Celeb Style: Beyonce

Sandra Rose February 8, 2012

Please note that the following is a positive post…

Jay Z’s wife and baby mother, Beyonce, stepped out for the 2nd night in a row wearing a dazzling black dress by designer Monique Lhuillier. Beyonce accessorized her dress with a Chanel purse, Gucci strappy heels, and blue sapphire jewels by Lorraine Schwartz. Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.

Photos: Beyonceworld.net

NaijaGal

at the disclaimers today
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
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OutsidetheBox

What yall like with yall steaming hot fish? Hot sauce, mustard..
EB

Please note that the following is a positive post…
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LadeeA

wife and baby mother
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Sandra, you betta stop b4 u get another 4 page letter from a Beyaki stalker..
TPtotalpackage

Lawd have mercy….
lovezoe

This was a nice nasty post. I bet they baby is. Ring well cared for in her absence.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second. – Sandra Rose
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This is about as positive as you can get about this chick, huh?
OutsidetheBox

Heard Bey been getting those blue baubles gifted from industry friends..
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

I am so sick of Beyawnce Although I think Auntie has a point with her
Roc

Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….
Lady_L

Sandra, at least you tried. I’m sure the baby is in good hands. She looks beautiful.
lite coffee

but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.

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So much for that disclaimer.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I like her nail polish
Starr

at the disclaimers

Sandra….don’t you change nuthin….aint nobody forcing anyone to read anything. I was hoping I wouldn’t see bey for about 3 months….I’m already on overload
OutsidetheBox

Sis is that Big Ang in your gravi..?
Chocolate Diva

Beyonce is serving superstar mother of one to a baby girl by the name of Blue Ivy and you bytches will deal.

DOES A TWO SNAP Z AND FALLS ON MY BACK LIKE ALL THE QUEENS DO
Nita-No-Clothes

Love the sapphire jewelry!
The Makeup Maven

I have a polish very similar to Bey’s. Thinking ’bout rocking it next week while on i’m on vacay!
Chocolate Diva

Big Ang
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

just read the post
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

You should tatted!! I like it!!

Moon pie and yo z snap fall out
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@SIS

I don’t watch her but I saw this pic and it screamed to me “New Gravi”.
OutsidetheBox

Please deal! *z snaps*
Bootcampgirl

On topic-I need that ensemble in my life for next weekend…
I am thoroughly pissed off today, first of all three of my students got two extra months for fighting over fukking food, who the fuk does that. This now means that I have will have three extra cadets who have already been through their beginner’s phase and will not just sit there like bumps on fukking logs. Second, on the the females has gotten her azz in hot water and is being removed from bootcamp to go spend the rest of her time at the women’s prison, I do have to admit, the less females the better, females in men jail together does not work out well Third, I have to go to a four hour training on what to do when staff/inmate are raping another inmate, I’m sorry but my only requirement is to go inform a CO, after that I am done, I don’t need a four hour training to tell me how to do that shat…#endrant…
OutsidetheBox

Her chest.. It look like it hurt..
GAGIRL87

That’s my b*itch and that blue nail polish and ring is kute….
NaijaGal

Big Ang is hard not to love
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

DAT NIGGA JULIUS STARING AT BEYONCE’S AZZ LIKE A HUNGRY SAINT BENARD!!!!

check out the second pic!
Chocolate Diva

@Moon pie

Sandra says:
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
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Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.
Mamacita

Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
prynsexxx

LOVE BEYONCE, but she rocking the A. Keys legs!

I’m normally not a fan of “blue” (and black together) but I like that nail polish and the mink Chanel muff she’s rocking.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Sandra SAndra SANDRA! You are so good at the gotcha gotcha!!!

Jay Z’s wife and baby mother, Beyonce, stepped out for the 2nd night in a row wearing a dazzling black dress by designer…… NICE

Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second Gotcha Gotcha Bish!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Bey is just one biscuit away, Just one
Lady_L

Roc says:

Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….

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and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.
OutsidetheBox

Chit, theyre excellent spellers.
Genia

Dayum Sandra!!!! Solange done already sent you one “please don’t do that” letter
Mamacita

“Third, I have to go to a four hour training on what to do when staff/inmate are raping another inmate”

Oh my…
Kitrina

“but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

oh the shade Sandra.
GAGIRL87

Mary and Beyonce’s “Love a Woman”

[Beyonce]
A woman
She likes to talk, and work it out
And a woman
Likes for you to watch her back, protect her crown

[Mary J. Blige]
A woman
Don’t only want your make-up sex
She wants your respect
Oh, and a real woman never wanna walk into a room, see another woman knowing information, she don’t even know about her man
free

look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

AUNTIE ON HER POSITIVE SHYT TODAY HUH??
The Makeup Maven

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

DAT NIGGA JULIUS STARING AT BEYONCE’S AZZ LIKE A HUNGRY SAINT BENARD!!!!

check out the second pic!
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I HATE that I went to check that pic out!
Mother Jefferson

Sandra, your Bey shade is so predictable.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I didn’t know Bey was supposed to stay in the house until Lil 4 learned to walk in her first 6 in stilettos. The more you know.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
Chocolate Diva

Sandra u do realize Beyonce is back to her fighting weight.
Lady_L

Chocolate Diva says:

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Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.
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@Chocolate Diva, now you know the rules don’t apply to them. They are perfect in everyway according to Sandra…..:rolleyes:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Genia
Roc

@Lady_L…chicks just like me
LadeeA

@ Chocolate Diva- I’m really wondering what that is in ur gravi…
The Makeup Maven

@ JMO – I’m thinking about it….SERIOUSLY! that, or htis emerald green I have! It’s sessy on my toes!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Lady_L says:

Roc says:

Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….

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and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.
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Now see this above comment struck a nerve ^^ I mean really, come on, like she still wasnt bussing wide open for Jay her a$$ just used Birth control, Beyonce is not a example smh, and yes I had my daughter out of wedlock Carry on
GAGIRL87

Lady_L says:

Roc says:

Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….

—————————-
and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.

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*cues* Fantasia “Baby Mama”
The Makeup Maven

YSO MY FUY’CHA BABY GOD MOMMY!

Genia YOU BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN YOU!
prynsexxx

Morning EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

@Tatted :2dance: <——- the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland. Nene is going to have to balance it on her head like an African pack mule. So we're practicing on how we're going to present it to her.

#dressrehersal
M3z

Beyonce looks great! Nice try Sandy, but this is a nasty nice post!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Let’s not start today. Leave the shade to Sandra please and thanks.
OutsidetheBox

Damn the dogs is barking hollering and everything else in this peice.

Dont hit her. She’ll hit you back.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @CHATTED
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WHERE IS MY PEDRO?? I TALK TO YALL LATER
OutsidetheBox

I got barf bags on the ready..
screwball69

Sandra ain’t got one bit of be nice in her body when it comes to Bey-Z
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Man…..He’s looking at her shoes wondering if they come in his size.
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryn :2dance: <— the bow is actually ALL THE LATEST CHANEL HANDBAGS, TOPPED OFF W/BEYONCE'S ROUNDED OUT AZZ!
lovezoe

Chocolate Diva says:

@Moon pie
Sandra says:
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
**********************
Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.

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BIG
OutsidetheBox

the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland.

Its purty.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

OutsidetheBox says:

Damn the dogs is barking hollering and everything else in this peice.

Dont hit her. She’ll hit you back.
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The Makeup Maven

OTB & YSO – What’s going on??? What the fck i’m missing??? What shade???
PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Chocolate Diva

**Lifts head up do my bytch got on a Chanel muff falls the fukk back out in extra dramatic form**

They aint READY. Prolly training lil Blue to go out on tour and play at least two gotdamn instruments.

#watchthecrib
Yall still crazy

Yall want me to write an “Auntie Inspired” real post?(a what she would’ve wrote style post)
Roc

@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
Mamacita

Folks really be pressed over these comments huh???
OutsidetheBox

Are you a natural blonde? Or do you just play one on the blogs?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@YallStill
boistop

#watchthecrib
Classic
Kitrina

Michelle Obama called Barack her baby daddy as a joke but Sandra can’t make a joke about Beyonce. Jay Z a baby daddy anyway to that baby in Trinidad stop acting like the Carter-Knowles are a holy family or something
Chocolate Diva
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THE SR LADIES WE CRAY YO!!
@SIS IS GOING ON DID I MISS SOMETHING??
OutsidetheBox

Like this crisp white button up…
Yall still crazy

Who has hacked Yso’s login?

That little one better not had done nothing to my e-friend :scowls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Morning everyone! :2dance: <—me and cousin spinning and throwing clear confetti in the air.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Oh my…

It’s gonna be a good day on SR. A very good day.
OutsidetheBox

You got something in your gravi eye…
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@DIMPZ
“…..He’s looking at her shoes wondering if they come in his size. ”
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Prolly thinking:
“That bytch can’t wear that dress like me!”
Roc

Just trying to see what the fluck they talking bout
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO HOLD ME!!
@DIMPZ :2dance:
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Roc says:

@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
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My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.
The Makeup Maven

@ Namesake
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KITRINA

#PraiseBeysus
#Jaymen
jazi65

she looks……….wait for it…………very nice

see stans I can give her a compliment when its due..

#asyouwere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

…i’m offically a tax time baller!!

MAN, thank you for fast tracking my shit through….. time to Ball out…

*Transfers Money from his Savings to his Checking and wipes his card on his pants*

And we gonna do the same chit…again…Tommorow!!
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I don’t know is going on! All I know is I try and stay clear of the dumbshyt…IT GET RIDIC SOMETIMES like we’re back in middle school, BUT A BISH KEEP COMING BACK!!!!
Chocolate Diva

#teamfukkyofeelingsson
Yall still crazy

Cousin :2dance:

OTB, who you talking to? Well, IONO care, I only care if it’s to me. #iamlost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Man

Lakes! :2dance:

Namesake!
I Go There

Oh Lawd what have I walked into today…

Morning folks
The Makeup Maven

@ Jazi! <—- MY SHOCK, BUT I STILL YOU, THO!
The Makeup Maven

Ebro

I’ONO is going on, yo!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@ACE
“i’m offically a tax time baller!!

MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…”
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No problem my nigga.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Hubby. I just thought about Kevin Hart’s crazy ass talking about he couldn’t do shyt because of how his accounts are linked.
Mamacita

@jazi65
Chocolate Diva

IGo

I’m still typing like yo gravi. My cakes look real nice in my black slacks all tooted and booted
The Makeup Maven

@ CD!
GAGIRL87

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Roc says:

@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
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My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.

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Whether she was busting that pussy ova to Jay before marriage is her business so what’s the big deal it’s her pussy… Not tryna be funny or nothing
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@I GO THERE

Your gravies are always classy and well thought out!
Mr.BluPhi

Thick…..dayum….

And lmfaoooooooooooooooo @ Sandra ….
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@IGO

SSDD.

DIMPZ!! :hugs:
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

:hi:I Go.

I’m lost too…but enjoying the ride.
The Makeup Maven

@ Mamacita – Oh, yo azz too?!
prynsexxx

OutsidetheBox says:

the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland.

Its purty.
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It probably won’t be the same color by the time it makes it back to these here UNTIED states of America. I can see Marlo “boof”‘n it.

Me and my boof, and my boof, boof ridin’…
Roc

@jenie: OK…I don’t really care about if she had that baby or not. That shyt is REAL stupid.

My point was on the baby mama shyt. I’m one and will go batshyt crazy when people talking about it. We can’t control it.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Chocolate Diva says:

Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
________________

The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
GAGIRL87

Ace says:

…i’m offically a tax time baller!!

MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…

*Transfers Money from his Savings to his Checking and wipes his card on his pants*

And we gonna do the same chit…again…Tommorow!!

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Becareful you know that tax money don’t last long you gone be looking sick in April
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ACE
The Makeup Maven

@ GAGirl <—– me shaking my head REALLY FAST! Don't do it!
Chocolate Diva

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Roc says:

@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
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My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.

________________________________________________________________

GAgirl:
Whether she was busting that pussy ova to Jay before marriage is her business so what’s the big deal it’s her pussy… Not tryna be funny or nothing
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

YSO!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Mamacita says:

Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
___________________

What do you mean?
lovezoe

In other news, Uncle Sam won’t be visiting my acct until AT LEAST the 21st.

Also, Pilar done sued Deion for the incident that happened on the 6th. She must be broker than a joker.
Chocolate Diva

says:

Chocolate Diva says:

Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
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Sandra says:
The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
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CHILE BOO
Yall still crazy

AWWWW SNAP COUSIN, WORD ON THE STREET IS ACE IS BUYING OUR MACY’S LUNCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BALLIN
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Teambeyawncesaysfucyourfeelings
The Makeup Maven

WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women!
Mamacita

@Tatted Giiiiiirl…I never thought I’d live to see the day…
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Kitrina says:

“but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

oh the shade Sandra.
_________________

Where is the shade?
I Go There

@Tatted… Im not about to try to find out either…

@Man
THanks homie…

@CD
Thanks for keeping it tooted in the air for me
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

lovezoe says:

In other news, Uncle Sam won’t be visiting my acct until AT LEAST the 21st.

Also, Pilar done sued Deion for the incident that happened on the 6th. She must be broker than a joker.
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Mines said the 21st too, whats the hold up this year I thought it took 2weeks
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHATTED & LAKER

Start at comment #53. That’s all I’m a say.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

:rollseyes:
free

beyonce never screwed jay before they got married. he is the only man she’s ever “known”. isn’t her body hawt? i can’t wait for blue ivy’s clothing line so i can buy my little pumpkin some $50 jeans. does anyone have the link to jay’s foundation? i want to donate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin….Lemme go get his damned debit card before he starts dressing Mercede’s(his car) ass!
Mother Jefferson

Sandra Rose says:

Mamacita says:

Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
___________________

What do you mean?
——————-
I Go There

@YSO

whats up… what does SSDD mean

@Mzwhang
Whats up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women!
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The Makeup Maven

@ YSO – I decided to NOT be lazy today and go up and actually read the comments….I SEENT IT, I SEENT IT! <— old lady from Women of Brewsters Place voice
Chocolate Diva

@Sandra

Since you responded to me about Tiny let me ask you this question. When her son is in need of obvious discipline due to the lack of his parents raising him, multiple drug and felony charges do you think it is smart and responsible for her to be saying she wants to have another baby. Oh yeah and the fact that she’s on the road with the OMG girls and still following TIP as he tries to reclaim his throne
GAGIRL87

@ Tatted you KNOW I don’t argue boo I’m just saying my peace what’s that saying you say about 24 hours in a day
prynsexxx

@Tatted :2dance:

…as we dance the night awaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
KeepingItClassy84

Can’t do sandals in the middle of winter like that! A peep-toe, maybe. She looks GAWJUS!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO OH..
The Makeup Maven

JMO says:

The Makeup Maven says:

WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women!
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You know I had to be clear on that, right!
Roc

The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
_____________________

This is bullshyt….there is NEVER an excuse to leave your children and run after a man.
Yall still crazy

Nikki (sp ) Looks soooo pretty up there yo! Hide her! Stat! Veil her up or something
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@SANDRA
““but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

oh the shade Sandra.
_________________

Where is the shade?”
____________________________________________________________________________

You didn’t even mention the surrogate mother or anything. What else do they want from you???
Mamacita

@Sandra

baby mother

while she chases the spotlight

Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
free

jeniefrumdabloc says: My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.

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jenie, this is supposed to be the POSITIVE post. you can’t talk like that in this one! this one is for the stans!
GAGIRL87

Chocolate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Mother Jefferson….Who is that in your gravi(s)? I always mean to ask then leave or get caught up in something else.
ItsIce

Happy hump day everyone!

I’m sure baby blue has a designated breastfeeder so she’ll be aiight.
Chocolate Diva

#teambytchyoudontwantit
Mother Jefferson

free says:

beyonce never screwed jay before they got married
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gurl bye!
The Makeup Maven

@ GAGirl – YOU KNOW COT DAYUM WELL I wasn’t tawkin’ bout you bew!
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I know tatted
prynsexxx

@CD I still love and hate your gravi for some reason.

<——- still trying to figure out why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Thanks Cousin!

@ Man…I know right? They just won’t let Sandy be great.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryn :2dance: <— BEYONCE'S KITTYKAT!

OAN, Pryn…why was I FCKIN' HOLLERIN' off of you "boof boof!"
I Go There

Hey Laker

WHats up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I like that team moon pie
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

@free oh my bad didnt know it was a stan post But ask me do I give a
The Makeup Maven

@ JMO

YO’ AZZ DON’T MISS A BEAT!
Yall still crazy

I sense tension in the air

:bringsoutstripperpole: Somebody needs to clean it though….
jnice85

Hmmm good post Sandra….keep it nice for the kiddies lol
Mamacita

at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!
GAGIRL87

The Makeup Maven says:

@ GAGirl – YOU KNOW COT DAYUM WELL I wasn’t tawkin’ bout you bew!
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!

_______________________________________________________

That’s it’s if everybody would do that then world would be a better place
The Makeup Maven

IS MY SIS WHISTLING???
The Makeup Maven

Mamacita says:

at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHY I JUST SAW THAT SHYT!
Mother Jefferson

@ MzDimplez1123 the super fine nathan owens
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@IGO

SSDD = Same Sht, Different Day

(goes to write a letter to tell folks to let Sandra be happy)
DoNotDeleteMe

Sandra Rose says:

Chocolate Diva says:

Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
________________

The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.

—————————————————-
Chocolate Diva

**Hands Moon pie her membership card**

I’m not only a client I’m the player president.
The Makeup Maven

<—- HAS IT BAD AS HEYUL! <— me swooning, then fainting!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@MAMACITA
” at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!”
____________________________________________________________________________

Did you notice the light skin brother in the pic is tilting his head ever so lovingly?
Yall still crazy

Who turned this into the coo coo post? I need answers

#lostyetagane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

A muff AND open toed shoes go together???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

@GAGIRL

I got 57.2% of what i got last year…so i think i can make it to May…..
Kei_lyme

Same chit different day
Chocolate Diva

@Man
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Tatted … I sure don’t

Where is Tertra114 and that gravi??
Yall still crazy

Man, that pic needs a body language assessment
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MAN’s Gravi

Lovely couple.
Yall still crazy

Hey Chellbell
Strawberrys and cream

I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

smurfette raises hand
I Go There

@YSO

Okay I thought it was some S&M shait…. I was about to get a lil scared
GAGIRL87

Ace says:

@GAGIRL

I got 57.2% of what i got last year…so i think i can make it to May…..

________________________________________________________

That’s what’s up
The Makeup Maven

@ Strawberrys
Yall still crazy

*puts on nerd glasses* Nope Creamy, roaches are asexual, only male and female partners got on
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

*needs to know who’s doing Ace’s taxes so I can get about 8k too
The Makeup Maven

ShelleBelle
GAGIRL87

Bye everybody
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@YALL
“Man, that pic needs a body language assessment ”
____________________________________________________________________________

Notice you don’t see the dark skinned brother’s right arm or the light skinned brother’s left arm. That the classic “Grabbing Each Other’s Azz” posistion for poses usually reserved for a couple.

Also notice the tilted head of the light skinned brother.

Their stern looks also denote an expression of “And What?” As if they are defiant upon societies view of their relationship.
brenden

Yes Sandra Beyonce is very stylish. These house of dereon hip enhancers Posche bought me for Xmas have given me that coke bottle silhouette that brangs all the boys to the yard. Yusss honey…Speaking of Posche…Where is she Yall ol clique-E, subliminal posting heffas ran her off huh? Come back Posche. Don’t let these mean girls scare you!!!!
Yall still crazy

(Lionel Jefferson voice) Jenie, Jenie, Jenie
Chocolate Diva

GaGirl
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @KEI

I found JoJo! One of mine had him tucked under their bed with the stray socks. I dusted him off and sent him through UPS. Be looking out.
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

She looks great. I do note that she ain’t wearing the same push-up bra she was yesterday.

On the other, other hand:

Sandra: “….but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

Oh, my sweet gerkin!
Kei_lyme

@YSO

Come get JoJo so I can go run!
NaijaGal

Has anybody participated in S&M???
boistop

I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
————–
Big ones, small ones, tall ones , and short ones
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“Lovely couple.”
___________________________________________________________________________

I saw this posted on another site discussing Prop 8 in Cali. Not sure who they are.
Ty

Poor Julian He has the “Im sick of this shyt” look
pyt4lyfe

@ strawberrys and cream wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.

Things that make you go hmm… Lol
OutsidetheBox

Why folks leaving?

What yall tombout?

I just came from my annual review…tryna see if my raise “good” or not..
Yall still crazy

Man, I was moreso looking at the point where the chests touch.

As a lady, there are two different ways that we take photos with guys, 1) space in between, and 2)like up there, like in a lil nook of each’s body

—————————————
Brenden, shouldn’t you be at you weekly colonoscopy appt?
NaijaGal

@YALL #195 which Lionel…the authentic one or that canal street version
Mamacita

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@YALL
“Man, that pic needs a body language assessment ”
____________________________________________________________________________

Notice you don’t see the dark skinned brother’s right arm or the light skinned brother’s left arm. That the classic “Grabbing Each Other’s Azz” posistion for poses usually reserved for a couple.

Also notice the tilted head of the light skinned brother.

Their stern looks also denote an expression of “And What?” As if they are defiant upon societies view of their relationship.
The Makeup Maven

NaijaGal says:

Has anybody participated in S&M???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@NAIJA
“Has anybody participated in S&M???”
____________________________________________________________________________

I think everyone has, depending on how you define it.
Ty

Please note that the following is a positive post…

Jay Z’s wife and baby mother
______________
Sandra u are a mess
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Oh, my sweet gerkin! <—Who says this? Really?
pyt4lyfe

I’m really feeling Bey’s blue polish and jewels. She inspired me to rock my blue suede shoes to work today…
Ms.Fashion

@sandrarose…

You give me life!!!

When I had my son, I was not thinking about the night life. I know you all going to say I am not Beyonce and not an entertainer. But I am a mother like she is now and all I wanted to do was be home with my baby. Whether he was sleeping or not. I just wanted to be there. No one else was going to tend to my child. I thought that was the natural feelings of a mother…..

Hello All…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO IM GOOD NOW
@SIS U LOCA.. <<READY TO CATCH THAT AZZ!!
Yall still crazy

Naija, the one the moved on up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

AYE! AYE! AYE! @ Tatts & Ya’ll
OutsidetheBox

The cockroaches on Noah’s arc?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

@JMO

damn you….don’t miss chit do you?!

i do my own on turbotax….
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@YALL
“Man, I was moreso looking at the point where the chests touch.

As a lady, there are two different ways that we take photos with guys, 1) space in between, and 2)like up there, like in a lil nook of each’s body ”
____________________________________________________________________________

Yeah…translation:
1.) Just friends pic
2.) We flucking pic

You can tell it was a close embrace because you can’t see their left and right arms respectively. That’s REAL love right there.
Bootcampgirl

Call me the front row passenger on the very short yellow bus ala dumb and dumberer because I went to said post and still don’t get what the problem is
Kei_lyme

Have a lovely day all!

NO MOTHERFLUCKING E-FIGHTING EITHER! <—-Intense

Love, peace and chicken grease ( the one on the back of the stove in the coffee tin)
brenden

@Yall,,,Chile,,,I had to stop my weekly colon cleansings and opt for a doctor apt…You know how you can see all the sammiches and hamhocks an chittlins and gerbils and what not come out in the tubes…Whelp a few worms showed up in minez That damn water in Mexico ok ok ok so maybe it wasn’t the Mexican water,,,It was probably the hooker Chile now I know how my dog fluffy felt when he had worms. This ish make yo booty hole itch. I did like he does and draged my but across the carpet all last night trynna scratch that itch
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I’m all discombobulated in the head…IN A GOOD WAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

YSO
:2dance: <<< lessons for OTB
KDub

Please note that the following is a positive post…

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You know what? You do not have to have a disclaimer for moi (since Frenchy azz started this ish…when Yves needed to be sleep somewhere over there in France at dayum near midnight but up writing letters and shyt).

And I saw on the other post that SUPPOSEDLY folks are dack riding for you Sandra in order to keep their log in. Which is a gatdayum LIE cause my azz been banned’ed 6 or 7 times…so many I done lost count. So fugg what folk say. Folks make me sick.
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Ms.Fashion says:

@sandrarose…

You give me life!!!

When I had my son, I was not thinking about the night life. I know you all going to say I am not Beyonce and not an entertainer. But I am a mother like she is now and all I wanted to do was be home with my baby. Whether he was sleeping or not. I just wanted to be there. No one else was going to tend to my child. I thought that was the natural feelings of a mother…..

Hello All…
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Well, like Sandie said, Beyaki is an ENTERTAINER first. Plus, I haven’t seen her mother or her sister in awhile. They are properly taking care of that baby. And it’s only for a few hours. They got household help for just about every little thing. That baby’s feet will not touch the floor for another five years.
Smonae80

Sandy so 2 b a good mom u can’t step out & get some fresh air, really,, tell em why u really mad
Beyonce just gave birth & looks great, her faithful haters r outraged..
U act like she out here clubbing
Tertra114

Oh Sanny Girl, yous ain’t NEVA gon change
NaijaGal

@Man so what do you consider S&M
Yall still crazy

Why didn’t you ask Deem the roach question yesterday yo?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

@Ty I just noticed your gravi, what is that
Ms.Fashion

look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!

___________________

Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MAN

Black love is a beautiful thing. Don’t make one of these lurkers write a letter. Cause they will.
OutsidetheBox

Folks make me sick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Beyonce looks very nice in these pics

#positive
KDub

Yeah…translation:
1.) Just friends pic
2.) We flucking pic

You can tell it was a close embrace because you can’t see their left and right arms respectively. That’s REAL love right there.
——————————————–
Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

checking out the Gravi and Good Lawd Tertra114 is that who I think it is your Gravi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

FE FE!!!!!!!!!!!

I your gravi Hun!
Chocolate Diva

<—– Watching old episodes of Law and Order on my IPad
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@ kDub
Strawberrys and cream

The roaches on NOAH ARK IS:

That is just how I feel when people say stupid stuff.

Like folks going crazy over celebs bey and jay etc…, something is truly wrong with the minds of people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :2dance:
candibfly

we off topic yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

And I saw on the other post that SUPPOSEDLY folks are dack riding for you Sandra in order to keep their log in. Which is a gatdayum LIE cause my azz been banned’ed 6 or 7 times…so many I done lost count. So fugg what folk say. Folks make me sick.

_______

yeah that was some STRAIGHT UP bullshyt! As much as I be like @ some of aunties posts and ride her azz (not literallY) till she can’t ignore me no more…
Yall still crazy

I saw that Ms.Fashion

I think it was:

1. media blitz-natural birth/breast feeding
2. media blitz-how she got her shape back quickly
3. fitness workout dvd

Or something like that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—Can't tell who that is in Tetra's gravi
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@NAIJA

I guess if it involves “pain = pleasure” some could consider it S & M.

So slapping the azz, hair pullin, chit like that could be considered a form of S & M.

I view personally view it as bondage tho. I think that’s the “beginning” point. IMO.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@OHONEY
free

Ms.Fashion says:
look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!

___________________

Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..

***************************************

yall are not understanding that we are supposed to be positive. we cannot allow our conspiratorial thinking to cloud this post. SR was WRONG, beyonce WAS carrying a child, her jugs ARE full of milk, and she DID lose weight quickly!

if we cannot think positively about bey, then we must have been abused as children!
OutsidetheBox

So basically we just dont want Bey to have set-back?? Yeah, thats it. All this concern. Swells my tiny ass heart.
The Makeup Maven

You can’t always get what’chu want
You can’t always get what’chu need
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

@Lakers

where you go…?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

Thanks hon!

@Dimpz

:2dance: hey there gorgeous!
Chocolate Diva

@Dimpz

That’s Adam Levine and his girlfriend is covering his dyck
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Ace says:

@JMO

damn you….don’t miss chit do you?!

i do my own on turbotax….
__________________________________________________________
Yall still crazy

Are you typing from home yet twin?
Strawberrys and cream

I am gonna fight with congress to get a bill pass on this. it’s really making humans look stupid <<<<smh. I wish i was a body of water so I dont have to see how stupid people can be about celebs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

ACE! *slips wallet with debit card out back pocket*
Chocolate Diva
prynsexxx

Kdub says:

Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
________________________

She ain’t lyin’ b/c I “seed” it wit my own 2/four eyes!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@K DUB
“Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Not Ving Rhames stunt double!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Fe…
<—That's Nikki, my daughter but, thank you.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@Fefe purdy gravi mama-cita

about the S&M thang….I’m always afraid…some of those S&M folks..with the whips and bondage thang….nah..I’ll pass.
But some hair tuggin and buttocks slappin at the right time..is ALWAYS on point.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ACE I HERE WERE WE GOING??
Yall still crazy

All this concern. Swells my tiny ass heart

—————
Shellbell, you’ve got a Hoburger up there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

For the record I kind of think she actually did have the baby and all that jazz…but the whole start of it all WAS weird, and anyone who denies that is delusional IMHO…
OutsidetheBox

Subliminals. They aint all equal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

OH well, i’ll talk to you lovely ppls later. Gonna go see if Jordan’s BDay present has left China yet and go watch a movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Dimpz

Oh I knew that was your purrty daughter…but you’re still gorg!

@mzwhang

Thanks hon! :hugs:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Dimpz
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Nope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Aww, thanks Fe! So are you!
Yall still crazy

*runs tongue across Laker’s gravi and runs off*

———————
Pretty Gravi Fi
Ms.Fashion

But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
____________________

Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Oh I can’t with these gravi’s
Chocolate Diva

**Stands next to sis and begins to sing**

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can’t complete
Listen to the sound from deep within
It’s only beginning to find release
Oh the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own, all ’cause you won’t listen

I am alone at a crossroads
I’m not at home in my own home
And I’ve tried and tried
To say what’s on my mind
You should have known oh
Now I’m done believing you
You don’t know what I’m feeling
I’m more than what
You’ve made of me
I followed the voice, you gave to me
But now I’ve gotta find my own
You should have listened
Yall still crazy

Cousin
Chocolate Diva

Dimpz
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Adam Kinda fine in that Gravi, I wonder how big is his girlfriends hand
Yall still crazy

Honey’s belly is flat this week
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Dimpz and Smurfette

Thanks chicas!
candibfly

i’m leaving at lunch twin
OutsidetheBox

Soooo the Alphas here got in trouble for Hazing (the UF chapter)..

My son has been invited to play the younger self of a Q-Dog in their step show cause he got dreads..and them same dreads have the little boys at the club wanting “to fight him” cause they think he hard.

Whats going on in yall world?
Strawberrys and cream

@Dimpz your daughter is pretty .

And all the bey stans, yall good with me. I am talking about this woman that dyed her hair like bey, she scopes everthing out about this woamn and do it. her man look like a moose, she is trying to get preggo she tatted BLUE IVy on her body, her desk has blue everything, and she is going thru a legal name change SHE IS SICK,
Ms.Fashion

Strawberrys and cream says:

I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
______________________

Why did you hurt my soul like that!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Yall still crazy says:
Honey’s belly is flat this week
______________________________________________________
I’m carrying in my back rolls
S/O to Saucey!!!
KDub

Not Ving Rhames stunt double!
——————————————
@242 The bish is so hit it made me e-stutter…I put in two “likes”

But yes she look like whoever said it last week…an official taster for Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins.
OutsidetheBox

Did she go Plan B?
The Makeup Maven

Ms.Fashion says:

But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
____________________

Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”
Chocolate Diva

@Strawberry

I’m not a Bey stan. I am a Bey advocate, BIG DIFFERENCE
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Yall still crazy says:

Are you typing from home yet twin?
_____________________________________________________________________

Chocolate Diva says:

**Stands next to sis and begins to sing**
_____________________________________________________________________

Yall still crazy says:

Cousin
_____________________________________________________________________

Everyone and these damn e-families … I’m so confused!
OutsidetheBox

I’m carrying in my back rolls

Now you know what…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

OHoney says:

Yall still crazy says:
Honey’s belly is flat this week
______________________________________________________
I’m carrying in my back rolls
S/O to Saucey!!!
_______________________________________________________
Chocolate Diva

Moon pie u are my lil sis :hugs:

Now shut up
Yall still crazy

*hands OTB’s son a tied up sock filled filled with 5 stainless steel nuts*

That’ll teach them jokers & the first unlucky dude can tell them all about it. There won’t be a second one
Strawberrys and cream

@CHOCOLATE DIVA…………. WHAT IS THIS WOMAN THAT IS A FEW DESK OVER FROM ME with all that ughh she urks me just be your dam self
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

The Makeup Maven says:

Ms.Fashion says:

But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
____________________

Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”
____________________________________________________
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WE OFF TOPIC??
Yall still crazy

Honey did it yall!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

*dry humps Laker’s gravi*

ok im done. carry on.
OutsidetheBox

@Y’all I was trying to be “new age” about it, but my kids club in a ROUGH neighborhood…I avoided sending them there for the longest.

He’ll be alright. They 4 deep at the club and Dread is very smart, he’ll work his way thru it, but my instant reaction was “where his mama at?”
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@mzwhang not with them teff!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO
Chocolate Diva

So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob

Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@mzwhang not with them teff!!

I actually screamed!! I love yall crazies!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@ChocD

That chit was funny as hell wasn’t it!?
The Makeup Maven

@ JMO – OOOOMMMMGGGGGEEEE! I swear ‘fo Leroy, yo azz don’t miss shyt!
Strawberrys and cream

Doorknob thats it that is it Humans :crying1:
Chocolate Diva

@Fe

That way she was climbing that door. BABY BYE
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

daprinceofradio says:

Yall still crazy says:

daprinceofradio says:
GAGIRL87 says:
daprinceofradio do you have more stories for your e girl
hey sexy girl of course I do. Don’t know if I’m willing to share lol. Don’t wanna offend anybody lol. Gagirl I do a blogtalk radio show. I was thinking some of us readers should do a show with the commenters from SR.com Wouldn’t that be fun? To put a voice to some of us posters. Just a thought.
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Quick Question (before I type): Did you ever apologize for your behavior on here when you first arrived?

Thats old news
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Yall, whats this about??
OutsidetheBox

Did baby worries cause Beyoncé to skip husband Jay-Z ’s Carnegie Hall concert?

An insider tells us the booty-licious mama skipped Hova’s historic show because their infant daughter, Blue Ivy Carter , wasn’t feeling well.

The baby must have made a quick recovery because Beyoncé kicked back at the after-party until about 4 a.m.

Shortly after the booty-licious mama arrived at her husband’s 40/40 Club for post-concert festivities Monday night, we asked her if she’d gone to the show.

“Yes,” she told us, calling her spouse’s concert “amazing.”

On Tuesday, however, the 40/40 club sent out an email stating, “Despite various reports, Beyoncé did not attend Jay-Z’s concert”

The couple’s reps did not respond to our questions seeking an explanation for Beyoncé’s absence from the show, but our source said it had to do with her concerns over Ivy.

“You know how first-time mothers are,” said the source.

The 40/40 club’s e-mail noted that the pop diva’s first public appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter was at the club.

“She arrived with her mother, Tina Knowles ,” and her mother-in-law, Gloria Carter. After “sprinting through a side entrance” shortly before midnight, Beyoncé toured the club for the first time since its renovation,” the e-mail read.

Tea..anyone? <—Fiji water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

Chocolate Diva says:

So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob

Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.

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Just thinking of the avg positioning of a door knob…

She had to be White and it had to be Anal…
Ms.Fashion

Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..

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yall are not understanding that we are supposed to be positive. we cannot allow our conspiratorial thinking to cloud this post. SR was WRONG, beyonce WAS carrying a child, her jugs ARE full of milk, and she DID lose weight quickly!

if we cannot think positively about bey, then we must have been abused as children!

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I don’t think your analysis is clear my dear…..

Bey to me is like Second Hand Smoke…….I don’t inhale.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Tatted
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Chocolate Diva says:

So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob

Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
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yep I saw that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@ChocD

And she like almost rabbit fcked it! Like she went to town on that door and then went back to her regularly scheduled tasks!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.

(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

Yall says:

Shellbell, you’ve got a Hoburger up there

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With a helmet on the side!
The Makeup Maven

<— WANNA SEE THE DOORKNOB SHYT, but I'm at work!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

mzwhang90210 says:

@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.

(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me)
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You have typed the “C” word … ALboy will respond in 5 .. 4 .. 3 …
Ty

jeniefrumdabloc says:

@Ty I just noticed your gravi, what is that
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Sorry Im still trying to get caught up with the comments. Dont hate Jenie she is sexy and working the hell outta those capris
prynsexxx

CD says:

Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
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B/c she’s dumb as one.

Now point me to the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

dry humping and oak tree????!!!!!

like did you check your legs for scratches and scrapes from the bark????
Chocolate Diva

@Ace

She was white but it was straight vag. Bytch was dry humping the hell out of that doorknob until the phone rang. The fool was at work too

SN: Think I will start using papertowel to open all my work doors from now on. I can see these slores going to the restroom riding knobs and bussing nuts everywhere
The Makeup Maven

mzwhang90210 says:

@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.

(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
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WHY IN THEE HEYUL did I just burst out into laughter??? I’MMA VISUAL TYPE PERSON AND I SAW THAT SHYT ALL THROUGH MY HEAD!
Ty

Chocolate Diva says:

So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob

Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
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All kind of shapes and colors like the cereal aisle
OutsidetheBox

Oh you know it will.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@ Fefe..sheddup!!!
Ms.Fashion

Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
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No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”

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Please share…….

Collecting these is a hobby of mine.

Yall don’t Judge me. I love creative wit!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I can see these slores going to the restroom riding knobs and bussing nuts everywhere
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Chocolate Diva

Mzwhang says:
@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.

(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
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You know u didnt fukked up right? You wil most definitely be getting dragged for this comment but I still love yo lil nasty horny ass :hugs:
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

That fool actually jumps up on the edge of the door starts humping it then hops down like Lalallaalallallaa!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

mzwhang90210 says:

*dry humps Laker’s gravi*
ok im done. carry on.

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Fe Fe, let’s show mzwhang the new style of dry humpin’!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@ OTB, Maven & ChocD
NaijaGal

@mzwhang don’t feel bad I used to hump my pillow and pretend it was my husband
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – My baby went to the Macy’s 2 hour sale and just said she racked up! Did you go?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

I can’t dry hump nuthin’ with ridges, edges, or anything sharp around it! But I won’t lie, I heard about a girl getting fcked on a tree when I was in junior high, so I guess some folks like that feeling up against them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

Confessions TIME!!!

Since last week everybody acted like dry humpin’ was taboo…..
What’s the most foreign object y’all done dry humped??
Chocolate Diva

@Mzwhang

Do you and the tree still talk or was it a hit it and quit it. I kid I kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

Girl no, I have a Macy’s charge and get the coupons and everything and I did NOT know about a 2 hour sale…

I’m glad she was able to get that though!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@Naija Thanks for sharing!!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

Did they ever find out who that woman was who was riding the door? I remember it came out a few years ago. I never watched the video but I know she was at work.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I know how it is for new mommies to get stir crazy after weeks of being holed up with the precious little one, but PERSONALLY at a month old there was no way in hail I was going to voluntarily spend 2 nights in a row away from my new baby.
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

I can’t dry hump nuthin’ with ridges, edges, or anything sharp around it! But I won’t lie, I heard about a girl getting fcked on a tree when I was in junior high, so I guess some folks like that feeling up against them!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ Fe Fe

ON a tree? Or IN a tree?

Hmmm. I think I faintly remember a treehouse and a boy…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

In the voice of ol’ girl from ‘American Pie’

*This one time, I stuck a bottle of lotion up my puzzy*
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Not no damn door getting splinters is chat Matter no wood period
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@ ChocD…now see?
A sista tries to share a tender moment..and lookatchall.

damn heathens!!
I Go There

She was white but it was straight vag. Bytch was dry humping the hell out of that doorknob until the phone rang.
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I saw that shait… It looked painful as hell.
her upper body strenght is amazing…
Yall still crazy

JMO says:

daprinceofradio says:

Yall still crazy says:

daprinceofradio says:
GAGIRL87 says:
daprinceofradio do you have more stories for your e girl
hey sexy girl of course I do. Don’t know if I’m willing to share lol. Don’t wanna offend anybody lol. Gagirl I do a blogtalk radio show. I was thinking some of us readers should do a show with the commenters from SR.com Wouldn’t that be fun? To put a voice to some of us posters. Just a thought.
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Quick Question (before I type): Did you ever apologize for your behavior on here when you first arrived?

Thats old news
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Yall, whats this about??
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Nothing but a young cat that tried coming up in here being disrespectful, I can’t recall exactly what he said and to whom. But Dougie investigated his “radio” and that ish was sooooo funny. *makes note to ask Dougie what had happened*

Long story short, he tried to make a “come up” offa here, but didn’t speak the right way to folks on here at the time.

You know we demand respect and ish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

lashellebelle says:

Confessions TIME!!!

Since last week everybody acted like dry humpin’ was taboo…..
What’s the most foreign object y’all done dry humped??
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*looks at his Computer Monitor then looks at the txt he just sent Dimpz*
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – I think it was like a 2 hour 80% off sale! They were advertising all over the commercials. I even got the commercials here in Ohio.
It started at 10 and I think is over @ noon!
Yall still crazy

:stop: Wiat, Macy’s is having a big sale? #needdetails
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

@Fe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ Tatts

Was that a “looking around” emoticon? Or a no?

#justasking
Chocolate Diva

I seen another one on Youtube of a lady giving head plain as day on a train and a homeless woman fingering herself in front of someone.

So hopefully none of my fam on here is that horny that you cant wait to get home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

I heard it was up against a tree…like folks were calling her “tree girl” at school and everything…
OutsidetheBox
Yall still crazy

her upper body strenght is amazing…
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Squirrels are always strong when they try to get the nut :coffe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ Jenie

Whatchu talmbout!?!? I LOVE my man’s “wood”!
The Makeup Maven

@ Shelle – that was a “no” emoticon this time!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Chocolate Diva says:

@Mzwhang

Do you and the tree still talk or was it a hit it and quit it. I kid I kid
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

Drats! Oh well, I’m gonna miss that one…I’m broke right now anyway, need to keep my azz up outta the stores!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ Fe Fe

Tree girl, huh?
What grade did you say she was in?
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

I heard it was up against a tree…like folks were calling her “tree girl” at school and everything…
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AAAAAAAAND AGAIN!
Chocolate Diva

<—- I wonder is this the same lady because her upper body strength was a beast They way she was climbing that door in ectasy was really amazing
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

@ChocD I saw that woman on the train and I mean she was gone to town too with that hand
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Chocolate Diva says:

I seen another one on Youtube of a lady giving head plain as day on a train and a homeless woman fingering herself in front of someone.

So hopefully none of my fam on here is that horny that you cant wait to get home
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Where the hell is sassy today??
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

FeFe says:
*This one time, I stuck a bottle of lotion up my puzzy*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

When this happened she was in the 7th grade I believe…
I Go There

her upper body strenght is amazing…
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Squirrels are always strong when they try to get the nut
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Oh Im sure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@CD

I saw somethin’ like that on World Star. I wanted to watch to see if dude was gonna pull it out in the end. (He was on a bus)

AND HE DID!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Yall … ahh ok, I’m looking for Sassy to ask her about that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ Fe Fe

PHUCKIN’ in the 7th grade???

just to be clear to Tatts that it wasn’t a
Chocolate Diva
Yall still crazy

Jmo, Mama Sassy probably laid down the law yesterday

I cried whilst reading yall’s convos yesterday. I was stuck in a mtg and had to keep acting like I sneezed or coughed hard because I couldn’t contain my laughter.
The Makeup Maven

@ Shelle –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
Ty

@ Tatted…I was planning to stop by there after work. Its only 2hrs? I thought it was all day
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

@lashelle

Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
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Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe!
The Makeup Maven

@ TY – I could’ve sworn Change said it was only 2 hours, BUT don’t mind me! I ain’t go so it could be all day!
I Go There

The Makeup Maven says:

FeFe says:

@lashelle

Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
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Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe
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Ole fast azz heffas…
Ty

The Makeup Maven says:

@ TY – I could’ve sworn Change said it was only 2 hours, BUT don’t mind me! I ain’t go so it could be all day!
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about clearance rack *grabs purse and hits the door anyway*
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Yall still crazy says:

Jmo, Mama Sassy probably laid down the law yesterday

I cried whilst reading yall’s convos yesterday. I was stuck in a mtg and had to keep acting like I sneezed or coughed hard because I couldn’t contain my laughter.
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… I do this more than I care to mention … Definitely better than the normal elbow I get from my friend to wake up during the meetings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chatted

leave me alone! I was like Naija, I mostly dry humped pillows or something random in my bed!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Da fck y’all talking bout in here? :stop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

The Makeup Maven says:
FeFe says:
@lashelle
Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
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Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe
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Ole fast azz heffas…

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I’m sorry Fe Fe. But I’m gonna have to agree with Tatts.

& IGO- You always callin’ folk young cows!
I Go There

@YSO

These heffas talking about how they use to get themselves off
I thing Fe Fe has all of em beat though… from what I get her puss is smooth and has a slight taste of aloe in it. But for one thing it aint ashy…
The Makeup Maven

@ EBro & Fe – that’s Fe! She working w/lotion bottles and thangs! I at least hope it was Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ Yso

Currently we’re discovering Fe Fe’s love for dry humping things that can’t defend themselves….

#helpful
The Makeup Maven

@ TY- You may wanna go check it out. From the text I just received, she acted a fckin’ monkey up in Macys!
Destinee

She can’t go support her husband?
Yall still crazy

I dryhumped a gianormous teddy bear when I was little

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Public Service Announcement!!!! I will be skipping food today and running to Macy’s YO!

They got this staineless silverware set I’ve been wanting.
They got perfume set deals
They damn near giving shoes & boots away
They even got a Sharp couch for sale (fyi)
Yall still crazy

go see the ad on macys yall

Go buy (in-store or on-line) your boo’s v-day gifts. I saw men’s $7 shirts and ish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

@ IGO

A woman’s puzzay should never be ashy.
As long as her inner plumbing is working.
vero

@everybody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I’m sorry Fe Fe. But I’m gonna have to agree with Tatts.

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Ummm, at least it was a bottle and not random peens!

@I Go

#teamvivrantandhealthypuss
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

IGO & LASHELLE

Thanks so much. Next AL gone come in here “confessin'” then we really gone be in trouble.
OutsidetheBox

It aint even 1oclock. Ugh. Im ret to go.
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

heeeeey yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

*makes a note to go to Macy’s after work…charge card in full effect*
The Makeup Maven

Vero
Yall still crazy

Hello Vero
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

<—Really says "Say No to Ashy Puss"
I Go There

IGO- You always callin’ folk young cows!
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Yep
sure am
but its coming from a nice place.
OutsidetheBox

As long as her inner plumbing is working.

An older lady once told me “dont let them take nothing out…you’ll dry up if you do”..

#tips
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@ vero & Pryti.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: x 7011 @VERO
vero

tatted
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

dry humpin lotion bottles..
The Makeup Maven

@ YSO – Big Ang’s tittayz are bigger than my head, and I have a big ‘ol apple azz head!
vero

x1978 + 2007 @YSO
Yall still crazy

Hey Prti
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – – they were dry humping lotion bottles!
The Makeup Maven

@ Pryti
Yall still crazy

*waits 1 mo minute before I say something “mean” to Vero*
I Go There

lashellebelle says:

@ IGO

A woman’s puzzay should never be ashy.
As long as her inner plumbing is working.
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Thanks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Lakes

Picture me, a young chick who is horny with no vibrators or dildos around and there’s a skinny lotion bottle next to my bed!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@Laker..she didnt dry hump the lotion bottle tho..she stuck the lotion bottle INSIDE her va-jay-jay.

Now my brief sexual fling with the oak tree doesn’t seem so bad
vero

I just read 10 or 15 last comments, and I see I need to put my horny grandma gravi up again

^Yall
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SIS HAIL NAWWW!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

^^^see!!!
The Makeup Maven

<—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!
I Go There

Hey vero
The Makeup Maven

@ Vero PLEASE DON’T! I’M BEGGIN’ YOU!
Yall still crazy

Ok, my first time getting frisky with myself, I was packing up my stuff (end of freshman yr in college), and I was about the throw out my electric toothbrush, but I turned it on as I went to toss it. Long story short, that toothbrush was the 1st electronic that I let touch me djm
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OAK TREE WTF?? WERE IS AL??!!
OutsidetheBox

I’d rather be home footing around in my housecoat making chicken salad and chit.

Why am I not a millionaire? Im so nice and chit. Ugh.

Powerball is $250million but the tickets went up to $2! They dont want me to be great. /rant
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

@Whang @yall

*runs in slow mo and jumps in arms: Tattttedddddddddd :hugs:
vero

A TREE??????????? @Fefe
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – IT WAS FEFE THAT DID THAT SHYT!
The Makeup Maven

@ Smurfette WORD????
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@VERO

If you e-love me you won’t put that horrible Gravi up ever again!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Aloe

*Macy’s website*
The Makeup Maven

*opens arms, catches Pryti and spins her around*
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

ok wait wha yall talkin bout cuz im too scared to scroll up? i see a lotion bottle a oak tree n a toothbrush
OutsidetheBox

Tatt you and me here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDvEbep4Sc lashellebelle

Fe Fe

U never said what KIND of lotion.
Some of those bottles could do DAMAGE!!
Chocolate Diva

Where is Sandra Iyanla Rose at? We need a new post this chit loading slow as hell. I know I aint gone be forced to work today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@mzwhang

Ummmm, a smooth bottle, and a rough tree…

*balances hands back and forth*

@vero

UMMM NOOOOOOOO…that is @mzwhang who dry humped a tree!
Yall still crazy

Put them eyes back yo I didn’t insert it, I let it buzz on my happy spot
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

**GOES TO GET ESSTRA PANTIES** THAT MAN BE TXT SOME NIIIICE SHYT!!
West Coast Chick

sandra says:
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second
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Welp, given the fact that she didnt really HAVE the bey bey anyway she’s kind enough to allow the birth mom to bond with the baby before being shipped back to some Spanish country
I Go There

Powerball is $250million but the tickets went up to $2! They dont want me to be great. /rant
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They went up to 2 bucks for real… DAMN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@lashelle

It was a slim smooth lotion bottle…trust me, if it had any “rough” or “painful” looking traits I would have just said fck it!
Yall still crazy

WCC
vero

OMG sorry fefe (you still bad though) MZW & WHY A TREE????

Yso and tatted, old ladies need to have fun too but i won’t put it up yet… she kinda makes me sick looking at her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

a is up, but the topic is no different…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

@Fefe u e-talk to murch..now I have to kill u!!

@Yall still…..did you graduate to back massagers for your “happy spot?”…didja…didja… huh huh?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

All the positivity that Sandra poured into this post has left her drained and unable to give us a new post. I that was THEIR plan along.
Yall still crazy

Whang (but not till yrs later, after that first time, it was like ehhh, shoot but I gotta man
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FEFE

But…You DID fck it!
Mr.BluPhi

Ladies when you use the restroom, do yall look after yall flush???

I went to the restroom near the teachers lounge and almost threw up at the ish that was floating around in the toilet….

Just curious??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@YALL toothbrush?!?!?!

*continues not to do any work and heads over to macys website*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@YSo

I knew somebody was gonna catch that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@BLU sexi baby

Yes I do…i’m always yelling though when I leave the restroom cause these nasty heffas at work don’t know how to do the same
vero

@Blu ALWAYS
Yall still crazy

It was an Electric Toothbrush, and it was purple and white
The Makeup Maven

@ OTB – a bish is hungry, ya heard?! <— Jim Jones voice!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@BLU

I look before and after. I don’t like surprises, especially in bathrooms.
vero

@yall reminiscing
Yall still crazy

<– hungry bish is going shopping at lunch
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – Word????? I know the feeling!
vero

tatted you still hungry after Blu’s question?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@SIS HE GOT LIZ STUCK!!
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – YOU AZZ GON’ BE IN TROUBLE!

@ Vero – I didn’t eem pay attention to Blu’s question. I’m smarter than that!
Ms.Fashion

The Makeup Maven says:

<—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!

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I be on the Frosted Flakes too!!! You would think I some that good good the way I be demolishing them thangs!!!

@ Mr.BluPhi says:

(Ladies when you use the restroom, do yall look after yall flush???)

I just asked my co worker this on yesterday. OMG!!! So I went to the restroom and girl in the last stall was some red drippings left on the seat!!!! UGHHHH!!!! I was appalled at what I saw!!!!

I always check behind myself to make sure nothing is left on/in the there. And I use two toilet seat covers. So you know I am anal about that!!!!
Ms.Fashion

oops meant smoke…heehee
The Makeup Maven

Ms.Fashion says:

The Makeup Maven says:

<—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!

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I be on the Frosted Flakes too!!! You would think I some that good good the way I be demolishing them thangs!!!
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Girl, I will smash out a box of froasted flakes and rice chex (w/sugar of course).
miamore1973

She actually looks like she DID have a baby in that side shot.
http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

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