VH1 Developing Scripted Show About Fictional Cheerleaders

Word has it that VH1 is developing another fully scripted TV series after scoring high ratings with 'Single Ladies'.

VH1 discovered that dealing with amateurs (such as NeNe Leakes and Sheree), who think they're celebrities, is really difficult because after awhile they start thinking they're too good to toss water on each other and call each other bitches every week.

Besides that, VH1 knows that more and more of their viewers are catching on to the fact that these reality shows are 100% fake.

So following the success of fully scripted 'Single Ladies', VH1 is developing another fully scripted series -- this one is based on a fictional cheerleading team, according to celebrity groupie Jill.

“Bounce” will center on the fictional L.A. devils and their dance team, the Devil Girls; specifically, one young lady who dreams of being a part of the Devil Girls (following in her disapproving mother’s foosteps), and works her way onto the team, only to learn just how cut-throat and competitive it is.

Sanaa Hamri is the director, she also directed the basketball themed film Just Wright and a pilot is scheduled to shoot in March. Source

The way I understand it, real cheerleaders are forced to sign strict contracts that calls for professionalism on and off the field. I'm guessing it was difficult for VH1 to find real cheerleaders who were willing to toss water on each other and call each other bitches every week.

  • EB

    I starting to get tired of all these reality shows :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/binkii52 Binki

    I thought RHOA was a Bravo show not VH1

  • Hershey

    ...and call each other bytches every week :rofl :rofl:

    Guess Evelyn, Tami, Nene, Kim Z, All them heaux's from LHH are busy cause they would gladly sign on to CONTINUE calline each other bytches

  • Kimbo

    Great..just what we need VH1...another "real life" television show to make non-mutha freakin factors famous for nothing... :rolleyes:

  • lovezoe

    They should have gotten the cheerleader from the Raiders. :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Binki says:

    I thought RHOA was a Bravo show not VH1

    ____________________

    hehehehehehehe :hahaha:

  • NaijaGal

    Becoming a Dallas Cheerleader is a reality show

  • West Coast Chick

    offtopic: has anyone seen the Howard Stern show with Chelsey Handler? :rofl: this shyt is hilarious :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Eb, Binki :hug: :hug:

  • kahmmillion

    I don't like the sound of this show. And, why is Becky's ribs and pelvis sticking out so much more than Royce's?

  • Kimbo

    Think imma start my own television network and see if I can make some money the VH1, BRAVO, MTV way..... :thinking:

  • Strawberrys and cream

    SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma :coffee: why not :blink:

  • Hershey

    :offtopic:

    Who would have imagined that flashy singer and dancer Beyoncé would be considered a political figure?

    A course at Rutger’s University suggests the performer’s appearance, lyrics, and public appeal reflect that of something bigger than mere entertainment. She could be setting the standard and making a statement with all the images she puts forth through music.

    Kevin Allred, a doctoral student and lecturer in Rutgers’ Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, where he teaches “Politicizing Beyoncé,” thinks so – though, he says, the artist may not be “political” in the traditional sense of the word.

    “This isn’t a course about Beyoncé’s political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama’s inauguration weekend,” he says. Rather, the performer’s music and career are used as lenses to explore American race, gender, and sexual politics. Allred pairs Beyoncé’s music videos and lyrics with readings from the Black feminist canon, including the writings of bell hooks, Alice Walker, and even abolitionist Sojourner Truth.

    “Politicizing Beyoncé” emerged from Allred’s four semesters teaching Women’s Studies 101 at Rutgers, during which he and his students, both male and female, often discussed the thin line Beyoncé walks as a sex kitten-cum-girl power role model.

    “She certainly pushes boundaries,” Allred says. “While other artists are simply releasing music, she’s creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona.”

    Course topics include the extent of Beyoncé’s control over her own aesthetic, whether her often half-naked body is empowered or stereotypical, and her more racy performances as her alter ego, “Sasha Fierce.” In-class discussions often lead to other vocalists, including Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Lady Gaga, and contemporary musicians who embrace the soul singing tradition like Adele and the late Amy Winehouse

    :rofl: Gone then Beyonce! Waiting on OTB to come Stan for her girl :waiting:

  • EB

    :hi: makeup maven

  • http://www.facebook.com/binkii52 Binki

    @WCC yes I saw it. That's what 50 gets...always doggin chicks out and now he got played

  • NaijaGal

    @WCC I saw it and all I can say is Chelsea does not have a fcuk to give to Curtis or Joan

  • Mother Jefferson

    Binki says:

    I thought RHOA was a Bravo show not VH1
    --------------
    Me too :blink:

  • http://www.facebook.com/binkii52 Binki

    Tatted!! :waves:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    @Chocolate Diva :dance: :welcome:

  • CFREE

    Another dizzie hoe show yay :yawn:

  • Eazy

    Yeah I wont be watching this either :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Binki and NaijaGal- it was hella funny how they all were tryin to remember Ciara's name :rofl:

    but yeah, he had no business dealing with her to begin with, so hey, fair game :rofl:

  • Hershey

    Is that CD up there? *squinting*

  • The Makeup Maven

    Where you been Binki? :waiting:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    another reality show... **sigh** shyt is old!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/missbl0ndee SunnyK

    Sooooo VH1 Is bring back HELL CATS?! Sounds like the same premise sorta

    Remember the Days when Music Channels Played....MUSIC :sips tea:

  • West Coast Chick

    Strawberrys and cream says:

    SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma why not

    ___________________

    :blink: do they know Oprah like that? Welp, I guess its a better fit than to trust the baby with Solo..I mean, she keep referring to the baby as an "it" :shrugs:

    but what about Kelly Rowland?? why a famous stranger friend and not someone you actually know? :shrugs:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ Binki: I was using NeNe and Sheree as examples of really fake reality show stars.

  • Hershey

    @ West Coast that story was on Fakeout's site, I wouldn't believe it :shrugs: Oprah interviewed JayZ a few times and Bey too, but I have never heard they were like that

  • change

    :yawn:
    Babe :kiss:

  • prynsexxx

    That YT girls ribs look like Evelyns "abs".

    @Tatted :2dance: <------ dancing to Rick James' (sp) "You and I"....b/c it's so late in the day, and my co-workers ain't about SHYT!

    :whistle:
    chorus
    Cuz they all can go to HEEEELLLLLLLL! LOL

    :hi: to EVERYBODY....and :welcome: back CD!

  • Strawberrys and cream

    West Coast Chick says:

    Strawberrys and cream says:

    SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma why not

    ___________________

    do they know Oprah like that? Welp, I guess its a better fit than to trust the baby with Solo..I mean, she keep referring to the baby as an “it”

    but what about Kelly Rowland?? why a famous stranger friend and not someone you actually know?
    _________________________________________

    ummm fame whores as sandramae put them need more fame whores, why not get the most powerful or richest woman inthe world hmp, :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :love: Hey Hershey

    Thanks for the welcome Naija :wink:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Hey Pryn Nice to meet you :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    Sorry :ashamed: I meant to say Rick James (RIP)

    And don't :ban: me Sandy for excessive use of smiley's. It won't happen again.

  • Yall still crazy

    :thinking: Hmmm, I wonder when The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose will be on :coffee:

    We're certainly way more interesting than all :chickenhead: that are out now :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Babe :kiss: back at'cha! I can think of some other emoticons too!

  • VDot

    Welcome back CD. Your fuggery was missed. :grill:

    As for this show, I have no desire to see this chit! I aint like nan one of those :cheer: Bring it On movies.

    S/N Anyone see the latest Bad Girls Club? :dance:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn :2dance: <--- My fake Louis Bow because its the ONLY thing I can afford w/my refund, since I don't have no seeds!

    #hatesanyonethatreceivesearnedincomecredit
    #dontletmeseeyourrefundbecauseimmastealthatbish
    #willripyoutheefuggoffifirunintoabishthatget3thousandormore
    #thinkimplaying

    :coffee:

  • candibfly

    why does the day drag by slower when u come in late? :-|

  • http://www.facebook.com/binkii52 Binki

    @WCC they were really killing themselves trying to remember then she pronounced it See-Ar-ah lol karma is a beyotch and 50 needed this

    @Tatted I been around lol yall type too fast on here. It's hard to keep up on this dayum EVO . I need a day with the comp lol

    @Sandra I got ya :wink:

  • candibfly

    :warning: watch out

    DUTMSOUMGB

  • Ms.Fashion

    Strawberrys and cream says:

    SOOOO oprah wifnery is BLUE IVY god momma why not
    _______________________

    They trying everything in their power to make that girl sooooo special. Its not enough that she is special based on the fact that she is their first child alone. They trying to make sure they in the will!!!! Why wasn't Gwenyth or Kelly Chosen. Kelly licked her boots enough to earn that title!!! Their names not big enough??? I thought that one purpose of godparents was to take care over if something happened to the child. Oprah old self will not be here that long on earth to do that!!!!

    I am not mad at them but serious side eye.......mainly towards JayZ because this has him written all over it. Is it me or does he seem like a boot licker to the people who are really wealthy? Just happy to be in the meeting and not involved in decisions.

  • Kimbo

    VDot says:

    Welcome back CD. Your fuggery was missed.

    As for this show, I have no desire to see this chit! I aint like nan one of those Bring it On movies.

    S/N Anyone see the latest Bad Girls Club?
    _____________________________

    I saw this mess.....this show and the acting gets worse every season.....I was mad at the crazy ish the blond hair'd girl doing...had to change the channel....

  • Ms.Fashion

    oops Winfrey

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: V Dot

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Binki - Oooh, I see! Well, we miss you! :yes:

  • AprilRain

    Ok #1-Royce is better than because there is no way in H3LL I could do what she's doin in the air..whew, ain't no way...

    #2-Sandi-What do you mean all reality shows are fake? :surprised: I thought Love and Hip Hop was real...my bad... :coffee:

  • VDot

    @ Kimbo - :rofl: I'm a sucka for super trashy/bottom of the barrel reality tv shows. I love to see them :duel:. Old crazy blond girl look like she may get over on few of them. :karate:

  • http://www.twitter.com/missbl0ndee SunnyK

    OMG BGC 8 Was just RATCHETT!!! Thats the only words i can think of to explain this season

  • Kimbo

    @ VDOT

    I know right, me too.....but when they were showing that blond girl sitting on her bed like she was talking to herself i was like..... :shocked:

    She almost worse that the voodoo chick from last season....

  • Hershey

    CD have you been back to Family Dollar? :rofl:

    Where's JMO? Bish you run one mean azz campaign! calls Pres Obama wing wing wing herro: You need JMO on your team. :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    DUTMSOUMGB

    Que? :lol:

  • Kimbo

    And I was trippin out on the girl who showed up to the house with her bra and panties on trying to pull it off as an outfit!! LOL....Pure craziness

  • Hershey

    SunnyK

    I Love Gia, she's spunky and crazy

  • VDot

    With her pepperonis out! :hahaha:

  • TiFan4Lyfe

    I like Single Ladies....I won't judge this show until I see it.

  • steph L

    :offtopic: The AJC is reporting Vanessa is joining the Basketball Wives, this should be interesting. :coffee:

  • Kimbo

    steph L says:

    The AJC is reporting Vanessa is joining the Basketball Wives, this should be interesting.
    ________________________

    That girl is about to get hella paid from VH1 for doing that show......they already know her being on the show is going to boost their ratings even more...

  • steph L

    Exactly, but some reports are saying Vanessa turned BB Wives down, we will see...what does she have to lose at this point.

  • Femme Fatale

    Great...just what we need. Drunken fools, fvckin everything that moves, fighting over a bunch of bs that doesn't matter.

    I'll give a watch. :coffee:

  • Kimbo

    @ Steph,

    I dont think she will turn it down......its not like she has anything else better to do...

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :think: How did I miss this post?? :blink:

  • Ididntreallymeanit

    I may check it out

  • Hershey

    @ JMO look at #53

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Hershey says:

    @ JMO look at #53
    _____________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Ms.Fashion

    JMO says:

    How did I miss this post??

    ______________________

    Why must your gravi be a Amistad sign???!!!! Give is Free!!!

    :hahaha:

  • Hershey

    @ Steph L are your new around these parts? :thinking:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ms.Fashion says:

    JMO says:

    How did I miss this post??

    ______________________

    Why must your gravi be a Amistad sign???!!!! Give is Free!!!

    :hahaha:
    _________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Ms.Fashion

    Give Us Free!!!

  • steph L

    Hershey says:

    @ Steph L are your new around these parts?
    _________________________________________________________________________

    I just don't log on often when I'm at work...sneaking around to get online. LOL But, I comment every now and then.

  • A.J.

    Shame on Sanaa Hamri for even wasting her time shooting this BS! I guess the time has come when good directors have to turn to reality. So sad.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

    :offtopic:

    Aunty, I saw you creating a fuss on Twitter about natural hair vs. weave....
    Ummmm, I need to see some receipts on this long hair you said you had.

  • rjk8

    @Sandra

    VH1 discovered that dealing with amateurs (such as NeNe Leakes and Sheree), who think they’re celebrities, is really difficult because after awhile they start thinking they’re too good to toss water on each other and call each other bitches every week.
    _______________________________________

    I was thinking the exact same thing while looking at the last show. It was kind of boring

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    AWWW LOOK AT ROYCE, SHE CAN EXTEND HER FIVE MINUTES OF FAME-LOL!

  • iheart

    :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :waiting:

  • NaijaGal

    Present :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :waiting:
    :popcorn:
    #Confessions ...... annnnnnd......ACTION!!!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :waiting:

  • iheart

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    Can we have a confession hour since there is not going to be a new post?

    I’ll start…

    I can lick my ankles.

    I once had sex in my aunt’s bed while they were in the front cooking.

    __________
    GO!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I need to see some receipts on this long hair you said you had

    What kind of long did she imply? Ive seen Sandra with at least APL length hair. :yes: She cut her hair bout 2yrs ago.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I already posted my second confession

    Forced Sex Slave whos next :coffee:

  • iheart

    I confessed this in the other post but I'll re-confess in here:
    I :hump: My husband on the first night :ashamed: << Not really though cause we been together 10 years and married for 8 so :shrugs:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    NaijaGal says:
    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I will too…
    ____________________________________________________________________
    Well dayum, how long before she gets the boot?
    I hope chicks ain’t out there suk’n dyks on the first night…..
    ________________________________________________________

    dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her “What wont you do” If she says she dont give head… Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.
    _________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: ... Not thank you and goodnight :lol:

  • cheeks8683

    Did sandra rose after dark move here? Is everyone accounted for? Ok proceed :popcorn:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Confession:

    Something about watching gangbangs turn me on :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    <---Still not confessing sht. Y'all gone head though. :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ok, ok. I REALLY considered giving a dude some cause he found me some new candies. :ashamed: The "Redhead Chewy Lemonhead & Friends" pack!

  • Kei_lyme

    I'm lame I have no confessions :(

  • iheart

    :whistle: @Choco

    She's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother
    She will never let your spirits down, once you get her off the street
    She likes the boys in the band, she says that I'm her all-time favorite
    When I make my move to her room it's the right time,
    She's never hard to please

    That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
    The kind of girl you read about (in new wave magazines)
    That girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
    I really love to taste her (every time we meet)
    She's all right, she's all right, that girls all right with me, yeah, he-he-he
    She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky, yeow
    Everybody sing, super freak, super freak

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Confession:

    I'm still curious about a threesome, but I want it to be with two hot men one in mouth and one in between... :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :dead: @ OTB

  • Eazy

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I Go There says:
    I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude.
    Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot every inch of her should be covered.
    Thats what i call and given.
    ___________________________________________________________
    *scoots closer real slowly so nobody notices and calls me fast*

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    WHo IGO, they head dont be good for you anyway. As you SIL Im committed to finding you a head master!
    _____________________________________________________

    OTB

    Look all you want... ill be sending them back to you upset.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    :coffee:

  • iheart

    @Yso, So I see you like my gravi huh :thumbs: :hugs:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    NaijaGal says:
    I have a friend who refuses to sex a girl who does not give oral
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I will too…
    ____________________________________________________________________
    Well dayum, how long before she gets the boot?
    I hope chicks ain’t out there suk’n dyks on the first night…..
    ________________________________________________________

    dont have to be the first night but if we start talking about sex and once I ask her “What wont you do” If she says she dont give head… Its best to just end that convo with a Thank you and good night.
    _________________________________________________________________

    … Not thank you and goodnight
    ________________________________________________

    Denise.... How I figure. :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    I like dirty talk about what you're going to do...the dirtier the better/wetter (but since I haven't had sex in years I digress)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Iheart
    And you know this MANE :wink:

  • iheart

    OHOEY!!!! I see you!! :huh:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    I have a question from the other post...If you have never gotten off from getting head, why would that even be a deal breaker for you?

  • OutsidetheBox

    I really like candy. :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Naija

    You say YEARS???? How many... #poorthingyou

  • Yall still crazy

    OFA @Honey :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    iheart says:
    OHOEY!!!! I see you!! :huh:
    ____________________________________________________________
    OutsidetheBox says:
    I really like candy. :ashamed:
    ________________________________________________________
    :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Good question Yso :yes:

    *holds mic to Igo*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Confession: I get a swell in my chest everytime I see the dude who bragged to our mutual friends about me doing him on I75 South. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    confession
    this is turning me on a lil :kona:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    :stop:

    No hugs as long as you have that Gravi. I might not be responsible for my actions. :coffee:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Confession:

    Something about watching gangbangs turn me on :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me too!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ OTB

  • Yall still crazy

    FeFe says:

    Confession:

    I’m still curious about a threesome, but I want it to be with two hot men one in mouth and one in between…

    :cosign: Since I didn't have a confession, I will agree with the above :coffee:

    Choco, remember them two brothers from across the street from my family member's house?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My ego is stroked everytime my kitty gets eaten and he just can't get enough :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude.
    Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot every inch of her should be covered.
    Thats what i call and given.
    ____________________________________________________________
    *scoots closer real slowly so nobody notices and calls me fast*
    _________________________________________________________________

    ___/ *knocks your azz off the couch*

  • NaijaGal

    @FeFe 6

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    Vaguely but go ahead what happened

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    FeFe says:

    Confession:

    I’m still curious about a threesome, but I want it to be with two hot men one in mouth and one in between… :coffee:
    ________________________________________________________________

    ^^^ This is a good one ... :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Confession:

    I actually prefer men with smaller penises because I only get pleasure from clitoral stimulation....to the real big ones do nothing for me... :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    Naija, do you make yourself feel good? :fingerscrossed:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Confession:

    I would love to act out the fantasies they do on Pornhub.com/public disgrace

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    lol, ooops...sorry Sandra

    *Clytoral

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I really like candy. :ashamed:
    ____________________________________________

    :lol: ... Lemme find out you droppin pannies for Mr. Goodbars

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    *gets up off the floor and looks around to see if anyone saw that*
    @JMO you don't know me!!! :mad: :cuss:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Okay...Here's a pretty tame but probably suspect one...I can have sexual fantasies about a guy even when I know he's 100% gay and would never give me the time of day. There.

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    I have a question from the other post…If you have never gotten off from getting head, why would that even be a deal breaker for you?
    ________________________________________

    Just Cause I dont get off dont mean that I dont like it.
    And the wetter the better.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Naija

    6 years???? Is this intentional? *consoles you*

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Fe

    I'm with u I would love a man in every hole in me at the same time :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OHoney says:

    *gets up off the floor and looks around to see if anyone saw that*
    @JMO you don’t know me!!! :mad: :cuss:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: ... I thought I was the only one who read that... Imma Fugg around and not be mad he calls me Denise no more

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    YSoSrs says:
    Okay…Here’s a pretty tame but probably suspect one…I can have sexual fantasies about a guy even when I know he’s 100% gay and would never give me the time of day. There.
    ____________________________________________________________
    Boooooooooo
    *throws popcorn*

  • Yall still crazy

    Well, nothing happened yet, but they are mad at each other. So now when we speak, they speak down on the other.

    (hoe voice) I'm still thinking about bringing them together.

    (my voice) But I don't know what they'll both say :shrug: They are both fine, with different looks, but their age difference is almost 20 yrs :shrug: They both want me. I used to date the younger brother, but the older one always wanted to kick it too.

    At the present, I am still just cool with them.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    YSoSrs says:

    Okay…Here’s a pretty tame but probably suspect one…I can have sexual fantasies about a guy even when I know he’s 100% gay and would never give me the time of day. There.

    _________

    Oh this is NOTHING...I do this ALL OF THE TIME...and don't gaf about the fact that he may or may not be gay, bi, or whatever...if he's hot he will make ME hot... :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    Confession My boyfriend's mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night..... :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    This former Real Housewife of Atlanta cast member used to be one of my personal favorites when she was on the show.

    My feelings for her honestly didn’t change until way after she got the boot from RHOA, when I was approached on some ‘ol confrontational type ish when I spilled the TEA about her divorce and her fake name.

    Since I’m already on her sh*t list, posting this new “blind Item” shouldn’t make a big difference, but I’m almost positive I’ll still hear about it even though I didn’t write it. But whatEV…

    So without further adieu, take a long sip of industry TEA on an ex-housewife that may (or may not) be named “Lisa Wu-Hartwell“…

    Courtesy of JackyJasper:

    “She slept with Ralph Tresvant while he was married to his wife Shelly. She smashed Teddy Riley while he was married to his wife Donna, she lived with Curtis Conway until he met and married Laila Ali. But her biggest come up was when she married Ed Hartwell.

    This chic went on a reality television show pretending to be educated, wealthy, monogamous, honest, in love, trust worthy, a mother and wife. By the second season she was exposed as a liar and manipulator.

    She refuses to acknowledge the truth, and she’s a sneaky messy liar. Don’t believe me.. Ask Andy Cohen.

    Chic is so desperate to be seen on television, that it really destroyed her when she got fired (she didn’t read the Bravo contract properly). She lied and said two years ago that she was filming and doing a movie with an A- list celebrity. Where is the movie?

    Don’t believe me.. Ask Robert Downey Jr.

    I also would like to understand how a woman who’s a real estate mogul never owned a home of her own.

    Once she slept in a full bed pushed against the wall until Keith Sweat saved her. I Remember when she and her sister both worked at AAA Auto Insurance. This woman could only date a man with money.

    Don’t believe me.. Ask her former millionaire husband Ed Hartwell.

    She’s so scandalous, onetime she when on a long road tour with some entertainer and lost her two children.

    Girl is a hoe, her sister and her took a trip to Las Vegas and she smashed her sisters wealthy boyfriend for $15,000. When her sister asked her where did she get the money from she told her sister ‘ Keith Sweat wired me the money’.

    Her sister called Keith on the phone and he told her ‘I didn’t give your sister a dime’.
    She ended up telling her sister the truth about smashing her boyfriend, but she told her it was all for the money.”
    Our blind item should stop chasing fame and she should focus more on being a mother. Don’t believe me.. Ask our blind items publicist Jonell Whitt.

    Jacked from Straight from the A

  • prynsexxx

    OTB says:

    doing him on I75 South.
    ________________________

    I was doing a dude on I275 East and we ended up with Bambi on the bumper. Damn near broke my neck. :ashamed:

    #iwaslivingoutmyfantasy

  • NaijaGal

    @YALL nah I don't do self pleasure at all
    @FeFe yeah it's intentional...it went from one day to 6 years...it helped that I was never a really big fan of sex in the first place

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    I will never leave a woman unsatisfied in EVERYWAY… to do that would be rude.
    Me personally, I dont want to miss a spot every inch of her should be covered.
    Thats what i call and given.
    ____________________________________________________________
    *scoots closer real slowly so nobody notices and calls me fast*
    _________________________________________________________________

    ___/ *knocks your azz off the couch*
    ______________________________________________

    JMO

    It was more to that.. you might want to read the rest of it.

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Confession #3: I wanna phuck on of my employees... so bad. I accidentally walked in on him in the men's bathroom and I couldn't close my mouth.
    He handsome, smart, very nice and younger than me by 6 years.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oh, yea, he's married.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    (pretends I didn't just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)

    Oooh Denise...What was THAT all about? :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ChocD

    I won't lie, watching those vids with a chick being rammed in both holes at once is SOOOOO hot! :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    Make a choice and stick with it ONE CHOICE not two :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Zoe B. says:
    Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night…..
    _______________________________________________________________
    :gossip:

  • Yall still crazy

    Honey :cuss: 106

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :crying: for Bambi

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Zoe B.

    :shocked: y'all both got gasoline drawers on! :lol:

  • iheart

    @Yso, I aint changing NUFFIN til you give us a real confession :mad: I know your namesake "Ann" is boring but geesh you can't be that way :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Pryn & Zoe :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Confession #3: I wanna phuck on of my employees… so bad. I accidentally walked in on him in the men’s bathroom and I couldn’t close my mouth.
    _______________________
    How do you accidentally walk in on someone? And since you couldn't close your mouth he wasn't clever enough to mark his territory :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lemme find out you droppin pannies for Mr. Goodbars

    :hahaha: you know I'd be the 1st to tell ya! :lol: I aint fukking with that chocolate though. Finally weaned myself off, save the occasional Zero or Snicker or chocolate covered pretzel..

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I really like candy. :ashamed:
    ____________________________________________

    :lol: … Lemme find out you droppin pannies for Mr. Goodbars

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :dead:

  • cheeks8683

    Zoe B. says:
    Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night…..
    _____________________________________________________________

    :ghost: they might need to interview u before u get let thru the pearly gates for that one lol!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    I don't have any real confessions. I'm as pure as the driven snow. :grin:

  • iheart

    Confession: I would perfer to watch girl on girl porn cause I :heart: seeing chicks :lick:
    **Drip
    **Drip
    **Drip

  • change

    :whistle:
    thought I would provide the background music...

    Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
    I'm st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible
    I got girlies half naked that shit look like the grotto
    How your waist anorexic and then your ass is colossal, whoop
    Drop that ass make it boomerang
    Take my belt off bitch I'm Pootie Tang
    Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today
    Fuck that you gonna get some dick today

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews befoe :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    @Yall o sorry boo, I' missed #106
    Ole Fast As$

  • iheart

    YSoSrs says:

    @iHEART

    I don’t have any real confessions. I’m as pure as the driven snow.

    ________

    Lies told on SR :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bambi on the bumper..

    *rings PETA from the grave* :ghost:

  • Yall still crazy

    Choco, I know... And since I already had the young one, I'm not gonna bed the old one. #notgonnabedtheyoungoneasfarasicanseegoingforward

    Dagnabit :karate:

    But, hey, that still can be my fantasy :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Im sorry but that explains so much about your comments! :no:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @IGO ... I read it and I think you meant to say if you cant, not if you can but yea ...

    @Ann ... :rofl:

  • iheart

    Zoe B. says:

    Confession My boyfriend’s mother is a pastor and we had sex in the bible study room one night
    _______
    :whip:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @iheart

    It depends on my mood...ion really like watching chicks :lick: but ... :boobs: action is hot to me....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I can see clearly now the rain is gone :whistle:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    But, hey, that still can be my fantasy
    ____________________
    :whispers: From one Virgo to another I know you already will have both and neither will be the wiser :wink:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews befoe :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: ... I literally just choked

  • NaijaGal

    So y'all getting it in while Jesus is watching :no: :no:

  • Yall still crazy

    :dingdingding: @Honey :lol:

    ---------------------------------------
    Naija, you don't want stimulation down there? #serious
    I massager would relax you yo :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Confession:

    I love to give my honey oral transactions especially when we are on the highway. Hopefully this chit doesnt kill us both one day :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    <----JUst came back from lunch, lost as hell and gonna log off for the day. Yall (all Yall) have a safe and happy weekend. :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    I actually prefer men with smaller penises
    __________________________________________
    I've never heard that before. I've heard chicks say they don't like huge peens but never heard of a petite preference.

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    (pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)

    Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
    _________________________________________

    YSO

    They aint ready...

  • iheart

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Im sorry but that explains so much about your comments!
    ______
    Who OTB :popcorn:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    :hahaha: @ Bambi

    @Choco The restroom on our floor is broken. Had to use the restroom on a different floor and wasn't paying attention to the signs cause I was playing on my phone. :shocked:

    He just has this sly look on his face. He looked at his penis then looked and me, up and down, like "You like what you see, I like what I see too".

  • Chocolate Diva

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews befoe
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ChocD

    Confession:

    I was giving an ex head on the highway while we were taking a road trip and a truck driver looked down and saw me...he honked, my dude gave him a :thumbsup: , and I got turned on by it all!

  • cheeks8683

    Wow @ the blind item!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    MZ D dont leave they just doing confessions gone confess something before you leave

  • change

    @naija...
    Don't Jesus see us anyway :shrug:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :bye: Dimpz have a good weekend

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I Go There says:
    YSO
    They aint ready…
    _______________________________________________________________
    Don't speak for me..........

  • NaijaGal

    @MzDimp folks are doing confessions/fantasies (sexual of course...don't go but if you must :hug: happy weekend

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    So y’all getting it in while Jesus is watching
    ______________________
    He knows ALL He Sees ALL :wink:

    He just has this sly look on his face. He looked at his penis then looked and me, up and down, like “You like what you see, I like what I see too”.
    _________________
    Yeah I figured he did like gettn walked in on creepy fuk :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    :hahaha: Choco :thinking: You know I could probably do them separately and neither will know :no: . But the fantasy is them both. Damn, why can't I have a regular fantasy, instead of a hoe one?! :rofl:

    Stay tuned! I'll be seeing them both this weekend :grill: #2separatebusinessmtgs

  • iheart

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Confession:

    I love to give my honey oral transactions especially when we are on the highway. Hopefully this chit doesnt kill us both one day

    _________

    ^^^^^^ Has done this on the highway from Houston to OKC :coffee: And a few other road trips too.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    That sounds kind of mean to me. Demanding that she be willing to choke on your chick pleaser knowing that she's working for nothing.

    Does she know she's getting her esophagus bruised with no chance of completion? And how long do you leave her down there knowing ain't much gonna happen just from her doing that?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    FeFe says:
    Confession:
    I was giving an ex head on the highway while we were taking a road trip and a truck driver looked down and saw me…he honked, my dude gave him a , and I got turned on by it all!
    ___________________________________________________________________
    That's hot
    :steer: <<<< me pulling up next to you

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @SamYell

    :lol: when I say "smaller" I don't mean that I want it to be little...just that average or kind of large is fine and I won't complain...most of the men I've been with had really large ones and I never really dug it...but I do like a decent sized one.... :yes:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews before :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    *record scratches* Wait...what? You're giving a whole to meaning to "on your knees". Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?

  • Yall still crazy

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    (pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)

    Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
    _________________________________________

    YSO

    They aint ready…

    ---------------------------------

    This fool here :hahaha:

  • iheart

    :dead: @Al ole lurking azz :rofl: You shole was encouraging the confessing but ain't confessed Nan thing :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And since I already had the young one, I’m not gonna bed the old one.

    Confession: :ashamed: My lil boo piece…I used to date his uncle when I was 15. My first love. [He was the one I cheated on and got preggo with another nigga baby (Proof that God don’t like ugly!)]…did my little background checks on side piece, found out who his mama was and :no:

    He still don’t know yet. He is a bunch of years my junior…and I used to babysit him when I was with his uncle (he lived with his sister). He grew up into a right fine young man. Aint my fault.

    Shuddup yall.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Yall still crazy says:
    #2separatebusinessmtgs
    _____________________________________________________________
    Is that what you young folk are calling it these days?

  • NaijaGal

    Choco aka Hippie says:
    He knows ALL He Sees ALL
    *****************************
    True, True True :rofl:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Confession:

    I love to give my honey oral transactions especially when we are on the highway. Hopefully this chit doesnt kill us both one day :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me too! :fistbump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    change says:

    @naija…
    Don’t Jesus see us anyway :shrugs:

    ____

    :yes: sho' do...

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    YSO
    They aint ready…
    _______________________________________________________________
    Don’t speak for me……….
    ________________________________________________

    :lol:

    my bad Honey...

    Should I take it back?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Iheart err body know all my cofessions they are tame sex outside folks wathcing or head at work sex at work in the conference room normal stuff

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @OTB and her robbin' the cradle lookin azz! :rofl:

  • cheeks8683

    Confession: My lil boo piece…I used to date his uncle when I was 15. My first love. [He was the one I cheated on and got preggo with another nigga baby (Proof that God don’t like ugly!)]…did my little background checks on side piece, found out who his mama was and

    He still don’t know yet. He is a bunch of years my junior…and I used to babysit him when I was with his uncle (he lived with his sister). He grew up into a right fine young man. Aint my fault.

    Shuddup yall.
    _________________________________________________________

    Ok I had to read this a couple times before I figured out who did what :ashamed:

  • Yall still crazy

    My boothang doesn't let the whole transaction happen either, he be like "ok, get on top" or some ish.

    But he doesn't have Igo's issue, I've made that happen before.

  • iheart

    Judging OTB Ole baby cougar azz :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Naija @iHeart. And @Naija I wasnt trying to be mean or anything IJS your comments about sex and relationships mean a lot more now. Thats all!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Question:

    How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn't be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn't after you put in your best tongue work?

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    That sounds kind of mean to me. Demanding that she be willing to choke on your chick pleaser knowing that she’s working for nothing.

    Does she know she’s getting her esophagus bruised with no chance of completion? And how long do you leave her down there knowing ain’t much gonna happen just from her doing that?
    ______________________________________________

    YSO

    A woman that LOVES to suck dyck... That wont matter.
    Its still a turn on she just wont get the special shake... thats all

  • Eazy

    I gots a confession:

    Received oral one day driving, never in my life have I experienced such an O :ashamed:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @Choco :lol:

    COnfession: I once hid my grandma's dentures then forgot where I hid them.

    Confession: I get turned on by hearing my neighbors :hump:

  • iheart

    Confession: I flucked my husband in his office in front of a window right before he was about to deploy to Iraq :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I Go There says:
    my bad Honey…
    Should I take it back?
    ________________________________________________________________
    :yes: take that shyt back like you don't want it no more, make sure you kept the receipt though :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    I'm cool with that...I've never been with a man that wanted me to finish...he usually gets so hot and says something like "ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you..."

  • Eazy

    YSoSrs says:
    Question:
    How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way
    __________________
    Me. Its a turn on for me so I actually enjoy doing it.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :blow: are a given on long road trips

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    JMO says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    We talking bout fiendish chit in churches okay sucked my ex hubby off in the pews before :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    *record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
    ________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fe :rofl : i didnt recognize him at all! but when he said who his mama was light bulbs was just popping in my head.. :no:

    And it was all coming back to me, I almost said "oh you and your sister were some terrible kids!" :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    (pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)

    Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
    _________________________________________

    YSO

    They aint ready…

    ———————————

    This fool here :hahaha:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Oh you believed his font?? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    FeFe says:
    @YSo
    I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
    ________________________________________________________________
    *fans self*
    *sits next to Igo again*
    :huh: <<<< me lookin for JMO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Confession: I like to climax in chicks mouths tell them not to swallow so I can see it run out of there mouth and use the D to wipe it up and put it back in there mouths :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @FEFE

    Monster sized peens are overrated and unnecessary. Only about one-third of the vagina has any nerve endings. Everything else is just *ahem* filler. But someone once said they liked to feel "filled up" so... :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Eazy

    It turns me on too...so I actually would prefer if he DIDN'T finish... :lol:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    YSoSrs says:

    Question:

    How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I had an ex like this. He wasn't turned on by head. Only by fucking me. No matter what I did, he just wouldn't cum. I felt like it was me but then he went to prison and now his name is "Larryina". :shrugs:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: rofl: Fluck yall!

    Baby cougar = cub :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    No Honey, for real :grill: #immahustlerbaby
    ---------------------------
    :lol: OTB. The young one is almost 30 :ashamed: and the older brother is a fine azz 49 y.o. *fans self*

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    I Go There says:
    my bad Honey…
    Should I take it back?
    ________________________________________________________________
    take that shyt back like you don’t want it no more, make sure you kept the receipt though
    _________________________________________

    I take it back...

    Plus you read the disclaimer and you seemed cool with it.

  • Chocolate Diva

    :dead: @ AL

  • iheart

    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    YSoSrs says:

    Question:

    How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I had an ex like this. He wasn’t turned on by head. Only by ****ing me. No matter what I did, he just wouldn’t cum. I felt like it was me but then he went to prison and now his name is “Larryina”.
    ________
    :dead: @Larryina :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Is getting him to c*m the the only goal?

    Not the goal for me and I dont like it in or near my mouth so i def. dont want him to "make" it...sometimes you just wanna suck a dong. More foreplay then "the play" . :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    And since I already had the young one, I’m not gonna bed the old one.

    Confession: :ashamed: My lil boo piece…I used to date his uncle when I was 15. My first love. [He was the one I cheated on and got preggo with another nigga baby (Proof that God don’t like ugly!)]…did my little background checks on side piece, found out who his mama was and :no:

    He still don’t know yet. He is a bunch of years my junior…and I used to babysit him when I was with his uncle (he lived with his sister). He grew up into a right fine young man. Aint my fault.

    Shuddup yall.
    _________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: hell naw

  • Eazy

    @Fefe I would be pissed if he did :cuss:

  • iheart

    RAWR @ The Cub :lol:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    ALBoy says:

    Confession: I like to climax in chicks mouths tell them not to swallow so I can see it run out of there mouth and use the D to wipe it up and put it back in there mouths :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *clears throat*

  • NaijaGal

    @OTB no biggie...with the exception of few things I'm really a prude...if I could go back I'd be a lot more free but I'm set in my ways now

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Ms.kaylamomma says:
    No matter what I did, he just wouldn’t cum. I felt like it was me but then he went to prison and now his name is “Larryina”.
    ________________________________________________________________
    Fuk'n :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    They really are...maybe I was traumatized or something...my first had an elephant sized dyck, just imagine me, being a virgin, having to take all that in...ever since him I think I just didn't want that experience anymore because he was TOO big...but most of the guys after had decent sized dycks, just nothing out of this world...

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    Confession: I like to climax in chicks mouths tell them not to swallow so I can see it run out of there mouth and use the D to wipe it up and put it back in there mouths
    ________________________________________________

    Dawg... aint that some sexy shait

    WOW

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Sooo :dead: @MSKAYLA

    Not "Larryina" though?! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ CD what? :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Larryina”

    :dead:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OHoney says:

    FeFe says:
    @YSo
    I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
    ________________________________________________________________
    *fans self*
    *sits next to Igo again*
    :huh: <<<< me lookin for JMO
    _________________________________________________________________

    I'll always be around the muthafuggin kona :kona:

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    fcking :ghost: @ Larryina

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Denise Language young lady Language

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Naija

    You my e-homie, but methinks you just haven't had the right ahem "experience" yet...not saying I don't get you, but dang girl...sex is the chit! :yes: Have you hit your 30's yet???

  • Yall still crazy

    Question:

    How many women would give a man head knowing that he wouldn’t be able to finish that way? Is getting him to c*m the the only goal? How would you feel if he didn’t after you put in your best tongue work?

    Nobody's ever wanted me to finish :coffee: Even if I wanted to #theybetoothirstyforthecooch

  • iheart

    Confession: I like to :blow: my husband until his body jerks and he makes me stop :coffee:

  • I Go There

    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    (pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)

    Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
    _________________________________________

    YSO

    They aint ready…

    ———————————

    This fool here
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Oh you believed his font??
    _________________________________________

    Denise please.... This aint Martin from the NAVY

    You gotta be THIS TALL to ride the rides round here.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    NaijaGal says:
    I’m really a prude…if I could go back I’d be a lot more free but I’m set in my ways now
    ____________________________________________________________
    It's really cool of you to engage in this topic with us instead of turning your nose up.
    I remember a "prude" chick in here during one of our Fridays and she wasn't like you.
    She was all "eww ya'll talkin about sex on a blog"
    :rollseyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    AND my lil boo a "rapper" and chit and be sending me lyrics and chit :rofl: Yall just jealous! :rofl: Yeah it be misspelled and I wont ever go nowhere with him but whatever!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    *record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
    __________________
    Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    iheart says:

    Confession: I like to :blow: my husband until his body jerks and he makes me stop :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :fistbump:

    Now that is some chit right there!!! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    if I could go back I’d be a lot more free but I’m set in my ways now

    Chile please. A man can unset many a ways. Expecially in older age. Just keep on living. :wink:

  • Chocolate Diva

    record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
    __________________
    Choco says:
    Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
    ******************
    :dead: :dead:

  • prynsexxx

    *confession*

    "I WORK HAWD, BISH!"

    #tisall

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    @ Denise Language young lady Language
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :lol: You right ...

    *erases my response to your comment 218* :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    Go to the :kona: with that chit! :rofl: @ "lyrics misspelled" and chit...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him

    _________________________________________________________

    He was shampooing the carpets....

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Choco

    I literally just hollered out at yo crazy ass. I swear yall need help :rofl: :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    AND my lil boo a “rapper” and chit and be sending me lyrics and chit Yall just jealous! Yeah it be misspelled and I wont ever go nowhere with him but whatever!
    :dead:

    Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him

    :casket:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    (pretends I didn’t just see OHONEY get pushed of the couch for getting close to IGO)

    Oooh Denise…What was THAT all about?
    _________________________________________

    YSO

    They aint ready…

    ———————————

    This fool here
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Oh you believed his font??
    _________________________________________

    Denise please…. This aint Martin from the NAVY

    You gotta be THIS TALL to ride the rides round here.
    ______________________________________________________________

    :waves: <--- season pass to all the amusement parks

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    OutsidetheBox says:
    AND my lil boo a “rapper” and chit and be sending me lyrics and chit Yall just jealous! Yeah it be misspelled and I wont ever go nowhere with him but whatever!
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    O I am literally crying :hahaha:
    I am so glad my boo boss isn't here today

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    iheart says:

    Confession: I like to :blow: my husband until his body jerks and he makes me stop :coffee:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Well damn, bish! **in my Paris Hilton voice** "That's hot"

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    FeFe says:
    @YSo
    I’m cool with that…I’ve never been with a man that wanted me to finish…he usually gets so hot and says something like “ohhhh, chit, get up, I wanna be inside you…”
    ________________________________________________________________
    *fans self*
    *sits next to Igo again*
    <<<< me lookin for JMO
    _____________________________

    Sit on over here an see what happens.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Am I supposed to love performing fellatio? Cause...um... :no:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @OTB ... I can't right now ... I just can't :rofl: :rofl:

  • Eazy

    *confession

    One very unclear night I was very intoxicated after a night of clubbing and I engaged in a 3some :ashamed: Killing thing is, I think we forgot the dude was there. He was pissed!! :hahaha:

  • iheart

    Last confession: I wanna see my husband get :blow: by another chick

    :peace: SR Peoples!!

  • NaijaGal

    @FeFe I'm about to be 32...I was literally shelthered and that carried with me into college...I get turned on, I enjoyed oral when I was having sex but once penetration hits I'm ready for it to be over

    @OHoney :D

  • Yall still crazy

    :poopcorn: :grill:

  • OutsidetheBox

    because he was TOO big…

    Ian? Red nigga? Super fine? AND he tried to get me in the bathroom in the dark…but I went to the preggo girls school I KNOW I need to check out your schtick….well he had wrapped a red condom round it and :no: I have never ran so fast in my life. My girl had to go and retrieve my panties for me. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    Got out the shower once and was on :seigheil:. Bm was laying on the bed on her back talking on the phone with her head kinda off the mattress. I bopped on the forehead. Later she had a bruise. Said folks at work thought she might be getting beat. If they only knew.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    Confession : I lost my virginity to D.L. Hughley when I was 17...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Eazy

    Your confession reminds me of that Jamie Foxx standup when he was at the Playboy mansion and the two chicks forgot he was in the room! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :hahaha: still at OTB and her rapper
    *hopes no one remembers my "Teeny"*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Denise please…. This aint Martin from the NAVY

    You gotta be THIS TALL to ride the rides round here.

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I see IGo talking sht again. :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    @OTB I'm working on it...like a 12 step program...1 day at a time

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    *record scratches* Wait…what? You’re giving a whole to meaning to “on your knees”. Was yall the only people in church though? How in the hell did you pull that off?
    __________________
    Girl no he was cleaning the church I rode with him
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl, was he cleaning the "Baptism Pool"? :wink:

  • Yall still crazy

    Am I supposed to love performing fellatio?

    MMMMHHHHHHmmmmm :yes: I wouldn't do it if I didn't love doing it :coffee: #judgeme :shrug:

    Don't do it UNLESS you do love doing it. The right man will make you love making him feel good :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    He was a red nigga and he was fine, but his name wasn't Ian...lol...I was in college when I lost my virginity.. :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Zoe says:
    Confession : I lost my virginity to D.L. Hughley when I was 17…
    **************************
    :shocked: To DL the man or while he was on TV :popcorn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I remember a “prude” chick in here during one of our Fridays and she wasn’t like you.

    Honey them chicks who used to be on in the morning, ugh they used to kill me oh they was talking bout sex all night on Sandra blog. (so that means they read the thread...right?) :rolleyes: So glad their fonts are few and far between now!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    *Sits on IGo's lap, grabs his face so all his attention is on me*
    you said something?

  • Yall still crazy

    My girl had to go and retrieve my panties for me.

    :dead:

  • iheart

    Zoe B. says:

    Confession : I lost my virginity to D.L. Hughley when I was 17…

    ________

    Logs back in to say SKEEEERRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!
    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Zoe B.

    Word???? :lol: how was it???

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Confession...

    Turns out Naija and I have a lot in common. Now, that's all y'all are gonna get from me. Nosy heffas. :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    He was shampooing the carpets….

    :rofl: :rofl: Stanley "steaming" Nicole :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Confession i like to be completly quiet when a chick is giving head give no signs of when Im about to release and let go in her mouth and watch the response.

    first time I did this chick spit cum on my stomach and rubbed it in my shirt I wiped it with my hand and stuck it in her mouth made me hard smanged real hard from then on she swallowed

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    Am I supposed to love performing fellatio? Cause…um…
    __________________________________________________

    Well the cunning Liguist in me says you should... :lol:
    There is nothing better than a woman that loves to get her fellatio on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Ohoney I wasnt gone say nothin bout yo dude :coffee:

  • Eazy

    @Fefe He was very upset with me, he had all of it planned out...got me super drunk so I would do it and all he got was a peep show

  • Yall still crazy

    I bopped on the forehead :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    Confession i like to be completly quiet when a chick is giving head give no signs of when Im about to release and let go in her mouth and watch the response.
    first time I did this chick spit cum on my stomach and rubbed it in my shirt I wiped it with my hand and stuck it in her mouth made me hard smanged real hard from then on she swallowed
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Oh my.......

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    *Sits on IGo’s lap, grabs his face so all his attention is on me*
    you said something?
    _______________________________

    I said... sitting close you might get in some trouble.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bye Heart! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @YSo

    I can tell you that I LOVE to get on the mic when the mood is right...it's a HUGE turn on for me when the man is LOVING that chit!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ZOE

    I always thought D.L. was cute and funny. Was he any good though? :popcorn:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    He was shampooing the carpets….

    :rofl: :rofl: Stanley “steaming” Nicole :rofl:
    __________________________________________________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    ALBoy says:
    @ Ohoney I wasnt gone say nothin bout yo dude
    ____________________________________________________________
    Thanks Al :lol: I'm glad you wasn't lookn for revenge from when I called you out earlier

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    I see IGo talking sht again.
    _________________________________

    YEP

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Confession:

    I actually come faster and harder when I get titty fcked and he busts all in between them... :coffee:

  • I Go There

    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe I’m about to be 32…I was literally shelthered and that carried with me into college…I get turned on, I enjoyed oral when I was having sex but once penetration hits I’m ready for it to be over
    _______________________________________________________________

    *Picks up Megaphone

    Can we get a stunt Puzzay to isle 4
    I repeat Stunt Puzzay Isle 4
    That is all.

  • Yall still crazy

    Zoe, were yall in a bed? #nosey

  • Chocolate Diva

    :bye: Iheart

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Confession
    I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    I Go There says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe I’m about to be 32…I was literally shelthered and that carried with me into college…I get turned on, I enjoyed oral when I was having sex but once penetration hits I’m ready for it to be over
    _______________________________________________________________

    *Picks up Megaphone

    Can we get a stunt Puzzay to isle 4
    I repeat Stunt Puzzay Isle 4
    That is all.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    :lol: @ stunt vag

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Zoe, tell us more. He seems corny.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha: the rapper respect me and chit cause im "an older woman"...so he dont fukk with me in public but I be somewhere watching that ding a ling like a hawk!

    #Cubbing :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    :dead: Agane @ stunt puzzay

    :shoutouttoBrown:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    Confession
    I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
    __________________________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Stanley “steaming” Nicole
    ________________
    :lol:

    @CHOCD
    WHat is so crazy he always kept me with him at all times this is how it was difficult to believe of his infidilities :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    I stalled and made him suck my nipples for 15 minutes, he's average size, I told him I was 20 and had him drop me off at some random house I said was mine, then called my Mom to pick me up :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    fcking :dead: @ #cubbing :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I also see IGo being "helpful" with the stunt puzzies again. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    the rapper respect me and chit cause im “an older woman”…so he dont fukk with me in public but I be somewhere watching that ding a ling like a hawk!
    ____________________
    :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Im surprised @Man hasn't jumped in on this conversation ... :think:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :dead: @Stunt pussies.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Confession:

    Watching the dyck throw up makes me extremely hot...like I LOVE to see the initial shoot out!

  • Chocolate Diva

    ALBoy says:

    Confession
    I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
    __________________________________________________________________

    Keep talking :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    the rapper respect me and chit cause im “an older woman”…so he dont fukk with me in public but I be somewhere watching that ding a ling like a hawk!

    #Cubbing

    *wolf howls*

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Confession:

    Watching the dyck throw up makes me extremely hot…like I LOVE to see the initial shoot out!

    ******************
    :dead: @ dyck throw up but I like that chit :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Watching the dyck throw up makes me extremely hot…like I LOVE to see the initial shoot out!
    ____________________
    :yes: and if it taste good :thumbsup:

  • OutsidetheBox

    then called my Mom to pick me up

    My mama woulda made you walk!!!! *thinking bout the time she made me and BFF walk from somewhere we had no business being* :ashamed: :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @JMO

    He's probably in a dark corner somewhere jerking his chicken at all of this. :lol:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    I also see IGo being “helpful” with the stunt puzzies again.
    ______________________________

    Im here to help

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    ALBoy says:

    Confession
    I like to be choked while shes riding my face something about when I can get a breath in and its her sweet smell
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *clears throat again*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Confession
    I love it when Im deep in that thang and she is about to cum and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Ok, I have to ask you guys a question...I have a co-worker who has been dating this guy for a little over a month now...she said the sex was off the chain for the first two weeks, but her dumb azz was letting him fck her raw..so then she decided that she didn't want to be dumb anymore and made him use a condom, well when he went to reach for it, she said his dyck went down and he couldn't get it back up....and for the last month or so they have not had sex at all because he can't get it up...what the fck do you guys think is going on with this dude??? I'm confuzzed...and and btw, they are alabaster...just thought I'd add that if it makes any difference...

  • Chocolate Diva

    Confession:

    I once had an orgasm from riding a washer machine. :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face
    _____________________

    #GUILTY

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Good lawwwwdd!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MSKAYLA

    You okay? :lol:

    (hands you a church fan I stole when CHOCO and her ex wasn't looking)

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @YSO ... I know right :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Al Boy says:
    Confession
    I love it when Im deep in that thang and she is about to cum and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face
    *********************
    **whispers MARRY ME" :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Loves when my ex used to be so into :hump: that when my friend came over he was still on top of me by the time she entered my room he was famous for not giving a fuk!

  • OutsidetheBox

    what the fck do you guys think is going on with this dude???

    Hmmm. That happened with my Aquarius. He was cheating tho... IDk about this one...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    (hands you a church fan I stole when CHOCO and her ex wasn’t looking)
    ____________________
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    That's what I was thinking at first, but apparently this dude is all up in her azz all the time and just wants to lay up and watch tv now...like he went from 10 to 0 just like that... :shrugs:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHOCO

    Maybe I should be handing her something that vibrates instead. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    the female fukd up she should've started him on condoms now his dyck won't rise when he needs a umbrella to throw up in

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    FeFe says:
    made him use a condom, well when he went to reach for it, she said his dyck went down and he couldn’t get it back up….and for the last month or so they have not had sex at all because he can’t get it up…what the fck do you guys think is going on with this dude??? I’m confuzzed…and and btw, they are alabaster…just thought I’d add that if it makes any difference…
    ______________________________________________________________
    Wait........this sounds too familiar. I never let dude go naked but ummmm he'd be rock solid until he got the condom in his hand :mad:
    he too was "alabaster" (well Hispanic)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YSO
    MsKay is about to let go all over this post talking AHEM :rofl:

  • I Go There

    I like when a chic grinds her puss against my chest and cums on top of me... that right there is the shait.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    But is it that simple??? Like apparently she tried to just do it again raw but he still can't move on mentally from the chit...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    *takes notes from what he says he likes*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OHoney

    That's crazy...like ion get it...but I do agree that she fcked up by not starting off the right way...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FE
    Then the chemistry between them is off - my friend had to use a condom at first and then we graduated to no condom - if he put a condom on now he would have a problem with keeping it up and for some guyz I think its pyschological

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :newpost: :newpost:

    But it is guaranteed to kill any boners and dry up and juices cause it's about the Demi Moore 911 call.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl: @CD and her marriage proposal

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I like when a chic grinds her puss against my chest and cums on top of me…

    #GUILTY

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Fe

    Its prolly a mental thang his nasty ass prolly neva straps up so the thought of not feeling the pussy turns him off :shrugs:

  • Eazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:
    @FE
    Then the chemistry between them is off – my friend had to use a condom at first and then we graduated to no condom – if he put a condom on now he would have a problem with keeping it up and for some guyz I think its pyschological
    ________________________
    thats what Im thinking, her asking to use one after he is comfortable going raw has threw him off

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    to kill any boners and dry up and juices
    _____________
    :rofl: We can take our confessions to a new post to fill up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Confession
    I like hitting it from the back choking her with one hand rubbing the c!it with the other

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    FeFe says:
    @OHoney
    That’s crazy…like ion get it…but I do agree that she fcked up by not starting off the right way…
    _________________________________________________________________
    Girl, can you imagine... I was READY and this thing just goes limp :mad:
    every time.... so then this one time I was like "do all the stuff you doing but this time do it with the condom already in your hand.
    That worked for 3 minutes longer than normal.
    He kept apologizing then he asked to go without :nono: that made me think about all the other women he probably went naked in........
    Needless to say, we didn't last long (pun intended)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    Yeah you're right...I agree, but she can't get past the fact that they should be still having hot crazy sex and she's getting ready to break up with him and move on to a new guy...

    :dead: at "kill any boners and dry up any juices" :rofl: @YSo

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    her asking to use one after he is comfortable going raw has threw him off
    __________________
    Right he's prolly like what a dummy now ya know she should've been disciplined from the beginning

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    ALBoy says:

    Confession
    I love it when Im deep in that thang and she is about to cum and forces my head down and I suck the nut out and she grinds it all over my face

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    **goes to find a new pair of panties**

    @YSo and Choco :hahaha: @Alboy is doing too much and it is turning me ALL THE WAY ON!!!!!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OHoney says:

    FeFe says:
    @OHoney
    That’s crazy…like ion get it…but I do agree that she fcked up by not starting off the right way…
    _________________________________________________________________
    Girl, can you imagine… I was READY and this thing just goes limp :mad:
    every time…. so then this one time I was like “do all the stuff you doing but this time do it with the condom already in your hand.
    That worked for 3 minutes longer than normal.
    He kept apologizing then he asked to go without :nono: that made me think about all the other women he probably went naked in……..
    Needless to say, we didn’t last long (pun intended)
    _________________________________________________________________

    That would make me second guess his azz too

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I SamYell JacksEm

    @FeFe
    Man don't like going backwards. Usually you use a condom until you build enough trust to go raw. Maybe he thinks she was protecting him from her potential whorish ways. :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I like it when he hits me from the back and tells me to play with my klit I thought I lose every muscle in my body

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco and Eazy

    But she said she even offered to go raw again and he STILL couldn't do nothing...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @MsKay
    Ahem :coffee: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @SamYell

    I agree...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Thats why I said the chemistry is off now hindsight he prolly think she immature to go backwards and thinks she's kool to watch tv and drink beer but the BECKY he really bussn down live 20 minutes away

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I agree, but she can’t get past the fact that they should be still having hot crazy sex and she’s getting ready to break up with him and move on to a new guy
    _________________
    She should he basically telling her he's not that into her

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    Can we move to the drinking donkey urine and sperm post? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    I hear you...and I agree with that too...she's not with it all! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *proposes to Al like Chrissy did Jim*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    TO THE SEMEN POST >>>>>>>>> CHARGGGGGGGGGGEEEEE

  • Hershey

    @ Kayla I had to post that one but dayum :hurl: that would end my game right there