Drake Set to Host 2014 ESPYs
Emo rapper Aubrey Drake Graham is set to host the 2014 ESPY Awards. The 27-year-old Canadian rapper is known to have an affinity for hard leg professional athletes. Although sports purists are complaining bitterly about Drake’s ESPY hosting duties, his credentials as a team mascot “global ambassador” for the Toronto Raptors NBA franchise uniquely qualifies him to handle the ESPYs gig.
Honored to be this year's @ESPYS host @espn 7.16.2014 #ESPYS #NWTS pic.twitter.com/PFo7wOV0DE
— Drizzy (@Drake) April 9, 2014
Drake hastily signed a partnership deal with his hometown Raptors shortly after he was publicly humiliated by the American Airlines Arena security staff following the Miami HEAT’s back-to-back NBA Championship win last season.
The arena security guards refused to allow Drake access into the HEAT locker room to celebrate with the team.
Drake has battled gay rumors his entire career. In an effort to dispel the rumors that he prefers manly back rubs, Drake hangs out with drug addled, alcoholic singer Rihanna.
Drake broke the news Wednesday that, to go along with his many other talents, he’ll show off his “award show host” chops this summer when he hosts the 2014 ESPY ceremony. There are trophies for that.
The Toronto-native and Raptors’ global ambassador made the announcement over Twitter, with a golf-themed spoof of his last album cover:
Drake is no stranger to the sports world — you heard “Draft Day,” right? — so it makes some sense for ESPN to name him the host. (His attempts to hang out with athletes are not always successful, though) Most recently Drake was seen sneaking into the Kentucky locker room to congratulate the team for making the NCAA national title game. (Maybe he’s cursed? Uh oh.)
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His thirsty looking azz, thats right up his alley
Smonae
Found out about this last night while watching the NBA Countdown…I had to turn the channel….what nonsense….I mean the ESPY’s?
I honestly could care less about Drake lame azz though
but these photos gave me a good chuckle this morning lol ! 
Good Morning Sandra!!
Smonae
Jenie
Bnat
I don’t see anything wrong with Aubrey being sports groupie.
Do you boo. 
Drake hangs out with drug addled, alcoholic singer Rihanna.
I cannot so early; the shade!!
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AJ
Hey boo
AJ naw but you gotta admit these photos are hilarious
esp that 2nd 1
I honestly could care less about Drake lame azz though
but these photos gave me a good chuckle this morning lol !
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Good to see an effeminate man being affectionate!!
@Smonae oh absolutely but the poor chaps he hugging on like a snuggie look like they need it.
that second picture tho
dude looks like a star struck school girl!
AJ
Drake has battled gay rumors his entire career. In an effort to dispel the rumors that he prefers manly back rubs, Drake hangs out with drug addled, alcoholic singer Rihanna.
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Oh how I love this blog.
That write up was funny
I’m a fan of anyone who uses a hustle as a springboard to do bigger and better.
I’m a fan of anyone who uses a hustle as a springboard to do bigger and better.
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I’m a fan of anyone that can use their platform to get what they ultimately desire!! Work it on out Drake!! No lie, no lie, no lieeeeeeee!!
#ratingsfailure
That second photo though
The body language of the b-ball player in pic#1 is Drizzy needs to get off me!!!
That first pic looks like he won the “Make A Wish Foundation” lottery.
Mernin’ everyone.
nybrn2 says:
The body language of the b-ball player in pic#1 is Drizzy needs to get off me!!!
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#churchhug (said in my surfbort voice)
he prefers manly back rubs
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That’s certainly one way to put it…
I can’t wait to see this stiff fluckery…
GOOD MORNING BLAWG! How y’all sleep?
Im getting tired of ppl posting pix of their ugly ass kids on facebook. I gotta go thru my timeline like
Afiya says:
#ratingsfailure
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right because sportsfans are not all hip hop fans. its a lot of old people and rich ppl that dont want the teams they have season tickets for represented by some emo rapper….let alone a black/jewish/canadian one.
but at the same time we put up with their bullspit so its fine time for them to put up with some of ours.
comedians and singers has hosted the awards…. drake will be fine he has crossover appeal anyway and based on that SNL stint he will do fine
but those photos? cant live them down bruh
Good Morning *diddy voice*
@Hearts yeah not yesterday but the day before near the end of the day so I’m sure everyone would be happy to drag Cassie on mo gin for her pathetic attempts to roast somebody. She’s much better off dyck riding, head shaving, and squinty eyein Diddly for her supper. Ol Tommy azz broad….