Celeb Style: Beyonce

Please note that the following is a positive post…

Jay Z’s wife and baby mother, Beyonce, stepped out for the 2nd night in a row wearing a dazzling black dress by designer Monique Lhuillier. Beyonce accessorized her dress with a Chanel purse, Gucci strappy heels, and blue sapphire jewels by Lorraine Schwartz. Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.

Photos: Beyonceworld.net



 


473 Responses to “Celeb Style: Beyonce”

  1. 1
    NaijaGal says:

    :dead: at the disclaimers today

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    but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
    _______________
    :rofl:

  3. 3
    OutsidetheBox says:

    What yall like with yall steaming hot fish? Hot sauce, mustard.. :hahaha:

  4. 4
    EB says:

    Please note that the following is a positive post…
    __________________________

    :no: :crying:

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    LadeeA says:

    wife and baby mother
    _____________________

    Sandra, you betta stop b4 u get another 4 page letter from a Beyaki stalker.. :coffee:

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    TPtotalpackage says:

    Lawd have mercy….

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    lovezoe says:

    This was a nice nasty post. I bet they baby is. Ring well cared for in her absence.

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    YSoSrs says:

    Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second. – Sandra Rose
    _____
    This is about as positive as you can get about this chick, huh? :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :gossip: Heard Bey been getting those blue baubles gifted from industry friends..

  10. 10

    I am so sick of Beyawnce :yawn: Although I think Auntie has a point with her :yes:

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    Roc says:

    Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married…. :coffee:

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    Lady_L says:

    Sandra, at least you tried. I’m sure the baby is in good hands. She looks beautiful.

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    lite coffee says:

    but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.

    ——————————————–
    So much for that disclaimer. :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    I like her nail polish

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    Starr says:

    :lol: at the disclaimers

    Sandra….don’t you change nuthin….aint nobody forcing anyone to read anything. I was hoping I wouldn’t see bey for about 3 months….I’m already on overload

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Sis is that Big Ang in your gravi..?

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    Beyonce is serving superstar mother of one to a baby girl by the name of Blue Ivy and you bytches will deal.

    DOES A TWO SNAP Z AND FALLS ON MY BACK LIKE ALL THE QUEENS DO

    :coffee:

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    Nita-No-Clothes says:

    Love the sapphire jewelry!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I have a polish very similar to Bey’s. Thinking ’bout rocking it next week while on i’m on vacay! :thinking:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :lol: Big Ang

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    JMO says:

    You should tatted!! I like it!!

    Moon pie and yo z snap fall out :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @SIS

    I don’t watch her but I saw this pic and it screamed to me “New Gravi”. :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Please deal! *z snaps*

  25. 25
    Bootcampgirl says:

    On topic-I need that ensemble in my life for next weekend…
    :offtopic: I am thoroughly pissed off today, first of all three of my students got two extra months for fighting over fukking food, who the fuk does that. This now means that I have will have three extra cadets who have already been through their beginner’s phase and will not just sit there like bumps on fukking logs. Second, on the the females has gotten her azz in hot water and is being removed from bootcamp to go spend the rest of her time at the women’s prison, I do have to admit, the less females the better, females in men jail together does not work out well :nono: Third, I have to go to a four hour training on what to do when staff/inmate are raping another inmate, I’m sorry but my only requirement is to go inform a CO, after that I am done, I don’t need a four hour training to tell me how to do that shat…#endrant…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Her chest.. :no: It look like it hurt.. :no:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    That’s my b*itch :handclap: and that blue nail polish and ring is kute….

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    NaijaGal says:

    Big Ang is hard not to love

  29. 29

    :rofl:
    DAT NIGGA JULIUS STARING AT BEYONCE’S AZZ LIKE A HUNGRY SAINT BENARD!!!!

    check out the second pic! :lol:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Moon pie :yes:

    Sandra says:
    Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
    **********************
    Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you. :coffee:

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    Mamacita says:

    :rofl:

    Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh

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    prynsexxx says:

    LOVE BEYONCE, but she rocking the A. Keys legs! :shocked:

    I’m normally not a fan of “blue” (and black together) but I like that nail polish and the mink Chanel muff she’s rocking.

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    :rofl: Sandra SAndra SANDRA! You are so good at the gotcha gotcha!!!

    Jay Z’s wife and baby mother, Beyonce, stepped out for the 2nd night in a row wearing a dazzling black dress by designer…… NICE

    Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second Gotcha Gotcha Bish! :lol:

  34. 34

    Bey is just one biscuit away, Just one :coffee:

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    Lady_L says:

    Roc says:

    Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….

    —————————-
    and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Chit, theyre excellent spellers. :coffee:

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    Genia says:

    Dayum Sandra!!!! Solange done already sent you one “please don’t do that” letter

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    Mamacita says:

    “Third, I have to go to a four hour training on what to do when staff/inmate are raping another inmate”

    :blink: Oh my…

  39. 39
    Kitrina says:

    “but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

    oh the shade Sandra.

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    :whistle: Mary and Beyonce’s “Love a Woman”

    [Beyonce]
    A woman
    She likes to talk, and work it out
    And a woman
    Likes for you to watch her back, protect her crown

    [Mary J. Blige]
    A woman
    Don’t only want your make-up sex
    She wants your respect
    Oh, and a real woman never wanna walk into a room, see another woman knowing information, she don’t even know about her man

    :danban:

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    free says:

    look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :lol: AUNTIE ON HER POSITIVE SHYT TODAY HUH?? :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :rofl:

    DAT NIGGA JULIUS STARING AT BEYONCE’S AZZ LIKE A HUNGRY SAINT BENARD!!!!

    check out the second pic! :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I HATE that I went to check that pic out! :rofl: :hahaha: :lol:

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    Mother Jefferson says:

    Sandra, your Bey shade is so predictable. :coffee:

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    YSoSrs says:

    I didn’t know Bey was supposed to stay in the house until Lil 4 learned to walk in her first 6 in stilettos. The more you know. :coffee:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.:rofl:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    Sandra u do realize Beyonce is back to her fighting weight. :coffee:

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    Lady_L says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    **********************
    Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.
    ——————————–
    @Chocolate Diva, now you know the rules don’t apply to them. They are perfect in everyway according to Sandra…..:rolleyes:

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    Roc says:

    @Lady_L…chicks just like me :rofl:

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    LadeeA says:

    @ Chocolate Diva- I’m really wondering what that is in ur gravi… :thinking:

  52. 52
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – I’m thinking about it….SERIOUSLY! that, or htis emerald green I have! It’s sessy on my toes! :yes:

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    Lady_L says:

    Roc says:

    Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….

    —————————-
    and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.
    ************************************************************************
    Now see this above comment struck a nerve ^^ I mean really, come on, like she still wasnt bussing wide open for Jay her a$$ just used Birth control, Beyonce is not a example smh, and yes I had my daughter out of wedlock :eatme: Carry on :coffee:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Lady_L says:

    Roc says:

    Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….

    —————————-
    and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.

    _________________________________________________

    *cues* Fantasia “Baby Mama” :yawn:

  55. 55
    The Makeup Maven says:

    YSO :hug: MY FUY’CHA BABY GOD MOMMY!

    Genia :hug: YOU BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN YOU!

  56. 56
    prynsexxx says:

    Morning EVERYBODY!!!!!!! :hi:

    @Tatted :violin: :party: :2dance: <——- the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland. Nene is going to have to balance it on her head like an African pack mule. So we're practicing on how we're going to present it to her.

    #dressrehersal

  57. 57
    M3z says:

    Beyonce looks great! Nice try Sandy, but this is a nasty nice post! :rofl:

  58. 58
    YSoSrs says:

    Let’s not start today. Leave the shade to Sandra please and thanks. :coffee:

  59. 59
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Damn the dogs is barking hollering and everything else in this peice.
    :hahaha:

    Dont hit her. She’ll hit you back. :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHERE IS MY PEDRO?? :cry: I TALK TO YALL LATER :waves:

  62. 62
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I got barf bags on the ready..

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    screwball69 says:

    Sandra ain’t got one bit of be nice in her body when it comes to Bey-Z :no:

  64. 64

    @ Man…..He’s looking at her shoes wondering if they come in his size. :coffee:

  65. 65
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryn :2dance: <— the bow is actually ALL THE LATEST CHANEL HANDBAGS, TOPPED OFF W/BEYONCE'S ROUNDED OUT AZZ!

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    lovezoe says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Moon pie
    Sandra says:
    Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
    **********************
    Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.

    =======================

    :coffee: BIG :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland.

    Its purty.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Damn the dogs is barking hollering and everything else in this peice.
    :hahaha:

    Dont hit her. She’ll hit you back. :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  69. 69
    The Makeup Maven says:

    OTB & YSO – What’s going on??? What the fck i’m missing??? What shade???
    :waiting: PLEASE TELL ME!!! :pray:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    **Lifts head up do my bytch got on a Chanel muff falls the fukk back out in extra dramatic form**

    They aint READY. Prolly training lil Blue to go out on tour and play at least two gotdamn instruments.

    #watchthecrib

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Yall want me to write an “Auntie Inspired” real post?(a what she would’ve wrote style post) :rofl:

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    Roc says:

    @jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?

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    Mamacita says:

    :hahaha:

    Folks really be pressed over these comments huh???

    :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Are you a natural blonde? Or do you just play one on the blogs? :coffee:

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    boistop says:

    #watchthecrib
    Classic

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    Kitrina says:

    Michelle Obama called Barack her baby daddy as a joke but Sandra can’t make a joke about Beyonce. Jay Z a baby daddy anyway to that baby in Trinidad stop acting like the Carter-Knowles are a holy family or something

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THE SR LADIES :lol: WE CRAY YO!!
    @SIS :wtf: IS GOING ON DID I MISS SOMETHING?? :rules:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Like this crisp white button up… :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Who has hacked Yso’s login?

    That little one better not had done nothing to my e-friend :scowls: :lol:

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    Morning everyone! :2dance: <—me and cousin spinning and throwing clear confetti in the air.

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    YSoSrs says:

    Oh my… :hahaha:

    It’s gonna be a good day on SR. A very good day. :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    You got something in your gravi eye… :huh:

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    @DIMPZ
    “…..He’s looking at her shoes wondering if they come in his size. ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Prolly thinking:
    “That bytch can’t wear that dress like me!”

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    Roc says:

    Just trying to see what the fluck they talking bout :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YSO :hug: HOLD ME!!
    @DIMPZ :2dance:

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    Roc says:

    @jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
    -_______________________________________________________________-

    My point is either way its sex before marriage. :coffee: not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. :coffee: but she is a good entertainer though.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake :hug:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @KITRINA

    #PraiseBeysus
    #Jaymen

    :koolaid3:

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    jazi65 says:

    she looks……….wait for it…………very nice

    see stans I can give her a compliment when its due..

    #asyouwere

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    Ace says:

    :offtopic:

    …i’m offically a tax time baller!! :yahoo:

    MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…

    *Transfers Money from his Savings to his Checking and wipes his card on his pants*

    And we gonna do the same chit…again…Tommorow!! :yahoo:

  93. 93
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – I don’t know :wtf: is going on! All I know is I try and stay clear of the dumbshyt…IT GET RIDIC SOMETIMES like we’re back in middle school, BUT A BISH KEEP COMING BACK!!!! :rofl:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :rolleyes:

    #teamfukkyofeelingsson

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Cousin :2dance:

    OTB, who you talking to? Well, IONO care, I only care if it’s to me. #iamlost

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    :rofl: @ Man

    Lakes! :2dance:

    Namesake! :hug:

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    I Go There says:

    Oh Lawd what have I walked into today…

    Morning folks

    :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :lol: @ Jazi! :shocked: <—- MY SHOCK, BUT I STILL :heart: YOU, THO!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ebro :hug:

    I’ONO :wtf: is going on, yo!

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    @ACE
    “i’m offically a tax time baller!!

    MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    No problem my nigga.
    :coffee:

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    :rofl: @ Hubby. I just thought about Kevin Hart’s crazy ass talking about he couldn’t do shyt because of how his accounts are linked. :hahaha:

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    Mamacita says:

    @jazi65 :shocked:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :waves: IGo

    I’m still typing like yo gravi. My cakes look real nice in my black slacks all tooted and booted :yes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ CD! :rofl:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Roc says:

    @jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
    -_______________________________________________________________-

    My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.

    ________________________________________________________________

    Whether she was busting that pussy ova to Jay before marriage is her business so what’s the big deal it’s her pussy… Not tryna be funny or nothing :coffee:

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    @I GO THERE

    :thumbsup:
    Your gravies are always classy and well thought out!

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Thick…..dayum….

    And lmfaoooooooooooooooo @ Sandra ….

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    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    SSDD. :coffee:

    DIMPZ!! :hugs:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :hi:I Go.

    I’m lost too…but enjoying the ride. :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Mamacita – Oh, yo azz :shocked: too?! :lol:

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    prynsexxx says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland.

    Its purty.
    ________________________

    It probably won’t be the same color by the time it makes it back to these here UNTIED states of America. I can see Marlo “boof”‘n it.

    :whistle:

    Me and my boof, and my boof, boof ridin’…

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    Roc says:

    @jenie: OK…I don’t really care about if she had that baby or not. That shyt is REAL stupid.

    My point was on the baby mama shyt. I’m one and will go batshyt crazy when people talking about it. We can’t control it.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
    ________________

    The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Ace says:

    …i’m offically a tax time baller!!

    MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…

    *Transfers Money from his Savings to his Checking and wipes his card on his pants*

    And we gonna do the same chit…again…Tommorow!!

    _______________________________________________________________

    Becareful you know that tax money don’t last long you gone be looking sick in April :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE :yahoo:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ GAGirl :no: <—– me shaking my head REALLY FAST! Don't do it!

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Roc says:

    @jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
    -_______________________________________________________________-

    My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.

    ________________________________________________________________

    GAgirl:
    Whether she was busting that pussy ova to Jay before marriage is her business so what’s the big deal it’s her pussy… Not tryna be funny or nothing
    *****************************
    :cosign:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Mamacita says:

    Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
    ___________________

    What do you mean?

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    lovezoe says:

    In other news, Uncle Sam won’t be visiting my acct until AT LEAST the 21st.

    Also, Pilar done sued Deion for the incident that happened on the 6th. She must be broker than a joker.

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
    ________________

    Sandra says:
    The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
    ************************
    CHILE BOO :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    AWWWW SNAP COUSIN, WORD ON THE STREET IS ACE IS BUYING OUR MACY’S LUNCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :yahoo:

    BALLIN :whistle:

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    Teambeyawncesaysfucyourfeelings :rolleyes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women! :coffee:

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    Mamacita says:

    @Tatted Giiiiiirl…I never thought I’d live to see the day… :lol:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Kitrina says:

    “but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

    oh the shade Sandra.
    _________________

    Where is the shade? :shrug:

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    I Go There says:

    @Tatted… Im not about to try to find out either… :lol:

    @Man
    THanks homie…

    @CD
    Thanks for keeping it tooted in the air for me

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    lovezoe says:

    In other news, Uncle Sam won’t be visiting my acct until AT LEAST the 21st.

    Also, Pilar done sued Deion for the incident that happened on the 6th. She must be broker than a joker.
    _—————————————————————_

    Mines said the 21st too, whats the hold up this year I thought it took 2weeks

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    YSoSrs says:

    @CHATTED & LAKER

    Start at comment #53. That’s all I’m a say. :tape:

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    free says:

    beyonce never screwed jay before they got married. he is the only man she’s ever “known”. isn’t her body hawt? i can’t wait for blue ivy’s clothing line so i can buy my little pumpkin some $50 jeans. does anyone have the link to jay’s foundation? i want to donate.

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    @ Cousin….Lemme go get his damned debit card before he starts dressing Mercede’s(his car) ass! :kona:

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    Mother Jefferson says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Mamacita says:

    Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
    ___________________

    What do you mean?
    ——————-
    :lol: :rolleyes:

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    I Go There says:

    @YSO

    whats up… what does SSDD mean

    @Mzwhang
    Whats up

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women! :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________

    :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ YSO – I decided to NOT be lazy today and go up and actually read the comments….I SEENT IT, I SEENT IT! <— old lady from Women of Brewsters Place voice

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Sandra

    Since you responded to me about Tiny let me ask you this question. When her son is in need of obvious discipline due to the lack of his parents raising him, multiple drug and felony charges do you think it is smart and responsible for her to be saying she wants to have another baby. Oh yeah and the fact that she’s on the road with the OMG girls and still following TIP as he tries to reclaim his throne :rolleyes:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Tatted you KNOW I don’t argue boo :no: I’m just saying my peace what’s that saying you say about 24 hours in a day :thinking:

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Tatted :2dance:

    :whistle:

    …as we dance the night awaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

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    KeepingItClassy84 says:

    Can’t do sandals in the middle of winter like that! A peep-toe, maybe. She looks GAWJUS!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YSO OH.. :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women! :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________
    :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You know I had to be clear on that, right! :lol:

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    Roc says:

    The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
    _____________________

    This is bullshyt….there is NEVER an excuse to leave your children and run after a man.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Nikki (sp :shrug: ) Looks soooo pretty up there yo! Hide her! Stat! Veil her up or something :rofl:

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    @SANDRA
    ““but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

    oh the shade Sandra.
    _________________

    Where is the shade?”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    You didn’t even mention the surrogate mother or anything. What else do they want from you??? :shrugs:

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    Mamacita says:

    @Sandra

    baby mother

    while she chases the spotlight

    Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.

    :coffee:

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    free says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says: My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.

    ************************************

    jenie, this is supposed to be the POSITIVE post. you can’t talk like that in this one! this one is for the stans!

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Chocolate :handclap:

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    @ Mother Jefferson….Who is that in your gravi(s)? I always mean to ask then leave or get caught up in something else.

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    ItsIce says:

    Happy hump day everyone!

    I’m sure baby blue has a designated breastfeeder so she’ll be aiight.

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    #teambytchyoudontwantit :coffee:

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    Mother Jefferson says:

    free says:

    beyonce never screwed jay before they got married
    —————-
    :rofl: gurl bye!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ GAGirl – YOU KNOW COT DAYUM WELL I wasn’t tawkin’ bout you bew! :nono:
    But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone! :coffee:

    :wink:

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    JMO says:

    I know tatted :rofl:

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    prynsexxx says:

    @CD I still love and hate your gravi for some reason.

    :thinking: <——- still trying to figure out why :shrug:

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    Thanks Cousin!

    @ Man…I know right? They just won’t let Sandy be great. :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :whistle:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryn :2dance: <— BEYONCE'S KITTYKAT!

    OAN, Pryn…why was I FCKIN' HOLLERIN' off of you "boof boof!" :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    Hey Laker

    WHats up

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    JMO says:

    :think: I like that team moon pie

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    @free oh my bad didnt know it was a stan post :coffee: But ask me do I give a :tape:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO :rofl:

    YO’ AZZ DON’T MISS A BEAT!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    I sense tension in the air

    :bringsoutstripperpole: Somebody needs to clean it though…. :coffee:

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    jnice85 says:

    Hmmm good post Sandra….keep it nice for the kiddies lol

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    Mamacita says:

    :rofl: at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ GAGirl – YOU KNOW COT DAYUM WELL I wasn’t tawkin’ bout you bew!
    But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!

    _______________________________________________________

    That’s it’s :grill: if everybody would do that then world would be a better place :wink:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    IS MY SIS WHISTLING??? :thinking: :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Mamacita says:

    :rofl: at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHY I JUST SAW THAT SHYT! :hahaha:

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    Mother Jefferson says:

    @ MzDimplez1123 the super fine nathan owens :hump:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    SSDD = Same Sht, Different Day

    (goes to write a letter to tell folks to let Sandra be happy)

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
    ________________

    The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.

    —————————————————-

    :clap:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    **Hands Moon pie her membership card**

    :whistle:
    I’m not only a client I’m the player president.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- HAS IT BAD AS HEYUL! :ghost: <— me swooning, then fainting!

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    @MAMACITA
    :rofl: at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Did you notice the light skin brother in the pic is tilting his head ever so lovingly?
    :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Who turned this into the coo coo post? I need answers :lol:

    #lostyetagane

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    A muff AND open toed shoes go together??? :shrug:

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    Ace says:

    @GAGIRL

    I got 57.2% of what i got last year…so i think i can make it to May…..

    :coffee:

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    Kei_lyme says:

    Same chit different day :coffee:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Man
    :lol:

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    JMO says:

    Tatted … I sure don’t :lol:

    Where is Tertra114 and that gravi?? :blink:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Man, that pic needs a body language assessment :lol:

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    YSoSrs says:

    :blink: @MAN’s Gravi

    Lovely couple. :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Hey Chellbell :hug:

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark. :thinking:

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    smurfette :ashamed: raises hand :)

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    I Go There says:

    @YSO

    Okay I thought it was some S&M shait…. I was about to get a lil scared

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Ace says:

    @GAGIRL

    I got 57.2% of what i got last year…so i think i can make it to May…..

    ________________________________________________________

    That’s what’s up :grill:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Strawberrys :blink:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *puts on nerd glasses* Nope Creamy, roaches are asexual, only male and female partners got on :lol:

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    JMO says:

    :think: *needs to know who’s doing Ace’s taxes so I can get about 8k too

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    ShelleBelle :hug:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Bye everybody :bye:

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    @YALL
    “Man, that pic needs a body language assessment ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Notice you don’t see the dark skinned brother’s right arm or the light skinned brother’s left arm. That the classic “Grabbing Each Other’s Azz” posistion for poses usually reserved for a couple.

    Also notice the tilted head of the light skinned brother.

    Their stern looks also denote an expression of “And What?” As if they are defiant upon societies view of their relationship. :yes:

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    brenden says:

    Yes Sandra Beyonce is very stylish. These house of dereon hip enhancers Posche bought me for Xmas have given me that coke bottle silhouette that brangs all the boys to the yard. Yusss honey…Speaking of Posche…Where is she :think: Yall ol clique-E, subliminal posting heffas ran her off huh? Come back Posche. Don’t let these mean girls scare you!!!! :no: :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    (Lionel Jefferson voice) Jenie, Jenie, Jenie :rofl:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :bye: GaGirl

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    YSoSrs says:

    :hugs: @KEI

    I found JoJo! One of mine had him tucked under their bed with the stray socks. I dusted him off and sent him through UPS. Be looking out. :grin:

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    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 - 01/12) says:

    She looks great. I do note that she ain’t wearing the same push-up bra she was yesterday.

    On the other, other hand:

    Sandra: “….but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”

    Oh, my sweet gerkin!

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    Kei_lyme says:

    @YSO

    Come get JoJo so I can go run!

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    NaijaGal says:

    Has anybody participated in S&M???

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    boistop says:

    I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
    ————–
    Big ones, small ones, tall ones , and short ones :yes:

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    @YSO
    “Lovely couple.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I saw this posted on another site discussing Prop 8 in Cali. Not sure who they are.
    :coffee:

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    Ty says:

    Poor Julian He has the “Im sick of this shyt” look :rofl:

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    pyt4lyfe says:

    @ strawberrys and cream wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.

    Things that make you go hmm… Lol

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Why folks leaving? :yawn:

    What yall tombout?

    I just came from my annual review…tryna see if my raise “good” or not.. :think:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Man, I was moreso looking at the point where the chests touch.

    As a lady, there are two different ways that we take photos with guys, 1) space in between, and 2)like up there, like in a lil nook of each’s body :shrug:

    —————————————
    Brenden, shouldn’t you be at you weekly colonoscopy appt?

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    NaijaGal says:

    @YALL #195 which Lionel…the authentic one or that canal street version

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    Mamacita says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @YALL
    “Man, that pic needs a body language assessment ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Notice you don’t see the dark skinned brother’s right arm or the light skinned brother’s left arm. That the classic “Grabbing Each Other’s Azz” posistion for poses usually reserved for a couple.

    Also notice the tilted head of the light skinned brother.

    Their stern looks also denote an expression of “And What?” As if they are defiant upon societies view of their relationship.

    :dead:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    NaijaGal says:

    Has anybody participated in S&M???
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :blink:

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    @NAIJA
    “Has anybody participated in S&M???”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I think everyone has, depending on how you define it.

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    Ty says:

    Please note that the following is a positive post…

    Jay Z’s wife and baby mother
    ______________
    Sandra u are a mess :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Oh, my sweet gerkin! <—Who says this? Really? :huh:

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    pyt4lyfe says:

    I’m really feeling Bey’s blue polish and jewels. She inspired me to rock my blue suede shoes to work today…

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    @sandrarose…

    You give me life!!!

    When I had my son, I was not thinking about the night life. I know you all going to say I am not Beyonce and not an entertainer. But I am a mother like she is now and all I wanted to do was be home with my baby. Whether he was sleeping or not. I just wanted to be there. No one else was going to tend to my child. I thought that was the natural feelings of a mother…..

    Hello All…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO IM GOOD NOW :kiss:
    @SIS :lol: U LOCA.. :hug: <<READY TO CATCH THAT AZZ!!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Naija, the one the moved on up :lol:

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    AYE! AYE! AYE! @ Tatts & Ya’ll :heart:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    The ****roaches on Noah’s arc? :shrug:

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    Ace says:

    @JMO

    damn you….don’t miss chit do you?!

    i do my own on turbotax…. :coffee:

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    @YALL
    “Man, I was moreso looking at the point where the chests touch.

    As a lady, there are two different ways that we take photos with guys, 1) space in between, and 2)like up there, like in a lil nook of each’s body ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah…translation:
    1.) Just friends pic
    2.) We flucking pic

    You can tell it was a close embrace because you can’t see their left and right arms respectively. That’s REAL love right there. :yes:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Call me the front row passenger on the very short yellow bus ala dumb and dumberer because I went to said post and still don’t get what the problem is :shrug:

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    Kei_lyme says:

    :cya: Have a lovely day all!

    NO MOTHERFLUCKING E-FIGHTING EITHER! <—-Intense

    Love, peace and chicken grease ( the one on the back of the stove in the coffee tin)

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    brenden says:

    @Yall,,,Chile,,,I had to stop my weekly colon cleansings and opt for a doctor apt…You know how you can see all the sammiches and hamhocks an chittlins and gerbils and what not come out in the tubes…Whelp a few worms showed up in minez :no: That damn water in Mexico :mad: ok ok ok so maybe it wasn’t the Mexican water,,,It was probably the hooker :ashamed: Chile now I know how my dog fluffy felt when he had worms. This ish make yo booty hole itch. I did like he does and draged my but across the carpet all last night trynna scratch that itch :biggrin:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – I’m all discombobulated in the head…IN A GOOD WAY! :biggrin:

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    OHoney says:

    :gossip: YSO
    :2dance: <<< lessons for OTB

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    KDub says:

    Please note that the following is a positive post…

    ————————————————————
    You know what? You do not have to have a disclaimer for moi (since Frenchy azz started this ish…when Yves needed to be sleep somewhere over there in France at dayum near midnight but up writing letters and shyt).

    And I saw on the other post that SUPPOSEDLY folks are dack riding for you Sandra in order to keep their log in. Which is a gatdayum LIE cause my azz been banned’ed 6 or 7 times…so many I done lost count. So fugg what folk say. Folks make me sick.

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    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 - 01/12) says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    @sandrarose…

    You give me life!!!

    When I had my son, I was not thinking about the night life. I know you all going to say I am not Beyonce and not an entertainer. But I am a mother like she is now and all I wanted to do was be home with my baby. Whether he was sleeping or not. I just wanted to be there. No one else was going to tend to my child. I thought that was the natural feelings of a mother…..

    Hello All…
    ————————————–

    Well, like Sandie said, Beyaki is an ENTERTAINER first. Plus, I haven’t seen her mother or her sister in awhile. They are properly taking care of that baby. And it’s only for a few hours. They got household help for just about every little thing. That baby’s feet will not touch the floor for another five years.

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    Smonae80 says:

    Sandy so 2 b a good mom u can’t step out & get some fresh air, really,, tell em why u really mad
    Beyonce just gave birth & looks great, her faithful haters r outraged..
    U act like she out here clubbing

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    Tertra114 says:

    Oh Sanny Girl, yous ain’t NEVA gon change

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Man so what do you consider S&M

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Why didn’t you ask Deem the roach question yesterday yo? :rofl:

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    @Ty I just noticed your gravi, what is that :shocked:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!

    ___________________

    Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..

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    YSoSrs says:

    @MAN

    Black love is a beautiful thing. Don’t make one of these lurkers write a letter. Cause they will. :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Folks make me sick.

    :hahaha:

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    FeFe says:

    Beyonce looks very nice in these pics :)

    #positive

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    KDub says:

    Yeah…translation:
    1.) Just friends pic
    2.) We flucking pic

    You can tell it was a close embrace because you can’t see their left and right arms respectively. That’s REAL love right there.
    ——————————————–
    Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”

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    checking out the Gravi and Good Lawd Tertra114 is that who I think it is your Gravi :shocked:

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    FE FE!!!!!!!!!!!

    I :heart: your gravi Hun!

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :coffee: <—– Watching old episodes of Law and Order on my IPad

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    The roaches on NOAH ARK IS:

    That is just how I feel when people say stupid stuff. :rofl:

    Like folks going crazy over celebs bey and jay etc…, something is truly wrong with the minds of people :coffee:

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    FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :2dance:

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    candibfly says:

    we off topic yet? :coffee:

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    FeFe says:

    And I saw on the other post that SUPPOSEDLY folks are dack riding for you Sandra in order to keep their log in. Which is a gatdayum LIE cause my azz been banned’ed 6 or 7 times…so many I done lost count. So fugg what folk say. Folks make me sick.

    _______

    :lol: yeah that was some STRAIGHT UP bullshyt! As much as I be like :blink: @ some of aunties posts and ride her azz (not literallY) till she can’t ignore me no more… :no:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    I saw that Ms.Fashion

    :thinking: I think it was:

    1. media blitz-natural birth/breast feeding
    2. media blitz-how she got her shape back quickly
    3. fitness workout dvd

    Or something like that :lol:

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    <—Can't tell who that is in Tetra's gravi

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    @NAIJA

    :think:
    I guess if it involves “pain = pleasure” some could consider it S & M.

    So slapping the azz, hair pullin, chit like that could be considered a form of S & M.

    I view personally view it as bondage tho. I think that’s the “beginning” point. IMO.
    :coffee:

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    free says:

    Ms.Fashion says:
    look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!

    ___________________

    Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..

    ***************************************

    yall are not understanding that we are supposed to be positive. we cannot allow our conspiratorial thinking to cloud this post. SR was WRONG, beyonce WAS carrying a child, her jugs ARE full of milk, and she DID lose weight quickly!

    if we cannot think positively about bey, then we must have been abused as children!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    So basically we just dont want Bey to have set-back?? Yeah, thats it. All this concern. Swells my tiny ass heart. :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    You can’t always get what’chu want
    You can’t always get what’chu need

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    Ace says:

    @Lakers

    :hug: where you go…?

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    FeFe says:

    @lashelle :love:

    Thanks hon!

    @Dimpz

    :2dance: hey there gorgeous!

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Dimpz

    That’s Adam Levine and his girlfriend is covering his dyck :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Ace says:

    @JMO

    damn you….don’t miss chit do you?!

    i do my own on turbotax…. :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________

    :lol:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Are you typing from home yet twin? :coffee:

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    I am gonna fight with congress to get a bill pass on this. it’s really making humans look stupid :no: <<<<smh. I wish i was a body of water :lol: so I dont have to see how stupid people can be about celebs :shrugs:

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    ACE! :hug: *slips wallet with debit card out back pocket*

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :rolleyes:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Kdub says:

    Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
    ________________________

    :cosign: She ain’t lyin’ b/c I “seed” it wit my own 2/four eyes! :rofl:

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    @K DUB
    “Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Not Ving Rhames stunt double!

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    @ Fe…
    <—That's Nikki, my daughter but, thank you. :hug:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Fefe purdy gravi mama-cita

    about the S&M thang….I’m always afraid…some of those S&M folks..with the whips and bondage thang….nah..I’ll pass.
    But some hair tuggin and buttocks slappin at the right time..is ALWAYS on point.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE I HERE :grin: WERE WE GOING??

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    Yall still crazy says:

    All this concern. Swells my tiny ass heart :dead:

    —————
    Shellbell, you’ve got a Hoburger up there :hahaha:

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    FeFe says:

    For the record I kind of think she actually did have the baby and all that jazz…but the whole start of it all WAS weird, and anyone who denies that is delusional IMHO… :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Subliminals. :no: They aint all equal. :no:

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    OH well, i’ll talk to you lovely ppls later. Gonna go see if Jordan’s BDay present has left China yet and go watch a movie. :bye:

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    FeFe says:

    @Dimpz

    Oh I knew that was your purrty daughter…but you’re still gorg! :)

    @mzwhang

    Thanks hon! :hugs:

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    Aww, thanks Fe! :hug: So are you!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *runs tongue across Laker’s gravi and runs off* :grill:

    ———————
    Pretty Gravi Fi :yes:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
    ____________________

    Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

    Thanks!!!! Love It!!! :yes:

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    OHoney says:

    Oh I can’t with these gravi’s :nono:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    **Stands next to sis and begins to sing**

    :whistle:
    Listen to the song here in my heart
    A melody I start but can’t complete
    Listen to the sound from deep within
    It’s only beginning to find release
    Oh the time has come for my dreams to be heard
    They will not be pushed aside and turned
    Into your own, all ’cause you won’t listen

    I am alone at a crossroads
    I’m not at home in my own home
    And I’ve tried and tried
    To say what’s on my mind
    You should have known oh
    Now I’m done believing you
    You don’t know what I’m feeling
    I’m more than what
    You’ve made of me
    I followed the voice, you gave to me
    But now I’ve gotta find my own
    You should have listened

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :cya: Cousin

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :bye: Dimpz

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    Adam Kinda fine in that Gravi, I wonder how big is his girlfriends hand :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :gossip: Honey’s belly is flat this week :coffee:

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    FeFe says:

    @Dimpz and Smurfette

    Thanks chicas! :heart:

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    candibfly says:

    i’m leaving at lunch twin :dance:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :yawn:
    Soooo the Alphas here got in trouble for Hazing (the UF chapter)..

    My son has been invited to play the younger self of a Q-Dog in their step show cause he got dreads..and them same dreads have the little boys at the club wanting “to fight him” cause they think he hard.

    Whats going on in yall world?

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    @Dimpz your daughter is pretty .

    And all the bey stans, yall good with me. :hug: I am talking about this woman that dyed her hair like bey, she scopes everthing out about this woamn and do it. her man look like a moose, she is trying to get preggo she tatted BLUE IVy on her body, her desk has blue everything, and she is going thru a legal name change SHE IS SICK,

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Strawberrys and cream says:

    I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
    ______________________

    Why did you hurt my soul like that!!!!

    :rofl:

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    OHoney says:

    Yall still crazy says:
    :gossip: Honey’s belly is flat this week :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________
    I’m carrying in my back rolls
    S/O to Saucey!!!

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    KDub says:

    Not Ving Rhames stunt double!
    ——————————————
    @242 The bish is so hit it made me e-stutter…I put in two “likes” :rofl:

    But yes she look like whoever said it last week…an official taster for Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Did she go Plan B? :gossip:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone! :coffee:
    ____________________

    Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

    Thanks!!!! Love It!!! :yes:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!” :lol:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Strawberry

    :nono: I’m not a Bey stan. I am a Bey advocate, BIG DIFFERENCE

    :lol:

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    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Are you typing from home yet twin? :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Chocolate Diva says:

    **Stands next to sis and begins to sing**
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Yall still crazy says:

    :cya: Cousin
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Everyone and these damn e-families … I’m so confused! :cuss: :smack:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’m carrying in my back rolls

    Now you know what… :hahaha:

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    JMO says:

    OHoney says:

    Yall still crazy says:
    :gossip: Honey’s belly is flat this week :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________
    I’m carrying in my back rolls
    S/O to Saucey!!!
    _______________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: :dead:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    Moon pie u are my lil sis :hugs:

    Now shut up :coffee:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *hands OTB’s son a tied up sock filled filled with 5 stainless steel nuts*

    That’ll teach them jokers & the first unlucky dude can tell them all about it. There won’t be a second one :coffee:

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    @CHOCOLATE DIVA…………. WHAT IS THIS WOMAN THAT IS A FEW DESK OVER FROM ME :shrugs: with all that :vomit: ughh she urks me just be your dam self :mad:

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone! :coffee:
    ____________________

    Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

    Thanks!!!! Love It!!! :yes:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!” :lol:
    ____________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WE OFF TOPIC?? :popcorn:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :dead: :gossip: Honey did it yall!

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    *dry humps Laker’s gravi*

    ok im done. carry on.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol: @Y’all I was trying to be “new age” about it, but my kids club in a ROUGH neighborhood…I avoided sending them there for the longest.

    He’ll be alright. They 4 deep at the club and Dread is very smart, he’ll work his way thru it, but my instant reaction was “where his mama at?”

    :hahaha:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @mzwhang :nono: not with them teff!! :lol:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :offtopic:
    So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob :blink: :dead:

    Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    LaKErCHiC@*! says:
    @mzwhang not with them teff!!

    :rofl: I actually screamed!! I love yall crazies!!

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    FeFe says:

    @ChocD

    That chit was funny as hell wasn’t it!? :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – OOOOMMMMGGGGGEEEE! I swear ‘fo Leroy, yo azz don’t miss shyt! :lol:

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    Strawberrys and cream says:

    Doorknob :blink: thats it that is it Humans :crying1:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Fe

    That way she was climbing that door. BABY BYE :rofl: :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    daprinceofradio says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    daprinceofradio says:
    GAGIRL87 says:
    daprinceofradio do you have more stories for your e girl
    hey sexy girl of course I do. Don’t know if I’m willing to share lol. Don’t wanna offend anybody lol. Gagirl I do a blogtalk radio show. I was thinking some of us readers should do a show with the commenters from SR.com Wouldn’t that be fun? To put a voice to some of us posters. Just a thought.
    —————————————————————
    Quick Question (before I type): Did you ever apologize for your behavior on here when you first arrived? :coffee:

    Thats old news :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Yall, whats this about?? :waiting:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Did baby worries cause Beyoncé to skip husband Jay-Z ’s Carnegie Hall concert?

    An insider tells us the booty-licious mama skipped Hova’s historic show because their infant daughter, Blue Ivy Carter , wasn’t feeling well.

    The baby must have made a quick recovery because Beyoncé kicked back at the after-party until about 4 a.m.

    Shortly after the booty-licious mama arrived at her husband’s 40/40 Club for post-concert festivities Monday night, we asked her if she’d gone to the show.

    “Yes,” she told us, calling her spouse’s concert “amazing.”

    On Tuesday, however, the 40/40 club sent out an email stating, “Despite various reports, Beyoncé did not attend Jay-Z’s concert”

    The couple’s reps did not respond to our questions seeking an explanation for Beyoncé’s absence from the show, but our source said it had to do with her concerns over Ivy.

    “You know how first-time mothers are,” said the source.

    The 40/40 club’s e-mail noted that the pop diva’s first public appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter was at the club.

    “She arrived with her mother, Tina Knowles ,” and her mother-in-law, Gloria Carter. After “sprinting through a side entrance” shortly before midnight, Beyoncé toured the club for the first time since its renovation,” the e-mail read.

    Tea..anyone? :coffee: <—Fiji water

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    Ace says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    :offtopic:
    So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob :blink: :dead:

    Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.

    ————————————————————————–

    Just thinking of the avg positioning of a door knob…

    She had to be White and it had to be Anal…

    :coffee:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..

    ***************************************

    yall are not understanding that we are supposed to be positive. we cannot allow our conspiratorial thinking to cloud this post. SR was WRONG, beyonce WAS carrying a child, her jugs ARE full of milk, and she DID lose weight quickly!

    if we cannot think positively about bey, then we must have been abused as children!

    _____________________

    I don’t think your analysis is clear my dear….. :biggrin:

    Bey to me is like Second Hand Smoke…….I don’t inhale.

    :coffee:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :offtopic:
    So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob :blink: :dead:

    Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
    -_______________________________________________________________-
    :rofl: yep I saw that :hahaha:

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    FeFe says:

    @ChocD

    And she like almost rabbit fcked it! Like she went to town on that door and then went back to her regularly scheduled tasks! :rofl:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child. :lol:

    (hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:

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    Yall says:

    Shellbell, you’ve got a Hoburger up there

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    With a helmet on the side!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— WANNA SEE THE DOORKNOB SHYT, but I'm at work! :wail:

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    JMO says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    @chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child. :lol:

    (hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me) :kona:
    __________________________________________________________________

    You have typed the “C” word … ALboy will respond in 5 .. 4 .. 3 …

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    Ty says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    @Ty I just noticed your gravi, what is that
    ____________
    Sorry Im still trying to get caught up with the comments. Dont hate Jenie she is sexy and working the hell outta those capris :yes:

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    prynsexxx says:

    CD says:

    Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
    ______________________

    B/c she’s dumb as one.

    Now point me to the video. :popcorn:

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    FeFe says:

    :shocked: dry humping and oak tree????!!!!!

    like did you check your legs for scratches and scrapes from the bark???? :rofl:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Ace

    She was white but it was straight vag. Bytch was dry humping the hell out of that doorknob until the phone rang. The fool was at work too :lol:

    SN: Think I will start using papertowel to open all my work doors from now on. I can see these slores going to the restroom riding knobs and bussing nuts everywhere :no:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    @chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.

    (hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHY IN THEE HEYUL did I just burst out into laughter??? :rofl: I’MMA VISUAL TYPE PERSON AND I SAW THAT SHYT ALL THROUGH MY HEAD! :hahaha:

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    Ty says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob

    Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
    ___________
    :yes: All kind of shapes and colors like the cereal aisle :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh you know it will. :lol:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :dead: @ Fefe..sheddup!!!

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!

    Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”

    ______________

    Please share…….

    Collecting these is a hobby of mine.

    Yall don’t Judge me. I love creative wit!!!

  332. 332
    FeFe says:

    I can see these slores going to the restroom riding knobs and bussing nuts everywhere
    ___________
    :ghost: :rofl:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    Mzwhang says:
    @chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.

    (hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
    ************************
    You know u didnt fukked up right? You wil most definitely be getting dragged for this comment but I still love yo lil nasty horny ass :hugs:

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    That fool actually jumps up on the edge of the door :hahaha: starts humping it then hops down like Lalallaalallallaa!! :whistle:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    *dry humps Laker’s gravi*
    ok im done. carry on.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Fe Fe, let’s show mzwhang the new style of dry humpin’!

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :rofl: @ OTB, Maven & ChocD

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    NaijaGal says:

    @mzwhang don’t feel bad I used to hump my pillow and pretend it was my husband :oops:

  338. 338
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fe – My baby went to the Macy’s 2 hour sale and just said she racked up! Did you go? :thinking:

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    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    :rofl:

    I can’t dry hump nuthin’ with ridges, edges, or anything sharp around it! But I won’t lie, I heard about a girl getting fcked on a tree when I was in junior high, so I guess some folks like that feeling up against them!

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    Confessions TIME!!!

    Since last week everybody acted like dry humpin’ was taboo…..
    What’s the most foreign object y’all done dry humped??

    :popcorn:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Mzwhang

    Do you and the tree still talk or was it a hit it and quit it. I kid I kid :lol:

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    FeFe says:

    @Chatted

    Girl no, I have a Macy’s charge and get the coupons and everything and I did NOT know about a 2 hour sale… :mad:

    I’m glad she was able to get that though!

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Naija :rofl: Thanks for sharing!!

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    Did they ever find out who that woman was who was riding the door? I remember it came out a few years ago. I never watched the video but I know she was at work.

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    Bird says:

    I know how it is for new mommies to get stir crazy after weeks of being holed up with the precious little one, but PERSONALLY at a month old there was no way in hail I was going to voluntarily spend 2 nights in a row away from my new baby.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    FeFe says:

    I can’t dry hump nuthin’ with ridges, edges, or anything sharp around it! But I won’t lie, I heard about a girl getting fcked on a tree when I was in junior high, so I guess some folks like that feeling up against them!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :no:

  347. 347

    @ Fe Fe

    ON a tree? Or IN a tree?

    Hmmm. I think I faintly remember a treehouse and a boy…..

  348. 348
    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    In the voice of ol’ girl from ‘American Pie’

    *This one time, I stuck a bottle of lotion up my puzzy* :D

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    Not no damn door getting splinters is chat :no: Matter no wood period :no:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :dead: @ ChocD…now see?
    A sista tries to share a tender moment..and lookatchall.

    damn heathens!! :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    She was white but it was straight vag. Bytch was dry humping the hell out of that doorknob until the phone rang.
    _________________________________________________

    I saw that shait… It looked painful as hell.
    her upper body strenght is amazing… :lol:

  352. 352
    Yall still crazy says:

    JMO says:

    daprinceofradio says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    daprinceofradio says:
    GAGIRL87 says:
    daprinceofradio do you have more stories for your e girl
    hey sexy girl of course I do. Don’t know if I’m willing to share lol. Don’t wanna offend anybody lol. Gagirl I do a blogtalk radio show. I was thinking some of us readers should do a show with the commenters from SR.com Wouldn’t that be fun? To put a voice to some of us posters. Just a thought.
    —————————————————————
    Quick Question (before I type): Did you ever apologize for your behavior on here when you first arrived? :coffee:

    Thats old news :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Yall, whats this about?? :waiting:
    —————————

    Nothing but a young cat that tried coming up in here being disrespectful, I can’t recall exactly what he said and to whom. But Dougie investigated his “radio” and that ish was sooooo funny. *makes note to ask Dougie what had happened* :lol:

    Long story short, he tried to make a “come up” offa here, but didn’t speak the right way to folks on here at the time.

    You know we demand respect and ish :D

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    Ace says:

    lashellebelle says:

    Confessions TIME!!!

    Since last week everybody acted like dry humpin’ was taboo…..
    What’s the most foreign object y’all done dry humped??
    —————————————————————————

    *looks at his Computer Monitor then looks at the txt he just sent Dimpz*

    :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fe – I think it was like a 2 hour 80% off sale! They were advertising all over the commercials. I even got the commercials here in Ohio.
    It started at 10 and I think is over @ noon!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :shocked: :stop: Wiat, Macy’s is having a big sale? #needdetails

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    @ Tatts

    Was that a “looking around” emoticon? Or a no?

    #justasking

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    I seen another one on Youtube of a lady giving head plain as day on a train and a homeless woman fingering herself in front of someone.

    So hopefully none of my fam on here is that horny that you cant wait to get home :coffee:

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    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    I heard it was up against a tree…like folks were calling her “tree girl” at school and everything…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :no:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    her upper body strenght is amazing…
    —————
    Squirrels are always strong when they try to get the nut :coffe:

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    @ Jenie

    Whatchu talmbout!?!? I LOVE my man’s “wood”!

  363. 363
    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Shelle – that was a “no” emoticon this time! :lol:

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    JMO says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Mzwhang

    Do you and the tree still talk or was it a hit it and quit it. I kid I kid :lol:
    __________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    FeFe says:

    @Chatted

    Drats! Oh well, I’m gonna miss that one…I’m broke right now anyway, need to keep my azz up outta the stores!

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    @ Fe Fe

    Tree girl, huh?
    What grade did you say she was in?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    FeFe says:

    I heard it was up against a tree…like folks were calling her “tree girl” at school and everything…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    AAAAAAAAND :no: AGAIN!

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    <—- I wonder is this the same lady because her upper body strength was a beast :thinking: They way she was climbing that door in ectasy was really amazing :coffee:

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    @ChocD :no: I saw that woman on the train :hurl: and I mean she was gone to town too with that hand :no:

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    JMO says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    I seen another one on Youtube of a lady giving head plain as day on a train and a homeless woman fingering herself in front of someone.

    So hopefully none of my fam on here is that horny that you cant wait to get home :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Where the hell is sassy today?? :think:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    FeFe says:
    *This one time, I stuck a bottle of lotion up my puzzy*

    :dead:

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    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    When this happened she was in the 7th grade I believe…

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    I Go There says:

    her upper body strenght is amazing…
    —————
    Squirrels are always strong when they try to get the nut
    ________________

    Oh Im sure

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    @CD

    I saw somethin’ like that on World Star. I wanted to watch to see if dude was gonna pull it out in the end. (He was on a bus)

    AND HE DID!

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    JMO says:

    @Yall … ahh ok, I’m looking for Sassy to ask her about that :lol:

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    @ Fe Fe

    PHUCKIN’ in the 7th grade???

    :nono: just to be clear to Tatts that it wasn’t a :no:

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, Mama Sassy probably laid down the law yesterday :lol:

    I cried whilst reading yall’s convos yesterday. I was stuck in a mtg and had to keep acting like I sneezed or coughed hard because I couldn’t contain my laughter.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Shelle – :rofl:

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    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects… :lol:

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    Ty says:

    @ Tatted…I was planning to stop by there after work. Its only 2hrs? I thought it was all day :think:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects… :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe! :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ TY – I could’ve sworn Change said it was only 2 hours, BUT don’t mind me! I ain’t go so it could be all day!

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe
    ____________________________________

    Ole fast azz heffas… :lol:

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    Ty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ TY – I could’ve sworn Change said it was only 2 hours, BUT don’t mind me! I ain’t go so it could be all day!
    ____________________
    :think: about clearance rack *grabs purse and hits the door anyway* :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Jmo, Mama Sassy probably laid down the law yesterday :lol:

    I cried whilst reading yall’s convos yesterday. I was stuck in a mtg and had to keep acting like I sneezed or coughed hard because I couldn’t contain my laughter.
    __________________________________________________________________

    :lol: … I do this more than I care to mention … Definitely better than the normal elbow I get from my friend to wake up during the meetings :thumbsup:

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    FeFe says:

    @Chatted

    :rofl: leave me alone! I was like Naija, I mostly dry humped pillows or something random in my bed! :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Da fck y’all talking bout in here? :stop:

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    The Makeup Maven says:
    FeFe says:
    @lashelle
    Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe
    ____________________________________
    Ole fast azz heffas…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I’m sorry Fe Fe. But I’m gonna have to agree with Tatts.

    & IGO- You always callin’ folk young cows!

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    I Go There says:

    @YSO

    These heffas talking about how they use to get themselves off
    I thing Fe Fe has all of em beat though… from what I get her puss is smooth and has a slight taste of aloe in it. But for one thing it aint ashy… :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ EBro & Fe – that’s Fe! She working w/lotion bottles and thangs! I at least hope it was Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion! :lol:

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    @ Yso

    Currently we’re discovering Fe Fe’s love for dry humping things that can’t defend themselves….

    #helpful

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ TY- You may wanna go check it out. From the text I just received, she acted a fckin’ monkey up in Macys! :lol:

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    Destinee says:

    She can’t go support her husband?

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    Yall still crazy says:

    I dryhumped a gianormous teddy bear when I was little :ashamed:

    ————————————–
    Public Service Announcement!!!! I will be skipping food today and running to Macy’s YO!

    They got this staineless silverware set I’ve been wanting.
    They got perfume set deals
    They damn near giving shoes & boots away
    They even got a Sharp couch for sale (fyi)

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    Yall still crazy says:

    go see the ad on macys yall :shocked:

    Go buy (in-store or on-line) your boo’s v-day gifts. I saw men’s $7 shirts and ish :lol:

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    @ IGO

    A woman’s puzzay should never be ashy. :nono:
    As long as her inner plumbing is working.

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    vero says:

    :waves: @everybody

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    FeFe says:

    I’m sorry Fe Fe. But I’m gonna have to agree with Tatts.

    ______

    Ummm, at least it was a bottle and not random peens! :lol:

    :dead: @I Go

    #teamvivrantandhealthypuss

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    YSoSrs says:

    IGO & LASHELLE

    Thanks so much. Next AL gone come in here “confessin'” then we really gone be in trouble. :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    It aint even 1oclock. :no: :yawn: Ugh. Im ret to go.

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    FeFe says:

    *makes a note to go to Macy’s after work…charge card in full effect*

    :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Vero :hug:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Hello Vero :coffee:

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    YSoSrs says:

    :welcome: <—Really says "Say No to Ashy Puss"

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    I Go There says:

    IGO- You always callin’ folk young cows!
    ___________________________________________

    Yep
    sure am
    but its coming from a nice place.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    As long as her inner plumbing is working.

    An older lady once told me “dont let them take nothing out…you’ll dry up if you do”..

    #tips

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    vero says:

    :hug: tatted

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    dry humpin lotion bottles.. :blink:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ YSO – Big Ang’s tittayz are bigger than my head, and I have a big ‘ol apple azz head! :shocked:

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    vero says:

    :hug: x1978 + 2007 @YSO

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Hey Prti :waves:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – :yes: – they were dry humping lotion bottles!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Pryti :hug:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *waits 1 mo minute before I say something “mean” to Vero*

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    I Go There says:

    lashellebelle says:

    @ IGO

    A woman’s puzzay should never be ashy.
    As long as her inner plumbing is working.
    ___________________________________________

    Thanks… :lol:

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    FeFe says:

    @Lakes

    Picture me, a young chick who is horny with no vibrators or dildos around and there’s a skinny lotion bottle next to my bed! :rofl:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Laker..she didnt dry hump the lotion bottle tho..she stuck the lotion bottle INSIDE her va-jay-jay.

    Now my brief sexual fling with the oak tree doesn’t seem so bad :rofl:

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    vero says:

    I just read 10 or 15 last comments, and I see I need to put my horny grandma gravi up again :lol:

    :waves: ^Yall

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :lol: HAIL NAWWW!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES! :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Hey vero

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Vero :wail: PLEASE DON’T! I’M BEGGIN’ YOU! :wail:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Ok, my first time getting frisky with myself, I was packing up my stuff (end of freshman yr in college), and I was about the throw out my electric toothbrush, but I turned it on as I went to toss it. Long story short, that toothbrush was the 1st electronic that I let touch me :shrug: :lol: djm

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OAK TREE :rofl: WTF?? WERE IS AL??!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’d rather be home footing around in my housecoat making chicken salad and chit.

    Why am I not a millionaire? Im so nice and chit. Ugh.

    Powerball is $250million but the tickets went up to $2! They dont want me to be great. /rant

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    :waves: @Whang @yall

    *runs in slow mo and jumps in arms: Tattttedddddddddd :hugs:

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    vero says:

    A TREE??????????? :blink: @Fefe

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – IT WAS FEFE THAT DID THAT SHYT! :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette :blink: WORD????

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    YSoSrs says:

    @VERO

    If you e-love me you won’t put that horrible Gravi up ever again! :wail:

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    JMO says:

    Aloe :lol:

    :pc: *Macy’s website*

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    *opens arms, catches Pryti and spins her around*

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    PrytiBrownIs says:

    ok wait wha yall talkin bout cuz im too scared to scroll up? i see a lotion bottle a oak tree n a toothbrush

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Tatt you and me here. :lol:

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    Fe Fe

    U never said what KIND of lotion.
    Some of those bottles could do DAMAGE!!

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    Chocolate Diva says:

    Where is Sandra Iyanla Rose at? We need a new post this chit loading slow as hell. I know I aint gone be forced to work today :nono:

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    FeFe says:

    @mzwhang

    Ummmm, a smooth bottle, and a rough tree…

    *balances hands back and forth*

    @vero

    UMMM NOOOOOOOO…that is @mzwhang who dry humped a tree!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Put them eyes back yo :rofl: I didn’t insert it, I let it buzz on my happy spot :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    **GOES TO GET ESSTRA PANTIES** THAT MAN BE TXT SOME NIIIICE SHYT!! :kiss:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    sandra says:
    Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second
    _______________________________

    Welp, given the fact that she didnt really HAVE the bey bey anyway :shrugs: she’s kind enough to allow the birth mom to bond with the baby before being shipped back to some Spanish country :shrugs:

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    I Go There says:

    Powerball is $250million but the tickets went up to $2! They dont want me to be great. /rant
    ______________________________

    They went up to 2 bucks for real… DAMN.

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    FeFe says:

    @lashelle

    It was a slim smooth lotion bottle…trust me, if it had any “rough” or “painful” looking traits I would have just said fck it! :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    WCC :dance:

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    vero says:

    OMG sorry fefe (you still bad though) MZW :dead: & :ghost: WHY A TREE????

    Yso and tatted, old ladies need to have fun too :lol: but i won’t put it up yet… she kinda makes me sick looking at her

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    FeFe says:

    a :newpost: is up, but the topic is no different…

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Fefe u e-talk to murch..now I have to kill u!!
    :rofl:

    @Yall still…..did you graduate to back massagers for your “happy spot?”…didja…didja… huh huh?

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    YSoSrs says:

    All the positivity that Sandra poured into this post has left her drained and unable to give us a new post. I that was THEIR plan along. :yes:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Whang :yes: :hahaha: (but not till yrs later, after that first time, it was like ehhh, shoot but I gotta man :lol:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @FEFE

    But…You DID fck it! :hahaha:

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Ladies when you use the restroom, do yall look after yall flush???

    I went to the restroom near the teachers lounge and almost threw up at the ish that was floating around in the toilet….

    Just curious??

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    @YALL :shock: toothbrush?!?!?!

    *continues not to do any work and heads over to macys website*

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    FeFe says:

    @YSo

    I knew somebody was gonna catch that! :rofl: :dead:

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    @BLU sexi baby

    Yes I do…i’m always yelling though when I leave the restroom cause these nasty heffas at work don’t know how to do the same :mad:

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    vero says:

    @Blu :rofl: ALWAYS

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    Yall still crazy says:

    It was an Electric Toothbrush, and it was purple and white :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ OTB – a bish is hungry, ya heard?! <— Jim Jones voice!

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    YSoSrs says:

    @BLU

    I look before and after. I don’t like surprises, especially in bathrooms. :no:

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    vero says:

    :rofl: @yall reminiscing

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    Yall still crazy says:

    <– hungry bish is going shopping at lunch

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – Word????? I know the feeling! :coffee:

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    vero says:

    tatted you still hungry after Blu’s question?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS HE GOT LIZ STUCK!! :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS – :lol: YOU AZZ GON’ BE IN TROUBLE!

    @ Vero – I didn’t eem pay attention to Blu’s question. I’m smarter than that! :lol:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!

    ________________

    I be on the Frosted Flakes too!!! You would think I some that good good the way I be demolishing them thangs!!!

    @ Mr.BluPhi says:

    (Ladies when you use the restroom, do yall look after yall flush???)

    I just asked my co worker this on yesterday. OMG!!! So I went to the restroom and girl in the last stall was some red drippings left on the seat!!!! UGHHHH!!!! I was appalled at what I saw!!!!

    I always check behind myself to make sure nothing is left on/in the there. And I use two toilet seat covers. So you know I am anal about that!!!!

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    oops meant smoke…heehee

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!

    ________________

    I be on the Frosted Flakes too!!! You would think I some that good good the way I be demolishing them thangs!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl, I will smash out a box of froasted flakes and rice chex (w/sugar of course). :lol:

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    miamore1973 says:

    She actually looks like she DID have a baby in that side shot.

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    Atypical says:

    Awwwwww Wed was b day too… *inmyBeyoncevoice* u still care…..

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