Source: Kordell and Porscha Stewart faked divorce drama to stay in cast of RHOA

Chile……

If true this is Kordell’s doing :coffee:

I think she is faking the dumb blond role too, but it actually worked for Jessica Simpson all the way to the bank :rofl:

What have I missed? Who been popping off at the mouth?
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Lurkers.

Oh and while I am thanking about it…whoever the fugg is out there on the outside lookin in…and keep tryna change my password….why (yellow) Jesus? :nun:

Is it that serious? :shrug:

I mean you cant :pc: Sandra and get one?

Oh my bad. You have to have a job… :brokenheart:

:thankyou: <<< stripper emoti that got tipped good

What? I remma that time SR opened the gate…and said out of like 80 folks who tried to get a log in…nunna of em had a job :no:

So she hit they azz with a pank shaded box note with a “take care”

I died okay? :dead: :ghost:

So now you tryna figga out MY log in? Promise my log-in so dayum old if you change it…that bish prolly wont work no more. But whoever it is tryna change it…if you want to keep on tryna figure it out then gone head.

Oh so now we just gone front like her accent ain’t sessy on top of everything else? Yall jelly man.

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She said last night that Stevie owns her toe.

Not toes. Toe. Singular. As in one. Uno.

He own my toe and my noe.

Noe. No “s”…her noe.

I cant with her. Period.

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Dubb tried to tell me that coochie was bought aftermarket.
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I said flea market… not aftermarket.

BRB

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

What are all the new emo’s? SR finally got ‘em all out of layaway
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*pulls out Rush card* :rofl:

Where is the windmill :shrug:

Hey Fay :hug:

LHHATL was a hot dayum mess last nite.

Imma need for Scrippy and Erica to buy Filet some furniture out of their wedding gift money. :thankyou:

Mimi tryna not ride on the bus no more. Steebie was like bish I will find you and run your azz over WIT the bus. Stop playing. :steer:

Benzino and that red shirt. CHILE. He look like a Garbage Pail Kid but for life I cant figure out which one. Red is not his color. He look like that Head Detective used to be on “In Living Color”. Not sure if his folks speak da English but he coulda got a check for that had they known he had neckitis when he was born. :lame:

Buckshot Shay. Where do I start? Lord have mercy she look like she shop out the Goodwill bin. The hair. Them big azz eyes 😮

MAMA DEE. What in the lil bang mullet hail? :no:

I’m sorry but I think that Scrippy got some fiyah in his pants for women to be acting like that. Ya fe eye iz meh? :shrug:

KMichelle look so distorted with them lil flamingo legs and that elephant azz yellow Jesus. :nun:

I said earlier that Stevie owns Joseline’s toe and her noe but she also said her ear. One ear. Singular. Uno. :rofl:

Recap by Kdub brung to you this last day of Aprah. Tew thousand thirteenf.

Benzino and that red shirt. CHILE. He look like a Garbage Pail Kid but for life I cant figure out which one. Red is not his color. He look like that Head Detective used to be on “In Living Color”. Not sure if his folks speak da English but he coulda got a check for that had they known he had neckitis when he was born.
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:crying: :hahaha:

I went to sleep but I tivo’d it will watch tonight who is filet?

OutsidetheBox says:

Filet is Mignon. Ericas mama.
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She’s back :shrug: Does she still have those finger waves from the first season :crying: