In yet another shameless grab for attention, Beyonce wrote an open letter to First Lady Michelle Obama, which she posted on her personal website.
In the handwritten letter, Beyonce, 30, praises Mrs. Obama, calling her “the ULTIMATE example of a truly strong African American woman.”
The cursive prose, which looks more like a teenager’s penmanship, goes on to say, “I am proud to have my daughter grow up in a world where she has people like you to look up to.”
Read Beyonce’s open letter to Michelle after the break.
Well it least she spelled everything right lol
Sandra I was expecting you to be harsh ..I feel let down
Aw, similar to a speech I read to my Mom for her 50th Birthday bash.
AWW THATS A PURRTY PIC OF BEY..
AH SHAT UP AUNTIE DAM IT IT WAS JUST A FUKN LETTER
**I SAWWY DONT CUT MY SR GREEN CARD** 
____/ w/my
waiting for the foolery to be unleased!
i just wanna know why if she addressed the letter to Michelle, is she writing more “about” her than “to” her?
Be
teenager’s penmanship
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She doesn’t have the address to the White House?
I kid I kid!
you Bey! 
I WANT SOME ENCHILADAS..
@lakes mmmmmmmm lakes :stop: it
i like the chicken flutas those are good
I lost 5 pounds in one week
@FAYLA I’m with you, not digging her reference as if they’re agemates, it’s a respect thing with me
How is this an attention grab?
She loved the First Lady BEFORE Pres. Obama was elected.
Sandra, I wish you wouldve had some strong Black women to look up to. I really do.
Naija u know they bff’s and whatnot
good morning ladies
@Fayfay @Iheart @Maven @Lakes @Jenie @Vdot @Keep
An open letter to Michelle Obama should address her as Mrs. Obama…a personal letter can be more informal.
Only the last paragraph is written to Michelle Obama. The rest is a missive about Michelle Obama.
A lovely sentiment that missed the mark.
Oh, my love
A thousand kisses from you is never too much
I just don’t wanna stop
Oh, my love
A million days in your arms is never too much
I just don’t wanna stop
Too much, never too much, never too much, never too much
Dammit Sandra,
You gon’ go and do this post after I just transcribed this chick’s whole letter downstairs!!!
Waste of 4 mins of my damn life! Give ’em back!
@FRENCH MMMMM THE FLAUTAS ARE GOOD!! I HUNGRY DAM IT!!
BUT IM ALWAYS HUNGRY!!
AND I NEED TO LOSE ANOTHER 25 TO 30 POUNDS.. HOW?!! 
:eyeroll:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
i just wanna know why if she addressed the letter to Michelle, is she writing more “about” her than “to” her?
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I was about to say the same damn thing. That doesn’t read like a letter to someone, more like a letter about someone.
Lord, please let BIC have a smart tutor.
@jenie
WORK IT!!!!!!
@OTB @Naija
but nah, what i really meant was if i was writing u Naija, i’m not gonna address u as “she”. it would be “you” bc i’m writing a letter TO you, not ABOUT u
this is the part that is confusing to me
:yawns:
@otb #6 thats what i said fuk.. she cant do shait without auntie posting it and writting it down on her I
BEY journal..
Good Morning Ladies & Gents
I don’t think anyone read over this before she posted it.
It has way too many grammatical errors.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Dammit Sandra,
You gon’ go and do this post after I just transcribed this chick’s whole letter downstairs!!!
Waste of 4 mins of my damn life! Give ‘em back!
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LOL dont
her Sassy…
Barry wants to bang Beyonce’s brains out so bad.
Man-chelle knows it too. LOL.
@LAKES :stop: Please step away from the delicious tasty food
STEP AWAY I REPEAT STEP AWAY
ok now you can lose a pound or 2 BUT YOU CAN DO IT I believe in YOU!
Frenchie
Frenchie
@FRENCH
Jenie
<—Mont Blanc pen this letter was written with
Frenchie!
sup babycakes?
:hugs: <<<<waiting ont he fine azz ladies to come and give me a hug!
who is barry?
don’t think anyone read over this before she posted it. It has way too many grammatical errors.
^^ I DID MAIL BEY A LAKEZ DICKTIONARY
#WINNING
While I am a Beyonce fan, I think she needs to go back to trying to keep her private life private and stop posting chit.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I lost 5 pounds in one week
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Congrats! I get back on the scale on Sunday, I hope I have similar results *crosses fingers*
OutsidetheBox says:
How is this an attention grab?
She loved the First Lady BEFORE Pres. Obama was elected.
Sandra, I wish you wouldve had some strong Black women to look up to. I really do.
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awwwwwwwwwwww 35-38 invovled my name
@MAN
<~~~~~~ enjoy
Youre a fan?
Wow.

French KI$$E$ says:
who is barry?
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It’s a nickname for Barack Obama
Fay and Frenchie

@MAN
<HEAD NOD!
Youre too #helpful @Jenie. Thanks for the repost.
lets make sure Aunty sees that.
Nothing wrong with this letter its am open letter that was nice to rght no need for perfection…IMO
But oh well she rich and famous so i am sure she dont give shyt what i think…
@jenie do i get the hug or the dance? or both?
Cute
@Sandra
And that, muhdear, is NOT cursive! I feel like cursive is dying a quick death and I hate to see it go. That up above is regular azz hand-writing, not cursive. Just because she links the “L’s” in “Michelle,” it does not qualify it to be cursive.
<—– loves her some cursive writing.
French you get them both
Fay too 
Awwww damn, now the First lady is going to feel obligated to say YES to becoming baby Blue’s Godmother
It has way too many grammatical errors.
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Not saying anything. Not nothin. Cause folks get mad when I put on my grammar hat. BUT if I had a red pen I would bleed a riva all over this letter. I had 17 yo almost in fuggin TEARS over spring break cause I lit a paper of hers that wasn’t even in the English language da fugg UP. Don’t ask me to proof it then…shyt.
Nice letter. NEXT…
@BNATURAL
“French KI$$E$ says:
who is barry?”
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Barack’s close friends call him “Barry.”
Beyonce, Oprah, … people like that…
The cursive prose, which looks more like a teenager’s penmanship, goes on to say, “I am proud to have my daughter grow up in a world where she has people like you to look up to.”
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Of course you are!!!
Because when little Blue grows up to find out:
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in…..
How sincere and heartfelt.
Emails KDub… y’all know how we like to write letters…
waits for her to reply while listening to Donny Hathaway I love You More Than You’ll Ever Know…
I feel like cursive is dying a quick death and I hate to see it go.
It depends on the schools. My son is learning now, 4th grade.
I was going thru his work and he got a “Beautiful” from the teacher on some cursive that had me like 
Mannie says:
Nothing wrong with this letter its am open letter that was nice to rght no need for perfection…IMO
But oh well she rich and famous so i am sure she dont give shyt what i think…
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That was the point of writing it and posting, so people can see how she is caring and so this and so that yada yada yada
Morning Mannie How u doing babes 
@Fayla gotcha…but I’m still not a fan of the casuality #BlameMyParents
@French
es
hey doll
Don’t ask me to proof it then…shyt.
OH WOW!!
THESE BEY POST BRING OUT SOME CRAY SHAIT.. 
Lady_cn i just luv ur gravi tho
I am neither a fan nor a hater of Bey, somewhere down the middle i guess. i love some of her older music, not liking the newer stuff too much. i think she’s a very smart business woman tho. #disclaimer
French KI$$E$ says:
teenager’s penmanship
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i have the same handwriting weird
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I write in all CAPS/block like a kindergartner OR ARCHITECT.

@Mac – Beautiful on a paper is awesome
That was nice Bey!
When I truly think about it, I believe Bey may be a genuinely nice person.
Most times she gets a bad wrap, but I’ve never seen her act an azz in public or do anything else but smile for the cameras.
If nothing else tames you or makes you snap, motherhood will.
But I suppose if I had a lifetime pass to Popeye’s, I’d have a heightened sense of appreciation too.
THESE BEY POST BRING OUT SOME CRAY SHAIT
Wait! I didnt even say nothing!
Damn. I promised Tatt in the last post! 
I die a thousand deaths whenever there’s a Beyonce post
@OTB hold your mule
@FAYL
HEY HEY IF AUNTIE CAN DREAM OF RIRI LETTING HER TAKE A DIVE IN HER RIVER.. I CAN DREAM THAT BEY USED MY DICKCHIONARY!! :whoohoo:
The Makeup Maven says:
____/ w/my waiting for the foolery to be unleased!
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Hey Suga!!
I think I just unleashed a little!!!
@FRENCH
**grabs azz while hugging**
Good morning to you too!
@OTB
My cursive aint the best, but I loves it so. I don’t write in it much anymore because it seems that in the corporate world (*ahem* gubment), there are plenty of high-ranking, high-paid folks……who cannot read cursive.
But we won’t go there……not ta-day anyways.
Sandra quite being a WASPS
She wrote the letter how she wanted,, Mrs Obama is an inspiration to her, if u think she left something write a letter of your own.
@KayCei
#73 you’re black so that should say ‘red soda’ not strawberry fanta, you so bougie
@CALI
SHAIT ABOUT TO GET REAALL MOFUKN ESE UP IN THIS MOFUKA IF CALI DONT GIVE ME MY FUKN BESO!! 
IN OTHER NEWS
i can’t wait for the next Bey album
Ms.Fashion says:
Of course you are!!!
Because when little Blue grows up to find out:
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in…..
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I heard that
Correct!
KDub says:
It has way too many grammatical errors.
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Not saying anything. Not nothin. Cause folks get mad when I put on my grammar hat. BUT if I had a red pen I would bleed a riva all over this letter. I had 17 yo almost in fuggin TEARS over spring break cause I lit a paper of hers that wasn’t even in the English language da fugg UP. Don’t ask me to proof it then…shyt.
Nice letter. NEXT…
sweater gawt i’m in lub with yo damn font woman!
Heeeeyyy Ms Fash :hugs:
Aww damn….
I figure its too early for this shait
I believe Bey may be a genuinely nice person.
Its good to see your font @KayCei…congrats? on the new job.
I read a study yesterday on Jezebel that said some people are just born nicer than others etc, and that it can be heightened and hampered by their upbringing but niceness tends to prevail in their lives.
And my tidbit from my own life studies, some people are just born.
KDUB MIIIIIIIIJA!!
**CUTS U SOME ESSTRA THICK AND SHAWT BANGS DRAWS IN UR FAKE MOLE** EEEEY!!
GOOT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!! Ms Fash i had no IDEA u go hard in the pain like that!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@OTB
My cursive aint the best, but I loves it so. I don’t write in it much anymore because it seems that in the corporate world (*ahem* gubment), there are plenty of high-ranking, high-paid folks……who cannot read cursive.
But we won’t go there……not ta-day anyways
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Aint that the truth…
Sassy…I know some people in the good ole gubment that can’t even write PLAIN text not to mention cursive. Smh and one is my superior.
Didn’t read the letter and don’t really care
Not a Stan but I like some of her music and could give 2 flucks bout her personal life cause she aint paying none a my bills 
@MS. FASHION
“Because when little Blue grows up to find out:
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in….. ”
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a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizera. her daddy pretended to have sold drugs and really wanted to marry his boyfriend Larry Johnson but realized marrying Beyonce was better for his image
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Lady_cn i just luv ur gravi tho
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Awe, thanks doll.
Maybe it’s just me, and I truly do believe Bey is a genuinely nice, sweet and humble person- I believe that for real.
BUT she comes off as soooo naive and sooooooooo dense.
For years, I’ve always wondered how Jay was able to have convos with her. And I don’t think Jay is a truly ingenious man, by any means, he just copies what white folks show him and say in a style of his own, but…..
I just don’t get it. I get now whay she always has so much to say about how Jay is such a smart this and that and he’s so intelligent. He probably has her in “awe” of his “eloquence.”
Put her in a room with Nas and that GED having negro will probably eat her azz for lunch. Shid… I think sometimes Solange eats her azz for lunch.
@ KayKay
MY BIGBOOTY SISTA FROM ANOTHER MOTHA!
@ Ebestie
@MAN ***grabs a hold of your ass too***
<—–For some weirded out reason is laughing her azz off @ those four carpal tunnel quotation marks after First Lady (!!!!)

<—-loves them lame ass jokes on the back of laffy taffy candy.
Iheart says:
Didn’t read the letter and don’t really care Not a Stan but I like some of her music and could give 2 flucks bout her personal life cause she aint paying none a my bills
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Precisely
IGo morning
how many times a week do you parktake in carnal knowledge
hold your mule
Ms.Fashion says:
Because when little Blue grows up to find out:
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in…..
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*in my Gucci Mane voice* Well damn!
I live for OTB’s indirect but oh-so-well aimed shade!
@ Sass…I like Solo better than Bey for some reason. She seems “realer”, even if I can’t get with her fashion sense, and more “lively”.
Godd Morning everybody. :wave:
y’all know how we like to write letters…
WHAT paragraph?? Its a series of run-on sentences really.
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I mean don’t I INDENT on paragraphs and shat? I mean this site won’t let me; but somebody above said something about the LAST paragraph…and my black azz up here like…
*waits on Dawn’s email* lol
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
GOOT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!! Ms Fash i had no IDEA u go hard in the pain like that!
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I think @Hershey and @Kdub rubbing off on me!!! Influence is a Mutha!!!
@ Man
Nas
OTB, Youse a lie
Hell that up there ain’t technically a letter but i’ll leave it at that,
Hey Sis!
GURL! that BH Cosmetics line is the BOMB.com!
They ’bout some lil’ bitty portions, but oh my do they pack a powerful punch! I got two eye palettes and a lip gloss palette. The lip gloss feels like a conditioner on your lips, looks beautiful, and STAYS.
Thank you Sis! I
u for that connect!
corporate world (*ahem* gubment),
You could be reading this chit the engineers and doctors write..
Hey ya’ll,
———> actually Beyonce’s 10th grade writing test, i kid, i kid. I love the stans and the non stans, all ya’ll crazy as hell and give me something to laugh about.
for me because I don’t have the motivation to do anything, all I want to do is get back to Norf Carolina
Off Topic: Ya’ll please
Naija ITA with u tho, i would’ve HAD to address a public letter to the FLOTUS by her title. it pisses me off to hear the news saying “Barack” “Obama” or “Michelle” without their proper titles. i LUV addressing them properly. that’s who they ILL right?? President & First Lady Obama
Did Bey even complete high school?!
I read this last night on Twitter and I honestly don’t understand what the big deal is…
Outside, your right about that corporate world stuff
Yous a lie Craig.
HHHHMMPH!! SEE YALL BISHES LATERZ..SPELLING AND GRAMMAR AND SHAIT
YALL GOING TO LEARN SPANGLISH TUUUDAY!!
JK B BACK LATERZ!
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in…..
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g.her momma way older than what folks say.
h.her pappy off’d some lady named Cathy White.
i.her REAL name is Illumineesha…but they call her Blue Ivy for short.
@Dimpz

i’ve always preferred Solo to Bey. Solo seems more cultured, well-read and just generally, in touch with the REAL world.
I always wondered why nobody noticed that even when other celebs speak pf Bey, they always talk of her umility and kindness, nobody besides old DC members, or her fam ever call her smart or savvy. Not even Oprah!
Just “beautiful, humble, kind.”
That doesn’t strike anyone else as odd. They’ll say 50 cents is a ugly, gorilla, looking azzHOLE but he’s intelligent as hell! Same with Diddy! Kris Jenner is a money-hungry, attention-whoring bish, but dammit if EVERYBODY won’t tell you that woman is smarter than Old Webster’s….
Bey’s just…really really humble.
Hello Naija
And how are you this moring….
Gigi26 says:
Did Bey even complete high school?!
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Gigi26 says:
Did Bey even complete high school?!
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I live for OTB’s indirect but oh-so-well aimed shade!
Uh Uh!! I didnt even font nothing. *giggles* which # or you CONFUSING for shade Sass?

Pours water all over Kdubs keyboard so she cant font no mo today
I mean it did sound a bit elementary but Bey has never graduated from high school so…
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
I live for OTB’s indirect but oh-so-well aimed shade!
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I thought I was the only one who notices that
ok.
“u” and “you” pick one and go with it.. it makes you look smarter.. #TheMoreYouKnow
Hey Laker
Youse a lie
About? @De-Tec Call me out.
@OTB – You ARE the MAC
Naiji Gal
Lakerchic
j. She suffers from SORAS (Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome) so she gonna be 10 in the first grade…so her parents can “maintain their lie”…she gonna be wondering why she taller than her classmates.
@Gigi
To my understanding, no, she didn’t. I know Rihanna didn’t for sure- she’ll tell yout hat….proudly too.
Kita Bo Bita!!!
Solange is a Cancer. 
By the way Bey ain’t the only one writing like she just completed the 1st grade. I read some of my students’ papers and say if it hadn’t been for the Lord your simple ass would not be here especially those hard science folks. No offense to hard science, but I feel like they just say FUGG it to anything remotely related to English
MzDimp
you have such a gorgeous smile 
Hey IGo! Didnt see you sneak in. :wave:
four carpal tunnel quotation marks
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tambout money would be better spent on math, etc. i disagree (not about math about ridding cursive)
there was actually discussion about getting rid of cursive writing in the classroom. saying it was outdated & everything today was in print.
@OTB,bout putting that mule in da barn
I knows betta than that 
@OTB
@Fay and @Lakes and all the ova folks :wave:
Well, Sass, when I say stuff like that, ppl so i’m mean so, i’m learning to be kind and humble as well.
Now her daddy, that ninja ill SMART!
I think Solo has their mom’s attitude and their dad’s smarts. Bey has their mom’s looks and usta have their dad’s guidance.
Fe Fe! :wave:
@Sassy I always liked Solo up until I saw this interview of her acting like Tina ain’t teach them girls no home training. She was acting all types of ratchet so when I see her now all I think is she is a hoodbugah in some Kente cloth posing.
@Dimpz
I totally agree! All the way.
Iheart, Ebesite
Phrozen, CFree, Southern
To my understanding, no, she didn’t. I know Rihanna didn’t for sure- she’ll tell yout hat….proudly too.
And there you have it lol. Rihanna, smh lol
@ KAYKAY aka SIS – GIIIIRL, YOU ARE WELCOME. I JUST WENT “HOGBALLS” CRAY IN THERE YESTERDAY. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT TRYING THE LIPGLOSS, BUT I’MMA HAV’TA LOOK INTO IT. I PURCHASED 3 ADDITIONAL EYESHADOW AND BLUSH PALETTES YESTERDAY. LAWD, I NEEDS HELP!
If it isn’t love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
If it isn’t love
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
Of it isn’t love
SHAUN!
Do you watch Top Model? I know few ppl still do. Tyra PISSED me AWF last night. 
@Suthern
Solo’s mouth can be a lil tooooo fly sometimes, but she is a lot more “here” than Bey is. Bey’s is honestly (to me), kind of a space cadet.
Mannie says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Dammit Sandra,
You gon’ go and do this post after I just transcribed this chick’s whole letter downstairs!!!
Waste of 4 mins of my damn life! Give ‘em back!

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:hugs: @OTB
Hey ma!
@Heart you have no idea how im struggling.
OMG @ I GO there
Phro
Fe Fe my Ba Ba
Dimpz….jeniefrumdabloc
I don’t care if you bishes don’t speak, but ya’ll betta put me on that prayer list for Sunday service

@Igo
@Cali
hey diva 
Cali!!
How you doing babes :hugs:
Kita I turned when you texted but I missed it! What happened?
I saw that one girl (Black?) gonna be cutting the fool next week?
Hey OTB whats up.
Talk to my Bro last night…
He broke up with his girl and moved into another apartment.
he said he still gotta put a lock on his Gas tank though.
“I dont want that broad fking with the Crown VIC”
@cali
:2dance:
Too many posts to round up the numbers!!
I only got smart once. I’m so misunderstood.
MzDimplez1123 says:
SHAUN!
Do you watch Top Model? I know few ppl still do. Tyra PISSED me AWF last night. 
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I actually watched it last night!! I liked the Brit’s video
@Usual
@Naija
sweetie I cant tell you that… but how much do you think I have?
@MzDimp I watched it last night…did the booty tooch piss you off or did I miss something else
CFree
Whats up?
let me be inclusive if you Muslim, head to the mosque, if you Buddhist, head to the temple, if you agnostic just look up at the sky and say, “you know what to do, help Malika out cuz, cuz”.
Back to lurkn
@iheart, sorry had you waiting…I played
Ms.Fashion
Sassy ^5 OTB can shade a bish & that hoe dont eem know she been shaded
for me because I don’t have the motivation to do anything, all I want to do is get back to Norf Carolina
come on back to NC 
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why you pressed to come home?
:wave: <<< 919 muthafukkas!
@ Ms. Fashion
Here I was minding my own bidness, just lurking and laffin at you goin’ in on Queen B’s family tree and I see you done used my good name in vain!!!
I blames KDub, my sister in Christ
@ Shaun…Her big headed ass cut AzMarie. She was the only one I even liked on the show.
@ JMO…Yeah they shut the USA down.
@Igo
I
your gravi. *checks seat*
Has anyone ever watched the low-budget movie called “One Week”? Not the YT one where the guy traveled across country, but the BLK one that talks about HIV/AIDS?
Sooooooo are we really gonna sit up in here and say that since Bey didnt graduate from a traditional high school…her mother and her father let her go with no lower edu….just cause she was singing…?
Like yall think she dont have a GED? Didnt have a tutor? High school equivalency? Nothing?
Iheart
Whats up
@ Sis – they got some kinda damn sale going on!
Shyt! I just seen an e-mail for something % off, so that’s my queue – headed back.
That lip gloss! OMG! It seems like it has a plumper in it or something, I’on’eem know what it is, but the Arabic man at the cell phone store was trying to hold my hand yesterday because of it.
He was like…
“What eesh your nam ageen? Wow. You got preedy lips.”
“I dont want that broad fking with the Crown VIC”
Iheart says:
If it isn’t love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
If it isn’t love
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
Of it isn’t love
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
REEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh (oh nono)
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh (oh nono)
@KDub I ain’t been back home since December and where I live now, well I rather not be here.
prynsexxx says:
@Igo
I your gravi. *checks seat
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Thank you
SuthernBelle4 says:
I don’t care if you bishes don’t speak, but ya’ll betta put me on that prayer list for Sunday service
KDub says:
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in…..
——————————————–
g.her momma way older than what folks say.
h.her pappy off’d some lady named Cathy White.
i.her REAL name is Illumineesha…but they call her Blue Ivy for short
j.She suffers from SORAS (Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome) so she gonna be 10 in the first grade…so her parents can “maintain their lie”…she gonna be wondering why she taller than her classmates.
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You have influenced me!!!
I Go There says:
CFree
Whats up?
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That gravi is making it hard out chea fo a pimp
@ Suthern callin us bishes and asking for prayer all in the same sentence
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Sassy ^5 OTB can shade a bish & that hoe dont eem know she been shaded
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@ Naija….I think she got rid of Az because she didn’t wanna do those stupid ass butt pads. I’ve seen models do far worse for far longer and still stay, Tyra’s big headed ass was just upset because girly didn’t kiss her ass. I probably won’t watch again this season.
can shade a bish & that hoe dont eem know she been shaded
I swear…

@Kwall
@IGo them pics bruh
I be trying to ignore them but you taking me back to my 3rd grade magazine humping days (mags me and the fellaz would find outside and take turns humping)when I thought I was having sex..
OutsidetheBox says:
“I dont want that broad fking with the Crown VIC”
See. I knew it. I dont date anyone who drives a former police style car. OMG i hate him IGo. I have got to come to Atlanta.
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OTB
He’s in TEXAS… I hate that fking car too
but you cant tell that joker nothing.
TY what in sam hail is goins on in yo gravi??
CFree
IGO
how r u this fine day? i noticed u didnt actually answer the question Naija posed to u earlier. did u not see it? #helpful
Happy Friday er’body. It’s my friday cause I’m
tomorrow
@Igo,
What up
<– Head nod
@Tatted *slides on leotard*
@ KAYKAY – YOU HAV’TA COP THAT 36 PIECE EYESHADOW/BLUSH COMBO. IT’S A LIMITED TIME THING. I COPPED THE 28 PIECE EYESHADOW/BLUSH COMBO TOO (MORE FOR THE BLUSH), BUT THAT 36 PIECE JOINT….THE EYESHADOWS ON THAT BISH……………..PUH-LEEZE. IT SAYING I SHOULD HAVE IT BY FRIDAY LATE DAY. A BISH CAN’T WAIT TO TRY IT OUT. I ALSO GOT THE 120 COLOR PALETTE #4.
I MAY HAV’TA RUN UP ON THAT LIPGLOSS JOINT! OH YEAH, THE SALE IS 40% OWF! IT LAST UNTIL THE 16TH.
Is Tyra petty like that?!!! I dont know much about her dealings and practices.
Sneaks back in to
at JMO
Hey guhl
Phrozen1der says:
@Kwall
@IGo them pics bruh I be trying to ignore them but you taking me back to my 3rd grade magazine humping days (mags me and the fellaz would find outside and take turns humping)when I thought I was having sex..
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I hate you
Gimme that dayum Dr. Pepper 
FAY FAY!!!
its been a minute 
@ Cfree – UMMMMMM, TRUST BABY-BEW, YOU GON’ FAINT WHEN YOU SEE “ALL THESE CAYKES” UP IN A LEOTARD!
<–with my uh-gah-lee face on!
@ OTB….She’s always been sly bytchy but, getting worse as time goes by.
120 COLOR PALETTE
The only shadows I own, besides free L’oreal ones.
My daughter learned cursive in kindergarten they are not allowed to print…
Oan as a semi bey stan this isnt important just everyone else does! However she cant win for losing the Michelle inspires her, she wrote a letter to her…the same people complaining about this letter would be tripping had this letter been written to her bestfriend Gwenyth or Hiliary Clinton
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
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@iHeart
@JMO I used to work with this lady who had ALL her sick days planned out at the start of the YEAR okay? Heffa had lil tick marks on at LEAST one day out of erry month…I asked her…and she was like “oh that is the day in Oct. that I am gonna be sick” BISH its MARCH.
Hey @Cali
Clue #1: “Alge-bah.”
*cues “1+1″*
Phrozen1der says:
@Kwall
@IGo them pics bruh I be trying to ignore them but you taking me back to my 3rd grade magazine humping days (mags me and the fellaz would find outside and take turns humping)when I thought I was having sex..
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This guy here
Phrozen1der says:
@Kwall
@IGo them pics bruh I be trying to ignore them but you taking me back to my 3rd grade magazine humping days (mags me and the fellaz would find outside and take turns humping)when I thought I was having sex..
the comments on this blog are funnier that any show on TV yo!
JMO
<—sup ladies???
DIMPZ
HERSHEY
SUTHER (LMAO)
^^^
CFREE says:
I Go There says:
CFree
Whats up?
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That gravi is making it hard out chea fo a pimp
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Oh you having a hard time?
OutsidetheBox says:
120 COLOR PALETTE
The only shadows I own, besides free L’oreal ones.
I STILL TRY’TA BE BOOGIE & ONLY ROCK MAC LIP SHYT, BUT HEEEEY, WIFF MY SAVINGS ON EYESHADOW…. 
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Only eyeshadow I fcks with now! Been using it for almost 2 years. I us’ta be boogie tryna only rock MAC eyeshadows but then a bish’s pockets got thin doing that shyt!
Uh uh uh Well if the brat gave a f*ck about a nigga
Should have known you were star struck when I left you so
My heart was stuck in the beginning but then
I gave you my heart and you broke it again
I’m a fool when you smile at me I’m convinced
I get caught up in you when I just can’t resist
I know you lie to me
It just drives me nuts
This one kiss could persuade me to believe your bluffs
You set it up impressin me with gifts and rings
I wish love was dollars cuz money ain’t a thing
Cuz when I think of MC Blew the party
I got a sh*t ready to play somebody
Is that tell me you
Is that for each member of my crew
With that I’mma heartbreak you
Now you flat on your back
You really don’t know
So I’d advise you not to trust me yo
@Cfree @Fayla LOLOL and we thought that meant we weren’t virgins
<<<<< Is waiting to FAINT cake,cake,cake,cake
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
IGO how r u this fine day? i noticed u didnt actually answer the question Naija posed to u earlier. did u not see it? #helpful
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Fay
I saw it and I answered it…
Clue #1: “Alge-bah.”
I feel you, I do, but I dont speak like…Condoleeza or Shirley Jackson Lee or Oprah…doesnt mean I’m dumb or uneducated.
Cali
KDub says:
@JMO I used to work with this lady who had ALL her sick days planned out at the start of the YEAR okay? Heffa had lil tick marks on at LEAST one day out of erry month…I asked her…and she was like “oh that is the day in Oct. that I am gonna be sick” BISH its MARCH.
Sassy gitcho MFA OFF this here blog, i just CANT with u today i DIED when she said ALGEBAH!
(i liked the song ‘cept for that part tho) #disclaimer
The Makeup Maven says:
OutsidetheBox says:
120 COLOR PALETTE
The only shadows I own, besides free L’oreal ones.
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Only eyeshadow I fcks with now! Been using it for almost 2 years. I us’ta be boogie tryna only rock MAC eyeshadows but then a bish’s pockets got thin doing that shyt! I STILL TRY’TA BE BOOGIE & ONLY ROCK MAC LIP SHYT, BUT HEEEEY, WIFF MY SAVINGS ON EYESHADOW….
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I see they have lashes, but can’t do the lashes though
Mine are long enough, plus the last time I did I woke up screaming ’cause one fell out and I thought it was a spider on my pillow.
KDub says:
@JMO I used to work with this lady who had ALL her sick days planned out at the start of the YEAR okay? Heffa had lil tick marks on at LEAST one day out of erry month…I asked her…and she was like “oh that is the day in Oct. that I am gonna be sick” BISH its MARCH.
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Fayla
Mzdimples,
Last night was bs Kyle deer in headlights looking azz should have,went home.. I dont understand the purpose,of booty pads that were not used in the videos. I prolly will not watch it again.
@IGO, thats the problem, aint having no “hard” time

PHRO, ion wanta tawk abt when i lost my “virginity”
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
@ Ms. Fashion
Here I was minding my own bidness, just lurking and laffin at you goin’ in on Queen B’s family tree and I see you done used my good name in vain!!!
I blames KDub, my sister in Christ
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@Igo thank you for posting a gravi I can actually see today
@OTB
I think you’re smart and at the very least, witty! Bey just dont have it all.
Like for instance, Bey could not make it in here for 2 hours with us. She’d be suicidal afterwards.
I feel you, I do, but I dont speak like…Condoleeza or Shirley Jackson Lee or Oprah…doesnt mean I’m dumb or uneducated.
Guhl LISTEN! i was thinkin abt my Mom yesterday & her lack of “proper” speech. she may not be very articulate but that sister is SMART mk? everyone just doesnt speak well. but it damn shole DONT mean ur dumb. (i still murders my ears tho) #disclaimer
*it*
A bish got her door wide open coughing and sniffling,
Boss: you don’t sound good, you probably need to leave early
Me: I have too much to do I’ll be ok, I’ll sip some theraflu tonight
Boss: work will be here, maybe you need to take a day or two, the seasons changing and this crazy weather, you have to take better care of yourself
Me: cough, cough, sniffle. I will see how I feel in the morning
yep I’m

@JMO I used to work with this lady who had ALL her sick days planned out at the start of the YEAR okay?
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Fay – don’t laugh at me…I do this shyt too. I have to adjust a day or so when the time comes, but I tic my days err’ month for the year. “PMS Job Security Days” is what I call it. I can’t control myself at work on that “first” day. I will straight let a bish and a boss HAVE IT.
@Tatted, i feel you lips be on MAC eyes be on Walgreens
@ RiRi….EXACTLY! Tyra was just made that girly wasn’t kissing none of their asses. HOw you go from best photo 2-3 weeks in a row to suddenly going home? Those damned pads served NO purpose and were dumb as hell. Tyra always has it in for the models that won’t kiss her ass. Another thing, if her androgyny was supposed to be her “brand” why the hell they keep trying to sexy her up in feminine ways? I just think that was such a contradiction.
that’s y i’m home today!
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo them pics bruh I be trying to ignore them but you taking me back to my 3rd grade magazine humping days (mags me and the fellaz would find outside and take turns humping)when I thought I was having sex..
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My stomach is hurting I am laughing so hard…I just can’t with you today!!!!
Chit I’m suicidal after a day in here!
I feel bad for Beyonce. Thats all. I understand what youre saying completely though. 
Fay, I speak properly (most times
) but I sound really, really country/Southern…think Keshia from BBW, not as bad as hers, she is from one of the Carolina’s I believe, but just really “down home.” I get called proper a lot in comparison to the other pppl in my area, I suppose, but I work in an industry where I am aware that my diction is in the minority.
At least I can read and write better than their asses.
Gotta have something. 
@MzDimples
I think Solo has their mom’s attitude and their dad’s smarts. Bey has their mom’s looks and usta have their dad’s guidance.
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A Perfect Analysis…..
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ RiRi….EXACTLY! Tyra was just made that girly wasn’t kissing none of their asses. HOw you go from best photo 2-3 weeks in a row to suddenly going home? Those damned pads served NO purpose and were dumb as hell. Tyra always has it in for the models that won’t kiss her ass. Another thing, if her androgyny was supposed to be her “brand” why the hell they keep trying to sexy her up in feminine ways? I just think that was such a contradiction.
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Like for instance, Bey could not make it in here for 2 hours with us. She’d be suicidal afterwards.
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I can see how that shyt would go down right now.
SRoseFam: So Beyonce, tell us ’bout your birthin’ experience, and why you keep holdin’ Lil’ Blue Ivy like a sack of Kroger potatoes?
Bey: Uh, well, she lack tah actually be held upside down, and I thank I do aw’right ’cause me and Jay ownliest lack tah do dat at the house. I thank she understand the cameruh’s a lil’ bit, and we put cea-ruhl in her mulk, dats why she so lawng nah, and uh…(breaks into song) “Let me cater to you ’cause baby this is your day…”
SRoseFam1: THIS bytch! :rollseyes:
SRoseFam2: Fugg she say?
SRoseSTAN: My baby did the same thing Bey. Holding her upside down will not kill her. All eighteen of my babies learned to walk upside down and THEY’RE JUST FINE.
Sandra: “Narcissism, dopamine, post-partum depression and burlesque lounge singing are they reasons why…etc. etc. etc.”
Bey:
self, falls off doctor’s office building.
The End.
CFREE says:
@IGO, thats the problem, aint having no “hard” time
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AWWW…thats too bad.
Im sorry.
@MzDimples exactly Azmarie was killing it! She was being true to her brand…I believe Tyra was paid for them to use it and was mad someone stood up to her…the thing is Azmarie will have a career unlike the other chicks
@ JMO and Fashion….Just here to help ladies.
Mother Jefferson says:
@Igo thank you for posting a gravi I can actually see today
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Your welcome…
@ Ri…..I totally agree. Although she made me think of C. Breezy everytime I saw her, I LOVED her. She was killing it even when they did take her out of her element.
KayCeiSoul says:
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Your Arse need to be
for killing me
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Why is she calling her “Michelle”? am i the only one annoyed be the informal greeting?
KayCeiSoul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need to take your bedding and all your reading material to the KORNER!!!!!
:rofl:!!! I am laughing out loud for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But y’all know that is how it would go down in here!
Sandra can u do a post on Yandy from love & hip-hop, boyfriend being a child molester.
OutsidetheBox says:
How is this an attention grab?
She loved the First Lady BEFORE Pres. Obama was elected.
Sandra, I wish you wouldve had some strong Black women to look up to. I really do.
I always thought her handwriting aka penmanship was weird.its all over the place with the uppercase and lowercase, cursive and manuscript writing.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. FASHION
“Because when little Blue grows up to find out:
a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
b. her mother is a professional liar and has stolen artist music and reinvented the definition of the word, INSPIRED, but is considered a good puccee popper
c.her grandmother makes horrid clothes
d.her grandpappy was a coke addict and thief and loves prostitutes
e.her aunt trying to pretend she from the mother land
f.finding out she was named after her pappy’s previous girlfriend
She will need someone to look up to other than the cult she will be brought up in….. ”
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a. her daddy was a drug dealer and womanizer
a. her daddy pretended to have sold drugs and really wanted to marry his boyfriend Larry Johnson but realized marrying Beyonce was better for his image
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@Man… How I missed this???
“Michelle”??? Really you just call the first lady Michelle??? WOW!!