Shawn “Jay Z” Carter’s ‘Other’ Mom Works for His Foundation

Well dayum

Gloria CANNOT deny that nigguh

So, I frequently troll craigslist for focus groups, extra money opportunities, cause I’m a hustler….Lo and behold, look what I spy with my lil eye….

Independent Surrogate Wanted
This isn’t your normal ad, and if the idea of having a child and giving that child to a loving couple is something you’ve decided you can’t do in your life, you don’t need to read on.

I love my wife, I have no desire or intention of leaving her, and vice versa, but I do want to give her a baby, and unfortunately that’s not possible for her at this time, so a frank discussion took place recently after a health scare on her part, and we have decided to seek out a woman who can help us start our family sooner, rather than later.

We are a loving, stable, “average” couple, but we have no desire to bring a myriad of intrusive scrutinies that would be required for an official surrogacy or adoption, we would much rather you gain all the same monetary and medical benefits from us, without the need for the unnecessarily insulating layers of agency interviews and artificial insemination procedures. We will of course pay for any medical expenses, from prenatal care to delivery, assist with living expenses as needed, and provide a lump sum compensation once appropriate tests and papers (paternity and custody) all pass muster.

Naturally, we’re not looking to impregnate some random woman, we’d prefer to find someone with general good health, and a passing resemblance to my wife (though this is not a sticking point). You can expect to undergo a formal interview as well as a standard physical with lab portions, but these are minor inconveniences when weighed against the final result, extremely generous financial compensation for you, and a chance to help a loving couple start their family much sooner than they had previously hoped.

How you choose to relate to us after we have our baby is entirely up to you, we are not polygamists but we would not be opposed to a friendly relationship with our “surrogate” as long as both parties are comfortable with the idea. We would also have no problem with you giving birth, signing a few papers, collecting your fees, and going off with no intention of communicating with us or the child, ever. Again, this is entirely up to you, because your choice to help us is a huge act of generosity, so we want to make sure that you’re able to do it in a way that is not only financially beneficial, but emotionally comfortable.

If you’re still reading, I can only assume you’re interested, and if so, please reply telling us a little about yourself, what makes you interested in helping us (pure financial need, altruism, etc), and what, if anything, you feel sets you apart from other candidates (proven fertility, experience with surrogacy or other similar arrangements).

We don’t just want a baby, that could be arranged in much less formal ways, we genuinely want to help someone who is willing to help us, we see a financial gain this large as potentially life changing, almost as life changing as our desired child, and we hope you agree.

To make a few things absolutely clear before you respond to this ad:

1. No Surrogate Agency or Artificial Insemination procedures would be utilized.
2. Legally binding agreements will be in place to protect all parties involved, and final payments would not be made until paternity and custody are a certainty.
3. We are two people in a committed relationship and have no intention of changing that.

So here’s my question….#1. Does that mean the surrogate is actually going to go half on baby making the old fashioned way? Is that why the male stresses he will not be leaving his partner?

What say y’all

#KeepinTheRosesOccupiedWhileSandyIsOnUrbanBushWomanHiatus

Ty says:

@ Ky they are trying the old fashioned way

1. No Surrogate Agency or Artificial Insemination procedures would be utilized.
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Well, I do need to get laid….