VH1 Developing Scripted Show About Fictional Cheerleaders
Word has it that VH1 is developing another fully scripted TV series after scoring high ratings with ‘Single Ladies‘.
VH1 discovered that dealing with amateurs (such as NeNe Leakes and Sheree), who think they’re celebrities, is really difficult because after awhile they start thinking they’re too good to toss water on each other and call each other bitches every week.
Besides that, VH1 knows that more and more of their viewers are catching on to the fact that these reality shows are 100% fake.
So following the success of fully scripted ‘Single Ladies‘, VH1 is developing another fully scripted series — this one is based on a fictional cheerleading team, according to celebrity groupie Jill.
“Bounce” will center on the fictional L.A. devils and their dance team, the Devil Girls; specifically, one young lady who dreams of being a part of the Devil Girls (following in her disapproving mother’s foosteps), and works her way onto the team, only to learn just how cut-throat and competitive it is.
Sanaa Hamri is the director, she also directed the basketball themed film Just Wright and a pilot is scheduled to shoot in March. Source
The way I understand it, real cheerleaders are forced to sign strict contracts that calls for professionalism on and off the field. I’m guessing it was difficult for VH1 to find real cheerleaders who were willing to toss water on each other and call each other bitches every week.
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I starting to get tired of all these reality shows
I thought RHOA was a Bravo show not VH1
…and call each other bytches every week :rofl
Guess Evelyn, Tami, Nene, Kim Z, All them heaux’s from LHH are busy cause they would gladly sign on to CONTINUE calline each other bytches
Great..just what we need VH1…another “real life” television show to make non-mutha freakin factors famous for nothing…
They should have gotten the cheerleader from the Raiders.
Binki says:
I thought RHOA was a Bravo show not VH1
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hehehehehehehe
Becoming a Dallas Cheerleader is a reality show
offtopic: has anyone seen the Howard Stern show with Chelsey Handler?
this shyt is hilarious 
Eb, Binki
I don’t like the sound of this show. And, why is Becky’s ribs and pelvis sticking out so much more than Royce’s?
Think imma start my own television network and see if I can make some money the VH1, BRAVO, MTV way…..
SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma
why not 
Who would have imagined that flashy singer and dancer Beyoncé would be considered a political figure?
A course at Rutger’s University suggests the performer’s appearance, lyrics, and public appeal reflect that of something bigger than mere entertainment. She could be setting the standard and making a statement with all the images she puts forth through music.
Kevin Allred, a doctoral student and lecturer in Rutgers’ Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, where he teaches “Politicizing Beyoncé,” thinks so – though, he says, the artist may not be “political” in the traditional sense of the word.
“This isn’t a course about Beyoncé’s political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama’s inauguration weekend,” he says. Rather, the performer’s music and career are used as lenses to explore American race, gender, and sexual politics. Allred pairs Beyoncé’s music videos and lyrics with readings from the Black feminist canon, including the writings of bell hooks, Alice Walker, and even abolitionist Sojourner Truth.
“Politicizing Beyoncé” emerged from Allred’s four semesters teaching Women’s Studies 101 at Rutgers, during which he and his students, both male and female, often discussed the thin line Beyoncé walks as a sex kitten-cum-girl power role model.
“She certainly pushes boundaries,” Allred says. “While other artists are simply releasing music, she’s creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona.”
Course topics include the extent of Beyoncé’s control over her own aesthetic, whether her often half-naked body is empowered or stereotypical, and her more racy performances as her alter ego, “Sasha Fierce.” In-class discussions often lead to other vocalists, including Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Lady Gaga, and contemporary musicians who embrace the soul singing tradition like Adele and the late Amy Winehouse
@WCC yes I saw it. That’s what 50 gets…always doggin chicks out and now he got played
@WCC I saw it and all I can say is Chelsea does not have a fcuk to give to Curtis or Joan
Binki says:
I thought RHOA was a Bravo show not VH1
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Me too
Tatted!!
@Chocolate Diva
Another dizzie hoe show yay
Yeah I wont be watching this either
@ Binki and NaijaGal- it was hella funny how they all were tryin to remember Ciara’s name
but yeah, he had no business dealing with her to begin with, so hey, fair game
Is that CD up there? *squinting*
Where you been Binki?
another reality show… **sigh** shyt is old!!
Sooooo VH1 Is bring back HELL CATS?! Sounds like the same premise sorta
Remember the Days when Music Channels Played….MUSIC :sips tea:
Strawberrys and cream says:
SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma why not
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but what about Kelly Rowland?? why a famous stranger friend and not someone you actually know?
@ Binki: I was using NeNe and Sheree as examples of really fake reality show stars.
@ West Coast that story was on Fakeout’s site, I wouldn’t believe it
Oprah interviewed JayZ a few times and Bey too, but I have never heard they were like that
Babe
That YT girls ribs look like Evelyns “abs”.
@Tatted
<—— dancing to Rick James' (sp) "You and I"….b/c it's so late in the day, and my co-workers ain't about SHYT!
chorus
Cuz they all can go to HEEEELLLLLLLL! LOL
West Coast Chick says:
Strawberrys and cream says:
SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma why not
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do they know Oprah like that? Welp, I guess its a better fit than to trust the baby with Solo..I mean, she keep referring to the baby as an “it”
but what about Kelly Rowland?? why a famous stranger friend and not someone you actually know?
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ummm fame whores as sandramae put them need more fame whores, why not get the most powerful or richest woman inthe world hmp,
Thanks for the welcome Naija
Sorry
I meant to say Rick James (RIP)
And don’t
me Sandy for excessive use of smiley’s. It won’t happen again.
We’re certainly way more interesting than all
that are out now 
Babe
back at’cha! I can think of some other emoticons too!
Welcome back CD. Your fuggery was missed.
As for this show, I have no desire to see this chit! I aint like nan one of those
Bring it On movies.
S/N Anyone see the latest Bad Girls Club?
@ Pryn
<— My fake Louis Bow because its the ONLY thing I can afford w/my refund, since I don't have no seeds!
#hatesanyonethatreceivesearnedincomecredit
#dontletmeseeyourrefundbecauseimmastealthatbish
#willripyoutheefuggoffifirunintoabishthatget3thousandormore
#thinkimplaying
why does the day drag by slower when u come in late?
@WCC they were really killing themselves trying to remember then she pronounced it See-Ar-ah lol karma is a beyotch and 50 needed this
@Tatted I been around lol yall type too fast on here. It’s hard to keep up on this dayum EVO . I need a day with the comp lol
@Sandra I got ya
DUTMSOUMGB
Strawberrys and cream says:
SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma why not
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They trying everything in their power to make that girl sooooo special. Its not enough that she is special based on the fact that she is their first child alone. They trying to make sure they in the will!!!! Why wasn’t Gwenyth or Kelly Chosen. Kelly licked her boots enough to earn that title!!! Their names not big enough??? I thought that one purpose of godparents was to take care over if something happened to the child. Oprah old self will not be here that long on earth to do that!!!!
I am not mad at them but serious side eye…….mainly towards JayZ because this has him written all over it. Is it me or does he seem like a boot licker to the people who are really wealthy? Just happy to be in the meeting and not involved in decisions.
VDot says:
Welcome back CD. Your fuggery was missed.
As for this show, I have no desire to see this chit! I aint like nan one of those Bring it On movies.
S/N Anyone see the latest Bad Girls Club?
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I saw this mess…..this show and the acting gets worse every season…..I was mad at the crazy ish the blond hair’d girl doing…had to change the channel….
oops Winfrey
@ Binki – Oooh, I see! Well, we miss you!
Ok #1-Royce is better than because there is no way in H3LL I could do what she’s doin in the air..whew, ain’t no way…
#2-Sandi-What do you mean all reality shows are fake?
I thought Love and Hip Hop was real…my bad… 
@ Kimbo –
I’m a sucka for super trashy/bottom of the barrel reality tv shows. I love to see them 
. Old crazy blond girl look like she may get over on few of them. 
OMG BGC 8 Was just RATCHETT!!! Thats the only words i can think of to explain this season
@ VDOT
I know right, me too…..but when they were showing that blond girl sitting on her bed like she was talking to herself i was like…..
She almost worse that the voodoo chick from last season….
CD have you been back to Family Dollar?
Where’s JMO? Bish you run one mean azz campaign! calls Pres Obama wing wing wing herro: You need JMO on your team.
DUTMSOUMGB
Que?
And I was trippin out on the girl who showed up to the house with her bra and panties on trying to pull it off as an outfit!! LOL….Pure craziness
SunnyK
I Love Gia, she’s spunky and crazy
With her pepperonis out!
I like Single Ladies….I won’t judge this show until I see it.
steph L says:
The AJC is reporting Vanessa is joining the Basketball Wives, this should be interesting.
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That girl is about to get hella paid from VH1 for doing that show……they already know her being on the show is going to boost their ratings even more…
Exactly, but some reports are saying Vanessa turned BB Wives down, we will see…what does she have to lose at this point.
Great…just what we need. Drunken fools, fvckin everything that moves, fighting over a bunch of bs that doesn’t matter.
I’ll give a watch.
@ Steph,
I dont think she will turn it down……its not like she has anything else better to do…
I may check it out
@ JMO look at #53
Hershey says:
@ JMO look at #53
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JMO says:
How did I miss this post??
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Why must your gravi be a Amistad sign???!!!! Give is Free!!!
@ Steph L are your new around these parts?
Ms.Fashion says:
JMO says:
How did I miss this post??
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Why must your gravi be a Amistad sign???!!!! Give is Free!!!
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Give Us Free!!!
Hershey says:
@ Steph L are your new around these parts?
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I just don’t log on often when I’m at work…sneaking around to get online. LOL But, I comment every now and then.
Shame on Sanaa Hamri for even wasting her time shooting this BS! I guess the time has come when good directors have to turn to reality. So sad.
Aunty, I saw you creating a fuss on Twitter about natural hair vs. weave….
Ummmm, I need to see some receipts on this long hair you said you had.
@Sandra
VH1 discovered that dealing with amateurs (such as NeNe Leakes and Sheree), who think they’re celebrities, is really difficult because after awhile they start thinking they’re too good to toss water on each other and call each other bitches every week.
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I was thinking the exact same thing while looking at the last show. It was kind of boring
AWWW LOOK AT ROYCE, SHE CAN EXTEND HER FIVE MINUTES OF FAME-LOL!
Present
#Confessions …… annnnnnd……ACTION!!!
Ms.kaylamomma says:
Can we have a confession hour since there is not going to be a new post?
I’ll start…
I can lick my ankles.
I once had sex in my aunt’s bed while they were in the front cooking.
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GO!!
I need to see some receipts on this long hair you said you had
What kind of long did she imply? Ive seen Sandra with at least APL length hair.
She cut her hair bout 2yrs ago.
I already posted my second confession
Forced Sex Slave whos next
I confessed this in the other post but I’ll re-confess in here:
My husband on the first night 
<< Not really though cause we been together 10 years and married for 8 so 
I
I Go There says:
OHoney says:
I Go There says:
NaijaGal says:
I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
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I will too…
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Well dayum, how long before she gets the boot?
I hope chicks ain’t out there suk’n dyks on the first night…..
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dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her “What wont you do” If she says she dont give head… Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.
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Did sandra rose after dark move here? Is everyone accounted for? Ok proceed
Confession:
Something about watching gangbangs turn me on
<—Still not confessing sht. Y'all gone head though.
Ok, ok. I REALLY considered giving a dude some cause he found me some new candies.
The “Redhead Chewy Lemonhead & Friends” pack!
I’m lame I have no confessions
She’s a very kinky girl, the kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down, once you get her off the street
She likes the boys in the band, she says that I’m her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it’s the right time,
She’s never hard to please
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl’s a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new wave magazines)
That girl is pretty kinky (the girl’s a super freak)
I really love to taste her (every time we meet)
She’s all right, she’s all right, that girls all right with me, yeah, he-he-he
She’s a super freak, super freak, she’s super freaky, yeow
Everybody sing, super freak, super freak
Confession:
I’m still curious about a threesome, but I want it to be with two hot men one in mouth and one in between…
I Go There says:
I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude.
Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot every inch of her should be covered.
Thats what i call and given.
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*scoots closer real slowly so nobody notices and calls me fast*
OutsidetheBox says:
WHo IGO, they head dont be good for you anyway. As you SIL Im committed to finding you a head master!
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OTB
Look all you want… ill be sending them back to you upset.
@Yso, So I see you like my gravi huh :thumbs:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
OHoney says:
I Go There says:
NaijaGal says:
I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
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I will too…
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Well dayum, how long before she gets the boot?
I hope chicks ain’t out there suk’n dyks on the first night…..
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dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her “What wont you do” If she says she dont give head… Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.
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… Not thank you and goodnight
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Denise…. How I figure.
I like dirty talk about what you’re going to do…the dirtier the better/wetter (but since I haven’t had sex in years I digress)
And you know this MANE
OHOEY!!!! I see you!!
@IGO
I have a question from the other post…If you have never gotten off from getting head, why would that even be a deal breaker for you?
I really like candy.
@Naija
You say YEARS???? How many… #poorthingyou
OFA @Honey
iheart says:
OHOEY!!!! I see you!!
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OutsidetheBox says:
I really like candy.
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Good question Yso
*holds mic to Igo*
Confession: I get a swell in my chest everytime I see the dude who bragged to our mutual friends about me doing him on I75 South.
confession
this is turning me on a lil
@iHEART
No hugs as long as you have that Gravi. I might not be responsible for my actions.
Chocolate Diva says:
Confession:
Something about watching gangbangs turn me on
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Me too!
FeFe says:
Confession:
I’m still curious about a threesome, but I want it to be with two hot men one in mouth and one in between…
Choco, remember them two brothers from across the street from my family member’s house?
My ego is stroked everytime my kitty gets eaten and he just can’t get enough
OHoney says:
I Go There says:
I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude.
Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot every inch of her should be covered.
Thats what i call and given.
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*scoots closer real slowly so nobody notices and calls me fast*
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___/ *knocks your azz off the couch*
@FeFe 6
@Yall
Vaguely but go ahead what happened
FeFe says:
Confession:
I’m still curious about a threesome, but I want it to be with two hot men one in mouth and one in between…
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^^^ This is a good one …
Confession:
I actually prefer men with smaller penises because I only get pleasure from ****oral stimulation….to the real big ones do nothing for me…
Naija, do you make yourself feel good? :fingerscrossed:
Confession:
I would love to act out the fantasies they do on Pornhub.com/public disgrace
lol, ooops…sorry Sandra
*Clytoral
OutsidetheBox says:
I really like candy.
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*gets up off the floor and looks around to see if anyone saw that*
@JMO you don’t know me!!!
Okay…Here’s a pretty tame but probably suspect one…I can have sexual fantasies about a guy even when I know he’s 100% gay and would never give me the time of day. There.
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
I have a question from the other post…If you have never gotten off from getting head, why would that even be a deal breaker for you?
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Just Cause I dont get off dont mean that I dont like it.
And the wetter the better.
@Naija
6 years???? Is this intentional? *consoles you*
@Fe
I’m with u I would love a man in every hole in me at the same time
OHoney says:
*gets up off the floor and looks around to see if anyone saw that*
@JMO you don’t know me!!!
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YSoSrs says:
Okay…Here’s a pretty tame but probably suspect one…I can have sexual fantasies about a guy even when I know he’s 100% gay and would never give me the time of day. There.
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Boooooooooo
*throws popcorn*
Well, nothing happened yet, but they are mad at each other. So now when we speak, they speak down on the other.
(hoe voice) I’m still thinking about bringing them together.
(my voice) But I don’t know what they’ll both say
They are both fine, with different looks, but their age difference is almost 20 yrs 
They both want me. I used to date the younger brother, but the older one always wanted to kick it too.
At the present, I am still just cool with them.
YSoSrs says:
Okay…Here’s a pretty tame but probably suspect one…I can have sexual fantasies about a guy even when I know he’s 100% gay and would never give me the time of day. There.
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Oh this is NOTHING…I do this ALL OF THE TIME…and don’t gaf about the fact that he may or may not be gay, bi, or whatever…if he’s hot he will make ME hot…
Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night…..
This former Real Housewife of Atlanta cast member used to be one of my personal favorites when she was on the show.
My feelings for her honestly didn’t change until way after she got the boot from RHOA, when I was approached on some ‘ol confrontational type ish when I spilled the TEA about her divorce and her fake name.
Since I’m already on her sh*t list, posting this new “blind Item” shouldn’t make a big difference, but I’m almost positive I’ll still hear about it even though I didn’t write it. But whatEV…
So without further adieu, take a long sip of industry TEA on an ex-housewife that may (or may not) be named “Lisa Wu-Hartwell“…
Courtesy of JackyJasper:
“She slept with Ralph Tresvant while he was married to his wife Shelly. She smashed Teddy Riley while he was married to his wife Donna, she lived with Curtis Conway until he met and married Laila Ali. But her biggest come up was when she married Ed Hartwell.
This chic went on a reality television show pretending to be educated, wealthy, monogamous, honest, in love, trust worthy, a mother and wife. By the second season she was exposed as a liar and manipulator.
She refuses to acknowledge the truth, and she’s a sneaky messy liar. Don’t believe me.. Ask Andy Cohen.
Chic is so desperate to be seen on television, that it really destroyed her when she got fired (she didn’t read the Bravo contract properly). She lied and said two years ago that she was filming and doing a movie with an A- list celebrity. Where is the movie?
Don’t believe me.. Ask Robert Downey Jr.
I also would like to understand how a woman who’s a real estate mogul never owned a home of her own.
Once she slept in a full bed pushed against the wall until Keith Sweat saved her. I Remember when she and her sister both worked at AAA Auto Insurance. This woman could only date a man with money.
Don’t believe me.. Ask her former millionaire husband Ed Hartwell.
She’s so scandalous, onetime she when on a long road tour with some entertainer and lost her two children.
Girl is a hoe, her sister and her took a trip to Las Vegas and she smashed her sisters wealthy boyfriend for $15,000. When her sister asked her where did she get the money from she told her sister ‘ Keith Sweat wired me the money’.
Her sister called Keith on the phone and he told her ‘I didn’t give your sister a dime’.
She ended up telling her sister the truth about smashing her boyfriend, but she told her it was all for the money.”
Our blind item should stop chasing fame and she should focus more on being a mother. Don’t believe me.. Ask our blind items publicist Jonell Whitt.
Jacked from Straight from the A
OTB says:
doing him on I75 South.
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I was doing a dude on I275 East and we ended up with Bambi on the bumper. Damn near broke my neck.
#iwaslivingoutmyfantasy
@YALL nah I don’t do self pleasure at all
@FeFe yeah it’s intentional…it went from one day to 6 years…it helped that I was never a really big fan of sex in the first place
JMO says:
OHoney says:
I Go There says:
I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude.
Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot every inch of her should be covered.
Thats what i call and given.
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*scoots closer real slowly so nobody notices and calls me fast*
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JMO
It was more to that.. you might want to read the rest of it.
Confession #3: I wanna phuck on of my employees… so bad. I accidentally walked in on him in the men’s bathroom and I couldn’t close my mouth.
He handsome, smart, very nice and younger than me by 6 years.
.
.
.
.
Oh, yea, he’s married.
(pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)
Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
@ChocD
I won’t lie, watching those vids with a chick being rammed in both holes at once is SOOOOO hot!
@Yall
Make a choice and stick with it ONE CHOICE not two
Zoe B. says:
Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night…..
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Honey
106
@Zoe B.
@Yso, I aint changing NUFFIN til you give us a real confession
I know your namesake “Ann” is boring but geesh you can’t be that way 
@Pryn & Zoe
Confession #3: I wanna phuck on of my employees… so bad. I accidentally walked in on him in the men’s bathroom and I couldn’t close my mouth.
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How do you accidentally walk in on someone? And since you couldn’t close your mouth he wasn’t clever enough to mark his territory
Lemme find out you droppin pannies for Mr. Goodbars
JMO says:
OutsidetheBox says:
I really like candy.
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Zoe B. says:
Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night…..
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@iHEART
I don’t have any real confessions. I’m as pure as the driven snow.
Confession: I would perfer to watch girl on girl porn cause I
seeing chicks 
**Drip
**Drip
**Drip
thought I would provide the background music…
Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
I’m st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible
I got girlies half naked that **** look like the grotto
How your waist anorexic and then your ass is colossal, whoop
Drop that ass make it boomerang
Take my belt off bitch I’m Pootie Tang
Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today
**** that you gonna get some dick today
We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews befoe
@Yall o sorry boo, I’ missed #106
Ole Fast As$
YSoSrs says:
@iHEART
I don’t have any real confessions. I’m as pure as the driven snow.
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Lies told on SR
Bambi on the bumper..
*rings PETA from the grave*
Choco, I know… And since I already had the young one, I’m not gonna bed the old one. #notgonnabedtheyoungoneasfarasicanseegoingforward
Dagnabit
But, hey, that still can be my fantasy
Im sorry but that explains so much about your comments!
@IGO … I read it and I think you meant to say if you cant, not if you can but yea …
@Ann …
Zoe B. says:
Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night
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@iheart
It depends on my mood…ion really like watching chicks
but … 
action is hot to me….
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
But, hey, that still can be my fantasy
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:whispers: From one Virgo to another I know you already will have both and neither will be the wiser
Choco aka Hippie says:
We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews befoe
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So y’all getting it in while Jesus is watching
:dingdingding: @Honey
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Naija, you don’t want stimulation down there? #serious
I massager would relax you yo
Confession:
I love to give my honey oral transactions especially when we are on the highway. Hopefully this chit doesnt kill us both one day
<—-JUst came back from lunch, lost as hell and gonna log off for the day. Yall (all Yall) have a safe and happy weekend.
I actually prefer men with smaller penises
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I’ve never heard that before. I’ve heard chicks say they don’t like huge peens but never heard of a petite preference.
YSoSrs says:
(pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)
Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
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YSO
They aint ready…
OutsidetheBox says:
Im sorry but that explains so much about your comments!
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Who OTB
@Choco The restroom on our floor is broken. Had to use the restroom on a different floor and wasn’t paying attention to the signs cause I was playing on my phone.
He just has this sly look on his face. He looked at his penis then looked and me, up and down, like “You like what you see, I like what I see too”.
Choco aka Hippie says:
We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews befoe
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@ChocD
Confession:
I was giving an ex head on the highway while we were taking a road trip and a truck driver looked down and saw me…he honked, my dude gave him a
, and I got turned on by it all!
Wow @ the blind item!
MZ D dont leave they just doing confessions gone confess something before you leave
@naija…
Don’t Jesus see us anyway
I Go There says:
YSO
They aint ready…
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Don’t speak for me……….
@MzDimp folks are doing confessions/fantasies (sexual of course…don’t go but if you must
happy weekend
So y’all getting it in while Jesus is watching
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He knows ALL He Sees ALL
He just has this sly look on his face. He looked at his penis then looked and me, up and down, like “You like what you see, I like what I see too”.
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Yeah I figured he did like gettn walked in on creepy fuk
Stay tuned! I’ll be seeing them both this weekend
#2separatebusinessmtgs
Chocolate Diva says:
Confession:
I love to give my honey oral transactions especially when we are on the highway. Hopefully this chit doesnt kill us both one day
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^^^^^^ Has done this on the highway from Houston to OKC
And a few other road trips too.
@IGO
That sounds kind of mean to me. Demanding that she be willing to choke on your chick pleaser knowing that she’s working for nothing.
Does she know she’s getting her esophagus bruised with no chance of completion? And how long do you leave her down there knowing ain’t much gonna happen just from her doing that?
FeFe says:
<<<< me pulling up next to you
Confession:
I was giving an ex head on the highway while we were taking a road trip and a truck driver looked down and saw me…he honked, my dude gave him a , and I got turned on by it all!
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That’s hot
@SamYell
JMO says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews before
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*record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
I Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
(pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)
Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
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YSO
They aint ready…
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This fool here
And since I already had the young one, I’m not gonna bed the old one.
Confession:
My lil boo piece…I used to date his uncle when I was 15. My first love. [He was the one I cheated on and got preggo with another nigga baby (Proof that God don’t like ugly!)]…did my little background checks on side piece, found out who his mama was and 
He still don’t know yet. He is a bunch of years my junior…and I used to babysit him when I was with his uncle (he lived with his sister). He grew up into a right fine young man. Aint my fault.
Shuddup yall.
Yall still crazy says:
#2separatebusinessmtgs
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Is that what you young folk are calling it these days?
Choco aka Hippie says:
He knows ALL He Sees ALL
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True, True True
Chocolate Diva says:
Confession:
I love to give my honey oral transactions especially when we are on the highway. Hopefully this chit doesnt kill us both one day
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Me too!
change says:
@naija…
Don’t Jesus see us anyway
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OHoney says:
I Go There says:
YSO
They aint ready…
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Don’t speak for me……….
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my bad Honey…
Should I take it back?
@ Iheart err body know all my cofessions they are tame sex outside folks wathcing or head at work sex at work in the conference room normal stuff
Confession: My lil boo piece…I used to date his uncle when I was 15. My first love. [He was the one I cheated on and got preggo with another nigga baby (Proof that God don’t like ugly!)]…did my little background checks on side piece, found out who his mama was and
He still don’t know yet. He is a bunch of years my junior…and I used to babysit him when I was with his uncle (he lived with his sister). He grew up into a right fine young man. Aint my fault.
Shuddup yall.
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Ok I had to read this a couple times before I figured out who did what
My boothang doesn’t let the whole transaction happen either, he be like “ok, get on top” or some ish.
But he doesn’t have Igo’s issue, I’ve made that happen before.
Judging OTB Ole baby cougar azz
Naija @iHeart. And @Naija I wasnt trying to be mean or anything IJS your comments about sex and relationships mean a lot more now. Thats all!
Question:
How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
That sounds kind of mean to me. Demanding that she be willing to choke on your chick pleaser knowing that she’s working for nothing.
Does she know she’s getting her esophagus bruised with no chance of completion? And how long do you leave her down there knowing ain’t much gonna happen just from her doing that?
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YSO
A woman that LOVES to suck dyck… That wont matter.
Its still a turn on she just wont get the special shake… thats all
I gots a confession:
Received oral one day driving, never in my life have I experienced such an O
@Choco
COnfession: I once hid my grandma’s dentures then forgot where I hid them.
Confession: I get turned on by hearing my neighbors
Confession: I flucked my husband in his office in front of a window right before he was about to deploy to Iraq
I Go There says:
take that shyt back like you don’t want it no more, make sure you kept the receipt though 
my bad Honey…
Should I take it back?
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@YSo
I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
YSoSrs says:
Question:
How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way
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Me. Its a turn on for me so I actually enjoy doing it.
Ms.kaylamomma says:
JMO says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews before
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*record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
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Fe :rofl : i didnt recognize him at all! but when he said who his mama was light bulbs was just popping in my head..
And it was all coming back to me, I almost said “oh you and your sister were some terrible kids!”
Yall still crazy says:
I Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
(pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)
Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
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YSO
They aint ready…
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This fool here
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Oh you believed his font??
FeFe says:
<<<< me lookin for JMO
@YSo
I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
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*fans self*
*sits next to Igo again*
Confession: I like to climax in chicks mouths tell them not to swallow so I can see it run out of there mouth and use the D to wipe it up and put it back in there mouths
@FEFE
Monster sized peens are overrated and unnecessary. Only about one-third of the vagina has any nerve endings. Everything else is just *ahem* filler. But someone once said they liked to feel “filled up” so…
@Eazy
It turns me on too…so I actually would prefer if he DIDN’T finish…
YSoSrs says:
Question:
How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?
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I had an ex like this. He wasn’t turned on by head. Only by ****ing me. No matter what I did, he just wouldn’t cum. I felt like it was me but then he went to prison and now his name is “Larryina”.
Baby cougar = cub
No Honey, for real
#immahustlerbaby
OTB. The young one is almost 30 
and the older brother is a fine azz 49 y.o. *fans self*
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OHoney says:
I Go There says:
my bad Honey…
Should I take it back?
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take that shyt back like you don’t want it no more, make sure you kept the receipt though
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I take it back…
Plus you read the disclaimer and you seemed cool with it.
Ms.kaylamomma says:
YSoSrs says:
Question:
How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?
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@Larryina 
I had an ex like this. He wasn’t turned on by head. Only by ****ing me. No matter what I did, he just wouldn’t cum. I felt like it was me but then he went to prison and now his name is “Larryina”.
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Is getting him to c*m the the only goal?
Not the goal for me and I dont like it in or near my mouth so i def. dont want him to “make” it…sometimes you just wanna suck a dong. More foreplay then “the play” .
OutsidetheBox says:
And since I already had the young one, I’m not gonna bed the old one.
Confession:
My lil boo piece…I used to date his uncle when I was 15. My first love. [He was the one I cheated on and got preggo with another nigga baby (Proof that God don’t like ugly!)]…did my little background checks on side piece, found out who his mama was and 
He still don’t know yet. He is a bunch of years my junior…and I used to babysit him when I was with his uncle (he lived with his sister). He grew up into a right fine young man. Aint my fault.
Shuddup yall.
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@Fefe I would be pissed if he did
RAWR @ The Cub
ALBoy says:
Confession: I like to climax in chicks mouths tell them not to swallow so I can see it run out of there mouth and use the D to wipe it up and put it back in there mouths
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*clears throat*
@OTB no biggie…with the exception of few things I’m really a prude…if I could go back I’d be a lot more free but I’m set in my ways now
Ms.kaylamomma says:
No matter what I did, he just wouldn’t cum. I felt like it was me but then he went to prison and now his name is “Larryina”.
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Fuk’n
@YSo
They really are…maybe I was traumatized or something…my first had an elephant sized dyck, just imagine me, being a virgin, having to take all that in…ever since him I think I just didn’t want that experience anymore because he was TOO big…but most of the guys after had decent sized dycks, just nothing out of this world…
ALBoy says:
Confession: I like to climax in chicks mouths tell them not to swallow so I can see it run out of there mouth and use the D to wipe it up and put it back in there mouths
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Dawg… aint that some sexy shait
WOW
Sooo
@MSKAYLA
Not “Larryina” though?!
@ CD what?
“Larryina”
OHoney says:
FeFe says:
<<<< me lookin for JMO
@YSo
I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
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*fans self*
*sits next to Igo again*
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I'll always be around the muthafuggin kona
fcking
@ Larryina
@ Denise Language young lady Language
@Naija
You my e-homie, but methinks you just haven’t had the right ahem “experience” yet…not saying I don’t get you, but dang girl…sex is the chit!
Have you hit your 30′s yet???
Question:
How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?
Nobody’s ever wanted me to finish
Even if I wanted to #theybetoothirstyforthecooch
Confession: I like to
my husband until his body jerks and he makes me stop 
JMO says:
Yall still crazy says:
I Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
(pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)
Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
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YSO
They aint ready…
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This fool here
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Oh you believed his font??
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Denise please…. This aint Martin from the NAVY
You gotta be THIS TALL to ride the rides round here.
NaijaGal says:
I’m really a prude…if I could go back I’d be a lot more free but I’m set in my ways now
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It’s really cool of you to engage in this topic with us instead of turning your nose up.
I remember a “prude” chick in here during one of our Fridays and she wasn’t like you.
She was all “eww ya’ll talkin about sex on a blog”
AND my lil boo a “rapper” and chit and be sending me lyrics and chit
Yall just jealous! 
Yeah it be misspelled and I wont ever go nowhere with him but whatever!
*record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
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Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
iheart says:
Confession: I like to
my husband until his body jerks and he makes me stop 
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Now that is some chit right there!!!
if I could go back I’d be a lot more free but I’m set in my ways now
Chile please. A man can unset many a ways. Expecially in older age. Just keep on living.
record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
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Choco says:
Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
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*confession*
“I WORK HAWD, BISH!”
#tisall
ALBoy says:
@ Denise Language young lady Language
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*erases my response to your comment 218*
@OTB
Go to the
with that chit! 
@ “lyrics misspelled” and chit…
Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
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He was shampooing the carpets….
@Choco
I literally just hollered out at yo crazy ass. I swear yall need help
OutsidetheBox says:
AND my lil boo a “rapper” and chit and be sending me lyrics and chit Yall just jealous! Yeah it be misspelled and I wont ever go nowhere with him but whatever!
Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
I Go There says:
JMO says:
Yall still crazy says:
I Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
(pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)
Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
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YSO
They aint ready…
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This fool here
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Oh you believed his font??
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Denise please…. This aint Martin from the NAVY
You gotta be THIS TALL to ride the rides round here.
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OutsidetheBox says:
AND my lil boo a “rapper” and chit and be sending me lyrics and chit Yall just jealous! Yeah it be misspelled and I wont ever go nowhere with him but whatever!
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O I am literally crying
I am so glad my
booboss isn’t here todayiheart says:
Confession: I like to
my husband until his body jerks and he makes me stop 
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Well damn, bish! **in my Paris Hilton voice** “That’s hot”
OHoney says:
FeFe says:
@YSo
I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
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*fans self*
*sits next to Igo again*
<<<< me lookin for JMO
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Sit on over here an see what happens.
Am I supposed to love performing fellatio? Cause…um…
@OTB … I can’t right now … I just can’t
*confession
One very unclear night I was very intoxicated after a night of clubbing and I engaged in a 3some
Killing thing is, I think we forgot the dude was there. He was pissed!! 
Last confession: I wanna see my husband get
by another chick
@FeFe I’m about to be 32…I was literally shelthered and that carried with me into college…I get turned on, I enjoyed oral when I was having sex but once penetration hits I’m ready for it to be over
@OHoney
:poopcorn:
because he was TOO big…
Ian? Red nigga? Super fine? AND he tried to get me in the bathroom in the dark…but I went to the preggo girls school I KNOW I need to check out your schtick….well he had wrapped a red condom round it and
I have never ran so fast in my life. My girl had to go and retrieve my panties for me. 
Got out the shower once and was on :seigheil:. Bm was laying on the bed on her back talking on the phone with her head kinda off the mattress. I bopped on the forehead. Later she had a bruise. Said folks at work thought she might be getting beat. If they only knew.
Confession : I lost my virginity to D.L. Hughley when I was 17…
@Eazy
Your confession reminds me of that Jamie Foxx standup when he was at the Playboy mansion and the two chicks forgot he was in the room!
*hopes no one remembers my “Teeny”*
Denise please…. This aint Martin from the NAVY
You gotta be THIS TALL to ride the rides round here.
I see IGo talking sht again.
@OTB I’m working on it…like a 12 step program…1 day at a time
Choco aka Hippie says:
*record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
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Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
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Girl, was he cleaning the “Baptism Pool”?
Am I supposed to love performing fellatio?
MMMMHHHHHHmmmmm
I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t love doing it 
#judgeme 
Don’t do it UNLESS you do love doing it. The right man will make you love making him feel good
@OTB
He was a red nigga and he was fine, but his name wasn’t Ian…lol…I was in college when I lost my virginity..
Zoe says:
To DL the man or while he was on TV 
Confession : I lost my virginity to D.L. Hughley when I was 17…
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I remember a “prude” chick in here during one of our Fridays and she wasn’t like you.
Honey them chicks who used to be on in the morning, ugh they used to kill me oh they was talking bout sex all night on Sandra blog. (so that means they read the thread…right?)
So glad their fonts are few and far between now!
*Sits on IGo’s lap, grabs his face so all his attention is on me*
you said something?
My girl had to go and retrieve my panties for me.
Zoe B. says:
Confession : I lost my virginity to D.L. Hughley when I was 17…
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Logs back in to say SKEEEERRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!
@Zoe B.
Word????
how was it???
Confession…
Turns out Naija and I have a lot in common. Now, that’s all y’all are gonna get from me. Nosy heffas.
He was shampooing the carpets….
Confession i like to be completly quiet when a chick is giving head give no signs of when Im about to release and let go in her mouth and watch the response.
first time I did this chick spit cum on my stomach and rubbed it in my shirt I wiped it with my hand and stuck it in her mouth made me hard smanged real hard from then on she swallowed
YSoSrs says:
Am I supposed to love performing fellatio? Cause…um…
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Well the cunning Liguist in me says you should…
There is nothing better than a woman that loves to get her fellatio on.
@ Ohoney I wasnt gone say nothin bout yo dude
@Fefe He was very upset with me, he had all of it planned out…got me super drunk so I would do it and all he got was a peep show
I bopped on the forehead
ALBoy says:
Confession i like to be completly quiet when a chick is giving head give no signs of when Im about to release and let go in her mouth and watch the response.
first time I did this chick spit cum on my stomach and rubbed it in my shirt I wiped it with my hand and stuck it in her mouth made me hard smanged real hard from then on she swallowed
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Oh my…….
OHoney says:
*Sits on IGo’s lap, grabs his face so all his attention is on me*
you said something?
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I said… sitting close you might get in some trouble.
Bye Heart!
@YSo
I can tell you that I LOVE to get on the mic when the mood is right…it’s a HUGE turn on for me when the man is LOVING that chit!
@ZOE
I always thought D.L. was cute and funny. Was he any good though?
OutsidetheBox says:
He was shampooing the carpets….
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ALBoy says:
I’m glad you wasn’t lookn for revenge from when I called you out earlier
@ Ohoney I wasnt gone say nothin bout yo dude
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Thanks Al
YSoSrs says:
I see IGo talking sht again.
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YEP
Confession:
I actually come faster and harder when I get titty fcked and he busts all in between them…
NaijaGal says:
@FeFe I’m about to be 32…I was literally shelthered and that carried with me into college…I get turned on, I enjoyed oral when I was having sex but once penetration hits I’m ready for it to be over
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*Picks up Megaphone
Can we get a stunt Puzzay to isle 4
I repeat Stunt Puzzay Isle 4
That is all.
Zoe, were yall in a bed? #nosey
Confession
I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
I Go There says:
NaijaGal says:
@FeFe I’m about to be 32…I was literally shelthered and that carried with me into college…I get turned on, I enjoyed oral when I was having sex but once penetration hits I’m ready for it to be over
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*Picks up Megaphone
Can we get a stunt Puzzay to isle 4
I repeat Stunt Puzzay Isle 4
That is all.
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Zoe, tell us more. He seems corny.
#Cubbing
:shoutouttoBrown:
ALBoy says:
Confession
I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
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Stanley “steaming” Nicole
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@CHOCD
WHat is so crazy he always kept me with him at all times this is how it was difficult to believe of his infidilities
I stalled and made him suck my nipples for 15 minutes, he’s average size, I told him I was 20 and had him drop me off at some random house I said was mine, then called my Mom to pick me up
fcking
@ #cubbing 
I also see IGo being “helpful” with the stunt puzzies again.
the rapper respect me and chit cause im “an older woman”…so he dont fukk with me in public but I be somewhere watching that ding a ling like a hawk!
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Im surprised @Man hasn’t jumped in on this conversation …
Confession:
Watching the dyck throw up makes me extremely hot…like I LOVE to see the initial shoot out!
ALBoy says:
Confession
I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
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Keep talking
OutsidetheBox says:
the rapper respect me and chit cause im “an older woman”…so he dont fukk with me in public but I be somewhere watching that ding a ling like a hawk!
#Cubbing
*wolf howls*
Confession:
Watching the dyck throw up makes me extremely hot…like I LOVE to see the initial shoot out!
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@ dyck throw up but I like that chit 
Watching the dyck throw up makes me extremely hot…like I LOVE to see the initial shoot out!
and if it taste good 
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then called my Mom to pick me up
My mama woulda made you walk!!!! *thinking bout the time she made me and BFF walk from somewhere we had no business being*
@JMO
He’s probably in a dark corner somewhere jerking his chicken at all of this.
YSoSrs says:
I also see IGo being “helpful” with the stunt puzzies again.
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Im here to help
ALBoy says:
Confession
I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
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*clears throat again*
Confession
I love it when Im deep in that thang and she is about to cum and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face
Ok, I have to ask you guys a question…I have a co-worker who has been dating this guy for a little over a month now…she said the sex was off the chain for the first two weeks, but her dumb azz was letting him fck her raw..so then she decided that she didn’t want to be dumb anymore and made him use a condom, well when he went to reach for it, she said his dyck went down and he couldn’t get it back up….and for the last month or so they have not had sex at all because he can’t get it up…what the fck do you guys think is going on with this dude??? I’m confuzzed…and and btw, they are alabaster…just thought I’d add that if it makes any difference…
Confession:
I once had an orgasm from riding a washer machine.
and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face
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#GUILTY
Good lawwwwdd!
@MSKAYLA
You okay?
(hands you a church fan I stole when CHOCO and her ex wasn’t looking)
@YSO … I know right
Al Boy says:
Confession
I love it when Im deep in that thang and she is about to cum and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face
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**whispers MARRY ME”
Loves when my ex used to be so into
that when my friend came over he was still on top of me by the time she entered my room he was famous for not giving a fuk!
what the fck do you guys think is going on with this dude???
Hmmm. That happened with my Aquarius. He was cheating tho… IDk about this one…
(hands you a church fan I stole when CHOCO and her ex wasn’t looking)
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@OTB
That’s what I was thinking at first, but apparently this dude is all up in her azz all the time and just wants to lay up and watch tv now…like he went from 10 to 0 just like that…
@CHOCO
Maybe I should be handing her something that vibrates instead.
@Fe
the female fukd up she should’ve started him on condoms now his dyck won’t rise when he needs a umbrella to throw up in
FeFe says:
made him use a condom, well when he went to reach for it, she said his dyck went down and he couldn’t get it back up….and for the last month or so they have not had sex at all because he can’t get it up…what the fck do you guys think is going on with this dude??? I’m confuzzed…and and btw, they are alabaster…just thought I’d add that if it makes any difference…
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Wait……..this sounds too familiar. I never let dude go naked but ummmm he’d be rock solid until he got the condom in his hand
he too was “alabaster” (well Hispanic)
@YSO
MsKay is about to let go all over this post talking AHEM
I like when a chic grinds her puss against my chest and cums on top of me… that right there is the shait.
@Choco
But is it that simple??? Like apparently she tried to just do it again raw but he still can’t move on mentally from the chit…
*takes notes from what he says he likes*
@OHoney
That’s crazy…like ion get it…but I do agree that she fcked up by not starting off the right way…
@FE
Then the chemistry between them is off – my friend had to use a condom at first and then we graduated to no condom – if he put a condom on now he would have a problem with keeping it up and for some guyz I think its pyschological
But it is guaranteed to kill any boners and dry up and juices cause it’s about the Demi Moore 911 call.
I like when a chic grinds her puss against my chest and cums on top of me…
#GUILTY
@Fe
Its prolly a mental thang his nasty ass prolly neva straps up so the thought of not feeling the pussy turns him off
Choco aka Hippie says:
@FE
Then the chemistry between them is off – my friend had to use a condom at first and then we graduated to no condom – if he put a condom on now he would have a problem with keeping it up and for some guyz I think its pyschological
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thats what Im thinking, her asking to use one after he is comfortable going raw has threw him off
to kill any boners and dry up and juices
We can take our confessions to a new post to fill up
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Confession
I like hitting it from the back choking her with one hand rubbing the c!it with the other
FeFe says:
that made me think about all the other women he probably went naked in……..
@OHoney
That’s crazy…like ion get it…but I do agree that she fcked up by not starting off the right way…
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Girl, can you imagine… I was READY and this thing just goes limp
every time…. so then this one time I was like “do all the stuff you doing but this time do it with the condom already in your hand.
That worked for 3 minutes longer than normal.
He kept apologizing then he asked to go without
Needless to say, we didn’t last long (pun intended)
@Choco
Yeah you’re right…I agree, but she can’t get past the fact that they should be still having hot crazy sex and she’s getting ready to break up with him and move on to a new guy…
her asking to use one after he is comfortable going raw has threw him off
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Right he’s prolly like what a dummy now ya know she should’ve been disciplined from the beginning
ALBoy says:
Confession
I love it when Im deep in that thang and she is about to cum and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face
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**goes to find a new pair of panties**
@YSo and Choco
@Alboy is doing too much and it is turning me ALL THE WAY ON!!!!!
OHoney says:
FeFe says:
that made me think about all the other women he probably went naked in……..
@OHoney
That’s crazy…like ion get it…but I do agree that she fcked up by not starting off the right way…
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Girl, can you imagine… I was READY and this thing just goes limp
every time…. so then this one time I was like “do all the stuff you doing but this time do it with the condom already in your hand.
That worked for 3 minutes longer than normal.
He kept apologizing then he asked to go without
Needless to say, we didn’t last long (pun intended)
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That would make me second guess his azz too
@FeFe
Man don’t like going backwards. Usually you use a condom until you build enough trust to go raw. Maybe he thinks she was protecting him from her potential whorish ways.
I like it when he hits me from the back and tells me to play with my klit I thought I lose every muscle in my body
@Choco and Eazy
But she said she even offered to go raw again and he STILL couldn’t do nothing…
@MsKay
Ahem
@SamYell
I agree…
@Fe
Thats why I said the chemistry is off now hindsight he prolly think she immature to go backwards and thinks she’s kool to watch tv and drink beer but the BECKY he really bussn down live 20 minutes away
I agree, but she can’t get past the fact that they should be still having hot crazy sex and she’s getting ready to break up with him and move on to a new guy
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She should he basically telling her he’s not that into her
Can we move to the drinking donkey urine and sperm post?
@Choco
I hear you…and I agree with that too…she’s not with it all!
*proposes to Al like Chrissy did Jim*
TO THE SEMEN POST >>>>>>>>> CHARGGGGGGGGGGEEEEE
@ Kayla I had to post that one but dayum
that would end my game right there