Men, always review your notes when you meet a woman who gives you mixed signals. Pay close attention to the skeletal structure. Female impersonators can alter their outward appearances with hormone shots and surgery, but they can’t change their skeletal structure.
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complimentary word used to describe a M2F transexual who’s feminine appearance is totally convincing.
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This one kinda favors my fave meme. Look closely. It’s a surprise at the end
That dayum ladyboy shirt ?
I see balls! LOL
Gawd damn… That’s a man????? ssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiittttttt… This is scary! Those hands sort of gives it away……. a tad, but ddaaammmmmnnnn..
OMG! Lmaoooooooooooooo I can’t this morning……
TGIF!
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Good morning yall and Happy Fridayyyyy!!!!!!
Hands, lack of hips…. Glad I’m a woman…jeez be careful fellas
Well at least he is stating what he is so there won’t be confusion with the Ladyboy shirt.
I just said this lol. Well he at least saying he a man
A lot of women don’t have hips though.
Nope. Look at Kantgetright Tran.
Why?
Dats the surprise!
True indeed
A trans works at the Apple store in Lennox. When he opened his mouth, his voice said straight male. And his hands were gigantic.
Honesty is the best policy but I bet you some fool thought that meant ‘she’ was a ‘Tom boy’
She’s cute but you still can tell something ain’t right. She could fool a drunk man I guess
I’m OFF Tuhday! Hallelu, to the Father be the GLAWRYYYY!
Enjoy your day Wut.
You’re right ?
GM chick… SMH just got his azz all out on the couch.. That’s why I don’t like sitting down on people stuff..
I’m starting to look at everybody’s brow ridge due Sandras posts.
I…am..sew…jelly right now… I wanna be chillin in the bed too! lololol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adf60a6e2371eb61ed06e11e80488e695ce1b05aba500eece1116c5034cde3bf.gif
Textbook example of a Thai ladyboi… Good morning Roses.
That is exactly where I am. Didn’t plan to wake up until later but I went to bed all early and shyt like I had something to do today.
Turn your phone off and put it on the charger!!
Good Morning and I’m late to the party.
I was so happy for that verdict down stairs! Now lets see how much time he is really going to do!
Me too! Especially the IG “models”
LOL Sandra this one is definitely clockable not to mention sickly looking.
Just be honest about your genetics when your exterior and interior may not match.
I guess when I used to update my FB page regularly, I was a model too. Smh
Gm. I’m dead at all your dack, balls an boi puss on folks couch??
That’s not from my foam. That was a screen shot someone sent me eons ago. Was like what’s wrong with this pic.
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Completely clockable with skinny man pelvis and hips.
Chile ???
I loveded me some MC Hammer!
It’s slow in here today so I guess I’ll go find some breakfast.
I identify as male on the inside.
Lawd hope my brother being careful out there chile! He always talking about getting his dang sucked by the baddest chick out here. I always questioned his last chick.
Bring me a bagel from Bruegger’s off of Miami. By the low Quintiles buildings. I will buy yourn ??
I hate you. Lol
See I wasn’t thinking about food till you LOL!
LMAOOO
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I had one at the Walgreens. Makeup- nice. Hair- great. Smelling- good. Voice- bronchitis. Hands- Jenner.
#damn
I seent it. And promptly closed my jaw when it dropped.
Bye girl. lmao
Lol. Sorry?
That’s why people should still put the old plastic slip covers on the couch. Wipe that mess down with bleach, soap, and water. smdh.
Goooooooood Morning!!!!
That up top is? YUCK! This is the ? I’m living in?!?. Somebody hold me ?.
Ha! I actually thought about going there too. A bacon, egg and cheese bagel would be sewwww good right now.
I used to be in that place every week.
Wait…I just got here. Don’t leave me in here with ^^^^^^^un?able
When I was at Q..I was there every DAY. Folks knew my order. ?And in the Qcafe for lunch. Damn huge salad for $4.
That sounds so good. I’ll have to picture that when I eat my daily oatmeal with berries and almond milk?. So jelly right now?
I don’t think they should be allowed to work in a disguise. The dress code should be universal, not only for some.
I do. ??
You mean the triangles and trapezoids that differ on men and women?
I eat oatmeal a lot I just want something different today.
Well sir, fine then. lol
Bronchitis ???
Round that time of the month I know I should have been a boy.
There is one that works in the Macy’s below me. 6 foot 5 looking, blonde lacefront, tight pants, and drawn on eyebrows and bad eyelashes…and sounds like Ja Rule…smdh. Works in the shoe department. smh. A real mess.
My weight and stomach won’t let me stray. Them white peoples(joke?) BMI chart won’t let me be great.
I know the feeling when it first opened that the manager knew me so well that he could do that too plus he throw extra stuff in there also it was great. Well not to my pants but to my tummy and mouth it was wonderful
Skeletal structure Sandra ? I think I see it lol. The rib cage? I’m confused. Most of them don’t tell men they are trams .
Lmao. I’m here ain’t got much to do today.
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Men don’t like to do further investigation. Checking the neck for an Adams Apple is an obsolete trick nowadays.
*giggle* DEAD!
I won’t hold you but I’ll feed you. Pushes bagel in your face.
That’s what the trans said that’s on Couples Therapy. She said her trans friends mingle in with real women at the clubs and men are non the wiser.
Ja Rule?!?! Damn. How you gone work in Macy’s being a hotmess?
You can only fake a high pitch for so long.
I don’t know if he/she had the surgery. He/she wore the blue polo and black pants- that’s uniform, right?
*Slaps bagel down* YOU KNOW I CAN’T EAT THAT ?? Fine I’ll hold myself ?
Lmao. My goal weight is still fat per their scale. Smh
Lol yeah.
I have an unclockables story. When I first came to Atlanta in the late 90’s, a girl friend and I decided to hit the club one night. Well we got there stood in line for about 10 min before we noticed that it was a gay club. These ladybois were dressed better than us. They looked and acted like women. Then we ran the hell outta there. #welcometoAtlanta
Looking back I can laugh now but I was straight traumatized back then. SMH
That’s what I was thinking. And had the nerve to have an attitude. I was just shaking my head.
I planned on that… pushes another bagel in your face. See its ‘skinny’ they took some of the bread away
My fat ass off the chart. *skips my size 12 happy ass off someplace*
Gotta Be More Careful, somebody doesn’t know you supposed to put that away.??
*skips with you to Brueggers*
Them BIG azz hands look like crab claws!!! LMBO!!!!!
Mine too. I like the slim thick look. The weight they want is like the stick figure on RiRi page
Attitude! Look sir, don’t be mad your clodhoppers aren’t sold in the women’s department.
I truly believe you are infatuated with transgendered , transsexuals, etc. Who really cares, this is nothing new . Why do you continue to showcase these people?
True! She had the biggest hands for a woman that I have ever ever seen!
Good Morning?? Stop Hammertime #offkeystyle
And I’m on a diet to top it. Why am I thinking about ribs in the a.m.?
I’m obese according to the chart but I is happy as well. My clothes are a little pissed though…?
LIES! I’m eating it anyway. YOLO!
Xactly. ?
Like this? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f3f9fe744c1ae04e6659aabeb58815dd71417d450c4e5f344a2ef395424b20a.gif
I thought we were done with the unclockables ….
I would really like to find a real unclockable to go out with sometimes.. but they to busy being ho s
Tell ya brother to watch out man ?
His testicles hanging out from under that skirt gives it away.
When they turn 40 they will all be wearing wigs to cover the male pattern baldness. Their mind is telling them girl, but their bodies, their bodes is telling them girl.
YES YES HUNTY! Don’t that look! Trouble maker LOL says my belly!
KHAKI!
WHOOT!
Tiny as can be…but BIG OL MAN HANDS!
Lol #truth
Surprised it got hired looking and sounding like that…but hey guess you gotta cater to the population that shops there…
Looks just like them dudes in Thailand!
Its already wearing the Tshirt «Ladyboy»…..
It still doesn’t look like a woman to me.
LAWD ????
Well the tshirt is disclosure… But still wish those cupcakes were tucked under the shirt ?.
I almost hit the floor when he was helping me one day. I was not ready!
I CAME INTO WORK TODAY DANCING LIKE THIS…ITS KINDA GLOOMY OUTDOORS BUT THIS FRIDAY FEELS NIIIIICE
I saw the video is his bish made behind. Sobbing and carrying on. The time he was given will not heal the wounds of the victims. May he rot.
I don’t know if this is common knowledge, but it seems Kevin Hart is set to appear in a remake of Coming to America.
My sister dated an unlock able ftm. She swears she had no idea. They were making out and she put her hands on her chest and was like “these are titties!”
She said the girl laughed, ” I thought you knew boo”
Shudders.
That is so funny. You said “disguise”!!
He was very clockable though. Too big and stout.
Dang I didn’t even notice that. SMH
The sad part is some men won’t even care, because it’s a pretty face and body. Nowadays us real women don’t stand a chance SMH.
Something always seems ” off” about them.
Men are visual creatures so most don’t pay attention
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Thank you on behalf of the person I’m trying to hire to singe the memory from my mind. I can’t unsee this ish or that synthetic bob.
Just putting small balls sweat all over somebody’s cushion. I would be mad as hell.
Let me put this out their for the ‘real’ ladies……..your package is not a “V” but is indeed a bat and balls, you good sir needs to wear draws.
her face looks like Ladyboy….
her face looks like Ladyboy….
Men don’t care. Ladyboy above can get it from 8/10 men. I guarantee it. Men pretend to not know or you aint tell me, etc. Trust me, they know and don’t care. Y’all should follow some of these TS’s on IG. you’d be surprised at the number of men liking their pics (yep, he knows) and commenting on their pics. No shade.
Welcome to 2001 everybody. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like it’s better than yours, damn right it’s better than yours, he can teach you, but he has to charge.
Men don’t care. Ladyboy above can get it from 8/10 men. I guarantee it. Men pretend to not know or you aint tell me, etc. Trust me, they know and don’t care. Y’all should follow some of these TS’s on IG. you’d be surprised at the number of men liking their pics (yep, he knows) and commenting on their pics. No shade.
Welcome to 2001 everybody. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like it’s better than yours, damn right it’s better than yours, he can teach you, but he has to charge.
The hands
Yuck
Miss Girl you really are obsessed with these trannie gals.
I cant tell at all , even by the skeletal structure on the one pictured but that damn Joseline, thats a damn man .