unclockable

Men, always review your notes when you meet a woman who gives you mixed signals. Pay close attention to the skeletal structure. Female impersonators can alter their outward appearances with hormone shots and surgery, but they can’t change their skeletal structure.

un•clock•a•ble

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complimentary word used to describe a M2F transexual who's feminine appearance is totally convincing.

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  • Too Many Colors

    This one kinda favors my fave meme. Look closely. It's a surprise at the end

  • SummerBaby

    That dayum ladyboy shirt ?

  • Joyce Jones

    I see balls! LOL

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    Gawd damn... That's a man????? ssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiittttttt... This is scary! Those hands sort of gives it away....... a tad, but ddaaammmmmnnnn..

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    OMG! Lmaoooooooooooooo I can't this morning......

    TGIF!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    ??????

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Good morning yall and Happy Fridayyyyy!!!!!!

  • Missy

    Hands, lack of hips.... Glad I'm a woman...jeez be careful fellas

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Well at least he is stating what he is so there won't be confusion with the Ladyboy shirt.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I just said this lol. Well he at least saying he a man

  • Blaque Mahogany

    A lot of women don't have hips though.

  • PhenomenalWomanThatIsMe

    Nope. Look at Kantgetright Tran.

  • AnonymousRose

    Why?

  • Too Many Colors

    Dats the surprise!

  • SummerBaby

    True indeed

  • OvertheMississippi

    A trans works at the Apple store in Lennox. When he opened his mouth, his voice said straight male. And his hands were gigantic.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Honesty is the best policy but I bet you some fool thought that meant 'she' was a 'Tom boy'

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    She's cute but you still can tell something ain't right. She could fool a drunk man I guess

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'm OFF Tuhday! Hallelu, to the Father be the GLAWRYYYY!

    Enjoy your day Wut.

  • SummerBaby

    You're right ?

  • AllmylifeIhadtofight

    GM chick... SMH just got his azz all out on the couch.. That's why I don't like sitting down on people stuff..

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'm starting to look at everybody's brow ridge due Sandras posts.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I...am..sew...jelly right now... I wanna be chillin in the bed too! lololol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adf60a6e2371eb61ed06e11e80488e695ce1b05aba500eece1116c5034cde3bf.gif

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Textbook example of a Thai ladyboi... Good morning Roses.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    That is exactly where I am. Didn't plan to wake up until later but I went to bed all early and shyt like I had something to do today.

  • iWasteTime

    Turn your phone off and put it on the charger!!

  • iWasteTime

    Good Morning and I'm late to the party.
    I was so happy for that verdict down stairs! Now lets see how much time he is really going to do!

  • SummerBaby

    Me too! Especially the IG "models"

  • 88

    LOL Sandra this one is definitely clockable not to mention sickly looking.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Just be honest about your genetics when your exterior and interior may not match.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I guess when I used to update my FB page regularly, I was a model too. Smh

  • Too Many Colors

    Gm. I'm dead at all your dack, balls an boi puss on folks couch??

  • Too Many Colors

    That's not from my foam. That was a screen shot someone sent me eons ago. Was like what's wrong with this pic.

    ??

  • the guest

    Completely clockable with skinny man pelvis and hips.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile ???

  • Too Many Colors

    I loveded me some MC Hammer!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    It's slow in here today so I guess I'll go find some breakfast.

  • Too Many Colors

    I identify as male on the inside.

  • Full Monty

    Lawd hope my brother being careful out there chile! He always talking about getting his dang sucked by the baddest chick out here. I always questioned his last chick.

  • Too Many Colors

    Bring me a bagel from Bruegger's off of Miami. By the low Quintiles buildings. I will buy yourn ??

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I hate you. Lol

  • Full Monty

    See I wasn't thinking about food till you LOL!

  • Joyce Jones

    LMAOOO

  • Sexy CJ

    ***********

  • SandrasNewFave

    I had one at the Walgreens. Makeup- nice. Hair- great. Smelling- good. Voice- bronchitis. Hands- Jenner.
    #damn

  • SandrasNewFave

    I seent it. And promptly closed my jaw when it dropped.

  • Just Keya

    Bye girl. lmao

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lol. Sorry?

  • Just Keya

    That's why people should still put the old plastic slip covers on the couch. Wipe that mess down with bleach, soap, and water. smdh.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Goooooooood Morning!!!!

    That up top is? YUCK! This is the ? I'm living in?!?. Somebody hold me ?.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Ha! I actually thought about going there too. A bacon, egg and cheese bagel would be sewwww good right now.

    I used to be in that place every week.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Wait...I just got here. Don't leave me in here with ^^^^^^^un?able

  • Too Many Colors

    When I was at Q..I was there every DAY. Folks knew my order. ?And in the Qcafe for lunch. Damn huge salad for $4.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    That sounds so good. I'll have to picture that when I eat my daily oatmeal with berries and almond milk?. So jelly right now?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I don't think they should be allowed to work in a disguise. The dress code should be universal, not only for some.

  • Too Many Colors

    I do. ??

  • PettyEyezPrime

    You mean the triangles and trapezoids that differ on men and women?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I eat oatmeal a lot I just want something different today.

  • Just Keya

    Well sir, fine then. lol

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Bronchitis ???

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Round that time of the month I know I should have been a boy.

  • Just Keya

    There is one that works in the Macy's below me. 6 foot 5 looking, blonde lacefront, tight pants, and drawn on eyebrows and bad eyelashes...and sounds like Ja Rule...smdh. Works in the shoe department. smh. A real mess.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    My weight and stomach won't let me stray. Them white peoples(joke?) BMI chart won't let me be great.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I know the feeling when it first opened that the manager knew me so well that he could do that too plus he throw extra stuff in there also it was great. Well not to my pants but to my tummy and mouth it was wonderful

  • LibraGirlonly

    Skeletal structure Sandra ? I think I see it lol. The rib cage? I'm confused. Most of them don't tell men they are trams .

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lmao. I'm here ain't got much to do today.

  • Milani

    New Post

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Men don't like to do further investigation. Checking the neck for an Adams Apple is an obsolete trick nowadays.

  • Yardgirl

    *giggle* DEAD!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I won't hold you but I'll feed you. Pushes bagel in your face.

  • LibraGirlonly

    That's what the trans said that's on Couples Therapy. She said her trans friends mingle in with real women at the clubs and men are non the wiser.

  • SandrasNewFave

    Ja Rule?!?! Damn. How you gone work in Macy's being a hotmess?

  • SandrasNewFave

    You can only fake a high pitch for so long.

  • SandrasNewFave

    I don't know if he/she had the surgery. He/she wore the blue polo and black pants- that's uniform, right?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    *Slaps bagel down* YOU KNOW I CAN'T EAT THAT ?? Fine I'll hold myself ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lmao. My goal weight is still fat per their scale. Smh

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lol yeah.

  • FoodLady

    I have an unclockables story. When I first came to Atlanta in the late 90's, a girl friend and I decided to hit the club one night. Well we got there stood in line for about 10 min before we noticed that it was a gay club. These ladybois were dressed better than us. They looked and acted like women. Then we ran the hell outta there. #welcometoAtlanta

    Looking back I can laugh now but I was straight traumatized back then. SMH

  • Just Keya

    That's what I was thinking. And had the nerve to have an attitude. I was just shaking my head.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I planned on that... pushes another bagel in your face. See its 'skinny' they took some of the bread away

  • Too Many Colors

    My fat ass off the chart. *skips my size 12 happy ass off someplace*

  • TerealistGA2015

    Gotta Be More Careful, somebody doesn't know you supposed to put that away.??

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    *skips with you to Brueggers*

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Them BIG azz hands look like crab claws!!! LMBO!!!!!

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Mine too. I like the slim thick look. The weight they want is like the stick figure on RiRi page

  • SandrasNewFave

    Attitude! Look sir, don't be mad your clodhoppers aren't sold in the women's department.

  • stav

    I truly believe you are infatuated with transgendered , transsexuals, etc. Who really cares, this is nothing new . Why do you continue to showcase these people?

  • Full Monty

    True! She had the biggest hands for a woman that I have ever ever seen!

  • TerealistGA2015

    Good Morning?? Stop Hammertime #offkeystyle

  • Full Monty

    And I'm on a diet to top it. Why am I thinking about ribs in the a.m.?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I'm obese according to the chart but I is happy as well. My clothes are a little pissed though...?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    LIES! I'm eating it anyway. YOLO!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Xactly. ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell
  • TeeTee

    I thought we were done with the unclockables ....
    I would really like to find a real unclockable to go out with sometimes.. but they to busy being ho s

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Tell ya brother to watch out man ?

  • Pebbles

    His testicles hanging out from under that skirt gives it away.

  • Pebbles

    When they turn 40 they will all be wearing wigs to cover the male pattern baldness. Their mind is telling them girl, but their bodies, their bodes is telling them girl.

  • Full Monty

    YES YES HUNTY! Don't that look! Trouble maker LOL says my belly!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    KHAKI!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    WHOOT!

  • Auditor

    Tiny as can be...but BIG OL MAN HANDS!

  • Auditor

    Lol #truth

  • Auditor

    Surprised it got hired looking and sounding like that...but hey guess you gotta cater to the population that shops there...

  • Hater

    Looks just like them dudes in Thailand!
    Its already wearing the Tshirt «Ladyboy».....

  • Mrs. ??????????

    It still doesn't look like a woman to me.

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    LAWD ????

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Well the tshirt is disclosure... But still wish those cupcakes were tucked under the shirt ?.

  • Buttercup

    I almost hit the floor when he was helping me one day. I was not ready!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I CAME INTO WORK TODAY DANCING LIKE THIS...ITS KINDA GLOOMY OUTDOORS BUT THIS FRIDAY FEELS NIIIIICE

  • Buttercup

    I saw the video is his bish made behind. Sobbing and carrying on. The time he was given will not heal the wounds of the victims. May he rot.

  • 1/8

    I don't know if this is common knowledge, but it seems Kevin Hart is set to appear in a remake of Coming to America.

  • Nanny

    My sister dated an unlock able ftm. She swears she had no idea. They were making out and she put her hands on her chest and was like "these are titties!"
    She said the girl laughed, " I thought you knew boo"

    Shudders.

  • OvertheMississippi

    That is so funny. You said "disguise"!!
    He was very clockable though. Too big and stout.

  • surprise2012

    Dang I didn't even notice that. SMH

  • surprise2012

    The sad part is some men won't even care, because it's a pretty face and body. Nowadays us real women don't stand a chance SMH.

  • Pebbles

    Something always seems " off" about them.

    Men are visual creatures so most don't pay attention

  • imright

    ???

  • yelpforhelp

    Thank you on behalf of the person I'm trying to hire to singe the memory from my mind. I can't unsee this ish or that synthetic bob.

  • yelpforhelp

    Just putting small balls sweat all over somebody's cushion. I would be mad as hell.

  • yelpforhelp

    Let me put this out their for the 'real' ladies........your package is not a "V" but is indeed a bat and balls, you good sir needs to wear draws.

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    her face looks like Ladyboy....

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    her face looks like Ladyboy....

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Men don't care. Ladyboy above can get it from 8/10 men. I guarantee it. Men pretend to not know or you aint tell me, etc. Trust me, they know and don't care. Y'all should follow some of these TS's on IG. you'd be surprised at the number of men liking their pics (yep, he knows) and commenting on their pics. No shade.

    Welcome to 2001 everybody. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, he can teach you, but he has to charge.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Men don't care. Ladyboy above can get it from 8/10 men. I guarantee it. Men pretend to not know or you aint tell me, etc. Trust me, they know and don't care. Y'all should follow some of these TS's on IG. you'd be surprised at the number of men liking their pics (yep, he knows) and commenting on their pics. No shade.

    Welcome to 2001 everybody. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, he can teach you, but he has to charge.

  • don juan

    The hands

  • ArDnAhC45

    Yuck

  • stanhope

    Miss Girl you really are obsessed with these trannie gals.

  • NMusic

    I cant tell at all , even by the skeletal structure on the one pictured but that damn Joseline, thats a damn man .