fanMAIL: Beyonce talking to a doll?
A loyal reader, who asked to remain anonymous, writes:
DO YOU REALLY THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE WOULD KEEP UP THE CHARADE OF HER REALLY CARRYING AROUND A DOLL? JUST A QUESTION.
What do you guys think? I’m going to say that the child Beyonce is holding in the left pic doesn’t look like the well-nourished baby/doll she’s been carrying around. These pics only add to the mystery.
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Well I know who generates the most hits to this site….
CivilEngineer says:
Well I know who generates the most hits to this site….
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NEXT…
Hmmmmmmm well now I thought this was put to rest!
I CAN’T WITH YOU SANDRA!!! THAT HEADLINE ALONE IS ENOUGH!!! I BURST INTO LAUGHTER!!!
This is getting ridiculous! Please stop!
I like beyonce is coco and don’t really care… I am just waiting for everyone to call bey and jay freaks and weird because they are doing the exact think that michael did and veil his kids…
Blue is so adorable a WHOLE glass of Bey and a pinch of Jay
Anyone see Don’t Trust the B— in Apt 23
*walks in,
, walks back out*
Anyone see Don’t Trust the B— in Apt 23
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yep, Wednesday is my YT ppl comedy night. I like it
CIVIL
Well I know who generates the most hits to this site….
A check is a check.
How you doing Civil?
I don’t care. This child needs prayer more than anything. We have a glimpse of who her parents are. She doesn’t. They going to try and revamp Star Search so she can do everything her momma did???
I didnt watch it @Zoe. How was it? That the one with Dawson?
EAZIII!!
WHY IS TODAY DRAGGIN YO?? WHYYY!!
Well…I did see a story on the today show once about grown women who buy these life like looking doll babies to continue to feel that maternal feeling…idk. Love Bey!
“Wait it’s STILL moving”
Eazy says:
Anyone see Don’t Trust the B— in Apt 23
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yep, Wednesday is my YT ppl comedy night. I like it
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Same with me Easy!!! Modern Family had me rolling last night!!! Cam following that man in the voting booth!!!
GAGIRL
I WANT WATEVS IS ON UR GRAVI.. YUUM!
@eazy- it was funny. I love Wed. Night. The Middle, Modern Family, Best Friends Forever, and Apt 23
Looks like munchos font to me yall
Now this shait right here is getting a bit outta hand.
nope not coming in this one either
@YALL SAY SHAT UP DONT ESSTART NO BS.. LE GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!!
Hey LAKES!!
You’re right @OTB! I’m doing well…how are you?
Afternoon folks.
OTB/ it was funny. Some parts had me hollering
@Lakes I dont know why this day is such a bore…even with the post down there. But anyways, how you doin boo
_/ 
Sup Fefe
Heeeeeey BOOOOOOOS
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh (oh nonon)
I don’t care if Bey did or did not have a baby…
But I gotta state once again that BIC is the most beautiful baby and has the face of an angel…there, that’s my post for this thread…going to get lurnch!
CIVIL
ESSTRA ONE CUZ U DONT BE COMING NO MO!! 
“Wait it’s STILL moving”
I Go There says:
Now this shait right here is getting a bit outta hand.
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Anyone heard of the womens pro football league? imma try out next year
Oh and ON TOPIC, my official answer is: ION care either way
Get ur life,, I swear u are obsessed with Bey
Looks like munchos font to me yall
li flewijvljs;avj;ldwjgv;j ;jb;;j; j;ooooooo,m;lk
@Lovezoe & Ms. Fashion
yes! these are the only shows i HAVE to watch.
EAZI
IM GOOD.. WHAT HAPPEN IN THE POST BELOW?? NAWW I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW.. SAY WHY AM I SOO READY TO HIT UP VICKY SECRET FRIDAY?? 
I knew it! A linebacker.
@Yall
That IS Munchos’s font, or Intense maybe…..
How many drinks have you had today Ashland?
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But Laker, it does
Ok let’s goooooooooo
@Choco aka Hippie
Remember Choco, it is not possible for you to believe in God, but not the Bible:
John 1:1–>In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, AND THE WORD WAS GOD.
Umm Umm Umm…ah hell
#stopit
#itsold
#youactinglikeastalker
@YALL
I KNOW.. BUT FUK IT IN THE BUCKET I BOOORED!! LE GOOO FIND US SOME FLY AZZ OINK HO3 
@Redeemed
You do know that ur beating a
following her in every thread posting the same thing right? 
Nooo, whats out of control is that avi @Igo..this ish right here makes me wanna call up ppl I swore off in 2011
Don’t know, and don’t care. Whatever she holding she look happy and satisfiedl
Wonders if I write Beyonce a open letter will she aid me in getting Service A and B completed on my car. It would be so #helpful
@Fi
Naw Intense doesn’t “care” that much IMO, this has muncho all over it IMO.
Because who else takes Auntie seriously other than her? Hell she even takes us seriously and challenges what we font. mucho cares
It’s WHOLE lotta crazy on this blog today. Must be something in the water. <— NOT water.
Who knows I just think bey and jay both crazy until they prove me wrong. Oan the stans are too uptight with this, its just entertainment and it makes a good laugh.
I am good! @Civil. The teen and I are going to see Dr. Mae Jemison next week…a banquet for scholarships for kids persuing engineering degrees at UF.
I was so excited. but dear daughter has informed me that she “hates math. And Sciene too. I only get A’s cause you would flip out otherwise..” Then she looked back down at her phone.
SAY WHY AM I SOO READY TO HIT UP VICKY SECRET FRIDAY??
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im going on the 20th with my reward cards
@Choco aka Hippie
Remember Choco, it is not possible for you to believe in God, but not the Bible:
John 1:1–>In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, AND THE WORD WAS GOD.
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#POW now that was the DEVIL in me slapping the chit outta you for following the evil! DUMB DUMMY!
@Feline Feminine
Although I put her name, it aint just for her only.
‘deem
I see you trying to inch up to Choco, still wanna push her huh?
Mmmm Hmmm, we got our eyes on you 
Smonae80 says:
Get ur life,, I swear u are obsessed with Bey
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Looking at your Gravatar looks like Sandra isn’t the only one “obsessed”
@OTB
You are so crazy
DEEM DEEM LET IT GO.. IS U CHASING CHOCO?? OUT OF EERRBODY CHOCO
GUHL!!! ___/ #SIKE
Eazy says:
SAY WHY AM I SOO READY TO HIT UP VICKY SECRET FRIDAY??
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im going on the 20th with my reward cards
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That’s what that was in my email??? Going check….
Redeemeth wants to fck Choco so she can bring them closer to God.
@Redeemed777 you have spoken now leave it alone as a saint of YAH u must state your point and let them be, if he have and ear to hear let him hear. u cant beat them over the head with doctrine, cause it is forever learning and growning, coming from a woman that knows,
@ Shaun…Is that Lani you speak of?
Yes, cause they have nothing better to do…then prove you wrong. The self importance of my people slays me.
@Choco aka Hippie
That Bible sure does bring out the cursing in ya.
That’s why the Bible remains the TRUTH!
Contend with God’s Word—He says He IS His word, you say different.
@EAZY
THATS HOW I BE WHEN I KNOW IM FINNA GO 
BUT AINT GOT NOBODY TO SHOW THEM OFF TOO!! 
**PLANS A SATURDAY IN HER VICKY DRAWNS PUUFN A 
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Hey Vero!
Dont cry. 
The teen and I are going to see Dr. Mae Jemison next week…a banquet for scholarships for kids persuing engineering degrees at UF.
OTB I want pics!!!!! Please!!!!
Go to khanacademy . org (all subjects) It works!!!
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Yso
agane…. Did you see my stalker font downstairs 
OHHHHH OTB…I caught that!
Sorry Lakes…I try to come read the posts, but you know Sandy’s crazy. And Baby Blue has sent her into overdrive
@MSFASHION THEY EMAIL ME.. AND MAIL ME ALL KINDS OF SHAIT
BE HAPPY LIKE A FAT KID BEFORE THAT SLICE OF CAKE!! 
That’s what that was in my email??? Going check…
this month
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Probably so. I got 2 from previous purchases and a birthday one this month. Vicky dun made a girl
TheRealAshland says:
Smonae80 says:
Get ur life,, I swear u are obsessed with Bey
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Looking at your Gravatar looks like Sandra isn’t the only one “obsessed”
:pepsi:
You are so crazy
Girl, you have no idea.
can’t help it OTB
this is what the bey posts do to me
@CIVIL IS ALL GOOD
COME AND PLAY MORE WE NEEDS MORE PEENIZ IN THIS BLOG 
OUT OF EERRBODY CHOCO
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Redeemed problem is I challenge it to think for itself and it can not for the sake of its existence give me the opinion of it as opposed to posting scriptures in response to my challenge! She better gone somewhere
YSO, u spoke on her, here she is
Here we go wit the bull-ish, copying & pasting
*Double Dog dares an offensive linesman to say something about my gravi..*
@CHOCO
IT JUST FUNNY AS FUK! OUT OF ERRBODY YOU?? 
@YALL
I seent it. I have secret ninja moves. You will never find me.
DIMPZ!!
**PLANS A SATURDAY IN HER VICKY DRAWNS PUUFN A
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can I join? you know this is my Saturday morning routine right??
Cute pic @Civil
OutsidetheBox says:
I am good! @Civil. The teen and I are going to see Dr. Mae Jemison next week…a banquet for scholarships for kids persuing engineering degrees at UF.
I was so excited. but dear daughter has informed me that she “hates math. And Sciene too. I only get A’s cause you would flip out otherwise..” Then she looked back down at her phone.
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She may have a change of heart down the road. Most kids don’t know what they want to do until they’re in college….or after.
@ OTB….ION like it.
Is that Lani you speak of?
No, Nani.
She keeps it all the way trill. Leilani wouldve at least let me feel good about it. 
Contend with God’s Word—He says He IS His word, you say different.
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Listen work HORSE you gotta stay in your own stable K – don’t interfere with my relationship with MY GOD!
Imma be looking like a coo coo walking around
@Redeemed
Please try to prove the scripture OUTSIDE of re-posting scripture..get it??? YOU CAN’T…
Don’t worry about me, I have faith in the Bible….
But since you are trying to convince people how correct it is by posting IT over and over again, that is where you lose them…faith cannot be proven, it comes from within…
I’m so over all of this, that that woman be!
Why are you pursuing me with an AX??????????@Yall??
again
IT JUST FUNNY AS FUK! OUT OF ERRBODY YOU??
I aint saying no pooty names 
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But you know it used to be the norm around SR #OLDAYS
Not again…..
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ OTB….ION like it.
@ Cheeks…
I’m too scary.
@CHOCO
Introduce Redeemeth to Nichole. That’s what it really wants, you know.
@ Cousin…
@Cheeks
Yep Im on match.com bout to cancel my membership I didn’t see many that I was interested in had a date with one no chemistry and now I just started talking to one guy I do all this to distract me from the man I love! But momma gotta have a life too!
@OTB
Oh but I do…June 28
@Choco
I see what u did there at #102
I HATE @OTB FOR #47!!!!!!!
LEAVE NICHOLE ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
vero says:
Why are you pursuing me with an AX??????????@Yall??
again
See there you go being all overdramatic, it’s not an ax, it’s an ummm uhh, it’s a chocolate filled candy dispenser
MIZZY!
Thanks @yall
@Fe
@Y’all. I will def. take pics!
khanacademy . org I grabbed that last time you directed it to YSo. Its becoming a fave in the house. They slick. If they know im tripping about PC time they will ask to go to a site like that…then I find them on FB or Y3 games or something.
an ummm uhh, it’s a chocolate filled candy dispenser
BULLCHIT 
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SANDRA POSTING TOO DAYUM MUCH!
Some beautiful lady come sit in my lap and give me a rundown and what’s being discusseed?
chipotle for the second day in a row #firstworldproblems
anyway, what y’all hoeburgers doin?
aahhh… the Kardashians. Really, who can keep up? Who wants to? Not I! Anyway, America’s chief famewhorians are dominating the news once again with their antics. It’s more Kimye and more of Lamar Odom‘s NBA woes.
Sadly for Lamar, Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban is speaking out about Lamar’s experience with the team and admitting that filming Khloe & Lamar contributed to his lack of focus. Pimpmomma Kris Jenner is not going to like hearing that!
“I do think that if you know you’re on camera all the time, you know you’re on camera all the time. It means you pay attention to how you’re going to look on camera,” Mark told to ESPN, alluding to the fact that Lamar was more interested in seeking on-court and off-court fame than he was being a team player! Reportedly, Lamar is hopeful he will return to the Lakers as the couple has relocated to LA.
Lamar’s wife Khloe Kardashian admits that it’s unfortunate that it didn’t work out with the Mavericks, but she is excited about moving home to LA. “We’re sad that, especially with the season almost over, and we’re not able to finish the season with the Mavericks,” she told Ellen DeGeneres. “But it’s been such an amazing organization to be part of, and to move to Dallas even though it was short, except for those tornadoes.”
Khloe also talked Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s media-loving relationship and she is thrilled for the new couple, who she believes is a perfect match! “I like Kanye. I think Kim and Kanye have known each other for a long time. I think that they’re good friends and they’re compatible,” Khloe gushed. “I think a friendship is where good relationships stem from. I think they’re cute together.”
And now that Kim is dating someone famous enough for her family’s approval, no one is holding back from slamming poor sacrificial lamb Kris Humphries! “Honestly I don’t know why this divorce takes so long,” Khloe sniped. “I feel like they’ve been getting divorced longer than they’ve been married and it’s like I don’t know why it’s such a long process.”
“I like Kris as a person…I just do not like them together. And I felt like I said this.” Queen of the famewhores herself, Kris J also had some not so kind words for her former son-in-law. According to RadarOnline, Kris is beyond thrilled by Kim’s illustrious new match which has put her back in the good graces of the media – somewhat.
“She loves that they’re together and thinks Kanye is a huge step up for Kim after her marriage to Kris,” a source reveals. “Dating Kanye puts Kim in a whole new stratosphere.”
“Kris was just a basketball player making a few million dollars a year, but Kanye is a world-wide multi-millionaire superstar,” the source continues. “His money and fame are all going to benefit Kim now and she’s going to have all the perks of being his girlfriend, and her mom thinks this is going to be great for her own career.”
Cheeks – Do it, Do it, Do it!
What you gotta loose
Steps for online dating
Spend some time conversing via e-mail. Move phone conversation. This should occur over a 15 to 30 day period. If you then feel comofortable the meet at a public location before 9p. These are some tips in my new online dating guide. I’ve added to couples in 2 marriages via online dating
Tell them that you “pay extra for khan to monitor their usage” or some ish like that
#alie
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Yso, I’m waiting for her to go off and then font “shidd, my pucci good”
Dimpz!!!!!!
@Bibi
She may have a change of heart down the road. Most kids don’t know what they want to do until they’re in college….or after
I sure hope so. She is still in that phase…tombout a “hair stylist” Bish wear a ponytail or a bun almsot everyday.
@ Candi…..I had Chipotle yesterday.
I gotta stay away from them for a few weeks though, I need to lose some weight. 
Go have a drink or try out for that league u speak of,, I could say the same about u also
@ OTB….ION like it.
@REDEEMED
Man needs you to come and sit on his knee and whisper sweet psalms in his ear.
#Helpful
Twin, I’m getting ready for an Olunch
BB, you’re smutting up the blog
@Man – Asking for trouble again…Remember the advances you rec’vd yesterday.
@Man – Asking for trouble again…Remember the advances you rec’vd yesterday.
@ Choco
I don’t know what yall don’t like me. i really don’t
I aint saying no pooty names
#late
@ OTB…Tell her, that hairstylist is a wishy washy profession. She’s better make sure she has a backup plan.
Now wish lil lady is this?
@ OTB…I just think you’ve had better gravis. Gonna send you a pic of Jordan face. gimmee 2 mins
BB, you’re smutting up the blog
@ You and Bibi for knowing damn well what she did 
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Vero
@yall
#firstworldproblems
Cali, Brendbew flew his ass in eash time for Man
@BIBI
They shole is riding Lamar’s nutz hard as hail now. Nigga won the fluckin championship AND won 6th man of the year while he was filming the same show.
That nigga just trying to do damage control. What free agent would want to go to Dallas now (unless they are getting paid out their azz)?
Don’t believe that (alleged) criminal Mark Cuban.
I don’t know what yall don’t like me. i really don’t
and then the fact you want us to 
everytime you enter the blog 
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Lets start with them nick azz KNOCKERS
Nice
YSoSrs says:
@REDEEMED
Man needs you to come and sit on his knee and whisper sweet psalms in his ear.
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BB, we’ve had a record number of fights today yo
One mystery poster
Two folks that don’t like OTBS gravi
YSoSrs says:
@REDEEMED
Man needs you to come and sit on his knee and whisper sweet psalms in his ear.
#Helpful
you 
KDubb font from yesterday is stuck in my head
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I hate that I
Online dating …
Don’t think I would ever do it but I also think it would be interesting. I went on a blind date that a “close” friend set up. He had a nice azz voice!! … he stepped out the car the day we met and he was shorter than me
I shoulda known it would go wrong because his name was … *insert dramatic pause* … “Harry”
Ummm Choco, she was talmbout me “yall”
#youwentthere
Its cuz they aint go to private school
Now wish lil lady is this?
The big little lady thats in high school! Need to be figuring out which courses she should take next year, etc.
They have a set schedule in 9th at this school…they earn 2 more credits than normal “in case” of problems down the road i guess. So were tryna plan for next year and she trying to get me to let her basically “study hall” a period.
what knockers @choco? and i was talking about YALL, not all yall
and no i am not a narcissist
Maybe it was short for Harold
That is an old school name though 
@Cheeks
Yep Im on match.com bout to cancel my membership I didn’t see many that I was interested in had a date with one no chemistry and now I just started talking to one guy I do all this to distract me from the man I love! But momma gotta have a life too!
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The only, I mean ONLY reason I’m considering it is because I work, working on my masters, and am heavily involved in church… I on’t have time to hit up the club or hot spots every weekend.
Spend some time conversing via e-mail. Move phone conversation. This should occur over a 15 to 30 day period. If you then feel comofortable the meet at a public location before 9p. These are some tips in my new online dating guide. I’ve added to couples in 2 marriages via online dating
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BIBI
They shole is riding Lamar’s nutz hard as hail now. Nigga won the fluckin championship AND won 6th man of the year while he was filming the same show.
That nigga just trying to do damage control. What free agent would want to go to Dallas now (unless they are getting paid out their azz)?
Don’t believe that (alleged) criminal Mark Cuban.
@ JMO….I told yall about my online blind date. Whatta sendoff!
@YSO
“@REDEEMED
Man needs you to come and sit on his knee and whisper sweet psalms in his ear.
#Helpful”
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Oh…. so NOOOOOOOW you ain’t goin block when it’s Redeemed huh?
too.
Well she can get the
he stepped out the car the day we met and he was shorter than me
Happened to me
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@Yall
I know she was I said BULLCHIT to your choc dispenser chit you knew that was a dildo in your hand
Feline Feminine says:
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@HTOWN
I bet Deemed and her holy hand jobs can “release” Man’s hidden inches and make him a real boy for the first time in his life.
dimpz i JUST was able to fit into these pants without having an intense camel toe and a hard time breathing. it’s so hard (for me) to eat right
blue ivy is real; look at her afro.
YSoSrs says:
@CHOCO
Introduce Redeemeth to Nichole. That’s what it really wants, you know
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ISO
you trying to start Armageddon
**slides my sign on name at “big booty hook ups . com ” to Cheeks
OTB, trick her!!!!!
Do they have any sort of Business oriented classes? If so, make her take them, and tell her “this is for one day after college when you open your own salon”, “hair is easy, piece of cake, running a business takes the smarts”. (In hopes that she really pays attn in class and learns what she needs for life).
IMO of course
@Yall ….
Its Harry. What dude my age goes by the name Harry??! Me trying to be all understanding and chit 
@Dimpz …
I don’t remember that story
The only, I mean ONLY reason I’m considering it is because I work, working on my masters, and am heavily involved in church… I on’t have time to hit up the club or hot spots every weekend.
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Neither do I and I do meet some interesting established men – they pay for their membership just like you do Im trying to figure out if Im going to do it for another 3 months they offered pay for 1 get 2 months free but ION – Try it is all I can say see if it works!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YSO
“@REDEEMED
Man needs you to come and sit on his knee and whisper sweet psalms in his ear.
#Helpful”
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Oh…. so NOOOOOOOW you ain’t goin block when it’s Redeemed huh?
Well she can get the too
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Homie… Im sure you wouldnt want nothing to do with that “Glory Hole”
Dont do it.
@ OTB….You know they’ll try to get out of classes every chance you give them.
Two folks that don’t like OTBS gravi
Don’t think I would ever do it but I also think it would be interesting. I went on a blind date that a “close” friend set up. He had a nice azz voice!! … he stepped out the car the day we met and he was shorter than me
I shoulda known it would go wrong because his name was … *insert dramatic pause* … “Harry
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My so called friend had a friend of her’s call me up….I couldn’t understand anything he was saying on the phone so I ended the convo pretty quickly…Then he sent a text asking me out on a date….
um….no sir
candibfly says:
dimpz i JUST was able to fit into these pants without having an intense camel toe and a hard time breathing. it’s so hard (for me) to eat right
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@YSO
“I bet Deemed and her holy hand jobs can “release” Man’s hidden inches and make him a real boy for the first time in his life. ”
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It takes surgery for those inches to be released and that’s going to far!
ISO
you trying to start Armageddon
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dimpz i JUST was able to fit into these pants without having an intense camel toe and a hard time breathing. it’s so hard (for me) to eat right
I thought my shirt was covering it 
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So can relate my friend was like where you think you going me
HOLE UP!
MY DAD’S NICKNAME IS HARRY!
Go luck Cheeks
You seem like a good person, I’m sure when you meet a good guy, he’s gonna know it
@ JMO….What’s your email addy?
Didn’t the birds start falling out the sky the last time someone mentioned Msn
Redeemed?! 
@MAN
That’s what I get for trying to be helpful and sht. HMPH!
cheeks8683 says:
Don’t think I would ever do it but I also think it would be interesting. I went on a blind date that a “close” friend set up. He had a nice azz voice!! … he stepped out the car the day we met and he was shorter than me
I shoulda known it would go wrong because his name was … *insert dramatic pause* … “Harry
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My so called friend had a friend of her’s call me up….I couldn’t understand anything he was saying on the phone so I ended the convo pretty quickly…Then he sent a text asking me out on a date….
um….no sir
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Oh wow
with that “Glory Hole”
is that better 
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You are in rare form
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@Vero
@YSO
“That’s what I get for trying to be helpful and sht. HMPH! ”
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Thanks but no thanks. And my choice or not to have Penis Release surgery isn’t for you to be discussing.
Don’t you agree?
JMO says:
Online dating …
Don’t think I would ever do it but I also think it would be interesting. I went on a blind date that a “close” friend set up. He had a nice azz voice!! … he stepped out the car the day we met and he was shorter than me
I shoulda known it would go wrong because his name was … *insert dramatic pause* … “Harry
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Harry huh?
Ive been there before… Went on a blind date with a chic.
Im sure at this very moment she still looking for her shoes.
I’M GLAD THAT SHE’S ONCE AGAIN PROVEN FOLKS WRONG~
IT WAS NOT A DILDO
BULLCHIT 
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Sighs …
So what’s this about Yandy babydaddy being a child molester?? Anyone?
Sighs …
< Your WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER 
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I’ve never done online dating…but I did meet my husband on a blind date…
shrimp poboy peen
@H-TOWN
That’s not nice. I am within range of average penis size. It has been proven countless times that 4-5 inches is normal.
@BB
No but do tell????
what did you do to her shoes???
this blog is CRAZY
@OTB
*snatches doble-dog dare*
“Your gravi looks like SHIAT!! NOW!!! Do Something!!!”
*runs and hides behind a 12 YO wide receiver.*
@MAN
So ungrateful. That’s why no one is donating to your Free Willy fund.
@Igo
Excellent choice 
I enjoyed that gravi’s position last week
Jmo, too bad you work so far yo
#bragging
I don’t have the energy (nor the fluency in English) to fight back @Choco.
But one day i will
(Via Balleralert)
“The guy behind Yandy in the photo is her baby daddy Mandisi prounced Mandeecee. As fine as he is he going to jail real soon. He is a mad ill *****. Yandy’s baby will be an Irish twin. If that ain’t dirty enough Mandisi had another girlfriend and she had a daughter that he helped raised for almost six years. He even help pay for the house they’re living in.Mandisi old girlfriend found sexually text messages of Mandisi and her daughter when her daughter was just 15 at the time suggesting that they were ****ing. She filed charges so that is why Yandy is not happy to share her joy with the world. She is pregnant by a damn child molester. She is mad thirsty! “
Sandra should have a “win this date” contest once a year or ever so often.
Nah…. to many of yall would fall out with each other competing for me.
I will need Sir to stop putting up these gravis. I can’t be on when my son is around
Three folks don’t like OTB’s gravi
Get from behind her Sassy! The three of use standing side by side shoudl do it
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Choco, let us know if ‘deem tries sliding you her number
“Your gravi looks like SHIAT!! NOW!!! Do Something!!!”
*runs and hides behind a 12 YO wide receiver.*
And
@ junior leagues.
vero says:
@Sir
what did you do to her shoes???
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No its what SHE did with them….
@Bibi
@Man
Serious question. If u are indeed “average” how would you deal with no ceilings??
@ Man
I think we all already have your email addy 
Go luck Cheeks
You seem like a good person, I’m sure when you meet a good guy, he’s gonna know it
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Thanks yall…thats so sweet
@BIBI
Damn!
I don’t have the energy (nor the fluency in English) to fight back @Choco
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Awww hun there are several ways to get your point across
aodfjha;isldfadsjoifaedijfa (OTB’s dislexia)
………. …. …….. (KDUB braille)
What did I miss?….:tea: < lost count of much I've drunk today…
@YSO
“So ungrateful. That’s why no one is donating to your Free Willy fund. ”
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Well I’m not seeking donations, IF I decide to do it. I dont’ want to be a freak.
(nor the fluency in English)
H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD) says:
@Igo
I enjoyed that gravi’s position last week Excellent choice
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Thanks HTown…
@Feline
I can’t stand Yandy. Team Chrissy all day.
opps my
didn’t show up…..
Bibi says:
(Via Balleralert)
“The guy behind Yandy in the photo is her baby daddy Mandisi prounced Mandeecee. As fine as he is he going to jail real soon. He is a mad ill *****. Yandy’s baby will be an Irish twin. If that ain’t dirty enough Mandisi had another girlfriend and she had a daughter that he helped raised for almost six years. He even help pay for the house they’re living in.Mandisi old girlfriend found sexually text messages of Mandisi and her daughter when her daughter was just 15 at the time suggesting that they were ****ing. She filed charges so that is why Yandy is not happy to share her joy with the world. She is pregnant by a damn child molester. She is mad thirsty! “
ION what’s funnier! This or Man’s idea!!!!
@Sir, ok what did she do WITH her shoes
Although i’m scared to know what happened
i can try the OTB dislexia
ljazbnlbfg 854afrazr,glé :éçà’çé”ètblnzv
So although Yada isn’t Bey but why isn’t anyone trippin over her being pregnant were higher shoes than Bey did while pregnant??
Confirming what everyone already knew, Love and Hip Hop’s Yandy Smith took to her instagram today in a Givenchy Bird of Paradise dress and 5 inch Christian Louboutin Opaque Heels to show off her baby bump before a taping of BET’s 106 and Park. She also subliminally announced that she was pregnant:
“You wanted to know now you know!!!! #POW”
Despite popular belief, it is not rapper Jim Jones baby…
So does this make her a bad mother too?
*going back to calling I Go I Go*
@BIBI
“Serious question. If u are indeed “average” how would you deal with no ceilings?? ”
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No “ceilings?”
You mean “No walls?”
I don’t know wtf I’d do with no ‘ceilings’. That bytch must be FLUCKED UP!
And no “ifs”… I am factually average!
OTB
Your gravi is just fine
I’m surprised this drunk linebacker can even make mine out,, crazy bish
She filed charges so that is why Yandy is not happy to share her joy with the world. She is pregnant by a damn child molester. She is mad thirsty! “
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So is he going to jail for molestation or other charges and LAWD why would she do that! SMDH
Ashland, you missed my question asking you how many drinks you’ve had thus far today
Somewhere up top…
Nyedai says:
So although Yada isn’t Bey but why isn’t anyone trippin over her being pregnant were higher shoes than Bey did while pregnant??
Confirming what everyone already knew, Love and Hip Hop’s Yandy Smith took to her instagram today in a Givenchy Bird of Paradise dress and 5 inch Christian Louboutin Opaque Heels to show off her baby bump before a taping of BET’s 106 and Park. She also subliminally announced that she was pregnant:
“You wanted to know now you know!!!! #POW”
Despite popular belief, it is not rapper Jim Jones baby…
So does this make her a bad mother too?
Being in the club every weekend certainly raises the question
oh yeah thats right. kdub masters all these languages
she could translate for me
Who the hail is Yandy?
:poopcorn:
Well damn i posted before reading u damn SR people be taking the words right out my mouth lmbao that is y I keep coming back!!
@MISS HARLEM
Um…. 3.5 inches IS NORMAL! I swear I wish Sandra would do a medical minute on this!!!!!!
I mean, take a whole 2 seconds and look it up!
@Man
No ceilings no walls no enclosures period
You’ll still won’t feel a thing
@Choc. Im trying to tell her.
CHIIIID we misinterpret chit in here all the time who cares what language 
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Ok guys play nice…off to take my afternoon nap with the lil one
*you
Vero, give us some French
#please
wasn’t there a girl named Mandisi on American Idol some years back???
All this shade thrown at a private school edjumacated expert on all things great and small. Y’all should be ashamed.
H
yallcrazy says:
Jmo, too bad you work so far yo
#bragging
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chit gotta change FO REAL … The amount I spend in gas per month is my damn car note …
*hops on
*
vero says:
@Sir, ok what did she do WITH her shoes Although i’m scared to know what happened
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She got a lil intoxicated and while riding down 75 she decides she wants to have a damn foot race.. so she takes off her shoes and challenges me to a race… but when she took off that right heel she threw it out the window… Then she said fk it and threw the other out… She called the next morning asking “Hey…ummm you seen my shoes”
@BIBI
“No ceilings no walls no enclosures period
You’ll still won’t feel a thing ”
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I’ve NEVER had that problem! NEVER! That’s why I chuckle when yall tease me about being small. I know yall just clowning.
I think to feel nothing you gotta have like a 1 incher or something.
Yso, & she’s standing in my ready to fight stance –>
only to show off her class ring
EAZI OH CHIT SATURDAY MAWNING IM AT YOUR DOOR WAKE AND BAKE IN UR VICKY SECRET LACE SHORTS!!
WHAT I MISS THO?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MISS HARLEM
Um…. 3.5 inches IS NORMAL for a preteen male!
There. Fixed that for you. You’re welcome.
H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD) says:
@Igo
I enjoyed that gravi’s position last week Excellent choice
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drunk linebacker
The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft and between 5.0-5.7 inches when hard. For those still paranoid, that’s 9 to 9.5 centimeters at ease and 12.8 to 14 centimeters at attention.
Anything bigger, and you can apply to be Ron Jeremy’s stunt double.
As far as circumference goes, 3.3 to 3.5 inches (8.5 to 9 centimeters) is normal when flaccid and 3.9 to 4.1 (10 to 10.5 centimeters) when erect.
race I will not be correcting typos all day
SON, Laker filled mine up with Esspeshul Tessas Gasolina
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SHAUN!!!!!
You know damned well they ain’t serving no fried ramen in them private schools! They fancy! They eating white rice and mayonnaise sandwiches!
Get yo life!!
je comprends plus rien, je suis fatiguée, je vais faire la sieste
@Sir
and you didn’t do anything to stop her? 
All i need is a curve to the left or right
7-10 when erect
Width of Campbell soup can
And a SILVERBACK to thrust that thang!
Choco aka Hippie says:
race I will not be correcting typos all day
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Oh, no?
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Yso, you’re asking for it now! You’ve challenged his length PLUS circumference
The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft and between 5.0-5.7 inches when hard. For those still paranoid, that’s 9 to 9.5 centimeters at ease and 12.8 to 14 centimeters at attention.
Anything bigger, and you can apply to be Ron Jeremy’s stunt double.
As far as circumference goes, 3.3 to 3.5 inches (8.5 to 9 centimeters) is normal when flaccid and 3.9 to 4.1 (10 to 10.5 centimeters) when erect.
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Well, most VALID places list the average as 4-5 inches!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ HTOWN
@ EGO I knows Imma FREAK but foot face is that like hand job with your feet?
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Choco…
FOOT RACE… get out the gutter.
je comprends plus rien, je suis fatiguée, je vais faire la sieste
Me too
@YALL
I’m just a bringer of facts. Nothing more.
Ummm @ Lakes I use the electric clippers to landscape! I couldn’t bear a brazilian OUCH!
Choco…
FOOT RACE… get out the gutter.
the fuk was yall racing for I can see two people sprinting real fast and hard 
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SO I WENT WITH THE BFF TO GET A WAX.. UMM I TO YALL BISHES THAT GET THE BRAZILLIAN.. MY BFF GOT IT AND HER SKIN CAME OFF RIGHT THERE WERE THE BUTT AND TWATT MEET GOOD THING SHE WENT FIRST!! THEN THE LADY GOING TO TELL ME “IF ITS TOO SOFT IN THAT SPOT WE CANT WAX OR IF ITS TOO THIN..” THE BFF WAS PIISSD!!
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That’s BS Laker! Tell her not to pay! That bish didn’t let the wax cool off enough before she put it on your friend.
SASSY thats why you my bish he can miss me with that lie of 3.5
SON
annnddddddd we’re offfffff
Upon reading YSO’s post, I’ve discovered that I’ve got a thang for mutants.
*Olunch*
@Sir and you didn’t do anything to stop her?
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It happen too fast… it was like.. “I BET I can beat you running”
*flop one shoe out the window
“fk it”
*flop the next shoe….
I’ve discovered that I’ve got a thang for mutants.
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You are something else.
@CHOCO
You can keep those 7 – 10 inches. I like being able to walk.
mutnats
On my way 
Width of Campbell soup can
*elevator kegels grind to screetching halt*
MzDimplez1123 says:
Upon reading YSO’s post, I’ve discovered that I’ve got a thang for mutants.
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Damn
OutsidetheBox says:
Width of Campbell soup can
*elevator kegels grind to screetching halt*
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OTB
I did the Head tilt as well…
Sass
I cant even say nothing 
i swear ppl be making chit up just to fluck with me. I am personally offended. 
You can keep those 7 – 10 inches. I like being able to walk
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You will still be able to walk especially if its curved
@OTB
I was being a lil facetious just a lil
YALL
I WAS 
FOR HER THO SHAIT TOOK SOME SKIN.. ONCE I SAW THAT I PUT MY SH!T BACK ON!! 
YOU WILL NOT FUK UP LIZ!! AND SHE DIDNT PAY.. SHE WAS TOO BUSY CRYING AND 
I did the Head tilt as well…
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THats what I call the RIVER MONSTER – you will feel like you had sex with a HUMANBEAST DJM IJS
All i need is a curve to the left or right
I came back just in time
7-10 when erect
Width of Campbell soup can
And a SILVERBACK to thrust that thang!
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WTF are you finna do with something the width of a campbell’s soup can?!
You throwing it or fukking it?
I wish a dude that large would roll up on me. Negro…. you better take that thing right on back to grocery store shelf where you got it from! Ole’ mutant azz!
@CHOCO SHE WAS TRYING TO BE ESSTRA SESSY FOR HER MAN
HE COULDNT TOUCH IT FOR ALMOST A WEEK 
AWW IF SHE KNEW I SAID SOMETHING SHE BE PISSD!! OH AND SHE KEEPT TELLING ME “BISH IT BURN WHEN I PEE”
What?
You might think 1 1/2 inches is kind of small for a male’s genital. However, you vaginal wall is very elastic so it can accommodate most size. It can stretch enormously in length and width. In normal stage, muscle around vagina is relaxed and collapse to each other. However, the inner vagina wall will expand so it is longer and wider. Average woman can handle a 9 inches long penis and 2 1/2 inches wide. 60 % of woman has normal vagina size where 10 % has smaller and 30 % has larger vagina.
So is that why certain boys in the day were deemed “runied”
All i need is a curve to the left or right
7-10 when erect
Width of Campbell soup can
And a SILVERBACK to thrust that thang!
^^^ THICKNESS IS THE KEY.. BUT WORD TO THE WISE… UR VAG WILL BE SORE THE NESS DAY
@EAZI YESH U DID
RIVER MONSTER
Choco aka Hippie says:
I did the Head tilt as well…
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THats what I call the RIVER MONSTER – you will feel like you had sex with a HUMANBEAST DJM IJS
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Yeah …. I guess I understand where you coming from
*Whipsers… I have no Ideal what the hell she talkin bout
Wait! I meant length wise, 8 and up, with a nice width. I’ain fuggin with no damned soup cans though.
“BISH IT BURN WHEN I PEE”
Average woman can handle a 9 inches long penis and 2 1/2 inches wide. 60 % of woman has normal vagina size where 10 % has smaller and 30 % has larger vagina.
HOW U KNOW WICH ONE U IS?? 
#THEMOREUKNOW
9 inches long penis
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I did the Head tilt as well…
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THats what I call the RIVER MONSTER – you will feel like you had sex with a HUMANBEAST DJM IJS
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Yeah …. I guess I understand where you coming from
*Whipsers… I have no Ideal what the hell she talkin bout
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OTB
SHE KEPT TELLING ME IN THE CAR “SLOW DOWN ON THE SPEED BUMPS BISH I GOT NO SKIN!!!” 
I WAS TOO HAPPY SHE WENT FIRST!!
@LAKER
I don’t know. It didn’t say. I’d guess trial and error?
smdh…who cares really if she is carrying a doll????
OMG yall I dated this guy I told yall about him a while back he was from the islands and I called him RIVERMONSTER becuz he was effn huge and when I say huge Nichole was like
why you making me grow up all over again 
But OMG He was really tall and built and hey I didn’t mind it one bit when that nicca stood up and held me up while banging me out still standing! HUMAN BEAST
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Average woman can handle a 9 inches long penis and 2 1/2 inches wide. 60 % of woman has normal vagina size where 10 % has smaller and 30 % has larger vagina.
#THEMOREUKNOW HOW U KNOW WICH ONE U IS??
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well that leaves me small I could’nt even get a baby thru mine
Fuk yall been fukn? 7-10 inch that is not BIG well then all you have proved man right about his 3.5! OMG
I don’t do needle dycks 
why you making me grow up all over again
@YSO
Spreading those LIES!
Can’t no woman take anything over 6 inches!
@SIS
That’s what I’m saying. At least for me. For those that can, more power to ya. Keep those tremendous trouser snakes over there—>
@YSO
I WONDER IF ITS BY HEIGHT TOO?? HMMM 
EH IDK
well that leaves me small I could’nt even get a baby thru mine
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I had two sections and my friend considers me small tight whatever nicca just come on!
I cant. I shant.
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But it’s beautiful girl when I tell you that mofo is built like a WARRIOR
Choco aka Hippie says:
well that leaves me small I could’nt even get a baby thru mine
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I had two sections and my friend considers me small tight whatever nicca just come on!
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ok then I dont feel bad. cause he said i was Tight i was :embarrased: I guess
THE WORST THING IS A LOOOONG SKINTY DACK
FUKS THAT I LIKES THICKER.. I DONT WANT TO GET POKED.. I WANT TO GET SLAMMED!! 
YAAAAAAAAAL I HATE THIS FUKN CONVO!! 
@MAN
I only types the truth. Now, whether a woman SHOULD take more than 6 inches is a personal choice. But that she CAN if she so chooses…
YSoSrs says:
You might think 1 1/2 inches is kind of small for a male’s genital. However, you vaginal wall is very elastic so it can accommodate most size. It can stretch enormously in length and width. In normal stage, muscle around vagina is relaxed and collapse to each other. However, the inner vagina wall will expand so it is longer and wider. Average woman can handle a 9 inches long penis and 2 1/2 inches wide. 60 % of woman has normal vagina size where 10 % has smaller and 30 % has larger vagina.
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Thanks for the INFO
ISO..
@YSO
“I only types the truth. Now, whether a woman SHOULD take more than 6 inches is a personal choice. But that she CAN if she so chooses… ”
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They can’t. It would damage her insides. There’s like a cap at 6 inches.
ok then I dont feel bad. cause he said i was Tight
Im like WTF I aint no damn ELEPHANT PUSSY and I never had vaginal births making me feel like something wrong with me naw nicca – tight pussy is good in most mens eyes now get her WET #NOW 
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Girl I have been accused of this several times
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
THE WORST THING IS A LOOOONG SKINTY DACK FUKS THAT I LIKES THICKER.. I DONT WANT TO GET POKED.. I WANT TO GET SLAMMED!! YAAAAAAAAAL I HATE THIS FUKN CONVO!!
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This shait here.. .LOL
@IGO
MMHMM!! GO HEAD AND FINISH THIS SHAIT HERE…
I dunno about ya’ll and ya’ll wide set vaginas. Anything too big will give me a fissure. Fukk that.
6-8 and we good. Any more is a problem and campbell soup cans?! Ah-ha!
No, ya won’t. #TeamKeepMyWallsIntact
Where is Cheeks I just rejoined match – she needs toooo
@YGO
I’m an educator at heart.
@Laker
Im just laughing… Yall a trip.
Soup cans and shait…
I dunno about ya’ll and ya’ll wide set vaginas
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It’s called SNAPBACK some vagina’s snapback to their size
@MAN
Sooo…You’re saying that the ladies here that can take more than 6 inches have fcked up insides? You gone have them coming for your head. And not THAT head either.
@IGO HOLD UP NO SOUP CANS
I DONT NEED MY WALLS TORE THE FUK DOWN BUT THICKER IS BETTER THAN SKINNY AND LONG IMO! 
I don’t care about no snapback! I don’t want mines snapping at all!!!
I remember what happened the 1st time I tried to roll up on a negro with a louisville slugger in his pants. I’ve leraned my lesson!
No bueno!
SASSY BLOOD EVERYWERE HUH??
**SHIVERS AND CURLS UP IN THE FETAL POSITION**
Sandra, you are a bully. You really need to stop it.
Bibi says:
So what’s this about Yandy babydaddy being a child molester?? Anyone?
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I emailed Sandra about this the other day but she hasn’t posted about it so I’m assuming there isn’t any real evidence or facts regarding the matter.. But I’m sure it’s probably true cause Yandy is a moron and looks like she’d be dumb enough to breed with a sicko perv!!
ALL I CAN SAY IS I HOPE THEY LET THE BABY ENJOY THE NAPPY HAIR UNTIL SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE HER OWN CHOICE THATS A REAL BABY THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN RUN AROUND WITH A FAKE DOLL FOR WHAT ANOTHER PIC BELOW
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