The headline is a bit misleading; Lamar Odom sent Kim Kardashian roses after her fake miscarriage, but he didn’t take her out to dinner.
Odom took his wife Khloe out to dinner after lavishing her with gifts and flowers on Monday. This is what men do to keep the spark (Dopamine) alive in their relationships. It’s a smart idea that really works — if done in moderation.
What that means is don’t give the wifey gifts and flowers every week for no reason at all. Constant gifts are never a surprise. Your wife will begin to expect such gifts, and even demand such gifts if you miss a week.
You’re setting yourself up for failure, especially if your wife is a covert gold digger (or overt gold digger like Kim Kardashian).
You can never please a gold digger no matter what you do. She will always expect more and devalue you when you do give her more. Men, find yourselves a woman like Khloe who loves you for your flaws and is appreciate of your efforts to make your marriage work.
Earlier in the day, Khloe was spotted on the set of the satire reality TV show ‘Real Husbands of Hollywood’. She is pictured above with Boris Kodjoe, right, in heavy stage makeup and a fat suit; and lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes, left.
Khloe wore a tight tube dress that revealed all her curves in the right places. She accessorized the dress with thigh high brown leather wedge boots.
No wonder her husband sent her flowers with a card that read:
“Love you, Lammy! Hm hm hm hmm”
Photos: AKM-GSI, Eroteme.Co.UK
whew the tragedies on here…
Kris Jenner has that look on her face she gets when one of her kids call her a b.i.t.c.h in front of people….
logo footwear on men wearing a size 11 or more looks like some ringling brothers circus (clown footwear)
chit everyone dressing themselves; they not paying stylists no more.
Khole’s alright with me…
Seems relatively normal compared to her attention whoring sister.
I like Khloe’s hair on the set. Good morning all.
But why them boots?
KHLOE IS A DAMN AMAZON!!!
Why is Kris giving Khloe tHe side eye??
or when a man does such things, he may be feeling guilty
…why did Wanda’s sexual orientation have to be mentioned? I like Khole’s dress…just not on her
oh but then again i saw some pics of Kevin Durant and that other basketball player who looked like they overpaid someone for their creative services which was a big fail…
I hate those damn boots. I swear this bish got em in every color
i like the thick chicks so Khloe has always been my favorite Kardashian, especially after i say kims weak video. I bet you a Khloe sextape would be the ISHHHHHHHHHHH
O whoever was talking about bruno mars, i agree homey is dope. him and miguel have the r&b/pop music thing in a stranglehold
Why is Kris giving Khloe tHe side eye??
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thats what i call the “stink eye”
Luvn
A.J. says:
Why is Kris giving Khloe tHe side eye??
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thats what i call the “stink eye”
LooK at PIC 3
I like kloe and lamar together, seems like they are truly in love anf happy.
luVn_liFe… says:
Why is Kris giving Khloe tHe side eye??
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When I tell you I LOATHE Kris Jenner. I hate the way she uses her kids for her own personal dreams of stardom. Why wait til you have a show on TV to tell Khloe that she might have a different dad and ask her ON THE SHOW to take a paternity test. That’s the only episode of that show I’ve ever watched. But it made me SICK!
Those boots are hideous.
That fat suit they have on Boris is beyond low budget. Come on now, they could have done better. Then again, it is Real Husbands of Hollywood.
that_VA_thickchick says:
luVn_liFe… says:
Why is Kris giving Khloe tHe side eye??
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When I tell you I LOATHE Kris Jenner. I hate the way she uses her kids for her own personal dreams of stardom. Why wait til you have a show on TV to tell Khloe that she might have a different dad and ask her ON THE SHOW to take a paternity test. That’s the only episode of that show I’ve ever watched. But it made me SICK!
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she’s always had the ‘hidden’ agenda in the open
@Va, I never seen the show. Did she take the paternity test? What happened?
KABYEYOU says:
i like the thick chicks so
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…ya don’t say
Look here VA we being peaceful today, don’t be analyzing Kabe font
Genia says:
Kris Jenner has that look on her face she gets when one of her kids call her a b.i.t.c.h in front of people….
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I wish I would try to cuss my Mama out…lawd I would meet Jesus quick fast and in a heartbeat!!!!
You know they cuss her azz out!!!!!!!!
Is Sandra intentionally giving us Kardashian overload after warning us several times to be ‘peaceful’ etc.
GOOD MORNING SANDRA ROSE 
@Milky
hey babes…did you get my email yestaday? 
OAN I am feeling mush mush better!!!!
lawd I would meet Jesus quick fast and in a heartbeat!!!!
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and end up in hell cause you ain’t even have time to repent
NaijaGal says:
lawd I would meet Jesus quick fast and in a heartbeat!!!!
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and end up in hell cause you ain’t even have time to repent
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good morning love!!!
You shole right Naija!!!!
@wifey i spoke downstairs, i guess my fint must be white.
where is the love?
DIVA
morning
I hate my Boris
is made up like that
@diva heyyy boo
@va yup sure do
Milky says:
@wifey i spoke downstairs, i guess my fint must be white. where is the love?
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Iffin you don’t take a look at numba 26 gal!!!
Good Morning
Diva
Luvn
AJ
Pickachu
Bedazzled
Najia
Cubarican
Genia
hatgirlJD
Trend
Lady
Va
Such
Milky
KABYEYOU
@diva yes i did i responded baby. Come herr and let me massage ur neck and shoulders.
SMONAE
:off topic: This weekend I went out with an old friend, we met up at a bar/ lounge with some Jews (her friends- just middle & high school associates of mine) when I tell you these folk were on some super ‘jew this, jew that’ foolishness.. Like they were proud to verbalize the fact that they are the shii…
Example: I play a song on the juke box, pop stuff
Him: What’s this
Me: ummm a song by Bruno Mars, you never heard this on the radio??
Him: Well, Jews don’t listen to that
Me: Soooooo wha do u recommend I play,the dreidel song??
Him: I forgot how funny you could be.
This whole time I’m thinking I’m gonna have to leave to avoid breaking it down to these folk that they aint the real semetic people ala Redeemed.
DIVA, SMONAE, Mainy, Beta and who ever I missed
NaijaGal says:
lawd I would meet Jesus quick fast and in a heartbeat!!!!
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and end up in hell cause you ain’t even have time to repent
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RIGHT!!!….our mothers were built differently than mothers of today…I don’t care how ratchet your mama was…you still showed her respect..even if it was just when you passed her sitting on the crack house porch….could you imagine how hard it is to say yes ma’am to your mama…when there is a crack pipe in her hand?…
Thickchick i lubs u but back off our man
Is Khloe pregnant yet? She doesn’t look very happy.
Betamax82 says:
I hate my Boris is made up like that
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Me too Beta…he is way to sessy to be looking like that even for a character role
@Kabe morning boyfriend
RIGHT!!!….our mothers were built differently than mothers of today…I don’t care how ratchet your mama was…you still showed her respect..even if it was just when you passed her sitting on the crack house porch….could you imagine how hard it is to say yes ma’am to your mama…when there is a crack pipe in her hand?…
but I just had to 
…and yes for most of us they instilled that fear in us early so you knew never to try them, regardless of the situation
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LAWD I didn’t want to laugh
@Beta… I will :fight: about my Boris. That man… :hearts:
I like Khloe…and I like her and Lamar together. Their relationship seems genuine
Luvyn
Jenie
VA :stop: naw now I know you ain’t messing with Kabe…I done told you once….back the hell up (In Madea voice)
KIDS AINT THE SAME TODAY PERIOD…It’s a shame. Yall talkin bout respect for momma… My momma taught me to respect ALL elders…I wasn’t allowed to say the wrong thing to ANY adult, even if my momma had to go back and READ that same adult I just ‘yes ma’amed’
Afiya says:
Is Khloe pregnant yet? She doesn’t look very happy.
^^ Nope, not pregnant yet. I don’t think she’s unhappy. she prob just tired.
so clearly I need to brush up on my emoticon codes…
Genia says:
NaijaGal says:
lawd I would meet Jesus quick fast and in a heartbeat!!!!
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and end up in hell cause you ain’t even have time to repent
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RIGHT!!!….our mothers were built differently than mothers of today…I don’t care how ratchet your mama was…you still showed her respect..even if it was just when you passed her sitting on the crack house porch….could you imagine how hard it is to say yes ma’am to your mama…when there is a crack pipe in her hand?…
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Most definitely!!!!
I didnt want to laugh at the crack pipe thing… but I did
sorry!
Smonae
Ummmm
Capricorn well I guess you’re Monica & I’m Brandy cause I say the boy(man)is mine 
I just heard some slang this weekend at the nail shop. Any of yall know what the word ‘aunty’ mean???
This older client (maybe 50 something) didn’t know the nail tech’s name so she called her ‘auntie’ and the nail tech (maybe 20 something) was like “WHAT DID you just call me??? DO you know what that means?”
Afiya says:
Is Khloe pregnant yet? She doesn’t look very happy.
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@ everyone. Khloe is tired of her mom following her around, making sure she gets her 10%.
hey smonae!
Miany says:
KIDS AINT THE SAME TODAY PERIOD…It’s a shame. Yall talkin bout respect for momma… My momma taught me to respect ALL elders…I wasn’t allowed to say the wrong thing to ANY adult, even if my momma had to go back and READ that same adult I just ‘yes ma’amed’
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You bet not disrepect an adult or elder and let your mama find out…we just didn’t even think about doing it though. These kids nowadays will make you catch a case. I will go upside a kid’s head before I let them disrespect me.
If Halle Berry go one mo place with her 46 y.o. self puttin my 26 y.o. body to shame
That Bissssh is too bad.
Afiya
Miany
Anna
Beta
@Diva.. Oh I know. You know our parents knew we were a reflection on ’em so they never wanted a bad mouthed child representing them in public.
I don’t beat kids cuz I don’t have any BUT my nieces and nephews KNOW I will lay hands (or threaten to do so) bout some back talk.
Milky
Did anyone read the credit reports for Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kim K., and all the rest?
I love Boris! Nicole is a lucky woman.
I don’t beat kids cuz I don’t have any BUT my nieces and nephews KNOW I will lay hands (or threaten to do so) bout some back talk.
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My employee and I were just talking about children and how they act nowadays… How they don’t fear anyone their parents have neglected them and in doing so has forgot to show kids how to not only respect their elders but themselves…
I will tell anybody… My kids better act like they know!!!
I’m Gonna Pop Some Tags
Only Got $20 Dollars in my Pocket
Im Im Im huntin, lookin for a come up
This is Fluckin Awesome!!
I’ll Wear you grand dads clothes
I look incredible!
I’m in this Big ass Coat
From the Thrift Shop Down the Road!
Good morning Everyone
Good morning to everyone on SMonae’s list and everyone who’s not on her list….thank you SMonae!
@Diva – Chile what you say? My momma said, ”I’ll kill you today, and shed tears at your fune tomorrow!”
Suffice to say, I’m still alive; made it thru my childhood unscathed.
Milky
Diva My Shero
LadieBug
Ya’ll get mad when I font that dang Kabye.
Aint nobody flirting. Just found that tidbit interesting.
I come in
Ace says:
I’m Gonna Pop Some Tags
Only Got $20 Dollars in my Pocket
Im Im Im huntin, lookin for a come up
This is Fluckin Awesome!!
I’ll Wear you grand dads clothes
I look incredible!
I’m in this Big ass Coat
From the Thrift Shop Down the Road!
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That song is the shyt!
I’m more of a lurker nowadays, but had to put my 2 cents in….I LOVE Khloe! She is my FAV & I think in the looks dept & body she slays Kim!! #teamkhloe
I believe in givin these kids two to the throat and then look around like aint nothing happened.
Diva says:
Jenie
VA naw now I know you ain’t messing with Kabe…I done told you once….back the hell up (In Madea voice)
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Girl you know I am a one e-boo woman. My Ladiebug got me all tied up. Literally *whispers* “send help”
Milky Baby,
Do you member when mama used to twist the fat meat (think triceps) in church cuz you couldn’t find yo act right? And dared you to cry?
Miany says:
If Halle Berry go one mo place with her 46 y.o. self puttin my 26 y.o. body to shame That Bissssh is too bad.
She was flawless on Jay Leno last night. She may be crazy, but she SLAYS continuously
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Unshakable says:
Milky Baby,
Do you member when mama used to twist the fat meat (think triceps) in church cuz you couldn’t find yo act right? And dared you to cry?
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My Aunt could tear your ENTIRE leg up with the pocketbook strap in under 3 seconds. No one saw a thing. And she dared you to cry.
@VA
See my link for his full album..
Don’t let Thrift Shop fool you…this dude album is one of thebest HIP HOP albums out…. “Wings” “OtherSide” …mindblowing if you listen to the words
Do you member when mama used to twist the fat meat (think triceps) in church cuz you couldn’t find yo act right? And dared you to cry?
And she the second oldest. About 10 years older than me. Normally her infraction was being SLEEP.
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My grandmama…God rest her soul…would come out the CHOIR stand and panch the purity LIFE outta my cousin. That hoe couldnt act right for NATHAN.
If your behavior made Ms. Bernice leave that choir stand or usher line your azz was getting panched til tears form
Ace says:
@VA
See my link for his full album..
Don’t let Thrift Shop fool you…this dude album is one of thebest HIP HOP albums out…. “Wings” “OtherSide” …mindblowing if you listen to the words
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My oldest loves his album. I need to listen to it. But even though this song is gimmick-y, I can tell he’s a good lyricist. I’ma check it out.
@unshak
Yes u would hold dat cry until u almost passed out. These kids now and days dont know nothing abouy a real azz whoopin!
Good Day All –
Didn’t know Kim was having “issues” with her preganancy. Never seen/heard someone traveling so much to be all that pregnant. Especially is her uterus is dry has her snatch.
That’s all I got.
Goes back to do NOTHING……
Just Looking says:
@ Ace and VA – They were on Saturday Night live a couple weeks ago with Kevin Hart. That’s a COLD ARSE WHITE BOY!
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I watched that one this past Saturday. That dude singing looked like Michael Clarke Duncan and sounds like Nate Dogg. Gave me the sads for a second.
Ok better late than never……I had to do some work.
Hey Smonae
Ace & VA, I love that thrift store song it’s hilarious and catchy.
VA, don’t you call for no help you know you like the
use the safe word iffin its too much.
Unshakable says:
Good morning to everyone on SMonae’s list and everyone who’s not on her list….thank you SMonae!
@Diva – Chile what you say? My momma said, ”I’ll kill you today, and shed tears at your fune tomorrow!”
Suffice to say, I’m still alive; made it thru my childhood unscathed.
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My mama always use to tell me she brought me in the world and she would take me out….that scared the shyt outta me
@VA – That’s the SAME DAMN THANG I SAID, Please get out my head right now.
The feeling that Suit too, but for him.
@Just Lookin & LadieLegs(leo)
Check out his album(Click my Link)… if you like deep lyrics and meaningful hiphop… you’ll love his other songs.
@Thickchick start screamin “pineapples”
@Ace, I’ll check it out, honestly I’m not sure if I’ve really ever been into Hip Hop…..like I love Salt N Pepa stuff but my musical taste tend to be a lil odd and I tend to like older stuff.
Yeah Milky that aint it…..it’s obvious. It’s pineapple in Prince Akeem native tongue
LadieLeo says:
Ok better late than never……I had to do some work.
Hey Smonae
Ace & VA, I love that thrift store song it’s hilarious and catchy.
VA, don’t you call for no help you know you like the use the safe word iffin its too much.
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Is our safe word still Spamoni???
Milky is you iggin me gal?
Spamoni
are you trying to recycle your safe word with another boo 
@Ace – THE HEIST is on my ITUNES.
Ten Thousand Hours and Wings…Overall just good.
@Naija What happened on Black Ink last night? I did not watch it.
@Ms. Leo –
Friendly Hello! Salt and Pep? So for the past 30 years that’s it for hip hop.
LadieLeo says:
Spamoni are you trying to recycle your safe word with another boo
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Naw Babe. It’s from Semi Pro with Will Ferrell. We gotta have another movie night tonight. I’m get the popcorn. Have Prince Akeem run you by the ABC store on your way home.
Bew no im not iggin u. Y u say that. I rubbed ur neck and shoulders earlier.
that_VA_thickchick says:
LadieLeo says:
Spamoni are you trying to recycle your safe word with another boo
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Naw Babe. It’s from Semi Pro with Will Ferrell. We gotta have another movie night tonight. I’m get the popcorn. Have Prince Akeem run you by the ABC store on your way home.
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*ear hustlin*
speaking of movie night..its been a little bit since me and my baby had a movie night…gonna have to coordinate somethin…
Looking
Milky
Ace says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
LadieLeo says:
Spamoni are you trying to recycle your safe word with another boo
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Naw Babe. It’s from Semi Pro with Will Ferrell. We gotta have another movie night tonight. I’m get the popcorn. Have Prince Akeem run you by the ABC store on your way home.
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*ear hustlin*
speaking of movie night..its been a little bit since me and my baby had a movie night…gonna have to coordinate somethin…
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You’re welcome #helpful
I enjoyed ole boy’s performance on SNL
Milky says:
Bew no im not iggin u. Y u say that. I rubbed ur neck and shoulders earlier.
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I sent you an email yestaday and I asked if you got it bewskie!!!!
@DTTS :wave: hey ma
@DTTS – Just finished listening. I like
Is American Idol next?
DTTS
I just went a few flights down and saw the chick MzAnitra and her quick weave.
Well hello peeps!!!!
Speaking of peeps yall should see the Easter baskets that I’m making for my kids!
@JL, I’ve listened to other rap but I’m not sure it would be considered Hip Hop, like I loves Trick Daddy but whenever I hear him I just forget all about Calvary and the Cross that’s not good right
DTTS
VA, I think I saw that Semi Pro movie but ion remember it well.
Bedazzled, please don’t bring her up again. We have been instructed to be peaceful and such
Morning family….hope all is well with yall. I feel like I am in a good space today for once.
Ace says:
I’m Gonna Pop Some Tags
Only Got $20 Dollars in my Pocket
Im Im Im huntin, lookin for a come up
This is Fluckin Awesome!!
I’ll Wear you grand dads clothes
I look incredible!
I’m in this Big ass Coat
From the Thrift Shop Down the Road!
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john wayne aint got nothin on my fringe game!
we still in here
Leo- what was some of the font that was other than peaceful?
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Well hello peeps!!!!
Speaking of peeps yall should see the Easter baskets that I’m making for my kids!
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Placing my order for my daughter>>>
@dtts
@Chan,
That’s good to hear. Sometimes life is just like that. There but for the grace of God, go I.
Chan
Just Looking says:
@DTTS – Just finished listening. I like
Is American Idol next?
AI turned her down last year. They weren’t ready
Today she’s going to be on her college’s radio station. Lemme see if I can get the info. She goes to Coretta Scott-King’s Alma mater 
<–had something to do with that
#bragging
@Bedazzled – The real ms.anitra or a doppledanger?
Chan
That is very good my friend!
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Well hello peeps!!!!
Speaking of peeps yall should see the Easter baskets that I’m making for my kids!
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You taking orders!!!! :wave: my order for my grandkids and son
Has anyone seen the GIANT SIZE GUMMI Rabbits?!
Somebody is gonna die eating all of that!
DTS
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Has anyone seen the GIANT SIZE GUMMI Rabbits?!
Somebody is gonna die eating all of that!
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They pretty big but I'll fugg one of em up just like I do a whole bag of gummi bears
Them gummi rabbits are on point tho, lol
Looking, I’m about to fwd this e-mail. She comes on at 11 cst and will do 3 songs and an interview.
@wifey i answered u somewhere uptop. I responded to ur email. cant
u today do here is a big ole 
Jennnayyyyyyyyyy
GIANT GUMMI RABBIT LOOKS AS BIG AS ME
I wanted one, but I’m scared LOL
There is so much in those baskets that I’m using pink buckets.
Hi @CHan, what’s going on Homey?
If I had one I’d be bopping all the kids on the head with it
Unshake-whoever it was with the morning glory
@wifey
I’m on the late boat!!! I see the email now 
my brain is working like a 45 year old today…we can’t have that shyt… 
@ Your Name
I am holding on thru it all. Been laying low, pulling things together, letting go of others. The days in the life of a divorcee, lol.
@WhoDat,
Guhl, whatchu say? My infractions were:
Sleeping
Poking my lips out after the first infraction (big no-no)
Smacking my lips and making exasperated sounds
Pulling the threads on my stockings/fold down socks w/ruffles
Not paying attention to the sermon (@ 5 y/o
)
Putting my feet up on the pew in front of me
Drawing on ttithing envelopes
Playing pencil/crayola break (went thru a lot of materials)
Chile, I knowed the Lawd was wif me…..my mama had a cache of weapons for corporal punishment, including a ruler and the shoulder strap from her dooney and bourke purse.