Open Post: Unclockable Trans Alert

Sandra Rose March 9, 2016

unclockable trans

un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2F transexual who’s feminine appearance is totally convincing.

Music producer Jermaine Dupri was spotted out and about with unclockable Instagram model Lisa Londyn. Londyn posted this image on his Instagram page. The caption reads: “Me and Jermaine [Dupri]… what a night this was. I had such a blast!

unclockable trans

It’s unclear if Dupri knew that the ‘woman’ he was having a blast with was actually a man.

It’s a shame that Dupri doesn’t read the blog. He would’ve known the telltale signs that distinguishes a male from a biological female.

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Yoni

Dat mouf area told it all.
Mizzani

I’m sorry but there is nothing unclockable about this one. Every last bit of his face screams sir to me. The only shim I didn’t know was a man was Amiyah Scott ole pretty bishhh. But all these other ones look like men to me. I’m starting to think these men like these ole lady boys. I’m not here for it. If you want a bish get you a bish TF!!!
Sucker Free

So Open post = Trap post today?
stav

He has one large Bass mouth.
Mizzani

Right don’t know if its for catching trout or catching dack ole big mouth ass.
Full Monty

This one to me isn’t unclockable Sandra. She looking like a man LOL but I don’t think Jermaine knew that at least I hope not. He dated Janet for God sake!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

You can tell that’s a man
stav

That would be because it’s a man.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Eyebrows looking like London bridges.

#myfairlady
Sucker Free

That diagram tho…so if yo hips smaller than yo shoulders you must got a y chromosome?

This has been your non-medical minute
nucynu25

…..
Buttercup

The mouth/cheeks always tell.
nucynu25

If he drop his pants that D , going to come falling down , falling down
Buttercup

1 caller ahead of me, huh?
Vonn

This very clockable person claims to have had a blast. Who said Jermaine had a blast with him? J.D may be an innocent bystander.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

*Chest laugh*
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Shim still looks like a him . He make’s an unattractive woman. Yuck.
Let Your Soul Glow

Bwahahahaha!!!!
Candance

That’s Bull S*** ! These people wonder why they end up dead,,. Its words like unlockable!!!!! That s*** will get you killed! So my message is enjoy being unlockable if you want to but that just = untruthful and there are consequences. Just be truthful and people will like you all more!!! #IJS #IMO
nucynu25

I honestly can’t tell from the pics , shit I’ve seen real women who he’s cuter than . I would bet my commission check tho in real life there’s something that gives him away , always is .
stav

Right! But this diagram means to tell me every woman has an hour glass figure! Yeah Ok!
Candance

I was thinking the same thing. We are filling their heads. I think they can fool men way more then they are foolin women! Bish please I was born like this.. I know what it is!
Jusstlookn

Oh my, goes cupboard for some sanka.
Jusstlookn

Dont believe it…its the internet.
Genia Gouch

Question for sandra, being a member of the LGBT community, when you purposely use the un-preferred pronoun…do you receive backlash? I mean from your friends who may also be apart of the community
Varnell Hill

Looks like a man
Sucker Free

Guys consider those DSLs
Sucker Free

Lies told on SR
It’s Taurus Season

Is Lisa a midget too? For her to be so much shorter than JERMAINE DUPRI…I mean…
Genia Gouch

MAYBE…Amiyah Scott, until you hear her speak…she sounds like Ving Rhames in Holiday heart
Mizzani

Right i be like you can continue to pump these shims up if you want to but they can never compete with a real woman. I mean some are pretty to be men but you still a damn man sir.
SameoleJ

This is not fair, cause on a good day, with his eye prollems Jermaine couldn’t read that digital clock that Bomb Boy took to school, must less clock a tranny!!
Mizzani

Please go to bed. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.. I cant breathe
Let Your Soul Glow

Thought she was sitting down. You mean, shim could be on Little Shims Atlanta? Okay.
nucynu25

I dont think men are fooled as easily … Most real straight men look a woman up & down , so they aren’t easily fooled . I think the ones who claim to be fooled are subconsciously looking for what they found .
It’s Taurus Season

Is she sitting down? Is he standing up? Is he standing on his stool? So many questions.
SameoleJ

She on one knee proposing!!
It’s Taurus Season

What about the ones shaped like a box Chevy? That are biological wimins.
Mizzani

Preach tho. Its so they can do gay chit without feeling gay. Like foo you see her adams apple bigger than yours, hands bigger than yours, feet bigger than yours, voice deeper than yours yet you aint know she was a man. Boy bye im not finna play wit you
SameoleJ

Or a Maytag Stackable washer/ dryer combo.
Genia Gouch

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need a whooping
Jusstlookn

Soup cooler, jaw breaker, monster mouth….
Milani

I hate all of yall!!!
It’s Taurus Season

A half gallon of milk
Just Keya

The shim is not cute
SameoleJ

Unless his has Lildyck Syndrome, then that thing don’t even budge, just sits there like a wart on a frog.
It’s Taurus Season

An orange construction burrah
It’s Taurus Season

What about the ones shaped like a rotary dial telephone from 1979?
Vonn

He has that long hair to cover that thick neck. We see you son.
Genia Gouch

totally agree…i don’t fall for the “I didn’t Know” Clause…it’s instinctual i feel
SameoleJ

But, but…….I am only being fair. That man cannot be held to the same standards as us good eye folks. Steve Wonder would have a better chance of clocking a tranny!!
Futuredocdonte

Sometimes it’s soft as a mystic rain
That deeply touches my soul…
^^^^^
???? I think that was the funniest uhn-klok-uh-buhl video I’ve seen
Genia Gouch

I AM DEAD!!!! -_-
SameoleJ

We luh you right back!!
That’s Interesting

That diagram is too funny and that looks like nothing but a man. Most of them do. You can’t conceal your gender. Only rarely.
It’s Taurus Season

::: .. : ::: …. : : : ::::: …… ::::
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Milani

…can’t NEVER get any work done round here messing with y’all!!!
Vonn

And you know this, mann!
nucynu25

Exactly , I dont believe no grown ass man who proberally been having sex with women all his life has gotten fooled … NOPE & most of these boys still have their parts
SameoleJ

Or the ones who are “A little kettle short and stout- here is my handle………………..
Vonn

Say it one more time for the cheap seats.
Finding Forever…

Am I wrong, but WASN’T J. D. linked or rumored to these kind before, just wonderin’…LOL…
It’s Taurus Season

Just like Mister Cee likes em.
SameoleJ

Is that Stevie cussing me out- You gonna keep my out of this here fuckery, Lil Guhl!! LOL
nucynu25

I agree , not saying it can’t happen but for most its what they want
Genia Gouch

EXACTLY!!!!
SameoleJ

Perhaps, but he went bankrupt paying Janet to wife him and remove that stain from his record—-not sure about the stains in his drawers though.
Mel

Pic look like he took a pic with a fan
Genia Gouch

WEWWWWWW!!! LMAO!!!!! THESE COMMENTS TODAY!!!! need they own sitcom!! i am dying!!!
Vonn

Why are his breast multi-racial?
SameoleJ

You are more than welcome!! Come again and bring a friend, just not a weirdo, we have enough of them around these parts!!
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

I was just about to say that, too.
Vonn

Hee hee
Genia Gouch

LOL…it’s true…pretty transition…but after i heard her speak….i was like…”Oh..ok…there it is 0_0
SameoleJ

Between your nose laughs and chest laughs, your azz should need an oxygen tank!
It’s Taurus Season

I aint never heard of Jermaine liking nothing but wimins. He be getting some fine ass ones too. But sometimes great things come with those lil fun-sized men. I mean…that is what I heard.
Yoni

MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN (no pun) THAT was a funny ass video. Did you see the fake ass butt and no hips, tho?
Vonn

You gone eat yo cornbread?
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

You spoke nothing but the truth!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Two words.. FOE-HEAD…
KianaJ

Dang! My cousin sort of resembles him/her.
Yoni

Even Ray Charles felt a bitch’s wrist up to tell.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

But Joan Clayton’s boyfriend…nevermind.

But someone said Diddy’s childbearing…nevermind.

But Sydney Starr’s hips…nevermind.

But Khloe Simpson’s new non-gym hips…nevermind.

I’m going back to sleep.
nucynu25

Ughh the visual ..my Lil bro is trans … So one day we were out & he kept saying he had to pee, I was like nicca u still a boy , go behind a car pull yoyo dik out & pee . We got places to be … So me & my cousin stupid drunk , we decide to sneek a peek … When I tell you we were dying laughing , he had the littlest penis I have ever seen ..lol we still clown his Lil d having ass ..lol he said he was cold tho ????
Finding Forever…

LOL…She done moved on to a BILLIONAIRE…I wonder does he STILL have her info because I WILL BE PISSED & NEED IT, IF this concert is canceled– she has ALREADY canceled one leg, I heard…
Renee Bee

Oh why, oh why, did I say ‘voice deeper than yours’ with some bass?
Yoni

The jawbone, mouf area.
SameoleJ

Shonuff, Ray mastered the art of clocking trannies way back when!!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

But I work with…nevermind.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

QUESTION TO THE MARRIED LADIES!!!
When you found your mate..did you know quickly that he was the ONE? How soon did he profess his love for you and how soon after were you married?
Genia Gouch

LIKE…a OVER SIZED clitoris
Vonn

At least Joan’s bf had a mirdle.
Finding Forever…

REALLY…THE “DANG” PART…IS THAT A GOOD OR BAD THING?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

You said “what it do”?
SameoleJ

Damn shame!!
Yoni

Look up Victoria Daughtery. Face be BEAT! #pretty
SameoleJ

Night night, cause you about to burst a vessel in your brain trying to make sense of this!!
Renee Bee

Kona ???
LeBrick James

Trannies that think they look cute at 25 realize they dont look anywhere near cute at 60-65.
They just dont age well at all. Just ask Bruce Jenner about that.
Mizzani

BAHAHAHAHAHA
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

…and a girdle. Oops, I mean a shaper? ? You say he had a waist trainer before it was fashionable?
Milani

uh oh…did someone profess his love and propose to you Wut?
SameoleJ

Janet changed that number as soon as she decided to move on……well at least 5 days before she informed him that she was out!!
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

Maybe Jermaine was standing on something? Cause Lisa’s torso don’t look like one of a midget compared to JD.
Finding Forever…

LOL…ASTHMATIC ASS…NEEDING OXYGEN, LOL
Yoni

I said “it’s too big/wide, non-feminine.”
Vonn

I was typing MURDLE/MIRDLE…freaking auto correct was in my business.
Yoni

Wit his bline ass. LOL
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Couldn’t stand them when I laid eyes on them. I had to have a drink. What else you got?
Finding Forever…

WOWWWWW, JUST WOWWWW…WOULD BE DYING, LOL…Wasn’t cold enough to claim SHRINKAGE, LOL…
SameoleJ

And was smooth as silk with it!! With his high azz!!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I actually thought they reminded me of Millie Jackson.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Not propose..but He told me two nights ago he loved me. When he calls me he says “Good morning Mrs Hislastname” He wants to take me when he has vacation to meet his folks in Florida….
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Whaaa?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

ROFL! Really! how did he turn the table and yall ended up togethah?
SameoleJ

I know two girls with mouf areas like that!! They stay with a gf!!
Genia Gouch

LMAOOOOOOO meeeeee TOO!!! ME TOO.. i cannot stop laughing at the rapid fire clap backs
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Didn’t we have a coffee klatch about meeting the folks last month?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Huh?
Yoni

I ain’t checked……and you lucky. LOL
nucynu25

Girl hell nah , we in NOLA the humidity alone makes it hot ..mThat nicca d just small ?
Vonn

You see that multi toned breast area, you see it.
Genia Gouch

Sameolej and Too Many Colors….i need ya’ll to take a coffee break!!!!! i just passed gas laughing too hard…now i’m ashamed
Yoni

That leave out and “blend” tho’.

Brazilian on the sides. African on the top.
Milani

I met the hubby in June, but I was deploying in December and had NO interest in any kind of relationship or even friendship with anyone new so I blew him off. Our paths crossed again a few weeks later, He said I love you October, we got married in November and I deployed December…we’re still together 12 yrs and 3 babies later, so I don’t think there’s really a set timeline on love.

Personal question, and you don’t have to answer…but do you love him? Would you be open to marrying him if he proposed, since he calls you the Mrs?
nucynu25

Lmao
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I could clock this one on a sundial…. *fail*
SameoleJ

They not. That was supposed to be “deep cleavage”!!
Finding Forever…

He wasn’t accused of some thangs with one of the Kriss Kross members or something….
Vonn

Oh. lol
SameoleJ

Did you hold it in for as long as you could? If so, we determined the other day that those are the worst ones.
nucynu25

No , u talking bout B2K manger, I think Chris Stokes or something like that
It’s Taurus Season

I got in early! Sept! We was the fourth US stop. WHEWT. I hope she dont cancel tho. I hope you get to go
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I ignored him for about 2 years. Saw each other in passing. Then one day he finally spoke up, said I looked like I deserved a break and would I like to go to coffee. He cancelled. Said he could only go to dinner…at a very upscale Italian restaurant. The story wrote itself from there. Said he knew I was always the one, but I just didn’t know it yet. Smooth as hayle I tell ya.
Yoni

Or Nicki Gilbert.
Genia Gouch

more like tried to ease it out with grace and class…..but then kept reading and did an out loud HAHA..and it released… (bows head in shame)
SameoleJ

Guess you didn’t see that long azz arm reaching huhn? Had me looking like this…………….
Yoni

…..and VIOLENT at that. How you beatin on folks and yo ass can’t see. Remember when he came across that table about his money. Jamie ignant ass probably added that in there. LOL
It’s Taurus Season

I aint no Too Many Colors @GGouch. I is KDub. *hugs ya*
iWasteTime

I knew the moment I spoke to him.
I actually got the nerve to tell him and he shot me down but less than 6 months later he was my boo
Took him a little bit longer …lol He knew just didn’t know what to do about it. I was different than his last GF and from the other women in his life.
Mizzani

Oh ok there it is…LMFAOOOOO
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

I really care about him…I think I am holding back because of the last situation which isn’t fair to him. But he talks future alll the time. We this and that. He asked if I was open to moving half way between my job and his, asked if the school system is better where he is or where I am (he has two younger kids). So..ION
iWasteTime

I love this story!
It’s Taurus Season

Chris (Long) Strokes. Yep.
SameoleJ

More importantly—How folks GETTING beat and yo azz can’t see?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Oh I love it! He loved the chase I see. Men sometimes value the woman he has to earn.
SameoleJ

Awwww, this too shall pass…..well at least the smell will dissipate.Pick your head up, no need in smelling yourself.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Me too IWaste..very sweet
Finding Forever…

WHAT DAMN DOPAMINE, LOL…THIIISS ISSS LOVE, RIGHT HERE, HUH? Just wondering (if you don’t mind my asking), but was there “physical” within this time period or strictly knowing each other? YOU give such GREAT HOPE, THAT THERE IS TRUE LOVE FOR ALL…SOOO I THANK YA!
TheWildChild

??? she must be a midget, cause dwarf-Dupri is standing rather tall next to her-errr-imm ?
Milani

I love reading stories about how people met their loves <3
Genia Gouch

MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! XOXOXOXOX i should have known it was you K!! that clap back game strong!!!! hi my love!!!!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

This is what he say to me all the time. He said I take him out of his comfort zone and he likes it.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Me too!
Finding Forever…

AWWWWWWWW…JUST WAITING ON YOU TO SEE WHAT HE ALREADY DID, LOVE IT
free

jezuz, that close up!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Chile the Womenz of Gahden Place was on here talking about how men like to take the women they are dating to meet the folks, but his family and mama are going to hold him down no matter what. Used to be you headed to the altar. Now…Iono. You just coming to get a meal.

If it feels right to you, don’t let someone rain on your parade. Keep your mind and eyes clear. Good luck hun?
MISSMEWITDATBULL

What a wonderful love story!
iWasteTime

I need to say though I was just graduating high school and turning 18. he is 4 years older than me and the chick he was dealing with was a Sprite and was cheating. but we still together!!! lolol
SameoleJ

Someone please help me to understand how this was made into a video:

Once upon a time
Not long ago
I was a hoe
And I’m admitting it
I won’t take it back
Cause I did the shit
I was a hoe
And I’m admitting it
I won’t take it back
Cause I did the shit
I was a hoe
And I’m admitting it
I won’t take it back
Cause I did the shit

Mona is really having sell their souls!!
I was a hoe
WetPntees

You sir I bid adieu… Nothing is UNclockable about him..
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Are they studs?
Vonn

Is that Iggy in your avatar?
Let Your Soul Glow

Stevie got arrested for beating his lady before, too.
It’s Taurus Season

HOLA Mamacita! How you is. Yes I still am your boo! *smoochez*
SameoleJ

One is hard stud the other soft butch.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

NIIICE!!!
iWasteTime

you ain’t ask but here go these pennies.
You have every right to ake your time. You went against yourself with last dude and was hurt. Not current dude fault but you know you better than anyone and if you say you need time TAKE it! If he isn’t ok with it, he not the man for you !
WetPntees

Show me the whorefax….
SameoleJ

Naw, random Albino. Apparently white is black and black is white or at the very least 25% on this blog.
iWasteTime

leavet the regula shemgula alone …lolol
Finding Forever…

GOTCHA…
WetPntees

Ikr… Hands already positioned as if ready to palm a basketball on sight!
SameoleJ

Girl!!!
SameoleJ

Heavy need of edge control!!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

You almost made me cry… this is how I feel. I need time. I need a solid foundation. I don’t want to jump blind again and get hurt….
stav

Well the guy that uses those DSLs is a faaag!
Milani

I think I am holding back because of the last situation which isn’t fair to him.
=================================
It may not be fair to him, but if he really love you like he says, he’ll help you work through whatever you need to work through to get to the point of loving him. If he loves and appreciates you, he’s not going to let you go.
Futuredocdonte

GLADLY I did not. Bih had my head messed up though – my thought process was like :why is she in the bathroom? Is this a monologue? Oh she about to sing? oh…..OHHHH?::
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Chile…lemme tell you. Grandma be ALL up in mine. ~whines~ Jimmy this…Jimmy that.

HANG THAT PHONE UP AND SITCHO 5 DOLLAR MEDICARE AZZ DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE! ~Nino Brown~
Finding Forever…

LONG STROKIN’ THEE WHOLE B-DA-2-DA-K, LOL…RAZ AIN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE, LOL…
WetPntees

And those soup coolers, like a vag turnt sideways…
It’s Taurus Season

I think Clarence Carter might have too if I recollect. He was married to Candy Staton. They mad cause they cant see…so next time she get close, they snatch XXX up and be like BISH didnt I tell you to get over here. And you aint come? Whap whap whap.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

You are right. I hope this isn’t just fluff and smoke… we will see.
SameoleJ

See, I would have just taken that azz whipping if my duck game was that weak. I would not be letting anybody know that a blind man with beads in his hair whipped my arse!! No, Siree Bob!! Look Officer, I know it looks like a fist, but I really ran into the door!! Now Git!!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Her dingaling is bigger than yours. ?
SameoleJ

Only if they are Kim K vag lips, cause them babies are dry!!
Genia Gouch

I have been awesome queen!!!
SameoleJ

Clear stroked the common sense and logic out of that boy!! Omarion gonna pop out as many babies as he can to prove his manhood!!
SummerBaby

The pic w/Jermaine might’ve fooled me, but that dayum selfie. ?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Slim on the wall or pre Liberty Bell squatty on the desk?
Yoni

Prolly didn’t want to his his handicapped ass back. SHIIIIIIIDDD! He woulda got his ass whipped AND nae-nae’d fuvkn round with me.
Genia Gouch

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im done witchoooo TODAY Sameole!!!
Finding Forever…

SOOOO DAMN NERVES JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, LOL…HAVE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE, WAS SHE EVVVVVERRYYTHING? WELL MINUS THE SANGIN’ ACCORDING TO SIR ELTON, LOL…I’LL BEAT HER, LIKE HER NAME IS PENNY FROM GOOD TIMES IF SHE DON’T SHOW…
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Don’t fight this!
SameoleJ

Usually it is the woman who feels this way, so big ups to him for putting it out there!!
country57

She has strong male features in her face. Easy to tell.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Not tuhdae ma’am. Please.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Last night we were hanging and he was solemn.I asked what was wrong. He said he knew he had to go to do training in Texas this week, but didn’t want to go. I said I will be here and besides this was his goal to increase his business. He said his goal was also to find a good woman and he has and he doesn’t want to leave when its just getting good. He asked me am I a “Out of Site out of mind” type of woman. I told him Im not like that. I feel he has insecurities that are making him act like this.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Interesting ?
WetPntees

I agree, but always keep in mind that although love takes time (says Mariah) time also waits for NO man!! We cannot be as patient as God is, but don’t keep driving past gas stations looking for the cheaper one whilst your gas light is on..(I hope you understand my logic) Rooting for you all the way!
I LOVE love…
Milani

New Post – The Dream and his new home
SameoleJ

Like heyul!! Would beat his azz worse than Ike did Tina. Woulda pure kncked all that herion out his system!! Nignog YOU MUST BE HIGH, let me fix that for you and good thing you already wear dark glasses, we don’t have to explain your black eyes.
Finding Forever…

RIIIGHHTT…CONGRATS TO HIM & AP ON THE BABY GIRL…AND FIZZ OLE FIZZ…HE JUST AIN’T RIGHT, NEITHER…LOL
SameoleJ

You mean this…………
WetPntees

Life is about taking chances.. How else will you know it’s meant to be if you don’t? What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger, besides God did not instill in us the spirit of fear.. The ONLY thing you have to lose is LOVE if it’s meant..
WetPntees

*takes your pennies and hands you back a quarter*
SameoleJ

Fizz always been goofy though, so we don’t know if that was Chris stroking him or not. He is just of the special variety.
It’s Taurus Season

I done seen Ms. Jackson every single tour since Rhythm Nation 1814 when I was 12 lol. She only gets BETTER would be my synopsis. But this is FOR SURE the last tour on this level. She is 50. I dont want to see 65 yo Janet dancing and performing personally. I went STRAIGHT Yolo for tickets for this one.
Let Your Soul Glow

Candy was married to him?? Wow. Didn’t know that. Maybe I missed her Unsung or something. But yeah, I definitely think it stems from resentment. But I’d do the This Christmas and put oil on the bathroom, hell, EVERY floor and let the fool fall on his azz all over the house as my getback.
Monday

The night picture I couldn’t tell but it her IG page… WHOA

I blame MAC make-up. I’m glad to have been born a natural female. This world is becoming more and more confusing
SameoleJ

You don’t even have to do all that, cause you might fall. Just when he leaves move ALL of the furniture around and stay at your besties house!! CTHU
Finding Forever…

WELLL I HOPE SHE IS JUST AS GOOD WHEN SHE GETS HERE…THOUGHT THE SAME AS FAR AS TOURING & THUS HAAAADD TO GO…MS. JACKSON IF YA NASTY, LOL…CONTROOOL!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Girl! Yes! Because you will run out of gas and have to call AAA and hope your card is up to date and your cell phone has a signal and enough juice because you’ve been playing in the gahden all day with white wimins who black but white, mutiple personalities who only have a quarter of their mind, fat people who eat all the wings and throw out your care package before Brown ask what they can do for you. I won’t even get to the ones who claim to have an “eat your groceries” license and are in dire need of lipchap.

Wayment. What were we talking about? You see what happens when you don’t use your gas buddy app?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

True.. My sister said.. Love didn’t hurt you…It the person who didn’t know HOW to love you who did. Love is kind.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Thanks WetPntees! I will see how this goes..
Let Your Soul Glow

Smart sister!
SameoleJ

If dudes took the time to get to know a person, instead of seeing how many vaginas they can get into, they wouldn’t be accidentally (or on purpose) digging up in some azz instead!! Ain’t NO woman, NOT even a prostitute unless you are paying her well…gonna let you up in her dookey shoot like it is a drive thru.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Is he one of the dates you had to choose from? Military dude?
SameoleJ

SMH, I read that as The Dream and his new Hoe!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Nikki and Professor Olgilvie?
Auditor

Not married but engaged…I didn’t know. He knew though…takes my ass a minute to actually care for a person. Told me he loved me a month in…I’m like hol up you don’t even know me. Told me I was his rib few months after that. This was when I was 17/18. We’re just now getting back together after 12 years of growing up. We’ve ALWAYS been on the same wave length completely and he’s my soul mate.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

???
Yoni

LMAO Woulda slapped his ass out of a stooper. Fuk NARCAN, yo ass gone get this DARK HAN(D). LMAO
iWasteTime

lmaooooooooo
I worke with his cousins girl. She invited me to chill and smoke.
Mr. Time was in the house, We were outside for a minute, playing cards and all. He walked out, asked who was laughing, it was me! His face changed and I was in love!
iWasteTime

Perfectly understandable. You know the roses are here for ya!
Candance

I do… my good friend got fooled. and that unlockable boi almost met his maker!
kco0l;s ChocolateBox

ALL of “them” kiss & tell. So no man is safe messing with them on the dl. I wish I can point this out to them…But they stay messin with them.
WetPntees

Amen.. You better preach it!
WetPntees

http://www.hollerin.gov
Matix B

She is full man in the face… but don’t care about faces, they’re only concerned with T and A lol in this case HE has both!
KianaJ

Not good or bad i’m just shocked how much my cousin looks like this him/her. Lol
Fendi

People always claim to have had a “blast” with a celeb on social media, only to have that “blast” shut down with the quickness. It’s sad adults can’t take pics with other adults in 2016 without being misconstrued.
Fendi

That sounds like ways you can order eggs at the Waffle House.

Waitress: “How would you like your eggs?”

Woman: “I’ll have them hard stud. He would like his soft butch.”

Man: “Naw, girl!!! Ion eat eggs!”
Nelleoftheball

thats one ugly man and Jermaine isn’t cute either
BKLYNS MAMA

dies…a slow death. Icant
The Mrs.

It’s not that easy. Some of them you cannot tell at all. Like that gorgeous Amiyah Scott!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Awww
Renay Peters

All JD saw was DSL’s…typical! (Smdh)
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Noooo..they were all dudz.. He is someone else. Really kind. At first not giving him the time of day lol. He just treats me…differently…
RAE23

I truly think JD swings both ways!!!!!! Him and a long list of other celebrities, but hey that’s their business!
yvette46

This one’s clockable!!
Goddess™

They don’t want biological black women, they choose white women instead…if you see a black male celebrity with what you think is a “black woman” 9 out of 10 times it is a transsexual, HE KNOWS and has already identified that he is male and that the transsexual still has his functioning penis. This is the only time you will see a black male celebrity openly and PROUDLY displaying his affections for a “black” wo(man)….they avoid black biological women like the plague so that alone should be enough clue and evidence to confirm that indeed he is a pre-op tranny. He isn’t no good if he doesn’t still have his “male member” because then to the black male celebrity he is a sore resemblance of the biological black woman. Rest assured EVERYONE…that is a tranny with his full equipment resting nestled between his legs. ??
Meme81

In the first pic, he seems very clockable.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Look once, twice, thrice, fourths and fifths
?E?E?M?A

Regardless of how many definitions are given it still sounds ridiculous if a non gay male uses the term clockable. Gay men don’t refer to trannies at all as clockable in 2016. The correct term would be “real.” Go to a gay ball. You will never clockable used to describe a transsexual.

So tired of black women like Nene and Tamar Braxton thinking they know gay lingo because they hung around a few black gay hair and makeup artists. Then they say it to the public and you have straight black women sounding a fool saying these things. It’s like a white suburban guy saying “my n!gga.” Certain terms are only used in certain contexts.
http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

That was the old time I liked Bush. His old ass moved quick.
Alicia.Ashe

She looks like a man to me……..
whitty hutton

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles can see that’s a damn man…Jermaine’s dumb ass knew it was too.
yallcrazy

And if you squint your eyes you can see He’s one too
yallcrazy

Yep that brow bone stick out just like a mans
yallcrazy

Ctfu!!
product of 79

Umm ? no SIR that’s clockable in 4 different time zones ?
Mrs. ??????????

It still looks like a man, IMO.
MzFutureLCSW

Bothers my heart to see someone reject their natural born gender. I always wonder, What happened?
ViolettaBliss

Unclockable? Sorry but that looks like a dude with a weave!
?Patty Kakes?

Pahahahahahahahaha I know that’s right???

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