The moment I viewed the George Zimmerman’s booking video obtained by ABC News, I noticed slight imperfections, or wrinkles on his skull which are common to some men (and women) whose skulls are indented from birth. So I said to myself, “watch someone claim those wrinkles are injuries.”
Sure enough, ABC News has pulled an “enhanced video” out of their butts, along with claims that the natural, fatty wrinkles on Zimmerman’s skull are gashes.
On the night he gunned down unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman told police Trayvon repeatedly slammed Zimmerman’s head on the concrete sidewalk. His lawyers claimed he was a bloody mess. Yet he looks pristine in the video.
There are no bandages visible on Zimmerman’s head. And if Zimmerman was actively bleeding from head wounds as was claimed in a 2nd police report, where is the blood on the back of his jacket?
Anyone with a trained eye can see that there are no injuries on the back of Zimmerman’s skull in other parts of the video where the lighting is normal. But ABC doesn’t bother to explain why the “injuries” disappear in other parts of the video.
Gashes that large would certainly require immediate medical attention. Such large gashes (if they really were injuries) would also continue to bleed since head wounds bleed profusely even if closed with steri-strips.
Whoever “enhanced” the video actually darkened the contrast so those wrinkles could stand out, since Zimmerman was standing under a bright light at the time.
Whenever you darken the contrast on a photo or video, even slight imperfections will stand out clearly. That doesn’t mean they are injuries.
ABC sits at the bottom of the TV news rankings. So take whatever they say with a grain of salt.
ehhhh, not sure what to think of this…it just gets messier by the day…
btw, did anyone see Piers Morgan and Toure going at it like two badgers the other night?!
So what Trayvon had every right to stand his ground to a man with a gun and if that meant defending himself and beating Georgie Porgie ass then so be it. He should have NEVER got out the car to begin with
Wow we have news crews trying to protect this walking dead man? God please come take us all.
at natural fatty wrinkles.
More lies.
#JusticeForTrayvon #JusticeForAll
Oh please. There is no way he head was that messed up and they didn’t take him to the hospital. I’m glad forensic voice analyst found it was Trayvon scream for help. I want the case to be over. Too much evidence being given to the media before it goes to trial.
Sandra Watch Zimmerman contaminate jacket evidence. Police video in garage, view from front of squad car to back. After cops puts something in trunk and walks away cops take eyes off Zimmerman for split second. Zimmerman quickly takes one step back, leans against wall with his back, puts both feet forward and pushes on wall, may even scrape back of head, then cop say come, and Zimmerman lunges off wall forward leaving mark on back of jacket as if it came from sidewalk. Forensics will show paint from wall instead of concrete from alleged sidewalk. Takes 1 1/2 seconds to do this deliberate move by Zimmerman. No one has noticed this as Zimm is in rt side of video.
There are no bandages visible on Zimmerman’s head. And if Zimmerman was actively bleeding from head wounds as was claimed in a 2nd police report, where is the blood on the back of his jacket?
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Exactly. Wouldnt the EMT’s have bandaged the back of his head to prevent further bleeding out. This tape is 30 minutes after the shooting. NO BLOOD ON THE FRONT OR BACK OF HIS CLOTHES GTFOH. He probably laid on the ground and started bashing his own damn head.
And what happened to the broken nose? Y wouldnt they take him to the hospital first if that’s a “real” gash. Y can’t people see this man is full. Of shit and this is all a cover up? What’s wrong here?
not today….but i will say Toure had me rolling the other night…
@Sandra
Please do a post on Piers Morgan and Toure’s argument this weekend over Toure’s Twitter comments…that was PURE entertainment and both men came out looking crazier than they did going in…
Why is everyone making a big deal out of the fact that Zimmerman’s dome looks like Jackie Christie’s neck?

#JusticeforTrayvonMartin
Is CD in here yet?
@Bad
Loooking at that video I wanna see travons blood splatter on zimmerman since trayvon was on top beating his head in….. forensic science… There should be lots of blood on zimmerman jacket/tshirt..
Zimmerman was hunting Trayvon down. Trayvon had every right to defend himself. So what if Zimmerman got his head slammed into the concrete? Zimmerman should have stayed his punk ass in the safety of his SUV, but dude was on a mission.
Zimmerman’s lawyers and supporter are going to do everything they can to shift the focus of this case.
I been tryin to avoid hearing the 911 call with Trayvon screaming but they played it on the news this morning. Broke my heart to pieces. Wish I never heard it.
@Ky
I’m here
I am finna DE-friend Igo & Yall.
Playing games with my emotions!
I don’t understand why this is still a fcking issue…the bottom fukking line is that a strange man came at this boy and this boy didn’t know who the hell he was…if he did defend himself and “hurt” George, George still shot and killed him without any authority to pursue him….this is just STUPID to me!
@CD I guess you and I are seeing eye to eye on this one.
I didn’t get my shout-out either…I POSTED THIS IN THE OTHER THREAD ABOUT “WHERE’S WALDO GERALDO RIVERA!”
DON’T HURT ME, POSCHE!
@CD – I wanted to ask what is going on in your gravi?
@Tatted
i am SO emotionally invested in this story it’s not eem funny
#JUSTICE4TRAYVON
Sandra, I also notice in the tape, that when Zimmerman first enters the police station that he takes the time to wipe his feet. Now, if you are suffering from a broken nose, and a bashed in head, why would you think, let me wipe my feet?
@Femme
The Stand your ground law is for Trayvon in this case. He was out doing nothing wrong and u see this pussy staring u down and approaches u fukk yeah beat his ass. He started it and then wants to pull out a gun scary ass 
SO…… WHEN WILL ZIMMERMAN BEING PICKED UP
This is just getting more and more ridiculous
@
YOU DON’T MISS SHYT DO YOU! 
I DID SAY SUMFIN’BOUT IT IN THAT POST, DOE!
I think that Trayvon, did fight back, after Zimmerman was following him, appoarching him. What would anyone else do, Zimmerman was not in a marked police car, not dressed in a police uniform, for all Trayvon knew, Zimmerman was trying to mug him.
so what happens if zimmerlessthanaman is not convicted?
Everytime I hear about this case I get angry.
Let’s see how this works
Zimmerman stalked Trayvon because Zimmerman was “afraid for his life”
Zimmerman continued to stalk Trayvon even after being told NOT to by 911 dispatch because Zimmerman was “afraid for his life.”
Zimmerman got out of his SAFE vehicle to badger Trayvon about not “belonging in that neighborhood” because Zimmerman was “afraid for his life.”
Zimmerman brandished a gun which made Trayvon scream in fear and Zimmerman shot because he was “afraid for his life.”
I’m gettin angry just typin this. Sandra…we need a “mutha-f**cka PLEASE!!” icon.
RIP Trayvon!
BlackBeauti says:
Sandra Watch Zimmerman contaminate jacket evidence. Police video in garage, view from front of squad car to back. After cops puts something in trunk and walks away cops take eyes off Zimmerman for split second. Zimmerman quickly takes one step back, leans against wall with his back, puts both feet forward and pushes on wall, may even scrape back of head, then cop say come, and Zimmerman lunges off wall forward leaving mark on back of jacket as if it came from sidewalk. Forensics will show paint from wall instead of concrete from alleged sidewalk. Takes 1 1/2 seconds to do this deliberate move by Zimmerman. No one has noticed this as Zimm is in rt side of video.
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The cop took off his jacket and put it in the trunk….the video doesn’t reveal anything that changes my mind though….there was a struggle, don’t we all know that?
did anyone else hear the audio tapes were analyzed & for SURE it was Trayvon screaming? i havent even listened to them bc i just #CANT
@FAYLA
HE WILL NEED TO SHOOT HIMSELF CAUSE FOLKS ARE GOING TO DO STREET JUSTIN
@Ky
I’m thinking he is trying to hug and kiss her from behind and he smells pretty bad and so do his breath, so she is holding her nose from the smell
J Said it! says:
Loooking at that video I wanna see travons blood splatter on zimmerman since trayvon was on top beating his head in….. forensic science… There should be lots of blood on zimmerman jacket/tshirt..
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Especially if it was as close range as they were saying, we should see something right?
@
– YOU DON’T SAY?!?! 
I spoke to you guys on the Lotto post. I’m not speakin again!

Auntie posed some of the BEST questions i’ve seen regarding this case on her twitter page. questions that the police should have put together to arrest this murdering BASTARD
@FAYLA
*JUSTICE… TYPING TOO FAST…LOL
No MORE
I cant any more with this story
gonna wait for the fire to come down.
@ J Said it! “Loooking at that video I wanna see travons blood splatter on zimmerman since trayvon was on top beating his head in….. forensic science… There should be lots of blood on zimmerman jacket/tshirt..” EX-F*CKIN-ZACTLY!!!!!
i was thinking the same damn thing!!!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so what happens if zimmerlessthanaman is not convicted?
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Lets hope there is a conviction….otherwise I fear it will be open season on all light brights.
Hi BlackBeauti, I read this comment in another post. Thanks for the info.
I believe ole Chaz Bono pointed that gun at Trayvon and that young man was trying to defend himself but they will continue to spin this anyway but the right way. Let Trayvon would have got that gun and shot Chaz Trayvon would be under the cell regardless if it was 911 tapes proving that indeed Chaz started it
MsWhang i seent u
Not believing it. I spoke earlier, will speak again- Hello peeps!!1
Auntie why ju got me blocked on the Twitta & i cant follow u huh?
*whispers* i still be goin on yo page tho. i’d just like to see in my timeline
scorpio says:
Now, if you are suffering from a broken nose, and a bashed in head, why would you think, let me wipe my feet?
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Because there was nothing wrong with him. He also looks really cocky in the video, like he knows the police department will hire him now that he shot a “coon”.
I heard they took 3 days to notify Trayvon’s father even though it was right by his house and they had Trayvon’s cellphone. That baby set in the morgue for 3 days. The father kept calling 911 and eventually they showed up at his house with a pic of Trayvon dead and said it was self defense
Call me cray, but I went to the store yesti-day and was ESSSSITED as shyt because I got a package of 100 feminine wipes for like $7.99. A bish runs threw them wipes cuz she uses them RELIGIOUSLY and be running out. Them wipes keeps that min min on fresh alert!
@ Fayla I finally listened to the 911 tape on Saturday and it was very sad, made me teary eyed just hearing that child beg for help
for justice because our young black men are slowly becoming endangered species
MsWhang
I keeps my wipes on deck too! Gotta keep the patty fresh!
if he did get his head smushed, so what it just proves that this baby tried to fight for his life.. he stalked him .. end of story
@TATTED
FayFay – I put to much Whip in my hurr yesterday after washing it. Now, I look like I got my hurr done at Jiffy Lube! First time I’ve ever done that in the 4 months I’ve been using it!
I gotta wash it again!
The Makeup Maven says:
Call me cray, but I went to the store yesti-day and was ESSSSITED as shyt because I got a package of 100 feminine wipes for like $7.99. A bish runs threw them wipes cuz she uses them RELIGIOUSLY and be running out. Them wipes keeps that min min on fresh alert!

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I stock up on those bishes, too.
Have you seen the Summer’s Eve ones that are individually wrapped?
No reason for a funky box, now…
The Makeup Maven says: “Them wipes keeps that min min on fresh alert!”^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ OH YOU FANCY HUH?
Douche and Whipfinity?
I just love how Sandra has been using her powers for good for once.
@KyCakes
I keep those Summer’s Eve individual packets in my purse too!
@ Fe – NO JOKE! I keeps a fresh scent down there! I don’t play with that funky puzzy shyt! NEVER had a complaint about my min min’s freshness.

@ Sauce – I ain’t lying! Ain’t no reason for bishes juice boxes to be smelling RANCID and shyt!
I EVERYONE HAS
FRESH SMELLING COOKIES. THATS JUST NASTY
#TEAMFRESHPUSSY
@ Kycakes & Tetra – Girl, I don’t play that! You just can’t wipe that azz. Wipe that min min, shyt! Get all in that damn crease, fold and split. And women be neglecting that dayum “bulge” too! You got to wipe all up and through that bish!
#TeamBabyWipes
Wait, lol I am not a MD yet, but if ZimmerCLANSman had head injuries that bad wouldn’t he be admitted to make sure he didn’t have a concussion?
Ok so, Zimmerman can either go to jail, or die by the streets. *Drops Mic* * Pics it back up and throws it at Zimmerman*
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
#TeamBabyWipes
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Reminds me of ol’ Terrence Howard’s azz.
I remember when he gave that interview and he said he doesn’t mess with Women who don’t have baby wipes in their bathrooms…
From then on, he was known as Terrence ‘Baby Wipes’ Howard…
But I digress…
Sassy you should use the Summer’s Eve ones. Baby Wipes can throw off your PH balance…
This chit here, is too much!
Cant fail with Johnson’s & Johnson’s!
*Lives by baby wipes, baby lotion, baby soap and baby oil.
If it’s safe enough for baby’s cooters, it’s safe enough for mine!!
(Sensitive skin.)
@ASHLAND
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR GRAVI.. IS THAT A PRINT THAT I CAN BUY. EVERYTIME I SEE IT, IT MAKES ME SMILE
CD FENTY says:
@Tatted and her tutorial for cleaning pussy Sad thang is some women really need to be taught
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Right? I told a gf once to make sure and pick up some panty liners for her trip to Florida. She had no idea what I was referring to.
I told her “Fluck the humidity; you don’t use ’em anyway?”
Aryanna says:
Ok so, Zimmerman can either go to jail, or die by the streets. *Drops Mic* * Pics it back up and throws it at Zimmerman*
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@Ky
Summer’s Eve and all that women’s smell-good sh*t kept me with yeast infections.
Baby stuff wins!!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Ky
Summer’s Eve and all that women’s smell-good sh*t kept me with yeast infections.
Word?
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Oh. My bad…
KY, I thought that was Will.I.Am who said that…
Sandra Rose says
Because there was nothing wrong with him. He also looks really cocky in the video, like he knows the police department will hire him now that he shot a “coon”.
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His brother even looked cocky on Piers Morgan.
I have noticed now how the media is for sure now saying that Zimmerman is Hispanic.
Yes to Johnson & Johnson.
@ SASS – I use baby wipes too. Which ever I pick up. But I’m an avid user of Baby oil and Baby lotion…JOHNSON AND JOHNSON all day!
The media is inciting a race war or tryIng to anyway….
@Ky
Girl, I had to leave all that Bath & Body Works, Summer’s Eve, Victoria’s SEcret lotions/soap crap….
Doctor said it was fukking me up! Told me tog et some baby wash (hypoallergenic.) I’ve been all good since!
@ CD – Trust me….SOME WOMEN NEED TO BE TAUGHT, WALKING ‘ROUND HERE WITH A RANCID SMELLING AZZ PUZZY. JUST SMELLING STRAIGHT SPOILED AND SHIT! And trim that fckin’ juicebox hair. That keeps down the sweat, which in turns keep down the smell of mustiness (i’on give a fck if that’s not a word). Hell, I learned how to properly wash my min min as a child…AND YA’LL WAS CRACKIN’ ON ME CUZ MY MOMMA KEPT BUSSIN’ IN THE BAFFROOM TOM’BOUT, YOU GET’CHO MIN MIN! Look at what the shyt got me… A FRESH AZZ MIN MIN AS AN ADULT AND NOT’A ONE COMPLAINT!
I NEED MY COOKIE EDIBLE BECAUSE I WILL NEED TO KISS THAT MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE DONE
JMO says:
KY, I thought that was Will.I.Am who said that…
It was Mr Howard…
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Will.I.Am looks like he needs to carry around his own tub of baby wipes.
Do they make baby wipes for men’s linty balls?
That may be a money maker right there now..
I use the Always feminine wipes….I like those the absolute best!
So no one saw Toure and Piers Morgan bitching at each other on Friday???
Sass – Yes, the powdery, floral chit will fluck up the PH balance, too.
SAUCEY82 says:
@ASHLAND
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR GRAVI.. IS THAT A PRINT THAT I CAN BUY. EVERYTIME I SEE IT, IT MAKES ME SMILE
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Lol that is actually MY FACE,, A good friend of mine worked for cartoon network and on the BOONDOCKS he drew me as a character for my birthday a few years back… thanks
If you still want something I will keep you in mind in a couple months I might have something click on my name you can see the bigger picture
I dont care if he has gashes or not. I truely dont give a phuck
If Trayvon tagged his azz he had every right to. Trayvon did what anyone would’ve done in that situation. You ran up on that child for no reason and expected him to ball up. When he didnt the azzhole pulled out his gun.
I NEED MY COOKIE EDIBLE BECAUSE I WILL NEED TO KISS THAT MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE DONE
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my boo never had a woman kiss him after that before me…he thought I was strange.
The things we end up talking about on SR, I swear.
@Tatted
Will u tell these hoes again about cutting that bush down. I went to the beach last summer one chick came out the water dripping wet with pussy hair soaking wet hanging out her bikini
Not only that the fool had hair under her arms 
The Makeup Maven says:
MY MOMMA KEPT BUSSIN’ IN THE BAFFROOM TOM’BOUT, YOU GET’CHO MIN MIN!
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My Momma called it a chicken.
“Wash yo chicken”
@Ky
Will I AM said the same thing that he doesnt deal with women that dont carry baby wipes
Eazy says:
I NEED MY COOKIE EDIBLE BECAUSE I WILL NEED TO KISS THAT MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE DONE
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my boo never had a woman kiss him after that before me…he thought I was strange.
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& 
KyCakes says:
Sass – Yes, the powdery, floral chit will fluck up the PH balance, too
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Still dont know how yall walk aroud with them thangs…
@ CD – I don’t play that hair shyt, and grant it, I know there are quite a few women that can’t go absolutely bare because they min min ain’t built fo’ that, but if that’s the case, trim that shyt to a fade or sumfin and get those hairs on the inner thighs. I HATE, HATE SEEING THAT SHYT.
CD FENTY says:
@Ky
Will I AM said the same thing that he doesnt deal with women that dont carry baby wipes
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It’s always the dirtiest looking ninjas that have ‘standards’…..
@ Kycakes –
@ chicken! 
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Ky
Girl, I had to leave all that Bath & Body Works, Summer’s Eve, Victoria’s SEcret lotions/soap crap….
Doctor said it was fukking me up! Told me tog et some baby wash (hypoallergenic.) I’ve been all good since!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS!!!!!
with Sass. I have sensitive skin, too. I can’t use all that ish with all those perfumes and chit, either. My baby even got sensitive skin from my crazy azz, too. I couldn’t use nothing but J&J Sensitive Skin baby wipes on him when he was in pampers.
TheRealAshland says:
SAUCEY82 says:
@ASHLAND
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR GRAVI.. IS THAT A PRINT THAT I CAN BUY. EVERYTIME I SEE IT, IT MAKES ME SMILE
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Lol that is actually MY FACE,, A good friend of mine worked for cartoon network and on the BOONDOCKS he drew me as a character for my birthday a few years back… thanks If you still want something I will keep you in mind in a couple months I might have something click on my name you can see the bigger picture
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WELL THANK YOU PLEASE DO. I REALLY WANT THAT PIC THERE I SWEAR I DO IT WILL FIT JUST RIGHT IN MY PLACE. IT HAS THE ROGHT TONE AND EVERYTHING
The Makeup Maven says:
….trim that shyt to a fade or sumfin
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A fade?
Aww man….
#ShadowFade
Eazy says:
I NEED MY COOKIE EDIBLE BECAUSE I WILL NEED TO KISS THAT MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE DONE
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my boo never had a woman kiss him after that before me…he thought I was strange.
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BABY!!! I’LL LICK YOUR LIPS AFTER YOU DONE… SHOOT I KNOW IM VERY CLEAN…!!!! FREAK NASTY…LOL MY BABE KNOWS THE DEAL!
A fade is fine. Just don’t get a Sharpie Lo Speshul.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ CD – I don’t play that hair shyt, and grant it, I know there are quite a few women that can’t go absolutely bare because they min min ain’t built fo’ that, but if that’s the case, trim that shyt to a fade or sumfin and get those hairs on the inner thighs. I HATE, HATE SEEING THAT SHYT.
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LOL MY BABE KNOWS THE DEAL
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Mine learned that day
#TeamWoodFloor
@saucey @ me on twitter and I will send you my email addy
@ Kycakes & MIRS (heyyy mama) heyul yeah a close fade. I hate to see wirey azz puzzy hair! trim that shyt, PUH-LEEEEZE!
@ YSO – IHATECHU for the Sharpie Lo!
@ASH
IS THAT YOUR TWITTER NAME
One of my cousins said he was kicking it with a girl a few years back that was fine as fukk (his words). He said she smelled good, looked good, house was clean even when he popped up because he was testing her. He said when they finally were about to the do the deed he stuck his finger in her pussy (his other test) he said when he pulled that finger out he almost had a seizure his finger smelled horrible. He said he laid his finger on her lips right under her nose and said “u smell this, this is u got up and left. He dumb as hell so I know for a fact he said that
@Tatted
I can’t do nan fur…Gotta keep it smooth…hair bothers me
@EAZY

OK!!!!
CD FENTY says:
One of my cousins said he was kicking it with a girl a few years back that was fine as fukk (his words). He said she smelled good, looked good, house was clean even when he popped up because he was testing her. He said when they finally were about to the do the deed he stuck his finger in her pussy (his other test) he said when he pulled that finger out he almost had a seizure his finger smelled horrible. He said he laid his finger on her lips right under her nose and said “u smell this, this is u got up and left. He dumb as hell so I know for a fact he said that

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@CD
I love it when a dude would stick the fingers in and then lick them clean…
Toure better than me cause I would told Piers Morgan a complete fluck you.
I don’t care if Toure is a “journalist” or anything else. He BLACK first. He held this tongue better than me.
He said he laid his finger on her lips right under her nose and said “u smell this, this is u got up and left
I bet the look of disappointment was all over his face!
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This heffa really said Sharpie Lo!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ CD – I don’t play that hair shyt, and grant it, I know there are quite a few women that can’t go absolutely bare because they min min ain’t built fo’ that, but if that’s the case, trim that shyt to a fade or sumfin and get those hairs on the inner thighs. I HATE, HATE SEEING THAT SHYT.
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Not only that but its hot az hell I dont want a wool rug on my snatch
@ASH
I THINK I FOUND YOU
@ Kycakes – I’mma bare kinda girl too! I don’t do hair, unless a bish being lazy at the moment. But trust, I’ll get up and nair the shyt outta HER, my legs & underarms!
Lunch time n no appetite…
What yall talkn bout?
@Eazy
Girl he is extremely stupid. He also does an ear test. Wear he smells behind women ears because he claims women dont wash behind their ears like they are supposed to. He said some women earlobes be smelling like straight dookey
Feline Feminine says:
@CD
dude is STOOOOOPID fa dat one!
I love it when a dude would stick the fingers in and then lick them clean…
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I RATHER LICK MY GIRLS FINGERS CLEAN
@CHATTED
I did indeed. I totally got a visual too. My mind is a strange and wonderful place you know.
CD FENTY says:
@Eazy
My friend checks the belly button 
Girl he is extremely stupid. He also does an ear test. Wear he smells behind women ears because he claims women dont wash behind their ears like they are supposed to. He said some women earlobes be smelling like straight dookey
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CD FENTY says:
@Eazy
AND PUHHH-LEEEEZE GET THAT BELLY BUTTON. You know got dayum well if you don’t wash that bish, it smells like chitlins! JUS’ STAWWWWP IT! Oh, and I hate a dirty azz earlobe too! 
Girl he is extremely stupid. He also does an ear test. Wear he smells behind women ears because he claims women dont wash behind their ears like they are supposed to. He said some women earlobes be smelling like straight dookey
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@CD
What in theee hayul??? Who doesn’t wash behind their EARS???????????
@Man
I couldn’t get past how straight Toure kept his face while going in! Then Piers just started calling him names and damn near broke out some ‘yo mama’ dozens!
Oh yeah ladies if u got big ole tittys I pray yall picking dem bytches up and washing under them also. They are checking for any type of smell under there also
I just love my male cousins they crack me the hell up

Behind the ear?? I do that to my niece after her baths, be soooo mad when she doesnt wash behind that! I see Im doing something right
Hell yeah. And I got a tummy, so I have to make sure I wash the creases and folds in that bish too! No dookey tummy for me…OR TITTAYS!
@Eazy
Me too I wash my babies everyday. That’s just gross for any age. He said in high school he tried licking a females ear and his whole tongue tasted like wax
CD FENTY says:
Oh yeah ladies if u got big ole tittys I pray yall picking dem bytches up and washing under them also. They are checking for any type of smell under there also I just love my male cousins they crack me the hell up
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Ewww…. I dont even think I wanna know how that smells
He said in high school he tried licking a females ear and his whole tongue tasted like wax
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And now he is scared straight from the memories!!
@ YSO – I see. I rather enjoy the demons your mind possess.
@FELINE
“I couldn’t get past how straight Toure kept his face while going in! Then Piers just started calling him names and damn near broke out some ‘yo mama’ dozens! ”
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Yeah, Piers was straight pizzed. He was turning red and chit. I’ve noticed that he has lost his temper a few times on his show.
OH MAKE SURE THEY JUST DONT DO BIRD BATHS.. I NEED FOR YOU TO WASH YOUR ARSH PLEASE
Im guilty of sometimes doing “hoe baths”
DJM!
@CHATTED
Why thank ya. Glad somebody does.
@SAUCEY 82
OH MAKE SURE THEY JUST DONT DO BIRD BATHS.. I NEED FOR YOU TO WASH YOUR ARSH PLEASE
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You ever do a lil back door lickin?

Ears = cotton ball and astringent to get all the dirt up. Same thing with navels.
Oh, and necks!! I hate to see a dirty neck!!!
Lotsa folks walking around with them though! Get a cotton ball (or 5), put some astringent on it and clean that neck! Exfoliate!
Before I go tho… Anybody know how to unlock my twitter… I got 10 txt
me out for keeping my twitter private 
Oh, and ppl crack up because I only use white wash rags. They ask “why Tatted?” Because those bish’s tell the TRUFF that’s why. I only use white wash clothes AND I ALSO USE A SEPARATE FACE TOWEL. I ain’t using the same cloth to wash my face as I did to get up in that booty hole!

Hold up
Whats a HOE bath ?
@ Tatted
@ min min
@Eazy
No shame here: I “hoe bath” every morning.
Grandma said you don’t shower in the morning then head right out the door with less than a couple of hours in between, you get pneumonia.
Only time I shower in the day before I leave is on Sats & Suns. Mon-Fri, I shower the night before right as I am about to get into bed. Hoe bath in morning. Shower again when I get home before I get into bed.
@Saucey
Chile dont get me started had an “ex” friend to jokingly say she cant remember the last time she washed her feet because she always was running late and bird bathing it. Bytch thought I was about to start laughing with her when I politely told her “bytch u nasty” needless to say things between us changed from that point on.
Oh wait- I lied.
I actually showered this morning because of all my extracurriculars I did last night/this morning. We wre sweating and sh*t, had to.
I usually try to have sex after work way before bed to avoid that though. Made me late this morning because I had to throw in the extra shower.
@LAKER
Go to your settings. It’s under Tweet Privacy. But I don’t see what the problem is. All they need to do is make a follow request and once you accept them they’re in.
<— HATES TO SEE WHEN A PERSON GETS UP OFF A TOILET THAT A DIRT RING HAS BEEN LEFT OF THE TOILET SEAT! YOU AIN'T WASHING THE BACKS OF YOUR THIGHS BISH??? HOW THE HELL YOU WASH YO AZZ CRACK, HOLE AND CHEEKS AND NOT HIT THE BACK OF THOSE THIGHS…RIGHT BELOW THE AZZ CHEEKS??

UGH, BE THOROUGH AT THAT TIME!
@Tatted … You “Nair” down there?? Don’t that ish burn??
@IGo
You “wrench” off in the sink. Hit face, neck, tits, underarm, genitals and feet.
And brush your teeth.
@Tatted
@ IGo when u bathe in the sink and only hit the spots
@ Tatted a ring around the toilet seat though
What in the funky thigh hell 
<—-again, I can't see how folks don't wash behind ears, in the belly button, under the tittays, the neck, etc….all that shyt is on your BODY…so when you clean your BODY how do you not think about those places?!
Yeah, I'm grossed out….brb to get some lurnch…
@
THERE IS A NEW SPECIAL NAIR NOW, PLUS, WHEN YOU BEEN NAIRING AS LONG AS I HAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT’CHU DOING! 
@Tatted
You can use the same towel. You start up and then work your way down. In shower, I clean everything above genitals, then legs, then genitals, then use the pumice stone and the hard scrubber for my feets.
But I also had at LEAST 100 washcloths. So me & mister get a brand new washcloth everytime we step in the bathroom. We can afford to go top to bottom.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@IGo
You “wrench” off in the sink. Hit face, neck, tits, underarm, genitals and feet.
And brush your teeth.
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OH I caught a chic doing that at a Cheveron on 75… walked in right on her.
@ CD – Girl, I’m not an avid “toilet user” because of shyt like this. AND EVERYTIME I USE THE BATHROOM AT WORK, I wet a papertowel and wipe down the toilet seat!
@Saucy my twitter name is my username lol @TheRealAshland ;p
I use those exfoliating body gloves too!! Those are great!!
@Tatted, whats the name of it??
Math city bish, math math city bishh, 10, 10, 10 and 20 equals 50 bish.
@SASSY
I do the same thing in the shower.
I hoe bath in the shower, I just hit the “spots” and keep it moving. I cant wash nothing but my face in the sink, wont feel right
@Igo
In a gas station?! EWWWWWWW!!!!
Also- re: stocks. I need a quick turnaround. Can you help me out? Maybe with about 10k to play with real quick?
@ SASS – I just can’t do it!
I HAVE TO USE A SEPARATE WASH CLOTH FOR MY FACE. Just always been that way. PLUS I have sensitive skin on my face. I’ll break out if you just stare at me too long. AND THEY HAV’TA BE WHITE TOO!
I Go There says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@IGo
You “wrench” off in the sink. Hit face, neck, tits, underarm, genitals and feet.
And brush your teeth.
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OH I caught a chic doing that at a Cheveron on 75… walked in right on her.

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YSO IDK WTF IS UP WITH MY TWITTER EAZI CANT SEE ME BUT I SEE HER..
AND SOME OF MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS AND FB FRIENDS CUZZN A BISH OUT… I CANT GET IT OFF PRIVATE THO..
FUK IT!! THEY JUST WANT TO TALK SHAIT TO ME ON TWITTER AAANTIWAYZ!! HMMPH!
@
It’s just nair “bikini” and they come in scents like banana split, or strawberry. I use it all the time.
I HAVE to take a shower at night and in the morning I just feel like its my duty as an American citizen
@Lakes, you tried your account setting to make your twitter public? Ion why I cant see your twats
cause I sent a follow request
Tatted
will look for that
Whatchall talmbout?
Oh, and I have to make sure I get up under my azz cheeks. I gotta big azz and AIN’T WAY IN THE FLAMES THROWING HEYUL am I gon NOT touch up that spot! I have a low-ridah, so my donk sits low….
@Eazy
I scrubs everything in the shower. I gotta drive my neighbors crazy (I think they be flushing the toilet on purpose when I’m in the shower to reduce the water pressha), it takes me no less than 25-30 mins to shower. I’m OCD-ish about hitting everything.
Sometimes I’ll be scrubbing and turn to get more soap, and Mister will be standing there just looking at me from a gap in the curtain talking about (“I just want to see what a person does in a shower for almost 40 mins!”)
I haven’t mastered the 10-15 min shower yet but I’m trying….
I Go There says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@IGo
You “wrench” off in the sink. Hit face, neck, tits, underarm, genitals and feet.
And brush your teeth.
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OH I caught a chic doing that at a Cheveron on 75… walked in right on her.
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There is a difference Igo u probably caught her between tricks and she didnt have time to fully wash her azz
I like the Nair wax strips, very neat
I use them on my legs. I am addicted to waxing for all of the other places…
But I prefer using bath puffs with a body wash or I have those things that you can put your soap in to scrub with. I have a wash cloth for down there.
Who’s admitting to taking ho baths and ish
<— FOR THE MOST PART TAKES SHOWERS AT NIGHT BECAUSE MY MOMMA US'TA SAY "DON'T GET IN MY BED & MY CLEAN SHEETS SMELLING LIKE ALL OUTSIDE AND SHYT…AND WASH THEM FEET!" Sooo, it's been embedded in me sinec I was a child. Now, sometimes I will wait until the morning.
Also- re: stocks. I need a quick turnaround. Can you help me out? Maybe with about 10k to play with real quick?
Okay something fast like you wanna get in and out and make a lil money… Okay on sunday check out MSNBC they have those stock shows.
Everytime they mention a stock on there that will be rising check it next week. ANd it usually does. What you do is grab it real quick and then dump it by Wed… Grab one and see if that works for you. Get an E-Trader account too… and you can fk with pennie stocks… get more bang for you buck.
I have a special washcloth for down there because I can only use unscented Dove on my cotton candy
EAZY
IDK… I NEED ACE TO FIZZ THIS FOR ME!! 
I pay a bish $70/month to keep my “China Set” BARE! Period!
Ain’t got time to be foling with no nair!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ CD – Girl, I’m not an avid “toilet user” because of shyt like this. AND EVERYTIME I USE THE BATHROOM AT WORK, I wet a papertowel and wipe down the toilet seat!
Tatted get a big azz can of Lysol. I even spray the walls of the stalls after seeing the germ episode on Dateline 
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I haven’t mastered the 10-15 min shower yet but I’m trying….
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I be in the shower acting like Im in a spa! Problem solving and everything! My water getting cold is my reality check
Sassy, the one I was referring to isn’t for a quick return
@CHATTED
One must lift and separate in the shower. Got to get everywhere.
Ty says:
I Go There says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@IGo
You “wrench” off in the sink. Hit face, neck, tits, underarm, genitals and feet.
And brush your teeth.
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OH I caught a chic doing that at a Cheveron on 75… walked in right on her.
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There is a difference Igo u probably caught her between tricks and she didnt have time to fully wash her azz
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Oh I thought she was trying to wash up before she got home…
I take my sweet time in the shower too
That’s my thinking time, I be laughing and ish 
yallcrazy says:
Who’s admitting to taking ho baths and ish
its only for quick emergencies, I never get in my bed without scrubbing my ass
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@ TY – Oh yeah, they keep lysol at work too!
@ Fay – you know its some FILTHY azz tripe azz bishes walking the face of THEE earth!
@ YSO – I have a full grown woman’s body. I have to lift, fold, separate and then get it!
The Makeup Maven says:
<— FOR THE MOST PART TAKES SHOWERS AT NIGHT BECAUSE MY MOMMA US'TA SAY "DON'T GET IN MY BED & MY CLEAN SHEETS SMELLING LIKE ALL OUTSIDE AND SHYT…AND WASH THEM FEET!" Sooo, it's been embedded in me sinec I was a child. Now, sometimes I will wait until the morning.
I have my kids this way also (except the boy-smdh)so they will call my azz out if I dont do it. I am truely going to start pressure washing my son non bathing azz though 
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Eazy says:
I haven’t mastered the 10-15 min shower yet but I’m trying….
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I be in the shower acting like Im in a spa! Problem solving and everything! My water getting cold is my reality check
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^^^^^ This
YALL I TAKES LOOOONG AZZ SHOWERS TOO..
WATER BE HAAWT AS FUK!! COME OUT RED.. 
yallcrazy says:
I take my sweet time in the shower too
That’s my thinking time, I be laughing and ish 
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You would be laughing to yourself in the damn shower
Fay, I used to have a facial scar (from childhood) and now it is gone…
I just noticed this morning yo!
And I have been using the Whip on my face for about a few months now (in place of Clinique).
I have to go back and look at old pics, because I don’t even remember which side it’s on. I never paid any attn to it, but now I wanna know where it used to be
I don’t usually take long showers (15 min max) but I love to take long soaks in the tub. Folks be thinking I drowned or something.
Ty, did you try buying him some Axe? They have “cool” sets and ish
If it wasn’t for Axe, I’d be hosing mine down too
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Jmo, Yep!
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Laker, I be living for that hot pain
@JMO
If you are not of the DD and up club you will not understand.
yallcrazy says:
Ty, did you try buying him some Axe? They have “cool” sets and ish
If it wasn’t for Axe, I’d be hosing mine down too
The entire bathroom smelled like axe
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Yeah and his azz used it all at one time
YSoSrs says:
@JMO
If you are not of the DD and up club you will not understand.
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For yall that have sons, do they not like to take baths or is it just my man’s son?? Its always a damn argument
I won’t buy Axe. I don’t like it and won’t have my house smelling like it either.
Ty, you have to “monitor” it yo!!!
Me: Ok now, don’t get carried away. You know how much to use right?!!?
Him: YES, *sigh* only a peas-worth.
After about a week of this convo, it worked
<—-just got done eating my VE-GE-TA-BLES (In Halle's voice on 'Losing Isaiah')…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SAUCEY 82
OH MAKE SURE THEY JUST DONT DO BIRD BATHS.. I NEED FOR YOU TO WASH YOUR ARSH PLEASE
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You ever do a lil back door lickin?
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CANT LICK THE ARSH
BUT DONT MIND MINES BEING LICKED
Jmo, I don’t know!
#ihopewearepassedthatstagebecause 
ION like the Axe smell either, BUT ION like no billy goat smells
@Yall
*raises hand*
I take hoe baths in the morning. Only shower at night. Don’t like dirty people on my sheets.
CD FENTY says:
@Saucey
Chile dont get me started had an “ex” friend to jokingly say she cant remember the last time she washed her feet because she always was running late and bird bathing it. Bytch thought I was about to start laughing with her when I politely told her “bytch u nasty” needless to say things between us changed from that point on.
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THAT HEFFAA IS JUST NASTY AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY…..
@JMO
Boys love taking baths til they hit 4 or 5. Then it’s like they are suddenly allergic to soap and water. Have to come in and wash their asses behind them cause they think the dirt will just magically float off their bodies.
Boyfriend horror story
I had a boyfriend who took strange showers… He would be in there for a good 20 mins and come out… back would be dry as hell! I didn’t understand how you could be in the shower that long and never turn and wash your back? At first I thought he wrapped the towel around himself and dried his back as he came out but as I watched him one day, he never turned in the shower and just washed his fronts….
Needless to say he became my ex soon after the discovery. (glad I never gave him
service…)
SAUCE
can u rub my back? 
@ TY – I don’t know what it is about little boys & they hate washing they azz and then grow up to be men tom’bout women stanking and shyt!

@MP
My 15 year old thank gawwddd has now become a shower addict because baby that child use to act like he was allergic to water. 
How old is he? My 3 year old likes to because he is able to openly play with his weenie
yallcrazy says:
Ty, you have to “monitor” it yo!!!
Me: Ok now, don’t get carried away. You know how much to use right?!!?
Him: YES, *sigh* only a peas-worth.
After about a week of this convo, it worked
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Imagine my azz trying to cover the Axe smell with Febreeze and Fabuloso
<<< AWW SNAP.. LOOKS AT MY HUSSBAND
…. NELLY 
@Yall/Eazy
I laugh in the shower too!
I just be thinking about stuff that happened, day dreaming, some more sh*t. Singing, talking to myself. Ranting to myself.
My shower is my one “hour of crazy to myself” every night! Probably why it takes so long. Staring at the wall tiles and everything….
Glad it ain’t just me!
Sassy, did you get it. It’s not showing up in my sent box (on my end)?!
yallcrazy says:
Fay, I used to have a facial scar (from childhood) and now it is gone…
I just noticed this morning yo! And I have been using the Whip on my face for about a few months now (in place of Clinique).
I have to go back and look at old pics, because I don’t even remember which side it’s on. I never paid any attn to it, but now I wanna know where it used to be
i LUV hearing that girl! i’ve been getting really good feedback on whipfinity’s mark fading capabilities. thx SO much for sharing Mami!
<—2nd one for good measure
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@Wut
YSoSrs says:
@JMO
Boys love taking baths til they hit 4 or 5. Then it’s like they are suddenly allergic to soap and water. Have to come in and wash their asses behind them cause they think the dirt will just magically float off their bodies.
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Ok, I thought it was just his son. He asked his son to brush his teeth before bed the other day and he went in the bathroom, ran water and the next thing I see is his azz speed walking up out the bathroom
I was like “boy, please get in there and brush your teeth so he can stop yelling” … You would’ve thought I asked him to run a marathon
<— smh
@LAKES
WELL OF COURSE YOU CAN BOO
Mine uses Johnson & Johnson without complaint. He even says he doesn’t feel clean if he doesn’t have that lotion and baby powder smell.
But that also means he thinks he can rub on some deodorant, lotion and powder without washing his ass first cause he smells good.
@ CD – Yo 15 y/o is a shower addict cuz he in there doing UN-GAWDLY THANGS!
Had a friend who had to stay with me for a few months and her son, was about 14/15 at the time. That lil’ nigga us’ta get cussed out by me on a regular, being in the shower 30/40 mins at that time and ain’t have not snaps on that water bill. Turns out, I busted in on his azz and he was jackin’ off for EVER. He was all horrified I busted in. I told that lil’ nigga – “TRUST ME WHEN I SAY, EACH AND EERY DICK I DON HAD BEEN BIGGA THAN YOURS. I AIN’T EEM ON IT ANYMORE, SO YOU SAFE!
I stopped staring at the wall tiles (for about 10 yrs now) because I be seeing scary shyt in the pictures.
not a joke. My mind is a mother-effer!
That in itself is something that I laugh about in the shower, because I try to avoid it
SAUCE **LAYS DOWN** OK HIT THAT LOWER BACK PWWEAASE!!
HOW WAS UR WEEKND?
@Tatted
I die a little every time watching her read that child’s book line by line with her fanger on the page with tears streaming down saying “VE-GE-TA-BLES”
CD FENTY says:
@Wut
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My man’s son is 11. It just started though and its so random! He used to want to shower all the time and put on the same cologne and chit as his dad … I don’t know what happened
CD FENTY says:
@Wut
My oldest tried that chit didnt realize my crazy ass had laid on the floor and seen him sleeping on the bathroom floor with the shower running. I said “psstt u comfortable muthafugga and starting kicking that door” he popped up so quick


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another friend of mine (ex friend now) son usta do that shyt! I was over her house one day and told him to get in the shower. I’m thanking that lil’ nigga get his shower on. Turns out, she like “let me go check on this fool!” She goes up the stairs and her door was a high door so she could see that nigga’s feet on the floor while shower was going! Needless to say, he was all kinds of dirty bastids and got that back toe’ up!
how bout i had a girlfriend back in th day who’s hubby said he was allergic to water & thats y he couldnt bathe
how is this POSSIBLE???
TY :2dance: heyyy sugah wugah!
YALL my shower time is my ME time. I laugh, pray, & have some really good ideas to come to me in the shower #goodtimes
Am i the only one that prefers to shower than bathe? i always feel kinda dirty after taking a bath bc u’re sitting in the dirty water that just came off ur dirty body & still end up with taking a quick shower
@Tatted
Is my baby in there squirting out his children 
Thanks for that visual. He has all of sudden starting locking his door
CD FENTY says:
@Wut
My oldest tried that chit didnt realize my crazy ass had laid on the floor and seen him sleeping on the bathroom floor with the shower running. I said “psstt u comfortable muthafugga and starting kicking that door” he popped up so quick
Sleep?! Funny as hell! Look my son use to do crazy bathroom stuff until he start getting noticed by girls. I don’t have to make him shower now!
Now to get him to ease off the cologne 
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The Makeup Maven says:
@ TY – I don’t know what it is about little boys & they hate washing they azz and then grow up to be men tom’bout women stanking and shyt!
I tried to explain to him that he has to bathe especially since he is light skinned. U cant be light with a navy blue neck
Now wash your azz before I wash it for u 
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I dont know what it is
The Makeup Maven says:
@ CD – Yo 15 y/o is a shower addict cuz he in there doing UN-GAWDLY THANGS!
Had a friend who had to stay with me for a few months and her son, was about 14/15 at the time. That lil’ nigga us’ta get cussed out by me on a regular, being in the shower 30/40 mins at that time and ain’t have not snaps on that water bill. Turns out, I busted in on his azz and he was jackin’ off for EVER. He was all horrified I busted in. I told that lil’ nigga – “TRUST ME WHEN I SAY, EACH AND EERY DICK I DON HAD BEEN BIGGA THAN YOURS. I AIN’T EEM ON IT ANYMORE, SO YOU SAFE!
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CD FENTY says:
@Tatted
Is my baby in there squirting out his children 
Thanks for that visual. He has all of sudden starting locking his door
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Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@WUT
how bout i had a girlfriend back in th day who’s hubby said he was allergic to water & thats y he couldnt bathe how is this POSSIBLE???
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ALLERGIC? Heeyall no! Water was allergic to him lil stinky butt! And how did he bathe? AND IF HE NEVER DID HOW DID YOUR HOMEGIRL STAND THE SMELL?
Damn
I FOUND MY BRO DOING THAT :jack: CHANGED MY WAY OF SEEING THAT NASTY FUKA!!
HE AINT NO KID NO MORE!!
@SIS DANG TURN HIS LITTLE VIENNA DOWN HUH??
@LAKES
OHHHHH PLEASE DO. I WAS CLEANING UP AND NOW MY BACK IS CRAZY… NOTHING MUCH SPENT TIME WITH MY GIRL WATCHING ALL THE DAMN BASKETBALL GAMES, AND WITH MY SIS PLANNING STUFF… HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND MISSY?
CD FENTY says:
@Tatted
Is my baby in there squirting out his children 

Thanks for that visual. He has all of sudden starting locking his door
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I’m afraid so, CD! I’m afraid so!
I WISH a grown mothafcking man would look me in the face and tell me he is allergic to water.
Nigra, our bodies are 90% water so if your ass is allergic, your ass should also be dead.
@ FE – yeah, I was DEEP in to lesbianism and this nigga wanna gasp and his his vienna with one hand and shyt! You ain’t impressing me bruh-bruh! I ain’t gon “middle school teacha” yo azz. I ain’t eeem on it no mo! I told that lil’ nigga “you safe!” HIS MOMMA WAS HOLLERING WHEN I SAID THAT!
JMO says:
CD FENTY says:
@Tatted
Take it from a mother of a 16 year old… you are about a million grandkids down! 
Thanks for that visual. He has all of sudden starting locking his door Is my baby in there squirting out his children
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I caught my son watchin porn off his Wii
I was wondering why he always took “Naps” in the afternoon now. I just walked in one day and pictures of women busting it wide open all on the screen. 
YSoSrs says:
I WISH a grown mothafcking man would look me in the face and tell me he is allergic to water.
Nigra, our bodies are 90% water so if your ass is allergic, your ass should also be dead.
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FUGGING
@Yall
I just got it!! Thanks!
I still stare at the tiles. Ideas be popping up to me from them tiles. They do play tricks with your mind sometimes. Sometimes, I also catch myself just watching the water spin near the drain. I think the shower makes me psycho.
@Fayla
I havent taken a bath in YEAARSSSSSSSSSS!!! I used to take a bath, then shower real quick afterwards, but then I still never felt clean. Now i just skip the baths altogether unless Mister wants to do some romantic sh*t, in which case, I’ll have to shower after anyways. Don’t like sitting in my dirt.
I’m still ova here stuck that my baby might be in his room spilling out my grandbabies
Tatted why did u say that now my ass gone be on police patrol banging down doors and chit tonight 
JMO says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ CD – Yo 15 y/o is a shower addict cuz he in there doing UN-GAWDLY THANGS!
Had a friend who had to stay with me for a few months and her son, was about 14/15 at the time. That lil’ nigga us’ta get cussed out by me on a regular, being in the shower 30/40 mins at that time and ain’t have not snaps on that water bill. Turns out, I busted in on his azz and he was jackin’ off for EVER. He was all horrified I busted in. I told that lil’ nigga – “TRUST ME WHEN I SAY, EACH AND EERY DICK I DON HAD BEEN BIGGA THAN YOURS. I AIN’T EEM ON IT ANYMORE, SO YOU SAFE!

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I’M LIKE REALLY THOUGH, I US’TA CHANGE YOUR DIAPER BRUH-BRUH. I knew you was unfortunate back then wiff dat’ meat! Beat it, cavity creep! I ain’t impressed A’TALL! 
STOP LAFFIN’
:wave: @ Fay
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – yeah, I was DEEP in to lesbianism and this nigga wanna gasp and his his vienna with one hand and shyt! You ain’t impressing me bruh-bruh! I ain’t gon “middle school teacha” yo azz. I ain’t eeem on it no mo! I told that lil’ nigga “you safe!” HIS MOMMA WAS HOLLERING WHEN I SAID THAT
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Getting caught like that had to be sooo embarrasing. Damn
@ SIS – yeah, that fool thought somebody wanted his limp dyck azz. I changed that niggas diapers. Oh weird azz…..I know too much about’chu fool!
By chance did anybody see Arsenio wild out on Aubrey from Danity Kane on Celebrity Apprentice last night
Someone wake me when he’s on trial for MURDER,and there is a retraction of that “Stand your ground law” in racist ass Florida..
@ CD – IT’S MY DUTY TO LET’CHU KNOW WHATS GOINGS ON IN THAT BAFFROOM. You otha kids gotta use the bathroom, possibly take a shyt and yo son in their “KNOCKIN’ EM OWF!”
@CHATTED
Cavity creep though?!
You done fcked that boy up for life, you know that right?
What age did u start jacking off?
I saw the previews,but he’s been saying slick stuff about her since the show started @CD he might have issues with YT women,or women who speak up in general
JMO says:
For yall that have sons, do they not like to take baths or is it just my man’s son?? Its always a damn argument
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I have to threaten my Son all the damn time.
He got clowned by his babrber though on Saturday. She asked him “do you wash your hair or do you just stand under the water.
The Barber —–>
<———— My kid
I hope he gets it now….I hate that I have to damn near threaten his azz with a beating….
You DID NOT just ask Phro that.
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – yeah, I was DEEP in to lesbianism and this nigga wanna gasp and his his vienna with one hand and shyt! You ain’t impressing me bruh-bruh! I ain’t gon “middle school teacha” yo azz. I ain’t eeem on it no mo! I told that lil’ nigga “you safe!” HIS MOMMA WAS HOLLERING WHEN I SAID THAT
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Getting caught like that had to be sooo embarrasing. Damn
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That lil’ nigga’ll get over it. YOU IN MY HOUSE, IN MY BATHROOM, USING MY WATER, BARELY GETTING DECENT GRADES, NO SNAPS ON PETRO OR WATER…bish, get up out my shower. Take that shyt to the basement fool! Actually thanking somebody wanted a taste of that chicken vienna sausage. FOH, I AM A GROWN AZZ WOMAN…A BEAST. Heyul, grown azz men OR women barely can see me… what the fck i’mma do with a 15 year old! GTF up out my shower!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ CD – IT’S MY DUTY TO LET’CHU KNOW WHATS GOINGS ON IN THAT BAFFROOM. You otha kids gotta use the bathroom, possibly take a shyt and yo son in their “KNOCKIN’ EM OWF!”
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I know my son is depleating his supply of kidpossibles! I don’t know what to say about it!
soooo was the trayvon 911 tapes actually altered, and zimmerman never said what he said, I swear i dont trust the media for $@#$ Why are they still even in business. it should be a crime to alter stuff to the american people,
<<<<<<<<<<<<< I DONT TRUST NO ONE 
I kept my nephew the other night and when he got up to take a shower the next morning, I told him “you got 10 mins so don’t do nothing ELSE but wash up in there!”
Trying to cut out that “jacking off” activity before it starts.
@ CD – I saw Aresenio wile’ out! She had that shyt coming tho. Aresenio tried his best to keep it ca-yute. But then she just HAD to take cred for those sayings…and that nigga SNAPPED OWF!
CD FENTY says:
Phro
What age did u start jacking off?
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Prolly the first day he woke up with a woody…
SAUCE **GETS BABY OIL OUT** MY WEEKND WAS COOL… I WATCHED LONG ISLAND MEDIUM LAST NIGHT AND HAD ME
SHAIT ITS CRAY… OH AND MY BACK AND LEFT LEG ARE SORE..
OTHER THAN THAT BISH IS GOOD..
@Phro
14 huh? My baby about to be 16 so he prolly has been squirting all ova.
@SASO
Hell I’d just SKIP the shower part then… 
@CD
ARe any of your washcloths, towels dried up and real stiff and hard even after you watch them?
That’ll do it. C-um stains don’t come outta nothing. Trust me… I know. Done ruined MANY a shirt.
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – yeah, I was DEEP in to lesbianism and this nigga wanna gasp and his his vienna with one hand and shyt! You ain’t impressing me bruh-bruh! I ain’t gon “middle school teacha” yo azz. I ain’t eeem on it no mo! I told that lil’ nigga “you safe!” HIS MOMMA WAS HOLLERING WHEN I SAID THAT
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Getting caught like that had to be sooo embarrasing. Damn
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That lil’ nigga’ll get over it. YOU IN MY HOUSE, IN MY BATHROOM, USING MY WATER, BARELY GETTING DECENT GRADES, NO SNAPS ON PETRO OR WATER…bish, get up out my shower. Take that shyt to the basement fool! Actually thanking somebody wanted a taste of that chicken vienna sausage. FOH, I AM A GROWN AZZ WOMAN…A BEAST. Heyul, grown azz men OR women barely can see me… what the fck i’mma do with a 15 year old! GTF up out my shower
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I would have rather been caught getting head than… rubbing one out in the Self Service lane.
@ YSO – HEYUL, he pissed me owf! Don’t nobody want’cho azz. I ain’t eem fcking men no mo, so YOUS SAFE NIGGA! and when I was, the smallest dyck had’joo azz beat by a good 4/5 inches. Get on with that bullshyt. But i’ll NEVA forget how his mama died laffin’ when I said “I ain’t eem on that no mo’, you safe!”
I ain’t gon “middle school teacha” yo azz.

@CD Yes Ma’am he sure has
I think I was actually LATE with mine some folks start sooner…
CD FENTY says:
@Phro
Wash his sheets regularly… 
14 huh? My baby about to be 16 so he prolly has been squirting all ova.
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BBL, I gotta a free lunch
@Dougie
No but he could be keeping a stash in his room. Operation find cum rags in full affect tonight
@Phro
Naw, you thought you was finna be in my apt all damn day long, on my computer looking at the porns and getting your willie’s off! Your az is staying home unles somebody can watch you.
He complained so hard about that. Aint fukking up my good towels!
@SASO CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!! “I cracked a blanket in half,no seriously it literally cracked in half in my hands” #BridesMaids
SIS
@SASSY CUT THAT CHIT OUT!! :lol
Ya’ll nasty
@SASO
You can’t stop a young man from “wanking” even if he has to remove a sock while he’s in bed it’ll be done… #Resourceful 
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
at Tatted & CD!
I kept my nephew the other night and when he got up to take a shower the next morning, I told him “you got 10 mins so don’t do nothing ELSE but wash up in there!”
Trying to cut out that “jacking off” activity before it starts.
They quick with that shyt. Remember they new to the feeling to they get excited quick and cum quicker. There is no stopping it. Literally!
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Ten whole minutes huh.. Girl that was more than enough time to Do “that” AND wash up brush his teefs and do it once more for the road…
@WUT #YouBeKnowin
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – yeah, I was DEEP in to lesbianism and this nigga wanna gasp and his his vienna with one hand and shyt! You ain’t impressing me bruh-bruh! I ain’t gon “middle school teacha” yo azz. I ain’t eeem on it no mo! I told that lil’ nigga “you safe!” HIS MOMMA WAS HOLLERING WHEN I SAID THAT
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Getting caught like that had to be sooo embarrasing. Damn
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That lil’ nigga’ll get over it. YOU IN MY HOUSE, IN MY BATHROOM, USING MY WATER, BARELY GETTING DECENT GRADES, NO SNAPS ON PETRO OR WATER…bish, get up out my shower. Take that shyt to the basement fool! Actually thanking somebody wanted a taste of that chicken vienna sausage. FOH, I AM A GROWN AZZ WOMAN…A BEAST. Heyul, grown azz men OR women barely can see me… what the fck i’mma do with a 15 year old! GTF up out my shower
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I would have rather been caught getting head than… rubbing one out in the Self Service lane.
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That’s the chance you take when you do that shyt in somebody ELSE’S crib. He bussin’ more than me and it was MY SHYT!
That’ll do it. C-um stains don’t come outta nothing. Trust me… I know. Done ruined MANY a shirt.
<——Would leave the dinner table to go and "use the bathroom"
PHRO
HEWO!!
EAZY AINT THEY THO..
@LAKES
THATS ALL THAT MATTERS YOU ARE GOOD
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@CD
ARe any of your washcloths, towels dried up and real stiff and hard even after you watch them?
That’ll do it. C-um stains don’t come outta nothing. Trust me… I know. Done ruined MANY a shirt.
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@Laker
Ain’t no stopping us now, we’re on the move…
Ain’t no stopping us now, we’ve got the groove…
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Phrozen1der says:
<——Would leave the dinner table to go and "use the bathroom"
You just made me laugh that UGGGLY Hard Laugh the one that's silent in the middle then a snort followed by a loon AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA!!!!
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@PHRO
HELLO MISTER
If I eva caught my baby making love to his palm I would DIE!!!!
I remember after I put my youngest son’s dad out my son pulled me to the side and said he found a stash of porno’s in my closet
I said uugggh my ex was so disgusting bringing that chit in my house lil did my baby realize all the pornos were mine and had been there way before he even moved in 
CD FENTY says
@Dougie
No but he could be keeping a stash in his room. Operation find cum rags in full affect tonight
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This right here is soo wrong.
poor boy gon need somebody to talk to at 25 when this happens.
yallcrazy says:
BBL, I gotta a free lunch
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PHRO.. U GOT AN ESSTRA BLANKET.. ITS COLD AS FUK IN THIS OFFICE AGANE!
NIPPLE HARD AS FUK!!
@WUT
@Saucey Hey babes!!
<—-has made "sweet love" to plenty of my old unwearable socks back in the day…
@CD
@IGo Right!!!!
@Laker LOL
@IGo
Maybe u right I said it before with my luck he will end up some weirdo breaking in people houses and nutting everywhere and then blaming it on his “mommie”.
SIS U JUST RATCHET TODAY HUH??
NOT MY SWEET AND INNOCENT SIS
U KNOW WE THE QUIET CHICAS ON HERe 
So happy I ain’t no male!
CD FENTY says
@Dougie
No but he could be keeping a stash in his room. Operation find cum rags in full affect tonight
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check between the bed and the wall
#StartingPoint
@ SIS – I don’t know why I’m feeling esssstra ratchet ta’day!
@CD
Type of dude to go ring an old lady’s doorbell she opens the door and he creams all over her….that shyt is gross but it happens… 
Phrozen1der says:
@SASO You can’t stop a young man from “wanking” even if he has to remove a sock while he’s in bed it’ll be done… #Resourceful
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I had to explain the sock thing after my Son saw the American Pie trailer.
dilemma: I want my kid to be knowledgable, so as to avoid any emabarrassment, but he be wantng to know too damn much…
I say that because as a youngster, I would spout off about ish I knoew nan about.
One time I got in trouble for calling a teacher a dildo. I had no idea what that was. Needless to say, when I foudn out, I was
Stop talking about socks. My oldest keeps socks under his bed now just cause he’s lazy. Will they soon be stiff enough to stand on their own?
<—-has made "sweet love" to plenty of my old unwearable socks back in the day…
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YOUR ARSH DIDNT GET A SOCK BURN….
YSoSrs says:
Ain’t no stopping us now, we’re on the move…
Ain’t no stopping us now, we’ve got the groove…
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REALLY???
@Maven
@ACE #ManCode you wrong for that bruh
@KY LOL!
@YSo
@Saucey Nah,cause I took my time
PHRO NOOOOOOOO

ACE DID U JUST GIVE URSELF UP?? **GOES TO LOOK BETWEEN THE BED**
Ace says:
CD FENTY says
@Dougie
No but he could be keeping a stash in his room. Operation find cum rags in full affect tonight
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check between the bed and the wall
#StartingPoint
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I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS SHYT!
@Laker
My oldest has started hollering at my lil guy like he’s a fukkin intruder when my baby tries to go in his room. Actually screaming WHAT DO U THINK U R DOIN, IT AINT GOING DOWN TODAY, WHAT U TAKE OUTTA THERE
Could my baby have been interupting “palm love” time 
@CHATTED
We done talked about my mind already.
Ace
@ACE
<<< FOUND IT!! ACE GET UR CULO OVER HERE!! 
CD FENTY says:
My oldest has started hollering at my lil guy like he’s a fukkin intruder when my baby tries to go in his room. Actually screaming WHAT DO U THINK U R DOIN, IT AINT GOING DOWN TODAY, WHAT U TAKE OUTTA THERE Could my baby have been interupting “palm love” time
@ It ain’t going down today….
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@CD
Aw…You poor thing. Your boy is becoming a sticky little man.
YSoSrs says:
Stop talking about socks. My oldest keeps socks under his bed now just cause he’s lazy. Will they soon be stiff enough to stand on their own?
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Ace says:
CD FENTY says
@Dougie
No but he could be keeping a stash in his room. Operation find cum rags in full affect tonight
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check between the bed and the wall #StartingPoint
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Between the mattress and the frame, in the pillow case, bundled with other sock…
After wondering why the hell my son never had matching socks.. it all became clear…
My son tried to be proactive one day by volunteering to wash the whites… 15 pair of socks two towels and some face towels… and a few of the other towel in the whites basket to throw off the trail….
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
Maybe u right I said it before with my luck he will end up some weirdo breaking in people houses and nutting everywhere and then blaming it on his “mommie”.
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The worst thing you could do is make that lil fella feel like he’s wrong for doing it… Especially if you across the hall in your room… Kicking with your homie bullet bob.
Dude gotta a routine… if you find the towell sock or whatever…wash the shait and put it back.
CD
:wave: <—– The stiff sock
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
PHRO NOOOOOOOO
ACE DID U JUST GIVE URSELF UP?? **GOES TO LOOK BETWEEN THE BED**
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Give my self up?? shiiit…i got my first “sensation” at 11 and “full fruition” at 13..
i’ve terrorized plenty of towels…and socks and worn out t-shirts..prior to finding a better place for my kids at 16…
All the parents on this blog will go home tonight and look at their sons like this
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YSoSrs says:
Stop talking about socks. My oldest keeps socks under his bed now just cause he’s lazy. Will they soon be stiff enough to stand on their own?
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Offfffcourse they will…. that or be so crusty they stick to the carpet and you have to cut them up….
@CD I was now and even then DISCRETE with anything to do with “secs”ual behavior…I would wait until everyone was asleep,or when I was showering BEFORE I got in the shower etc..NEVER got caught,never violated anyone’s things.. #Professional
@YGO
I agree. Can’t be giving the child a complex. He’ll be fcking the dog next instead.
ACE
NO SHAME THATS WHAT IM TALKN BOUT!! :jack: GETRR DONE!
I Go There says:
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
Maybe u right I said it before with my luck he will end up some weirdo breaking in people houses and nutting everywhere and then blaming it on his “mommie”.
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The worst thing you could do is make that lil fella feel like he’s wrong for doing it… Especially if you across the hall in your room… Kicking with your homie bullet bob.
Dude gotta a routine… if you find the towell sock or whatever…wash the shait and put it back.
Ummm what do me kicking it with bullet bob and ding a ling Detric have to do with anything. Stay on the topic bruh bruh 
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@WUT
Leave me lone! I don’t want to think about that!
HOLD UP :stop: MY BRO WEARS DOUBLE SOCK AAAALL THE TIME..
OH HOW I HATE YALL!!
@ACE
@JMo
@WUT They only stick to stuff if he’s not using the sock properly.
Instructions: Place “member” INSIDE of sock to prevent any mess,or leakage. Do not use the sock to wipe yourself off AFTERWARDS this causes leaking,and sticking to whatever substance the sock was placed on. #MedicalMinute
funniest moment every was when my mom called a family meeting cause all the washcloths were missing …everybody got in trouble that day
little did they know i was throwing them bishs out so i wouldn’t caught on wash days…..
JMO says:
All the parents on this blog will go home tonight and look at their sons like this <—-
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Lil fellas gon catch eye rolls and everything… THen one of em gonna get bold enough and be like "What the hell you doing in that room"
Video game time is gonna get fked up by jack off talk…
"And where is all my got damn face towells!!!!!!"
:stop: @BRO
I don’t want to be thinking about you like that. #NoBlu
@ACE
<—-Mom called a family meeting during Thanksgiving dinner to have my grandfather a pastor talk to me about why porn was wrong (she kept coming home before I could get my pron out the VCR),and that it secsually exploits women.He told me that he has NEVER looked at porn etc… I asked to speak and they said yes.. "Well it looks like the women were enjoying it since they were'nt complaining" and I pumped into the next room…
CD FENTY says:
I Go There says:
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
Maybe u right I said it before with my luck he will end up some weirdo breaking in people houses and nutting everywhere and then blaming it on his “mommie”.
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The worst thing you could do is make that lil fella feel like he’s wrong for doing it… Especially if you across the hall in your room… Kicking with your homie bullet bob.
Dude gotta a routine… if you find the towell sock or whatever…wash the shait and put it back.
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Ummm what do me kicking it with bullet bob and ding a ling Detric have to do with anything. Stay on the topic bruh bruh
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It has everything to do with it…. Cant get too upset for a few stained towells an socks. While you splashing sheets. Its all human nature.
YAAY I FIGURED THE TWITTER THING OUT
@Yso
@IGO
If they say why, why, tell them that it’s human nature…
Why, why, does he whack that way…
@CD
Im just saying… no need for the eyeroll.
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT They only stick to stuff if he’s not using the sock properly.
Instructions: Place “member” INSIDE of sock to prevent any mess,or leakage. Do not use the sock to wipe yourself off AFTERWARDS this causes leaking,and sticking to whatever substance the sock was placed on. #MedicalMinute
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Medical Minute
Phrozen1der says:
Instructions: Place “member” INSIDE of sock to prevent any mess,or leakage. Do not use the sock to wipe yourself off AFTERWARDS this causes leaking,and sticking to whatever substance the sock was placed on. #MedicalMinute
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I just learned something.
CD FENTY says:
@Eazy
He also does an ear test. Wear he smells behind women ears because he claims women dont wash behind their ears like they are supposed to.
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That’s because we women have to be careful not to wet our hair. Men don’t have those problems.
So THAT’S where all the socks are
Dont the police normally take photos at the crime scene..including photos of injuries?