Why you will never see Blue Ivy’s face in public until she’s 18
Jay Z and Beyonce have a problem. They have to figure out how to shield their 1-year-old daughter Blue Ivy from the prying paparazzi. She’s a toddler now, and soon they won’t be able to hide her under a blanket for too much longer.
I hear that Beyonce is “terrified” at the thought of the public criticizing her daughter’s looks (they say BIC is looking more and more like her father every day).
Beyonce has had a hard week. Her dazzling Super Bowl performance was marred by a blog who posted some of the most hideous photos of any artist I have ever seen. The blog, Buzzfeed, refused Behyonce’s instructions to remove the photos. As a result, I am told there will be no photography allowed during Beyonce’s upcoming world tour — unless Beyonce herself approves the photographs herself.
Gawker.com reports that Beyonce’s stressed out publicist succeeded in pulling down most of those photos from the photo wire service Getty Images. That means no magazine, newspaper or blog can purchase those pics. I wonder what that must have cost Beyonce and Jay Z?
Unfortunately for Bey, those photos will live on forever in hard drives and Internet databases everywhere.
Meanwhile, Beyonce, 34, and a haggard looking Jay Z, 45, were seen leaving trendy ‘Gjelinas’ on Abbot Kinney in Venice, California on Thursday. Beyonce was wearing a chic black top, skinny leather trousers and studded Christian Louboutin heels.
She held her head down as extra hired security kept the frenzied paparazzi at bay. One bold paparazzo asked Jay Z about actress Amanda Bynes calling him ugly. But Jay Z just lowered his head and stepped into a waiting chauffeured limousine SUV.
I guess it’s no fun being a celebrity if you’re a narcissist who has no control over the words and images that the public sees?
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I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
OH
BEYONCE IS NOT 34…LMAO…she is 31.Jay Z is only 43.
I’m sure B is not ashamed of her precious child’s looks. I don’t think they’ll hide her forever either. The paps are outrageous. Who wants 20/30 flashs going off in their child’s face everytime they step out of the house?
@JD
“BEYONCE IS NOT 34…LMAO…she is 31.Jay Z is only 43.”
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I was just wondering about that. LOL.
But she’s suppose to show her on her HBO special.
That baby gone have problems….she already dont want to be covered up…
Sandra as usual, u aint shyt bewbew
@Man, shut yer piehole!
It hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for Bey. OAN, presale tickets for her tour start in 20 minutes.
@ iscream: that footage was shot before the Super Bowl fiasco.
I hear that Beyonce is “terrified” at the thought of the public criticizing her daughter’s looks (they say BIC is looking more and more like her father every day).
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I draw the line I’m not saying nothing bad bout that baby from the “little” I see she looks too cute!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
I wouldn’t want those cameras in my baby’s face all the time either.
that child will have issues when she gets older. they are going to extremes now.
*back from the dungeons of ugly*
I think underneath it all, people just love them 3. they hate to admit it, but they admire their hustle, and errthang else.
*tosses a skittle in Naija mouth* I’m bored already
Bird says: …Who wants 20/30 flashs going off in their child’s face everytime they step out of the house?
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Right!
ion LIKE beyonce’s NEW NOSE.. I miss Beyonce destiny’s child circa 1998
I don’t think they are going about it the right way, but honestly, I don’t blame them. Look at how they are criticized for every move they make.
@luvn thanks for that!!!
Sandra Rose says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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what in the heezy?
if this is true, these people need prayer. seriously. its not that deep.
Let dat baby breeeeeeeeeeve
In the break room straight flexin,
Took a nap, woke up sweatin woo!
Took a nap, woke up sweatin woo!!
MoniquetheGeek says:
It hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for Bey. OAN, presale tickets for her tour start in 20 minutes.
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I heard some of the VIP packages are starting at $1300 if true she has lost her damn mind
Sandra Rose says:
I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
it’s something wrong with you
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That baby has some arched eyebrows… I bet she’s a cutie pie.
I think if they stop hiding her ppl would stop caring as much. Did Tom and Kate hide Suri in the beginning? Or Brad and Angie? Once she becomes mobile it’s going to be harder to do this. But till then carry on.
#Tamar
#Love & War
#Loves it
Sometimes you’re my general, you quarterback all these plays
Sometimes you’re my enemy and I’m throwin’ grenades
We’ll just be chillin’ and laughin’, I’m layin’ on your chest
Don’t know what happened ’cause things just went left
But here we go back down that road
That’s just the way that it goes
‘Cause we made it this far on for better or worse
I wanna feel it even if it hurts
If I gotta cry to get to the other side, as long as you’re there I’ll survive oh
She’s a cute baby.
Sandra Rose says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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I hope thats not true. Who gets plastic surgery for a kid!? That’s just way too much. Let the kid live and be great the way God made her. And really Bey knew what Jay-Z looked like before…nevermind, because it’s just too much.
One bold paparazzo asked Jay Z about actress Amanda Bynes calling him ugly. But Jay Z just lowered his head and stepped into a waiting chauffeured limousine SUV.
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Translation:
He gone make her “kill yoself” in his next rap song.
Jay —->
<—– Amanda Bynes
From the little i can see, she looks VERY cute, especially her little eye area, that little girl is gonna be pretty, and even if she weren’t i think it’s awful that people would make fun of a child just to spite Bey
I hear that Beyonce is “terrified” at the thought of the public criticizing her daughter’s looks
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FORSHAME”
JAYZ should have replied,drunkards Cant see straight anywayz so her opinion does NOT Matter to me
Sandra Rose says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
You guys ARE kidding right?
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Stop Playing!!!
I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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In the break room straight flexin,
Took a nap, woke up sweatin woo!
Took a nap, woke up sweatin woo!!
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She now owns every photo taken of her, meaning she gets paid when reprinted…. $$$ Who can be mad? She is her father’s daughter, she is a businesswoman. With that said, why wouldn’t she control the image of her child, for the child’s financial benefit?
Sandra Rose says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
SANDRITA,RIGHT???
THIS Was
I think if they stop hiding her ppl would stop caring as much. Did Tom and Kate hide Suri in the beginning? Or Brad and Angie? Once she becomes mobile it’s going to be harder to do this. But till then carry on.
Feet busting out the front and the back of the shoe 
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I just hope they’ve bought Suri some shoes that fit her feet. I used to question why they never let her walk but her toes have been sitting on top of each other for years
I just realized I’m in a Bey posy and chit mormally goes LEFT quick on that note I’m leaving got some shopping to do
Or maybe they choose to keep their child out of the public eye to protect her…. If I were a celebrity I wouldn’t want my child out there at all because the media, blogs and people in general are evil
@Sandra
Maybe she’s saving the big reveal for rating purposes.
iscream says:
That baby has some arched eyebrows… I bet she’s a cutie pie.
I think if they stop hiding her ppl would stop caring as much. Did Tom and Kate hide Suri in the beginning? Or Brad and Angie? Once she becomes mobile it’s going to be harder to do this. But till then carry on.
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no they will just do what michael jackson did and put her in constumes and have her walking around with a blanket on top of her head.
I heard some of the VIP packages are starting at $1300 if true she has lost her damn mind
. I’ll take a nose bleed ticket for $50. Thanks.
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Some cray cray stans will spend their entire paycheck for that package. Me…
<——– always wonders what cologne Jay is rockin'.
Is that his or BIC's drink in that cup?
@SANDRA
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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Watch them start releasing pics of that baby right at the five year mark!
Oh yeah, I heard that they paid someone to use their baby as Blue Ivy in the released pics.
But who knows what’s true. I wouldn’t rule it out tho.
It hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for Bey. OAN, presale tickets for her tour start in 20 minutes.
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I request tics from my job. We get tics for every event @ the AAA Arena. If I get em free I’ll go but am not paying.. will just YT her.
@OLD SKOOL
“I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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Stop Playing!!! You guys ARE kidding right?
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asked Jay Z about actress Amanda Bynes calling him ugly
BEYs tickets went on sale for South Fl today?? i guess i’ll Mosey on ova to the site for a Laugh
and ur
MARQUEZ!
UR SPECIAL
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
This is Michael Jackson all over again…
WIP says:
If I get em free I’ll go but am not paying.. will just YT her.
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Can you sell them? Do you know I would be selling them joints and lining my pockets.
Diva says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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I request tics from my job. We get tics for every event @ the AAA Arena. If I get em free I’ll go but am not paying.. will just YT her.
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WIP juuu Know wer KOOL!
Oh yeah, I heard that they paid someone to use their baby as Blue Ivy in the released pics.
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So…that aint the baby they already paid the Latina surrogate for?
I request tics from my job. We get tics for every event @ the AAA Arena.
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This is why I miss working for AEG. Free tickets to anything at Staples Center and Kodak Theatre! SMH.
@ Diva
Nope 
that chick aint eem gon post no time soon…
Diva says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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she just ought to!
@Ty
You know Suri been wearing heels from way back…she probably rocking red bottoms by now.
Despite of what reports say that’s a pretty lil girl what lil pics I did see of her
I am hawngry
@Prynn I saw your post regarding what my daugther was putting in her her
he on that milk and rice cereal and he blowing UP..he is getting fat…..
<— will
chop the chit out of you if you even think about taking a pic of my unborn baby and Im not no damn celebrity…at least to the masses 
so umm yea I get it
O my last pic changed. Real hair, no make-up
Default gravi of Pumpkin in 5..4..3..2..
Did Tom and Kate hide Suri in the beginning
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Yes. Jada had to come out and say Suri was a beautiful baby b/c they ON PURPOSE hid her to hide her gestational age. I posted on that awhile ago. Her real dad is Chris Klein in my mind.
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Diva Nope that chick aint eem gon post no time soon…
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hmph….well iffin she do..she bet not be fat cause she gone get CLOWNED like she part of Barnum and Bailey #realtalk
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
No comment. But all of the fat, bitter, ugly, can’t keep a man thats why yall single ones did. *side eye*
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*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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<——- this is Afiya in my gravi..
A.J. says:
This is Michael Jackson all over again…
I’m watching you… you were saying that in a nice way right? cuz it was smart of Mike right? 
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PumpkinsMama says:
O my last pic changed. Real hair, no make-up Default gravi of Pumpkin in 5..4..3..2..
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get it now…you is purtty pumpkin
hmph….well iffin she do..she bet not be fat cause she gone get CLOWNED like she part of Barnum and Bailey #realtalk
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And for that reason alone she won’t.
hmph….well iffin she do..she bet not be fat cause she gone get CLOWNED like she part of Barnum and Bailey #realtalk
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And for that reason alone she won’t.
LuVn
Nakeya_j says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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No comment. But all of the fat, bitter, ugly, can’t keep a man thats why yall single ones did. *side eye*
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@Afiya run up in here now…….put yo MJ bad jacket on and chamone now
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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Umm yall know Man and Sandra are spreading this rumor right. Yall don’t REALLY believe it? Or do yall? I hope not. Too pretty to be so slow
Sandra Rose says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
You know what……PS…Man, your very handsome!
Diva says:
wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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no she is postin from her rotary phone. ikid ikid
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Despite of what reports say that’s a pretty lil girl what lil pics I did see of her
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i agree. i think they are just being too overprotective.
Which one of yall inboxed me talkin bout I’m ugly and should take my pic down?
Yall so stupid.
Aiight alright DuBB
@ Diva thanks boo! I be hatin on your make-up skills tho mam. Your face be beat!
Nakeya_j says:
hmph….well iffin she do..she bet not be fat cause she gone get CLOWNED like she part of Barnum and Bailey #realtalk
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And for that reason alone she won’t.
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ok we won’t clown her…girl scouts honor
no she is postin from her rotary phone
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Milky good bye!!!! lol
Can’t wait to see what Intense has to say about this
I’m seeing more beautiful pics…..so much for the fat, nasty, bitter broads of SR…..unless they are in hiding.
This always been MY theory on Suri…not just me either:
Katie Holmes had been photo’d with Chris Klein basically up until like a monff before Tom Cruise went jumping all over Oprah couch.
She has a baby 6-7 months AFTER said couch jumping.
Press was tryna say Suri was preemie but remma media was whispering that nobody had SEEN Suri? THAT’S why! You can pass off a normal sized baby as a preemie.
I think JADA said she had seen Suri and she was normal. Yes she WAS. Normal. And NOT a preemie.
ok we won’t clown her…girl scouts honor
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She already been here for about 2 weeks…she already know you aint shyt, so she should know thats a damn lie.
Diva says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi*
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Did she ever say who/what pissed her off
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Which one of yall inboxed me talkin bout I’m ugly and should take my pic down?
Nakeya_j says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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No comment. But all of the fat, bitter, ugly, can’t keep a man thats why yall single ones did. *side eye*
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Shade police
I’m watching you… you were saying that in a nice way right? cuz it was smart of Mike right?
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Sure thing.
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Diva thanks boo! I be hatin on your make-up skills tho mam. Your face be beat!
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awww Pumpkin thanks ma!!!! guhl it took practice practice practice…
@ Milky, yo stole my original avi!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@OLD SKOOL
“I heard Beyonce was already considering plastic surgery for the baby!
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I heard that too! And the cosmetic surgeons told them they have to wait until the kid is at least 5.
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Stop Playing!!! You guys ARE kidding right?
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That would be sadistic; cutting up on a perfectly healthy baby for the sake of vanity!
luVn_liFe… says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Which one of yall inboxed me talkin bout I’m ugly and should take my pic down?
idid
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Shade police
Damn… what I miss??
@ Diva Funk that! Imma make it my personal bidness to shade her azz all to heyull
luVn_liFe… says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Which one of yall inboxed me talkin bout I’m ugly and should take my pic down?
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really though…is that MAN?
@VDOT
“Umm yall know Man and Sandra are spreading this rumor right. Yall don’t REALLY believe it? Or do yall? I hope not. Too pretty to be so slow ”
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Uh huh.
Goat
*tosses a skittle in Naija mouth* I’m bored already
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strawberry please
And we dont have to see Blue, look how they attack her, I dont blame Queen Bey
Damn… what I miss??
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Everything. And where is your Real Gravi?! Diva come get your side boo…oops I mean friend
PumpkinsMama says:
O my last pic changed. Real hair, no make-up Default gravi of Pumpkin in 5..4..3..2..
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Since Aunty thinks everyone is the ghey… I’m looking for an e-wifey and yous purty
oh and hey Milky! I saw you spoke downstairs.
I’m seeing more beautiful pics…..so much for the fat, nasty, bitter broads of SR…..unless they are in hiding.
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I just look normal sized. The bottom half of me is 320lbs I say.
See if Bey would just go away for 5 years
again we wouldn’t have this problem
Milky says:
Diva says:
wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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no she is postin from her rotary phone. ikid ikid
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The rotary though?!
Diva says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Which one of yall inboxed me talkin bout I’m ugly and should take my pic down?
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really though…is that MAN?
whats ur take on him?
@MS. ONEDERFUL
“You know what……PS…Man, your very handsome!”
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Thank you! I ain’t half bad when I clean up and chit.
You lookin good too! That hair look 100% REAL!
Ty says:
Diva says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi*
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Did she ever say who/what pissed her off
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@Ty, she did not.
So Afiya never showed the real her you say
Hmmm mmmm
<<< doesnt want to "keep" a man OR be "kept" by one…
POW!
Where is the fawk is Afiya?
I know you are lurking sir/ma’am so get outta the shadows and show yourself, Satan.
Aifyah has actually been on Here for Quite sometime,I think its HILAR she actually got folks Pressed
Naija =/ we gotta be friends for real then. I only eat the red and purple.
<<<<< NEWBIE
IF Jayonce keep sheltering little BIC, I see a Paris Hilton in the making IJS
luVn_liFe… says:
Diva says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Which one of yall inboxed me talkin bout I’m ugly and should take my pic down?
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really though…is that MAN?
whats ur take on him?
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Nakeya_j says:
Damn… what I miss??
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Everything. And where is your Real Gravi?! Diva come get your side boo…oops I mean friend
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I was wondering why there were more real gravi’s up. What da hell happened doe?!?!
@jenie
no she is postin from her rotary phone
Breezy says:
*wanders if Afiya will put up a gravi* #messy
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<——- this is Afiya in my gravi..
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so has anyone seen the show on tlc about first ladies of the church? these are no first ladies i would want to take direction from. my Lord.
iAmChan says:
Where is the fawk is Afiya?
I know you are lurking sir/ma’am so get outta the shadows and show yourself, Satan.
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put the rotary phone down and come on out…we wanna play wif you…..
I know you are lurking sir/ma’am so get outta the shadows and show yourself, Satan <—–
goat76 says:
HellO
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I was wondering why there were more real gravi’s up. What da hell happened doe?!?!
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YUP ALL Morning.Sandra asked for FolKs to at least keep em up til LUrrnCH
luVn_liFe… says:
Aifyah has actually been on Here for Quite sometime,I think its HILAR she actually got folks Pressed
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I dont think folks are pressed it was just outta the norm for her and folks wanted to know where it came from
Hell Im still lost
<— wants to be kept like CHIT!
iAmChan says:
@ Milky, yo stole my original avi!
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well i asked for a crown and coke earlier so
I when she turns 18 she will be old enough to have reconstructive surgery to look more like beyonce and less like her real mom…
Where did Whip go? Anyone ever tried a bantu knot twist out? I can’t get mine to stay in the knot, it just unravels (even if I pin it)
DIVVVVVVVVVVA U GOT NO COMMENT
Mr. Goat where yo pic at?
Oldskool71 says:
Where did Whip go? Anyone ever tried a bantu knot twist out? I can’t get mine to stay in the knot, it just unravels (even if I pin it)
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try two strand twisting it first, then put it in a bantu knot with a flat bobby pin securing the end.
luVn_liFe… says:
DIVVVVVVVVVVA U GOT NO COMMENT
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Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
@ Bomb, and local #helpful
Ty says:
Meeeh who gives a damn 
nice PIC!
I dont think folks are pressed it was just outta the norm for her and folks wanted to know where it came from
Hell Im still lost
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luVn_liFe… says:
goat76 says:
HellO
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I was wondering why there were more real gravi’s up. What da hell happened doe?!?!
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YUP ALL Morning.Sandra asked for FolKs to at least keep em up til LUrrnCH
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Oh ok. What’s up baby!?!
My cuz @Goat is handsome. Dont do it bruh
Back then they didnt wantcha…now you hot…(you know the rest
)
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
I when she turns 18 she will be old enough to have reconstructive surgery to look more like beyonce and less like her real mom
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And for this COMMENT MaaM Im glad U hid ur face!
Milky
yeah she do have some $1000+ VIP packages, however those tics are 45, 85, 150 & 250 Ny
I tried to buy a presale for Ny, chit sold out in 3 min, damn site crashes… I was pissed
Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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yall leave man alone he cant help it if he got an invisible part.
@ Milky, WORD I’m grown would def do sumthin scrange fo some old mans change
@GOAT
NaDa Just ChilaXing!! You missed some Good LooKing FOLKS
PUMPKIN nice gravi
sigh I have only one real gravi that I put up for 2 mins and take down bc my ass shouldnt be on as much as I am and I know people at this hospital be lurking
Milky says:
Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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yall leave man alone he cant help it if he got an invisible part.
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but ain’t that part supposed to be on the side or the middle…not across his entire head
luVn_liFe… says:
Ty says:
I dont think folks are pressed it was just outta the norm for her and folks wanted to know where it came from
Hell Im still lost
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Meeeh who gives a damn nice PIC!
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@DIVA
“DIVVVVVVVVVVA U GOT NO COMMENT
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Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO @ invisible part on Man! Yeen shyt Milky!
JZ looks so thin!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“DIVVVVVVVVVVA U GOT NO COMMENT
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Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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I like yo eyes doe!
Thx Luv
That is not Man…. I think he is YT
@ Man, yeen gon say nothing about that?
Man you look just fine
flyygirl says:
Oldskool71 says:
Where did Whip go? Anyone ever tried a bantu knot twist out? I can’t get mine to stay in the knot, it just unravels (even if I pin it)
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try two strand twisting it first, then put it in a bantu knot with a flat bobby pin securing the end.
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Thanks FlyGirl! Maybe I need a few pins in it cause my hair usually just slides out from one bobby pin. Imma try it this weekend
@DIVA
“Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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yall leave man alone he cant help it if he got an invisible part.
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but ain’t that part supposed to be on the side or the middle…not across his entire head ”
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Are you… are you talking about me?
You missed some Good LooKing FOLKS
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We some beautiful azz fawkin peepa on this site
We smart and ish.
We not ashy thanks to @Fay and her Whip…
Other blogs aint got chit on us…send some complimen-trary Whip over to Necole Bishie site please.
Tell her keep some for her elbows.
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Bomb, and local #helpful
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Convenient… wonder how the sister wives initiated this
I can’t even play Call of Duty with precision messing with yall today!
Ty says:
Thx Luv
That is not Man…. I think he is YT
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Man is a sprite you say
Diva says:
Milky says:
Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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yall leave man alone he cant help it if he got an invisible part.
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but ain’t that part supposed to be on the side or the middle…not across his entire head
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Chan yeen shat
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOAOOOOOOOO
@Man I think you sessi as HAIL sir.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
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yall leave man alone he cant help it if he got an invisible part.
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but ain’t that part supposed to be on the side or the middle…not across his entire head ”
________________
Are you… are you talking about me?
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naw man yo head 
@DIVA
“I like yo eyes doe!”
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Thanks. Bytch at work tried to tell me I had some “pschopath eyes.”
#shethirsty
Just logging in to say I am praying for anyone on the east coast who is having to deal with the concerns of the upcoming storm systems.
xo
Me
iAmChan says:
I can’t even play Call of Duty with precision messing with yall today!
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I’m mad you at home and Im at work!
Y’all ladies aint just gonna gang up on Man like that tho. We fellas gotta stick together. Ain’t many of us on here, the women that wanna be dudes don’t count either.
Other blogs aint got chit on us…send some complimen-trary Whip over to Necole Bishie site please.
Tell her keep some for her elbows.
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and that damn Yaki
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Thanks. Bytch at work tried to tell me I had some “pschopath eyes.”
#shethirsty
RIF I agree we all need to keep the east coast lifted today
well my gravi should be changing shortly. glad we all had our real gravis up for a moment. its nice to put a face to the font. and i know yall are especially glad my gravi isn’t that purple triangle anymore lol
He got a touch of alopecia and yall got jokes…that ish is so not nice.
*rubs some Monistat lovingly on @Man’s bald spot*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“I like yo eyes doe!”
_____________________
Thanks. Bytch at work tried to tell me I had some “pschopath eyes.”
#shethirsty
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They kinda giving me the Bedroom Eyes look..if only you was taller without the shoe inserts and kitten heels.
Diva, you bout to get put in time out
Diva says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“Nope cause a bish can’t get past the missing hairline……..
___________________________
yall leave man alone he cant help it if he got an invisible part.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
but ain’t that part supposed to be on the side or the middle…not across his entire head ”
________________
Are you… are you talking about me?
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naw man yo head
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I ain’t going through this with you taday DIVA!!!! shyt I need my job damn you!!! 
@DIVA
“Are you… are you talking about me?
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naw man yo head ”
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oH. I was about to say! Chit, I know my hairline pushed back a tad but I got too much left to shave it bald. Plus, it makes me look distinguished and chit.
**wipes brow**
I was >>>>thisclose<<<< to tellin you look like Beyonce's grandmother!
But I ain't that type of nigga tho.
Idk what man actually looks like, but he ain’t no Sprite
@ Harlem, gotcha! I encouraged Bomb to take her ish back down too, expeditiously
No worries can see your purty face at the NY SR meet n greet summer of 2018 
Every parent I know thinks they have the most beautiful child in the world!
Well, all except my aunt Ree Ree, who often told my cousin, “While ya out there tryin to push ya tiddyz up & wear the shortest skirt you can find, ya need to be trying to figure out what to do about that big ass nose, and ya bottom lip hangin so low you can sop mop water off the floor without bending over!”
Retraction/correction; SOME parents think they have the most beautiful child in the world.
#As you were
@FLYGIRL
yes WE ARE glad!
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
iAmChan says:
I can’t even play Call of Duty with precision messing with yall today!
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I’m mad you at home and Im at work!
__________
Me too, it’s raining cats and dogs outside
Thanks @RIF but, I think the people on the NE are going to get hit the worst…
Who Dat says:
My cuz @Goat is handsome. Dont do it bruh
Back then they didnt wantcha…now you hot…(you know the rest
)
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LMAO…. Thank you Kdub!! I owe you dinner when you come to Bama, for my house warming gift back in the day!!
We’re expecting btwn 18-24′ of snow in NY….. whhhhyyyyyyyy Lawdddddd whhhyyyyyyyyy
You can’t hardly see my damn face on my close up shot
am I really that damn Black 
shat!
@ Fly, that purple triangle just don’t fit
You look like Tae Heckard @Flyygirl…
luVn_liFe… says:
@GOAT
NaDa Just ChilaXing!! You missed some Good LooKing FOLKS
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Seeing you is all I need to see!!
Carrington says:
Every parent I know thinks they have the most beautiful child in the world!
Well, all except my aunt Ree Ree, who often told my cousin, “While ya out there tryin to push ya tiddyz up & wear the shortest skirt you can find, ya need to be trying to figure out what to do about that big ass nose, and ya bottom lip hangin so low you can sop mop water off the floor without bending over!”
______________
Well damn
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“Are you… are you talking about me?
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naw man yo head ”
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oH. I was about to say! Chit, I know my hairline pushed back a tad but I got too much left to shave it bald. Plus, it makes me look distinguished and chit.
**wipes brow**
I was >>>>thisclose<<<< to tellin you look like Beyonce's grandmother!
But I ain't that type of nigga tho.
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I really that damn Black
~ ~ ~
Just a TAD Jenie
Im KiDDing you lOOK Brown skin to me
@ Man, NOT BEYONCES GRANDMOTHER THO!
Diva, you gon take that?
the women that wanna be dudes don’t count either.
………….
:floored:
iAmChan says:
LMAOOOOOOOOOO @ invisible part on Man! Yeen shyt Milky
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just wont let me be Rick James great will you?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
You can’t hardly see my damn face on my close up shot
am I really that damn Black 
shat!
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Blacker tha Berry, the sweeter tha juice!!
goat76 says:
Seeing you is all I need to see!!
Dub you been in all day? Recap?
OOOOP wrong ONE
@ jeniefrumdabloc
You ain’t BLACK black, you that good milk chocolate color, not the black that the sun don’t shine off of.
Who Dat says:
You look like Tae Heckard @Flyygirl…
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Really? no one has ever told me that before but shes a purrtty lady so i aint mad! thanks.
Hey Diva!
Bootcampgirl says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
iAmChan says:
I can’t even play Call of Duty with precision messing with yall today!
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I’m mad you at home and Im at work!
__________
Me too, it’s raining cats and dogs outside
Thanks @RIF but, I think the people on the NE are going to get hit the worst…
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It’s just cold and rainy in the ATL. Chan all cozy and warm in shyt whilst our building maintenance refuse to raise the thermostat beyond 68 freaking jerk. Im in this bish with a full coat on! And we can’t have heaters in our work space… AINT THAT A BISH!!!
luVn_liFe… says:
I really that damn Black
~ ~ ~
Just a TAD Jenie
Im KiDDing you lOOK Brown skin to me
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LMAO…. Thank you Kdub!! I owe you dinner when you come to Bama, for my house warming gift back in the day!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You know I love to eat with my fat 320lbs self
OTBey
How ARE You MaaM
iAmChan says:
@ jeniefrumdabloc
You ain’t BLACK black, you that good milk chocolate color, not the black that the sun don’t shine off of.
______________________
Thanks Chan
@ Milky, thats what I was talking about, I had already changed my gravi, came back on and you beat me to the punch.
@JENIE
It Really doesnt
GOAT ahem good looking
RIF
thanks and to deal with the storm me and my girls is gonna have a smoke drink play games night
Dub you been in all day? Recap?
Well I just got here at noon-thirty (dayum that sounded kuntree as hail…noon-thirty)…a post ago..see what I can do.
OTB!!!! Wanted you to see me. Hoping to get moved up in line
jeniefrumdabloc says:
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I’m still seeing Deez over here.
@DIVA
Luvyn this is why I love you
@ WUT U TALKIN BOUT?!
Yep, I am cozy, on the couch boxer’d up. Posting on here and playing some Call of Duty on the X Box. Need I mention the nice glass of Crown I am sipping on?
@GOAT
WE SEE YO FACE!
I’m still seeing Deez over here.
~ ~ ~
You lOOking DOWN
@Chan
you are bringing out of my bad mood good sir!!! Now get 
with your instigating ass…
Jeanie you and GIGi are some Dark and lovelies. Gorgeous!
OTBey!
How are ya? like for real
Goat I see something else
yasssssss 
@ Bomb/Harlem this some BULL!!!! A FOOT AND A HALF?!?!? FML! I went to supermarket last nite cuz you know fuggaz gonna be in there actin a straight fool. Too bad I dont have no man to be snowed in w/except Pumpkin
I like what you did there @ Jenie, I almost feel a kinda way
*glares@ Pumpkin* WHAT line?
Awwwwwwwww OTB
kiss:
Thank you @MissHarlem
OTB
never judge that aint my job but the man upstairs. I dont do funes viewings or the like aint my thang. Dont matter who it is. Hope yall are doing well (emotionally)
Carrington says:
Every parent I know thinks they have the most beautiful child in the world!
Well, all except my aunt Ree Ree, who often told my cousin, “While ya out there tryin to push ya tiddyz up & wear the shortest skirt you can find, ya need to be trying to figure out what to do about that big ass nose, and ya bottom lip hangin so low you can sop mop water off the floor without bending over!”
______________
@ Gelly um, see what had happened was…
Yeah, you New Yawkers are supposed to be getting hit hard along with Jerzey and Bawston, there’s a blizzard warning in effect…
for all you guys…
I see I missed a lot. My Condolences OTB on your gmas’ passing.
@GOAT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALLLLLRIGGGHT!
PUMPKIN yea they on one and the supermarkets is always on chaos mode it makes me laugh. Im good in the food dept just waiting for my girls night of smoking drinking and games. Wish sex was involved somehow
Bloomberg talkin bout stay off the streets
no shyt azzhole
Wayminute its real gravi day? Ahhh man! I missed it!
OutsidetheBox says:
everyone. My sorry? scary? Ass is sitting outside gmas viewing.
@FLYGIRL – I watch the show and enjoy laughing at the crackhead who can’t leave the streets behind
@GELLY – girl strawberry and lemon for me…I make due with the orange but my african lips don’t care for that grape
I remember Goat now
you got something for me to hold 
PumpkinsMama says:
Bloomberg talkin bout stay off the streets no shyt azzhole
~ ~ ~
HaHaHaHAHAHA right! Pumkin I like that gravie with the TEAL shirt on :thumsup:
@jenie you still hitting the gym hard?
Gravi change check…
you got something for me to hold
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*wispers* Here we go…lmao.
@otb
is okay gurl. u gotcho roses!!! 
<–friendly kiss
Recap
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This post is about Blue Ivy, her face being shielded from the photgs, and her supposed upcoming plastic surgery appernt-ment in 2018. She looks like her daddy and her momma feel some kinda way about that. They need to be happy she don’t look like her grandma and her “Betwitched cast a spell on ya” looking azz.
We all got up our gravis and we is some BEAUTIFUL azz mawfawkas. @Man too. He a lil bald but I got some Mane and Tail, some of that Shapley’s MTG, and some Monistat. He gonna have LOCKS when I am done
This short recap is brung to you by Kdub on this eff day of Deburary…tew thousand thirteenf.
Sammichhhhhh. Lololol heyyyy bew! I’m alright. Long as I can sit in this car..
@ Harlem I will be substituting the sexx for snacks
DJM
@OTB Praying for strength for you!
WIP
You are a cutie yaself 
thankyou
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Goat I see something else
yasssssss 
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Ok it finally change…
You wanna licky lick me?!?!
We can make that happen you know!!..lol
@OTB Lovessss and Huggggggs to you!!
@NaiJa
to me
GRAPE flavored anything is
Miss New Yawk
LuVie
OTBey the rest of your fam handling it ok?
Now I want to know the inches of this d!ck you like for all of us to hold but you aint heard that from me
NAIJA I feel soooo sorry for her but from a personal perspective but I am so happy that she is getting therapy bc aint no way she can be fully healed. She been through so much that its gonna take a min for her to be “right” with/in society. My heart truly aches for her and the like
iAmChan says:
@ Milky, thats what I was talking about, I had already changed my gravi, came back on and you beat me to the punch.
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great minds think alike
OTB – my condolences to you and your family…God knows your heart and thoughts, and she does too…all is well…be still
OTB your GMA passed
Your own my prayer list too. Wow didn’t know that
@OTB your granny passed?
<<< I'm sorry.
MissHarlem says:
Now I want to know the inches of this d!ck you like for all of us to hold but you aint heard that from me
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I said this way back when.
Pumpkin pie..
Diva says:
I remember Goat now you got something for me to hold
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Wasn’t it him who said his was thick as a toilet tissue roll or something?
and some Monistat. He gonna have LOCKS when I am done
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Dang it wont chaaaaaangeeee
Goat you know I’m just talking shat
I ain’t lick nothing 
ANYONE Know who Johnny “guitar” Watson is?
MISSH – yeah I def want her to get counseling and healing…it’s just that for whatever reason (maybe the demons she’s been tucking away) she’s not ready to heal…unless it’s fake, why do you have your pimp’s number and information still and you’ve married and “left that life”…I’m sure the lashing she does comes from her traumas but at some point, especially since she has daughters, you got to woman up and git’er done
Diva says:
I remember Goat now
you got something for me to hold
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Always!! U just so busy round here lately, but I believe you’re pretty good at multi-tasking.
WALKINGKONTRA
It chaged,its your whole body ur standing at a TAble
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Bomb/Harlem this some BULL!!!! A FOOT AND A HALF?!?!? FML! I went to supermarket last nite cuz you know fuggaz gonna be in there actin a straight fool. Too bad I dont have no man to be snowed in w/except Pumpkin
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Ain’t nobody got time fa this snow!!!!! Mother Nature on some bull shyt
He a lil bald but I got some Mane and Tail, some of that Shapley’s MTG, and some Monistat. He gonna have LOCKS when I am done
^^^^^^ I didnt want to hate my Dub but per usual I do
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Diva says:
I remember Goat now you got something for me to hold
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Wasn’t it him who said his was thick as a toilet tissue roll or something?
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Yeah, dats dat nigah!!
He a lil bald but I got some Mane and Tail, some of that Shapley’s MTG, and some Monistat. He gonna have LOCKS when I am done
____________
When @Man grows his locks or his ‘fro I don’t want yall to be nipping at his kitten heels okay?
@ Harlem F the length, do it have “girth”
@OTB
*tips away real fast looking over shoulder hoping not to see Gelly*
Big hugs
MissHarlem says:
He a lil bald but I got some Mane and Tail, some of that Shapley’s MTG, and some Monistat. He gonna have LOCKS when I am done
^^^^^^ I didnt want to hate my Dub but per usual I do
No matter how hard you try… She will getcha! 
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. ONEDERFUL
“You know what……PS…Man, your very handsome!”
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Thank you! I ain’t half bad when I clean up and chit.
You lookin good too! That hair look 100% REAL!
awwwwww Thank you.. Weave free since 2003
@ Harlem F the length, do it have “girth”
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Hell does it curve?
luVn_liFe… says:
WALKINGKONTRA
It chaged,its your whole body ur standing at a TAble
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The rest of the fam in there..busy judging me. I’m so helpful that way.
DIVA I want to know only bc I find him attractive
shallow huh
NAIJA you said that bc girl whew chile. She needs all the first ladies then she realizes. I do believe she left that life but her demons want that good time girl back and she gotta fight that. She gonna go through a real warfare personally this is only the tip of the iceberg. I want her to grow. *sigh* I hate when I am empathatic at times
SO ALL IT TAKES ARE SOME PHOTOS AND PURE SPECULATION BASED ON NO FACTS AT ALL FOR FOLKS TO RUN WITH SHAIT HUH?
THAT CLOSE UP IMAGE OF WHOMEVER BABY THAT IS IN THAT STROLLER IS NOT AUTHENTIC, IT’S BLOWN UP AND ALTERED, YOU CAN SEE THAT SIMPLY BY THE COMPLEXTION IS COMPLETELY NOT THE SAME, NOR ARE THE FEATURES
I’M TELLING YOU IF YOU CAN MANIPULATE A FEW WORDS YOU CAN FORCE THE ABC’S TO SUPPORT ANY HYPOTHESIS YOU CREATE
Ugh my big azz fo’head gone be immortalized on this site forever!!!
@ Milky, Imma let you be great tho. I changed mine back to a mug shot
luVn_liFe… says:
ANYONE Know who Johnny “guitar” Watson is?
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HAIL TO THE YEAH!!! Why?
goat76 says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Diva says:
I remember Goat now you got something for me to hold
<—meeeeyyyyaaawwww
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Wasn’t it him who said his was thick as a toilet tissue roll or something?
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Yeah, dats dat nigah!!
————
My kitty just woke up
@MS. ONEDERFUL
“awwwwww Thank you.. Weave free since 2003 ”
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me too!
Naw, but you straight….
Soooooo, you into that S&M type chit?
Dub that is an excellent recap. Damnit all it to hell I missed these beautiful roses and weeds!
RIP Grandma Box!
@ WalkingKontradiction Well hello
The rest of the fam in there..busy judging me. I’m so helpful that way.
~ ~ ~
your giving em something to think about
That isnt right though,cause i dont do Funerals,wakes and the likes
My folks be looking at me with the BEYSTANKFACE when it comes to that type of stuff. of course i stood by Ma DUKES ON her Dying bed . .
Hell that was MOM!
I wonder who she (BIC) has play dates with? Also I wonder with the flashing lights and being covered by a cloth stump psychological growth?
I done hollered dub put mtg on him. *plugs nose* lololol
MissHarlem says:
Now I want to know the inches of this d!ck you like for all of us to hold but you aint heard that from me
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I ain’t gonna lie on my sh1t. It ain’t no 10inches or whatever, I ain’t retarded. 6, 7 or maybe 8inches when I lose 30lbs…lol
Oldskool71 says:
@OTB
*tips away real fast looking over shoulder hoping not to see Gelly*
yall gon stop that chit. I ain’t keeping her from huggin nobody. she’s free to move about the cabin as she pleases.
Big hugs
_______________
Hey, fellas, no discussions of yall’s dycks allowed in here. Inbox these hoes that chit.
Oldskool71 says:
Just was wondering.He made the Original “loveJones”
HAIL TO THE YEAH!!! Why?
My Niggah!!!
The rest of the fam in there..busy judging me. I’m so helpful that way.
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Screw them. You deal with your the way you need to. While they are busy being hateful and judging, God is busy sending you peace and blessings. If you sit out there all day so what. Your G-mom knows you loved her with all of you. And that’s all that matters. Now give them your stank bey face, flip you hair and be great!!!
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Harlem F the length, do it have “girth”
HOOOLUP.. Girth is important but sometimes the length has got to touch bottom err now and then… 
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PURE SPECULATION BASED ON NO FACTS AT ALL FOR FOLKS TO RUN WITH SHAIT HUH
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Why this IMMEJIATLEY put me in the mind of @Afiya and her rant yesterday.
We fat
We ugly
We bitter
We cant keep a mane.
No facts. Pure speculation.
OTB There’s no pain Jesus can’t feel
there is no sorrow that the master is not willing and able to heal. 
remember all things work according the master;s purpose and his holy will, for this battle is not yours its its its its the lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd 
Yalonda Adams YT her live performance of that 
Battle is not yours
Does cellvation therapy work?
Only use 911 for emergencies???
You mean I can’t call and ask them to bring Pumpkin a box of Pull-ups?! 
@ Intense, why you gotta come throw that in the mix now?
WUT ok?!! she slays me everytime depending on who comes in my office I have to skip over her comment until they leave. I like my front of diligence when people come in my office
maybe 8inches when I lose 30lbs
x10
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
goat76 says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Diva says:
I remember Goat now you got something for me to hold
<—meeeeyyyyaaawwww
——————-
Wasn’t it him who said his was thick as a toilet tissue roll or something?
——————–
Yeah, dats dat nigah!!
————
My kitty just woke up
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Oh Damn!! Hello MZ Kitty. Let me introduce myself, my name is GOAT!!
LMAO….thanks guys. I was tired of staring at my forehead….I figured a full body pic would lessen the blow
@chan kiss da rang bishes!!!
Why this IMMEJIATLEY put me in the mind of @Afiya and her rant yesterday.
We fat
We ugly
We bitter
We cant keep a mane.
No facts. Pure speculation.
—–
lmao.
goat76 says:
MissHarlem says:
Now I want to know the inches of this d!ck you like for all of us to hold but you aint heard that from me
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I ain’t gonna lie on my sh1t. It ain’t no 10inches or whatever, I ain’t retarded. 6, 7 or maybe 8inches when I lose 30lbs…lol
I’ll wait (and watch) while you confirm your stats sir…
—————
You never measured? Hands you a ruler….
Damnit all it to hell I missed these beautiful roses and weeds!
That was my surprise for the day.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kenya is cute as hail.
@ Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Hey, fellas, no discussions of yall’s dycks allowed in here. Inbox these hoes that chit.
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AGREED.
Ain’t no inboxing on this here thing tho. Can’t nobody pitch woo in private, lol.
Look at Blur Ivy!
Its just 1:45
Kenya is cute as hail. That was my surprise for the day.
—-
And come to find out, she only crazy when the Kenya gravi is up there!!! She alright.
@ Bootcamp what you got in that cup….mattafack, where your name come from, u military?
Wasn’t it him who said his was thick as a toilet tissue roll or something?
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Yeah, dats dat nigah!!
__________________
let me hold it! 
Dot dot dot!
thank you dear!
luVn_liFe… says:
Oldskool71 says:
Just was wondering.He made the Original “loveJones”
Cause he’s a real motha for yahhhhh! Cant noooobody copy THAT mans sound! 
HAIL TO THE YEAH!!! Why?
My Niggah!!!
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Toast it up LuVn
@OutSideTheBox….Just want send my sincere condolences to you and your family!!
Stay strong!!
she slays me everytime depending on who comes in my office I have to skip over her comment until they leave
I ain’t eem gon lie…. @ Caramel can get it. If it would be a horror story, it would just have to be one that I tell yall about afterwards. But as usual. I digress.
@iamchan hello back at cha…..but errum….don’t you have an e-boo I don’t wanna start no e-drama…unless you truly are just saying hello
@CHAN
“Hey, fellas, no discussions of yall’s dycks allowed in here. Inbox these hoes that chit.
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AGREED.
Ain’t no inboxing on this here thing tho. Can’t nobody pitch woo in private, lol.”
____________
They need to post an email or sumpin.
Nice to see you @ Who Dat.
@WUT WUT in da BUTT – yes regale us with some tales about getting tail…I shall be reading from the comforts of my couch while eating my chipotle…good day ladies and gents, asses and asswipes…it’s been real
OTB
bew 
for you and your fam
goat76 says:
goat76 says:
MissHarlem says:
Now I want to know the inches of this d!ck you like for all of us to hold but you aint heard that from me
———————-
I ain’t gonna lie on my sh1t. It ain’t no 10inches or whatever, I ain’t retarded. 6, 7 or maybe 8inches when I lose 30lbs…lol
—————
6 is a good riding size, 7 is good for tiptoe reverse cowgirl, 8 is riding it and turning around backwards without it falling out size
*happy*
So did Afiya ever show up
Caramel lucky she is at least ok on the eyes bc her font is the worse but she fit in bc her ass dont leave so
<— white flag I surrender however I still will scroll by if its more than 2 sentences. ANGTFD <– acronym for aint nobody got time for dat
iAmChan says:
I ain’t eem gon lie…. @ Caramel can get it. If it would be a horror story, it would just have to be one that I tell yall about afterwards. But as usual. I digress.
—–
Awww! They about to find love in a hopeless place!!!
@Chan, nothing just some water and no, I work at a Bootcamp for first time offenders…well, first time adult offenders…
What heyul! We measuring d!cks around here now????
@ WalkingKontradiction Gosh, can’t a young man speak to a nice looking young lady without trying to change e-boo status? Now if said e-boo was tripping…ah nevermind.
@ Naija lata boo
have a nice snow free weekend 
Betamax82 says:So did Afiya ever show up
@GOAT
I guess size does matter….
What happened to the motion in the ocean??
CHAN
nice gravi
yo cheekbones ma’am. they look injun. very purty!
KDUB
OTB
@ Nakeya_j
Ion know bout all that, lol. I’m still fragile.
Monday I’ll have to tell yall about gmas brother. 85 lives in maryland. Been getting his social security snatched by some young lady he told me great stories.
iAmChan says:
I ain’t eem gon lie…. @ Caramel can get it. If it would be a horror story, it would just have to be one that I tell yall about afterwards. But as usual. I digress.
_______________________
One more hour then I’m taking my
home…. fugg a blizzard 
And come to find out, she only crazy when the Kenya gravi is up there!!! She alright.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Imma be nice to her.
later NAIJAGAL
I’m out!
Couple of yall I would plow (looks at Donna). A few more I would consider. <<good deed for the day/ can't say I'm all bad
6 is a good riding size, 7 is good for tiptoe reverse cowgirl, 8 is riding it and turning around backwards without it falling out size
^^^^^
That sounded delicious
@ Fay thanks babe, if you say it, I belee dat.
WalkingKontradiction says:
What heyul! We measuring d!cks around here now????
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Happy Friday Sandra!
@ Nakeya_j
Ion know bout all that, lol. I’m still fragile
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I was just saying!! Being hopeful! Thats all!!
I will put otb up monday. Sorry I missed yall!
@Sandra
Did you hear about the two folks that got caught robbing houses n’chit. Turns out they had been doing it for almost three years. Betcha didn’t know they are also father and daughter.
#localnews
I wonder if mine is showing (Gravi). Oh and Auntie I’m pretty sure we will see Ivy when she starts to walk. I doubt they will have her covered out in public. She’s a cutie pie.
Damn. I missed Caramel…I coulda dropped her off some dack when I was down there….lol
getting his soc sec snatched by some young lady he told me great stories.
Couple of yall I would plow (looks at Donna). A few more I would consider. <<good deed for the day/ can't say I'm all bad
lol
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WalkingKontradiction says:
What heyul! We measuring d!cks around here now????
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Who us? NAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
@ jeniefrumdabloc
You are NOT exempt madam.
MaddaFack. I have a list, but I aint eem gonna share it.
Afiya where are youuuuuu
Nakeya_j says:
Kenya is cute as hail. That was my surprise for the day.
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And come to find out, she only crazy when the Kenya gravi is up there!!! She alright.
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I tried to tell y’all it was a strategy…. folks gonna learn!
They about to find love in a hopeless place!!!
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I just hollered out loud at this shyt right here
@iamchan I’m just being e-respectful
Chan
<—only smoke i blow & GNAT up nobody's 
@ goat76 Whooooaaahhh there bro. You can’t have em all.
Nice to finally see you alThough you pop in here and there
GOOD BYE MAN have urself a safe Weekend
Awwwww @ Dubbs at least you can try. Now if you succeed or not…
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I must say Roses I am proud of myself for putting myself out there to the world (let’s face it, to be judged, harshly) and I’m proud of ya’ll too. Being on here is normally like reading a book & tryna make an image in ur head. Now I will have a pic to go with the crazy ish
Just Messy as hell
I tried to tell y’all it was a strategy…. folks gonna learn!
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Well she can keep right on with it, because it makes my day go by fast and its funny!
prynsexxx says:
@GOAT
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Love you to my Pryn!!
Some sh1t you can’t change, just play the hand you’re dealt.
Can’t be nobody but me!
goat76 says:
Damn. I missed Caramel…I coulda dropped her off some dack when I was down there….lol
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Ehhhhhhh too many in one spot. Sandra the baddest lololol
Bootcampgirl says:
6 is a good riding size, 7 is good for tiptoe reverse cowgirl, 8 is riding it and turning around backwards without it falling out size
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That sounded delicious
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Girl when I said it, I had my self tinglin
Lmaoooooo
@daprince u is kayewt!!! fans self!
I must say Roses I am proud of myself for putting myself out there to the world (let’s face it, to be judged, harshly) and I’m proud of ya’ll too. Being on here is normally like reading a book & tryna make an image in ur head. Now I will have a pic to go with the crazy ish
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You never lied, because us Roses will rip someones self esteem up in a second then call Jesus to come sweep them up. Everyone should be proud. It was a peaceful event. Very nice everyone!
What I missed about @ Caramel somebody
yo cheekbones ma’am. they look injun. very purty!
thanks.
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Nice to see you as well Sandranetta
AFIYA has left the building when shat got real with the gravies, she was like
oh they for real 
Nakeya_j says:
I tried to tell y’all it was a strategy…. folks gonna learn!
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Well she can keep right on with it, because it makes my day go by fast and its funny!
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yup! same here…she good with me!
, 8 is riding it and turning around backwards without it falling out size
What I missed about @ Caramel somebody
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Her real gravi was cute!
@ WalkingKontradiction e-understood, but you can g…….oh nothing.
@ Fay That’s the best way to be!!
@ PumpkinsMama you knew you was a bad bish before you put your pic up.
Nakeya_j says:
I must say Roses I am proud of myself for putting myself out there to the world (let’s face it, to be judged, harshly) and I’m proud of ya’ll too. Being on here is normally like reading a book & tryna make an image in ur head. Now I will have a pic to go with the crazy ish
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You never lied, because us Roses will rip someones self esteem up in a second then call Jesus to come sweep them up. Everyone should be proud. It was a peaceful event. Very nice everyone!
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AFIYA has left the building when shat got real with the gravies, she was like oh they for real
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Would like a newpost please
daprinceofradio says:
I wonder if mine is showing (Gravi). Oh and Auntie I’m pretty sure we will see Ivy when she starts to walk. I doubt they will have her covered out in public. She’s a cutie pie.
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Da Prince what station are you on?
Catch up with yall later. My kids coming out boohoo crying. Damn.
Oh her gravi I saw that I thought sum happened while I was at lunch
What I missed about @ Caramel somebody
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The chick is a beauty.
@CoCo
and ummm why is it turning me on? 
Ummm what is going on in that gravi
luVn_liFe… says:
daprinceofRADIO Yes it shows . .
Nice to finally see you alThough you pop in here and there
Why thank you LUV you know I’m a lurker. However, since Auntie declared this REAL GRAVI day. I decided to show myself even though that pic is not to flattering. LLS All of you ladies look good to.
OutsidetheBox says:
Catch up with yall later. My kids coming out boohoo crying.
LaTer
Alright all you lovely ladies and handsome gents have a wonderful day….I’m off to this trademark law class….
iAmChan says:
@ goat76 Whooooaaahhh there bro. You can’t have em all.
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I’ll die trying #yolo
OutsidetheBox says:
from all of us!!!
Catch up with yall later. My kids coming out boohoo crying.
—–Give them
@ Chan, y thank you sir *ducks around to look for Caramel* she IS a cutie, but she might be a lil Caramel Crazy too
OutsidetheBox says:
Catch up with yall later. My kids coming out boohoo crying. Damn
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PumpkinsMama says:
@ Diva thanks boo! I be hatin on your make-up skills tho mam. Your face be beat!
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Where I am from, that would not be considered a compliment. May I suggest you rephase this
Where I am from, that would not be considered a compliment. May I suggest you rephase this
mmmkkkaayyy
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Come with me in the
@ Goat
Real nugga respect
@ Goat
Real nugga respect
goat76 says:
iAmChan says:
@ goat76 Whooooaaahhh there bro. You can’t have em all.
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I’ll die trying #yolo
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luVn_liFe… says:
ANYONE Know who Johnny “guitar” Watson is?
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guhl you know I do….superman lover….real mother for ya…
OutsidetheBox says:
and 
for da kids. 
Catch up with yall later. My kids coming out boohoo crying. Damn.
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PumpkinsMama says:
I took some Dayquil liquid gels and they aint do SHYT for me!!! ANy suggestions on something that’s gonna actually work????
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Alkazelter Cold.
get the combo pack day and night 
luVn_liFe… says:
, 8 is riding it and turning around backwards without it falling out size
you know its true!
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@Milky Thanks hun.. @WUTB im on in new york on a small AM station in NEW YAWK NEW YAWK! on weekends.
Welp @ Keya there goes your theory… Caramel I made that damn statement like an hr ago, AND Diva knew what I meant, awww gurl you make it so hard to back u up
@Jenie
What you having guuuuurrrl??? I’ll buy you a drank for rocking out on that midterm!
Welp @ Keya there goes your theory
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smh. She did better than most days….
DAMMIT
there go another 11 bucks down the drain. Jenie imma try it I cannot function like this! Feel like my head is gonna explode. And Im breathin out my mouth like my name is Diddy 
who is this prince? *bats eyes*
PumpkinsMama says:
Welp @ Keya there goes your theory… Caramel I made that damn statement like an hr ago, AND Diva knew what I meant, awww gurl you make it so hard to back u up
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smh….this guhl just cray cray…PM I read it just like you meant it….
ANyone ever had a sinus infection? What it feel like? I’m wondering if my sinuses ARE clogged and this OTC aint making a dent in thei situation
@Diva Allow me to re-introduce myself..my name PRINCE Pri to the n to the C e.. lol sike nah that was corny. You don’t remember me? I’m notoriously known for being
dragged up and down this here site by SASSY a year or 2 back. It was so bad that I returned to being a lurker for a while. Until we made up lol. I’m back though 
I just don’t comment to much beautiful ; ).
gravi check?
Male pattern baldness is not a laughing matter. I am hurt…but will remain a loyal reader despite this mockery. Hair plugs look like they hurt and it’s too cold be bald right now.
I’m so tired of Beyonce
daprinceofradio says:
@Diva Allow me to re-introduce myself..my name PRINCE Pri to the n to the C e.. lol sike nah that was corny. You don’t remember me? I’m notoriously known for being dragged up and down this here site by SASSY a year or 2 back. It was so bad that I returned to being a lurker for a while. Until we made up lol. I’m back though I just don’t comment to much beautiful ; ).
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Well please to meet you and you must font a little more around these parts! Why on earth would Sassy have dragged you?
Trendsetter, sandra rose and the blogs have to keep talking about her and Jay-z because they bring alot hits and revenue($$) them.
nobody admires those illuminati puppets and their sham of a marriage.
thank you Diva. Well it was my first time commenting on a post after I registered. I was trying to get her attention on a certain topic to no avail. So then I just got smart. Sass saw the smart comment and proceeded to drag me. I hung out with her for a while but could not keep up. She’s witty like Auntie..I did not have anything to come back with lol. Then I would come back and some of the gang would gang up on me and bring up our Spat. I’m very sensitive so I just backed off. We made up though after. No hard feelings.
So are they gonna put a mask on her when she can walk, because thats what Michael did. If the Pitt Jolie kids can survive so can Blue Ivy. She just doesn’t have MJ level of fame its not that serious