Mateo wants a cupcake

3-year-old Mateo rocketed to Internet fame after his mother, Linda Beltran, uploaded a YouTube video of him begging her for a cupcake for dinner.

"Linda, honey, just listen to me," says Mateo to his mother. Beltran says her son calls her Linda when he's "very serious," and he wants to make sure she's listening to him.

After viewing the video last week, Ellen Degeneres made a plea for Linda to bring Mateo on her show. Beltran and a more subdued Mateo appeared on the show yesterday.

After failing to get the obviously overwhelmed 3-year-old to behave like the witty, spontaneous kid she saw in the video, Ellen finally gives up.

"Since you flew all the way here to see me, we're going to give you some cupcakes," says Ellen.

The is a sad commentary on how society (and single mothers) encourages and rewards children for their bad behavior.

I wonder if Ellen will be there in 15 years to bond Mateo out of jail?

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  • felinelurker

    Aaaannnnndddd, she gave them a check for $10,000!

    Let me get my phone and rec these babies

    :danban:
    :danban1:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :yawn:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    So having a smart mouth azz kid can get you a $10,000 check..... gotcha

  • felinelurker

    pretty much, blu

  • felinelurker

    on another note, I'm just now seeing this "do it for the vine" video & cant get that stupid saying out of my head!

  • Mr.BluPhi

    "I aint gon do it"

  • San ah make ya dance

    So having a smart mouth azz kid can get you a $10,000 check….. gotcha
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    :tea: :yawn:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I think he mimicking his daddy. Talking bout Linda Honey

  • FuturedocDonte

    Ellen was trying to start that boys acting career :coffee:

  • felinelurker

    :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

    If this was Lil' Tyrone....nevermind :kona:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Why did I tell someone he was going to be on Ellen two weeks ago? LOL

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Cute kid, but his actions wasn't cute :nono:

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    “I aint gon do it”
    ******************

    "Don't do this sheeet to me"
    :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    But who argues with a two or 1 year old :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    I think he was mimicking his grand mother.

    "Linda, honey..."
    and
    "Listen to me..."

    It's "cute" and "funny" now... you know the rest.
    :coffee:

  • SouthernPrincess

    When I saw that video on FB, I did not think it was cute not one bit. There is nothing cute or funny about a smart mouth kid

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Linda, honey, listen :lol: Too cute!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    The is a sad commentary on how society (and single mothers) encourages and rewards children for their bad behavior.
    _______________________

    Kids with two parents do this too :nono:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SouthernPrincess says:

    When I saw that video on FB, I did not think it was cute not one bit. There is nothing cute or funny about a smart mouth kid
    _________________

    Totally agree :lol:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    I don't think it's cute to have your kids talk to you like that. Even now, if I give my momma too much lip, I might get popped. No is no in my house. And my little guy bet not talk about some "Nakeya, honey..." yeah ok. smh. Sorry but like someone said, if this was "little tyrone" it would be an issue. It would not be cute.

  • Matchsticks

    the video was funny...hilarious even, but I'm glad Mateo acted subdued because his actions didn't not warrant a television interview and money...he's cute, but so are millions of other kids...

  • missyJ

    So having a smart mouth azz kid can get you a $10,000 check….. gotcha

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    according to Ellen... she made them two lil smart mouth yt girls famous. They have a tv show now... I see she hasn't done anything for Laterian tho :coffee:

  • felinelurker

    Kids with two parents do this too 
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    Yep. Both his parents are in the home. And grandparents.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    I used to call my Momma by her first name specifically to pizz her off. LOOOL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Clearly I'm in the minority here. I don't think Mateo was disrespectful. He wasn't cursing at his mom or even had a disrespectful tone. He was just pleading his case for cupcakes. Being able to negotiate and compromise is part of growing up. Mateo just started earlier than others :shrug:

  • San ah make ya dance

    But who argues with a two or 1 year old :hahaha:
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    Shid not me, I damn near talk bad to kids

  • SOTHERNGRL

    LINDA honey listen to me.

  • felinelurker

    according to Ellen… she made them two lil smart mouth yt girls famous. They have a tv show now… I see she hasn’t done anything for Laterian tho 
    *******************

    Yep. You mean those British girls? I saw them on a show on nick & my daughter was telling me she was on ellen.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @BUTTERCUP
    "Clearly I’m in the minority here. I don’t think Mateo was disrespectful. He wasn’t cursing at his mom or even had a disrespectful tone. He was just pleading his case for cupcakes. Being able to negotiate and compromise is part of growing up. Mateo just started earlier than others "
    ___________________

    I'm with you. Much ado about nothing. A kid wanting a cupcake. Happens everyday but the others usually throw a tantrum or start crying.

    Lil man here prolly found out that don't work at all, so he used a different strategy. Kids are smarter than we give them credit for.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @Buttercup Calling my mother by her first name, is disrespectful to her. My aunts as well, and even now that I am grown, they will still correct you. It's not always your tone. But that's JMO

  • Trendsetter

    Buttercup says:

    Clearly I’m in the minority here. I don’t think Mateo was disrespectful. He wasn’t cursing at his mom or even had a disrespectful tone. He was just pleading his case for cupcakes. Being able to negotiate and compromise is part of growing up. Mateo just started earlier than others
    __________________________

    I agree...

  • felinelurker

    I thought it was cute & funny. However, I wouldn't let him see me laughing or encourage it.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I wouldn't even think to call my parents by their first name..... certain things you just knew not to do though :tea:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    This is NOT amusing to me. AT ALL. She got a 10k check for having a disobedient kid and putting it on the internet. But yet some intelligent underprivileged kid in Ga can’t go to college because they can’t afford to or get a scholarship because qualifying criteria is a joke or given to people who actually don’t need it. OK.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    They are trying to say Phaedra has had a drastic amount of weight loss, so I went to investigate the photo in question and all it is was Kandi's big ass tiddy. She's in a black shirt and Phaedra is in a white shirt and it gives the illusion that Phaedra is tiny :rofl:

  • missyJ

    So I took a little 3-day getaway to the beach. Ioono even know WHY I came back :hide: these people round here...........

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Buttercup says:

    Being able to negotiate and compromise is part of growing up. Mateo just started earlier than others
    __________________

    Learning how to take NO for an answer helps ease the transition from immature child to mature adult. I know a lot of adults who still can't take no for an answer. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I thought it was cute & funny. However, I wouldn’t let him see me laughing or encourage it.
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    :cosign: When I first saw the video, I thought "linda" was a term of endearment since it means "pretty" in Spanish, so I thought he was really laying it on thick to get what he wanted. Like Man said, he could be throwing a tantrum and falling out all over the place. I will always encourage Lil Butter to use his words to plead his case. It's worked a couple of times.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    LINDA honey listen to me.
    __________________

    He sounding like the adult. :rofl: that's how those disney show are.... the parents seem like the kids and the kids like the parents :no:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    This is NOT amusing to me. AT ALL. She got a 10k check for having a disobedient kid and putting it on the internet. But yet some intelligent underprivileged kid in Ga can’t go to college because they can’t afford to or get a scholarship because qualifying criteria is a joke or given to people who actually don’t need it. OK.
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    Exactly. :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Learning how to take NO for an answer helps ease the transition from immature child to mature adult. I know a lot of adults who still can’t take no for an answer. :coffee:
    ===========
    I'm in sales, so I never take no for an answer until someone has said it at least 4 times :coffee: It takes all kinds, Auntie.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Clearly I’m in the minority here. I don’t think Mateo was disrespectful. He wasn’t cursing at his mom or even had a disrespectful tone. He was just pleading his case for cupcakes. Being able to negotiate and compromise is part of growing up. Mateo just started earlier than others
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    @Butter I guess its me and you again. I have to honestly say I dont think it was bad. He stated his lil case, he didnt throw a tantrum or nothing. I guess it the fact he called her Linda. Kids do chit. I'm sure mine did things I thought was funny as all get out and someone else will look at it and say "Look at her unfit azz" :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @SOUTHERN
    "I guess its me and you again. I have to honestly say I dont think it was bad. He stated his lil case, he didnt throw a tantrum or nothing. I guess it the fact he called her Linda. Kids do chit. I’m sure mine did things I thought was funny as all get out and someone else will look at it and say “Look at her unfit azz”
    _______________________

    Man, everybody got an opinion... you now YOUR kids. You know when they are deliberatly being disrespectful and when they are just being themselves... even if you don't agree/approve of it.

    There is a difference.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Speaking of Phaderia, did Apollo's trial start yet or what?

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    MisTaken says:

    This is NOT amusing to me. AT ALL. She got a 10k check for having a disobedient kid and putting it on the internet. But yet some intelligent underprivileged kid in Ga can’t go to college because they can’t afford to or get a scholarship because qualifying criteria is a joke or given to people who actually don’t need it. OK.
    ____________________

    :trophy: Comment of the Day.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Buttercup says:

    Learning how to take NO for an answer helps ease the transition from immature child to mature adult. I know a lot of adults who still can’t take no for an answer. :coffee:
    ===========
    I’m in sales, so I never take no for an answer until someone has said it at least 4 times :coffee: It takes all kinds, Auntie.
    _____________________

    :phew: Lil J better understand from the first time I say no that is just what it means ..... no ..... :spank: Got dammit didn't I say no !!!!! Not saying no just for the hell of it..... say it like ya mean it ! :tea:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    By the age of 4 Mateo's personality will be set in stone. Linda won't think he's cute when he's 12 and still back talking her. This is exactly how to raise a narcissist. I predict she will have problems with this kid later on.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    They have a tv show now… I see she hasn’t done anything for Laterian tho
    --------
    Psshhh Ol terio don't need Ellen's Ok. He making his own money if you see his standard pricing for appearances I posted yesterday. :lol: he getting it while he can :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I’m sure mine did things I thought was funny as all get out and someone else will look at it and say “Look at her unfit azz” :
    ==========
    :happy: I guess it's us then, sugar. I caught Lil Butter sticking his tongue out at me "behind my back" (lil boy didn't know I was coming and I saw his reflection in the mirror). I went to my room, laughed until I cried, called my mom to tell her about it, and laughed some more :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    if the lil guy was having a play date with my daughter and wanted a cupcake..... ashid... I don't debate with kids.... :tea: sorry I don't .... get somewhere and sit ya lil azz down and wait till after dinner.... and if you want to debate....... lil tail may not get (or probably want) get a cup cake period.

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    :crying1: Sallie Fields voice) You like me! You reaaaallly like me
    I would like to give thanks to God first as He is the head of my life. To my husband and kids I adore you and you make life worth living. SR thank you for giving me a platform to be great on #Humble
    To my fellow posters. One day you can be great like me if you just keep striving. To all the lurkers :hi: Thanks for voting for me
    :cell: It wasn’t a vote? I went too far? She wasn’t talking to me? Oh :oops:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I didn't see the video BUT I BET YALL 5 BUCKS that MsTake got a 'CUPCAKE Begging' vhs video out from when she was little (in age) :yes: :kona:

  • Matchsticks

    And I don't think Linda is a "bad parent" or that this video is horrible...I think it's cute...I just don't think it warrants tv time and money...especially when kids do far more impressive things and never get recognized for it...It's chuckle worthy, and then move on worthy... :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    AND for theee record---yt kids act out WAYYYYYYY worse than anyone! Ever!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING says:

    Psshhh Ol terio don’t need Ellen’s Ok. He making his own money if you see his standard pricing for appearances I posted yesterday. he getting it while he can
    ______________

    What exactly does Terio do other than eat? :shrug:

  • sassyshe

    Calling his mother by her first name can be cultural. I call my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles by their first name, everyone in my fam do. Its only the younger grandkids and greatgran that dont

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Thanks for voting for me
    :facepalm:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Sandra Rose says:

    By the age of 4 Mateo’s personality will be set in stone. Linda won’t think he’s cute when he’s 12 and still back talking her.
    ______________________

    :preach: this kind of stuff should be nipped in the bud early :tea: cause bay bay !!! He gone run that house at the age of 12 :tea:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    What exactly does Terio do other than eat?
    -----------
    Now is it just that he has a problem why he is so heavy, or are his parents just letting him be all over weight so get a check? I'm a bit confused....or is this not the over weight child all over IG?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    DTS :waves:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    I've called my mother by her first name, but only when she didn't hear me or my sister call her by "mom/mommy/ma/momma". I think she tuned us out sometimes... Thus my resoting to calling her by her first name.

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    sassyshe says:

    Calling his mother by her first name can be cultural.
    :yes: I agree, but.......
    Shhhhh, folks don't wanna hear about CulCha! <--how OTB spells it :lol:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I didn’t see the video BUT I BET YALL 5 BUCKS that MsTake got a ‘CUPCAKE Begging’ vhs video out from when she was little (in age
    __________________________
    :rofl:
    *dries my laugh up*
    SHEDDUP :eek:

  • San ah make ya dance

    It was funny, as her kid doing it. BUT IF MINES :nono: The way I was brought up, we didn't have discussions. Do what the h$ll I tell you and gon' somewhere :hahaha: :tea: You'll prolly end up discussing forever

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Jenny :kiss:

  • Gigi26

    :shrugs: Ellen an equal oppty giver tho...

    And clearly he doesn't get away with this all the time, she clearly said in the video that she gives him the "pow pow" if he misbehaves.

    He knows how to talk his way out of something, that in itself I can give credit for. Kids are smart, can we just take that away from the video?

    Not saying its cute but for him to talk that way and he's that age says a lot about his cognitive skills and logic reasoning.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I think she tuned us out sometimes… Thus my resoting to calling her by her first name.
    =========
    My brothers and I do the same thing. When she hears us call her by her name, she's all :karate:

  • San ah make ya dance

    AND for theee record—yt kids act out WAYYYYYYY worse than anyone! Ever!
    -----------
    You aint never lied. I tried to tell a coworker she might want to try a switch :tea:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING says:

    Psshhh Ol terio don’t need Ellen’s Ok. He making his own money if you see his standard pricing for appearances I posted yesterday. he getting it while he can
    ______________

    What exactly does Terio do other than eat?
    -----------
    :crying1:

    Make a fool out of himself for grown folk's entertainment. :no:

  • FuturedocDonte

    Wonders would Ellen give Boosie daughter some money for telling y'all "nigg*as he coming home today" :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :P

  • Gigi26

    Calling his mother by her first name can be cultural. I call my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles by their first name, everyone in my fam do.
    --------------------------------------------
    Thank You. Not everyone does the same thing. I called my mom by her first name the first 8 years of my life. I would probably be doing the same now if it werent for an elder looking at my pop and asking him why I called her that. :shrugs: Diff strokes for diff folks. Not everyone plays by the same rules.

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    What does Terio do other than eat??
    I am glad you asked :typing:
    Here is my list. This was all I was able to come up with on such short notice :rules:
    1. Use his body has a gestational vessel for the constant manifestation of sugar diabetes
    2. Constantly aggravate the inside of his thighs with friction whenever he dares to move
    3. Continue to work on making more necks to rival Jackie Christie
    4. Invent new ways to not breathe through his nose. He met with Diddy last week at a mouth breathers anonymous meeting
    5. Skype with EJ Antonette to see if he can borrow his shoes and clothes to sleep in

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    He knows how to talk his way out of something, that in itself I can give credit for. Kids are smart, can we just take that away from the video?
    Not saying its cute but for him to talk that way and he’s that age says a lot about his cognitive skills and logic reasoning.
    ===============
    Eggzacktly!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    ALL THE NON-KID HAVING FOLKS TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROOM! *places red velvet rope* :hahaha:

    Yall remember when folks would get mad, and font that!?!?! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    What does Terio do other than eat??
    I am glad you asked :typing:

    *refused to read ANYMORE* *howls* :ghost:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @BUTTERCUP
    “Clearly I’m in the minority here. I don’t think Mateo was disrespectful. He wasn’t cursing at his mom or even had a disrespectful tone. He was just pleading his case for cupcakes. Being able to negotiate and compromise is part of growing up. Mateo just started earlier than others ”
    ___________________

    I’m with you. Much ado about nothing. A kid wanting a cupcake. Happens everyday but the others usually throw a tantrum or start crying.

    Lil man here prolly found out that don’t work at all, so he used a different strategy. Kids are smarter than we give them credit for.

    ___________________________

    :cosign: on both points.. I didnt think he was being disrespectful either.. he was just pleading his case for a cupcake. Not like he was yelling or rolling on the floor..but o well :coffee:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Thank You. Not everyone does the same thing. I called my mom by her first name the first 8 years of my life. I would probably be doing the same now if it werent for an elder looking at my pop and asking him why I called her that. :shrugs: Diff strokes for diff folks. Not everyone plays by the same rules.
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    That can be a bad habit. My siblings and I had that issue. We just always heard our mom referred to by her nickname and it stuck. Now I call her Motherdear. Mama still don't fit all the way :ashamed: I love her tho

  • missyJ

    lilMissy has done some borderline things but I never LET her see me laugh about it. I expect a kid to try their limits but you don't get rewarded for it.

    Once we went to circus with my girl and her son. It was a Shriners circus so cash only and neither of us had any cash and told the kids we didnt have any money. LilMissy was 4 at the time gon ask me "Well why did you spend all your money?" I was able to get to ATM so we got kids some snow cones.

    As we're leaving my friend's son is running through the parking lot so his mama snatched him up, which caused the snow cone to fall. His mama says "See that's what happens when you don't listen" Lil Missy says "Well Susan it really was your fault"... Now I was dying laughing inside but it wasn't her place, so I took her snow cone and dumped it on the ground and that was her "punishment" for being disrepectful.

  • MissGauzzz

    It's a whole different day and time, nowadays behavior like this is lauded as cute and it's not a big-deal etc etc. I guess... Do what you do but when this kid reaches the age of maturity and he's busting her in her mouth when she can't buy those new Jordans or whatever the latest craze is lets see how cute it is then. A kid needs to stay in a kid's place period point blank, but I'm ole skool.. :shrugs:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Wonders would Ellen give Boosie daughter some money for telling y’all “nigg*as he coming home today”
    ________________

    :facepalm: rofl !

  • Gigi26

    Wonders would Ellen give Boosie daughter some money for telling y’all “nigg*as he coming home today”
    -----------------------------
    Brother Donte :stop: it right there! :lol: You know damn well Ellen don't cosign that kinda fukk shyt.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    4. Invent new ways to not breathe through his nose. He met with Diddy last week at a mouth breathers anonymous meeting
    5. Skype with EJ Antonette to see if he can borrow his shoes and clothes to sleep in
    :chase:
    .... :chase:
    . ..................... :chase:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    For majority of my aunts and uncles, blood, not from my step father's side, hell even my maternal grandparents, I've called them by their nick name or first name. They didn't want to be called Grandpa/uncle/auntie.

    I talk to them with the same respect they deserve. "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"... :tea:

  • San ah make ya dance

    ALL THE NON-KID HAVING FOLKS TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROOM! *places red velvet rope* :hahaha:

    Yall remember when folks would get mad, and font that!?!?! :lol:
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    :chase: I aint got no kids but I'll put one in they place heifer :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    3. Continue to work on making more necks to rival Jackie Christie
    ========
    Speaking of Oscar Meyer... That scene with she and Sundy chilling beside the pool literally make me touch my neck. There were so many rolls on my teebee screen :hides: I was thinking, "Is that what happens when you age? Is there some kind of plastic surgery to fix it?"

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    As we’re leaving my friend’s son is running through the parking lot so his mama snatched him up, which caused the snow cone to fall. His mama says “See that’s what happens when you don’t listen” Lil Missy says “Well Susan it really was your fault”… Now I was dying laughing inside but it wasn’t her place, so I took her snow cone and dumped it on the ground and that was her “punishment” for being disrepectful.
    ___________________

    :hahaha: :clap:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    @Butter just showed my Aunite Matoe video asking for the cupcakes. She thought it was sooo cute and she is 60ish and dont play no games period beat the chit out of my cousin with his Hot Wheels track when we were kids for doing some REAL CHIT.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Stay in a kids place :yes: :hahaha:

  • Gigi26

    Now I was dying laughing inside but it wasn’t her place, so I took her snow cone and dumped it on the ground and that was her “punishment” for being disrepectful.
    ----------------------------------
    :rofl: that's fukked up Missy :rofl:

  • Matchsticks

    Buttercup says:

    3. Continue to work on making more necks to rival Jackie Christie
    ========
    Speaking of Oscar Meyer… That scene with she and Sundy chilling beside the pool literally make me touch my neck. There were so many rolls on my teebee screen :hides: I was thinking, “Is that what happens when you age? Is there some kind of plastic surgery to fix it?”
    __________

    She was baby ring toss perfection...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    busting her in her mouth when she can’t buy those new Jordans

    :shocked: DAMN, was it that bad? Damn :lol:

    How you know they even like Jordans? :lol:

    :thinking:

  • Gigi26

    beat the chit out of my cousin with his Hot Wheels track
    ----------------------------------------
    :rofl: :rofl: Not the Hot Wheels Track!! Did it break?

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Wonders would Ellen give Boosie daughter some money for telling y’all “nigg*as he coming home today
    ___________________________
    WEAK :hahaha: I saw this all the time now when I am getting crunk about something :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @Butter just showed my Aunite Matoe video asking for the cupcakes. She thought it was sooo cute and she is 60ish and dont play no games period beat the chit out of my cousin with his Hot Wheels track when we were kids for doing some REAL CHIT.
    __________________

    Is she a grandparent :thinking: you know them grandparents think differently when they have them grand children :lol: true story.... cause my parents seem to have amnesia when it comes to how they disciplined us... now they think certain things my daughter do is cute and back in the day .... they wasn't having it :nono:

  • felinelurker

    :hahaha:

    ALL THE NON-KID HAVING FOLKS TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROOM! *places red velvet rope

    Yesss! Its not that serious, geez

  • missyJ

    And clearly he doesn’t get away with this all the time, she clearly said in the video that she gives him the “pow pow” if he misbehaves.

    -----------------

    I wonder if that's a Hispanic thing. My cousin's wife is Dominican and she threatens the kids with "pow pow"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Do what you do but when this kid reaches the age of maturity and he’s busting her in her mouth when she can’t buy those new Jordans or whatever the latest craze is lets see how cute it is then.
    ==========
    Dang, we just go from 0 to 60, huh? Nothing in that video leads me to believe that Mateo acts out physically when he does not get his way. The little kids who hit adults at age 2 and 3? Yes, they probably would act out violently. A kid who uses his words? A stretch.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    Buttercup says:

    3. Continue to work on making more necks to rival Jackie Christie
    ========
    Speaking of Oscar Meyer…
    ------
    :ghost:

  • felinelurker

    Is she a grandparent  you know them grandparents think differently when they have them grand children true story…. cause my parents seem to have amnesia when it comes to how they disciplined us… now they think certain things my daughter do is cute and back in the day …. they wasn’t having it 

    Jen, their fav line when about to discipline
    "Leave him alone" or "he's alright"!

  • Gigi26

    I wonder if that’s a Hispanic thing. My cousin’s wife is Dominican and she threatens the kids with “pow pow”
    --------------------
    :yes: I think it may be, we just called it "get beat" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Now I was dying laughing inside but it wasn’t her place, so I took her snow cone and dumped it on the ground and that was her “punishment” for being disrepectful.
    ==========
    :applause: It wasn't until I became a parent myself that I realized what I thought was a look of contempt on my mom's face was really her trying to stifle the laughter until she sent me to my room.

  • Fated4Greatness

    I thought the video was funny and somewhat cute.....iont have no kids tho :lol: like ppl said...better he do this than fall out acting an a$$ over a cupcake

    I called my mother by her first name for a while....a lil phase i went thru...shoot everyone else was calling her that :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    felinelurker says:

    Is she a grandparent you know them grandparents think differently when they have them grand children true story…. cause my parents seem to have amnesia when it comes to how they disciplined us… now they think certain things my daughter do is cute and back in the day …. they wasn’t having it
    Jen, their fav line when about to discipline
    “Leave him alone” or “he’s alright”!
    ____________________

    OMG :thankyou: knowing damn well they wasn't having it back in the day... them grandbabies make em soft chile :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    She was baby ring toss perfection…
    ==========
    :crying1: The visual

  • Wasting time

    It really depends on the parents and their parenting techniques. I don't find Mateo disrespectful and encourage my 4 year old to use his words as well. He also knows when I'm not playing with him and to go on with himself.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    :rofl: :rofl: Not the Hot Wheels Track!! Did it break?
    ========
    I don't recall them joints EVER breaking :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MsTake, do a funny :eek:

    Sassyshe :rofl: *straightens up* :gossip: I bet they kids do such and such :kona:

    :hahaha:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    beat the chit out of my cousin with his Hot Wheels track
    —————————————-
    Not the Hot Wheels Track!! Did it break?
    (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
    HAIL NAWL. They made every thing Ford tough back then.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Is that a piece I see under his shirt? :sarcasm:

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Is she a grandparent :thinking: you know them grandparents think differently when they have them grand children :lol: true story….
    =======
    If this ain't the truth. I told y'all yesterday that my mom lets Lil Butter have Burger King and McDonald's. If we asked, it better be on the weekends because she cooked throughout the week. Even then, we got a :sideeye: half the time.

  • missyJ

    Jen, their fav line when about to discipline
    “Leave him alone” or “he’s alright”!

    _______________________
    My mama won't get on LilMissy for nothing! One time she painted my mama WALLS WITH NAILPOLISH then tried to wipe it off with removah, took the paint clean awf. My mama call me, I'm like whoop her. My mama say naw, I can't. Then gon leave the room in protest when I got there and whooped her for it....

  • SOTHERNGRL

    @Jennie. Yeah she got 2 of em. :thinking: You know what I dont think she has ever laid a hand on them and they are 15&17 yrs. old

  • Wasting time

    felinelurker says:

    Is she a grandparent you know them grandparents think differently when they have them grand children true story…. cause my parents seem to have amnesia when it comes to how they disciplined us… now they think certain things my daughter do is cute and back in the day …. they wasn’t having it
    Jen, their fav line when about to discipline
    “Leave him alone” or “he’s alright”!
    ___________

    I've had to put mom on blast a few times about that. My mom held no shorts. She did not play at all. My son does no wrong in her eyes :mad: I remember getting beat out my sleep or the time we went to Carvel after dinner, took my bath and she whooped me for what I did that morning. I asked why I got ice cream and she said cause she wanted some. :cuss:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    Buttuh- growing up McD's was a TREAT!!! I swear idk why lil razz thinks he can ask every day for it :lol: he's being raised the same way. ESPECIALLY since Mr. used to eat it all the time as a kid and used to be a chubby lumpkins he was so cute though!

  • Gigi26

    I asked why I got ice cream and she said cause she wanted some
    ------------------------------
    :crying: :rofl: Man parents really know how to fukk up your psyche man :no: My father was a beast at that shyt, we stole his quarters one time and that Sunday morning he was like "we'll discuss this when we get home" Man me and my sister collaborated on three diff stories to come home and he didn't say shyt! :no:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    :eek:

    *DISCLAIMER-- MR. RAZZ WAS NOT EVER A "TERIO" SIZED KID. ANY ASSUMPTIONS LEADING TO BELIEVE SO WOULD BE AT ONE'S OWN RISK* :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    They made every thing Ford tough back then.
    ^^^^
    Speaking of.... They have another recall :no:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just saw a UFO video on FB and I don't know wtf :blink: :eek:

  • felinelurker

    missyJ says:

    My mama won’t get on LilMissy for nothing! One time she painted my mama WALLS WITH NAILPOLISH then tried to wipe it off with removah, took the paint clean awf. My mama call me, I’m like whoop her. My mama say naw, I can’t. Then gon leave the room in protest when I got there and whooped her for it….

    ________________________________________________________
    Wasting time says:

    I’ve had to put mom on blast a few times about that. My mom held no shorts. She did not play at all. My son does no wrong in her eyes I remember getting beat out my sleep or the time we went to Carvel after dinner, took my bath and she whooped me for what I did that morning. I asked why I got ice cream and she said cause she wanted some.

    ***************************************************

    Whew, these are some funny stories :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    @Missy, your family is a trip! My only consolation to Lil Butter not getting punished for some things is that my grandparents, aunts, and uncles didn't punish me for a lot of wrongdoing when I was little.
    ============
    I asked why I got ice cream and she said cause she wanted some. :cuss:
    =============
    Guffaw :rofl:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Who said Jackie Christie has a ring toss neck?? :crying1: I want you to know that I hate the black of yo gums for that :ghost:
    @DTTS: Taken2 is pretty much potty trained. She tells us when she has to go and does it. The other day she was about to take a bath and Taken 9 comes running out of the hallway :kona: mad and fussin. She said GO LOOK MOMMY HURRY. Taken 2 was squatting on the ground taking a poop on my carpet talking about RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! MOMMY.
    Was that cute? Maybe to some. I beat her and made her pick it up :blink:

  • Wasting time

    @ GiGi :rofl:
    My GMA was like that too. She would have me shook and never say anything. Years later she said my guilt and fear was punishment enough. :bounce:

  • Wasting time

    It is funny now but I was :mad: and :confused: and I don't think I've been right since :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    I remember I got in trouble b/c lil razz broke a coffee pot. Step deddy gave me the evil eye. :huh:
    Then started fussing about how he broke it. (nigga wasn't even using it b/c he had a kurig. :rolleyes: )

    then gonna go and treat lil razz to some fukkin cookies and milk. :mad:

  • felinelurker

    Man parents really know how to fukk up your psyche man

    this is true. I remember getting in trouble at school, my dad threatened me but didn't do anything. I went to bed & he woke me up with a d@mn tree limb! Theeee only time I was disciplined by him. Didn't know until yrs later, my mother told me that he cried afterwards.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Wasting time says:

    felinelurker says:
    Is she a grandparent you know them grandparents think differently when they have them grand children true story…. cause my parents seem to have amnesia when it comes to how they disciplined us… now they think certain things my daughter do is cute and back in the day …. they wasn’t having it
    Jen, their fav line when about to discipline
    “Leave him alone” or “he’s alright”!
    ___________
    I’ve had to put mom on blast a few times about that. My mom held no shorts. She did not play at all. My son does no wrong in her eyes :mad: I remember getting beat out my sleep or the time we went to Carvel after dinner, took my bath and she whooped me for what I did that morning. I asked why I got ice cream and she said cause she wanted some.
    __________________________

    :hahaha: Don't tell em they on punishment... my mom keeps lil J on my school nights and when she is in trouble she can't have the tablet, DS, or cartoons.... I come to pick her up..... she in my mom bed and they side by side playing damn bingo on my mother's tablet.... My mom tells me well I playing the bingo not Jordan.... as if I don't see Jordan lil pencil stick thing in her hand and atleast 6 bingo cards on the screen :rolleyes: Come on now !

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    comes running out of the hallway mad and fussin. She said GO LOOK MOMMY HURRY. Taken 2 was squatting on the ground taking a poop on my carpet talking about RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! MOMMY.
    Was that cute? Maybe to some. I beat her and made her pick it up
    -----------
    :rofl: :crying1:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    felinelurker says:

    Didn’t know until yrs later, my mother told me that he cried afterwards.
    ____________________

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! MOMMY.
    :love:

    :karate: Leave her alone :ashamed: She's an Actress :nun:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    :newpost: Mateo in 11 years.

  • Here4theView

    Thinks I will Call my mama and say "Anna Mae" give me some cake.

    So I can here the dial tone from her phone.

  • missyJ

    @Buttercup LilMissy is a mess, she is my doppleganger in looks and personality. It's WHY I get so mad a her cuz she just like me :facepalm: My step-daddy the WORST when it come to lilMissy. My step-dad couldn't stand my azz growing up, now lil missy his best friend. When she visits them in Vegas they go to Chuckie Cheese everyday like it's her dang casino. She call me like Poppy and I went to CC, then to get ice cream, them to the lego store, then to the pool, then to............. whereever her little heart desires

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I don't see a newpost :huh:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    my mom keeps lil J on my school nights and when she is in trouble she can’t have the tablet, DS, or cartoons….
    ---------
    :rofl: you sound like us.

    lil Razz in trouble, he cant have toys, leapfrog, tablet or tv. :rofl: geeze in the age of technology.

    We will keep him on ABC mouse for longer than usual if he acting out... but he finds ways to "play" on that shyt too :lol:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    So is it a new post or nah? :blink:

  • felinelurker

    We will keep him on ABC mouse for longer than usual if he acting out… but he finds ways to “play” on that shyt too
    **********************************************************

    too funny!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    There's no new post.. April first isn't for another two weeks. :|

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    These parent stories are giving me my ab workout for the day :rofl:

    At least we have folks who care for our children as much as we do. Not everyone is so fortunate.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    as if I don’t see Jordan lil pencil stick thing in her hand
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • Here4theView

    :newbie:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    There is a :newpost: But it's sad :(

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

    @Feline-dude be like "come look at my hamp-sters mawmee" I be like hamsters? :blink: :huh:

    I go look and see that he builds maze/tunnels for his pet hamsters they "give" them to teach the kids responsibility. :facepalm:

    Hell, maybe he'll be an engineer. :lol:

  • 2know the ledge excuses are for the weak

    gotta love society where being spoiled, bad arse and in other words a ninja or buffoon u get money and praises. gotta love America. :sacrasm:

  • Wheres My Check

    I think as an adult its easy to say that this type of behavior is not acceptable but hoenstly i dont see anything wrong with it. This is very common behavior for a child. I do believe his actions and mannerism while taking are mimmicking another adult. I honestly thought this video was funny no need in pulling hairs when some peoples 3 year old child cant even formulate a sentence. :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    ION speak mess onto NO kids lives :nono:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    as if I don’t see Jordan lil pencil stick thing in her hand
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    ____________________

    what they call it a styliss or some crap..... you know for the touch screen :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Razzle, google NSBE Jr for Lil Razzle :tea:
    ======================
    Knowledge :kiss: (with tongue :grill: )

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    stylus.... Only know it from the lil one :kona:

  • felinelurker

    :hahaha:

  • felinelurker

    as if I don’t see Jordan lil pencil stick thing in her hand and atleast 6 bingo cards on the screen

    too cute, Jen! That's her road dawg!

    my son when he stays w/ my parents...Pawpaw took me fishin, he let me stay up late. mommy, pawpaw let me have 5 popsicles at night & I didn't wet the bed!

  • 2know the ledge excuses are for the weak

    DTTS :kiss:

  • JerseyGirl68

    I wish my Youtube video putting my 2-year old nephew out 1:40 am because he refused to go to sleep would go viral.

  • JerseyGirl68

    I wish my Youtube video putting my 2-year old nephew out 1:40 am because he refused to go to sleep would go viral.

  • JerseyGirl68

    My nephew Kaden isn's disrespectful like Mateo.

  • pointhimout

    i have a crazy ass co-worker who says 'aint gone do it' all day long. i thought he made up the expression and just started saying it when people wanted him to do something. come to find out it was the vine stuff.