Kehlani Chris Brown

It’s a rare occasion when this blogger agrees with singer Chris Brown on anything. Brown, 26, took to his Twitter.com account to call out wannabe singer Kehlani, 20, for faking a suicide attempt.

Last week, nobody knew who Kehlani or rapper Party Next Door were. But thanks to the various Instagram blogs, PND and Kehlani are everywhere.

Even legitimate news websites, that were once the purveyors of real news, have fallen for this hoax perpetrated by 2 nobodies.

Party Next Door is the name of a rapper signed to rap mogul Drake‘s OVO Sound record label.

Singer/songwriter Kehlani is an Oakland native who tried to use Cleveland Cavaliers star guard Kyrie Irving to come up.

Kyrie Irving

It was obvious to everyone that Kehlani was using Kyrie when she recently told an interviewer she didn’t have any feelings for him. Duh!

The Kehlani/PND hoax started when PND, who is supposedly Kehlani’s ex-boyfriend, posted an Instagram photo of Kehlani in his bed.

Kyrie Irving

Next, Kehlani posts an emergency room photo on Instagram along with a carefully crafted “attempted suicide” note.

kehlani suicide note

Then she posts a “thank you for saving my life” photo of PND sitting at her ER bedside.

Cue the Instagram blogs — who make mountains out of mole hills — and you have a massive viral hoax that leaves readers scratching their heads asking, “Who ARE these people?”

Party Next Door

Kehlani and Nick Cannon

Even attention whore Nick Cannon got involved in the shenanigans by rushing to the ER to pick up Kehlani. He’s her “mentor”.

Everyone wins in this scenario except for poor Kyrie Irving, who looks like an idiot for falling for a crazy light skinned long hair chick with tattoos and piercings.

Kyrie Irving

Chris Brown is correct for once. Celebrity IV fluids photos have become commonplace on social media. An IV fluids photo does not equate to a suicide attempt.

Party Next Door

Celebrities regularly post IV fluid pictures on social media (Hello? Rihanna did it twice).

It’s become routine for emergency rooms to generate extra revenue by hanging bags of normal saline IV fluids on patients with slightly elevated blood tests.

There was a time when ER doctors would advise those same patients to go home and drink more water. Now they hang IV fluids for extra cash.

Moral of the story: don’t believe everything you read on social media.

chris brown twitter


  • imright

    Chris is correct!!! he called her out on being an attn seeking hoe & hes 100% right. ppl jus dnt like who the messenger is!!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Go Breezy! In general you talk to much on social media, but yeah, I’m with you on this one. The 2 of them need to go sit down somewhere. And shoutout to the cutie with that epic side-eye!

  • Joyce Jones

    Chris Brown can certainly dish it out but can’t take it.

  • ShortyDuwop

    I was actually glad he called her out. I believe she lied about the suicide attempt just so people would leave her alone lol… She was getting dragged on IG and Twitter that whole day

  • mzwhang90210

    In that pic of her and Kyrie…I thought her hands were dirty. I was like..why is he letting that grungy homeless chick touch his face?????

  • Jusstlookn

    Yeah I agreeded with this down below. She could some self esteem work.

    Hmmmm Maybe Tara from Love and Hip Hop could help her.

  • mzwhang90210

    Just fass you are???

  • Jusstlookn

    Morning

  • mzwhang90210

    ???????

  • iWasteTime

    So I’m the only person who knew who Party was?
    No one knows this song?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsPfSXJaelk

  • Milani

    well let me go get a snack & read and take alla this in..

  • mzwhang90210

    Hello dahhhhhling??

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Nope I know he wrote Work and her song because my daughter played the ish to death.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Take deez?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Muah

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Yeah, well, the hubby likes it. :)

  • mzwhang90210

    Kiss kissy??

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    So I never heard of him by name or his music. This song is brand new to my ears.

  • Jusstlookn

    JR Smith..Mr. Epic side eye

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey…don’t get smart!
    :chase:
    ?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I didn’t know he wrote Work until yesterday happened and that fact was thrown out there.

  • Milani

    Hey Bren–ohh, (I keep forgetting, you don’t know Bren) Hey Bern :)

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Who is this bitch?

  • nucynu25

    Dead

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Heeey, Mr. Smith!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Exactly!

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lol. Blogs just be putting the most RANDOM people on. Smh

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I’d like to think she wasn’t faking as mental illness and suicide are not jokes but I agree with him if she is.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    SHADE!!!!1

  • iWasteTime

    let me go sat down…lol.
    You know I’m a big fan of his boss, maybe that is why I know …

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    ?? sends love back atcha

  • free

    all that shyt all over her body makes me believe this ain’t her first unstable moment.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I only know Kyrie. Who these people, Harpo.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    She was in a group that was on America’s Got Talent. Put out a solo track or two. I had to Google HARD AF yesterday to find out who she is.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    He was about to get a “bum bump” sis?

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    So that’s how she know Nick.

  • yoyo the dog

    She do look dirty ????

  • ebonics

    I found it funny yesterday on mto all the young commenters were mad cause noone knew who these people were ( I dont post on there but IDK these people either lol) The commenters were like oh yall must be old and over 30! Bwahaha IDK that tickled my funny bone. Guess Im old at 29. I prefer real good, quality music shorrry! Anyone that wrote work for Rhi I aint foxin wit.. that song was utter and complete garbage. ** goes back to listen to beatnuts and big pun ** Oh and faking a suzys eye is the lowest of lows. Social media is ruining the youth fa real. Everyone is getting all needy and desperate for attention. Sad.

  • iWasteTime

    I know way too much about all 3 of them already.
    I will say Kyrie wasn’t the come up, Party was.
    Once Work went to #1 I bet all his old GF’s called.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Yes.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Youngins. Y’all some younginz. I had no clue who he was, and I know some folks?? He lame as hell for this…Worse than D Russell…Both wrong, but this clown was on some bitter bird ish…Dangelo meant no harm…I believe that…He’s korny…But this party guy…Clearly intimidated by Kyrie?? Who btw, is (was) at least, a nice guy…I’m sure he’ll go full on vengeful and use this as his excuse for not dating BW in the future? Eventho the bish ain’t Black, but you know how it goes?? His team mates and hanger-ons aren’t the right people to be around him right now…They’re steering him into the arms of strippers n pornstars…He could use a good Black man to man right now…A Trey’s Father from BoyzNTheHood moment…He really could,,,But, oh well??

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    You know what, a few weeks ago The Game posted something in reference to her “Cake” and she clapped back. Let me see if I can find it.

  • ebonics

    Hahahaha fa real doe!

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Songwriting nowadays consists of repeating one word or the chorus ad nauseum.

  • nucynu25

    Kehlani looks like she does method or she sleeps on a bare mattress with piss stains …m

  • free

    i think that’s what PND was insinuating when he posted that pic of her laid up with him. she did say she and kyrie were on the outs.

  • SpideySense

    Right or not I still think Chris needs to mind his business and make some music. As messy as his life is her really has no right to be commenting on others so publicly. He’s becoming more feminine as time passes and is making him way less attractive than he could be otherwise.

  • http://www.tiffanyinthecity.wordpress.com/ Tiffanyinthecity

    Yup! If she was really suicidal, doubt she’s be snapping it up for the gram. Looks like she had a little tantrum and tried to deflect from her hoeness to get people to feel sorry for her.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    She shole ran back

  • 88

    Wow that was TRASH.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe
  • It’s Taurus Season

    Kyrie Irving got a $90 million dollar contract tho. 90. million.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??? I surely was about to font it??? Mornin??

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    EXACTLY! Even with writing credits, PND aint getting that. Ever.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I like Drake too. And I follow him on IG, but I still don’t know half the people he posts. I do love his daddy pics though. He tickles me.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Ever ever.

    And he still working on his Duke degree.

  • ebonics

    Hahahah! Im not even gonna press play .. he wrote work.. enough said. Im good.

  • iWasteTime

    I’m toooooo old to know about these peepa!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Help her with her esteem and her etiquette.

  • Guess Who

    LMAO. She did this for filth!

  • iWasteTime

    Beyond that, that was her first time ever claiming him as more than her good friend. Even when asked if they were smashing…lol

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I still don’t know who he is. I just discovered who she is because my daughter was fake crying about Kyrie dating her lol. He’ll get it right eventually hopefully.

  • Lovelove

    She reminds me of Lynn from Girlfriends, who was lazy and sneaky. This broad comes off as being the latter: Sneaky AF. Chris is 100% right on this one. Kyrie shoulda know to hit ‘n split this one right here. She looks like nasty, grimy cun£

  • It’s Taurus Season

    My damn sports alerts went damn bananas. I was like Kyrie Irving tried to commit SUICIDE? For fawking WHAT? I was so lost.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    The Game’s messy ass! He’s so petty!

  • iWasteTime

    I have questions for him too, cause how your girl don’t claim you until she get caught cheating with her ex

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I had wondered but nor enough to look thanks Sis lol.

  • iWasteTime

    I follow Dennis!!!
    That fool makes me chuckle

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I was trying to figure out why he put on his Captain Save Em cape for her.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Same way Miss Texas didnt eem want him to be her baby daddy. KYRIE had to get HER to do a paternity test. She was like it aint your baby. Scram.

    I was like well DAMN. Something must be wrong with him. I said it THEN.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    He is such a cat daddy, I love it!

  • iWasteTime

    OMG! I forgot about that! You right Sis

  • mela.reign77

    If Chris Brown don’t go have a seat or two. He is as about crazy as K Michelle and he’s really starting to get on my nerves. Always in someone else business, nobody care who he’s riding with. If the child attempted suicide my heart bleeds for her. He’s an idiot and needs help with his fione self! Lmbo… Yep I still think he’s fine but crazy as a bat!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Then all of them need to leave his short bus azz alone then!

  • iWasteTime

    Sandra can we get a post about the Lakers locker room?
    Similar type story over Nick Young and D’Angelo Walker taping him say he’s been with other women and releasing it!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    She always comes with the receipts.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Yeah he will get it right eventually I had said

  • nucynu25

    Lmao …

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Me no thinks they will be going down an Isle together.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    If a check ain’t trying to get a piece of an NBA check, something is certifiably wrong.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    One minute they all in love, the next she postponing the wedding for a garden tour.

  • MsVAllDay

    Uh just fyi I knew who both of them were and all of their music is on heavy rotation on Pandora.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol she was ready to be on shaderoom ????

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    so glad this wasn’t the ‘norm’ when I was growing into adulthood. so sad for all the young people today caught up in this b.s. of “likes” “tags” sexting/shaming, etc.
    GMA had a piece on this morning about young kids and secret phone apps. 11-13 y/o girls using secret apps to hide behind so their involved and concerned parents still can’t track their internet activities. getting ‘hits’ from 19 y/o boys/men wanting to ‘meet’ them, etc. …what a life, smh.

  • yallcrazy

    So glad you cleared up this story for me. I was seeing it everywhere and was so lost but didn’t care enough to Google it. All I was thinking was she is attention seeking.

  • Jamie Jay

    I said this yesterday, smiling after a suicide attempt. Yeah right….Nick is lame and fame groupie. It’s real people committing suicide and to do this over dudes is lame

  • melissaisasnob

    If she isn’t anybody, why is Chris worried about her?

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Thats what GETS me. I dont think he is short bus. I think its more personality rooted. He went to Duke. They dont have dumb student athletes there. A lot of colleges do. Not Duke.

  • That’s Interesting

    He can’t say shit about nobody. He has enough mental and emotional problems of his own. How dare he. He has also been attacked since he beat the brakes off Rihanna, so he should know how it feels. But I don’t expect less from a man who obviously has issues with women.
    She is not cute and has two famous/semi famous men fighting over her. I feel that she has some type of issues to even put herself out there like that. This was not a smart way to get her name out there if that was her intention.

  • Fabulousbrownme

    I forgot he played for Duke. Welp, let me add Cleveland to the list of teams I have to cheer for

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Yes that’s why I hate to see her go and catch bronchitis and stuff.

  • TheRealLee

    Why is CB always picking up fights with the women?

  • free

    the equally cray ones are always the main ones yapping.

  • melissaisasnob

    Because he is a little attention seeking whore.

  • free

    i guess there are no songs available for him to jump on…. #bored

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Well, that’s a shame. Because he’s cute and talented. And paid.

  • iWasteTime

    These kids are a new breed and some aren’t doing with older. My boy had to tell a parent who came to school with cup cakes for her 5th grade daughters Bday that she wasn’t in school today, she getting a train ran on her bday and some of the boys are sending pics and video back to the kids in school, seeeee …

  • Fabulousbrownme

    I beg to differ. I went to Duke….there are quite a few dumb student athletes there especially on the football team.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    “when I was growing into adulthood”
    *laughs into hand hysterically* Yeah…When you were growing into adulthood…Back when perms had lye and the rhythm method was its era’s invitro???

  • SameoleJ

    Well I already posted how I felt, bish and “alleged ex” cooked up a plan to use Kyrie to get her a come up and then she would come back and get him, “alleged ex” got all in his feelings that the relationship looked too real and probably daydreamed about how she was slobbing on Kyrie knob all juicy and wet and so he blew up her spot on IG (which was not a part of the plan); going against #TIPLOGIC he reacted on emotions and posted the pic, which caused Kyrie to pause and say Hold up!! Bish you fired!!….she fakes like she made a suicide attempt (which was really just dehydration) and “alleged ex”, who was already there with her went to the ER with her, pic taken with him as the savior. Chris said…….Oh, no…..Kyrie a good guy, buuuuutttt I am not!! and he proceeded to type what everyone was thinking. Kyrie remains the good guy, because his man- 50 grand took the “nignog route” for him. Case closed and PBNJ (Peanut Butter N Jelly) and Kilimanjaro still are going to be Nobodies, but hated Nobodies now!!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Ugh. Die HARD Carolina fan over here. I hate Duke with all that I am. And that is not enough. I have to borrow some of what my kids are to add to it lol.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Football team. But they rare on the basketball team. Rare like hell.

  • Jusstlookn

    When you were growing up in the 50s what different I bet.

    you are right, seriously.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    That’s the black celebs TMZ lol

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???????? Come through?????? I was immediately reminded of Fantasia and that married phone boy…Ummmhmmm This Party n Kalini peeplez taint fewling me??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

  • Jusstlookn

    Yas the etiquette.

  • Fabulousbrownme

    That’s true. Although I had class with 2 basketball players and they were dumb as a bag of rocks. I felt so sorry for them *hangs head in shame*

  • SameoleJ

    And his sneakers are the shit!!!! Sorry, but I don’t like sneakers, but bought his and they are comfortable.

  • free

    lawd the roses acted a fool! wasn’t his number posted or something? i know folks were either calling his number or the phone store.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    They think it’s a game until they in the back of a white van. You see that expose where the guy worked with the parents? This dad KNEW his sweet alabaster daughter won’t gone meet up with this unknown guy. What she do? Gave him her address and everything. Dad shook the mess out of her. Scary times.

  • Jusstlookn

    Aint he Fione…yassss

  • Yetunde

    When I first read these reports, I too was left wondering who she was, I initially thought that it’s because I’m a Londoner and she just wasn’t well known in the UK. After reading this, I can see that she is not well known in the US either, so it’s not just me.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    News and Observer got their hands on test scores of a few scholarship athletes from
    Carolina and Duke back in the late 90s/early 200s, They were lightyears
    apart. It was eye opening.

    Damn to the dummies. I mean I can imagine Duke classes to be hard AF though.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Yaaaaaaaaaas????

  • MissHarlem

    No fcks given here. She wasn’t committed to the idea of suicide hence the pics and ig. She was only committed to attention. Still don’t know these fcks and don’t care.

  • free

    the shows with the little ones make the hair on my skin rise. i know my child is super-friendly!

  • SameoleJ

    And how to hide a baby bump on screen.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    There was a time when ER doctors would advise those same patients to go home and drink more water. Now they hang IV fluids for extra cash.

    VERY TRUE.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    The good days! I still remember @disqus_u2cDTETVQH:disqus starting the phone tree on that racist hairdresser I had.

  • Jusstlookn

    Morning sweetie

  • It’s Taurus Season

    He one of K.Michelle ex’s. JR Smith. He fine tho.

  • SameoleJ

    YUp, I said the bish was just dehydrated!! I bet there is no ambulance reporting picking her up!!

  • ATL White Guy

    I don’t know if the suicide attempt was real or not, but isn’t it kinda hypocritical of Chris Brown to call out fakery, when he is a drama queen himself?

  • Fabulousbrownme

    LOL…I’m a NYC girl. Loved pro BBall but never watched or cared about college basketball until I went to Duke. The animosity between UNC and Duke, hell the entire state of NC and Duke was news to me. My freshman year a friend and I went to visit UNC just to see what the difference was between their campus and ours. Met a Black UNC student who thought we were prospective students. Once we told her we were from Duke, the shade came out real quick. We were like damn, is it that serious, lol.

  • Jusstlookn

    No shade, Tara thinks she is the epitome of grace and class.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    YES! I tell mine I don’t care if it’s Santa, an old lady, whoever. You SCREAM STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER! RUN! We also have a code word that if you don’t know it, you can’t pick them up. Even if someone say mommy sick. No.

  • BKLYNS MAMA

    ALL that part…..

  • fyah

    Take me to the King! I am officially entering the light!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I dont know WHO posted his number. Why would someone do that?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Yes, he is! Me likey.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I tries.

  • Auditor

    Sigh…there can be no attempt to die? Ok…I’m done…

  • LibraGirlonly

    Next thing you know people will be posting pictures from funerals. SMH

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I guess she must have ready Eunkea Post instead of Emily Post. TRYING to sound proper. You can tell when someone fake talk proper. Like them heffas on RHOP.

  • ATL White Guy

    and as a followup, if i’m so depressed and want to commit suicide, but divine intervention saves me..is the first thing I would think about is tweeting/instagramming/whatever straight from the emergency room? Ain’t no one got no shame now days?

  • Yoni

    They already do.

  • Empress

    Kudos Chris! These two are actually just as annoying as a Party Next Door when you trying to sleep. The clue that nothing was wrong with this bish is the fool showing up taking a photo at her bedside wearing a hat promoting HIMSELF. Next thing why the bloodclaat would you commit suicide over public pressure when the public doesn’t know who you are? This sharpie scribbled on girl is VERY lucky our people are color struck and for some reason are enchanted by the antics of nonblack women who fluck black men. This is ridiculous. Also when you show up at ER with a SUICIDE they not going to give you fluid like you dehydrated bish and entertain you taking selfies with Nick Cannon. You get EVALUATED for risk to self or others and often only allowed to see family or maybe even no one as you may be transfered to a psych ward on a 24 hour or longer hold. This bish could be there for a headache. They give EVERYONE IV FLUIDS, that is the first thing they do when you are in emergency. I am so irritated I wrote a paragraph! Get her Chris!

  • SameoleJ

    But fakery and drama are not one in the same……she tried to besmirch his man’s reputation, cause her “alleged ex” got emotional and blew up the spot before the plan was finalized. She was used to court and snag an NBA player, get access to his cash and connects and return to him……..but Mr. Emotional Azz, jumped the gun, cause he imagined her riding Kyrie like she rode him. DUMMY, you almost had it!!

  • Auditor

    Nope none…trust when my Black ass was in and out of the hospital thinking I was gonna die…wasn’t no damn pics of my ugly ass at 3-4 in the morning!

  • LibraGirlonly

    None and that’s because they think us regular folk are gullible and will believe anything in the media. I for one don’t care what they do. I have my own life to deal with. Everything is fake nowadays.

  • Nanny

    I don’t believe it. My mom recently attempted suicide. They put her on a 72 hour watch on a behavioral unit. After stabilizing you they take everything.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Exactly! I think that’s what set folks off the most. It just reeks of attention grabbing. Social media made you try to take your life, so you go back to social media to let folks know you almost managed to die, but you’re still here. Girl, bye.

  • SameoleJ

    Finish them!!

  • ATL White Guy

    I kinda get you..guess i’m just getting old and grumpy. It’s just funny to me that Chris Brown is now the fakery police. To me that’s like making him the domestic violence czar.

  • Jusstlookn

    The one with some slight class is Kate the pill popper.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Oh, wow. Sorry to hear about your mom. Hope she’s better now. You do bring some interesting info to light. This looks faker and faker now.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    SHE WENT IN ON HER OWN…NOW THAT I’M REMEMBERING I WAS PREGNANT AND ALMOST CAUGHT AN INFECTION BECAUSE I WAS SO DEHYDRATED…THE STRESS BEEN REAL FOR A WHILE. UGH

  • SameoleJ

    It wasn’t being the fakery police, it was “I got you , Bro. They already hate me so let me be the bad guy and drag her azz!!” He said it was for his man and he wasn’t going to let it go down like that. I gotta give him a slow clap for that.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Same thing @Nanny just said above. I didn’t know that. But it makes perfect sense. And it irks me even more that these dummies tried to pull this.

  • askquestions

    Glass house

  • Empress

    I mean really! You know the kids don’t have no sense, they will follow this stupid bish and make “Emergency Room Suicide Attempt Photos” the new “thing” to post online. They will be taking most of the pics from behind with the hospital gown open.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    IT.IS.SERIOUS. I used to work at the paper. I helped with the job fair for the newsroom. We normally got 1 student from Duke and about 5 from UNC bc their school of journalism is bigger etc. Then a handful from other schools. NCCU. Few from NC State. I would always have to make sure the ONE Duke grad reporter we had tho… took out the Duke student for lunch etc. If not? That student would have to eat solo their first day. It was awful. SO yes. Duke vs the whole state of NC.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I agree. I think it was a let me take 1 for the team move.

  • SameoleJ

    So in the midst of her suicide attempt, she went to and made it to the ER on her own?! PBJ was there already, just like I thought.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Meanwhile there are people out here that are truly suicidal, girl bye

  • ATL White Guy

    Gotcha all. I was a bad poster and didn’t read into it enough. I guess it was because I really didn’t care.

  • SameoleJ

    Hope you mom is well and I know first hand that this bish is lying. This is why I am so happy that Chris spazzed on her!!

  • Jusstlookn

    I am sorry

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Ha! Fair enough.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    She hates herself though. I’on like her.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Whatttttt? My goodness Social media will be the death of us.

  • Nanny

    My mom is bipolar and has borderline personality disorder. She tried to smuggle in a flask and a cell phone. They took everything. You can’t wear regular clothes until you are off of suicide watch. She wore pants and a top made out of a paper material. When I first heard the story I rolled my eyes

  • SpillyNillie

    For once I’m with Chris…this was a sympathy stunt. If you are considered “suicidal” you are admitted to the psych unit and visitors are normally not allowed. She probably went in complaining of dehydration or some illness that required an IV and then milked it for all it was worth. And because I know a few people who have attempted suicide, it’s something that they normally don’t want to discuss; let alone cheese and grin afterwards…but I could be wrong…

  • ATL White Guy

    Dear Twitter/Instagram/FacePage/Slowgram/Chrip friends: As i sit here working, and contemplating my next world takeover attempt, and wondering how i’m going to pay this dang water bill, I now have a headache. I thought it was important for all of my stans to know this. I know my life is so interesting to all of you I wanted to share with you that I have a headache.

    Two minutes later: Dear Twitter/Instagram/FacePage/Slowgram/Chrip friends: Thanks to divine intervention I realized I had to blow my nose due to this cloud of pollen dust that is making my white car green. I solved my water dilemna by paying my bill with my trusty Rush card. I will shine again, all thanks due to him, I feel righteous now, and I just wanted to let all of you know this as I know my life is so important to all of you.

  • SameoleJ

    No, we don’t. It takes a while, sometimes years, for a suicidal person to discuss this with anyone. Shoot, the head doctor can barely get them to talk.

  • MissHarlem

    Chris took the words out of my mouth so nothing else to say. See y’all next post ?

  • free

    i can’t remember the details but i’m sure someone will remember.

  • felinelurker

    My daughter talks about her too. Still don’t know who she is.

  • LibraGirlonly

    No you are right. A suicide attempt means you are not in a good frame of mind. I don’t think you would be posting pictures on social media hours later.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    This. All of it. My bipolar sister at one time tried to commit suicide twice a year. Every single year. For about 6-7 years. I know how it works. I just was like its suicide so let me hush on here. Folks gonna say Im mean an unsympathetic.

  • Empress

    She had the fastest flucking bounce back from suicidal depression in the World. I mean you try to kill yourself but you rebound right in the middle of being admitted? Take pic and post before you even see a counselor? What she overdose on multivitamins? Tic Tacs? Coffee?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol I said oh and kept on moving. I’m glad she retired the playing of that song tho…

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    OH! IDK THAT TO BE TRUE OR FALSE, BUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE AMBULANCE LED ME TO BELIEVE THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    It was me. Dub. I posted his information from Free Yourself Bailbonds. I didnt think folks were gonna call though.

    Okay thats a lie.

    *hangs head*

  • SameoleJ

    CTHU……Got a message from the Main Line for you………………….

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Right ???

  • SpillyNillie

    Let the church say….

  • SpillyNillie

    Betta hope that trusty Rush card don’t go rusty….AGAIN

  • It’s Taurus Season

    What she overdose on multivitamins?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Same brand Fantasia used I guess.

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    I really don’t know who she is

  • SpillyNillie

    No shame when it comes to Instagram fame…folks will do anything these days for a few likes…

  • Empress

    No you go right on in. I worked with suicidal teens so I know it too. They have a look that does not fade that quickly, even when the most dangerous moment has passed. They will often be on a 24-72 hour suicide watch and cannot piss with the door closed. She looks happy as hell. Even her writing is way too upbeat. Did she try to smile herself to death?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    You’re so bad. But I enjoy it. Carry on. :)

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Sandra we are tired of Kehlani, Kyrie, and Block Party. New post please

  • ATL White Guy

    I totally trust Rush Daddy cause he told Stebie J he meditates and all good things will come out of that. How could I not trust a over middle aged guy, who dates kinda weird looking YT girls that are younger than his own daughters with ensuring that my direct deposit will be available 2 days faster than a bank?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    ***

  • Empress

    Dead!

  • SameoleJ

    Kyrie, Kanekelon and PBJ—Had to fix that!!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Wow. See, I have no first hand knowledge of this situation or its aftermath. So all of this is new information to me. I was side-eyeing ole girl just off the little I did know. Now I Big Mad at this foolishness.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Kyrie, KoughingFit, and Party Round Da Kona.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I love how you come in, give a quick fck em, and back right on out the door. LOL!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THIS WAS A MANUFACTURED FAIL.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Dead AF @…Two minutes later.

  • SameoleJ

    Kyrie, Kantshejustdrinkwater and Partypooper

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I SAW that episode of Stevie and Joseline where he was on there. *tears*

  • SameoleJ

    THIS WAS A MANUFACTURED FUKKUP!! fixed that!!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Yet another thing I didn’t know, but makes perfect sense considering it was a major trauma. Yeah, this broad deserves every drag she gets!

  • nucynu25

    Dead

  • SpillyNillie

    You can trust him. It’s the workers you have to worry about. Once they get tired of making $3.93 hr, they gone shut down those Compaq’s, unplug those phone lines, and take ya’ll coinz again

  • SameoleJ

    And has tantric sex and is besties with his ex wife’s current, former and future sperm donors- cause soon as she drop a baby, Kimora splits!!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    But folks mean when they call out the obvious.

  • ATL White Guy

    if you google trantric sex, a “HowItWorks” post comes up. Kinda funny. Doesn’t it work the same but much slower? Kinda like what happens to middle aged bald guys who’s stuff just doesn’t move as fast?

  • Vickix

    He is…he got that Marvin Gaye nose.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Get these people OFF of here.

    We will never care. FOH Go sing singers

  • SameoleJ

    CTFU———I call them Caterpillar humpers

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THANKS HONEY! I’M LAGGING TODAY…

  • MissHarlem

    Hey hun. Ijs this right here is pure foolishness. I can’t even laugh at this so on to the next lol

  • ATL White Guy

    Now i have a visual in my mind of Rush Daddy that I wish I didn’t. Trantric sex is just a cool way for old people to say it takes time.

  • SameoleJ

    I think one may be a potential wrapper. LOL

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    I was reading the posts yesterday wondering who are these people but didn’t have a fawk allocated to go look them up.

  • Sucker Free

    She got a lauren hill tat….

    Smh

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    NEW POST…SAUDI’S WANNA STONE THE OPENLY GHEYS.

  • Buttercup

    LMBO. But those Flintstone Vitamins gave her material for a great record.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    “MAKE HER WANNA LICK THE WRAPPERRRRR” IS WHAT CAME TO MIND! HAHA

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    When Leaders speak, SR listens! ??????

    ???

  • ATL White Guy

    gosh i almost upvoted you cause you said K.Michelle. Then I realized if I upvote your comment, some would take it that I have a woodie for JR Smith. Caught myself just in time.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    PSA: COULD ALL THE LEADERS PLEASE RELOCATE TO THE UPSTAIRS REGION? THE REST OF US WILL FOLLOW!

  • SameoleJ

    I think the fukks allocated to them are like those banked sick days the company gives you. You never really use them, but they are on your employee profile to remind you they are there.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Dontchew be correcting me in public.

    ?We can fall out over Ah Wrapper if yew want! ?

    #manufacturedcrisisbetterthsnthisuptop ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Sam was correcting me so it’s all her fault :kona:

  • SameoleJ

    I’m sawwy!! I’ll neva do it again!!

  • SameoleJ

    I will not take the blame for this here snafu!! Uhn uhn, nope!!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Lmaaaaaaao I was just about to reply to Free she’s being facetious, she knows who it was???

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    I tend to use those days to get dack. I care about BBD… I don’t care about these people.

  • SameoleJ

    LMBO……and starts getting an itch in my throat so I can use those days for……………………….

  • Sucker Free

    Social media is worse than meth got these chirren going CUCKOO

    They need get a journal and write all this cry baby shit in cursive

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Wait…I can’t even type for laughing. You take Dyck Sick days?? Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Your Snafu!!!!

    Fix it!
    ?

  • bemetoo

    But what does Crack face brown has to do with this? If he ain’t in his feelings he’s in somebody else

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    At least pull me to the side geez!

    ???

  • Buttercup

    Nothing irks me more than seeing people on beds with no sheets or lying on pillows with no cases. Mama Butter always said that it’s pur-i-ty nasty, and it’s always stuck with me.

  • WetPntees

    I shole do!!!

  • WetPntees

    ROFL!! *coughs* LOL!! *gurgles*

  • SaltineCrackers

    Hand tattoos are the absolute WORST!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (had to run to a mtg)
    but, yes, scary times! one of the apps they featured this morning, was the same one that teacher’s aide used to get those young kids (some as young as 9 y/o) to participate in kiddy pron. I think he was working in upper Marlboro… the app is something like a-s-k-fm(?). one of the parents on GMA was like, it just sounds like a radio station to me. these predators are out here baiting and banking on kids disobeying their parents, so they can ruin them. Lord have mercy, smh.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    santa, LOL!
    but you’re right Zoe. do whatever you need to do to protect your babies.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you hush with your little fass self!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    if you can see it, that was me who down-voted you!

  • Blak

    100% agree with Chris Brown. NO ONE is going to publicize a suicide attempt in that way. Suicidal ideation is a mindset that is completely irrational and it is not something you promote for likes. I still have no idea who these clowns are and will not be checking for them anytime soon

  • GubmentCheeze

    I don’t know any of these people. Chris is right ole girl got caught double dippin and now she wants the world to feel sorry for her basic behavior? Im so sick of this social media generation. All these kids need validation for everything including crossing the damn street.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    now I’m flagging you….

  • Finding Forever…

    Absolutely…I STILL struggle when I hear this…there might be a suicidal thought, but IF you were– HOW CAN WE BE TALKING? Think of Mr. Clark (Lean on Me)…”…if you wanna kill yourself, don’t fuck around with it. Go on and do it expeditiously! Now go on and jump! JUMP!”…

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    LORD JESUS!

  • MzFutureLCSW

    including crossing the damn street.
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Finding Forever…

    WAIT…WHAT? 5th GRADE…A TRAIN?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
    awww, look, my baby can cross the street, heeeeeere’s your iphone! LMAO!!!

  • free

    yes lol. he cut his phone off lol. we did it for fannie.

  • stav

    I approve this post!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???????

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ?????

  • Auditor

    Constipation… That’s it!

  • GubmentCheeze

    Caught me too lol JR smith looks ashy with them tatts…Etch E Sketch Azz Body

  • side_i

    I actually love PND’s music…but this Kehlani chick is young & dumb & attention whoring

  • nucynu25

    Exactly , I kept a journal as a teen . Matter of fact , am going to go buy me one ..it really helps to let it out , but these dumb ass ppl telling the whole world & the world doesn’t really give a fuk

  • Yoni

    It already has been for some. I know you’ve seen in the news where folks done died because of some shit that was started on Facebook. Kids done killed themselves because of something on “social media”. So yeah, it IS the death of folks nowadays.

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    I still don’t know who in the F she is… but CB is 100% CORRECT. Sorry but not sorry for backing him on this one. He just tellin it like it is.

  • TeeTee

    No I listen to him all the time.. have all his “albums” … Love party .. he’s The Weeknds replacement on OVO

  • TeeTee

    LAWD HAVE MERCY … pimpin’ ain’t easy

  • Tammie Reed

    I never heard of any of them people in the photos except for Nick Cannon, lawd! Who’s PND manager/pr agency because his name sounds dumb as hell!

    And that well executed photo shot at the hospital bedside with his hat displaying his initials “PND” makes you wonder too! I smell something fishy and fake! People are so thirsty…sigh!

  • Torae

    She’s an attention whore! If you just attempted suicide the last thing one would do is write commentary while in the hospital and take pics. She’s enjoying every bit of the attention she’s receiving. It’s sad the people the public makes celebrities. She also looks like she needs a bath…..

  • ToshoPlexity

    say it Chris I said the same thing like Bihhh please……

  • Mel

    That thank you for saving my life caption was supposedly edited she had another caption under that pic something along the lines of “**** what they talking bout” she need to have several seats with he pity party she was trying to throw she couldn’t take the heat so she ran to the ER only to post pics.

  • Monday

    Who is she?

  • MangoMama

    She looks dirty

  • Shana

    I’m riding with Chris on this. When you suicidal, POV photos aren’t a priority. and when you really want to kill yourself successfully, you do it. #aintnomstakesinusicidebih

  • Raquelle Dellaghetto

    How are you going to bit ch about social media, then post your bootleg suicide to social media? Everyone’s treating her like she’s a victim. She’s a victim of her own stupidity..

  • Nala Shakur

    Chris is absolutely right. Glad he said it

  • Empress

    You are so right. They take EVERYTHING. We had one of the teens I worked with even try swallowing a shampoo bottle. They cannot have phones or access to all these people, partly because people have no idea how deceptive and clever a suicidal person can be and will often leave things accidently or provide them with things that appear benign that they will try to kill themselves with. We had a girl sharpen a plastic spoon and stab her wrists. This girl is faking and suicide is nothing to play with.

  • #Uploading

    He is only right about her fake suicide attempt but as big as a whore that he is he really needs to stfu. Chris is a misogynist just using any opportunity to spew his hate for women.

    As for Kehlani I never liked her dirty looking ass. She is the worst kind of drama queen attention whore possible.

  • Auditor

    Love your name lol

  • Meme81

    Who are these people? Chris Brown is making it into a big deal by even responding to this confusion.

  • LaGrl562

    I don’t like Karen ole fake Azz and I do mean OLD azz

  • howard_student

    This girl is not black…AT ALL

  • PROPHETMAJOR

    Why this entire time I thought this story was about Kalenna from Dirty Money?

  • Brook York

    The whole thing is a mess!

  • Dakota H

    I’m with Chris on this one like why would a person broadcast personal stuff like this. I would be ashamed to tell someone I tried to kill myself.

  • Queen B

    I didnt know who these ppl were until this situation they’ll b long gone forgotten by next week

  • Queen B

    Omg i say this shît all the time!!! I lost all respect after she kept sleeping with Peter then this bih got da nerve to try to teach an etiquette class ?

  • Alex

    If she really attempted/contemplated on suicide. Her little cute self would have been escorted right on to the police car to the mental health facility to be evaluated. I highly doubt that she attempted suicide and just discharged without going through the “at risk” process. Girl Bye

  • Jusstlookn

    Lawd when I read my reponse I was like wth…mis type on phone.

    Also i was really joking about AA….but its a good way to explain the typos.

  • stanley

    The problem with his criticism, is that some of these mentally unstable people do ‘attempt” to kill themselves multiple times before they actually do it. Sometimes they get cold feet, and just do half measures, hoping someone will save them. You can’t really get into the mind of someone like that. And it’s crazy that you agree with a bi-polar idot like Chris Brown, being that he thought about suicide too during his Rihanna days lol

  • IAmLawlessBrooks

    Breezy sure ain’t lie!

  • RBS

    Kehlani had one of the most critically-acclaimed albums of last year & was nominated for a Grammy… Party has been on for a few years, constantly featured w/ the most popular rapper, and is certainly not a rapper himself. But nobody knew who they were last week?… You sound mad out of touch lol

  • Misslaydj

    Kehlani is an AMAZING singer no matter what she has done or did in her past!

  • Misslaydj

    PartyNextDoor is beyond underground now. He is pretty dope. Both are on youtube and many good songs. I bet many people know who both artists are. The world survives on more than just trap music.

  • ArDnAhC45

    I’m a little ashamed but I agree with him. All done for attention. How many likes did he get for that comment? Not a Instagram user. Oops, my bad twitter. I don’t have twitta either. LOL. Oops, nvm. I see it now.

  • Hugga Bunch

    That girl aka Kehlani’s body language in the pic with Nick Cannon screams, “Thanks, but you can leave now, we got the shot.”

  • Hugga Bunch

    Ri is adorable.

  • Hugga Bunch

  • Hugga Bunch

    She should’ve paid someone to kidnap her, then called the police on her damn self.

  • Hugga Bunch

    I once dated a guy that was trife in this nature. His bed only had a dingy comforter on it. It was my first time in his house, it was also my last time in his life.

  • PussyGal0re

    How….ghey!! “Ride for your homies??” But you were angry (as usual) when folks commented on your Rihanna BEATING??GTFOH you fuggin crack head!!!

  • S. Williams

    I love PND lol summertime is dedicated to both his albums. they stay on repeat in all car rides, at work, cleaning up LOL

  • S. Williams

    damn so what’s the scoop?? *drags chair to the table*

  • S. Williams

    Chris is normally unstable but most ppl who clap that hard usually attempted it for real themselves, knows someone close who has attempted, or someone that was actually successful. so you immediately get mad when you know someone is just trying to garner attention, or in Kehlani’s case take away attention from her alleged infidelity to an allegedly good man

  • S. Williams

    our mental health ward has double doors like a prison. if you don’t work on the ward you’re treated like everyone else. buzz to get in the first entry. in there you empty out everything into a bin. then they open the second door, take the bin, pat you down and then you’re permitted for entry. and they don’t allow a bunch of visits nor visitors. you can’t wear a belt, bring a pen/pencil/sharpie, phone, nothing

  • S. Williams

    5150

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol

  • Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

    I’m late, but I’ll be damned if Fist Brown clowns someone for cheating & had a whole baby *Soulja Boy vc* on his then gf

  • Alisa

    She seems to have drug issues and I don’t think she is heterosexual But hey what do I know. Just some things I thought about when I was reading her social media pages, watching videos

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Kyrie said much love but we were not even together when this PND dummy posted the pic and caused all this ruckus . ?

  • MehMeh

    myob

  • SpideySense

    I didn’t think of that. Thank you for that perspective. I still think Chris needs to mind his own mess though.