Malia and Joey

The FBI has launched an investigation into how an unauthorized ‘Selfie’ of first daughter Malia Obama was leaked to the Internet.

The Tweets are talking, and they’re saying that little-known rapper Joey Bada$$, a member of the rap collective Pro-Era, is responsible for that Selfie showing up on Instagram.com this week.

Malia and Joey

As you know, the White House and Secret Service are very strict about images of the Obama children being circulated in the public arena. A well-known blogger was emailed twice by none other than Michelle Obama’s personal secretary who ordered her to remove photos of the first daughters from her blog ASAP.

I would venture to guess that Mr. Bada$$ is not the sort of boy the Obamas envisioned their eldest daughter bringing home to meet the parents.

Pro-Era’s music is described as “anti-white”, “anti-police” and containing “Marxist lyrics”. Bada$$ is described as a “violent gangsta rapper” following his arrest in Australia last week for assaulting a security guard and breaking his nose.

The FBI is investigating how Malia got mixed up with this crew.

Apparently her Secret Service babysitters fell asleep on the job.

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