Shaynna Montie

The psycho who mutilated the corpse of her husband's ex as she lay in a casket, also cut off both of the woman's breasts and one of her toes.

Earlier reports indicated Shaynna Simms, 26, only sliced the woman's face from the tip of her nose to her hairline and cut off her hair.

Simms, pictured above with her husband, Montie (previously reported as her boyfriend), was arrested and charged with desecration of a corpse after the deceased woman's mother chased her out of the Tulsa funeral home.

The deceased's mother told police her daughter's face was sliced open and her shoes had been stolen.

Police later found Simms inside the deceased woman's apartment. The woman's son let Simms in when she told him she was there to collect jewelry for the funeral.

An anonymous relative of the deceased reached out to News on 6 to clarify that the woman Sims attacked, identified only as Tabatha, was never romantically involved with Sims's husband, Montie (previously reported as Sims's boyfriend). Tabatha and Montie were friends from high school. Tabatha's family is confused as to why Sims's attacked her corpse, but Sims reportedly told authorities the two were "frenemies."

Sims, a mother of two, was also previously charged with child neglect in February and a charge of assault and battery in April. She has not given a motivation behind her attack on the corpse.

Sims' bond was set at $10,000 for desecrating the corpse and an additional $10,000 for an earlier aggravated assault charge.

In February she was charged with child neglect and she pleaded guilty to an aggravated assault charge in April.

Sims has since bonded out of jail.

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    • Meme81

      If he stays with this nutcase, he better sleep with a hockey mask on and a cup- cuz she's not well AT ALL! :no:

    • SummerBaby

      :no:

    • SummerBaby

      These two actually look like one of the couples I've seen on Snapped.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :wtf: is really going on ......l. the hell is wrong with people ..... bytch die ... and I usually would never say no shyt like dat ..... damn :no:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      But how? :huh:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Chile if you hate a person that much .... you couldn't possibly have a soul :banned: <<< burn in hell

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Look at the chimley story linked to this one. Its some crazy ass ppl out here.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Sims’ bond was set at $10,000 for desecrating the corpse and an additional $10,000 for an earlier aggravated assault charge.
      _______________

      :wtf: chile .... I would be on candler rd ret nah getting a crackhead to :shank: this bytch .. for 10.00 dollars FOH 2015 ... I can not believe folks

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Welp. My aleve done kicked in. Im going home now. :hi:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiALdvRJZyo Milanisti

      what in the ENTIRE eff... :eek:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      User Friendly says:

      Look at the chimley story linked to this one. Its some crazy ass ppl out here.
      ______________

      CHILE crazy is an understatement .... this is why been pulling away from media period lawd :sad:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      wait! dis bish SCALPED a corpse???!!! dis tew murch... :ghost:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Nite User! :hug:

    • whitty hutton

      BBD have SOME folks going batshyt crazy!! Peen is a helluva drug! :lol: :sad:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Sims has since bonded out of jail.
      _____________

      America :facepalm: chile even in death ya gotta wworry bout fools stabbing ya ... damn :no: with embalming fluid in ya :ghost: sheesh :phew: that's some deep twisted shyt

    • Str8tUpMenace

      That bish is just plain crazy as chit. And to know that her azz has kids, and is out on bail, walking around freely amongst other people :hide:

      And I've always hated the term, “frenemies.” :no: Damn that chit. If ion fugg with you, ion fugg with you. Ain't no in between. :no:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      White women SO angry and aggressive. :-)

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      also cut off both of the woman’s breasts and one of her toes.

      **********

      How much time did she have with the corpse. She was just a hacking away.

      At least old dude here who was :hump: the corpse, partied with them. :smoke: and :cheers: before violating them. She no Vaselined her :(

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Cutting ya titty off :ghost:

    • inter_loop

      Her anger is misplaced. A man knows who to shut down another woman for the sake of his main chick if he really wanted to. So for her to feel like she needed to do this to get back at the girl shows how much a sham her relationship is anyway

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Cutting ya toe off :ghost:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Hell they better check the man in the lil boat (clit) :ghost: probably snipped that too :no: damn !

    • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

      She don't look like dat no mo. Her face think in her much shot. She look like a meth head nut job. Just cause the family say nothing was going on don't mean nothing was going on.

    • inter_loop

      But she had the stomach to cut off a today and toe?! She's a different type of woman. She's probably German. You know the Germans under Hitler did some sick shid

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      wow.. she ain't right in the head. :eek:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      Nefertiti ePoundCake$$--->OhTaBizzle says:

      White women SO angry and aggressive. :-)

      _____________________

      They really are though. Dangerous Women, that show, 98% of the women who make it on there are alabaster :yes: :lol:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Montie up there lookin a lil casket-ish himself :eek:
      :think: they either on them narcotics or they devil worshippers. and I say "they" cause aint now way in hail i'll stay w/Mister if he showed he was capable of something like this :nono: if she bailed out of jail and he let her come back home, he get whatever comes with it :shrug:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Nefertiti ePoundCake$$--->OhTaBizzle says:

      White women SO angry and aggressive. :-)
      ----------
      :lolsign:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      inter_loop says:

      Her anger is misplaced
      ______

      This bytch cray :no: anger my azz ... bytch need to be locked away...... these types have no solution other than strapped in somebody asylum :no: there is no logic to this demon :nono:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      I bet his dumb azz is the one that bailed her sick azz out

    • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Her face is thin in her mug shot. Not whatever the heck I said above in fluent Fantasia which I can write but not read or speak.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Ah fuggin demon walking around. I see you ho

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      thanks for this little bit of information.. i was sitting here like :thinking: i wonder if she cut her titties off too :no:
      *slips in earphones to listen to the rest of this Sia album* So far I have Eye of the Needle on my "Random playlist" in addition to the old one (Chandelier) by buddy @OTB introduced me to :heart:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Her anger is misplaced. A man knows who to shut down another woman for the sake of his main chick if he really wanted to. So for her to feel like she needed to do this to get back at the girl shows how much a sham her relationship is anyway

      _________

      Loop he prolly fukking somebody different right now. :yes: Unless they dumped him when this story hit the light. :lol:

    • inter_loop

      Yea Jenie, you're right. No reasoning with this type. I mean, it's almost like reasoning with a racist.

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Nefertiti ePoundCake$$--->OhTaBizzle says:

      White women SO angry and aggressive. :-)
      ___________________

      :fistbump: Ain't they??? Oxygen channel be dedicated to them bishes every Sunday (got this from a fellow Rose) :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Oh Jenny!!!! :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      She’s probably German.
      ________
      Avida zen (or whatever they say) :ghost:

    • WhoDat

      WHAT WAS her motivation?

      Bish you gone DIE today!

      She was already damn dead?

      I mean wtf? :wtf:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      ...or is it Deadly Women...whichever one, they feature excessively.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      I bet his dumb azz is the one that bailed her sick azz out
      ___________

      If so he deserve to have his peen sliced in half, peen meat scooped out and fed to his stupid damn azz :nono:

    • Unshakable

      @Menace,

      Ezackly......ain't no lukewarm or straddlin the fence. Wither we cool/cordial or we're not. Simpa as that.

      @Topic,

      I wonder whet happened in life that would prompt her to hate the deceased so much in death. There are just lines you don't cross. :nono:

      Furthermore, how she have all this time to play doctor and do a nip and tuck on the corpse? Where the fune peepa at? :think:

      She may have been searching for a phone in the deceased and got distracted. :think:

    • WhoDat

      WHITE devil!

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Hell they better check the man in the lil boat (****) probably snipped that too damn !
      ___________

      :rofl: :rofl: !!!!! This is what you call 38 hot. I thought I been mad before. Apparently not! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Was she PreMed?! :blink:
      :wtf:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      White women SO angry and aggressive. :-)
      ________________________

      aint it! :rofl: chile, a pure menace behind the wheel :phew:
      somebody need to do a study :tea:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      inter_loop says:

      Yea Jenie, you’re right. No reasoning with this type. I mean, it’s almost like reasoning with a racist.
      __________

      I mean this is some sick shyt :no: I ain't nevahhhhh heard of no mess like this :phew:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      She_ShowOut says:

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      Just had a “hot flash”. Pissed me the hail off b/c I’m at work and cant really strip. im tempted to close my door :(
      _____________________
      Oooh that reminds me of my fav meme Fucc Clothes It’s Friday :yahoo:
      ------------
      if it wasn't for lil razz I'd be at the house in my drawls when it's time for me to go home. Bout to make it a straight up ice box later on. AND make mr. go get me some ice cream since he ate mine. he said he had a "sore throak". :rolleyes:

      :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      WhoDat says:

      WHITE devil!
      ___________

      come thru :crying1:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      That bish said, this lil piggy went to the market, this lil piggy stayed home.... :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Did they ever say how the lady died?

    • inter_loop

      Nefe, probably?! Once he found out she went ham (pigs feet, yum!) at the funeral parlor, he bonked another chick just to forget the thought for a moment. Believe me. We men can use sex, and the intense dose of dopamine (thanks, Sandra for the knowledge) that comes with it, to relieve a lot of real and imagined pain.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Oh Menace :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Ah fuggin demon walking around. I see you ho
      _____________

      ChilE I hollered for real :crying:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Unshakable says:

      @Menace,
      Ezackly……ain’t no lukewarm or straddlin the fence. Wither we cool/cordial or we’re not. Simpa as that.
      @Topic,
      I wonder whet happened in life that would prompt her to hate the deceased so much in death. There are just lines you don’t cross. :nono:
      Furthermore, how she have all this time to play doctor and do a nip and tuck on the corpse? Where the fune peepa at? :think:
      She may have been searching for a phone in the deceased and got distracted. :think:
      ________________________________

      She was searching for the doc's bluetooth to his phone :lol:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      there is no logic to this demon :nono:
      ______________________________

      Jenie, you forgot to say "the power of Christ compels you" :rofl: :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      WhoDat says:

      WHITE devil!
      ------------
      That scene with that Kendra girl (who husband cheated on her with a tranny) screaming at dude saying THE DEVEL HAS TAKEN YOUR SOUL!! :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      That bish said, this lil piggy went to the market, this lil piggy stayed home…
      _________

      The fact that she even walked up to corpse got me ... chile at anybody funeral I stay back like 6 ft ... feel like the body be bout to come out the casket :karate: what is wrong with people

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Ah fuggin demon walking around. I see you ho
      ____________________________

      that's exactly what I said when Sandra did the firs post on 'it'! :hide:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Nancy Drew Ain't Studdin' You :yawn: says:

      there is no logic to this demon :nono:
      ______________________________
      Jenie, you forgot to say “the power of Christ compels you”
      _______________

      Loose ya demon :nun: :karate: Get thee behind me :karate:

    • inter_loop

      Mistaken,

      It's "auf Wiedersehen"

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      “Random playlist”
      _

      Currently#

      Snoh Aalegra.. EMotional
      Tink.. Millions/2and2/count on you/country boys :heart:
      Maejor and jermih get you alone
      Plies and KCamp FInd You :party:

    • WhoDat

      maybe the dead woman had toes like Claudia.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Unless they dumped him when this story hit the light. :lol:
      ______________________________

      you gotta know when ta fold 'em :hahaha:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      WhoDat says:
      WHITE devil!
      ————
      That scene with that Kendra girl (who husband cheated on her with a tranny) screaming at dude saying THE DEVEL HAS TAKEN YOUR SOUL!! :crying1:
      ____________________

      She shoulda said a nigga took your azz hole :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      *Scrolls back up* She does put you in the mind of Linda Blair in The Exorcist around the eyes. Go look, but not for too long just in case...

    • harley_quinn

      So she Lorena Bobitt a corpse? Crazy hoe. :facepalm:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      She may have been searching for a phone in the deceased and got distracted.
      ________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOO :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Bish you gone DIE today!

      She was already damn dead?
      _____________________

      :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I know the family bout ready to :shotsfired: chile this would be one time I would have just lost my religion :phew:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      I see you ho
      __

      Oooh chile :crying1: Hey Friend. LMAOOOO :hug:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:
      WhoDat says:
      WHITE devil!
      ————
      That scene with that Kendra girl (who husband cheated on her with a tranny) screaming at dude saying THE DEVEL HAS TAKEN YOUR SOUL!! :crying1:
      ____________________
      She shoulda said a nigga took your azz hole
      ______________

      Cold world :ghost:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      She may have been searching for a phone in the deceased and got distracted. :think:
      ____________________________

      :rofl: :hahaha:
      you go! now! :chase:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      maybe the dead woman had toes like Claudia.
      ________

      They offend from the grave :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Dubb :rofl: chile :ghost:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      I got legit TEARS behind that White Devil shout .. . :crying1:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      WhoDat says:
      WHITE devil!
      ————
      That scene with that Kendra girl (who husband cheated on her with a tranny) screaming at dude saying THE DEVIL HAS TAKEN YOUR SOUL!! :crying1:
      ____________________

      She shoulda said a nigga took your azz hole :rofl:
      -----------
      :ghost:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Did they ever say how the lady died?
      __________

      Closed casket nah ... whew chile :phew:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      WHITE devil!
      ___________________

      :hahaha: lawd, where Gigi! she need to come see bout this "devil bytch" here :rofl:

    • harley_quinn

      Now that you mentioned it she does look like Linda Blair after she :hurl:
      the pea soup

    • Str8tUpMenace

      :dead: Did Dub just call that bish a damn "equinsu ocha"??????? :dead:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Her anger is misplaced. A man knows who to shut down another woman for the sake of his main chick if he really wanted to. So for her to feel like she needed to do this to get back at the girl shows how much a sham her relationship is anyway
      _________

      Nefertiti ePoundCake$$--->OhTaBizzle says:

      Loop he prolly fukking somebody different right now. :yes: Unless they dumped him when this story hit the light. :lol:
      ---------------

      All men cheat if given the opportunity. It's in their DNA. None of us would exist if men didn't cheat since the beginning to time. Men have certain primal instincts that take over when females of child birthing age are present. Women should understand what they are getting into when they agree to cohabitate with a man.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      That bish said, this lil piggy went to the market, this lil piggy stayed home…. :lol:
      _______________________

      :crying1:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Nefe, probably?! Once he found out she went ham (pigs feet, yum!) at the funeral parlor, he bonked another chick just to forget the thought for a moment. Believe me. We men can use sex, and the intense dose of dopamine (thanks, Sandra for the knowledge) that comes with it, to relieve a lot of real and imagined pain.
      ___________

      I HATE YOU FOR THE PIGS FEET COMMENT. Cause they Pink Toes. :crying1: Was the deceased White yall? Brown? WHAT??????????????

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      So I guess us regular folks need security round the corpse these day .... they may add that shyt to funeral package eventually .. . damn :no: that's messed up

    • iWasteTime

      :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      @Unshake: Why I had my kids :thinking:
      #1 Pure love. It was an oopsie but it wasn’t her fault. It was my choice that got me into it. Although I loved Harpo Lord know’d I did I had dreams of grad school and picket fences before all of that. I also felt that I had no choice. When I told my mom she said you know you have options (which is funny cause I was a college grad) but I think when I told her nah I am keeping it she exhaled like :phew: she passed the test
      #2 Joy: We wanted another baby so bad. Had tried for a while. Many miscarriages and illusions of a boy later she came. My TakenPorty :heart: Awe man why am I teary about to cry? I don’t know why. I’m thankful (Marshawn voice)
      #3 Fate. I was barely 5 months out of not being pregnant when I found out I was again. I said this HAS to be a boy. That has to be the reason (not lack of BC :lol: ) I am pregnant again so quickly. I wasn’t going to risk it. When I got the confirmation :nun: When I held him in my arms I felt complete. He looked at me :eek: like I was his world. Still does. I felt like I had created perfection on earth through all of them. They are my heart and soul. The best of me. All that I am. Now excuse me while I go to a room and cry. Cause I am happy :crying1:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Closed casket nah …

      _______

      Lawd. What chall done did to Jenie. :crying1:

      LMMFAOOOOOO :tape:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      So I guess us regular folks need security round the corpse these day …. they may add that shyt to funeral package eventually .. . damn :no: that’s messed up
      __________________________________

      That and metal detectors at the door for the hood funerals, cuz fools will :shotsfired: at a funeral.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Loose ya demon :nun: :karate: Get thee behind me :karate:
      ______________________________

      *follows closely behind Jenis flinging Holy water* :kona: :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Sandra if that's yo way of coaxing folks to women FAIL !!!! :ban: << with love of course :love:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      Mistaken,
      It’s “auf Wiedersehen”
      _____________
      :yes: Sure is! Thanks

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      So pregnancy boobs- they've gotten big to where they rest on my stomach especially while sitting...

      I was sitting down talking to Mr. about saving before we separate.

      Baby Gabey is long... He kicks me in my ribs while I'm talking and causes my boob to jump. Does it three more times...

      Mr: :huh: :eek: Yo tiddies possedsed (said like Miss Chi Chi from To Wong Foo) or some shyt? why they moving like that?!

      :crying1: I couldn't even answer b/c of how it sounded and how hard I was laughing... :no: ended up having a contraction.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Go look, but not for too long just in case…
      ____________________________

      yall so ignant :no: :rofl:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Go look, but not for too long just in case…
      _______

      Plucking off eyebrows in order to draw them back on. Thinly. :huh: Signs of crazy.

      Back teef showing..gay. Or Crazy. If you female. :yes: Blog rules..

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Nancy Drew Ain't Studdin' You :yawn: says:

      Loose ya demon :nun: :karate: Get thee behind me :karate:
      ______________________________
      *follows closely behind Jenis flinging Holy water*
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      Chile Nancy you can be next to me with that sprinkle thing the priest be using.... when they be slanging that holy water :ghost:

    • Gigi26

      :eek: LOOK AT THIS DEVIL BISH! Lawd had the audacity. :no: couldn't be my kin, that bytch would've came close to seeing her maker that day...

      How you desecrate the face of the woman then chopped off her breasts?! Like what you finna use em fo bytch? I mean...da hell?!

      And Monty simp ass prolly was just ah grinning or making all kinds of excuses for this devil. Lawdt.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      Sandra stays firm in the opinion that men who don't cheat are unicorns. I've :thinking: about that theory, and the evidence of it's validity is everywhere...but while I do agree that at some point in their lives most men have cheated, I do think that they are capable of being faithful in future relationships if they so desire.

    • WhoDat

      I don't know race of deceased. But I dont do feet. If you over 8 keep your feet to yourself. Why the fugg you taking dead folks shoes off? And gonna relieve them of ONE toe. Why that toe? What did that toe DO??? :wail:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      So pregnancy boobs- they’ve gotten big to where they rest on my stomach especially while sitting…
      _________

      Lord been there :crying1: I feel yo pain bew ... bring it in :hug: :kiss: it will be okay ... wait till that milk drop :eek:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      WhoDat says:

      I don’t know race of deceased. But I dont do feet. If you over 8 keep your feet to yourself. Why the fugg you taking dead folks shoes off? And gonna relieve them of ONE toe. Why that toe? What did that toe DO???
      __________

      even da funeral home don't do feet .... I think they dress ya from waist up :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      @FREN I listened to Tink "Million" the other day :yes: She has skills
      Some old classics on my random list I am listening to:
      I Never Told You by Colbie Colliat
      Okay by Nivea :oops: but not. It rides. ATL HOE :hahaha:
      Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve
      Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheehan
      Mirror by Lil Wayne
      Tennis Court by Lorde
      I got to be in a mood for this list. Guess I am in it :rofl:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      All men cheat if given the opportunity. It’s in their DNA. None of us would exist if men didn’t cheat since the beginning to time. Men have certain primal instincts that take over when females of child birthing age are present. Women should understand what they are getting into when they agree to cohabitate with a man.
      ________

      :confused: You stay getting HALF the comments. A GIST. I only stayed like four nights. :no:

      LMBOOOOO Sandra come sit by me and hug our fonts!!! :hug: My younger siblings wouldnt be here if my daddy didnt cheat/beat. You dead right bout that. Imma remind them later too. They always owe me. Middle child extraordinaire. :shrug: :biggrin:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      None of us would exist if men didn’t cheat since the beginning to time.
      ______________________________

      so :think: my deddy was cheating on somebody when he married my mama? well whoever she is, she bet not come for my mama at this stage in the game :karate: (course my mama might would tell her she can have his a$$) :think: :rofl:

    • pointhimout

      WOW she should not be out of jail honestly.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      pointhimout says:

      WOW she should not be out of jail honestly.
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      America :no:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Gigi26 says:

      :eek: LOOK AT THIS DEVIL BISH!
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      :ghost:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Sandra stays firm in the opinion that men who don’t cheat are unicorns. I’ve about that theory, and the evidence of it’s validity is everywhere…but while I do agree that at some point in their lives most men have cheated, I do think that they are capable of being faithful in future relationships if they so desire.
      _________

      She like to get us going MOD. Im waiting for the day somebody ask about her own "figure" :lol: WONT BE ME THO. I LOVE MY LOGIN AND SANDRA. :kiss:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      GIGS :dead: and :ghost: WHO PUT OUT THE BAT SIGNAL FOR YOU. I blame them. ANd thank them. :heart:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      I only stayed like four nights. :no:
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      :hahaha: #factsonly

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Monty simp ass

      ^^^ when the tears hit my cheeks... :crying1:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      So I guess us regular folks need security round the corpse these day …. they may add that shyt to funeral package eventually .. . damn :no: that’s messed up
      _______________________________

      dis bish look like she crazy enough to hide in the graveyard til dark, and be out there on all fours tryna dig up the corpse :no: I mean, I really believe the devil is alive and well in her right now. Montie, bruh, you in dainja :no:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I left the top off this blue pen again ... ya'll should see my forearm :sad: been over her typing :typing: pen been right under my forearm :sad: I have so much ink on my arm :crying:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      (course my mama might would tell her she can have his a$$)
      _______

      And ask to be reimbursed for her troubles mkay :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      Plucking off eyebrows in order to draw them back on. Thinly. :huh: Signs of crazy.

      Back teef showing..gay. Or Crazy. If you female. :yes: Blog rules..
      --------------------
      :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      They are my heart and soul. The best of me. All that I am. Now excuse me while I go to a room and cry. Cause I am happy :crying1:
      ___________________________

      :crying1: that's so brutiful :hug:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      The best of me. All that I am. Now excuse me while I go to a room and cry. Cause I am happy
      ________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Update me in oh about 5-8 yrs. :thankyou:

    • Gigi26

      Look at that pic of em..Monty ass smilin like look at mah woman ain't she fine!?! Ole simp nigga! And she got that fukkin snookie sprite style that them devil bishes liken to tryin to look "down" I'm surprised the bytch don't have that Kate plus 8 do. Ole trash ass bytch!

      And why the fukk she cut a toe awf tho?! The dead chick got to be a sprite. Cuz us negroes don't play that shyt...Hell if it was a sista that was dead that bytch wouldn't even be allowed IN THE HOUSE. Give that bytch a chek soda from the window! :tea:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :newpost:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      why they moving like that?!
      __________

      DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :crying1: Sorry Fren. Your chit must be HUGE. OUCH. :hug: <-- not tight.

      My chit started paining just thinking about engorgment. They all beautiful when you pregnint, but when you drop :eek: :phew: But I bet you just GAWJUS right now. :love:

    • Unshakable

      @TakeTake,

      That was seaux beaullifah. It almost made my eyes water. You sare a good mama! :applause: You scronger than thoroughbred's neck! :yes:

      @Razz,

      What you talmbout...talkin to Mr Razz before you separate? Where your breasts finna go? To your knees? Who separating? Not you and Mr Razz! :nono: You and him go back like a recliner...like bootsy collins and p funk...like naomi and her edges.....

      Lawd, come thru Holy Ghost Sway...just come on thru...:ghost:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Chile Nancy you can be next to me with that sprinkle thing the priest be using…. when they be slanging that holy water :ghost:
      ____________________________________

      girl if that was my job, I'd be up in there with a super soaker, just spraying bishes :shotsfired:

    • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

      Look at that pic of em..Monty ass smilin like look at mah woman ain’t she fine!?! Ole simp nigga! And she got that fukkin snookie sprite style that them devil bishes liken to tryin to look “down” I’m surprised the bytch don’t have that Kate plus 8 do. Ole trash ass bytch!

      And why the fukk she cut a toe awf tho?! The dead chick got to be a sprite. Cuz us negroes don’t play that shyt…Hell if it was a sista that was dead that bytch wouldn’t even be allowed IN THE HOUSE. Give that bytch a chek soda from the window!

      ___________

      :wail: :wail: EVERYTHANGGGGG

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      *faints* and there go Gigi! I almost pooted! :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      So pregnancy boobs- they’ve gotten big to where they rest on my stomach especially while sitting…
      _________

      Lord been there :crying1: I feel yo pain bew … bring it in :hug: :kiss: it will be okay … wait till that milk drop :eek:
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      Chile we love em. Mr. find any reason to play grab the tittie. :facepalm:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      GIGS :dead: and :ghost: WHO PUT OUT THE BAT SIGNAL FOR YOU.
      _____________________________

      *raise hand, weakly* it were me... :phew: that "DEVIL BISH" font did my heart good, and bad... I caint breeve :ghost:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      And ask to be reimbursed for her troubles mkay :rofl:
      ______________________________

      :hahaha:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Give that bytch a chek soda from the window! :tea:
      ________________________

      *lets out a deep soulful moan-laugh like Ms. Sophia* :crying1:

    • http://pinkcottonent.com JerseyMom

      I just don't know what to write on this one. :WTF: