Yesterday, Michael Jackson's children Prince Michael II, 9, Prince Michael, 14, and Paris Jackson, 13, attended Michael Jackson's Hand and Footprint Ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Jackson's children made hand impressions in cement, as well as impressions using Jackson's shoes and the white sequined glove once worn by Jackson.

Justin Bieber, Melanie Fiona, Chris Tucker, Smokey Robinson and other celebs and dignitaries attended the ceremony. Paris Jackson was beside herself when Justin gave her a hug. In her intro, Paris said, "We are all very big fans of [Justin] and his music" -- and then, with a coy smile, she added, "I know I am."

Justin then walked out onstage and performed her dad's hit "Rockin Robin". Apparently her brothers didn't share Paris' enthusiasm for Justin. His off-key singing certainly didn't impress Paris' older brother Prince, who yawned throughout Justin's performance.

Soul singer Melanie Fiona resembles Dallas socialite Zeralyn Ford who runs celebrity blog Zeralyn.com.

Photos: Jennifer Graylock/INFevents.com

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Cute girl :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :clap:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Prince lil c cock diesel self! :hahaha: His voice stopped cracking!

    Paris so purty. Blanket looks unimpressed, JB!

  • lovezoe

    Has Ellen went through puberty yet?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Paris is sooo pretty. She can do better than Justin Bieber. :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    His daughter is stunning!

    Does Justin wrap his hair at night like me?? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Chris Tucker looks so bloated...is it true that he's signed on the play Smokie???

    Paris has the most STUNNING set of ice blue eyes! :)

  • GAGIRL87

    Paris eyes are stunning, I don't care whose hand and foot impressions they used :yawn: :coffee:

    I can't stand Melanie Fiona's music for some strange reason :shrugs:

    Heyyyyy Chris Tucker :coffee:

    I'm bored helppppppppp :crying:

  • Chocolate Diva

    So was Micheal Justin daddy too because him and that girl looking like twins in that pic together.

    Furthermore Justin and that feathered bang :nono: Anytime you look like Ellen and you are a male you should rethink some chit :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :cheer: @SIS

    The little one ALWAYS looks unimpressed. I think he was born so ever all this. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Is that one third of 3T next to Tito??? He's gotten rather large... :shocked:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah Chris got that old man bloat going on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I'm pretty sure Justin has on lipstick in that pic with Paris... :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I can’t stand Melanie Fiona’s music for some strange reason

    You dont like "4am"? :think:

    Can she sing to you? Im just curious, if its her music or voice..

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Fefe my fellow LEO LIONESS :hug:

    Now Chris wanna come back AFTER the yt folks don't want em, remember when he was turning DOWN all the sequeals to Friday, hmmp see you don't never know when you gonna need people :yawn:

  • flsun99

    Blanket is MJ's child. He looks like a Jackson. What is his real name anyway???

  • candibfly

    that's all u have to say about melanie fiona? :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Justin got hair like Callista Gingrich! :hahaha:

    Shellac-ked!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Um...What's going on around Smokie's eyes in the first pic? :blink:

    He might could still get it though. :coffee:

  • Lala11_7

    When I go and get my hair done...I am going to request "The Bieber"!!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    There ALL MJ's children.

  • GAGIRL87

    @OUTSIDETHEBOX she can sing most def it's just something about her voice that KILLS me or maybe it was that song "It Kills Me" a couple years ago they wore that chit ALL the way out and I was too through with her ere since...

  • OutsidetheBox

    Prince Micheal Joseph Jackson II = Blanket

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @GAGIRL

    Where you been girl???!!! And I agree, Chris is NOT in demand like he used to...but I'm very glad that Ice Cube was able to still have a successful 'Friday' franchise without him... :yes:

  • candibfly

    wait is that tito's son beside him? the one that was in 3T? nig been eatin good yo! :(

    lawd i loved me some 3T :hahaha: listened to their cd on my lil boom box all day long

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    There = They're

    I hate when I do that. :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Sis! :cheer: So appropriate for their dad to show up on this post!

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Blanket looks like he wishes folks would get the fukk up out of his face with all these cameras and sh*t and his grandma making him wear that ugly azzed sweater.

    Paris is effin gorg though.

  • OutsidetheBox

    3T was the chit. I was still into the red dudes then. :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @YSo ready to give ol' man Smokie the drawers! :rofl:

    @GAGIRL

    or maybe it was that song “It Kills Me” a couple years ago they wore that chit ALL the way out and I was too through with her ere since…
    _____

    :yes: That song KILLED most people's love for Melanie...I still like and listen to her music but folks got SOOOOOO TIRED of hearing that chit over and over again...and the concept of it was ridiculous...

  • candibfly

    i def like them bc of their looks bc they could not sing :hahaha:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    I think Blanket, Drake and Bill Cosby shop at the same "Argyle Sweater" store. :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Okay Dougie! Everybody else got to wear Dad's shirts why Im wearing argyle, Gma!?!?!?

    Katy: You dont need the shirt. You look like us...

  • NaijaGal

    Paris looks like Rebbie

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SIS

    And I had changed my Gravi well before this post was even up.

    #PsychicSht

  • MzTisch

    Paris is gorgeous.....

    :pray: that these kids be able to grow up as "normal" as they can being MJ's kids. MJ was a tortured soul.........

  • A.J.

    Chris Tucker looks haggard!!

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Fefe but you have to admit there's nothing like the 1st Friday :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Paris is beautiful :yes:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Who are the clowns in the back?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    :rofl: at Blanket dissing Justin Beiber's handshake, looks like he'd rather be at home playing video games

  • OutsidetheBox

    I'd def. like to see this show tho.

    I wonder if that was Andy Serkis in the chimp costume.. :think:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @FEFE

    Smokie is one of the few lite brites that could. Especially if he sings to me. :love:

  • MzTisch

    Wait!

    The biggest artist of all time and all they could get was Chris Tucker and Melanie Fiona?

    I know Chris and Mike were cool...but Melanie Fiona? Everybody else was busy?

  • candibfly

    i think smokie been in that botox

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Fefe

    Should I grab his cell, call this chick up
    Start some shh, then hang up?
    Or I should I be a lady?
    Ooh, maybe 'cause I wanna have his babies?
    Oh yeah, yeah

    Like wtf was that PART :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Circ de soleil clowns. :yes:

    We love the circus.. :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @GAGIRL

    Agreed...I just remember folks saying it wouldn't be successful without Chris Tucker, but O'Shea showed them! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <----Hates Melonie Fiona's music too. She's like the SpokesWoman for let your man walk all over you, imo.

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Chris too old to be playing "Smokey". He needs to come out with more Rush Hour movies.

    I :heart: Melanie Fiona's "4 am" song.

    The kids are beautiful.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @lala ... :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Smokie should be Smokey.

    Chris Tucker could never have gotten it even when he wasn't all puffy around the facial area. :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    i think smokie been in that botox

    :rofl: :rofl: You typed it so ????? like... ROFL.

    Like a concerned parent? Like a "Jody" realizing that mama found his stash? Like Demi's daughter's when they found her with the whip-its?

  • GAGIRL87

    :dead: @ O' Shea you stupid :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @GAGIRL

    Yep, that's the part of the song that always lost me...like bish for real?????

  • candibfly

    my sister wants to take my nephew to the mj cirque show. he's 4 and is obsessed with mj :yes:

  • NaijaGal

    @MzDimp #49 :cosign:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    Everybody else got to wear Dad’s shirts why Im wearing argyle, Gma!?!?!?

    Katy: You dont need the shirt. You look like us…

    ___________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OKay pdjm but does Prince have the look of a potential killer?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :dead: @ him not needing to wear Mike's shirt because he looks like them. :rofl:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    I've never been to the circus @OTB. They've been here 3 times within the last couple of months. I just can't bring myself to watch it. :ashamed:

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Dimpz glad it's not just me :grin:

    Marsha Am whatever the hell her last name is video for "Late Night & Early Mornings is HOT with a good message. I like the song too #ramdom

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    THat youngest boy looks like a khaki Webster :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    <---Not a Melanie Fiona fan.

  • Eazy

    Melanie Fiona DOES NOT look like Zeralyn :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Lil Blanket was not feeling Justin at all. :rofl:

    Heyyyy ladies & gents!!!! :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    The songs on the CD were nothing like "It Kills Me" .. re: Mel. Fiona. :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    We go to the circus every year been loving it since I was a kid

  • miamore1973

    Paris actually resembles Cameron Diaz in one of those pictures. She has the bluest eyes ever!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    THat youngest boy looks like a khaki Webster
    _____________________________________________________________
    glad you found your way Al :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: MIRS

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    HI Naija! :wave:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Marsha Am whatever the hell her last name is video for “Late Night & Early Mornings is HOT with a good message. I like the song too #random

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That's my boo's ringtone. :heart: that song :whistle:

  • GAGIRL87

    Unpredictable :hug:

    Am I the only one loving MJB'S Mr. Wrong song rite now :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Eazy says:

    Melanie Fiona DOES NOT look like Zeralyn :no:

    _________

    :hahaha: I read that chit and just kept it moving... :coffee:

    :waves: @Unpredicamirs

  • CFREE

    What is that standing behind Paris? :blink:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    :waves: @ Unpre

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Heeeeeey MIRS

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB...Really? Well, they should've played a few of those on the radio instead of the shyt I was hearing because those songs made me lose all interest. :shrug:

  • GAGIRL87

    @ kayla I know right the song is hot :grill:

    I loved her with Floetry too "It's Getting Late" is stil my chit :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Anybody else think Blanket looks like hes always thinking "imma grow up and be a ninja and get all yall for lettin him hold me over that banister :karate: "

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    OGMOMMY!! :shotsfired:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I love Melanie's song with Rick Ross :coffee:

  • CFREE

    GAGUHL :whistle: i luv my mr wrong :yes: diggin it, Mary always keepin it gully

  • candibfly

    is melanie still dating my 2nd fiance adam rodriguez? :waiting:

  • miamore1973

    And you know really looking at the kids they do all look like their mixed with something. I doubt it's Michael Jackson but it's something other than just white.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ohh we see the circus at least 3xs a year. What cant you watch @MKM? The theatrics? The animals?

    My biggest draw back is the smell :nono: ...but nachos, cotton candy and other frivolous fair/circus foods keep me calm. :ashamed:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Everybody RE: MEl Fiona

    "Walk on By" was my sh*t!!!!!

    "Don't say sh*t, just walk on by..."

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ My BABY INSERT all kinds off freaky emoticons and mathmatical signs here Haters dont want us to show Love @(dusty flowers) :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    No they weren't, that's why I still like her music and listen to it...but that song turned folks OFF that did not get the album, and probably made them not want it... :lol:

  • GAGIRL87

    @ OTB Melanie Fiona just doesn't have the "it" factor to her sorta like Olvia...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Ohoney :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    that oldest boy looks like he stay high

  • OutsidetheBox

    Its the radio Kita! They playing what ppl REQUEST. :lol:

    I know it sucks but popular opinion at radio stations is what gets that music played.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @candi

    :karate: Imma fightchu :heart: @ Adam Rodriguez

  • LuvMySailor

    Paris looks like her mother Debbie Rowe but she holds her mouth like Katherine Jackson. I noticed that when I was watching MJ's funeral.

    Blanket looks just like MJ. So cute!

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Cfree NOW MJB makes you feel her pain ALL THE TIME me and some of my friends we're just talking about only Mary can make a sad "holiday song". She has a song called "No Happy Holidays" check it out. You gone be like ONLY Mary :lol:

  • willetta1

    Are we still supposed to believe that these 3 l'il white chirren are the offspring of a formerly booty nosed Black man?? 'dead'

  • candibfly

    which is why i don't really like the radio :mad: i'm over hearing the same 6 songs all day long. i've hit the point where i'd rather listen to 102 than the hippity hop stations

  • laterthannever

    Why is Justin Beiber such a lipstick lesbian towing the line between femme and butch?!? He so pretty.

    Paris is so beautiful, but I wonder if I'd think she was as stunning if I hadn't made her 1/2 black in my head?

    How did this man not get an imprint before he died? I know I've seen some less worthy folks on all fours out there...

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @DIMPZ

    And I'm with you regarding the Kills Me song. Hated it.

    :dead: @ALBOY

    For(dusty flowers) not loving love.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I think her new album The MF Life will be better received. That lead off with "gone and never coming back" . $am is the 2nd single.

    Dougie! Thats song is the bomb!

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @OTB I'm thinking it's the animals mixed with the smell that is stopping me from going. :vomit:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    that oldest boy looks like he stay high
    _____________________
    :yes: I just hope he is mentally stable

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Cfree you got me listening to Waka Flocka's new song :ashamed:

    Round of applause, baby make that ass clap
    Drop it to the floor, make that ass clap
    Round of applause, baby make that ass clap
    Drop it to the floor, make that ass clap

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Heyyyyy Dimpz, Choco, GA, OHoney, OTBizzle, Dougie, Pryti, FeFe, Yso, Candi, CFrizzle, MsKay, My Boo :waves: & :hug:

    @OTBizzle, I loved Melanie's first CD, Walk on By, Please Don't Go (Cry Baby), and You Stop My Heart were my faves

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @PRYTI

    Like father like son. :coffee:

    #StillAnMJFan4Life

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Yso I try to keep my cool :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    i’ve hit the point where i’d rather listen to 102 than the hippity hop stations

    The local 100.9 or something like that is all I listen to besides my personal music.

    The hip hop station plays Young Money artists.. Thats it. :lol: oh wait and Ti. :lol: Oh wait and Kayne West and JayZ BUT only the Watch the Throne stuff. #sad

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @GA, I sent you an email. I like that MJB song, too. :yes:

  • candibfly

    mirs :wave: <---- mj doll from 1985 with the clothes and left shoe missing

  • OutsidetheBox

    Poor Mary cant get no love when she happy though.. :( :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Why is Justin Beiber such a lipstick lesbian towing the line between femme and butch?!? He so pretty.
    _______________________
    :yes:

    I dont think any of the Jackson children have black in their blood and I think the girl is cute but not stunning I think Madonna's daugher Lordes is better looking than Paris even with her blue eyes

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Melanie Fiona is good at making you feel her pain. Have you screaming them lyrics in the car by yourself like you really going thru it. That 4am song had me trying to convince my homegirl to drive to my man's job at 4am after the club to make sure he was really there. I was talkin bout "i know hes somewhere with a mf'n dancer....since when he drink champagne? he know he like hennesy"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ My Baby i like that link

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    MIZZY!

    @ OTB... I understand how that works. I was just explaining that those songs killed all my interest in her music.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: <---The missing left shoe for Candi's buck naked MJ doll.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    candibfly says:
    which is why i don’t really like the radio :mad: i’m over hearing the same 6 songs all day long. i’ve hit the point where i’d rather listen to 102 than the hippity hop stations
    _________________________________________________________
    I agree, not so much with the term "hippity hop" but the rest of the statement

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    :yes: Lourdes is gorg...Madonna made sure she snatched up a sexy beast for her daddy... :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Last night Beyonce fans on Twitter collapsed into fits of fury after waiting three long years for a single Tweet from King B only for her Twitter page to suddenly turn into a House of Dereon promo page...

    Most of Beyonce's 3 million Twitter followers believe the page has been hacked and continue to hold out hope for a Tweet from their leader.

    :hahaha:

    And okay its 1oclock. :yawn: Im ret to go. *scratches neck all sleepy and chit*

  • lovezoe

    So is Omarion out the closet now? Saw a pic of him at Draya party and...

  • GAGIRL87

    @ Unpredict I'll check it when I get home, I tried emailing you at work but it won't let me it comes back undeliverable :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Poor Mary cant get no love when she happy though..
    ___________________

    :lol: So true, but that's my girl, happy or sad. :yes:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    does prince work out he looks a lil buffish?

  • Chocolate Diva

    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I listen to my CD player in the car the radio irks me so :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Last night Beyonce fans on Twitter collapsed into fits of fury after waiting three long years for a single Tweet from King B only for her Twitter page to suddenly turn into a House of Dereon promo page…

    Most of Beyonce’s 3 million Twitter followers believe the page has been hacked and continue to hold out hope for a Tweet from their leader.
    _______________

    Fuggin :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @My Boo, :yes: Dude was speaking some real ish. :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    <---thinks Lourdes gonna have to grow into them looks. :no:

  • cheeks8683

    Why does Blanket always look mad....They better watch that lil boy he is a True Hollywood Story/Tell All book waiting to happen.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Fukk all this!!

    SAndra- I got a real issue with your Twitter posts from yesterday! WTF you get the idea that weave = self-hatred anyway!

    Then sat up there and told somebody that Black girls with PERMS love themselves, but natural chicks with weaves, don't!

    You more backwards than Kris Kross' overalls!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Dear Bossip,

    I’m going to get right to the point, Hun!I met this guy while at work a couple of weeks ago. After helping him with his retail related needs, we began to chat. He told me he was married for 11 years and divorced for one year, had a successful auto wholesale business, three children, etc. He eventually asked me out. I thought he was handsome, well-spoken, well-mannered, and well-dressed so I allowed him to take me to dinner.

    After a few dates we really seemed to hit it off. So, instead of plunging in head first I prayed and asked the Lord to show me what purpose this person would serve in my life. After my prayer, I got the urge to ‘Google’ him.

    During my search I found out that was actually married twice, there were several complaints listed online from customers he swindled or tried to swindle in various ways! On top of that, this knee-grow has accumulated 15 various misdemeanors AND felonies from 1997 to 2010!!!

    I immediately hit him with the, “I’m not over my ex,” line and told him that I could no longer see him. My line was clearly ineffective as he will not stop calling and texting me! When I ignore his attempts at communication he shows up at my job!

    My friends say that I should just tell him that I know he’s a crook, but I’m kinda scared! What should I do to get him to leave me alone?

    P.S.- For the record, I have not given him even the slightest whiff of the cookie! I’m a lady! – Doesn’t Want To Be His Next Felony

    Dear Ms. Doesn’t Want To Be His Next Felony,

    Girl, I’m over here shouting and doing the praise dance to Souled Out by Hezekiah Walker. You deserve the You Ain’t Gon’ Fool Me And Have Me In A Trick Bag Award.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    PrytiBrownIs says:
    That 4am song had me trying to convince my homegirl to drive to my man’s job at 4am after the club to make sure he was really there. I was talkin bout “i know hes somewhere with a mf’n dancer….since when he drink champagne? he know he like hennesy”
    ___________________________________________________________
    *extends hand*
    Hello PrytiBrown, I'm OHoney, the e-family calls me OHoey, pleased to meet you :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    <—thinks Lourdes gonna have to grow into them looks.
    ______________
    :lol:

    See I think Rumer Willis is still growing into her looks

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ASHLAND

    It looks like he works out to me too. I think he will look nice once he gets past his awkward teenage phase. :yes:

  • Eazy

    PrytiBrownIs says:
    “i know hes somewhere with a mf’n dancer….since when he drink champagne? he know he like hennesy
    ________________________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Fukk all this!!

    SAndra- I got a real issue with your Twitter posts from yesterday! WTF you get the idea that weave = self-hatred anyway!

    Then sat up there and told somebody that Black girls with PERMS love themselves, but natural chicks with weaves, don’t!

    You more backwards than Kris Kross’ overalls!
    ____________

    :blink: She said what?????

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh Sass. :hahaha:

  • candibfly

    *whispers* i think she just be talkin to talk

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    @LoveZoe I saw that pic :blink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    I watched her Lourdes and she seems well rounded and I do think she is soooo cute

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Unpredictable says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Poor Mary cant get no love when she happy though..
    ___________________

    So true, but that’s my girl, happy or sad.
    -----------
    I love Mary but I was kinda hoping she'd go thru something real fast and give us another hot album. nothing permanent tho...dont wish misery just a lil anger lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    Rumer Willis is very unfortunate faced...I don't see how growing into chit... :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Rumer Willis is ...one not looking like her mama girl huh? :lol: I aint messing with you Choc! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    <—thinks Lourdes gonna have to grow into them looks.
    ______________

    See I think Rumer Willis is still growing into her looks
    ______________

    :yes: She damn sure needs to grow into that long azz chin.

  • laterthannever

    @Choco definitely Lourdes > Paris (poor girls to have people analyzing their faces like this). Now that you mention Madonna's spawn, it seems like a good playdate. Uber star babies googling themselves and smoking with their brothers. Ahh Hollywood, ha.

    I really can only appreciate dainty and light aesthetics when they're mixed with darker ones. Black brows lighter eyes, that sort of thing.

  • OutsidetheBox

    It looks like he works out to me too.

    :yes: He does. A while ago they had a bunch of pics surfing the nets...him working out and such with Tito's boys. His voice stopped cracking, his shirts got tighter.. :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Fukk all this!!

    SAndra- I got a real issue with your Twitter posts from yesterday! WTF you get the idea that weave = self-hatred anyway!

    Then sat up there and told somebody that Black girls with PERMS love themselves, but natural chicks with weaves, don’t!

    You more backwards than Kris Kross’ overalls!
    ___________________________________________________________________

    You saw that too huh :rollseyes:

  • A.J.

    I see Bieberville aint wearing no mo fake Louis Vuitton Levi jean jacket combo! Hmph Louis Vuitton does not play...

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Choco

    I think Rumor is Jay Leno daughter. She looks like that old school McDonald Mac tonight moon man.

  • Yall still crazy

    Topic? :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    @Honey it was on when he wasnt there tho. I went CRAZY!!! He was home in bed sleep when i got there tho...i told him just delete the voicemails i left without listening to them....ahhhh drunken night out with my girls :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @DOUGIE

    I know right. I'm natural but that doesn't make me any better or more secure than any woman that isn't. And don't hos with headwraps have issues too?

    Hell, last night I countered that one could say a woman that relaxes her hair hates herself cause she doesn't embrace it's natural state. But that would just be silly, right? :coffee:

  • Eazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:
    Girl, I’m over here shouting and doing the praise dance to Souled Out by Hezekiah Walker. You deserve the You Ain’t Gon’ Fool Me And Have Me In A Trick Bag Award.
    __________________--
    was that it ?? they didnt actually answer her? :shocked:

  • cheeks8683

    I think Rumor is Jay Leno daughter. She looks like that old school McDonald Mac tonight moon man.
    _____________________________________________

    :yes: and :rofl: and :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    @Dougie, did you see my comment yesterday??? Ole boy is in SC. DM me when you can.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lourdes looks like Miley Cyrus to me. Love her fashion sense though. And they say she smart as chit!

  • laterthannever

    @ya'll elongated chins and the unfortunate gamble of DNA when dealing with attractive parents con skrong featurettes.

  • Yall still crazy

    Can't a chin be fixed though? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    going to lurnch...y'all chicas behave now.... :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Rumer Willis is …one not looking like her mama girl huh? I aint messing with you Choc!
    __________________
    :lol:
    @Later
    :lol: SMH

    @Fe
    I know all them girls have Bruce's chin

  • Yall still crazy

    Yes :yes: Yso, all hoes have issues :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    If you name someone "Rumor" ... arent you setting them up in way :shrug:

    Thats like the little boy in my sister's class when she was young. His name was "shitheade" and his mother said it was pronounced as "sh theeed" :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And don’t hos with headwraps have issues too?

    :hahaha: I keeps a headwrap on the weekends and we know I aint right. :lol:

  • laterthannever

    Can’t a chin be fixed though?

    That's cheating! :)

  • Yall still crazy

    CD, I just wanna play with that baby in your gravi yo :rofl:

  • Mother Jefferson

    I cant take kids like Blanket that can't never look pleasant. My grandmama would have taken me to the side and told me to fix my face before she fixed it for me :karate:

  • laterthannever

    Are those jabbawookies in the 2nd row? WTAF?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    that dayum gravi :rofl: MotherJefferson

  • Keilyme

    :wave: Hey SR fam!

  • Yall still crazy

    *cues Timex Social Club*

    :whistle:
    Look at all these rumors
    Surrounding us everyday
    I just need some time
    Some time to get away
    From.........................
    :whistle:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    oh my bad Sandra... :blink:

    his name was *sh*theade* and his mother said it was pronounced as “sh theeed”

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Keily

    The next 5 hours need to go by like warpspeed

  • Mother Jefferson

    OHoney says:

    that dayum gravi MotherJefferson
    ----------
    <<< Blue Ivy God-Mama :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Mother Jefferson says:

    I cant take kids like Blanket that can’t never look pleasant. My grandmama would have taken me to the side and told me to fix my face before she fixed it for me :karate:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :yes:

  • cheeks8683

    Someone mentioned that Tom Cruise's adopted black son may really be his...I saw some pics in People yesterday at his b-day....Lookin like Cruise if he had fallen asleep in a tan bed :yes: knowing him and his Scientology connections he just had them cover up the real story and created an adoption and Nicole went along for the ride lol

  • Yall still crazy

    @Later, ION care yo! She is able to do better :lol:
    ----------------------
    Mother Jefferson, same thing here! I REFUSE to take you ANYWHERE with a mean mug on your face. Shatt we can sit in the house with that mess :shrug:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    @YSoSrs agreed

  • candibfly

    *cues Timex Social Club*

    -----------------

    *does the wop* :danban:

  • Hershey

    :offtopic: After video of the president singing the first line of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” went viral last week, the R&B classic posted its best download sales week since 2003.

    Since President Barack Obama broke out in song at the Jan. 19 fundraising event, the tune enjoyed a 490 percent weekly sales increase, selling 16,000 downloads in the week ending Jan. 22 according to Nielsen SoundScan.

    It’s the best sales week for the song since SoundScan began tracking downloads in 2003.

    The fundraiser took place at New York’s Apollo Theater, where Green was also making an appearance. As Obama took to the stage, he noted Green’s presence in the room and surprised the crowd (and his aides) with the opening line.

    “Those guys didn’t think I would do it,” joked Obama, gesturing to his staffers on the side of the stage. “I told you I was going to do it. The Sandman did not come out.”

    While there are multiple videos of the moment on YouTube, the most-viewed clip has been watched more than 4 million times.

  • cheeks8683

    Thats like the little boy in my sister’s class when she was young. His name was “****heade” and his mother said it was pronounced as “sh theeed”
    ____________________________________________________

    How about if you name your child Precious, Sparkle, King or any other name that sounds like it came from a fairytale they are setting them up for some ish...They better be cute too or they are gonna hear about it the rest of their life!

  • Keilyme

    @Choco

    Come help me finish packing those 5 hours will fly by!

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @JMO/YSO
    I saw that sh*t!

    @Mirs
    Yeah- she went on a long azz twitter rant about how Black women with weaves, fake parts AND makeup don't love themselves. (I;ma DM you about SC as well.)

    @OTB
    Sandra be feeling herself, I swear.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I must agree with the earlier poster, Paris is a very pretty young lady :yes: Her eyes are beautiful :hug:

  • Eazy

    Hey Keily :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    They better be cute too or they are gonna hear about it the rest of their life

    My ex-friends daughter Diamond? A terribly behaved, smart mouth, dirty little tomboy. :coffee:

    Everyone always points it out to her mom. Its her only girl outta 5.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thats beautiful hershey, but the Tea Partiers responded by making Jan Brewer's book a bestseller after she stuck her finger in the Pres's face. :coffee:

  • Keilyme

    :wave: Eazy!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JMO

    I guess I should have changed the name of one of mine to A$$hole and said it's to be pronounced Aus hoole. Dumb btch. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Keily
    Bigger locale good for you :hugs:

  • Ty

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Cute girl
    ___________
    Who Paris or Justin :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Otb I guess she should have named he Dimonique like my folks did yes after the fake diamonds you can buy on HSN

  • Chocolate Diva

    <------------- @Yall aint she the cutest thang and her hair baby it is laid for the gawwwdddddds ya hear me. :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @YSO ... :rofl: ... I will never forget that lil boy. My sister loved saying his name because she thought it was a slick way for her to curse and get away with it :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    :whistle:
    Hear the one about Tina, some say she's much too loose
    That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
    Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay
    I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way
    Hear the one about Susan, some say she's just a tease
    In a camisole she's six feet tall, she'll knock you to your knees

    :dance:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @KEI

    I see you trying to move without leaving me a forwarding address or anything like I won't find a way to send JoJo back once I get tired of him. Mm hm...

  • Chocolate Diva

    The girl that works at the Family Dollar by my house :ashamed: name is Preshus. Lets just say unfortunately for her she really could have played the character in that movie. I'm sure she catches it on the daily :no:

  • candibfly

    i never realized he said 'tastin her juice' :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Who Paris or Justin
    _______________
    :lol: Justin is considered a lipstick lesbian :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Shatheed is common in India. It happens cause people dont necessarily cuss in English.

  • bnatural

    Hershey says:

    :offtopic: After video of the president singing the first line of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” went viral last week, the R&B classic posted its best download sales week since 2003.

    Since President Barack Obama broke out in song at the Jan. 19 fundraising event, the tune enjoyed a 490 percent weekly sales increase, selling 16,000 downloads in the week ending Jan. 22 according to Nielsen SoundScan.

    It’s the best sales week for the song since SoundScan began tracking downloads in 2003.

    The fundraiser took place at New York’s Apollo Theater, where Green was also making an appearance. As Obama took to the stage, he noted Green’s presence in the room and surprised the crowd (and his aides) with the opening line.

    “Those guys didn’t think I would do it,” joked Obama, gesturing to his staffers on the side of the stage. “I told you I was going to do it. The Sandman did not come out.”

    While there are multiple videos of the moment on YouTube, the most-viewed clip has been watched more than 4 million times.
    --------------------------------------------

    Wow.... go prez!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :whistle: Rack city b!tch, rack rack city b!tch

  • Keilyme

    @Yso :hug:

    I would never do such a thing *shifty eyes*.

  • Ty

    JMO says:

    His daughter is stunning!
    ____________________
    :yes: I just hope they let her have a normal life. They are already trying to get her to do shows and movies

  • Yall still crazy

    Hershey, my panteez got alittle wet while seeing him singing Let's Stay Together :coffee:

    Man, that man's got "it"....

  • Hershey

    @ OTB, yep the singing is a distant memory to the Pubs...

    @ CD, be nice, I want you to be able to enjoy going into your local Family $ without being stared at or recorded :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Preshus thats on the tag too huh? :hahaha:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    I'm back :coffee:

  • Eazy

    Chocolate Diva says:
    The girl that works at the Family Dollar by my house name is Preshus
    _____________
    & when that movie hit the streets, I would have start going by my middle name :rofl:

  • melinla

    Hey SR Fam - If anyone "sees" Fayla tell her that I got my Whipfinity yesterday - it only took 2 days to reach LA. On Topic - R.I.P Mike... that's all I got. Have a great weekend and as always thanks for the laughs.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Shatheed is common in India. It happens cause people dont necessarily cuss in English.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    His mama should thought about that before she enrolled him in our school

    Then again, lemme stop because I for damn sure got teased about my name :ashamed: ... meanies

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    OHoney says:

    :whistle: Rack city b!tch, rack rack city b!tch

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :whistle: :dance: I like this song and "Model" with Drake & Lil Wayne

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    dayum, no new post yet huh... :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Friday. :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :offtopic:

    My BD just text me to let him "borrow" some of the child support because he needs to get his car fixed.

    My response: Suck my dyck

    :coffee:

  • Ty

    Chocolate Diva says:

    So was Micheal Justin daddy too because him and that girl looking like twins in that pic together.

    Furthermore Justin and that feathered bang Anytime you look like Ellen and you are a male you should rethink some chit
    ______________
    One of these nuts said that Justin has one of those feather combs from the 90's :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hershey, my panteez got alittle wet while seeing him singing Let’s Stay Together

    Man, that man’s got “it”….
    _________________
    :yes: I had terrrible homewrecking thoughts :coffee:

  • Ty

    Chocolate Diva says:

    My BD just text me to let him “borrow” some of the child support because he needs to get his car fixed.

    My response: Suck my dyck
    ________________________
    :crying: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    How they tease you about Vanessa? :shrug:

  • Hershey

    @ Yall c'mer, closer, no closer :whip: sitcho hot azz in a cold shower, moisturizing your panny drawers to the POTUS

    #shameful

    :hahaha:

    @Bnatural he's got that Oprah touch now, he sangs it and it gets resurrected from the dayum 70s and goes platinum all over again

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I got teased like crazy about my name, it didn't help that I hate one of the whitest names and went to school with a bunch of undercover racist Catholics...

  • OutsidetheBox

    His mama should thought about that before she enrolled him in our school

    Or we could tech our chillen not to tease.. :lol: Nah. Too much work. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    *had

  • I Go There

    *Wonders how long JMO can hold her breath :thinking:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    :offtopic:

    My BD just text me to let him “borrow” some of the child support because he needs to get his car fixed.

    My response: Suck my dyck

    :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I think giving your child a fcked up name is abusive and believe doing so should be punishable by law. :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    How they tease you about Vanessa? :shrug:
    _______________________________________________________________

    :lol: ... shut up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I'm so pissed at the fcker who thought it was a good idea to bring in not 1, not 2, but 3 boxes of donuts into the suite this morning...like I just lost about 5 lbs after the holidays and now this chit! :smack:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ CHOC D
    Said it like she had one :wink:

  • Yall still crazy

    Twin :whistle:
    What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
    I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
    What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
    I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
    What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
    I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I love my president. And he can love me right back. Whenever and however he wants. :notashamed:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @Chocolate :rofl: So you not going to help him? LOL!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’m so pissed at the fcker who thought it was a good idea to bring in not 1, not 2, but 3 boxes of donuts
    __________________
    Haaaaa we got donuts in here also and I don't know if one was even eaten :coffee: I can't do sweets like that in the morning

  • Keilyme

    @Fefe
    I know the feeling. :( Haven't had anything in the sweets category in 2 months.

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Choc

    I do in the closet and he is more than welcome to come over, get down on his knees, look up into my eyes and make them jaws do the wobble :biggrin:

  • screwball69

    :thinking: now I know Dallas has the ATL beat by at least a million people (in spite of Atlanta looking and feeling larger than Dallas) but does Dallas even have any popular entertainment or prominent artist? I know Houston does but Dallas is too big to be forgotten the way it is. :shrug: I only said this because you said Dallas and socialite in the same sentence. Someone explain?

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    *Wonders how long JMO can hold her breath :thinking:
    _____________________________________________________

    :lol: :coffee:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    So I guess this is it for the day. Anybody got anything to talk about?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    But that's the thing...the boxes are just sitting there...waiting, like calling folks' names...you may not eat them in the morning, but after lunch when you need a sugar rush that chit is TEMPTING beyond words! :(

  • Yall still crazy

    Choco, ION do married men, not none yo! But that man *sigh* and his confidence *tremble*, yeah that man could make me feel sorry for him and convince me to go against my principles just a few times :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @CD

    Good answer, good answer. :clap: <---Family Feud clap.

  • OutsidetheBox

    My response: Suck my dyck

    :rofl: Okay Rih!!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl: @CD ... you so stooopid :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    @Chocolate So you not going to help him? LOL!!!
    *********************
    :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <----BEEN wanting to get my back blown out by Obama for some years now...

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    :smack: Oh, Chocolate.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @IGO ... When you went to go see Red Tails and you were walking through the aisles, when walking past the guys, did you give them the nut or the butt?? :waiting:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Fe says:
    BEEN wanting to get my back blown out by Obama for some years now…
    ************************
    :yes: Owwwwwwwwwwww Mr. President

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Even MORE :dead: at the baby daddy coming over and making his jaws to the wobble. :rofl:

    I'm sooo glad that you are back you crazy bish.

  • screwball69

    Fefe,

    you mean to tell me you've been day dreaming about :hump: the president? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ChocD

    He could command my chief ANYDAY... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <----May be the only woman alive not turned on by "the singer" yall are speaking of.

    #Don'tWantTheFedsStalkingMeForMakingADirectReference

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Where's Tatted? I wanted her to see what I look like when I try to apply makeup. **looks at the clown behind Blanket**

  • iheart

    :offtopic:
    How come I work with some nasty azz OLD bishes :cuss: Today I come from lunch and go to use the bathroom and I open the door to find SHYT smeared on the toilet seat from someone not knowing how to wipe the azz right :mad: Now this is not the firt time that this has happened. About 6 or 7 months ago I go to the bathroom and it literally looked like somebody had explosive diarrhea on the damn seat :vommit: From there they had to put up a SIGN saying "if you make a mess clean it up" This shit just really pisses me the fugg off!! I been working hear for 3 1/2 years and this "shyt" just started happening within the past year so I think I know who it is... She bout 290, flava flav complexion, with hazel contacts and a weave from Kim Jon Ill sistas beauty supply store :rollseyes: AND THEN... There's this bish who got a damn bouffant (sp) Hairstyle who look and sound like she been smoking since she was 4 and walk around with her nose in the air, won't speak to to many of "us" in the building but bish got the nerve to NOT wash her hand when she use the bathroom :blink: and if she does she does NOT use soap and olny cold water for bou .25 seconds BISH WHET?!You to muthaflucking old for that chit!!!
    #endrant

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Yso

    :hugs:

    :rofl:

  • Keilyme

    @MzD

    you're not the only one :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @screwball

    :yes: I used to all the time...no joke...but here lately I'm trying to "respect" his marriage a bit more...

    I get turned on by astute men who sound extremely intellectual and proper, because I think about them talking to me in that tone but with dirty words! #splashwaterfalls

  • iheart

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    <—-May be the only woman alive not turned on by "the singer" yall are speaking of.

    #Don'tWantTheFedsStalkingMeForMakingADirectReference

    __________

    I'm not either :no: I think he is handsome and has a nice swag but :hump: Meh :shrugs:

  • West Coast Chick

    I loved everyone debate in the Braxton post, Im mad I missed it! I just love debating with your intelligent minds :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Fe

    I will Monica his Lewinsky all day errrday. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :hug: iHeart I understand. It's bad when ppl aren't up on hygiene and cleanliness.

    *said as a gaze at my coworker in her brown suit*

  • Ty

    :offtopic: That other site is reporting that Chrissy is preggo and Umbrella isn't :think:

    @ Auntie...whats up?!?! I am having gossip withdrawals

    #noseyazhell

  • OutsidetheBox

    The President's intellect could make me do strange things. :shrug: Not about how he looks, but his thought patterns.

  • screwball69

    405

    :nono: them hoes nasty.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    OH thank Gawd i'm not alone! :hug: All yall

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @DIMPZ

    Now y'all get how how I feel about Idris. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I do in the closet and he is more than welcome to come over, get down on his knees, look up into my eyes and make them jaws do the wobble
    ____________________
    :rofl: MY BISH :bow:

    @Yall
    I know I felt shame for the thoughts I had :wink:

    @Fe
    They are not calling anyone's name in here (donuts) the cleaning crew will probably take them :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    iheart, BRB w/what I posted on our ladies room here. Just copy & paste and put it up yo. BRB

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @iheart

    I used to work with a man who did that to the men's bathroom...like I think he had a SHYT fetish or something because he would smear it on the walls and everything. I had only heard about him from the other men, but when I moved to the department he worked in, I had to actually WORK with him and he used to stink and fart loudly all the time...I complained about him to HR and within a week he was gone...

  • iheart

    :shotsfired: @ YSO, Don't you go bringing Idris into this now, Ya hear :mad:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @DIMPZ

    Oh. She's wearing the brown one today? :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Nothing about him excites me that much. I give him credit for his intelligence and personality though. I will mention though that his speech patterns/speaking voice are very similar to Mr.Dwayne Johnson's sometimes I have to look at the TV to see which of them is speaking.

    *YeahIStalkBigBuddyHardEnoughToKnowHisVoiceAfterTwoWords

  • Yall still crazy

    Here you go iheart:
    IF YOU USE THIS BATHROOM, YOU OWE IT TO YOUR CLIENTS, CO-WORKERS, AND OTHER 32ND FLOOR TENANTS TO WASH YOUR HANDS.

    THE FOLLOWING ILLNESSES CAN BE SPREAD (on doorknobs, elevator buttons, office equipment etc.) BY NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS:

    • the common cold
    • Flu
    • Several Gastrointestinal Disorders, such as infectious diarrhea etc.
    • Older adults and people with chronic medical problems can develop pneumonia.
    • Salmonella
    • E. Coli infection

    WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP!!!!

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    The President’s intellect could make me do strange things. Not about how he looks, but his thought patterns.
    _________________
    Yeah mental attractions are a mo-pho :yes:

    #mindsex

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ChocD

    :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    NaijaGal says:

    Paris looks like Rebbie

    _____________________________________

    :blink:

  • screwball69

    "splash waterfalls."

    I'll see you at the gate. :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :yes: @ YSO :wail:

    Maybe it's actually mahogany though, it has a reddish hue to it. :shrug:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    You can have Mr. Elba. Just leave me Robert Downey and consider us even. :thumbsup:

  • Keilyme

    :wave:

    Iheart

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    That's what I'm TALKING about...something about a mind fukk is enough to make me crazy! :twisted:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Iheart

    I truly feel your pain these hoes I work with is nasty also. I believe it is an epidemic. :no:

  • iheart

    @Fe, I just dont get it.. I feel like im wroking with someone who is in potty training :mad: I don't even remember my son making shytty messes like that when I was potty trainig him :no: And once he was old enough and he would make a mess I would make his lil azz go get a rag and some clorox clean up and make him clean it up!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :blink: @iheart and fe's coworkers

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ CD gravi

    Who the hell bought lil mama a custom lacefront though? :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @JMO

    :lol: I worked with him like 2 jobs ago...I have since moved on, but I never felt bad for getting him fired...he was DISGUSTING!

  • iheart

    @Yso, I aint agreeing to giving up Mr Downey Jr :nono:

  • prynsexxx

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ YSO

    Maybe it’s actually mahogany though, it has a reddish hue to it.
    _______________________

    BET 5 it was Candy Apple red when she first purchased it.

    #agedlikefinewine

    :hi: EVERYBODY!

  • Ty

    If you wanna party with Diddy at the Playboy Mansion, you better be freakin' LOADED -- because TMZ has learned, tickets for the rapper's post-Grammys after party top out around $50,000 each.

    The cheapest ticket is a slightly more affordable $1,500 and they go up from there -- $15,000, $25,000 ... all the way up to $50,000 -- depending on what services you may require at the black tie affair.

    Sources connected with the party promoters tell TMZ, the $50,000 Monster Cabana ticket gets you 2 cabanas, VIP admission for 20 people, buffet dinner, open bar, free bottle service ... and 15 dedicated female promotional models.

    Thankfully, it's all for a good cause -- the party's proceeds will go to benefit the Angelwish Foundation for children afflicted by HIV/AIDS.
    ___________________
    Ok all proceeds will go to the foundation :rofl: What kind of services can one get at the Playboy Mansion for $50k :shrug: I wonder if Cassie is still in timeout :think:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Yall :rofl: .... What happened to "thanks, management"

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I had to actually WORK with him and he used to stink and fart loudly all the time…I complained about him to HR and within a week he was gone…
    ____________
    This is crazy

  • iheart

    :yahoo: Keily :danban:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @YALL

    That is an excellent notice. It's just a gotdamn shame that it needs to be posted in a bathroom for grown folks that should fcking know better. :no:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Dimpz

    Why do u assume it is a lacefront? Maybe her beautician has a growing hand :coffee:

    #longhairdontcare

  • OutsidetheBox

    #agedlikefinewine

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Ty

    I'm sure that $50K comes with a :hump: fest....I heard them fckers at the Playboy Mansion only take breaks to eat and go to the bathroom! :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh God!!! #longhairdontcare

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    If you wanna party with Diddy at the Playboy Mansion, you better be freakin’ LOADED — because TMZ has learned, tickets for the rapper’s post-Grammys after party top out around $50,000 each.

    The cheapest ticket is a slightly more affordable $1,500 and they go up from there — $15,000, $25,000 … all the way up to $50,000 — depending on what services you may require at the black tie affair.

    Sources connected with the party promoters tell TMZ, the $50,000 Monster Cabana ticket gets you 2 cabanas, VIP admission for 20 people, buffet dinner, open bar, free bottle service … and 15 dedicated female promotional models.

    Thankfully, it’s all for a good cause — the party’s proceeds will go to benefit the Angelwish Foundation for children afflicted by HIV/AIDS.
    *****************************
    Call yo connects and hook us up Sandra :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    @Keilyme

    Did I read that you were in the O to the H to the I to the O? What set (city) you claimin'? Break yo self FOOL! LOL

  • OutsidetheBox

    Im thinking about heat training my hair. #random

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    Well then I will say what I want about Idris "Summer Squash Head" Elba. :coffee:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @IGO … When you went to go see Red Tails and you were walking through the aisles, when walking past the guys, did you give them the nut or the butt??
    ____________________________________________

    Straight up I got there and there was couple... and some chic below I gave the couple but and the ladies nut... But I laughed the entire time. I hate you for that.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Wait..is that self hate too @Sandra? :hahaha:

  • iheart

    Yall still crazy says:

    Here you go iheart:
    IF YOU USE THIS BATHROOM, YOU OWE IT TO YOUR CLIENTS, CO-WORKERS, AND OTHER 32ND FLOOR TENANTS TO WASH YOUR HANDS.

    THE FOLLOWING ILLNESSES CAN BE SPREAD (on doorknobs, elevator buttons, office equipment etc.) BY NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS:

    • the common cold
    • Flu
    • Several Gastrointestinal Disorders, such as infectious diarrhea etc.
    • Older adults and people with chronic medical problems can develop pneumonia.
    • Salmonella
    • E. Coli infection

    WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP!!!!

    _______

    @Y'all, we already have something similar up!! There are just no hopes :crying: Therefore I make sure I alwasy open the door with a paper towel

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    $50,000 to party with Diddy :think: #NOT

  • Keilyme

    @Pryn

    Only until Monday, but Galloway ( Southwest Columbus)

  • Ty

    FeFe says:

    @Ty

    I’m sure that $50K comes with a fest….I heard them fckers at the Playboy Mansion only take breaks to eat and go to the bathroom!
    ____________
    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @ "growing hands"

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @PRYN

    #agedlikefinewine

    I hate you sooo much. :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    SO Demi Moore's 911 call was released.. the caller said something like "she's barely concious, having convulsions, she smoked something" :blink:

    let me find out Demi is a crackhead :mad:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Call yo connects and hook us up Sandra

    :hahaha: OMGeee Sandra was sooo mad at us a couple of moons ago when we kept telling her that Sarah Chapman wasnt her "friend" :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    @IGO … When you went to go see Red Tails and you were walking through the aisles, when walking past the guys, did you give them the nut or the butt??
    ____________________________________________

    Straight up I got there and there was couple… and some chic below I gave the couple but and the ladies nut… But I laughed the entire time. I hate you for that.
    __________________________________________________________

    :lol: ... You're welcome :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :wail: @ the thought of it being candy apple red at some point.

    :dead: @ longhairdon'tcare

    Jesus take the wheel! :ghost: <---me ascending

  • OutsidetheBox

    Summer Squash Head

    :dead: But it is soooo good! :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, no politically correct thanking around these parts yo :no:

    Yso
    Shoot, I was mad that I had to type it up and post it! I also called folks out if they didn't wash hands. Chased one lady down the hall to have a chat one day :coffee: I'm so proud of her---she washes her hands now :coffee:

  • Keilyme

    @Wcc

    They edited the call the original call said she was huffing whip it cans...

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    If you wanna party with Diddy at the Playboy Mansion, you better be freakin’ LOADED — because TMZ has learned, tickets for the rapper’s post-Grammys after party top out around $50,000 each.

    The cheapest ticket is a slightly more affordable $1,500 and they go up from there — $15,000, $25,000 … all the way up to $50,000 — depending on what services you may require at the black tie affair.

    Sources connected with the party promoters tell TMZ, the $50,000 Monster Cabana ticket gets you 2 cabanas, VIP admission for 20 people, buffet dinner, open bar, free bottle service … and 15 dedicated female promotional models.

    Thankfully, it’s all for a good cause — the party’s proceeds will go to benefit the Angelwish Foundation for children afflicted by HIV/AIDS.
    *****************************
    Call yo connects and hook us up Sandra :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Now you know Sandra is invited to everything ... shes gonna say "i'll pass"

  • iheart

    @Yso, You betta watchyo back then :karate:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I wouldn't pay 50 cents to party with Diddles. :nono:

  • prynsexxx

    Keilyme says:

    @Pryn

    Only until Monday, but Galloway ( Southwest Columbus)
    _____________________________

    Oh. Never heard of it. After Monday, where will you be?

    ...and you want to know what's funny.......after all these years of seeing your name, I didn't realize it was pronounced "KEY LIME"....I use to read it as "KEILY ME". :smack: LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    What is heat training? :shrug:

    Why he gotta have a summer squash head though? :wail:

  • West Coast Chick

    OTB.. who is that in your gravi :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    screwball69 says:

    now I know Dallas has the ATL beat by at least a million people (in spite of Atlanta looking and feeling larger than Dallas) but does Dallas even have any popular entertainment or prominent artist? I know Houston does but Dallas is too big to be forgotten the way it is. I only said this because you said Dallas and socialite in the same sentence. Someone explain?
    ___________________________________________________

    Dallas does have more people and its kinda spread out. ATL has more of the urban culture... Dallas is more mixed. But its the Money Capital of the state. Houston is Bigger and they Music makes it stand out more. But its ALOT of old money in Dallas.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    JMO says:

    Now you know Sandra is invited to everything … shes gonna say “i’ll pass”

    _________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I personally don't understand any female nearing 50 experimenting with drugs preferred by YOUNGER adult seeking a cheap thrill I mean that chit makes no sense she should stick to her expensive drug of choice whatever that is

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Iheart

    I neva neva neva neva touch these doors with out paper towel, tissue, one of my coworkers sleeves, anything but my bare hand. I flushed the toilets with my shoe I aint touching chit around here.

    True story: Went to the bathroom Tuesday why the fuck was gnats flying around the handle :wail:

    :hurl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    Bring. It. :yes:

    @DIMPZ

    I don't know. Ask his mama. :hahaha:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Yall ... oh that was you that did that?? :hahaha: I remember that story... I forgot where I was recently but I was washing my hands and some chick came out the stall, didn't flush, and went straight out the muthafuggin door.

    All I could do is shake my head and I thought about your story :lol:

  • Keilyme

    @Prynn

    It's pretty much Columbus just on the outskirts. Lmao@ Yes kei lime! Moving to Cali.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Poor Demi...Ashton did a number on her...for some reason he looks like he lays it down too... :yes:

  • West Coast Chick

    Keilyme says:

    @Wcc

    They edited the call the original call said she was huffing whip it cans…

    ____________________

    what is a whip it can? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I always read her name as "Keily Me" too... :Lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :smack: @ Pryn...I read it the same way. :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :vomit: on Ashton he does nothing for me seems like A BIG DUMMY

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    You know she gone say that chit :rofl:

    After my multiple sources informed me that the red carpet and special VIP section was specifically laid out for me the #1 top urban blogger I politely declined. Pics coming soon. :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    prynsexxx says:

    Keilyme says:

    @Pryn

    Only until Monday, but Galloway ( Southwest Columbus)
    _____________________________

    Oh. Never heard of it. After Monday, where will you be?

    …and you want to know what’s funny…….after all these years of seeing your name, I didn’t realize it was pronounced “KEY LIME”….I use to read it as “KEILY ME”. :smack: LOL
    ____________________________________________________________

    Ohhhhh its like Key Lime??? I read it as Keily Me too :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Heat training...using heat to "train" my kinks. :lol:

    Longhairdontcare2011 on YT heat trains. Just a way to manage my hair because its sooo curly. :(

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thats me WCC. Dont pretend to be concerned about my health either. :(

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    So Keily me is actually Kei lyme? :smack:
    <---Still slow but still cute too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    She even "said" her name the other day and my dumbass, "I thought her name was Keily". :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: :yes: @CD

  • Keilyme

    I don't use public restrooms. People at work knew when I have to use the restroom. I become the meanest bytch ever!

    NS: One fat ass Twinkies eating trick always smelled like boo boo and ravioli

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, I be mad too :lol: The whole floor touches: doorknobs, elevator buttons, plus whatever they share in their offices.

    My boss calls me the handwash police :ashamed: because I point out to him what chicks don't wash their hands :lol: We have a code and errthang :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :whistle: Sounds like someones in need of a new name

  • Ty

    FeFe says:

    Poor Demi…Ashton did a number on her…for some reason he looks like he lays it down too…
    ______________
    Yep and his azz is running around Brazil with models

    @WCC its similar to laughing gas

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    :lol: I won't front...Ashton would have me on all fours... :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    Dimpz says:

    Jesus take the wheel! :ghost: <—me ascending
    ________________________________

    Not to be confused with the "scent" (aka STANK in this case) rising from "the suit".

    :ghost: <----- suit left behind on the ground

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB...Is that like blow drying and flat ironing? :shrug:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @kei_lyme <--- (jus a suggestion) You don't use the bathroom at all during the day??

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :vomit:

    Let change topic back to CHOC D and her bd sucking her cock PLEASE

  • OutsidetheBox

    Its only 7 women on my floor. The rest men. We KNOW when a bish aint right. :lol: Had to bathroom shame a couple of temps but we keeps that chit on lock.

    Had to go off on the temp mah self cause I caught that bish lifting tampons! Bish you didnt put in on them!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    PRYN TRYNA KEEL ME! :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thats me WCC. Dont pretend to be concerned about my health either. :(

    ______

    :dead: :casket:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Still hating Pryn. :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Its all good thats one white boy I'll pass on but riddle me this why would get on all fours for Travis Barker :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    IKR! I keep hoping the topic changes if I ignore it... #nomorepottytalk

  • The Makeup Maven

    Still no new post, eh?! :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Is that like blow drying and flat ironing

    Yes, but so that you "train/change" how the hair behaves. Natural hair will eventually loosen textures if you keep applying heat. Remember I dont use any heat at all; havent in years..but my challenge is almost up (1 yr low manipulation wig regimen).

  • Chocolate Diva

    Choco says:
    Let change topic back to CHOC D and her bd sucking her cock PLEASE
    *********************
    Sure why not lets talk about my faux dyck :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    Travis Barker is sexy in his own dirty, redneck, tatted way... :shrugs:

    Ion think I'd let him hit, but I get why chicks dig his swag... :yes:

  • iheart

    :dead: @ Kei ( I was reading it Keily Me too)
    boo boo and ravioli tho :ghost:

  • Keilyme

    @JMO

    I would wait until I went on break ( go home) and use the bathroom. I'm a strange person I have to get completely undressed to use the bathroom.

  • iheart

    <<<<
    Would let Travis barker :hump:

  • iheart

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Choco says:
    Let change topic back to CHOC D and her bd sucking her cock PLEASE
    *********************
    Sure why not lets talk about my faux dyck

    ____
    :blink: In real life tho?? Like a strap on :wtf:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @ChocD
    So how many cocks do you have do they range in size!

    @Fe
    I don't like others ppls odors

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Iheart

    :yes: I would allow Travis to put his white bread in my oven also :coffee:

  • Kei_lyme

    Better <-----

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Keilyme

    I’m a strange person I have to get completely undressed to use the bathroom.
    __________
    I went to college with a Nigerian guy like this...he said he did it ever since he was a little boy and his mom would encourage it, so as an adult he had to get undressed! :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    CD says:

    I flushed the toilets with my shoe
    ___________________________

    GIRRRRRRLLLLLL we had a memo going around from management that said: (and I kid yall NOT!).........we could NOT FLUSH THE TERLIT WITH OUR SHOES/FOOT!!!!!!!

    #ofcourseitcamefromsomeoneYT
    #whowasalsoaman
    #fvkdamanwithisnastyass

  • Yall still crazy

    Ashton looks like his hips more all around. He couldn't get it though & IONO why exactly :shrug:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    :vomit:

    Let change topic back to CHOC D and her bd sucking her cock PLEASE
    ____________________________________________________________________

    ok here's one ...

    I was going back and forth (3 times and I gave up) with this girl on fb because one of my guy friends asked if women would mess with a man that didnt have a car. I personally said hell no and then this chick said anyone woman that said no is "basic & materialistic" ...

    What do yall think??

  • OutsidetheBox

    Cant hump people with lots of tatts. I be spitting on my thumb and tryna rub the dirt off.. :ashamed:

  • Ty

    Is Rhianna really :hump: Dre now? Apparently they were all over each other in LA. She is supposed to be getting her own line of Beats by Dre Headphones for girls

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @FEFE

    Now I can not get with you on the Travis Barker is sexy thing.

    And while I think Aston is physically beautiful (it's obvious why he started out as a model) I don't find anything else attractive about him. He needs to let the Kelso thing go ASAP.

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Choco

    I have a collection of three right now. I throw them out every couple of months and recoup. I have a rabbit, one that's about 8-10 inches I think and one that has dycks for the vagina and anal area. :biggrin:

    @Iheart
    I havent got the strap on one because my dude aint allowing no penetration between his booty cheeks :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB.....I see! I haven't had heat on mine but maybe 4-5 times in the last 9months. I feel like i'm gonna crack and go play in a box of kiddie texturizer though. :wail:

  • iheart

    :cosign: with Yso about Ashton

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    :lol: Travis has SWAG!

    And Ashton is very beautiful, I love looking at him, and his mannish boyish mannerisms are what make me think he's HAWT and FCKABLE... #nopedo

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I have a collection of three right now. I throw them out every couple of months and recoup. I have a rabbit, one that’s about 8-10 inches I think and one that has dycks for the vagina and anal area.
    ____________________
    WOWWWWWWWW that sound like fun play!

  • Chocolate Diva

    ok here’s one …

    I was going back and forth (3 times and I gave up) with this girl on fb because one of my guy friends asked if women would mess with a man that didnt have a car. I personally said hell no and then this chick said anyone woman that said no is “basic & materialistic” …

    What do yall think??
    *********************
    If I'm with u and yo car break down I got u because I would want for someone to have my back because chit happens. If I'm just meeting u and yo ass aint got no wheels I prolly will chuck up the :peace: because I'm too old to be carpooling a nicca in his 30's.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JMO

    I don't agree with you but I wouldn't call you basic and materialistic for that. Maybe a little shallow. :shrugs:

  • I Go There

    FeFe says:

    @Choco

    Travis Barker is sexy in his own dirty, redneck, tatted way…

    Ion think I’d let him hit, but I get why chicks dig his swag…
    __________________________________________________

    Rose Mcgowan
    Dark haired Chic from 2 broke Girls
    Old skool Shakira (cause she seemed dirtier)
    and kelly Osborne.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB...My brother has like 30 tattoos and my 1 yr old nephew is constantly trying to rub him clean. He won't walk around him shirtless now. :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thats me WCC. Dont pretend to be concerned about my health either.

    __________________________________

    so that the type of shyt you do in the bathroom when folks gotta pee? be all up in the mirror, taking pictures n shat :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :smack:

    Dis nikka said KELLY OSBORNE!!!! :rofl:

  • Kei_lyme

    Fat Kelly or Kelly now??

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @Dimpz and tattoo cleaning

    :rofl: @ Kelly Osbourne

    @JMO
    Take it from me don't date a guy without a car! Well actually don't take my advice becuz that guy could be your blessing!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hmmm @JMO. She seems like she was trying to be "correct" and new age and chit...but I think if certain dudes in certain situations dont have a car..I would prolly feel the same. Like a dude in NYC vs a dude in ATL. You need a car in ATL...not so in NYC..

    Speaking of FB, Im bout to delete. My stupid ass friend be getting on my nerves! Whats the purpose of putting up them old ass club polaroids we took in 98-01? :rolleyes: I didnt let it link to my profile and the bish sent a DM saying, "bish you cute, damn! why you didnt link the pic" like I was worried!

    You the one looka mess, but whatever. I just dont see the purpose.

  • iheart

    Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    @Choco

    Travis Barker is sexy in his own dirty, redneck, tatted way…

    Ion think I’d let him hit, but I get why chicks dig his swag…
    __________________________________________________

    Rose Mcgowan
    Dark haired Chic from 2 broke Girls
    Old skool Shakira (cause she seemed dirtier)
    and kelly Osborne.
    ______
    :blink: Splain yoself??

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @CD ... Thats how I feel! I just can't do it. That doesn't mean I'm basic or materialistic but that we just aint compatible. Im sure there is another woman out there that wouldnt mind him always riding shot gun :shrug:

    @YSO ... :rofl:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Let change topic back to CHOC D and her bd sucking her cock PLEASE
    ____________________________________________________________________

    ok here’s one …

    I was going back and forth (3 times and I gave up) with this girl on fb because one of my guy friends asked if women would mess with a man that didnt have a car. I personally said hell no and then this chick said anyone woman that said no is “basic & materialistic” …

    What do yall think??
    ___________________________________________________

    You a bit shallow... but so is everybody.
    I wont talk that women that dont work.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @FEFE

    I'm trying to visualize Kelso fcking and I just can't. :no:

  • West Coast Chick

    @WCC its similar to laughing gas

    _____________________________

    :blink: so, the bish in ner' sniffin laughing gas? :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yo ion like that bish Kelly Osborne. It kills me like no other to see her on Fashion Police policing folks style. B!tch grab a mirror! And why your face still look plus size telling ppl they dress is too small. Bish your skin too small!

  • Chocolate Diva

    @OTB

    So happy I deactivated my account. I see some of my friends and family members very different now bytches just be craving attention.

  • I Go There

    iheart says:

    Go There says:

    FeFe says:

    @Choco

    Travis Barker is sexy in his own dirty, redneck, tatted way…

    Ion think I’d let him hit, but I get why chicks dig his swag…
    __________________________________________________

    Rose Mcgowan
    Dark haired Chic from 2 broke Girls
    Old skool Shakira (cause she seemed dirtier)
    and kelly Osborne.
    ______
    Splain yoself??
    ________________________

    IDK... its something bout ole girl.
    I bet she gets straight nasty than a muthafker... Englis accent too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @I Go

    Well, my husband DID just tell me last night that he thought Christina Ricci was hot when he was young and she played Wednesday Adams....I looked at that nukka like :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    my 1 yr old nephew is constantly trying to rub him clean

    :rofl: :rofl: TMI... I used to mess with a badddd chick and lo and behold I could not get over them tattoos when we were "busy" Ugh. She was red so it just made her look "dirty" . Im talking sleeve tattoos, back, legs, :no:

  • iheart

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yo ion like that bish Kelly Osborne. It kills me like no other to see her on Fashion Police policing folks style. B!tch grab a mirror! And why your face still look plus size telling ppl they dress is too small.
    Bish your skin too small!
    _________
    :dead: :ghost:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @IGO ... If that makes me shallow then you're right, everyone should be considered shallow because there is always something that would NOT make you want to date someone

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JMO

    But I don't drive myself so a guy not having a car wouldn't bother me. I'm used to getting myself where I need to go. And as long as he has cab money when we need it... :shrugs:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Can we have a confession hour since there is not going to be a new post?

    I'll start...

    I can lick my ankles.

    I once had sex in my aunt's bed while they were in the front cooking.

  • NaijaGal

    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral

  • OutsidetheBox

    so that the type of shyt you do in the bathroom when folks gotta pee? be all up in the mirror, taking pictures n shat

    :hahaha: WCC the joke on this heffa when she posted to her FB saying: FRESH OUT THE SHOWER! with this pic...

    Her friend, a dude named Shawn, replied: YOU SPELLED OCEAN WORNG.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    That's part of the APPEAL...like someone not coming off as the "type" that would :hump: is what makes the mystery and irony that much more SEXY to me! :yes:

    :dead: @OTB saying her "skin" is too small....

    @I Go

    I actually get turned on by English accents too! :lol:

  • iheart

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Can we have a confession hour since there is not going to be a new post?

    I’ll start…

    I can lick my ankles.

    I once had sex in my aunt’s bed while they were in the front cooking.
    ________
    How in the fugg did you find this out :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yo ion like that bish Kelly Osborne. It kills me like no other to see her on Fashion Police policing folks style. B!tch grab a mirror! And why your face still look plus size telling ppl they dress is too small. Bish your skin too small!

    ___________________________________

    a plus size face tho :ghost:

    i like fashion police b-cuz of Joan and her comedy,but they should have a fashion icon on there- i'd respect their opinion al ot more- but Joan makes the show :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Christina Ricci has some nice tits but that over-sized Kewpie doll head of heres pretty much cancels everything else out. :lol:

  • Kei_lyme

    :pc: goes to lover lanes vday is coming up....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @mskayla

    I had my taxi cab confession session yesterday... this thread is loading slow though...we may need to move soon... :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    Exactly everyone is entitled to what works for them.

    Chit my ex car broke down for 3 months. I drove his ass around town, let him use my chit and everything else and guess what when that TURD got his chit his whole attitude changed. So one night I went outside slashed every tire, bust all his windows, poured bleach on his seats and went back in the house and went to bed. Woke up the next morning started a fight and put him out when he went outside needless to say he knew a bytch was cut throat. FUKK WITH ME :coffee:

  • cheeks8683

    ok here’s one …

    I was going back and forth (3 times and I gave up) with this girl on fb because one of my guy friends asked if women would mess with a man that didnt have a car. I personally said hell no and then this chick said anyone woman that said no is “basic & materialistic” …

    What do yall think??
    ___________________________________________________

    You a bit shallow… but so is everybody.
    I wont talk that women that dont work.
    __________________________________________

    U aren't wrong, u would be setting yourself up for failure if u got involved with a dude with no car...Aye can u give me a ride to work, can't say no orelse he would be asking u for a ride and a dolla... :nono: the list will certainly grow from there

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    @IGO … If that makes me shallow then you’re right, everyone should be considered shallow because there is always something that would NOT make you want to date someone
    ____________________________________________

    Its nothing wrong with that... shiat we all shallow is some way shape or form.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @YSO ... thats probably why. I've been driving everywhere since I was 16 so I just couldn't do it

    @Naija ... I hear that alot from guys

    @Kay ... :rofl:

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    so that the type of shyt you do in the bathroom when folks gotta pee? be all up in the mirror, taking pictures n shat

    WCC the joke on this heffa when she posted to her FB saying: FRESH OUT THE SHOWER! with this pic…

    Her friend, a dude named Shawn, replied: YOU SPELLED OCEAN WORNG.
    _____________
    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    TMI… I used to mess with a badddd chick and lo and behold I could not get over them tattoos when we were “busy” Ugh. She was red so it just made her look “dirty” .
    __________________________
    :lol:

    My confession:

    Love for my Nichole to get :lick:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @ Iheart :nono: This is a family oriented blog. I will just say I was "in the position" to be able to.

  • Yall still crazy

    ION judge dudes with ot without cars, only because I know a couple ballers that refuse to buy a car, but will taxi/limo the hell outta some shatt.

    My first bf picked me up in a hooptie, and I didn't say not one word :no: , I played it cool, and then guess what? We pulled up to his cousin's house and we jumped into his brand new benz. I laughed like "you testing me already? Well, I passed, gimme all your money" :lol:

    That dude was real good to me :yes: RIP Boo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @JMO

    Exactly everyone is entitled to what works for them.

    Chit my ex car broke down for 3 months. I drove his ass around town, let him use my chit and everything else and guess what when that TURD got his chit his whole attitude changed. So one night I went outside slashed every tire, bust all his windows, poured bleach on his seats and went back in the house and went to bed. Woke up the next morning started a fight and put him out when he went outside needless to say he knew a bytch was cut throat. FUKK WITH ME :coffee:

    ________

    DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMMMM.... *makes a mental note to NEVER fck with ChocD*

  • I Go There

    NaijaGal says:

    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I will too...

    Like chris Rock say... A girl that dont susk dyck is like a VCR.

    "They still make you?!?!?!?!"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Ms K you can do what now ? :coffee:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @Fefe Aww damn. I didn't know.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Ms.kaylamomma says:
    Can we have a confession hour since there is not going to be a new post?
    ________________________________________________________________
    :popcorn:

  • West Coast Chick

    OutsidetheBox says:

    so that the type of shyt you do in the bathroom when folks gotta pee? be all up in the mirror, taking pictures n shat

    WCC the joke on this heffa when she posted to her FB saying: FRESH OUT THE SHOWER! with this pic…

    Her friend, a dude named Shawn, replied: YOU SPELLED OCEAN WORNG.

    ___________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: thasss messed up, yo! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ion even think I have confessions left. :hahaha:

    I like vinegar and cucumbers? :shrug; LOL

  • iheart

    @MsKayla, :thinking: ahhhh on :fistbump:

  • Chocolate Diva

    My confession: I would love to be tied up hog style and screwed until I collapse

    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “They still make you?!?!?!?!”

    :hahaha: Chit Black girls say: I dont do that. :nono:

  • West Coast Chick

    I Go There says:

    NaijaGal says:

    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I will too…

    Like chris Rock say… A girl that dont susk dyck is like a VCR.

    “They still make you?!?!?!?!”

    ___________________________
    hehehehehehe :hahaha:

  • Eazy

    Hold up hold up what have I missed ???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I Go There says:
    NaijaGal says:
    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I will too…
    ____________________________________________________________________
    Well dayum, how long before she gets the boot?
    I hope chicks ain't out there suk'n dyks on the first night.....

  • Yall still crazy

    NaijaGal says:

    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral

    :shocked: Wow, so people giving head the first go-round now? Well, women? Men been giving head the first time around :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @I Go

    Actually he said a "Beta Max" but who's fact checking... :lol:

  • iheart

    <<<<< YSO :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I'm not confessing sht on this blog. Y'all bishes have memories like elephants. :nono:

    #NoChibySyndromeForMe

  • iheart

    Chocolate Diva says:

    My confession: I would love to be tied up hog style and screwed until I collapse

    _______
    :ghost: << ChocD collapsing :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Igo, on the first night? How's that work? Is this pre-discussed or what? #serious

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Y'all

    Men DO give head first go 'round...that chit cracks me up cuz I be looking like, uhhh, I hope you don't think I'm bobbin' on the knob the first go 'round... :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    @IGo so you'll turn down pu$$y cause she won't put her mouth on it??? Why?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    I think yall should confess get it all out :coffee:

  • iheart

    My confession:
    I :hump: My husband on the first night :ashamed: < Not really cause we been together almost 10 years and married 8 :shrugs:

  • change

    IGO
    Are we related... :thinking: :hahaha:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    YSoSrs says:

    I’m not confessing sht on this blog. Y’all bishes have memories like elephants. :nono:

    #NoChibySyndromeForMe
    ______________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Sats up the Poles and hands out body paints and oils :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    @YALL he's my friend and all but he disgusts me cause he picks up random chicks on facebook to screw

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    NaijaGal says:
    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I will too…
    ____________________________________________________________________
    Well dayum, how long before she gets the boot?
    I hope chicks ain’t out there suk’n dyks on the first night…..
    ________________________________________________________

    dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her "What wont you do" If she says she dont give head... Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.

  • West Coast Chick

    My first bf picked me up in a hooptie, and I didn’t say not one word , I played it cool, and then guess what? We pulled up to his cousin’s house and we jumped into his brand new benz. I laughed like “you testing me already? Well, I passed, gimme all your money”
    ____________________________

    that happened to me before :rofl: but the funny thing is, when niggas start off playin the money game, you gotta keep it up and man up to the fact that that was your MAJOR attraction you had to offer, so keep it coming :rofl:

  • iheart

    I propose we move to the vh1 cheerleader post from yesterday, all in favor say "I"
    :ido:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    we should move to the Royce Reed cheerleading post...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________
    As he should.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    You are an evil, vile woman. I hope Idris goes bald and saggy in the next year. :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    YSoSrs says:

    I’m not confessing sht on this blog. Y’all bishes have memories like elephants.

    #NoChibySyndromeForMe

    ************************
    That's because she cared. Yall niccas are like Jaws sometimes. U smell blood in the water and u fools attack. Me personally Ion give a fukk what no one thinks. :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    WHo IGO, they head dont be good for you anyway. :hahaha: As you SIL Im committed to finding you a head master!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @iheart

    :lol: you read my mind...

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    FeFe says:

    @Y’all

    Men DO give head first go ’round…that chit cracks me up cuz I be looking like, uhhh, I hope you don’t think I’m bobbin’ on the knob the first go ’round… :lol:
    ________________________________________________________________

    :yes: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I

  • OutsidetheBox

    :ido: <---moving to Royce's post. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I want to be forced into submission and banged like Im a sex slave :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    :offtopic: (if there ever was one - lol)
    They are building a casino here. Tell me why it collapsed today during construction, but thats not all.......tell me why during a LIVE news conference about the casino collapse, one of yall cousins (blk woman) crashed her tour/metro bus into a news truck on LIVE TV........but there's MORE........tell me why this heffa got off the bus and cussed EVERYBODY out ON LIVE TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dead:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    YSoSrs says:

    I’m not confessing sht on this blog. Y’all bishes have memories like elephants.

    #NoChibySyndromeForMe

    ************************
    That’s because she cared. Yall niccas are like Jaws sometimes. U smell blood in the water and u fools attack. Me personally Ion give a fukk what no one thinks. :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    No, she also said some dumb chit at times but hey :shrug: we all do ...

    :waves: @Chi ... I hope you and the baby are doing good!

  • West Coast Chick

    #confessions: I made a couple of home movie prono's with my dude. :lol: thats all Ive got :shrugs:

  • I Go There

    NaijaGal says:

    @IGo so you’ll turn down pu$$y cause she won’t put her mouth on it??? Why?
    _______________________________________________________________

    Because I into satisfaction... I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY... to do that would be rude. Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot evey inch of her should be covered. Thats what i call and given.

    And I expect the same in return
    :coffee:

    If you can... Then you need not apply

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her “What wont you do” If she says she dont give head… Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :coffee:

  • I Go There

    change says:

    IGO
    Are we related…
    _______________________

    We just might be

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @Alboy :whistles:

    *throws tomatoes at OTB* Booooo! I know you have a "better" confession than that.

    :lol: @Yso

    I really don't know or probably will never meet any of you and my memory sucks!

  • Yall still crazy

    West Coast Chick says:

    My first bf picked me up in a hooptie, and I didn’t say not one word , I played it cool, and then guess what? We pulled up to his cousin’s house and we jumped into his brand new benz. I laughed like “you testing me already? Well, I passed, gimme all your money”
    ____________________________

    that happened to me before but the funny thing is, when niggas start off playin the money game, you gotta keep it up and man up to the fact that that was your MAJOR attraction you had to offer, so keep it coming

    -------------------------
    Girl, I mind fukced him way before that first date! That was when beepers were out and I used to send little silly codes and he'd send some back. I knew (or assumed) he had paper, just from how he looked and acted when I met him (while at the show with another dude :ashamed: ). I was on my way to the ladies room :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    :hahaha: Prynn & Jmo

    *moving to cheerleading post*

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    But you have never gotten off from getting head so why would that even be a deal breaker for you? :think:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Because I into satisfaction… I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude. Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot evey inch of her should be covered. Thats what i call and given.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Is my BRO out here satisfying the ladies??? :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Gayle King says Oprah is not the god mammy :nono:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    HAPPY FRIDAY erry ones erry ones!!
    To many to shout out individually so :yahoo: to ERRYBODY!

    I love this blog...yall are a RIOT! Can always get my laugh on in here.
    Thanks!

    *goes back into lurk mode*

  • West Coast Chick

    I met him (while at the show with another dude ). I was on my way to the ladies room

    ________________________

    TRAMP! :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    @ mzwhang90210- have you had socme work done lately? you look stunning :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    WCC :dead:

  • Hershey

    Where you want to go outside of the show?

    I’m gonna launch my pop career, I sing. Not like Erica Mena. I can really sing. I’m also developing a line of watches. As well as a clothing line. And of course I’m doing my ‘Feel Pretty’ shirts which will be available on my website. My goal is to grow the brand. And eventually I’ll probably start an agency for upcoming models.

    Would you do another season?

    If the money’s right. I have two kids that I have to support. And now that I’m a little wiser about what this process is really like, I’m going to need a lot of things. So renegotiating my contract isn’t going to be easy. They’re going to have to come with it.

    Excerpt from Diary of Heaux that's tryna be winning

    #Kimbella

    Whodafugg she think she is Evilyn Lasagna? :rofl:

  • LaceFace

    *looks around,,, :kiss: tatted, igo, wcc, yso, yall, jmo, otb, choco, fefe... and others i missed*

    going back into lurk mode.

  • LaceFace

    :dead:

    @ Lasagna

  • The Makeup Maven

    Lace :hug:

  • CFREE

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yo ion like that bish Kelly Osborne. It kills me like no other to see her on Fashion Police policing folks style. B!tch grab a mirror! And why your face still look plus size telling ppl they dress is too small. Bish your skin too small!
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    yo skin too small bwahhhhhhhhaaaaaaahaaa :rofl:

  • caligirl

    I Go There says:

    dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her “What wont you do” If she says she dont give head… Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.
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    :rofl:

    :waves: Hello and Blows :kisses: It's Friday and there was a expectation for me to do work, that I hadn't done all week. *rolleys*

    :peace: later ya'll

  • West Coast Chick

    LACE :hugs:

  • Ty

    I’m gonna launch my pop career, I sing. Not like Erica Mena. I can really sing. I’m also developing a line of watches. As well as a clothing line. And of course I’m doing my ‘Feel Pretty’ shirts which will be available on my website. My goal is to grow the brand. And eventually I’ll probably start an agency for upcoming models.
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    Bish how are u going to start anything for anyone up and coming when u haven't arrived yet :coffee:

    She is just one big azz run on sentence :coffee:

    #getaclue

  • Yall still crazy

    :hug: Laface
    *goes back to cheerleading post*

  • Yall still crazy

    Hershey, I bet this is how she sounded: *clears throat*

    I’m gonna!launch my pop career?I sing?Not like!Erica Mena?I can!really sing. I’m also! developing a line? of watches. As well? as a clothing line? And? of course! I’m doing? my ‘Feel Pretty’ shirts! which will be available? on my website? My goal! is to grow! the brand? And eventually? I’ll probably start! an agency? for upcoming models.

    Would you do another season?

    If? the money’s right? I have two kids? that I have to support? And now that I’m a little! wiser? about what this process is? really like, I’m going! to need? a lot of things. So? renegotiating? my contract! isn’t going to be easy? They’re going? to have to? come with it.

    *blank doe stare*