Sandra Bullock 911 call

A 911 call placed by Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock was played during the stalking trial of 39-year-old Joshua Corbett, who allegedly broke into Sandra's vacation house while she hid in a closet.

Gossip tabloid TMZ obtained a copy of the 911 audio that was played in court yesterday.

The terrified 50-year-old actress is heard telling a police dispatcher that a man broke into her house and he's in her attic.

She repeatedly asks the dispatcher if the police are close by. Cops were on the scene within seconds of Sandra placing the 911 call.

Police caught Corbett inside the house and arrested him without incident.

According to Gawker.com, "Cops later found assault rifles and machine guns in Corbett's home. He is facing multiple charges including first degree burglary, stalking, and possession of a machine gun."

This is why Sandra Bullock needs a man, or at least a live-in bodyguard.

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    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :no: These stalkers are crazy as fukk

    • Bootcampgirl

      :ak47: that's all she needs...

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      People are just sick out here :no:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

      :tea: crazy...

    • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

      That's why lil Louis be looking all mean all the time.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :lol: cant nobody out here get a man cuz Wut got all of em :rules:

      Louis Bardo better hurry up & get grown to protect his mama. All the menz on pause til Wut finish with em

    • free

      :offtopic:

      To: Sandra

      From: Loyal Reader

      Please get the Hilary emote ready....

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      User :hahaha: what you talking Bout ... Wut got all the menzies :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Go on somewhere UFO :chase: :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      this scary as hail :scared:
      but i wanna know how he could even get IN her house! :think:
      i mean, other than busting down the door, it would be hard for somebody to get into MY house, and i know she got better security than i got :no:
      (and why jessie james aint leave her a glock or sum as a parting gift? :mad: )

    • Bootcampgirl

      Y'all remember the Pamela Smart case, she had her husband killed by her 16 yo lover? Well, both the guys got granted parole, the killer got out last month and the one that held the knife to his throat gets out in June. He was 16 when he went in and 41 now...not to minimize the egregious nature of what they did but that is a long time...Basically they just grew up in prison and probably if not definitely institutionalized...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      This yt stalker goin get a lollipop and some aspirin and be let go. :rofl:

      Where is Officer Slager for niggas like this tho? :waiting:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really :sigh:

    • WhoDat

      This is why Sandra Bullock needs a man, or at least a live-in bodyguard.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Rebecca Schaeffer had a boyfriend and still got killed by a stalker. Google it.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Y’all remember the Pamela Smart case, she had her husband killed by her 16 yo lover? Well, both the guys got granted parole, the killer got out last month and the one that held the knife to his throat gets out in June. He was 16 when he went in and 41 now…not to minimize the egregious nature of what they did but that is a long time…Basically they just grew up in prison and probably if not definitely institutionalized…
      ________________

      I remember. SMH.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      I heard this before :eek: these stalkers boy... Like really be in love and have no clue why the object of their affection is running...........

    • Bootcampgirl

      Rebecca Schaeffer
      ______________
      :yes: remember that too...Can y'all tell I watch Waaayyyy to many crime shows...

    • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

      Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really :sigh:

      by User Friendly
      ____________________
      :rofl:

    • WhoDat

      but i wanna know how he could even get IN her house! :think:
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      Maybe like ya girl in your pic.

      I read they think the nigga had been in there for FIVE HOURS.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Boot, was Pamela Smart set free already? I can't remember, but she was one dispicable bish!

      (You shut up User! :chase: )

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I saw the update Boot. The wife so bitter & delusional & dishonest. She really think she need to be out too. :no:

    • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

      I heard this before :eek: these stalkers boy… Like really be in love and have no clue why the object of their affection is running………..

      by #missyJSays
      __________________
      Watched to much Pepe Le Phew as a kid.

    • Bootcampgirl

      Why are those Lifeproof cases so damn expensive :huh:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :offtopic: there nothing like a man that is good with his money and not cheap at the same time .... talk about a turn on baby :clap: yasssssssssss

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nancy she aint getting out.

      Was Schaffer the girl from my sister Kate? She was cute.

    • Bootcampgirl

      @Nancy, No, she still in there.
      @User, agreed, she was a conniving bish and that man loved her ass..

    • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

      Stories like this and Investigation Discovery got me paranoid. People are crazy and sometimes you don't know they're crazy until its too late :no:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      What was the lady name (they made a lifetime movie out of it) that convinced her students that her husband was beating her and had her husband killed?

    • Bootcampgirl

      :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      Watched to much Pepe Le Phew as a kid

      --------------

      :hahaha:

    • Bootcampgirl

      Pamela Smart

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      User Friendly says:

      :lol: cant nobody out here get a man cuz Wut got all of em :rules:
      --------------
      SHADDUP!!! :rofl: I just told you all I get it BUTIZA's so Im doing a service apparently by attracting the broke weak retarded short pathetic no dick alkihawlics losers... your welcome :tea:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Rebecca Schaeffer had a boyfriend and still got killed by a stalker.
      ______________________________________

      shole did! :no: and that mofo look like something that had been living in a cave :hide: iont eem know why he hadn't been locked away from birth! his mama KNOW he wasn't full human :no: with that gret big head and them wild oscillating eyes :scared:

    • Unshakable

      @User,

      FancyNancy wanna know seaux she can educate Saint Cinders Sue on how to get into someone's house. SICCESSFULLY being the operative word. :rofl:

    • Bootcampgirl

      Stories like this and Investigation Discovery
      __________________
      That is why I don't put shat past anyone...

    • MisUnderstood

      Can a sista get a recap?

      Wut 19 is trainable age. So is 20 Zeta TUH

      Are Summer & Blanche still with us? And someone check on Blanche break baby Blanche6, word is she eating paint chips thinking they Lays. :kona:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Maybe like ya girl in your pic.

      __________________________

      :chase:
      you git too Puppy! :chase:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      I know she done got herself a pistol :ak47: "try me now bitch!!"

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really

      ********

      :rofl: :rofl:

      Jenie you got a new man? :popcorn:

    • Unshakable

      @Wut,

      I tole you guhl you got that scholarly box! Got folks publishing your name like you writing journal articles! Ole peer-reviewed, empirical evidence box!

      Wut to the menz :kneel:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      Wut getting mens like that :huh: but wasn't she just looking for a BBD? :blink: yall got me confuzzled :confused:

    • WhoDat

      :yes: remember that too…
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      I was in middle school when Rebecca Schaeffer happened. This girl who worked for my mom...a college student was being stalked by some dude who went to school with her. He was showing up at the JOB. She stopped going to some of her classes cause he was making it hard for her on campus. She said she went to CHURCH and he was IN THE CHURCH. After she told my mother that, my mom and another lady made her call her damn parents and tell them what was going on. for somebody to show up at CHURCH??? :wtf:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      nan why you talking so bad about Brandy? :no:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      VDot says:

      Nan u asking that question with that gravi? Really
      ********
      :rofl: :rofl:
      Jenie you got a new man?
      ___________

      Not new :lol: he just a friend :wink:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

      :hahaha:

    • Bootcampgirl

      I was in middle school when Rebecca Schaeffer happened....
      _____________________
      Knock on wood that I have never been in that type of situation..Definitely creepy in church. You remember when 'ol dude shot his ex at her wedding?? Some people don't know how to let go either...

    • Bootcampgirl

      he just a friend
      ______________
      Ain't that what we always say :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I read they think the nigga had been in there for FIVE HOURS.

      ________________________________

      this the kinda thing make my imagination run wild. i remma one sunday we went to church, left church, went by the grocery store, coupla other stops, you know taking our time. get home and the front door wide open :ghost:
      nothing missing, so i'm all :thankyou: :crying1: :pray:
      round dark time i start getting nervous :eek: called my sis and told her nothing missing out the house BUT i aint so sure somebody aint made their way in and decided they gone live in the attic. for weeks i was :bite: :eek: cause i thought it was only a matter of time afore i got up one night to tinkle and pass some dude coming down the hall with a sandwich in one of my housecoats. :kona:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Unshakable says:

      @Wut,
      I tole you guhl you got that scholarly box! Got folks publishing your name like you writing journal articles! Ole peer-reviewed, empirical evidence box!
      ______________

      :hahaha: crazy

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Not new :lol: he just a friend :wink:

      ***********

      How long yall been "friends"? He getting the pannies before Memorial weekend? :popcorn:

    • iWasteTime

      Wasting Time (I gotcha this time babe! )
      -----------------------
      :hug: Fiya ! Thanks bew !

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Bootcampgirl says:

      he just a friend
      ______________
      Ain’t that what we always say
      ___________

      Yeah we do :yes: but yeah we good friends ...

    • Bootcampgirl

      tinkle and pass some dude coming down the hall with a sandwich in one of my housecoats.
      _________________
      :rofl: Everyday when I get home, I check every closet and room. I know my cat ain't gonna do shat but rub up against the intruders leg wanting to be pet :rollseyes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      My homegirl now, her ex was stalking her. Slashing tires, hacking her email.. dude finally locked up for all the mess he was pulling... he was pretty too so I know he somebody boyfren.. ain't eem gay but he prolly gon start stalkin his prison lover after hisrelease just cause he don't know know other way to end a relationship :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      get home and the front door wide open :ghost:

      *********

      :thinking: Were you the one who had the racoon party in the attic going on?

    • iWasteTime

      To: Sandra
      From: Loyal Reader
      Please get the Hilary emote ready….
      --------------------
      :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Vdot we been friends since High School ... :yes: we just friends ... nothing serious

    • whitty hutton

      and this is what I come back to:
      word is she eating paint chips thinking they Lays
      ----------------
      :lol:

      antyhoo, on topic. this is scary as fukk. every coupla days I walk around the perimeter of the house checking the windows and doors for tampering. and I keep annie mae on the nightstand or coffee table when hubby is not at home. he knows to call out when he comes in and wait for me to respond cuz muhfukkas is crazy nowadays.

    • Bootcampgirl

      My co-worker lives upstairs from me and makes it his business to give me a play by play of everything in my driveway..
      Him: Oh, I saw somebody's car last night..
      Me: That was just my friend.. :tea:
      Him: :bsflag:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I know my cat ain’t gonna do shat but rub up against the intruders leg wanting to be pet

      *******

      I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over 'em, trying to get petted :ashamed:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      #missyJSays says:

      My homegirl now, her ex was stalking her. Slashing tires, hacking her email.. dude finally locked up for all the mess he was pulling… he was pretty too so I know he somebody boyfren.. ain’t eem gay but he prolly gon start stalkin his prison lover after hisrelease just cause he don’t know know other way to end a relationship
      __________

      lawd ... :phew: Had a friend dealth with some mess this year too :nono: mess

    • WhoDat

      Can a sista get a recap?
      ^^^^^^^
      Small Recap
      ^^^^^^
      This post said Sandy Bull-lock had a man in her attic for 5 hours and she was hiding in the closet on the phone with po-po. Sandra ROSE (different Sandy) said for her to get a man. Chit. Some MEN be scared. I aint got time. I say getcho azz a GUN permit and a weapon.

      @Wut got another fine man who lets her drive his new-NEW chit. :steer: Everybody like damn Wut. :gossip: Where you work at? Whatchu smell like? Do you practice ruts? She said he dont work with her. THAT man is a dork. The new-new might be a trap boy. (I sometimes get lost in the sauce) @UF said we cant be trap queens, princesses, or trap court jesters past 30.

      Mimi got drunk and fired her publicist Cindi Berger. Made the new one write a fawk you; but I can take an ad out telling everybody how fab you are if you in your feelins letter. Let a bish know. And signed it: The Fabulous Mariah :nun: And probably sprayed it with some perfumes, inserted a pic of herself, and kissed it with red lipstank cause that is the 14 year old girl shyt Mimi DO.

      We making @Bama feel loved, needed, and wanted as a poster cause she said we treat her like she short dumpy ugly fren on here during the day.

      Small recap from me to yall on today 10th day of Apruh. Tew thousand fifteenth.

    • Bootcampgirl

      Shut your nasty ass up @VDot :spank: :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted
      ____________________
      puuuurrrrrrr :hump: :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :bow: to that recap :heart:

    • iWasteTime

      I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted :ashamed:
      -----------------------
      :wail: Why I always come back to :kona:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :blink: you been peeping in my bedroom windows Boot? :spank: <-- I get em to do that too :eek:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Everyday when I get home, I check every closet and room
      ________________________________

      Boot! :phew: Listen! when we first moved i was doing this EVERY day when i got home (mister was working evenings). be snatching the shower curtains all hard, looking under the beds, checking doors & windows (and i may or may not have done a sweep of the basement while brandishing a bb gun... :oops: :kona: )

    • MisUnderstood

      Thanks Dub for that recap :heart: & it's a short one? Y'all was on it today & I'm missing it driving from NY to MD. :sad:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Were you the one who had the racoon party in the attic going on?
      _____________________________

      :eek: yes V, but we not talkin bout that :rolleyes: :wail:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      he knows to call out when he comes in and wait for me to respond cuz muhfukkas is crazy nowadays.
      _______________________________

      :rofl: :phew:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Were you the one who had the racoon party in the attic going on?
      _____________________________
      :dead: I am remembering that raccoon PORTY ...Tell it again :pray: PLEASE

    • Bootcampgirl

      :scared: <---me in @VDot's bushes peepin' through those shades...

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      WhoDat says:

      Can a sista get a recap?
      ^^^^^^^
      Small Recap
      ^^^^^^
      This post said Sandy Bull-lock had a man in her attic for 5 hours and she was hiding in the closet on the phone with po-po. Sandra ROSE (different Sandy) said for her to get a man. Chit. Some MEN be scared. I aint got time. I say getcho azz a GUN permit and a weapon.
      @Wut got another fine man who lets her drive his new-NEW chit. :steer: Everybody like damn Wut. :gossip: Where you work at? Whatchu smell like? Do you practice ruts? She said he dont work with her. THAT man is a dork. The new-new might be a trap boy. (I sometimes get lost in the sauce) @UF said we cant be trap queens, princesses, or trap court jesters past 30.
      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Bootcampgirl

      That was hilarious...

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted :ashamed:
      ________________________________

      My Word! :ghost:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nan i walk in the house and SNATCH the shower curtain back to check. Hard too!

      No idear what i would do if somebody was in there but i check underneath my bed too. :scared:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I am remembering that raccoon PORTY …Tell it again PLEASE
      _________________________________

      :ban:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :rofl: at Nan throwing up the :ban:

      That's why they had that party. You left the door opened and the saw the :welcome: doormat and made them selves at home :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      So we went to the grocery store for lunch.. they have a salad bar, sushi, hot food etc...

      SO my coworker got some sushi.. I am not a fan of the man that makes it in store. Ion think he full Japanese AND he seem SPED... His sushi always sloppy looking, never tightly wrapped and the sauce always strewn across the top. Well anywhoo she ate a few bites and said it ain't taste right so she quit eating it... now she all :puke:

      She call the store :cellphone: Hello/... I just ate some y'all sushi and threw up :mad: Bye :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Nan i walk in the house and SNATCH the shower curtain back to check. Hard too!

      No idear what i would do if somebody was in there
      ____________________________

      most likely turn around and bust your head wide open from running into the door tryna get away... (or maybe that'd just be me... :kona: )

    • whitty hutton

      No idear what i would do if somebody was in there but i check underneath my bed too. :scared:
      ----------------------
      if I looked underneath my bed and a set of eyes was looking back at me, hubby would find me in that exact spot stiff as a damn board from rigamortis. I would die.

      and why yall messin up perfectly good shower curtains and weakening the rods snatching the curtain back so damn hard? :lol:

    • WhoDat

      Told yall I be NOIDED PERIOD something off in my house upon arrival. I be like Kathy Bates in "Misery". I was frfr having an anxiety attack that day I got home and library card revoke man had turned that damn bedroom TV from ESPN and checked and that TV was warm. He said he could hear it IN MY VOICE when I called him. I grabbed my purse and ran back outside (barefoot) and was SCREAMING on the phone to him: SOMEBODY BEEN HERE! THEY STILL IN THERE. The TV is WARM. Him: STOP YELLING. Crazy damn GIRL. IT WAS ME. I was there for LUNCH today. CALM DOWN.

      I know my old neighbors still think my azz is BONKERS. They was sitting on their porch. I looked over there and saw them and was like :kona:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @Wut got another fine man who lets her drive his new-NEW chit. :steer: Everybody like damn Wut. :gossip: Where you work at? Whatchu smell like? Do you practice ruts? She said he dont work with her. THAT man is a dork. The new-new might be a trap boy. (I sometimes get lost in the sauce) @UF said we cant be trap queens, princesses, or trap court jesters past 30.
      ______________
      *adds to the recap*
      Somebody also asked @WUT what her dude looked like cause we didn't see that many fine men riding round and getting it. Said we might need to transfer jobs and localities. Asked if maybe she was legally BLINE cause we had heard her new habit looked like Forest Whitaker :blink: and the reason he let her drive his charger is cause he can't drive at night :steer: on account of his lazy eye. Wut said FOH I'm living outchea. I DATE WHO I DATE you need to keep up :rules: And that's where we at :tea: :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      and why yall messin up perfectly good shower curtains and weakening the rods snatching the curtain back so damn hard?

      ============

      Folks ain't worried.. got they Mimi rods up :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I know my old neighbors still think my azz is BONKERS. They was sitting on their porch. I looked over there and saw them and was like :kona:
      *********

      :crying1: :crying1:

    • Bootcampgirl

      :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      if I looked underneath my bed and a set of eyes was looking back at me, hubby would find me in that exact spot stiff as a damn board from rigamortis. I would die.
      _______________________________

      yeen never lied! :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      LilMissy deddy came in my apartment one time in the middle of the night.. I woke up :eek: he gon be all :rules: FOH with all that gasping and scared chit.. you gotta be ready to fight. You shoulda kicked my azz for coming in here no warning and I wouldn't have been mad atchu either :tea:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      That’s why they had that party. You left the door opened and the saw the :welcome: doormat and made them selves at home
      _________________________________

      :nono: that's not how any of this works :no:

    • whitty hutton

      clawd hammercy...have yall read about this bullshyt:
      Puerto Ricans who can’t speak English qualify as disabled for Social Security

      I ain't gon' c&p cuz it's a long article but it's on the Washington Post site. here's the first paragraph of the article to summarize:

      Hundreds of Puerto Rico’s residents qualified for federal disability benefits in recent years because they lacked fluency in English, according to government auditors.

      The Social Security Administration’s inspector general questioned the policy this month in light of the fact that Spanish is the predominant language in the U.S. territory.

      Under Social Security regulations, individuals are considered less employable in the United States if they can’t speak English, regardless of their work experience or level of education.

      In a report this month, the independent watchdog suggested that a more appropriate standard might be to consider local conditions when making benefits decisions.

    • WhoDat

      TO this DAY that cat teases the entire HELL outta me. "Aint nobody break in your spot today and go in YOUR room and watch the news did they?" Fawk you sir.

      His whole logic was somebody breaks in and is like Goldie Locks and goes to the master bedroom to watch TV? They aint steal chit else? They just bypassed the living room, my kitchen had a TV in it back then, both kids rooms...and reported to the master bedroom huh? JUST to watch the news? Okay.

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      grabbed my purse and ran back outside (barefoot) and was SCREAMING on the phone to him:
      ___________________________
      You sew country :crying1: and i love it
      i would stopped and put my shoes on. Be dead cause I don't like to get my feet dirty.. or grass really :oops: Or outside smells. I won't even tip toe outside without shoes :kona:

    • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

      Best stalker song eva just came on :headphone: "hey lover this is more than a crush"

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      @Whitty that's a loophole for dat azz :lol: I'm not eem mad

    • Hunni24

      @VDOT: I do that too when male intruders come over. Rub my cat over ‘em, trying to get petted :ashamed:

      I had to log in to let you know that I busted out laffing at my desk when I read this!

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      I grabbed my purse and ran back outside (barefoot) and was SCREAMING on the phone to him: SOMEBODY BEEN HERE! THEY STILL IN THERE. The TV is WARM. Him: STOP YELLING. Crazy damn GIRL. IT WAS ME. I was there for LUNCH today. CALM DOWN.
      ________________________________

      :crying1: CRINE. :snot: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      Or outside smells.

      ==============

      But you sniff ass... go figure :tea:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Imma try to be like Wut this summer. Imma get chose and be a post-hoe :nun:

    • iWasteTime

      ! THEY STILL IN THERE. The TV is WARM. Him: STOP YELLING. Crazy damn GIRL. IT WAS ME. I was there for LUNCH today. CALM DOWN.
      I know my old neighbors still think my azz is BONKERS. They was sitting on their porch. I looked over there and saw them and was like :kona:
      ------------------------
      :lol:
      Better safe though :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      South Carolina ex-cop charged with killing Walter Scott held in isolation; ex-inmate says he 'wouldn't last one week' in general population

      :applause:

    • datsmdubya2u

      Y’all remember the Pamela Smart case, she had her husband killed by her 16 yo lover? Well, both the guys got granted parole, the killer got out last month and the one that held the knife to his throat gets out in June. He was 16 when he went in and 41 now…not to minimize the egregious nature of what they did but that is a long time…Basically they just grew up in prison and probably if not definitely institutionalized…
      ________________

      He white he will get a job loading trucks at his brother in-law/uncle/family friends pest control/dirt hauling/concrete spreading/plumbing business get married and write a book and get paid...that or start making meth either way they will be better off than the average African American parolee :shrugs:

    • whitty hutton

      LilMissy deddy came in my apartment one time in the middle of the night.. I woke up :eek: he gon be all :rules: FOH with all that gasping and scared chit.. you gotta be ready to fight. You shoulda kicked my azz for coming in here no warning and I wouldn’t have been mad atchu either :tea:
      ----------------------------
      baby, that nigga woulda been dead, dead, dead fukkin round with me like that. wake up ready to fight, my ass. i'da been kneeling on the side of the bed waiting for his silhouette to show up in my doorway. :shotsfired:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      .. got they Mimi rods up :tea:

      *******

      :hahaha: :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I had to log in to let you know that I busted out laffing at my desk when I read this!

      ******

      :ashamed: stick around :yes: :lol:

    • MisUnderstood

      Taken :lol: Wut where you work at? Let me have wonky eye dork #. My standards are low

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      Where WUT :thinking: she in that coat closet again? :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      His whole logic was somebody breaks in and is like Goldie Locks and goes to the master bedroom to watch TV? They aint steal chit else? They just bypassed the living room, my kitchen had a TV in it back then, both kids rooms…and reported to the master bedroom huh? JUST to watch the news? Okay.

      =============

      CHHIIIID folks do.. I had somebody practically living in my apartment when I wasn't there.. My first lil rat hole place, the maintenance man broke in, stole my spare key and was coming in whenever I left the house...

      Nigga eating snacks packs and chit. Stealing my likka bollas. Stole my dvd player, then came back a week later and stole the remoke :facepalm:

      Lilmissy deddy finally laid up in the house waiting on him with his piece... almost shot that negro a new azzhole :rofl:

    • whitty hutton

      missyj said:
      @Whitty that’s a loophole for dat azz :lol: I’m not eem mad
      ---------------------------------
      can't be mad at that shyt...but couldn't Dalvinique get a check cuz she can't speak proper English too, and therefore isn't suitable to employers? :thinking: :lol:

    • WhoDat

      You sew country :crying1: and i love it
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      I WAS OUT. :rofl: The man in the house next to me, and him weren't homeboys. But if they were outside at the same time they would speak to each other and chat. That NEXT morning they was in my driveway talking. I know that man was like ya girl had a breakdown yesterday over there didnt she? Yall on them bath salts over there? Me and my wife was trying to figure out if we needed to call the police bruh. I waited for my dude to drive off and then I called him with whatchall was tambout. He was silent. Then gonna say: Oh nothing. YEWS A LIE.

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Hundreds of Puerto Rico’s residents qualified for federal disability benefits in recent years because they lacked fluency in English, according to government auditors.
      _________________________
      :wtf: NAH BRUH :nono: It's plenty of Americans who can't speak English and you don't see Mike Tyson, Lil Richard, TrayvonMartin family lawyer Ben.... need i go on.. getting a check...GONE HEAD ON

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      CHHIIIID folks do.. I had somebody practically living in my apartment when I wasn’t there.. My first lil rat hole place, the maintenance man broke in, stole my spare key and was coming in whenever I left the house…

      __________________________

      see. this that boolsheet :crying1: :bite:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I been saying for years that ppl who live here that long and dont speak english hv a learning disability. Cuban girl i knew said her moms been here since the 70s, took classes, bought tapes and still no speakee english.

      Alot of ppl wont apply for the check due to shame. Basically admitting u retarded. Them type of ppl are speds in their own language too. Like Joseline.

    • MisUnderstood

      @Whitty, FOH! Not speaking is a disability? Them bytches be faking it. Been here for 30 years & can't speaka englee & instead of giving them ESL classes they want to give them money & good benefits? Meanwhile my truly disabled niece gets denied Soc Sec every year? That's that :bsflag:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      whatchall was tambout. He was silent. Then gonna say: Oh nothing.
      ______________________________________

      :crying1:

    • WhoDat

      Wut where you work at? Let me have wonky eye dork #. My standards are low
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      FLAT LINE. ^^_____________ :ghost:

      Where yall work at? << long as he got a job huh?

      Fugg what his eyes look like. Nigga can have lottery ball eyes like Bob Whitfield? :blink: I quit.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Crackheads can get a check too if they can prove that rehab didnt work for them. yall think dubb be playing but u can gt a check for a lotta stuff

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      But you sniff ass… go figure :tea:
      _________________
      :stop: First of all that's inside
      Second ..EYE used to :blink: For a short period of time. As a YOUT #mycousinvinny :pacifier: My mama put an end to that after like my fourth smell in a 2 week span.I was amateur :rofl: You ain't finna label me no arse sniffer :ghost:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      you don’t see Mike Tyson, Lil Richard, TrayvonMartin family lawyer Ben….
      ________________________________

      dis wrong as hail... :crying1: ubishu... :ghost:

    • Bootcampgirl

      CHHIIIID folks do.. I had somebody practically living in my apartment when I wasn’t there.. My first lil rat hole place, the maintenance man broke in, stole my spare key and was coming in whenever I left the house…
      Nigga eating snacks packs and chit. Stealing my likka bollas. Stole my dvd player, then came back a week later and stole the remoke
      _________________
      :wtf:

    • MisUnderstood

      There are American born Americans who are illiterate or have dyslexia but gets denied Soc Sec but we want to reward someone for not learning the language of a country they damn near died to get to? Being bilingual is an added benefit. If they learned the language they get hired before a monolingual person would.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      can’t be mad at that shyt…but couldn’t Dalvinique get a check cuz she can’t speak proper English too, and therefore isn’t suitable to employers?

      =================

      She might could try it out :lol:

      I just think it's hilarious tho. Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico getting a US check cause they can't speak English in a Spanish speaking country :hahaha: 'Merica amiright :trophy:

    • whitty hutton

      Alot of ppl wont apply for the check due to shame. Basically admitting u retarded. Them type of ppl are speds in their own language too. Like Joseline.
      ---------------------------
      #ignant :trophy:

      :lol:

    • Bootcampgirl

      :stop: SO WHEN @WHTTY POST ABOUT THE NON-SPEAKING PR'S, Y'ALL WANT TO COMMENT???BUT I POST IT, EVERYONE'S ON MUTE...#INTENSEMOMENT

      :love: @Whitty, had to get that off my chest...

    • whitty hutton

      Fugg what his eyes look like. Nigga can have lottery ball eyes like Bob Whitfield? :blink: I quit.
      -------------------
      ER
      MAH
      GAWD!!!
      :hahaha:

    • whitty hutton

      :stop: SO WHEN @WHTTY POST ABOUT THE NON-SPEAKING PR’S, Y’ALL WANT TO COMMENT???BUT I POST IT, EVERYONE’S ON MUTE…#INTENSEMOMENT

      :love: @Whitty, had to get that off my chest…
      --------------------------
      :ashamed: I'm sorry...so sorry (yall memba that commercial? I know dub - the designated SR genius - probably does)

    • MisUnderstood

      Drug users get a check for mental illness, not being a drug user. My brother works for Soc Security.

      I'm all for coming to America for a better life, but when that life is sitting on your ass so tax payers can support you :no:

      Shyt let me go to another country, not learn the language & expect their gov to provide for me & my seeds & see what happens. Why they ain't going to China Hong Kong London why is it always America?

    • WhoDat

      Alot of ppl wont apply for the check due to shame. Basically admitting u retarded. Them type of ppl are speds in their own language too. Like Joseline.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      REAL TALK. Boss eons ago (me and her had the same bday...COOL yt woman. Married to a Mexican) told me something and it stuck with me. HER husband was the ONLY BOY who could read in his fam and his two youngest sisters. It was 11 of them total. The 3 youngest only ones who finished school. She said NONE of the older ones could read in SPANISH let alone English. I was so SAD when she told us that. Lady in the office had said why do they take so long at the ATM if they GOT a Spanish option. That is why. Alot cant read it even in Spanish. But for some countries it is lack of education based. Not cause they "slow".

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @Bootcamp I wasn't really in here earlier so I blame all of them. Also we might have been too busy dissecting @WUT hoe facts :crying1: Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one :rofl: EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now :rolleyes: WUT prolly somewhere in a stairwell reading these comments on her phone like :mad: :wails: I HATE THEM SOOO MUCH .... Waiting to calm down before she post. Then come in like :hi: nothing wrong

    • MisUnderstood

      @Dub, :rofl: they need love too. & be treating you like a queen cuz they happy someone claiming them.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      …#INTENSEMOMENT
      _________________________

      shut the fuck up, @Boot! (translated: cállate la boca, @Boot!)
      :rofl:

    • whitty hutton

      @missyj
      couldn't said it better myself. see, if Daquantavius nem spent more time figuring out the legal ways they can get a check instead of bussin boutique windows for jeans...nvm :kona:

    • Bootcampgirl

      But for some countries it is lack of education based.
      _________________
      Some places, education is a luxury, not an option for all. Some places being able to help support the family is more valued than education...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      @Whitty :blink: did that stoopid shyt come from The Onion?

    • WhoDat

      yall think dubb be playing but u can gt a check for a lotta stuff
      ^^^^^^^^^
      When I found out this dude gets a check for NOT finishing HS? I was DONE. Claimed some fake ass learning disability. NEVER had been in any kind of special ed classes in his LIFE. In fact, he used to be on A/B Honor Roll when we were in middle school. Nigga WHAT? When our other classmate told me that there chit I was DONE.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      I got an aunt on my bio's side (not mean ass) that get's disability. I asked my mom why, because she seemed like she was healthy to me. My mom asked me had I EVER heard her talk. :eek: She said who can employ a bytch if you can't even tell they asking for a job.

      Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can't even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a "I know that's right" and depending on her tone I'll throw in "Yall crazy" I have no idea :wtf: she be done said.

      Even crazier, the Mrs understands EVERYTHING she says. After one convo, told her I was now convinced that she SpEd too. :shrug:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Drug users get a check for mental illness, not being a drug user. My brother works for Soc Security.
      ________________________
      :rolleyes: Her whole FOMILY work in jobs that got the answers
      :ghost: :hahaha:

    • whitty hutton

      Shyt let me go to another country, not learn the language & expect their gov to provide for me & my seeds & see what happens. Why they ain’t going to China Hong Kong London why is it always America?
      ----------------------
      go over to an Asian country if you want with that bullshyt and end up getting publicly flogged...and you def won't be getting three hots and a cot over there. :nono:

    • bama_n_jersey

      We making @Bama feel loved, needed, and wanted as a poster cause she said we treat her like she short dumpy ugly fren on here during the day.
      ************
      You done made me almost choke trying to hold this laugh in on this teleconference...I wasn't ready....but I ain't short :blink:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Right dubb. Kids from other countries might come here when they are 10 but never been to school. Been working since they could stand just so WE can get products for cheap. Then they come here to get what we got & ppl try to shame them.

      Alright nah MisU yeen got somebody in your family working in all the offices now. :eyeroll:

    • MisUnderstood

      MissyJ they don't have SSI in PR, or so says my PR SIL. They can only get it in actual US.

      @Dub, it really is lack of education. They no speaka Englisee can't read or write in Spanish & can only print their name but be smarter than most Americans. They ain't retarded.

    • whitty hutton

      nope, fiya...Washington Post via msn dot com

    • Bootcampgirl

      When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy”
      ____________________
      Sounds just like me when I'm talking to my brother from FL, I only understand about .5 of what he be saying, I just agree..

    • bama_n_jersey

      Told y'all, I been checking closets, under beds, behind curtains, in tubs...since I was younger and someone was in the house waiting for me and my momma...folks too crazy!!! When the mister gone I do all that and sleep with my heat, machete, and hatchet by the bed. We will survive

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea :wtf: she be done said.
      ____________________________----
      Ok...ubishu... BASTID Always sneaking in posting that boolshat :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      Claimed some fake ass learning disability. NEVER had been in any kind of special ed classes in his LIFE. In fact, he used to be on A/B Honor Roll when we were in middle school. Nigga WHAT?

      ===============

      She that chit right there is ingenious. I remember my babysitter old neighbor would randomly pop up with a cane from time to time. One day our babysitter tole us that's for when he going down to Social Security about his check :lol: Faking a war injury :eyeroll:

    • OpinionHated

      LL need to rent himself out as intruder repellent... If Sandy knew what I know if a mofo come in my house I ain't hiding in the closet I'm using everything within arms reach as a projectile to throw at your head and if I connect you better pray you get out cause once I get hold of you, you the one who gonna be calling the cops..... fear makes me highly aggressive...

      Long Time Lurker - dat chit rite thar is hysterical... who gonna employ a bish who can't talk - lordt y'all got me in stitches over here

    • whitty hutton

      @Bootcamp I wasn’t really in here earlier so I blame all of them. Also we might have been too busy dissecting @WUT hoe facts :crying1: Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one :rofl: EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now :rolleyes: WUT prolly somewhere in a stairwell reading these comments on her phone like :mad: :wails: I HATE THEM SOOO MUCH …. Waiting to calm down before she post. Then come in like :hi: nothing wrong
      -------------------
      just plain hateful!!! :hahaha:

    • WhoDat

      Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea :wtf: she be done said.
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      :dead:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      go over to an Asian country if you want with that bullshyt and end up getting publicly flogged
      __________________
      Ok :ghost:

    • MisUnderstood

      @Taken, yep. Soc Security, major office, Homeland security, welfare, I work for CPS, water company, Correction officer, child support enforcement officer, Social worker in the prison, Youth counselor & drug & alcohol counselor. Our parents made sure we were well educated & we married educated folks too. & I ain't ashamed of it either.

    • iWasteTime

      Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one :rofl: EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now
      -------------------------------------
      :rofl: :rofl: You on one.

      I told Neffi I has a relative on disability made them people think he crazy. He tried "traditional" fall off a latter or in front of the store disability, they were hip to him. So he went through the motions of having them think he crazy. Ain't worked in 20 years

    • Bootcampgirl

      @Mis, I heard the two snaps and Z formation in my head... :rofl:

    • whitty hutton

      :rolleyes: Her whole FOMILY work in jobs that got the answers
      --------------------
      :hahaha: yall make her stop!! :rofl:

    • MisUnderstood

      Don't be a :hater: User cuz I disagree with you. Roll them eyes straight for you qualify for a check

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      I ain’t ashamed of it either.
      ___________________
      WELL DON'T BE SHAMED THEN *yelling with my nose blurred INTENSELY* :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      There is a new guy here :hide: LAWD, I can't look straight at this guy, he got a slop head (something I ain't ever seen in my life) and bug eyes and just :nono: :hide: I.JUST.CANT :crying1: Please, do not talk to me :no: :kona:

    • MisUnderstood

      @Bootcamp two snaps Z formation & neck roll TUH

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Lurk! :hi: log out! gone nih!
      :rofl: :crying1: :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      @MisU

      Call her up and tell her she wrong and to gon get her check.. Article states Puerto Rican residents getting SSI check.... Shoo they have other federal level conveniences. USPS delivers their mail..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:

      Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names. When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy” I have no idea :wtf: she be done said.
      ____________________________—-
      Ok…ubishu… BASTID Always sneaking in posting that boolshat :crying1:
      ____________________________

      TRUE SHYT! And fukk around and run into her after I done :smoke: IT'S OVER. Terrible case of the giggles. Can't even hide it. Had to cuss her daughter out one time cause I kept laughing. Stupid ass talking bout you picking on my mama. :huh: How the fukk can I pick on something that I can't understand. :eek: If you don't take your retarded ass on wit yo mama! :box:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Her impediment is bad. REAL BAD. So bad, that she can’t even pronounce her own kids names

      *****

      Wasn't so bad that she wasn't getting d1ck and kids tho :tea:

    • iWasteTime

      When she talks to me, I smile and nod. Every now an then, I hit her with a “I know that’s right” and depending on her tone I’ll throw in “Yall crazy”
      --------------------------
      :wail:
      Me talking to Granny Jamaican Boo.
      He Old,mumble and its in "Jamaican" :no:
      He don't understand me wither, say I talk to fast. :lol: We been in each other life since I was 4

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @Lurk :rofl::hahaha:
      @USER gone now my spirit animal reading my joke thoughts :lol:

    • Bootcampgirl

      two snaps Z formation & neck roll & hand on hip TUH
      ______________
      fixed that for ya...

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      i messed them emotes up so i can get a check :kona:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      My father had kidney failure/dialysis so he got a handicap decal for his car. But he felt like since his disability wasnt visible he would do this fake limp when he parked in the handicap spot so nobody wouldnt say nuthin.

      Ppl always want somebody to prove they deserve the little bit of aid allowed to sick ppl. That mess used to make me so mad. Be so grateful that you are whole that you not worried about who isnt or who isnt sick/sped enough for your approval.

      Anywho----yall go look at @therealwings on IG :) i bet he get TWO checks

    • whitty hutton

      speaking of Bob Whitfield eyes...there's a lady here and I hate when I have to interact with her. BOFF of her eyes be rolling all over the damn place...have me all confused about which eye I should focus on. bish prolly have my eyes rolling around too tryna keep up with hern.

      I wonder does she get a partial check or somethin since at least she does work. how would I go about asking her this? QTNA

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now

      *******

      :crying1: :crying1:

    • MisUnderstood

      Like Whang said last night, ion be typing to say stuff to exercise my carpal tunnel. I is be knowing shyt & if I don't ima ask before letting stupid shyt come out my mouth. Saying shyt just to say shyt makes you sound like an ass

    • WhoDat

      @Bootcamp I wasn’t really in here earlier so I blame all of them. Also we might have been too busy dissecting @WUT hoe facts :crying1: Everysince TashaMack won the detective Idol we been on one :rofl: EVERYBODY wanna be Angela Lansbury now :rolleyes: WUT prolly somewhere in a stairwell reading these comments on her phone like :mad: :wails: I HATE THEM SOOO MUCH …. Waiting to calm down before she post. Then come in like :hi: nothing wrong
      ——————-
      Can tell I scroll right on past this crazy damn fool sometimes. I missed this. A Blog Detective Idol @Take? :ghost:

      I aint pay nan tention to what @Wut had posted til @UF crazy touched azz said something about we too old to be trap queens. I was like who in the fugg aspiring to be THAT in this post? :shrug: Frfr was STRAIGHT puzzled. :pc:

      It was a Fantasy Island (fantasia) post. I was ON topic. Whole time. I hate all of yall.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho :tea:
      ---------
      :shame: u see plies video? Talmbout if u dont use yo coochie in two or 3 years it dont work no more :lol:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Told y’all, I been checking closets, under beds, behind curtains, in tubs…since I was younger and someone was in the house waiting for me and my momma
      _______________________

      lawd Bama :no: :hug:
      (on occasion i still have to do a security check 'cause sometimes Mister forget to set the alarm :mad: i get home and it's off, so now EYE gotta set it, then go sit in the go-raj IN my car and listen for it to go off (cause i just know somebody gonna come runnin out with laptop or my toaster ... :kona: )

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Like Whang said last night, ion be typing to say stuff to exercise my carpal tunnel. I is be knowing shyt & if I don’t ima ask before letting stupid shyt come out my mouth. Saying shyt just to say shyt mak-es you sound like an ass
      ____________________
      Wait whet? :ghost: Who you capping at? :ak47: I know I ain't got the answers to everything which is why I ask or go look for it.IF I care.If I don't I just make stuff up :oops: I was just playing about your FOMILY being social services department real MVPs. I hope you got that :eek: If not we can go to war if you want to :waiting:

    • WhoDat

      Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho :tea:
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      No offense bruh but @Lurk...but your auntie? Prolly give the best head ever. :blow: A speech impediment? She wraps her vocal chords around...well its not like she using them. Ok. Imma stop typing now.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Our parents made sure we were well educated & we married educated folks too.
      -------

      :huh: Well alrighty then :lol: U finna put that on your tshirt or nah? :popcorn:

    • whitty hutton

      @misu,
      the article focuses on a government auditor's report after the Social Security Administration’s inspector general who questioned the policy and is working to get it changed. so maybe your sister didn't know about this specific policy? apparently it's been going on for a while. jess tryna be helpful :shrugs:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      u see plies video?

      ****

      JUST came off that nigas page :hahaha: :yes: and :cosign:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @LURK Auntie give that FIYAH head :lol:

    • WhoDat

      u see plies video?
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      I am done with him every since he said it is some perfectly good puscee in between them knees. In re to knock kneed girls. And that niggas be sleepin on the glory that is in betwix them knock knees. :ghost:

    • whitty hutton

      No offense bruh but @Lurk…but your auntie? Prolly give the best head ever. :blow: A speech impediment? She wraps her vocal chords around…well its not like she using them.
      -------------------
      goin to hell wit gasoline draws on for this shat!!! :hahaha:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :stop: Wait wait wait wait.....my coworker got on a jean overall dress and kitten heels. :eek: this is not a drill! Im finna get a pic of this someway somehow

      Looking like a farmer in the dell but a failure in the dell. :rofl:

      Ok now back to your regularly scheduled programs

    • whitty hutton

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      @MisU

      You gettin riled up or nah?? Trying to tell blog folks y'all was never really frens

    • MisUnderstood

      MissyJ, I called her & she said, "did you just call me to tell me I'm wrong about my country cuz someone on a blog said so? Are you losing it? Get your ass back in the truck & focus on our babies instead of the damn internet."
      Why she make me feel like I was 13? :oops:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      He tried “traditional” fall off a latter or in front of the store disability
      _________________________________

      :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      this is not a drill!
      ___________________
      :phew: Ya'll killing me today. @U please send me the pic if you get it. DM it. Email it.. anything please :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      :chase: FOH Lurk :rofl: JUST GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :hahaha:

    • bama_n_jersey

      lawd Bama
      (on occasion i still have to do a security check ’cause sometimes Mister forget to set the alarm i get home and it’s off, so now EYE gotta set it, then go sit in the go-raj IN my car and listen for it to go off (cause i just know somebody gonna come runnin out with laptop or my toaster …
      **************

      You know what :rofl: Too funny.....but I just check the app on my phone to see what doors have been opened since I left home if the mister forget to set it... I'm gone join you over here :kona: cause we some paranoid heffas aint we?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      She wraps her vocal chords around

      *******

      Fugging :dead: and :ghost:

    • iWasteTime

      U finna put that on your tshirt or nah? :popcorn:
      --------------------
      :chase:
      I :wail: Hate :wail: You :wail:
      :heart:

    • bama_n_jersey

      @MisU...you really called her?? Have you and the babies made it yet?

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho
      _____________________________

      they said what else that mouf do... :ghost:

    • whitty hutton

      please don't take this the wrong way, misu...but your sister can't possibly know every single SSA rule, policy and procedure. I work with lawyers and judges all day and even we have to research stuff cuz there's always changes. #jesssayin

      speaking for myself, i'm not saying you're making stuff up just putting the comments into perspective, logically speaking.

    • WhoDat

      they said what else that mouf do… :ghost:
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Keep reading and you will KNOW.

      *hangs head in shame* :kona:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      how would I go about asking her this?
      _____________________________

      :ghost:

    • bama_n_jersey

      You know what....err the investigator been in here outing folks y'all been on one....wait :thinking: ...I think MisU started this trend when she made that child head explode

    • whitty hutton

      oh, maybe i read wrong...wouldn't be the first time. :ashamed: so your sister LIVES in Puerto Rico and is saying this isn't true or she works for the SSA and is saying this policy isn't true?

    • MisUnderstood

      My brother who work for SSA called me, our SIL told him I'm losing it...bytch!
      Him said you can get SSDisability if you live in PR but not SSIncome Supplement. #themoreyouknow. Then he told me I'm too old for blogs, to get off & take care of our babies. :oops: Bet them tattletales gonna tell my eldest sister who they elected mom since our parents passed away.

    • bama_n_jersey

      what the heckhappened to that sentence *since* y'all ever type a post and hit submit, but before you screen refresh you see a mistake and try to change it...knowing it ain't gone change...

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      This 14 yearold has killed in Bodymore this week and becaue he was holding "signs" up, folks commenting saying he deserved it. A FOURTEEN year old.

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @MisU…you really called her??
      __________________
      She said I am going to check these heffas
      :cell: Sissy poo.. can a foreign SPED get disability just cause they can't read Eng????
      Sissy poo: Bish whet? :wtf: Who said this?
      MISU: This yamp on a blog :rolleyes:
      Sissy Poo: *claps hands* Get off my phone wit this bull

    • whitty hutton

      I think MisU started this trend when she made that child head explode
      ------------------------
      omg...that shyt was hilarious! I knew it was coming...I was reading the comments like, "wait for it...wait for it..." and then POP!! :lol:

      damn, I wish we had an exploding head emote!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      WhoDat says:

      Wasn’t so bad that she wasn’t getting d1ck and kids tho :tea:
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      No offense bruh but @Lurk…but your auntie? Prolly give the best head ever. :blow: A speech impediment? She wraps her vocal chords around…well its not like she using them. Ok. Imma stop typing now.
      _________________________________

      :ghost:

      I can't couldn't get mad if I wanted too. Cause you might just be right. She on husband #4, but got 6 kids that got 6 diff daddies.

      Her oldest daughter got 4 by 3 different men. One of her gf's started sleeping with one of her BD's. So as payback, she fukked that girl's daddy and got ANOTHER baby. They all THOTS. Ain't even shame to admit it.

    • bama_n_jersey

      :facepalm:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      She on husband #4, but got 6 kids that got 6 diff daddies.
      *******

      Turning mofos OWT with that spwech impediment. Stutterin all on that dack! :blow: :champ:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Then he told me I’m too old for blogs, to get off & take care of our babies
      ________________
      You can tell your frens and fomily you on a blog :stop: They ain't like us :crying1: The more you know.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      @MisU

      :rofl: but :eek: she is wrong tho... well half incorrect. I do not mean to rose scowl but PR do not receive SSI but do qualify for social security retirement and SSDI benefits (the topic at hand).

      Some other folks on the blog have parents that weren't ashamed of education either. :lol:

      We teachers, lawyers, and sosha workers too :D

    • bama_n_jersey

      One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
      **********
      :sideeye: :wtf: is this

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      *can't

    • whitty hutton

      My brother who work for SSA called me, our SIL told him I’m losing it…bytch!
      Him said you can get SSDisability if you live in PR but not SSIncome Supplement. #themoreyouknow
      -------------------
      ok, thanks for clarifying and sharing the info. truth be told, I wouldn't know the difference one way or another. :lol:

    • MisUnderstood

      :stop: how I'm unfriending folks? How I'm starting mess cuz I disagree? Why would I get riled up over a statement? I'm so misunderstood (see what I did there, I crack myself up).

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.

      *******

      Wait,u just re read this. She fukked thr girls DADDY and not Baby Daddy. Gave that bih a new sibling as payback?!?! :dead:

      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      bama_n_jersey says:

      One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
      **********
      :sideeye: :wtf: is this
      ____________________________

      Hoe shyt :coffee:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      but I just check the app on my phone to see what doors have been opened since I left home if the mister forget to set it…
      _______________________________

      :rolleyes: yes, Bama, maybe we need to upgrade, but you aint gotta stunt on my old arse adt service :sad:
      :rofl:

    • WhoDat

      Turning mofos OWT with that spwech impediment. Stutterin all on that dack! :blow: :champ:
      ^^^^^^^^
      She da real MVP. I KNEW it. I already knew.

    • bama_n_jersey

      and Engineers...even though y'all say we special...but all of us ain't...some are...well most are, but not all. *going to cry in the car*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      :hahaha: @ MSU, that's what you get :facepalm:

      WHAT GOES ON IN THIS BLOG, STAY IN THIS BLOG :rules:

      You should have just asked a general question and not mentioned the blog :nono: YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY :yes: AIN'T CHA!!! :lol:

    • MisUnderstood

      Bama, not yet at a rest stop. Had an issue with younger brother, he wouldn't give me his suv to take all kids until I give him my BMW. He drives like a maniac. So we left late. Two more hours to go. No I didn't actually call her, my niece was on phone with her so I asked her. Now I'm getting scolded. Y'all roses got me in trouble :wail:

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Nan...yours probably still better than mine...I got the one through Comcast...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      VDot says:

      girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.

      *******

      Wait,u just re read this. She fukked thr girls DADDY and not Baby Daddy. Gave that bih a new sibling as payback?!?! :dead:

      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      ____________________________

      :yes: And he was smooth off in his 60's easy. He dead now. :shrug: And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt. Just last summer they tore down all my grandma's tomato plants fighting in the yard.

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
      **********
      :sideeye: :wtf: is this
      ____________________________
      She said I am yo mammy now :trophy: BISH

    • WhoDat

      Wait,u just re read this. She fukked thr girls DADDY and not Baby Daddy. Gave that bih a new sibling as payback?!?! :dead:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      You getting a new SISTER yew-bish-yew. *then fawks her BFF daddy*

      I GOT TEARS. WEAK AS A SUMMABISH. :wail:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      And he was smooth off in his 60’s easy. He dead now.? And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt. Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.

      ************

      Let me unplug your keyboard now. :facepalm: Dis TEW Much.

      *whispers* Did anybody get the :box: on camera?

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby. They all THOTS.
      ____________________________

      :crying1: Dub did try to warn me... :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      how I’m unfriending folks? How I’m starting mess cuz I disagree? Why would I get riled up over a statement? I’m so misunderstood

      ==========

      Well chile I asked a question in jest but now see you are calling folks for blog references... soooo :whistles: I may be putting 2+2 together and getting 5 on account of the blog CLUE contest... :lol:

      :thump: MisU in the blog liberry with the lead pipe

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:

      One of her gf’s started sleeping with one of her BD’s. So as payback, she fukked that girl’s daddy and got ANOTHER baby.
      **********
      :sideeye: :wtf: is this
      ____________________________
      She said I am yo mammy now :trophy: BISH
      ___________________________________

      That's what she wrote on the girl's FB page. Something like, "You need to respect me, I'm bout to be your mama. Don't make me put you in time out."
      :rofl: These girls was in they late 20's early 30's. :eeK;

    • whitty hutton

      :rolleyes: yes, Bama, maybe we need to upgrade, but you aint gotta stunt on my old arse adt service :sad:
      --------------
      aint nothing worse than an ol' showoff negro!! :lol:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      ust last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
      ________________
      :stop: You don't get to talk to me anymore :crying1:

    • whitty hutton

      Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
      --------------------
      whyyyyy lawd whyyyyyyy!!! :crying1: :hahaha: :rofl:

    • whitty hutton

      “You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”
      ----------------------------
      **slaps LTL's keyboard off his desk** :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      And he was smooth off in his 60’s easy. He dead now.? And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt.

      ============

      Who get the dead deddy Social Security??.. Imma just tie all the convos together :lol:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      MsTake im over here staking out her office waiting for her to pass by. :lol: she bout 5"11. Them kitty heels mighta been stilettos at some point :think:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.

      _______________________________

      :pray: please let him go home early today... :crying1: :rofl: :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Watching Victor Newman on Y&R :typing:
      But he ain't nothing on Lurk people :lol:

    • WhoDat

      Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Yep. They from down east NC too aint they? This solidified it. They probably in damn Greenville someplace. Wilson? I am too threw.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      “You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”

      *****

      :crying1: :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      #missyJSays says:

      And he was smooth off in his 60’s easy. He dead now.? And her and her ex friend still fighting and shyt.

      ============

      Who get the dead deddy Social Security??.. Imma just tie all the convos together :lol:
      ____________________________________

      :hahaha: I started to throw in that the lil girl prob bet her Daddy's SSI or something, but I didn't want to further stoke the blog fire. :coffee:

      Sad case cause I think the lil girl is SpEd. She kinds oldish looking and she got her g-ma's speech impediment. :shrug:

    • bama_n_jersey

      This

      Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.

      and this

      “You need to respect me, I’m bout to be your mama. Don’t make me put you in time out.”

      ....I am :dead: and gone. Lurker go the hell home now. Don't you and the misses need some time befor ethe chirrens come home? Just GO!!!

    • MisUnderstood

      @Taken, you can only get a disability check if you worked & are now unable to work. You would be receiving payments from the earnings you made when you worked. Per the topic Whitty posted, to receive disability payments because you do not speak English you'd qualify for SSI, not SSD. No scholar needed, that's on the SS site, Google is yo frien.

      @MissyJ, someone said I have family everywhere who knows all the ansas Taken & User, so I told them I did. I didn't do it to make people feel insufficient about their careers or jobs. Now if you feeling some type way about it, that's on you, I'm not responsible for your feelings.

      How many of y'all sensitive roses? So I know who to address & who not to make cry on here cuz the way my patience is set up :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      WhoDat says:

      Just last summer they tore down all my grandma’s tomato plants fighting in the yard.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Yep. They from down east NC too aint they? This solidified it. They probably in damn Greenville someplace. Wilson? I am too threw.
      _____________________________

      DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA

      Country as fukk :yes:

    • whitty hutton

      :sad:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      What yall tawkin bout :popcorn:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Sad case cause I think the lil girl is SpEd. She kinds oldish looking and she got her g-ma’s speech impediment. :shrug:
      __________________________________

      :eek: u wait right there Lurker... :wait:
      *goes to call Sandra on this fool :cell: *

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      bama_n_jersey says:

      ….I am :dead: and gone. Lurker go the hell home now. Don’t you and the misses need some time befor ethe chirrens come home? Just GO!!!
      _______________________________

      :no: I don't want to go home. My mama brought hey asses back this morning. I get a text at 8:30 "Daddy, we home. We BEEN READY to come back. :eek:

      My mama said she was gonna wait til Sunday, but she think they all need to go ahead and take a break from each other for a lil while.

      Lurk9 will make you do some strange shyt.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      :huh: wait, what had happened? :kona:

    • whitty hutton

      uhm nan, as long as Saint Cinders Sue is yo gravi you have nary right to report antybody for misbehavior!
      got soot all over the damn blog n shyt...folks couging! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      Vili, Mary Kay, Georgia and Audrey Fualaau in NYC
      The Daily News obtained exclusive intimate photos of the Fualaau family like you've never seem them before. Ahead of the highly anticipated Barbara Walters interview, disgraced teacher Mary Kay Letourneau, who began a relationship with her 12-year-old student in 1996, spent the day in the city with her husband and daughters looking like a normal family.

      :tea:

    • WhoDat

      DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      They from the Nash County side sounds like. THEY LOVE TO FIGHT. For NO reason. Told you BFF from Wilson. Me, her, and her cousin rode up on a girl that was literally walking in a parking lot. At the now closed mall. Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like :eek: She get back in I ask what is that all about ma'am?

      Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.

      BISH! Do that ish on your OWN time. I am here today to go to a BABY SHOWER. LAWD.

    • MrsL

      Jaden Smith is comfortable enough in his manhood to wear a dress in broad daylight.

      The 16-year-old actor was spotted Thursday in Calabasas, California wearing a what appears to be a woman’s black dress.

      Smith turned to Twitter yesterday to confess to wearing a dress.

      “That Moment When Your Wearing A Dress With No Pants And You Swerve Way To Hard,” the 16-year-old actor wrote.

      Tuesday, Smith revealed on Instagram that he went to the retail clothing store, Top Shop to buy some “girl clothes.”

      “Went To TopShop To Buy Some Girl Clothes, I Mean “Clothes,” he wrote.

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      :tea:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @Taken, you can only get a disability check if you worked & are now unable to work. You would be receiving payments from the earnings you made when you worked. Per the topic Whitty posted, to receive disability payments because you do not speak English you’d qualify for SSI, not SSD. No scholar needed, that’s on the SS site, Google is yo frien..
      How many of y’all sensitive roses? So I know who to address & who not to make cry on here cuz the way my patience is set up :kona:
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      Tip voice: NUCCA IS YOU SERIOUS? :huh:
      I didn't ask you for the education on SS or disability. I wasn't even deep into the facts. I might have been the LAST one trying to do the education :hahaha: All I did was make a joke about you having FOMILY that you can How to Be a Millionaire life line get the answers for on everything. Now if you sensitive about that I can't help you cause I am still going to laugh about it. Cause it's funny nothing malicious about it.Now if you want to go head and think somebody upset cool story bro :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      @whitty :hater: :nun:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      @MisU

      :huh: you reading and writing well in English hun? Do you need a check? :hugs: It's been hella :lol: :rofl: :hahaha: emojis... and yet you still missing it and you talking about your patience and not addressing certain folks.. but it SEEMS onliest one in their feelings in you chile....

      Just funning with you.. Now I hate explaining jokes cause it takes away the funny ubt We love when folks "flaunt" their education.. That's where the Roads/Rose Scowler (play on being a Rhodes Scholar) joke came from.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like ? She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?

      Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.

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      :crying1: :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      is bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in
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      She bout dat life :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
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      lawd i got fam in Rocky Mount :facepalm:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop
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      :waves: <---I surrender... :ghost:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      Taken! type "FOMILY" one more time, hear?! :cuss: :rofl:

    • iWasteTime

      I want to know Lurk family!
      Lurk sell that chit to Twyla Perry!
      I needs to see this !

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      Tuesday, Smith revealed on Instagram that he went to the retail clothing store, Top Shop to buy some “girl clothes.”

      “Went To TopShop To Buy Some Girl Clothes, I Mean “Clothes,” he wrote.

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      I went to high school with kids just like Jaden. Pseudo-intellectuals, call themselves rejecting society's consumer driven class system and the outdated patriarchal ideals of gender roles. "Who says a skirt is for girls?" :eyeroll: Think they just came up with these ideas they all drive Benzes now :tea:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      WhoDat says:

      DING! DING! Rocky Mount, USA
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      They from the Nash County side sounds like. THEY LOVE TO FIGHT. For NO reason. Told you BFF from Wilson. Me, her, and her cousin rode up on a girl that was literally walking in a parking lot. At the now closed mall. Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like :eek: She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?
      Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.
      BISH! Do that ish on your OWN time. I am here today to go to a BABY SHOWER. LAWD.
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      :bye: Dub!!!!!!!! And I just fuggin got here :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      WhoDat says:

      They from the Nash County side sounds like. THEY LOVE TO FIGHT. For NO reason. Told you BFF from Wilson. Me, her, and her cousin rode up on a girl that was literally walking in a parking lot. At the now closed mall. Cuz say let me out. This bish crosses TRAFFIC, knocks fire out some fuggin trollop, and jogs back and gets back in. Me and BFF sitting there like :eek: She get back in I ask what is that all about ma’am?

      Cuz: I told that bish back in 1998 that everytime I SEE her Imma beat.her.ass.

      BISH! Do that ish on your OWN time. I am here today to go to a BABY SHOWER. LAWD.
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      Between 1990-1996, we used to go to Golden East Crossing Mall and just chill in the parking lot, cause it was bound to be something jumping off every Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. Somebody start shooting, we just duck down in the car until the fracas clears. Then we'd all get out again. YOUNG & DUMB! :shrug:

      Complete coonery. Free entertainment at it's best. :yes:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      :newpost: (dad knocks fire from toddler... :kona: )

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      :bounce: Trailer of OITNB just came out

    • bama_n_jersey

      Uhh...I thought errbody was joking @MisU...I don't think they were being serious. Is you one of them people like my daughter...real smart and only laugh at her jokes...errbody else jokes go over her head. well is you :bite: :hug:

    • whitty hutton

      Taken! type “FOMILY” one more time, hear?! :cuss: :rofl:
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      :lol: I know, right! :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      I went to high school with kids just like Jaden. Pseudo-intellectuals, call themselves rejecting society’s consumer driven class system and the outdated patriarchal ideals of gender roles. “Who says a skirt is for girls?”
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      :yes: YEP :lol: They think they are high level with the answers *giggles into hand* think everybody else dumb or vain...materialistic... meanwhile they pulling up to mansions,DRINKING $20 Starbucks drinks and going to Yale. Po boys ain't putting on dressed unless they slanging boi poosay :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      THIS post reminds me of how MsTake be hiding in attics (after closing) of the Ponderosas when we go there on the 1st and 15th of every month. Talmbout she want Food Privacy :rollseyes:
      Except they'on be calling the police :nono: they be :cell: Orkin man thinking they got mouse problems from the mess :yes:

      :kona:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :popcorn:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      i hate Taken :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      iWasteTime says:

      I want to know Lurk family!
      Lurk sell that chit to Twyla Perry!
      I needs to see this !
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      :no: You don't want to know 'em. Hell I don't want to know about 70% of 'em. Specially them fools on my bio's side. I only see them about twice a year. Maybe. I go visit on a Friday night, I'm back home Saturday before dinner time. I can't take their dumb asses. But I love when my mama call me with the latest foolishness. SHE makes that shyt sound like a big budget movie everytime.

    • WhoDat

      Man me and BFF in our going to meeting clothes cause we had went to church, then lunch, then was gonna go to the baby shower. At lunch, her mama called BFF and was like get your cousin from work for me she at XYZ. I cant leave work right now (they ALL nurses). BFF ask me, I say no problem. After that there chit? We dropped lil cuz (she aint all that damn lil. She about 7 years younger than us. too damn old to be fighting) azz SMOOVE off. :steer: Getcho azz OUT. I cant go to damn jail in my CHURCH clothes.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

      cant leave work right now (they ALL nurses).
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      *sucks teef* she lyin :rolleyes: :rofl:

    • iWasteTime

      Between 1990-1996, we used to go to Golden East Crossing Mall and just chill in the parking lot, cause it was bound to be something jumping off every Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. Somebody start shooting, we just duck down in the car until the fracas clears. Then we’d all get out again. YOUNG & DUMB

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      :dead: :ghost:

    • whitty hutton

      saint cinders sue said:
      i hate Taken :crying1:
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      +1 :lol: