one really is about doing it with Nikki! She was in the lobby…with the magazine
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Choco, everyone teases everyone in here and we all move forward. It was a fuggin hilarious joke. Why are you so upset??
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you still need an answer I mean didn’t I state my reason for being offended! Listen yall broads worry about your own snatch and when you want a joke to laugh at look in the mirror! Why am I odd becuz Im not going to be butt of yalls joke of fukn well!
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You don’t have to be the butt of a joke but you are acting like an azz
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

No ones saying you’re odd. They’re saying you’re overreacting and maybe being hypocritical cause you do joke about people and their body parts. Chiby ring any bells? But you’re in pain and sht so can’t nobody tease you now.
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Basically and please tell me what you are going to say to change my mind I don’t feel good and don’t talk about my pussy I have never talked about Chiby’s body parts and stop metioning her to me you like her more than I do!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ALBoy says:

@ cali I like oysters
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:fistbump: I loooooveee oysters!!
prynsexxx

YSoSrs says:

@CHOCO

No ones saying you’re odd. They’re saying you’re overreacting and maybe being hypocritical cause you do joke about people and their body parts. Chiby ring any bells?
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Yall still crazy

Vero <— Ms. Universe parade wave for your puretty self

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Cali I hope that your side stops hurting. Choco, I hope that your ear stops hurting. I hate when I get a sinus infection because I get the ear, nose and throat issues as a dog and loose my voice too…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@JMO
YOu just can get over me huh now it’s my azz well I think you acting like a child who cares!
prynsexxx

JMO says:

ALBoy says:

@ cali I like oysters
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I loooooveee oysters!!
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Yall ever ate smoked oysters and corn?
OutsidetheBox

<i.ONLY rice until they perfect it

I stopped being interested in a dude before when he told me my rice was the first good rice he ever had. Like it wasnt sticky, mushy, etc.

That just let me know too much about him!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Choco, I hope that your ear stops hurting. I hate when I get a sinus infection because I get the ear, nose and throat issues as a dog and loose my voice too…
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Ive had this chit since Friday a bish is ready to RUMBLE!@
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Yall still crazy says:

Vero <— Ms. Universe parade wave for your puretty self

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Cali I hope that your side stops hurting. Choco, I hope that your ear stops hurting. I hate when I get a sinus infection because I get the ear, nose and throat issues as a dog and loose my voice too…

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What about my easy button
Chocolate Diva

Come on moon pie lets go to the post upstairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ OTB guhl you got that good rice
OutsidetheBox

Oddly no! @Cali. I like them cooked!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@choco – Is it because your ear hurting girl? My newphew be real upset when his ear hurt, I usually give him a popscile and can offer you a e
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Thanks :hugs:
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@PRYT.. NAW IM DEEP SKRAIT MESICAN..
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Hunny i cant even pass spanish so you win that one lol
I Go There

This shait finna go left ha
Cant talk about puzzay ha

Denise got a lil raw ha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

I wont eat smoked oysters
Hershey

I Go There says:

This shait finna go left ha
Cant talk about puzzay ha

Denise got a lil raw ha
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It already went left sad to say
OutsidetheBox

Yall ever ate smoked oysters and corn?

YUM FUKKING O!!! We had a crab boil this weekend. Prolly why I was all fukked up…hrm.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

I just updated this post with D’Angelo’s outstanding music video “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” from 1995, so you kids can see what all the excitement was about.
OutsidetheBox

This shait finna go left ha
Cant talk about puzzay ha

Denise got a lil raw ha
caligirl

@JMO, Al – Says alot about person that LOOOOOOVES oysters.

OTB – What…I just stared eating them raw about 3 years ago. Ice cold, lil bit cocktail sauce, lemon juice and horseradish yummy…I like them on the cooked as well.

I don’t like Uncle Bens

Jasmine Rice Bag Number 10
OutsidetheBox

Why not @Al. re: smoked oysters?
boistop

This shait finna go left ha
Cant talk about puzzay ha

Denise got a lil raw ha
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Hahhahahahahahahahaha
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I’ve never had smoked oysters although that sound delicious!
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

prynsexxx says:

JMO says:

Yall ever ate smoked oysters and corn?

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swear foe God I thought this said cum. I quit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ Otb I just wont eat them no real reason
caligirl

Never had smoked oyster. LIke out of a can smoked? I would try though, I love corn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ Cali what does it say?
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

Yall ever ate smoked oysters and corn?

YUM FUKKING O!!! We had a crab boil this weekend. Prolly why I was all fukked up…hrm.
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Im having a crawfish boil for my Birthday…
OutsidetheBox

School these chirrens Sandy!!!

Lakes? Lakes? Are you watching?? I said that like Ferris Bueller’s teacher…oh wait, she prolly dont know who that ill either.
caligirl

Gotdaymnt…Dawn Sheen
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Sandra Rose says:

I just updated this post with D’Angelo’s outstanding music video “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” from 1995, so you kids can see what all the excitement was about.
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Thank you! … even though I’m probably one of the “kids” you’re referring to
Yall still crazy

Yeah Choco, you can not wait (if it happens again). Now as soon as I feel the nasal congestion, I don’t even wait for any other symtoms, I get to the takecare clinic ASAP to get the antibiotics.

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Dawn, “don’t mash it” Well, go ahead if you want to yo
MzDetermined

he better not ever let his self go and get big like that a good…that was not a good look. #imjustsaying
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Sandra Rose says:

I just updated this post with D’Angelo’s outstanding music video “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” from 1995, so you kids can see what all the excitement was about.
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Now I have to have a quick meeting with my Easy Button… if you could do a morning glory of Kerry Washington, as it is her birthday or just post that scene from “She Hate Me” when she and her gf were making up on the counter I am bound to leave work early.
MzDetermined

“again”
I Go There

JMO says:

I’ve never had smoked oysters although that sound delicious!
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They’re good you should try em.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I Go There says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Yall ever ate smoked oysters and corn?

YUM FUKKING O!!! We had a crab boil this weekend. Prolly why I was all fukked up…hrm.
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Im having a crawfish boil for my Birthday…
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Im jealous!!
Yall still crazy

I CAN’T EAT SHELLFISH

:thumbsdown: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to yalllllllll
caligirl

@Al – Just messing, Iono…Just wanted to mess with you They do say it’s good for your sex drive.
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

caligirl says:

Gotdaymnt…Dawn Sheen
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Sheen ain’t chit
OutsidetheBox

IGo! I wanna come! You only bout 5 hours away.

Cali imma have to try that. I have had them in rolls but not jsut dipping or like me kids father…you know they say it does something to the man’s girth or whatever so chile they kill me slurping them down.
caligirl

I’m allergic to crawfish. Woke up after eating crawfish to a puffy face, hives on neck and black mouth.
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Yall still crazy says:

I CAN’T EAT SHELLFISH
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So does this mean we can’t roll in the hay? Ion mess with those who receive but not give….
I Go There

Dawn Sheen says:

Sandra Rose says:

I just updated this post with D’Angelo’s outstanding music video “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” from 1995, so you kids can see what all the excitement was about.
———
Now I have to have a quick meeting with my Easy Button… if you could do a morning glory of Kerry Washington, as it is her birthday or just post that scene from “She Hate Me” when she and her gf were making up on the counter I am bound to leave work early.
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Yeah that was a nice scene…
Yall still crazy

The best thing I can order at a restaurant is a filet or a porterhouse, or my lambchops. Hmmmp Yall make me sick
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@OTB I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUK THAT IS EITHER!!
caligirl

man’s girth or whatever so chile they kill me slurping them down.

Yeah, I love eating them in front of Mister, it turns him on…
caligirl

I’mma get with ya’ll later
Yall still crazy

Dawn, I will hug you and may even kiss you, but I will not be rolling in no hay with you yo

<—not rolling in hay
OutsidetheBox

I CAN’T EAT SHELLFISH

Im crying for you sistah!!! One of my sons, but he always wanna try and the girls end up snapping on him cause “he wasting good shrimp”
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

IGo! I wanna come! You only bout 5 hours away
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Cmon an get some Crawfish
Ill call my bro and ask him to come so you can meet him

JMO yep thats the plan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

I have never eaten crawfish what does it taste like
OutsidetheBox

filet or a porterhouse, or my lambchops

Dang friend. So like, No surf and turf? *having a hard time understanding*
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

ALBoy says:

I have never eaten crawfish what does it taste like

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I WOULD EAT BLACK JELLY BEANS BEFORE I ATE A CRAWFISH I DON’T LIKE THEM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

I love black jelly beans
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

Sandra Rose says:

I just updated this post with D’Angelo’s outstanding music video “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” from 1995, so you kids can see what all the excitement was about
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wait :holdup: that video was that old….lawd
OutsidetheBox

@Al, I cant belive you from Bama and aint ate no crawfish! i would say sweeter than lobster but more chewing than shrimp..?

It usually takes the flavor of however you prepare it, like most shellfish.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ALBoy says:

I love black jelly beans
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Ewww
OutsidetheBox

Ewww black jelly beans!!!!

Dawn why you no like crawfish? Does anyone love blue crabs like moi??? i like them better than snow crabs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ OTB I dont like Lobster I probably have had crawfish in something just not a whole one though
prynsexxx

I have never eaten crawfish. Never had the desire. But I DO have shrimp boils on the REGULAR at the crib. I LOVE seafood.
prynsexxx

OTB

Does anyone love blue crabs like moi??? i like them better than snow crabs!
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:homerdrool: YEEESSSSSSSSSS! They are so much sweeter. I love soft shell crab with ginger and green onions from the chinese buffet. But I KEEEPPPPPP bags of shrimp (raw and cooked) on deck!

ate some much shrimp I got iodine poison’n – LOL
prynsexxx

@Alboy

I don’t care for Lobster either. Its too chewy or something.
My boyfriend LOVES blk jelly beans and I JUST got him to eating shrimp and now he can’t stop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

I might have shrimp and grits for dinner tonight
Yall still crazy

OTB Nothing that comes from a shell!

No:
lobster
crabs
oysters

NATHAN
prynsexxx

ALBoy says:

I might have shrimp and grits for dinner tonight
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Had that Sunday morning, with a slice of tomato (with Nature’s Seasoning and olive oil) on the side.
OutsidetheBox

Shrimp and grits…that might be our dinner. Its Tues. I cook on Tues.
KayCeiSoul

Shrimp and grits…that might be our dinner.

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Ewwwwwww…that sounds good. Creamy grits with cheese all seasoned up with the grilled shrimp and andouille sausage just lopped on top. Damn shame! I can’t even EAT the grits (diet – not allowed, but I swear if I could…..)

*holds head to the side and daydreams with mouth wide open*

I grits.
YepIsaidIt

Slow News Day

Crack is wack. So is He doesn’t anything close to what he did back then. He still looks like he’s in the beginning of recovery. Even looks kinda
LolliepopLyfe

*finishes mopping, picks up my bucket and squee-gee and

*guitar solo from Careless Whisper plays as I exit*
LolliepopLyfe

um, wait…sax solo. fugged up my grand exit lol
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

0:-)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

:-O