Beyonce Angers Stans With New Blond Lacefront Wig

Beyonce new wig

Beyonce continues to experiment with new ways of reinventing herself to keep herself relevant in today’s headlines.

After fooling her fans with a short lacefront wig a while back, Beyonce appeared onstage early Wednesday during the Adelaide, Australia stop of her Mrs. Carter World Tour sporting a new blond wig — one that has her Stans enraged.

It’s no accident that Beyonce’s new wig bears a striking resemblance to the “Rachel” haircut craze started by actress Jennifer Aniston during her ‘Friends’ days, when she wore her hair in a sweeping bob that was layered and flipped at the bottom.

On Monday, Aniston stepped out wearing a drastic new haircut that’s a little edgier than her iconic ‘Rachel’ style.

And Beyonce wasted no time finding a wig to copy Aniston’s new style.

Bey’s Stans, who normally put up with her eccentricities, reacted with rage at Bey’s latest act of thievery.

“@Beyonce girl she tried it with that damn hair,” one Stan tweeted. “I don’t like beyonce hair cut no more” another Stan wrote on Twitter.

Does Beyonce have a genuine bone in her body?

Photo: Beyonce’s Tumblr



 


160 Responses to “Beyonce Angers Stans With New Blond Lacefront Wig”

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  2. 2

    :dead:
    Can’t say I like it either this time :(

  3. 3
    VDot says:

    I like Bey in short hair :yes: WERK! :danban:

  4. 4
    Luvmybabygirl Samarra says:

    :crying: A midlife crisis though ??

  5. 5

    Why these DUDES hating so hard tho? :rofl:

  6. 6
    jazi65 says:

    The man’s face is priceless :rofl:

  7. 7
    LSLH says:

    Hey everybody!

    Sandra :waves:

  8. 8
    KyCakes says:

    Why is the handle named @JiqqaLiiPPSZS :rofl: :rofl:

  9. 9

    That second tweet killed me tho :lol:

  10. 10
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Why they care so much Jesus. :| And they boys. :|

  11. 11
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Folk be forgetting they got real face up on Twitter Im convinced. :eek:

  12. 12
    The Master Beta :D says:

    I swear those Bey stans do the absolute most for an entertainer :rolleyes:

  13. 13

    That second tweet killed me tho

    _____________

    :rofl:

    That’s the one that got me. That nigga sound like he was attempting to be her new “hair dresser” and she went with someone else and this what they came up with. :lol:

  14. 14
    MSVALLDAY says:

    We clown her for wearing long weave, clown her for wearing short weave and some even clowned when she showed her own hair. This chick can’t win for losing. Can we just enjoy the child’s voice.

  15. 15
    Diva says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Why I can’t find these “take-care-of-nigga” type hoes that pay rent and chit like that?
    :think:
    ————————
    yeen laying the pipe down right. no? :kona:

  16. 16
    Cocoabana says:

    sis, they are pressed! :rofl: it ain’t even that serious.

  17. 17
    Sandra Rose says:

    It’s no coincidence that Beyonce’s Stans are all gay mens. They are lost and looking for someone to guide them. Too bad Beyonce doesn’t care about those queens. :no:

  18. 18
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    Lacefronts irritate me period,especially when people try to pull them back into a ponytail and you see the fake hairline. People should ask Tyler Perry who does his when plays Madea, because that’s the best lacefront I’ve seen so far.

  19. 19
    Who Dat says:

    Beyonce hair going through a mid life crisis.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :dead: as a summabish

  20. 20
    Just Looking says:

    :facepalm:

    I too died from 2nd tweet

    But it’s a wig, like who cares..

  21. 21
    Diva says:

    :offtopic: do I get a 11 year old beats by Dre. studio earphones or Solo? he dying for beats for Christmas.

  22. 22
    GellySammich says:

    What hairstyle has she had where there WASN’T a group of people saying it was terrible? She gonna care this time though huh? :popcorn:

  23. 23

    @OTB
    “Folk be forgetting they got real face up on Twitter Im convinced. ”
    ___________

    Ashae = Robert Griffin III + Fantasia

    :yes:

  24. 24
    Just Looking says:

    Diva says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    Why I can’t find these “take-care-of-nigga” type hoes that pay rent and chit like that?
    :think:
    __________
    Try the low self esteem department. :tea:

  25. 25
    OutsidetheBox says:

    That bish hop all over that stage and have wind whipped in from Chicago so why they expect the hair to be laid. :hahaha: My peepah. :facepalm: Cant even get right in a picha they took with 35265475869 takes.

  26. 26
    Diva says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    It’s no coincidence that Beyonce’s Stans are all gay mens. They are lost and looking for someone to guide them. Too bad Beyonce doesn’t care about those queens. :no:
    ————————
    *grabs your shower cap from your head* welcome back Sandra…

  27. 27
    Just Looking says:

    Diva says:

    :offtopic: do I get a 11 year old beats by Dre. studio earphones or Solo? he dying for beats for Christmas.
    _____________
    NO! :stop: Unless this joker has a JOB

  28. 28
    GellySammich says:

    :nono: Diva we decided we don’t supports Beats by Dre cuz too many women been beat by Dre :rules:

  29. 29
    The Master Beta :D says:

    Diva says:

    do I get a 11 year old beats by Dre. studio earphones or Solo? he dying for beats for Christmas.
    __________________________

    Ion have kids yet but I say if you don’t have a job you shouldn’t have those expensive ass headphones

  30. 30
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    Ty says:

    I too died from 2nd tweet

    But it’s a wig, like who cares
    ___________
    So Bey and the wig are the same age….early 40s :shrug:

    :rofl:

  32. 32
    Who Dat says:

    *grabs your shower cap from your head* welcome back Sandra…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :ghost: It was a quickie today.

  33. 33
    luVn_liFe... says:

    my gawd this sauteed snapper and pasta salad though. :pizza:

  34. 34
    KyCakes says:

    GellySammich says:

    :nono: Diva we decided we don’t supports Beats by Dre cuz too many women been beat by Dre :rules:
    ———————————————————————-
    I’m waiting on the millennial edition, Beats by Brown

  35. 35
    Ty says:

    Diva says:

    :offtopic: do I get a 11 year old beats by Dre. studio earphones or Solo? he dying for beats for Christmas
    _____________
    They had them on Groupon last week next to CiCi’s album :thumbsup:

  36. 36
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :eek: Trying out some new chit y’all. Just told my tech to tell our boss I dont have time for that. Its the French tech. :eek: I hope its not lost in translation. Ermahgawd. I need to go home.

  37. 37

    Diva says:

    :offtopic: do I get a 11 year old beats by Dre. studio earphones or Solo? he dying for beats for Christmas.

    My vote is No :no:
    :tea:
    —————-
    On topic LOSERS STILL GONE BE LOSERS, this media platform just lets everyone know it now :shrug:

  38. 38
    Diva says:

    Just Looking says:

    Diva says:

    :offtopic: do I get a 11 year old beats by Dre. studio earphones or Solo? he dying for beats for Christmas.
    _____________
    NO! :stop: Unless this joker has a JOB
    ————————-
    dat nucca ain’t go no job!!!! :rofl:

    Gelly I hear ya!!!!! is that why dat nucca calls em BEATS? :crying:

  39. 39
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Beats by Brown
    ______

    Him on Kevin Hart show last night tho. :crying1: I dont even watch that chit..just flipped ot it and Bobby was in “the booth” :hahaha:

  40. 40

    Real Talk *snickers* I read about some (supposed to be good quality) new headphones by Polaroid, and they only cost $25. Get him them MsDiva :lol:

  41. 41
    Diva says:

    Who Dat says:

    *grabs your shower cap from your head* welcome back Sandra…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :ghost: It was a quickie today.
    ———————
    :yes: the cap wasn’t too soaked :ghost:

  42. 42
    GellySammich says:

    Beats by Brown
    ___________
    :lol: it took me a second Ky but I got it :hahaha:

  43. 43
    OutsidetheBox says:

    my gawd this sauteed snapper and pasta salad though.
    ___________

    My goodness. :heart:

  44. 44
    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :eek: Trying out some new chit y’all. Just told my tech to tell our boss I dont have time for that. Its the French tech. :eek: I hope its not lost in translation. Ermahgawd. I need to go home.
    ———————————————————————-
    Oh shyt….

    French Tech: She say….how you say, she have no time for you? oui oui

    :steer: <—— OTB driving to the unemployment office

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Wrong Brown. :crying1: See. :crying1:

  46. 46

    PLUS ION like how the beats have the ‘pill’ version of the speakers :shrug:

  47. 47
    Just Looking says:

    Double check the price…DIVA I will fly to your town and :whip: you.

    $299.95

  48. 48
    Diva says:

    Ok so I’mma tell him the Roses said he can’t have em cause he ain’t got no job….He gone come looking for y’all :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Beats by Brown
    ______

    Him on Kevin Hart show last night tho. :crying1: I dont even watch that chit..just flipped ot it and Bobby was in “the booth” :hahaha:
    ———————————————————————-
    :huh:

    Oh wait…I guess it could work for Bobby OR Chris :lol:

  50. 50
    OutsidetheBox says:

    On topic LOSERS STILL GONE BE LOSERS, this media platform just lets everyone know it now
    ________

    A lurker was in my text like folks still be putting stuff out there like its Bible huh. :crying1: She so crazy.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    my gawd this sauteed snapper and pasta salad though.
    ___________

    My goodness.
    ~
    ther tartar sauce :eek:

    DIVA i almost said yes get em for him, but $300! naawh

  52. 52
    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Wrong Brown. :crying1: See. :crying1:
    ——————————————————————–
    Tis otay :lol:

    :hug: Bring it in

  53. 53

    *still cracking up over this* :love:
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Malcolm: Hanna has sent you a friend request
    James Earl: You and Hanna are now friends
    Malcolm: Greg has sent you a friend request
    James Earl Jones: :tea:

  54. 54
    essenze says:

    I really need for the “stans” to get a life and a mental assessment. I find it disturbing that you would let a haircut that is on someone elses head anger you so much. When coins are not involved I don’t really care what a celebrity, or anyone for that matter, does to themselves. Most normal people get a good laugh out of celebrity antics, stunts, and shows. But to actually let yourself get to the point where a haircut angers you is a bit too extreme.

  55. 55
    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB driving to the unemployment office
    ___________

    You aint never wanted to be fired? :| :lol: Father forgive me. But I’m not doing her work no more. So. Do what you gotta white ladies.. :koolaid:

  56. 56
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Ermahgawd. I need to go home.
    ~
    ~
    U bout to be. :lol:

  57. 57
    Diva says:

    Just Looking says:

    Double check the price…DIVA I will fly to your town and :whip: you.

    $299.95
    ———————-
    You will come beat me….. :wink: ok nevermind……. *whispers* I like that :kona:

  58. 58
    GellySammich says:

    Wrong Brown.
    ____________
    :woot: I won one?!?! I don’t NEVA get to win the cultural reference game :lol: :lame:

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    Just Looking says:

    Marshalls, TJ MAXX have all kinds of head phones for $10.99.

    PLUS.. PLUS

    The surgeon general says:

    Listening through headphones at a high volume for extended periods of time can lead hearing loss. Case solved and Closed. NEXT

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    KyCakes says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    OTB driving to the unemployment office
    ___________

    You aint never wanted to be fired? :| :lol: Father forgive me. But I’m not doing her work no more. So. Do what you gotta white ladies.. :koolaid:
    ———————————————————————
    Queen, please…I have been known to masterfully lay the architecture to get fired…and get my benes…shewt :tea: :lol:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Its her head she can do whatever with it; the real ? is why do those stockings have her feet looking like they have wrinkles on the top of her foot.

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    Ty says:

    Diva we decided we don’t supports Beats by Dre cuz too many women been beat by Dre
    ___________
    :dead:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    GellySammich says:

    :nono: Diva we decided we don’t supports Beats by Dre cuz too many women been beat by Dre :rules:
    ————————
    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???!! :wail:

  64. 64
    KyCakes says:

    GellySammich says:

    Wrong Brown.
    ____________
    :woot: I won one?!?! I don’t NEVA get to win the cultural reference game :lol: :lame:
    ———————————————————————
    :applause:

  65. 65
    Diva says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    my gawd this sauteed snapper and pasta salad though.
    ___________

    My goodness.
    ~
    ther tartar sauce :eek:

    DIVA i almost said yes get em for him, but $300! naawh
    —————————-
    Da other ones are 179.00 :shrugs:

  66. 66
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ok so I’mma tell him the Roses said he can’t have em cause he ain’t got no job….He gone come looking for y’all
    _________

    I buy my kids expensive stuff if they earned it and want it. Trust its rare cause ids have a way of fukking up their own “deals” LOVE IT :lol:

    But the thing with Beats is kids are STEALING them from other kids. I would just be cautious because they “hot” right now.

  67. 67
    libra80sbaby says:

    :rofl: :rofl: I CANNOT deal with yall chit today

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    Who Dat says:

    Was it the sheep herder from France @OTB? One who dont wear deodorants? The female Balki Bartakmous?

  69. 69

    Case solved and Closed. NEXT
    :cosign:

    Speaking of which, DONTCHEW THINK YOU SHOULD GIFT THEM BABIES WITH A COUPLE MORE TEXTS MSGS PER MONTH :kona:

  70. 70
    Diva says:

    Just Looking says:

    Marshalls, TJ MAXX have all kinds of head phones for $10.99.

    PLUS.. PLUS

    The surgeon general says:

    Listening through headphones at a high volume for extended periods of time can lead hearing loss. Case solved and Closed. NEXT
    ———————-
    the look on his face would make me have to whip his little slim azz guhl..he would say Mom, REALLY? :fight:

  71. 71
    Caramel Rain says:

    The more I work out, the hungrier I am..

    Topic: Beyonce’s wig looks like my attempt at a bob this weekend :cry: She’ll bey aight tho

  72. 72
    luVn_liFe... says:

    DIVA
    thats all he’s getting for Xmas??/ :pizza: <-really pasta salad, (they coulda kept da Fcuking american cheese cubes out)

    Ihave soMe beaTs,I Like em :shrug:

  73. 73
    Who Dat says:

    Diva we decided we don’t supports Beats by Dre cuz too many women been beat by Dre
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    The VJ chick he slammed into the wall back in the 90′s THANKS US.

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    Ty says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Real Talk *snickers* I read about some (supposed to be good quality) new headphones by Polaroid, and they only cost $25. Get him them MsDiva
    ___________
    That's why I didn't buy my youngins any Beats but they have a nice pair of reg. Sony headphones. If I would've spent $300 on some damn headphones and seen them on the floor :chase:

  76. 76
    Just Looking says:

    :offtopic: scarfs NEVA, NEVER, NOT ever go out of style. Add that to your closet. :yes:

    Jewel Saga ROCKS!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    FB put your kids Report Cards on display time. :facepalm: Lord I am weak at what is passing as good grades. Thats right you go ahead and “be proud” of your special snowflake cause :no: How you get a D in Art? :lol: :no:

  78. 78
    Diva says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ok so I’mma tell him the Roses said he can’t have em cause he ain’t got no job….He gone come looking for y’all
    _________

    I buy my kids expensive stuff if they earned it and want it. Trust its rare cause ids have a way of fukking up their own “deals” LOVE IT :lol:

    But the thing with Beats is kids are STEALING them from other kids. I would just be cautious because they “hot” right now.
    ———————–
    School would be off limits of course!!!!

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    Buttercup says:

    It must be about that time I have my exam. Bey’s hair shares no semblance to “The Rachel” in my eyes.

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    KyCakes says:

    Who Dat says:

    Diva we decided we don’t supports Beats by Dre cuz too many women been beat by Dre
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    The VJ chick he slammed into the wall back in the 90?s THANKS US.
    ———————————————————————
    Dee Barnes, everyone :applause:

  82. 82
    Diva says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    DIVA
    thats all he’s getting for Xmas??/ :pizza: <-really pasta salad, (they coulda kept da Fcuking american cheese cubes out)

    Ihave soMe beaTs,I Like em :shrug:
    ——————-
    :yes: some shoes and clothes and dats it……

  83. 83
    Just Looking says:

    You iz grown with a job. I have headphones that came with my phone.

    THIS CASE IS CLOSED LUVIE.

  84. 84
    Ty says:

    Marshalls, TJ MAXX have all kinds of head phones for $10.99.
    ______________
    Five Below has them for $5 in every color

    @ Libra…why does your gravi have one toe :shrug: Is that the toe hiker :crying:

  85. 85
    Caramel Rain says:

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Its her head she can do whatever with it; the real ? is why do those stockings have her feet looking like they have wrinkles on the top of her foot.

    **********
    I was thinking the same thing :kona:

  86. 86

    MsDiva, I never took you for a Softie, when that happen?!

    #MANUFACTUREDCRISIS :woohoo:

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    Diva says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    FB put your kids Report Cards on display time. :facepalm: Lord I am weak at what is passing as good grades. Thats right you go ahead and “be proud” of your special snowflake cause :no: How you get a D in Art? :lol: :no:
    ————————-
    Fugg a D…I’ll fugg you up with a dayum D in Art too!!!! heyul nawl

  88. 88
    The Pearl! says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    OMG I’m eating turkey necks and I just sucked one not even on purpose. Gawd it was loud. Like eating chips in a church! Sheesh.

    ******
    :rofl: Which is exactly why I went and fount an empty office and sucked to my heart’s content!!! They ain’t the same if’n ya cain’t make noise!

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    How you get a D in Art?
    ______________________

    Oh no… did they do well in their other classes?

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Diva says:
    some shoes and clothes and dats it……
    ~
    ~
    thats alot for an Unemployed person to be gifting :D

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    Caramel Rain says:

    Buttercup says:

    It must be about that time I have my exam. Bey’s hair shares no semblance to “The Rachel” in my eyes.

    ***********
    girl hush :smack: :gossip: I thought “the rachel” was shoulder length with swoop bangs.. :oops:

  92. 92
    Diva says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    MsDiva, I never took you for a Softie, when that happen?!
    ———————
    You know I ain't NOT a Softie…fugg it…dem beats he ain't getting until he can save and pay half!

  93. 93

    Bey hair does look a mess,:tea: but how you gone be a stan and drag her on the twittah :tea: what type of fawk shyt is that

  94. 94
    luVn_liFe... says:

    OMG I’m eating turkey necks and I just sucked one not even on purpose
    ~
    :facepalm:

    Im making turkey wangs and buttr beans as we speak for DIN :bounce:

  95. 95

    *making up a quick lie*
    Kenya & Southern,

    It’s the reflection from those rhinestoens, that’s all. :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Was it the sheep herder from France @OTB? One who dont wear deodorants? The female Balki Bartakmous?
    ____________

    SHE. :facepalm:

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    VDot says:

    How you get a D in Art?

    _________________________

    :huh:

    Tell the truth, does their kid look like they could be on the slow side? You gotta be a dumb muthafugga to get a D in Art.

  98. 98
    Caramel Rain says:

    Which is exactly why I went and fount an empty office and sucked to my heart’s content!!! They ain’t the same if’n ya cain’t make noise!
    ***************
    :ashamed: I do this on the “D” too

  99. 99
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Diva says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    MsDiva, I never took you for a Softie, when that happen?!
    ———————
    You know I ain't NOT a Softie…fugg it…dem beats he ain't getting until he can save and pay half!
    ~
    :kona:
    Peer Pressure :nono:

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    Who Dat says:

    How you get a D in Art?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :stop: cause I got a D in typing. And my daddy was HAWT. My mama was like WHY are you MAD at her. Either you can type or you CANT. GTFOH.

    This was before the days of backspace backspace backspace though (Gucci Mane voice)

  101. 101
    Ty says:

    How you get a D in Art?
    __________
    I got a D in English one time and my granny monkey stomped my azz :cry:

    “How u get a damn D in English and you speak it” :chase:

  102. 102

    Diva says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    MsDiva, I never took you for a Softie, when that happen?!
    ———————
    You know I ain't NOT a Softie…fugg it…dem beats he ain't getting until he can save and pay half!
    :fistbump: That's right!
    ===================
    Awwwww that Gravi Jenny! :rofl: :hug:

  103. 103
    Diva says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Diva says:
    some shoes and clothes and dats it……
    ~
    ~
    thats alot for an Unemployed person to be gifting :D
    ———————-
    Well I do gots an employed husband, no?

  104. 104
    Just Looking says:

    @Pearl – I gonna tell my girlfriend, that you took turkey necks to work. SHE WILL DIE

    Once I took Pinto Beans, Turkenecks and cornbread to work. She laughed at me for DAYS. She was like you trying to live SUNDAY all through the week in the office.

  105. 105
    VDot says:

    Which is exactly why I went and fount an empty office and sucked to my heart’s content!!! They ain’t the same if’n ya cain’t make noise!

    _______________________

    :huh: Are you talking about eating or sucking?

  106. 106
    Who Dat says:

    I KNEW IT WAS HER! Female Balki!

    WHY you send a message through her???

    :chase:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    School would be off limits of course!!!!
    __________

    Oh you trust your kid! I dont trust mine far as I can throw em. :lol:

  109. 109
    Diva says:

    @Luvn I loves some butter beans…with some Jiffy cornbread :love:

  110. 110
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Diva – :stop:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh no… did they do well in their other classes?
    __________

    This one particular kid, :no: .. And he always have the latest Jordans. :|

  112. 112
    Diva says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    School would be off limits of course!!!!
    __________

    Oh you trust your kid! I dont trust mine far as I can throw em. :lol:
    —————————
    Nope, I inspect the backpack err morning!!!!

  113. 113
    Ty says:

    Tell the truth, does their kid look like they could be on the slow side? You gotta be a dumb muthafugga to get a D in Art.
    ___________
    So u saying that instead of mixing colors she actually bit down into the crayon or licked the paint :rofl:

  114. 114

    :listen: <—won't be on no million dolla headphones today jack! :rofl:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    You gotta be a dumb muthafugga to get a D in Art.
    ____________________________

    :casket:

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    Diva says:

    @Luvn what I do now chile! :rofl:

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    Just Looking says:

    @Diva – You were in the Housing/Loan Industry? Are you loooking are waiting until after the HOLIDAYS?

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    essenze says:

    As someone stated earlier, it doesn’t look anything like the “Rachel” and I use to love Friends even though they didn’t have any black folk on there until their last season or close to the last one. :thinking:

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    Buttercup says:

    scarfs NEVA, NEVER, NOT ever go out of style. Add that to your closet.
    ==========
    :cosign: while I ruffle the cheetah print scarf I’m wearing.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh no… did they do well in their other classes?
    __________

    This one particular kid, :no: .. And he always have the latest Jordans. :|
    ————–
    AND JUST FOR THIS everybody’s kids getting less for Christmas! :hahaha:

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    Who Dat says:

    <<< BE having the lunch room (when I warm it up) and this whole side of the office on BANG you hear me? Turkey AND TURKEY NECKS, gravy, mac and cheese, collards, dressing, cranberry sauce and rice…IN JULY.

    Dont play with me. :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Tell the truth, does their kid look like they could be on the slow side? You gotta be a dumb muthafugga to get a D in Art.
    __________

    No. He is very handsome. And a good football player. :tea:

    My first thought was, Mom he wont be suiting up come bball time. :tea:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @Ky is that a midget and is it a boy in your gravi?

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    Just Looking says:

    :huh: Are you talking about eating or sucking?
    ________
    LOL

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    essenze says:

    As someone stated earlier, it doesn’t look anything like the “Rachel” and I use to love Friends even though they didn’t have any black folk on there until their last season or close to the last one. :thinking:

    We ALL just ignored that, pay attention :rules: :rofl:
    and :welcome:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I got a D in English one time and my granny monkey stomped my azz :cry:
    “How u get a damn D in English and you speak it”
    ____________

    :rofl: TRUTH!

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    Diva says:

    Just Looking says:

    @Diva – You were in the Housing/Loan Industry? Are you loooking are waiting until after the HOLIDAYS?
    —————————-
    :yes: Looking but can’t start until after the holidays. :wink:

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    Buttercup says:

    girl hush :smack: :gossip: I thought “the rachel” was shoulder length with swoop bangs.. :oops:
    ========
    Clearly, we’re both mistaken.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Diva says: what I do now chile!
    :hug: nuFFing, gone and get that boy the $300 limited edition BEATS.
    U know u gonna get em
    YES jiffy w/my beans!!!!

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    Caramel Rain says:

    Buttercup says:

    scarfs NEVA, NEVER, NOT ever go out of style. Add that to your closet.
    ==========
    while I ruffle the cheetah print scarf I’m wearing.

    ***********

    I bought 3 jeweled scarves from Dress Barn this weekend :ashamed: I really gotta stop spending money…

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    This one particular kid, .. And he always have the latest Jordans.
    _____________________________________

    I got on my Bd about that this morning!!!! My daughter failed a test and he didn’t know it. He tells me her hair is messed up…I said did you know she failed a test? Which he didn’t I went slam off on him verbally. There’s no way your child should fail a test and you teach in the same school.I told him he was focused on the wrong stuff

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    KyCakes says:

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @Ky is that a midget and is it a boy in your gravi?
    ———————————————————————
    That would be ‘Jim Kardashian’

    He ill of regular size, just making fun of her dryness

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    Matchsticks says:

    :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Nope, I inspect the backpack err morning!!!!
    _____________

    :fistbump: Ayyeeee Divuurrr. They will try it! OTB10 be looking SO nervous. Like DUDE! :rofl: I KNOW you got something :rofl:

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    Diva says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Diva says: what I do now chile!
    :hug: nuFFing, gone and get that boy the $300 limited edition BEATS.
    U know u gonna get em
    YES jiffy w/my beans!!!!
    ————————-
    gone git now…..you trying to rile up these Roses!! :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    lord Now i want a caramel sunday with nuts from Mickey D’s :bite:

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    Just Looking says:

    I’m can’t talk about DTTS cause she in hear now.

    Went to grocery at lunch time. SAW 3 little Cornish Hens and was laughing…..and COULD NOT STOP. The guy at the counter was like :wtf:

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    Who Dat says:

    Dub18 got AN F in GYM. For not showing up. And her daddy clowned her so BAD LORD. He joaned that azz into never-never land. Here if you flunk it they make you wait til you a SENIOR to take it again.

    Dub18 Pops: An F IN GYMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. That is like flunking LUNCH. BRAWHHAAAHHHHA. Your DUMB azz gonna be in gym as an upperclassman…ALONGSIDE FRESHMAN :rofl:

    Dub18: :sad:

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    Diva says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Nope, I inspect the backpack err morning!!!!
    _____________

    :fistbump: Ayyeeee Divuurrr. They will try it! OTB10 be looking SO nervous. Like DUDE! :rofl: I KNOW you got something :rofl:
    ———————–
    Shid I use to have to pat my daughter down….she would try to have essra clothes and shyt underneath her jacket.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Who Dat says:

    <<< BE having the lunch room (when I warm it up) and this whole side of the office on BANG you hear me? Turkey AND TURKEY NECKS, gravy, mac and cheese, collards, dressing, cranberry sauce and rice…IN JULY.
    Dont play with me
    _________________

    :rofl: :rofl: Dubb I was in here with something once and this was when they first relocated me..I'm eating away..another coworker, super VANILLA yt comes in and says, My goodness. What is that smell? MMM. "

    Other coworker..we would call him a colored yt, (he grew up Out East where I'm from) says "Thats called seasoning" :rofl: Now every time her ass see me she ask about food. :eyeroll: You know the yts know how to kill a good joke.

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    Diva says:

    Caramel Rain says:

    Buttercup says:

    scarfs NEVA, NEVER, NOT ever go out of style. Add that to your closet.
    ==========
    while I ruffle the cheetah print scarf I’m wearing.

    ***********

    I bought 3 jeweled scarves from Dress Barn this weekend :ashamed: I really gotta stop spending money…
    ———————
    Dress Barn…. :bye: jk

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    An F IN GYMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. That is like flunking LUNCH. BRAWHHAAAHHHHA
    ————-
    :hahaha:

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    Other coworker..we would call him a colored yt, (he grew up Out East where I’m from) says “Thats called seasoning” :rofl:
    ————-
    :rofl:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    Timmy with that baby Kim Jun Un profile pic :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    Who Dat says:

    Dub18 got AN F in GYM. For not showing up. And her daddy clowned her so BAD LORD. He joaned that azz into never-never land. Here if you flunk it they make you wait til you a SENIOR to take it again.

    Dub18 Pops: An F IN GYMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. That is like flunking LUNCH. BRAWHHAAAHHHHA. Your DUMB azz gonna be in gym as an upperclassman…ALONGSIDE FRESHMAN :rofl:

    Dub18: :sad:
    ———————————————————————
    That’s that effective parenting :lol:

    I told B if he didn’t get his shyt togeva, he was gonna be spinning the ‘cash for gold’ sign on the street corner next to this muhphucka *points to guy on corner spinning sign*

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    Caramel Rain says:

    Buttercup says:

    girl hush I thought “the rachel” was shoulder length with swoop bangs..
    ========
    Clearly, we’re both mistaken.

    ********
    apparently SMH

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I got on my Bd about that this morning!!!! My daughter failed a test and he didn’t know it. He tells me her hair is messed up…I said did you know she failed a test? Which he didn’t I went slam off on him verbally. There’s no way your child should fail a test and you teach in the same school.I told him he was focused on the wrong stuff
    ____________

    Umm how did he not know. :eek: I would think the other teachers are snitches! My mama was!

    !!!! That is so ..!!! I JUST had this convo with my gf about one of mine! Calling her to get her hair done and i was :nono: she had detention twice this week. Friend was like what that got to do with her hair..I tried to explain the specific behavior she in trouble for were attn seeking and you cant reward them and :no: :facepalm:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :newpost:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    lord Now i want a caramel sunday with nuts from Mickey D’s :bite:
    ____________

    I used to be crazy over there strawberry one. With that syrup :no: And their cherry pies. :no: :shank: Thank goodness they dont sell them anymore.

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    Caramel Rain says:

    Hey Diva, I forgive you.. :hug:

    what’s wrong with Dress Barn? :huh: I get my “work” clothes from there

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    GellySammich says:

    Thats called seasoning
    ____________
    :hahaha: my “in-laws” cook like the whites and wanna keep inviting us over for dinner =/

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    essenze says:

    Thanks for the welcome@DTTS :thankyou:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :newpost:
    :newpost:

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    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    !!!! That is so ..!!! I JUST had this convo with my gf about one of mine! Calling her to get her hair done and i was she had detention twice this week. Friend was like what that got to do with her hair..I tried to explain the specific behavior she in trouble for were attn seeking and you cant reward them and
    _______________________________

    And here’s the thing, my daughter’s hair wasn’t messed up. I told him if he doesn’t like it, he should do it himself.

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    Buttercup says:

    RE: “Passing” grades.

    I wish some of these kids have a mama like mine. I once had a 92 at the mid-term of honors lit. This chick looked at it and turned up her nose. Then had the NERVE to tell me to bring it up by the end of the semester.

    I be doggoned if you will have every pair of Jordan’s released and can’t even name the colors of the rainbow.

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    Buttercup says:

    I bought 3 jeweled scarves from Dress Barn this weekend :ashamed: I really gotta stop spending money…
    ==========
    I’on e’em mess with Dress Barn. I really didn’t appreciate how the associate scoffed when I asked her if they had a particular dress in a size 2. “We only carry sizes 4-14, ma’am.” Ole heifer.

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    anw_rootbeer says:

    I like it..then again she can do no wrong in my eyes!

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    The Pearl! says:

    Just Looking says:

    @Pearl – I gonna tell my girlfriend, that you took turkey necks to work. SHE WILL DIE

    Once I took Pinto Beans, Turkenecks and cornbread to work. She laughed at me for DAYS. She was like you trying to live SUNDAY all through the week in the office.
    *********

    Shoooooot! Turkey necks is good eatin any day of the week — I just can’t enjoy ‘em all out on front skreet in the breakroom and shyt! Real talk!

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