Shakira Had Her Baby: It’s a Boy
Singer Shakira gave birth to a bouncing baby boy yesterday (Jan. 22).
The Colombian singer and her 25-year-old soccer star boyfriend Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona welcomed son Milan Pique Mebarak in Barcelona, Spain at 9:36 p.m. on Tuesday. The baby weighed in at a healthy 6 pounds, 6 ounces. Milan is the couple’s first child.
After giving birth, the ecstatic new mom took to her Twitter page to ask her followers “to accompany me in your prayers on this very important day of my life.”
A statement posted on her website in English, Spanish and Catalan reads: “just like his father, baby Milan became a member of FC Barcelona at birth.”
In lieu of flowers, her friends and fans are being asked to donate to UNICEF to help underprivileged children.
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SHAKIRA!
SHAKIRA!
AWWW Congrats Shakyyyerra!
GOOOD MORNING YALL!!!
Yay. *tosses one square of confetti*
I like the name Milan.
In lieu of flowers, her friends and fans are being asked to donate to UNICEF to help underprivileged children.
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Cause her stomach was sitting close to the floor. Congrats
Ni Hao Wut, LuVn and Prynsexx
Congrats and God bless them.
Hey JeanieFDB
Damn her pregnancy went fast. Congrats! Shakira is a bad bish…I love her
WIP
That’s so sweet! Congratulations to both.
@Jenie
I looked like that and my son
weighed 12 lbs 11 1\2 oz.
I thought her baby would be bigger too.
She looked so cute pregnant
Congrats Kira got her a young buck (25)
****! I didnt even know she was pregnant! O_o
LSLH says:
@Jenie
I looked like that and my son
weighed 12 lbs 11 1\2 oz.
I thought her baby would be bigger too.
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Maybe she is really really short. So the way her stomach sat it just looked huge
for some reason I thought that baby would have been 9 or 10 pounds
HI WOOORK
LSLH says:
@Jenie
I looked like that and my son
weighed 12 lbs 11 1\2 oz.
I thought her baby would be bigger too.
Girl….ussszzzzaaaa baaaadddd bish to drop 12 lbs o babay! I would still be bowlegged! My largest kid was 6lbs 2 oz.
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@Jenie
I looked like that and my son
weighed 12 lbs 11 1\2 oz.
I thought her baby would be bigger too.
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Jenie says:
Maybe she is really really short. So the way her stomach sat it just looked huge for some reason I thought that baby would have been 9 or 10 pounds
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I think she’s on the short side. She still looks huge. Some folks just carry heavily and then pop out small packages.
Dang her and Adele pregnancies were the fastest ones ever! I like Shakira though..congrats
Wut
Jenie
Prynn
WIP
Luvn
Trend
Gagirl It’s
Congrats to the couple.
wut
lslh
sunnyk
wip
prynn
I wonder if they will get married!
@Wut U Talkin Bout?!
….and I was just 16 years old. That was a lot for such a young girl. There wasn’t a T-shirt in the nursery large enough for my baby and my doctor went out and bought my son T-shirts and diapers because the nursery wasn’t sufficiently stocked for such a big baby.
Hi DIVA!!!
…. well I tried to hug you but your gravi is in tha way!!! 
divvvvaaaaa!
how u doing ma?
From downstairs:
RHOH: I think it’s too funny. However the sunglasses that Kevin had on were just ugly!
Teen Mom: They all irk me. The dad of the twins makes me feel bad for him. Janelle needs to go to jail. Period.
Church Wives: I missed it. Can someone fill me in?
Waynes: Uhh it was ok. I did not love it.
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Hi DIVA!!! …. well I tried to hug you but your gravi is in tha way!!!
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Hey Diva!
MILKY!!!
You behaving today or what… Let me know so I can skip ova your comments to avoid being fired today mkay….
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Hi DIVA!!! …. well I tried to hug you but your gravi is in tha way!!!
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lets all gather together so we can give diva a hug!! shamone now we need at least ten people…
Diva
MILKY!!!
You behaving today or what… Let me know so I can skip ova your comments to avoid being fired today mkay….
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whatchu talkin bout Willis? Im always on my best behavior!!!
Nakeya_j says:
From downstairs:
RHOH: I think it’s too funny. However the sunglasses that Kevin had on were just ugly!
When he told his assistant that he almost knocked the mustache off his damn face!!!! I was done! 
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They were suppose to be ugly and too big!
Milkyyyy my love
I’m great on this 
day!
I never knew she was pregnant….
But these pregnancy pictures don’t need to be shown. I don’t know these couples run out to get that chit.
Milky says:
MILKY!!!
You behaving today or what… Let me know so I can skip ova your comments to avoid being fired today mkay….
see that’s that chyt right there….
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whatchu talkin bout Willis? Im always on my best behavior!!!
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SOOOO you just said that WITH that GRAVI huh… I mean you prolly had a staight face and errthang huh….
jeniefrumdabloc says:
just 6 pounds you say. That tummy looked huge
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Everyone carries differently. From the looks of it, all of her baby weight is in her belly and not spread out over her whole entire body. Her legs and arms look small to me in the pics.
Morning
Luvn
Diva
Milky
Wut
Nakeya
Trend
Jenie
Gagirl
LSLH
Pryn
Work
Sunny
Congrats to Shakira!!
Teen Mom!!!
I glad y’all brought that up! Jenelle needs her ass kicked. I would love to fight her. Kaylen is just lost in the world and I see that she has a type! Chelsea is a spoiled baby talking brat and her daughter Aubree should’ve been a boy. Leah is just white trash. Period. Trailer mentality. Her twins are so different. The dark haired one should’ve been a boy because she looks just like Corey and the other one looks like her. Chelsea is gonna let Adam come back again since she has moved. She’s so stupid!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I never knew she was pregnant….
But these pregnancy pictures don’t need to be shown. I don’t know these couples run out to get that chit.
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They don’t want to be Beyonce’d and have people tell them AWWW she wasn’t pregnant to begin with… It was true in Bey’s case… but still…
SMONAE watchu sayyyyy!!!!
Good Morning
Sandra
Luvn
Diva
Milky
Wut
Nakeya
Trend
Jenie
Gagirl
Pryn
Work
Sunny
Trend
Smonae
Lawd Diva you at it again today huh? GM and a speacial
for you
They were suppose to be ugly and too big! When he told his assistant that he almost knocked the mustache off his damn face!!!! I was done!
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No when Kevin showed up at the meeting with Nelly and Robin, and he had on that stupid rip away suite and the flowers. hahahahahahahah.
WorkInProgress says:
Lawd Diva you at it again today huh? GM and a speacial for you
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ya’ll can’t handle these gravi’s huh?
OMG Diva! What is up with your gravi’s lips?
Good Morning everyone!!!
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I never knew she was pregnant….
But these pregnancy pictures don’t need to be shown. I don’t know these couples run out to get that chit.
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They don’t want to be Beyonce’d and have people tell them AWWW she wasn’t pregnant to begin with… It was true in Bey’s case… but still…
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Errbody know Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter was NEVER pregnant!
Flygirl that’s true. I carried in my ass and hips.
Nakeya_j says:
OMG Diva! What is up with your gravi’s lips?
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anybody need their bowl of soup cooled? 
Them bishes is big and pank!!!!! I call em SOUP COOLERS
Teen Mom: They all irk me. The dad of the twins makes me feel bad for him. Janelle needs to go to jail. Period.
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I get annoyed by Kail because she gets so angry and seems to have no regard for others. When she blows up on someone she is like, ok well just deal with it. It made me upset last week when she went off on Joe because he let her mother see her grandson. Kail proceeded to say “fcuk u” to Joe IN FRONT of their baby….Then I have to remember that Kail did not have a reasonable up-bringing so what do you expect right? BTW why isn’t baby Issac speaking yet? he is like 2 or 3 right?
Leah needs to sit her fast arse down somewhere and get a grip. I promise she must be the best looking girl in WV the way the me flock to her. Her new man is actually cute… She will have 6 kids by the time she hits 30 bet on that…
Janelle is just a waste of space. Her mom should get a court order to keep her away from her soon, harsh yes, but really what value is she brining to her son’s life? My co-worker follows her on Twitter and Instagram and she posts dumb ish every 5 minutes, has married some loser and has already seperated with him ike 3 times in their 2 month marriage….
The other chick who has the rich dad….Like what is her excuse for not getting her GED yet? Hell even Janelle finished high-school and she is certified cray. She doesn’t work, she doesn’t clean up, and looks a mess….I totally understand why Adam clowns her (I don’t condone it), she has no self worth.
Diva
dead azz wrong for that gravie, Nakeya, Wut Wut LSLH 
Morning Ladies 
Smonae
WorkInProgress says:
Lawd Diva you at it again today huh? GM and a speacial for you
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ya’ll can’t handle these gravi’s huh?
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Gal u went from breast, to hips to lips. Lemme knock down a few and maybe she’ll look better.
WIP, knock back a few….dem lips still gone be jacked!
Diva they more like DSLs and look at that skrong Jaw line!!
@Cheeks8683
You are exactly right. All of the Teen Mom 2′s are filthy. I wouldn’t dare have my house looking like that on or off tv and especially not on tv.
Diva says:
Nakeya_j says:
OMG Diva! What is up with your gravi’s lips?
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Them bishes is big and pank!!!!! I call em SOUP COOLERS anybody need their bowl of soup cooled?
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Those lips look like they could suck chrome off of…know what never mind. lol lol.
Nakeya_j says:
They were suppose to be ugly and too big! When he told his assistant that he almost knocked the mustache off his damn face!!!! I was done!
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No when Kevin showed up at the meeting with Nelly and Robin, and he had on that stupid rip away suite and the flowers. hahahahahahahah.
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But when he ripped the sleeves off and said “I didn’t even need to wear these!” Cus he was mad Paula wasn’t there… funny!
Nakeya_j says:
They were suppose to be ugly and too big! When he told his assistant that he almost knocked the mustache off his damn face!!!! I was done!
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No when Kevin showed up at the meeting with Nelly and Robin, and he had on that stupid rip away suite and the flowers. hahahahahahahah.
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But when he ripped the sleeves off and said “I didn’t even need to wear these!” Cus he was mad Paula wasn’t there… funny!
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But wait, why did the factory have nothing but old people working in there!!! hahahahah. And I really thought the one guy had died, but he was just hot. I hollered.
Diva says:
WorkInProgress says:
Lawd Diva you at it again today huh? GM and a speacial for you
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ya’ll can’t handle these gravi’s huh?
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UMMMMM Diva… Where you stay? Cuzz Imm a bout to
over there and knock your keyboard outcho hand….
@WIP & Nakeya
Ya’ll just made me spit out my good coffee
Good morning!
I like Househusbands.. That tearaway suit is gonna be the death of me.
AuntSan, You gonna post about Sloane Stephens upset of Serena Willaims and then please tell me I’m tripping and Serena hasn’t had work done on her face… TIA.
Good Morning!
@Diva your gravi looks like how the older reality stars look after choosing the wrong surgeon in the early 90′s…is that Renee from mob wives?
@Nakeya
When Boris Slugged the shyt out of ole’ boy for working them old people… I cried so hard. He said “He either real smart or going straight to hell, I’m guessing hell!” the elevator opens and its hot with smoke coming Boris said “And here’s his ride!”
LSLH says:
@Cheeks8683
You are exactly right. All of the Teen Mom 2?s are filthy. I wouldn’t dare have my house looking like that on or off tv and especially not on tv.
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First off you have these kids whom all seem like they have no real direction. They all need serious help. The one girl with the rich dad, all she care about is the bd, and he could care less about her or the kid. Janelle is way too wild, and after the first season when she was still pregnant cussing out the mom, she would of got put out. My kid could never ever drop f bombs on me and then think he is chillin at the house. Naw. The one girl (i forget her name) is still in love with Joe. And Joe is irking. And her mother is irking. smh. And whoever said Leah was gonna end up with 30 is on point. She just needs attention. smdh.
Coochie lips
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
@Nakeya
When Boris Slugged the shyt out of ole’ boy for working them old people… I cried so hard. He said “He either real smart or going straight to hell, I’m guessing hell!” the elevator opens and its hot with smoke coming Boris said “And here’s his ride!”
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YYeeesssss!!!! I was on the floor when he said there were no bathrooms in the whole place, because they all wear diapers. hahahah.
Them bishes is big and pank!!!!! I call em SOUP COOLERS anybody need their bowl of soup cooled?
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soup coolers? dem damn thangs could cool off a whole room or apartment!
@cheeks8683-Thanks for the recap and filling me in. I haven’t watched Season 2 yet b/c I still stuck on Farrah and ‘nem lol.. Sounds interesting but the last time I watched, Chelsea was done with Adam b/c he didn’t help her move or something after she had knee sx or something?? IDK.. wow. just wow.
Nakeya_j says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
@Nakeya
When Boris Slugged the shyt out of ole’ boy for working them old people… I cried so hard. He said “He either real smart or going straight to hell, I’m guessing hell!” the elevator opens and its hot with smoke coming Boris said “And here’s his ride!”
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YYeeesssss!!!! I was on the floor when he said there were no bathrooms in the whole place, because they all wear diapers. hahahah.
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When he missed his curtain call cuz Nick’s nephew knocked him out in the hall way… lawd!
I was like… WHAAAT?!!! this show right here is stupid!
@NikkeMinxx says:
Good morning! I like Househusbands.. That tearaway suit is gonna be the death of me.
AuntSan, You gonna post about Sloane Stephens upset of Serena Willaims and then please tell me I’m tripping and Serena hasn’t had work done on her face… TIA.
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That chick that beat Serena, has a pretty face, but another body like a man
I actually glad too see a new chick on the scence 
I was like… WHAAAT?!!! this show right here is stupid! When he missed his curtain call cuz Nick’s nephew knocked him out in the hall way… lawd!
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The little boy said all nice and calm “you forgot your mouth piece” and cold clocked him! hahahahah. I can’t with him getting knocked out by the 11 year old. hahahahah I love the show.
GOOD MOANIN YA’LL… The gum’ment better hurry up and pass a damn budget. No Travel, No Overtime, No Raise still after 4 years which means we gettin like a 10% paycut every year, hiring freeze, possible furloughs… Fukk this shyt Im going back to the private sector
…….and Teen Mom Farrah was an ungrateful slut puppy too. She spoke to her mom with many f bombs and she came from a well of family too. I’m still afraid to curse in front of my mom!
YYeeesssss!!!! I was on the floor when he said there were no bathrooms in the whole place, because they all wear diapers. hahahah.
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this ninja Kevin was like
kevin was like he was 11 not 9 and his cholesterol was high!
Morning Folks
Congrats to Shakira
she was with her old man for 10+ years, dumped him then got knocked up with the youngins baby right quick
Miany
That’s not Rene but something definitely went wrong with her plastic surgery…..
@Milky, you know you ain’t got a bit of sense, right?
@Jenie
@Cheeks8683
You are exactly right. All of the Teen Mom 2?s are filthy. I wouldn’t dare have my house looking like that on or off tv and especially not on tv.
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First off you have these kids whom all seem like they have no real direction. They all need serious help. The one girl with the rich dad, all she care about is the bd, and he could care less about her or the kid. Janelle is way too wild, and after the first season when she was still pregnant cussing out the mom, she would of got put out. My kid could never ever drop f bombs on me and then think he is chillin at the house. Naw. The one girl (i forget her name) is still in love with Joe. And Joe is irking. And her mother is irking. smh. And whoever said Leah was gonna end up with 30 is on point. She just needs attention. smdh
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I wonder if any of the mothers would have ended up differently had the camera’s stopped rolling after their 16 and pregnant episode? I think those MTV checks have allowed them to become lazy. As horrible as she is to her mother (and truth e told its her parent fault and I think there are some issues going on behind the scenes) I think Farrah faired the best. At least she finished school, is doing her cooking thing, looks nices, etc…Sure she pent some $ on new boobs but how is that worse then the rest of them deforming their bodies by getting huge tattos (kail/Macy). Shoot Farrah is just getting her body game on point so that she can model. If her attitude wasn’t so stank she would be the poster child for over-coming a bad situation….She child is gonna be a mess though lol #reapwhatusow
@Pickachu
Yea Farrah was a hot @$$ mess.. she talked to her dad like a DOG. There is no way my folks would have helped me out they her parents did if I disrespected them and moved to FL. She is a trip..
How do you tell somebody “no they can’t use your bathtub” without sounding snobbish?
Farrah has a nice body but that nasty attitude and the way she treats get parents is going to limit her success.
Farrah has a nice body but that nasty attitude and the way she treats get parents is going to limit her success.
Pickachu Tran says:
CONGRATS & SHYT
GOOD MOANIN YA’LL… The gum’ment better hurry up and pass a damn budget. No Travel, No Overtime, No Raise still after 4 years which means we gettin like a 10% paycut every year, hiring freeze, possible furloughs… Fukk this shyt Im going back to the private sector
^^^ I can’t make em pass the budget for u but, I CAN GET SPITEFUL and not do work today, I ain’t doin issh today on behalf of Pika!! ** I can’t pour up on your behalf cuz they will NOTICE but, they won’t notice if I don’t do issh**
wonder if any of the mothers would have ended up differently had the camera’s stopped rolling after their 16 and pregnant episode? I think those MTV checks have allowed them to become lazy. As horrible as she is to her mother (and truth e told its her parent fault and I think there are some issues going on behind the scenes) I think Farrah faired the best. At least she finished school, is doing her cooking thing, looks nices, etc…Sure she pent some $ on new boobs but how is that worse then the rest of them deforming their bodies by getting huge tattos (kail/Macy). Shoot Farrah is just getting her body game on point so that she can model. If her attitude wasn’t so stank she would be the poster child for over-coming a bad situation….She child is gonna be a mess though lol #reapwhatusow
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Farrah attitude is the worst!!! and I think they all have some behind the seens problems with the parents. And I agree, the MTV checks ahve made them lazy. And you would think that after they see themselves on tv they would want to do better. But I guess not.
naija
pickachu
cheeks
nakeya what u sippin on ma?
I thank i will get some work done today since Angry Pants decided to grace me with her presence today!!
@Caramel…I’m biased, can’t give you advice on how to communicate to your friends. I hate ALL your friends.
How do you tell somebody “no they can’t use your bathtub” without sounding snobbish?
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Bish u cant use my bathtub, get ur own!! and do an eyeroll and tell the bish to hurry up becuz she stank!
I don’t wanna work today!
With the MTV checks coming in, you would think that the Teen Moms could afford a house cleaner or something! And something other than a trailer LEAH!
@DIVA
@Milky Well it’s after 10 here so I am drinking Blue Kool-aid and Ciroc. lol Don’t judge me!
@ Wut I didnt this last week was that funny but they definately made up for it last night
@cheeks8683-Thanks for the recap and filling me in. I haven’t watched Season 2 yet b/c I still stuck on Farrah and ‘nem lol.. Sounds interesting but the last time I watched, Chelsea was done with Adam b/c he didn’t help her move or something after she had knee sx or something?? IDK.. wow. just wow.
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Chelsea is gonna be fooling with Adam 10 years from now because she was never taught to have any self worth. Apparently it runs deep in that family of hers, aren’t all of her sister’s preggo or already have kids w/o a husbend. Sounds like the parents spoiled them into pure laziness…
I’m trading in the coochie lips for an adorable little baby! Ya’ll gonna love her!!!!
@Caramel…I’m biased, can’t give you advice on how to communicate to your friends. I hate ALL your friends.
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becuz “Kohl u stupid” in my Martin voice!
first off good morning! Now u go sit in da
Farrah and her sister are very rude. I think something may have happend in the past that we don’t know b/c I cannot understand why both of them would be so angry and hateful toward their parents? I dont get it.
@ Miany, thanks anyways.LOL. I am starting to hate them too. I am slowly backing away from them b/c we are in very different places in our lives. But she doesn’t have any tubs in her house and asked if she could use mines. I’ve been ignoring her texts all day. This is the one with roaches in the icecubes I may/may not have mentioned…
DIVA
MILKY
– I’m good luv
*Farrah is trash because her mother allowed her to be trashy and disrespectful…she’s trying to get a man to take care of her simple ass…it’s def to believe how hard they have it when MTV is cutting 6 figure checks*…and don’t even get me started on that dumbass that’s 20 and can’t even get her fcuking GED, her father is a waste of manhood
@LSLH…I don’t even watch the show and I know Leah ain’t the type to buy a house. Leah too busy getting locked up (according to gossip blogs). Does Leah still have custody?
@Milky Well it’s after 10 here so I am drinking Blue Kool-aid and Ciroc. lol Don’t judge me!
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neva any judgement from me, just as long as u pass me a glass! 
Milky says:
How do you tell somebody “no they can’t use your bathtub” without sounding snobbish?
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Show them to your backyard and point them in the direction of the water hose?
“In lieu of flowers, her friends and fans are being asked to donate to UNICEF to help underprivileged children.”
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Just awesome! Worty cause!
Good Morning Ya’ll!!
Milky says:
@Caramel…I’m biased, can’t give you advice on how to communicate to your friends. I hate ALL your friends.
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first off good morning! Now u go sit in da becuz “Kohl u stupid” in my Martin voice!
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good morning Caramel AKA Kenya!!!! *grabs your hand and pulls you aside*
Miany says:
Pickachu Tran says:
CONGRATS & SHYT
GOOD MOANIN YA’LL… The gum’ment better hurry up and pass a damn budget. No Travel, No Overtime, No Raise still after 4 years which means we gettin like a 10% paycut every year, hiring freeze, possible furloughs… Fukk this shyt Im going back to the private sector
^^^ I can’t make em pass the budget for u but, I CAN GET SPITEFUL and not do work today, I ain’t doin issh today on behalf of Pika!! ** I can’t pour up on your behalf cuz they will NOTICE but, they won’t notice if I don’t do issh**
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OCCUPY CONGRESS!!!!!
I’m Not givin 2 fukks until that budget is passed..
neva any judgement from me, just as long as u pass me a glass!
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*Pours Milky a glass, and slaps her on the booty…after a second thought, pours Diva one too* I know she will be along shortly
Leah still has custody. Trash! All she talked about was having a ‘tray-lor.’
milky
Milky says:
@Milky Well it’s after 10 here so I am drinking Blue Kool-aid and Ciroc. lol Don’t judge me!
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neva any judgement from me, just as long as u pass me a glass!
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pass me a glass shyt….
Dayum alkies
Where are my manners… Good morning all
Farrah has a nice body but that nasty attitude and the way she treats get parents is going to limit her success.
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Remember when she tried to talk to her therapist crazy and she shut Farrah all the way down?
I agree, in the real world if you talk to me like you are crazy AND the cameras aren’t rolling….Mama said knock you out!
@Nekeya now u know Leah loves her some trailors. With a bigger check she can just get a doublewide #povertymentality
Nakeya_j says:
neva any judgement from me, just as long as u pass me a glass!
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*Pours Milky a glass, and slaps her on the booty…after a second thought, pours Diva one too* I know she will be along shortly
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You already know
OprahB
hey ma!!!!
How do you tell somebody “no they can’t use your bathtub” without sounding snobbish?
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Bathtubs to me are not supposed to be communal. Just let them know THEY don’t wanna use it because of all the freaky shyt that goes down in there
Cheeks
hey hey hey hey (Fat Albert Voice)
*Pours Milky a glass, and slaps her on the booty…after a second thought, pours Diva one too* I know she will be along shortly
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frisky today huh? Mama like Mama like!!!
@diva get yo azz ova here wit us and drank. I know ur gravi cant drink glass wouldnt make it pass those big azz lips! her mouth would be in the glass!
Morning All
*holds glass out* Cognac and coffee please
Milky says:
@Caramel…I’m biased, can’t give you advice on how to communicate to your friends. I hate ALL your friends.
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first off good morning! Now u go sit in da becuz “Kohl u stupid” in my Martin voice!
^^^ Good Morning MILKY!! I’ll wait in the kona for u, u won’t be behaving for much longer…. Caramel got some trifiling friends and I aint dealing with them NO MO!!
@CARAMEL tell her to shower standing up like the rest of the folk who aint gotta tub do.
Caramel Cutie says:
But she doesn’t have any tubs in her house and asked if she could use mines. I’ve been ignoring her texts all day. This is the one with roaches in the icecubes I may/may not have mentioned…
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How was everyone’s holiday? I have been lurking over the last few days. Hell, didn’t even know Wilson’s Leather was still in business!! Good looking out!
cheeks8683 says:
@cheeks8683-Thanks for the recap and filling me in. I haven’t watched Season 2 yet b/c I still stuck on Farrah and ‘nem lol.. Sounds interesting but the last time I watched, Chelsea was done with Adam b/c he didn’t help her move or something after she had knee sx or something?? IDK.. wow. just wow.
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Chelsea is gonna be fooling with Adam 10 years from now because she was never taught to have any self worth. Apparently it runs deep in that family of hers, aren’t all of her sister’s preggo or already have kids w/o a husbend. Sounds like the parents spoiled them into pure laziness…
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yea, and if I remember correctly, her bff had a baby too.. They are really sad. It’s her dads fault tho b/c he never made her “grow up”. When the cameras stop rolling and those checks stop coming in, I think she will catch on, hopefully, and do something positive and let go of Adam and find a good man that will take care of her and her baby, like her dad does/did.
Macy didn’t turn out too bad when compared to the others…..
Coochie lips
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so yall saying Diva gravi walking around with a pair of Labi Majora on her mouth huh? her man see those lips dont know if he should kiss it or phuck it.
Oprahs Bunion says:
How was everyone’s holiday?
mine was good OB and yours?
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It’s almost Sprang and this guhl asking bout our holiday
Hi Ty!
This is the one with roaches in the icecubes I may/may not have mentioned…
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I just flucking HOLLERED at my desk! Child please met new people!
WorkInProgress says:
Coochie lips
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so yall saying Diva gravi walking around with a pair of Labi Majora on her mouth huh? her man see those lips dont know if he should kiss it or phuck it.
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Diva says:
Oprahs Bunion says:
How was everyone’s holiday?
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It’s almost Sprang and this guhl asking bout our holiday mine was good OB and yours?
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I was talking about MLK day! HAHAHAHA! You kvow I have been in here since Xmas and NY!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I see we still in this post
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Is there a new one and nobody said
Diva the fugg is that a baby monkey
Oprahs Bunion says:
Diva says:
Oprahs Bunion says:
How was everyone’s holiday?
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It’s almost Sprang and this guhl asking bout our holiday mine was good OB and yours?
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I was talking about MLK day! HAHAHAHA! You kvow I have been in here since Xmas and NY!
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I’mma just blame that on these drinks these heffas giving me this morning….. 
After I fonted that shyt…I realized you was talking bout MLK day
@ Diva – dang you changed your pic already? I was just getting my laugh on!!
BUNION
where you been 
Betamax82 says:
Diva the fugg is that a baby monkey
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The gravi changed…..yes ain’t she dahling!!!!! I can’t see her yet…I only see coochie lips Cathy!
<———-gravi check look at her lashes
I’m at the gas station and the lady in her car at pump 10 is slumped over her steering wheel just like in the movies. I think she’s dead. She won’t wake up! Oh my Lord. And coincidentally she has the exact same car as I do today.
@miany im being a perfect angel
<—-my halo!
How do you tell somebody “no they can’t use your bathtub” without sounding snobbish?
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Why does your friend have roaches that pump iron? How the hell did they get into the freezer?
If she is that nasty, you might want to buy her a pressure washer and not let her use your tub
Be honest and tell her its a roach free zone and u cant chance her using your tub. Its a safety hazard
Speaking of Pressure washers…where is Vera
@ Naijagal – working on this accounting stuff! Probably gonna be another long day!
@ Naijagal – how was your weekend?
Yes Ms. Diva!!??
@WorkInProgress—hmmmm??
@diva
ur gravi privileges have been revoked! u need to stop all that drankin… Sneaks ur dranks into da 
Diva says:
Ty, here comes anutha dayum Alkie…ya’ll drank too dayum much now pass me what Ty dranking!
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I just socialize more then others 
Uh Im a social drinker
LSLH-OMG! Go tap on her window!! Blow your horn.. Call the POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is scary..
I freak out very easily tho..I called the police when somebody stole my ADT sign out of my yard… It was pointless to..
@BUNION – my weekend was cool…laid back, just ran errands…you?
@LSLH – hope someone called 911
LSLH says:
I’m at the gas station and the lady in her car at pump 10 is slumped over her steering wheel just like in the movies. I think she’s dead. She won’t wake up! Oh my Lord. And coincidentally she has the exact same car as I do today.
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Go tap on her window…..
@ Diva
I called the police when somebody stole my ADT sign out of my yard… It was pointless to..
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<—–the police shooting at Kenya for this shyt right here!
I called the police.
Diva says:
LSLH says:
I’m at the gas station and the lady in her car at pump 10 is slumped over her steering wheel just like in the movies. I think she’s dead. She won’t wake up! Oh my Lord. And coincidentally she has the exact same car as I do today.
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Go tap on her window…..
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Oh lord! That is crazy!!!
I called the police when somebody stole my ADT sign out of my yard
Whyyyyyyyy??????????
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WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
@ Diva
I see you giving us a preview of what Kimye is going to look like
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I didn’t realize, but ummm yeah baby Kimye
LSLH says:
I called the police.
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Has she moved?
WorkInProgress says:
I called the police when somebody stole my ADT sign out of my yard
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Whyyyyyyyy??????????
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She ain’t got good sense….that’s WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OMG-strings LSLH. That’s scary. Does that mean you have to stay on the scene to answer questions.
Diva says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
@ Diva
I see you giving us a preview of what Kimye is going to look like
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I didn’t realize, but ummm yeah baby Kimye
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I see it has its mother’s features… presurgery of course…
@Milky I’mma stop doing gravi misconduct in a little bit
*grabs drink from Milky’s hand*
Diva says:
LSLH says:
I’m at the gas station and the lady in her car at pump 10 is slumped over her steering wheel just like in the movies. I think she’s dead. She won’t wake up! Oh my Lord. And coincidentally she has the exact same car as I do today.
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Call the po po they are crazy down there
Go tap on her window…..
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If you are in Fl do not walk up to the ladies car
Mawning!
I despise all of em heauxs on Teen Mom 2.
I read somewhere that Maci is back with her fine arse bd Ryan…….I lubs that gum chewing country talkn white boy!
WorkInProgress says:
OMG-strings LSLH. That’s scary. Does that mean you have to stay on the scene to answer questions.
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If she called….she better stay…they gone be looking for her azz iffin she leave the scene
Ty says:
Diva says:
LSLH says:
I’m at the gas station and the lady in her car at pump 10 is slumped over her steering wheel just like in the movies. I think she’s dead. She won’t wake up! Oh my Lord. And coincidentally she has the exact same car as I do today.
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Go tap on her window…..
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If you are in Fl do not walk up to the ladies car Call the po po they are crazy down there
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I’ll memba this when and if I am ever in FL. We Texans are nosey and will walk up to yo window and see what the fugg is happening.
@ TY why not? Am in FL is this some kinda gang initiation thingamagiggy?
Why is the gas station attendant like “okay have a nice day?”
Diva Color me crazy but I can deal with that gravi better than Labia Majora
LSLH says:
Why is the gas station attendant like “okay have a nice day?”
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What city are you in?
@ LSLH any signs of life? Is she moving yet?
I despise all of em heauxs on Teen Mom 2.
I read somewhere that Maci is back with her fine arse bd Ryan…….I lubs that gum chewing country talkn white boy!
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Thry just took a photo together, she has another dude. He is alright looking but he’s no Ryan. I love that white boy….
WorkInProgress says:
Diva Color me crazy but I can deal with that gravi better than Labia Majora
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Ok crazy!!!!
WorkInProgress says:
@ TY why not? Am in FL is this some kinda gang initiation thingamagiggy?
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Folks in FL shoot first and ask questions later. Im still pissed about that yt man that shot the teenager becausse he felt threatened by his loud music. That azzhole shot that child and went home like nothing happened.
Just dont want LSLH running up on the lady’s car and she starts
cheeks8683 says:
@ LSLH any signs of life? Is she moving yet?
I despise all of em heauxs on Teen Mom 2.
I read somewhere that Maci is back with her fine arse bd Ryan…….I lubs that gum chewing country talkn white boy!
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Thry just took a photo together, she has another dude. He is alright looking but he’s no Ryan. I love that white boy….
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He ain’t schit sometimes….but I’ll def
there is nothing reedeming about Ryan…his laziness is just ugh…him and Chelsea would be perfect together
@ TY oh yes girl. a lot of crazy mess goings on in Floriduh.
LSLH says:
I’m at the gas station and the lady in her car at pump 10 is slumped over her steering wheel just like in the movies. I think she’s dead. She won’t wake up! Oh my Lord. And coincidentally she has the exact same car as I do today.
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Sooo did you go over? Is she dead? Drunk? Tired of work?
NaijaGal says:
there is nothing reedeming about Ryan…his laziness is just ugh…him and Chelsea would be perfect together
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All of this!
Diva says:
<———-gravi check look at her lashes
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That monkey is cute as heck though!
Sooo did you go over? Is she dead? Drunk? Tired of work?
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I don’t know why all of this made me LOL!
Oprahs Bunion says:
Diva says:
<———-gravi check look at her lashes
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That monkey is cute as heck though!
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IKR………….
She ain’t dead y’all..! This mofo white woman just popped up like aint nothing happened!!!!!!! She finally heard us talking outside of the car and asked if I had called the police. I said yes and that I was on the phone with them for a second time. She started begging me to tell them not to come and that she was just upset because her daughter is in the ICU sick and her husband is somewhere. She started walking fast toward me like a damn zombie and I started walking around my car! The guy standing near me started walking away too. She was pleading for me to cancel the call. Well too late because the police just pulled up. I look down at her hands and I see that her fingers have black ash or smut on the tips. I think she was getting high y’all. Gotta talk to the police. Be right back.
LOLOL!
I thought I mentioned the roaches in the icecube tray.. She invited me and my ex (was b/f at the time) went over there to see her new pitbull puppy (I LOVE dogs) and he went to get some ice for his drink and when he turned on the lights there were roaches everywhere. He said they were on the stove, crawling inside the bread, in the coffee pot, just little baby roaches all in her kitchen.
Well, he came out without the ice and was like that’s ok, I like my drinks warm???? I didn’t know what happend b/c I was outside with the dog. She insisted on him having that ice but he was like no, no I good. Still, she went got a red SOLO and put ice in it and gave it to him. He said took it to be polite but gave it to me and said he had to make a phone call and went got in the car with this stupid smirk on his face..
I stayed outside for a min and it’s super hot in the summer in AL so the ice was melting and when I looked in the cup, there about 3-4 baby roaches floating. I was disgusted and threw the cup on the ground and started screaming b/c I wasn’t expecting that..
Friend looking at me like what’s wrong???? Bish you know you nasty but steady tryna offer me food/drink…
I didn’t say nothing b/c her feelings get hurt easily so I told her that it was a fly in my cup.. Ex was cracking up laughing and I am still pissed that he didn’t tell me about the roachy kitchen til we left.. never ate at her house since then.. He didn’t like her anywasy tho.
I think she was getting high y’all. Gotta talk to the police. Be right back.
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Well damn. *waits to read next update*
LSLH says:
She ain’t dead y’all..! This mofo white woman just popped up like aint nothing happened!!!!!!! She finally heard us talking outside of the car and asked if I had called the police. I said yes and that I was on the phone with them for a second time. She started begging me to tell them not to come and that she was just upset because her daughter is in the ICU sick and her husband is somewhere. She started walking fast toward me like a damn zombie and I started walking around my car! The guy standing near me started walking away too. She was pleading for me to cancel the call. Well too late because the police just pulled up. I look down at her hands and I see that her fingers have black ash or smut on the tips. I think she was getting high y’all. Gotta talk to the police. Be right back
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sounds like a tv show…………..
@Caramel, girl, where in the world do you find these people
In lieu of flowers, her friends and fans are being asked to donate to UNICEF to help underprivileged children.
So classy
#yallcare
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((on the factory bullhorn))
I left my opinion on ahmad (no caps) downstairs
Carrington says:
Maybe she heard about. That dl party THEY SAY he attended in Houston with other male sport stars at the home of a very famous olympic athlete….
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Had to bring this from downstairs. Spill it Carrington
*runs to refill green tea*
Bootcampgirl says:
@Caramel, girl, where in the world do you find these people
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for the answer to this question
I read somewhere that Maci is back with her fine arse bd Ryan…….I lubs that gum chewing country talkn white boy!
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Thry just took a photo together, she has another dude. He is alright looking but he’s no Ryan. I love that white boy….
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He ain’t schit sometimes….but I’ll def
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He should have his own place by now I mean dang! Unless he is saving up for a house or domething…My friend did that, stayed with her family all through nursing school so she could pay off her loans and whatnot…I think he is at least working now…. Yall know who could have done better? Tyler. I always thought that his gf Catelin was dead weight…I mean they gave the baby up he has no obligation to her….
Ty, I need your addy agane
#ilostwhereiwroteitdownandtiredoflookingandgoingcrazy
I didn’t say nothing b/c her feelings get hurt easily
“girl you know it’s a whole roach family in this cup you just handed me.” <~~~would've just slipped out my mouth.
^^^THIS is why they”re still your friends
Maybe she heard about. That dl party THEY SAY he attended in Houston with other male sport stars at the home of a very famous olympic athlete….
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Carl Bitchass/Queening Lewis
LSLH – wow! she gorn learn tuday to do that **** in private if that’s what she was up to. If you noticed am sure the po po will too. hopefully they don’t search her car.
Caramel – gurllll u might wanna look into upgrading to some girlfriends that clean house and wear their size…unless u keep em around bc they make YOU look good.
DTTS
Ok,
where does this Roach in the ice story begin? And is Keesh involved? *:lol:
I called the police that ADT sign is my property.
@WIP, that has got to be it cause damn…
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Miany says:
I didn’t say nothing b/c her feelings get hurt easily
“girl you know it’s a whole roach family in this cup you just handed me.” <~~~would've just slipped out my mouth.
^^^THIS is why they”re still your friends
<—would've said "What kinda shatt you got going on up in here?!"
Caramel Cutie says:
I called the police that ADT sign is my property.
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What exactly were you expecting them to do?? #noshade
Hey Yall/Manager :yall:
OH, Is this a Kenya Roach story?
Bootcampgirl says:
Caramel Cutie says:
I called the police that ADT sign is my property.
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What exactly were you expecting them to do?? #noshade
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Locate the stolen security sign
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Ty, see 191.
Signed,
Future Millionaire
Well I just wasted about 15-20 min of my life that I will never get back! This woman just got locked up for drug possession and something else! I thought this woman was sick or dead and needed help! That’s what I get for being concerned. And she looked well off too. Damn shame. That’s how it is now. The soccer moms are hooked on that mess too.
NaijaGal says:
Maybe she heard about. That dl party THEY SAY he attended in Houston with other male sport stars at the home of a very famous olympic athlete….
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Carl Bitchass/Queening Lewis
^^^ Good Morning NAIJA!! so Carl Lewis had a DL house PARTY?!! Are there any other famous athletes who “allegedly” attended?
@caramel u could’ve sent Keesh ova there wit her big azz candy cane and all roach problems would’ve been solved #helpful
Maybe she heard about. That dl party THEY SAY he attended in Houston with other male sport stars at the home of a very famous olympic athlete….
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I kinda can believe this. His wife looks like Andy ****.
Caramel Cutie says:
I called the police that ADT sign is my property.
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Did you get your sign back? If not ADT will bring another one and post it up in your yard for you. #helpful
You lucky the police didn’t cart you off for that!
They’on got time for that
@yall…. antonia41300@
LSLH says:
Well I just wasted about 15-20 min of my life that I will never get back! This woman just got locked up for drug possession and something else! I thought this woman was sick or dead and needed help! That’s what I get for being concerned. And she looked well off too. Damn shame. That’s how it is now. The soccer moms are hooked on that mess too.
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CSI episode
If not ADT will bring another one and post it up in your yard for you. #helpful
HELLO!
What the hail the po po gonna do?
He should have his own place by now I mean dang! Unless he is saving up for a house or domething…My friend did that, stayed with her family all through nursing school so she could pay off her loans and whatnot…I think he is at least working now…. Yall know who could have done better? Tyler. I always thought that his gf Catelin was dead weight…I mean they gave the baby up he has no obligation to her….
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I agree. I think Tyler feels obligated to Cate b/c of her issues so he keeps her around.. She is too insecure and needy. Tyler is a cutie tho and he seems motivated and wants to make something out of his life..
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
You lucky the police didn’t cart you off for that!
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I fuggin HOLLERED..Kenya you better stop calling the popo for dumbshyt..
Well I just wasted about 15-20 min of my life that I will never get back! This woman just got locked up for drug possession and something else! I thought this woman was sick or dead and needed help! That’s what I get for being concerned. And she looked well off too. Damn shame. That’s how it is now. The soccer moms are hooked on that mess too.
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Dayummm LSLH..I knew that’s why she didnt want you to call the po po. If she was strung out like you said she was then look at it from the viewpoint that you may have saved a few lives..she shouldn’t be behind the wheel.
called the police that ADT sign is my property.
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Morning all
LSLH says:
Well I just wasted about 15-20 min of my life that I will never get back! This woman just got locked up for drug possession and something else! I thought this woman was sick or dead and needed help! That’s what I get for being concerned. And she looked well off too. Damn shame. That’s how it is now. The soccer moms are hooked on that mess too.
I know some doctors etc that ride the white horse 
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You’ll be surprised at some of the folks that
WorkInProgress says:
Well I just wasted about 15-20 min of my life that I will never get back! This woman just got locked up for drug possession and something else! I thought this woman was sick or dead and needed help! That’s what I get for being concerned. And she looked well off too. Damn shame. That’s how it is now. The soccer moms are hooked on that mess too.
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Dayummm LSLH..I knew that’s why she didnt want you to call the po po. If she was strung out like you said she was then look at it from the viewpoint that you may have saved a few lives..she shouldn’t be behind the wheel.
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Milky and MsDiva,
I can see it now *looks into the air*
Her hollering and fussing and them putting her on a 5120-Hold, or whatever that shatt is
Milky says:
called the police that ADT sign is my property.
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Actually it belongs to ADT #helpful
cocaine and prescription pills
Bootcampgirl says:
5120-Hold Crazy, right!
cheeks8683 says:
I read somewhere that Maci is back with her fine arse bd Ryan…….I lubs that gum chewing country talkn white boy!
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Thry just took a photo together, she has another dude. He is alright looking but he’s no Ryan. I love that white boy….
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He ain’t schit sometimes….but I’ll def
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He should have his own place by now I mean dang! Unless he is saving up for a house or domething…My friend did that, stayed with her family all through nursing school so she could pay off her loans and whatnot…I think he is at least working now…. Yall know who could have done better? Tyler. I always thought that his gf Catelin was dead weight…I mean they gave the baby up he has no obligation to her….
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YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!
I always felt that way about Tyler as well. I think that he loves her, but he feels obligated to stay with her. He has grown so much and is so mature. I adore that kid. He has so much potential, and I think that if he marries her he would be stuck in a life much like his father’s and her mom’s.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Milky and MsDiva,
I can see it now *looks into the air*
Her hollering and fussing and them putting her on a 5120-Hold, or whatever that shatt is
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That's what they call on them mental patients
LSLH says:
Well I just wasted about 15-20 min of my life that I will never get back! This woman just got locked up for drug possession and something else! I thought this woman was sick or dead and needed help! That’s what I get for being concerned. And she looked well off too. Damn shame. That’s how it is now. The soccer moms are hooked on that mess too.
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You still did the right thing. She could of been high and hit someone and killed them or herself.
Let Caramel be great
Caramel next time opt for the sticker not the sign
I met this girl when I was 17 working & we worked @ Sears together and she needed a ride home so I gave it to her.. the rest is history..
@WorkinProgress-*girl no. It’s hard to make new friends @ 26 LOL.. BUt I DO NOT get a self esteem boost from her. Not at all.. I be tryna help!
Diva says:
Milky says:
called the police that ADT sign is my property.
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Actually it belongs to ADT #helpful
Caramel next time opt for the sticker not the sign
Caramel wha the po po say when they showed up. Matter fact DID they show up at all?
nice prego pic. I’m happy for her.
Congrats mami!