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A loyal reader sent this in. She said Cash Money Records mogul Birdman was issued a speeding ticket. The ticket certainly looks official. But I don't know how true this is. So don't put my name in it if you repeat this anywhere.

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  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

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  • mzwhang90210

    ???????

  • mzwhang90210

    ???

  • That’s Interesting

    That's so funny. But it's ReSPECK!

  • mela.reign77

    I'm still trying to figure out why this little gremlin was so heated. He should try to be calm and smile or smirk at all times. No funny , weird or awkward expressions for him. his face is doing way to much for all those angry faces!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    IN TODAY'S VERSION OF "WE ALL NEED JESUS"...THIS DAMN PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANY IS REALLY TRYING TO CHARGE ME FOR PAINT AND TREE LIMBS...ON A HOUSE THAT WAS BUILT BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN...DAMN TREE OLDER THAN MY ARSE! I'M GLAD TO BE BACK IN AN APARTMENT...THE NEXT HOUSE I LIVE IN WILL BE MINE. RENTING IS A SCAM.

  • Finding Forever…

    WELLL DAMN...IS SAFE TO SAY, HE'S REGRETTING HIS LIL TIRADE? HE'LL BE THE ASS OF JOKES FOR MANY MINUTES TO COME...
    #BrrrrrrrrrWhatHappenedToThatBoy, LOL...EMOTIONS, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED...
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6rC1krGp0

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I cant stop laughing at is you finish or is you done and then peeled the hell OFF.

  • Jusstlookn

    Didnt put respect on his name.
    *******************

  • SummerBaby

    I worked from home for years. I've been back working in the office for the past few months. I swear I can't remember what clothes I wear to work & don't want to repeat outfits too often.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Well Im a Clipse fan. Long live King Push. And in more ironic arse ish. The title of HIS 1st album? My Name Is My Name.

    Im at my desk on cant breathe status fooling with yall.

  • AnonymousRose

    Why is this worthy,. a person got a ticket. whats gonna happen, some tragic event...****shrugs****

  • Sucker Free

    Sorry to hear that boo

    I think homeownership is overrated....im remodeling my kitchen right now and i keep wanting to call the landlord...so many things need done

    Pick yo poison

  • Finding Forever…

    I love the Clipse, too...GRIN-DIN' & when you know what I keep in the lining (beat slap on the desk, too)...He's been an ASS for years...

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    This was me. IDGAF how I look at this new gig though unless I got someplace to damn be after work. Matter of fact I left this morning and Library Man was like its not Friday. Im like ummm you is correct...? Why you saying that?

    Him: Why you got on jeans?

    Cause nigga I can. Bye.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    did "loyal reader" provide an image of the actual ticket? if so, how so????

  • Sucker Free

    Those face and head tats look demonic

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    That beat to Grindin is ICONIC. The Neptunes did THAT.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I'm not gonna lie when I heard put some respeck on it. It reminded me of this ???

    https://youtu.be/XXPKoXD--zQ

  • Finding Forever…

    WHY IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT TO HIS FACE? I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE PIC W/O LAUGHIN'...Noooow he AIN'T HAVE MUCH looks from birth (SAWWWWY MOMMA BIRDMAN), so what possessed him to put that ISH on there? I'LL NEVER K-N-O-W, LOL...

  • SummerBaby

    At least once a week I wear a shirt with my college name on it. ?

  • Sucker Free

    Im riding with expired tags....can i get an open post?

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Momma Birdman.

    Heffa. Please. PLEASE log your ass out.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    that's so nice that you care Summer, Lol!
    I got a line-up of 'uniforms' I've been wearing all winter... i'll branch out and wear 'cuter' stuff when we finally get to the real spring/summer seasonal weather *shrug*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ROFL!!!!!

  • Yoni

    I promise I think I have on the same shirt from yesterday. LMAO "Come on scrubs, now let's get in rotation..."

  • iWasteTime

    this is real!!!
    I thought this was a hoax last night !!

  • MissHarlem

    That's me. Idgaf. Only question is it clean. Spring summer is when I get cute.

  • Yoni

    So is homeownership. LOL

  • SummerBaby

    So are student loans ?

  • Yoni

    THIS! I've always said it was overrated. You don't own shit if you still gotta pay somebody else a penny to keep it.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I got too used to working in pajama pants and cotton t-shirts too. My kids and peeps STILL trying to figure out what my dress code even IS. I go pick up Dub11 and even the BABY be like ummm did you go to WORK today mama? Did you work from home? No girl. I wore these leggings and this t-shirt and these Nikes right on in. Hell its clean. I aint naked. Getcho ass in the cah.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Lawd, this fool cannot escape that Breakfast Club "interview". *dead* And he had the nerve to say, "And I ain't gon say it no mo", sounding like somebody's ole drunk grandpa. *fawkin dead* And then crossed his damn fat midget arms, too. *falls out*

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I just said that. Its clean.

  • Yoni

    What meme did I see that had Bernie in Bey's fur tambout "Yall corny with all this debt after college mess."

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    exactly - is it clean! now if I have bidness outside my dept, i'll look like I care, but otherwise, I'm at my desk all day, so I'm gonna be comfortable.

  • That’s Interesting

    I basically rotate three pairs of pants. Yes, I wash them. Lol. I have a few more that I wear, but not a lot. I have different shirts, but I might repeat them sometimes. I don't know and I don't care. Now that it's spring, I might start wearing something nicer. Probably not...

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I STARTED MY WEEK IN JEANS...FELT GREAT. THEY DO NOT PAY ME ENOUGH FOR WARDROBE CONSIDERATION.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    You could snap a pic of your outfit daily before you put it on to remember. Keep like a 3 or 4 week log before deleting so you know.

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    The internet ain't shyt. LOL

  • SummerBaby

    The other day my daughter had a track meet a few hours away that I was traveling to. I had on my track meet mom t-shirt & my other daughter asked when was I getting dressed ??

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    A cop pulled me over for driving with an expired tag 2 weeks ago. That's how I found out my driver's license was also expired. Who looks at their own driver's license? ?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    HONEY I BROUGHT A BLANKET WITH ME ONE DAY...I AIN'T GOT TIME TO ANYTHING BUT COMFORTABLE. THIS IS A WHOLE THIRD OF MY DAY HERE!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I coulda pulled up on you a few places you be at...But I ain't thunk thought dat was gangsta ??

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I mean I get paid decent. If its an issue I can step it up. But hell. A lot of others gonna have to as well. A LOT. I started here around the holidays. But by second week in Jan? I was on my phuck it.

  • MissHarlem

    Yup.

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    AIN'T HAVE MUCH
    ------------------------
    That's pretty positive. I would say he didn't have any.

  • Paige

    I love you Sandra, but why is this news?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *faints* All tree of yall.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Lol.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I don't see nothing wrong. and now that I found a couple pair black pants that I can throw in the wash! chile, the ones I wore Monday are washed and dry in time to jump back in the rotation for Thursday, Lol!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    They don't mail/email out a notice in GA when your license is expiring?

  • SummerBaby

    I might have to try this. I also think there are apps to track it also.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    BUT THE KEYWORD IS OWNERSHIP...HAIL MOST OF THESE OWNERS NOW LIVING IN APARTMENTS AND RENTING THEIR HOUSES OUT FOR INCOME. I'M STAYING MY ARSE PUT.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Yall seen his boo, Young Thug threatening Charlamagne now????? Go on Thugger, stand up for your man. You ole ride or die bish.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    How you love that, playboi?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    DEFER, DEFER, FOREBEAR, DEFER...IN THAT ORDER.

  • OSHH

    i keep a wardrobe journal on calender at work, have done so for years.... cause a lot of my memories I associate with what I had on

  • MissHarlem

    Just recently they been on some bull. Can't wear jeans anymore. I'm on a countdown here so per usual idgaf

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    LOL! the baby was like, 'I know she aint been on them folks job site like THAT!'

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    HOW MANY MORE YEARS I GOTTA SLAVE BEFORE I REACH DECENT? SHEEEESH!

  • Sucker Free

    Girl so much of life is a racket!

    Mortgages
    Student loans
    Car loans
    Credit
    Banking industry
    Insurance industry
    Justice system

    Shall i keep going?

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    You leaving them? Well hell. Go head on!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He threatening folks with his new veneers ??

  • Yoni

    Told yall I don't talk to these folks here at the plantation. You get quiet on'em, THEY get scared. You call'em out on their shit, they don't have an answer. Co-worker comes in today....."What's up with you?". Me: "Nothin. Why?" :sideeye: "You just seem down." Me: "How so?"....Her: "Nothin'. You just....." Me: *turns up my Pandora in my headphns*

  • MissHarlem

    Hell yea. Will hit you on the Jack

  • Yoni

    Just a post to give us an open post. LOL

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Be like I know you didnt go. You coulda came and ate lunch with me you know. Girl I was REALLY at WORK I say.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    WE GOT ACQUIRED AND THEY SENT OUT A NEW DRESS CODE...OUR CUSTOMER IS NIKE. THEY DRESS DOWN ALWAYS AND FOREVER! IT USED TO MEAN SOMETHING, BUT I WON'T EVEN WEAR MY SWOOSH TO WORK ANYMORE.

    TARJAY TOMS AND A CLEAN SHIRT WITH MOSTLY CLEAN PANTS...I SAY MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE LOWS

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Try the Closet+ or Stylebook apps.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Sandra I'm gonna need you to get your stuff in order (if Trump had been in office, you'd be posting from sandrarose.co.uk) Lol!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    VERY TRUE!

  • MzFutureLCSW

    If this turns out to be true....................................................LAWD!!!

  • Shana

    they spelled 'Respek" wrong...

  • Bam Bam Li

    Jesus...."I didn't put respect on his name" I'm fu&£ing done ??

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    :CHASE: LMAO!!!!

  • SummerBaby

    Me too! That's why it's so crazy I can't remember what I wear to work.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    total disbelief! LOL!!!

  • Yoni

    Right....ownership meaning they don't OWN it really.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    YESSSSSSSS!

  • Shana

    he did sound like he was ready to pull off his belt!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Low! you know she know better, smh
    Lol!

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    And if I AM asked to step it up that is all Imma damn do. Imma khaki they ass to damn DEATH with a different color shirt every day. Bout 7-8 pairs of khakis and 7-8 shirts. FOMF. I aint got time or the desire.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    HE THREW A REAL LIVE TANTRUM FOR THE AIRWAVES...INFAMY INDEED!

    EDIT: SAY "THREW" LIKE "TRUE" WHEN YOU READ IT =D

  • Yoni

    I tell folks all the time "I am the PROUD owner of a washer and dryer." #almightybless

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I've never received a letter reminding me that my license is expiring.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I'M STUCK AT THIS LINK THO!!! AUNTIE GONNA GRAB THAT DOMAIN JUST IN CASE! HAIL SHE MAY ALREADY HAVE IT

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Angela Yee always gonna be the second star in that clip. *but but...my notes!*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    one day? girl I KEEP a blanket in here. we're on the ground floor and it gets cold in here in winter. then in summer they keep it on 'meat locker' ...aint nobody got time for all that cold.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    It's just a little humor. It provides a little levity for my cubicle readers to get though their day.

  • Shana

    Off topic but is anyone else poop schedule off? I mean every dang time I'm at work - geesh!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you said you "might" bother? LOL!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    MORE THAN ONE OCCASION...I HAD A DAMN BABY QUILT WITH ME THE OTHER DAY. IT AIN'T EEEM ALL THE WAY HOT YET BUT THE AIR STAYS ON 60!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    :POPCORN: PLEASE DO

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    And then ended with...let me stop lying. I aint.

  • Shana

    OMG, the blog just got FINER!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    no, don't go no further because I done got angry just at insurance! and don't get me started on taxes! *blows gasket*

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Why they do this to Kimvelina

  • MzFutureLCSW

    EE I KEE!

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Wow we get a renewal reminder in the mail 60 days in advance in Delaware.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    At old spot when I was office based...our office was temp controlled based on outside temp. So if it got to 73-74 outside the damn AIR came on. Bish WHY? What we asked our office manager. We used to pure work in our Snuggies.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I went to the tag office twice last week. They claim I don't have the right documentation. They play games over there.

  • Karma WhO

    sandra you know you better put some RESPECK on his name before he be pullin up on ya at work.....lmao

  • Yoni

    And we thank you for this. :bow: :kneel: :party:

  • MissHarlem

    He threatened them how by aggressively sucking dck?!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I CAN'T EVEN FIGHT THE ONES THAT'S HERE NOW...THEY ROTATE A LOT OF TEMPS IN AND OUT OF HERE. LE SIGH. BUT I TOLD ONE CHICK YESTERDAY "DON'T BRING ME NOTHING ELSE UNLESS YOU GOT SOME FOOD WITH IT!"

    YESTERDAY I GOT CHIPS AND I JUST GOT A TOOTSIE ROLL POP! #WINNING #JUSTPLAYINTHEGAMETHO #THEYRESPECKMYNAME

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    okffd;lgjdjglkjkgdjgkjkdjkdjdljddgkkdkdg

  • Yoni

    More like Flint Water

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    girl preach on this please.
    had a chick here ask me why I wasn't my usual joking, fun self (after I commented a couple of times on her dept lagging on paperwork follow-up). I shrugged and said maybe it's my allergies and I'm tired. she then proceeds to tell me 'well you know we have to uplift each other and its not all about you"
    so I asked her who had been torn down. she had no answer so she left my office. :rolleyes: bish do yo work! ...THEN we can joke.

  • SummerBaby

    Dead

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Im still crine.

  • SummerBaby

    I had someone ask me at work while I was so quiet, because I'm minding my dayum business ?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *faints* Why Harlem, whyyyyyyyyy?????????????????

    That fool said he was gon torture him.

    Charlamagne said, "I will NOT be leaving the house, cuz I do NOT wanna find out what kinda torture that is. *dead as hell*

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    Non-Potable Water

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Aaaahhhhh

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I guess that's what he meant by torture ??

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    Uplift each other? 'Cuse me ma'am? If you need a laugh you best log your azz onto Youtube or Netflix and watch a dayum comedy clip.

  • MissHarlem

    See I be knowing ?

  • Sucker Free

    Lol...i actually typed then erased that!

    Dont get angry...just get even ;-)

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    My new work homie is 2 weeks in here longer than I am lol. He started week before Thanksgiving. I started the week after. Cool as a fan. Black fella. We the ONLY blacks on the team. We joined forces EARLY. We only talk to each other. Das it.

  • MissHarlem

    He wants no parts of young thugger and his ruffle blouses

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO. I can't even read your font the same after that shyt you typed up above. *omw to the upper room*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    girl! this seems to be the biggest mystery of all time.
    I don't come here to socialize. and those of you who do choose to have a personal friendship don't really even like each other. tell me why I would want to hang w/you petty, insecure, childish women who need to be part of a clique to survive an 8-hr shift. I'm a grown azz woman, and I got my own mind. girl bye!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    and crop tops

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Old job KEPT inviting me over they house. Out on the weekends etc. Ummm NO.

  • MissHarlem

    With the pum pum shorts and cowboy boots

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    MISSISSIPPI RIVER WATER

  • MissHarlem

    ??

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THAT'S ME ALL DAY...AND WILL WALK AROUND THE OFFICE IN IT TOO. BUT I'M SURE YOU DID THAT TOO LMAO

  • Put some Respeck on B.Sweet

    You walk around your office with that azz in leggings? Jesus. I'm done for the day.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    yeah, she came at me like I wasn't down for the cause or something. (like I don't know her sneaky arse over there complaining about our dept because she can't comprehend what we put out). bish iont know you to owe you.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    KNOW SHE KNOW BETTER! SMDH

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Said that nigga wont have ME at an undisclosed location, doing ungodly things to my body, and singing Das My Best Fren under his breath in between acts.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    I keep telling people if you don't own the land your house is on, you don't own shit.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    and the fishnets and kitten heels

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Aint nobody here to look. My work homie probably aint eem looking. He lives with a Becky. He does not want me.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    see both of yall got good sense, smh. I work with some real live dyed in the wool house knee-grows *sigh*

  • Yoni

    'well you know we have to uplift each other and its not all about you"
    _________________
    And THIS is where she woulda got told!

  • Yoni

    I don't want them bringing me SHIT.....specially not no "food". Bitches kiss their dogs in the mouth and lick the serving spoons. No thank you.

  • mela.reign77

    Have you guys and gals ever come in contact with someone that has a story for everything? There's this new chic here about to drive me insane. I can be talking to someone and she interrupts with a story of how she had, did, been, went, believe. Example: Me: I went to the store last night and left without my items. Her: Ohhh I remember one time I did the same thing! Me: *rolls eyes* Watch out lil bish! Kmsl she's really getting on every nerve that I have and lymph nodes too! She be sitting in the cut waiting to add her two cents. Man shut your face right now! Okay, sorry I had to vent. lol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    uh-oh, somebody over at breakfast club finna get sissy clawed!

  • Yoni

    She's the chick from American Pie...."I remember this one time at band camp.....". LMAO

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LISTEN...NO MAS

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I been with these folks for YEARS. I ain't NEVER even been to a company picnic! I told 'em if I gotta see yall on one of MY Saturdays, i'ma need to be compensated, TUH.

  • Yoni

    Then they have that "eminent domain" shit where they can come take yo shit and build a highway on top of it. That's bullshit!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (and you know the dog drinking out the terlit)

  • tintin

    i agree with. supposedly my mortgage will be paid off when i'm 65. hopefully i win the lottery.

  • Yoni

    Yep. But this GAS damn near KILLED a bitch while she was sleep. It woke me up, and I thought somebody had came in my house and tried to asphyxiate me. Gave my ass sleep paralysis. I couldn't (read: too scared to) move.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    *looks around to see if anybody badge say mela.reign77*
    ...cause I KNOW I work w/dis bish! you can't have an experience that this chick aint had before you! if you lost a fam member, then dammit she just buried somebody too!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I got snot....

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Mr. Cee byke on the radio?

  • mela.reign77

    Lmbo! And she's still talking... I can hear her through the door. Her cubicle sits outside of my office. I've turned up my music and everything. Lmbo

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ROFL!!!

  • mela.reign77

    I can't help but listen I can't get a word in with this woman. Lol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    and jeggings

  • mela.reign77

    OMG yes!!! I wish I had super powers I would put her butt on mute. Lmbo

  • NegraGata

    He's trying to be relevant again. I never was into him, didn't know diddly squat about him until that picture of him and lil wayne smooching came out. But anyway that BC scene was a major fail for me - he seemed so silly and under educated.

  • MissHarlem

    ???

  • Yoni

    Dead serious. I was laying in my bed like :eek: :hurl: Da FUKK I eat???!!!???!!!?!? :box: :karate:

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    WELL I WAS REFERRING TO HER...I CAUGHT THAT DRIFT! LMAO

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Ummm Im dat nigga that shows up to the company holiday party (held at a bar the whole 6 years I was there) with: my sister, my BIL, my dude, and if we can get her to go...MY MAMA. Why? Likka is free. We coming to smash yall open bar for an hour then we leaving. Im unleashing my squad on yall free food. Giveaways. And guess what? I STILL aint fukkin with yall.

  • mela.reign77

    I just re-read your comment, you are nuts!!!!!! Kmsl.. I think this may be the same person or she's a clone. LMBO!!!!!!!!!

  • mela.reign77

    Ohhhhh... lol.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I KNEW THIS WAS WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY...IT'S PRE PACKAGED STUFF -IN MY DEFEATED VOICE-

  • mela.reign77

    She got me so nervous... kmsl.

  • Yoni

    ....and licking his AND HER ass.

  • Yoni

    Don't ever be defeated. LOL

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    KICK THE BUDS UP ANOTHER POINT OR 2

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Even if you own the land they still can come and take it.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/eminent-domain-being-abused/

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm listening....

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    im'a need you to return the baby's quilt though, LOL!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Rofl!!!

  • mela.reign77

    I just read somewhere that Katt Williams has been arrested again. Smhhh!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (that's races)
    LMAO!!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Lol!

  • Yoni

    So why ain't NONE OF yall country folks tell me that you can coat fish in mustard and cornmeal and fry it up and that's what's hot in these damn streets?!!!???!?!?!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Mustard? Never heard mustard but it sounds good.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    if she don't have it now, she better go 'head and park it (just like she need to do with that vehicle w/the expired tag, smh)

  • KB

    This ? is fake as hell but pure comedy. Whoever did this is stoopid ?. I bet Tweetyman is hotter than fish grease that he got caught up in his feelings and showed out. The public is being merciless. ?

  • Yoni

    I seen it last night on da Book. Got right out of bed and "tried it". Man listen. #lunch :pizza:

  • Yoni

    And because they feel like you feel some type of way, they try to start some mess. Just wait and watch.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Lol!
    I'd always give my tickets away. one girl would bring all her generations and extensions to the picnic. that bish had Loddy Doddy, Cou'n Pete, and her BFF fam, LMAO.
    (I kinda think she the reason they started limiting the ticket distribution...)
    Kicker: she and her whole crew was from Southeast...

  • Yoni

    And tell them it costs them nothing to do the same.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I will be doing this on Sunday

  • starbright9449

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This made my morning.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    He was released at midnight.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Why was he arrested?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    yeah, I pay them dust. (but if she feeling froggy and think she wanna come at me on some 'we need to talk' b.s., I will shut this door and wear her azz OUT. (and when I'm finished and I'm done she aint gone never tell noboby but gawd)

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    -GASP-

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh... I wasn't ready....

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    -SIDE EYE- I'M DOWN HERE TOO...AND MY PLUS ONE OUTSIDE OF MY KIDS (AND SPOUSE?) WOULD BE MY MAMA OR SIMPLY ONE EXTRA SOMEBODY TO HELP WITH THE LOWS.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    she cruisin' for it. she's new and trying to play all sides. maybe she'll calm down now that she didn't get that vacant mgr position. (I'd hate for her to have to meet 'the me nobody knows') Lol!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    NOT HARDLY - BUT YOU WIN! I CAN'T NEGATE DOG KISSES

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you said, show yourself! LMAO!!!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    SHE WAS MUY SERIOSA TOO

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh, you being too conservative and considerate. if I remember correctly, they said one time her crew came as a busload...

  • Yoni

    Not when you're finished AND done. LMAO What you gone do? Tell her to put some respeck on it?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    NERP! IT BROUGHT ME JOY TOO...SMELLED BABIES ALL DAY LONG YESTERDAY! THEY GOT OTHER BLANKETS...MESSY BEHINDS SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT IT IN MY TRUCK

  • Yoni

    No thank ya!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    she got to be a clone. no one person could have lived through all of what she's been through in ONE lifetime!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    got out of bed???!!!

  • Yoni

    I ain't went to nan picnic, Christmas party, employee forum or nathan! Wait, I did go to the retirement function for the lil blk lady that was leaving. But I ordered an appetizer, told them to bring it out as "to-go" and BOUNCED!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well, now that you mention it, i'ma have to! Lol!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    we have quarterly staff meetings, 9-12. they offer lunch. I kindly brang my arse back to my office at 11. (I work so I can have lunch money. I have no desire to spend MY meal break with you sumbishes.)

  • Yoni

    Or licking the serving spoons! THAT is a no-no.

  • Yoni

    ....with a fresh FULL-SET. #hotpink

  • Yoni

    Yeah, my ass goes to bed when I get home.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well sometimes we need a little reminder of home. (don't tell nobody but I worked so many hours in January, I had a pic of my bed on my foam, and in the evenings when I worked late, I'd put it up on one of the monitors as my background image. my azz was HomeSICK.)

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    JAIL NELS!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    hmmmmm.... that would work in the colder months, but when it's still light outside at 8:30pm, I can't do it.

  • Yoni

    I'm a homebody. That's my reading/nap time. Errands are already ran and phn calls (mama'nem and PP) have already been made. Any and everybody else can kick damn rocks.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well what kinda fish you cooked? was it fillet or whole? you pan fry or deep fry? how much mustard? how much meal? put up a pic, LMAO!!!

  • Yoni

    Jamberry

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THAT ARSE WAS BED SICK...I KNOW THE FEELING. MY BED IS MY ONE TRUE HAPPY PLACE!

  • Yoni

    I was scared, you hear me. Had a man been in that bed, we woulda been divorced, broke up and I'd be dead. LMAO

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm all the way a homebody too. but I be doing errthang BUT resting... I'm a busybody at the house.

  • Yoni

    Wassamatta?

  • Carmen Jones

    They are kinda wearing this "respeck" thing out.. ?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    OH HAIL NO! GREW UP AROUND TOO MANY SPRITES. WE NEVER INVITED FAMILY TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD PARTIES AND I REMEMBER WE HAD A BIG BLOCK PARTY ONE YEAR...IN THE SUBURBS! ...WE WERE THE ONLY US'S TOO SEW I LEARNT THAT LESSON VERY EARLY ON.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    FOODGASM DUH! THAT SOUNDS BEYOND DELECTABLE!!!

  • Yoni

    Besides me fixing myself something to eat, everything is pretty much done at my house. Hell it's only me there. Don't take much to clean one cup, plate, spoon and fork. LOL

  • mela.reign77

    Lmbo!!! IKR

  • mela.reign77

    Okay.. I'm so disappointed in that little bitty man.

  • Full Monty

    He is just another angry ninja. He probably don't even know why he is so angry and with a face like that, he should never make those faces.

  • Yoni

    I cooked FOUR pieces of tilapia and one WHOLE piece of whiting (headless and dressed). Deep fried.....hard. I just squirted some in a pyrex dish. Coat it on each side. Then put it into my (Andy's) yellow meal. No pics. LOL

  • ReadingUfromTX

    Bro: Cracks joke about Kanye

    Me: You better leave Yeezus alone

    Bro: He needs to leave US alone

    #Dead

  • Taylordanes

    COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Taylordanes

    COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yoni

    LMAO And my greedy arse done MIXED spicy brown, yellow AND jalapeno mustard to coat mine in.

  • Yoni

    LMAO And my greedy arse done MIXED spicy brown, yellow AND jalapeno mustard to coat mine in.

  • RAE23

    I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS PURPOSE WAS BECAUSE WE GOT "NOTHING" BUT AN IGNORANT TIRADE!!!

  • RAE23

    I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS PURPOSE WAS BECAUSE WE GOT "NOTHING" BUT AN IGNORANT TIRADE!!!

  • Lovely

    Somebody playin wit him...

  • Lovely

    Somebody playin wit him...

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm only still if I'm in viewing mode, like binge watching something and sometimes when I settle down with a good read. otherwise, there's always something to do. (this may be a sign that I'm not as organized as you, Lol!)

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm only still if I'm in viewing mode, like binge watching something and sometimes when I settle down with a good read. otherwise, there's always something to do. (this may be a sign that I'm not as organized as you, Lol!)

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THEN TOLD ME BOUT IT...I CAN'T STAND YOU RIGHT NOW. SOUNDS LIKE THE BEES KNEES FRFR!!!

  • Yoni

    It was ok. I have to do some perfecting and tweaking when I do it again. First time was great!

  • Sucker Free

    Thats another racket...lol

  • Yoni

    I ain't saying I'm "organized" but I do what's pleasing to my soul. LOL

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I am hongrie as a mofo after reading this...
    *weeps*

  • mzbestseller

    Like an old pair of K Swiss...Its not funny anymore ?

  • Shana

    is you finish or is you done?

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    See that's the bullshit! You're better off saving your coins, and heading over seas to build your house. This country is full of shit, always finding some way to scam people. Sallie Mae, taxes, home OWNERship politics , scams all scams!

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    America is a cooperation, everythings for sale, including the people. Smh

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    hey I hear that.
    I'm most happy and at peace just puttering around my lil house. I/we keep it peaceful, so it's always a place I want to be.

  • Yoni

    THIS!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh...

  • Yoni

    THAT'S WHY my hongree ass got up outta that bed and went and fixed it. Shit looked GOOD on da book. Matter of fact, the chicks page is Wuzzam Supa. SHE is funny as shit!

  • Canary Red™

    R.E.S.P.E.C.K. take care of Baby! Ohhhhhh

    Respeck me baby when we''re all alone
    Respeck me sugar when you come home
    Respeck me baby when you know it''s oh so good
    Respeck me baby like I know you could
    Respeck me, respect me me
    Respeck me, oh I I-I-I

    He annunciated that K , dang when I first heard about it, I thought he just didn't pronounce the T, that negro put a K on the end...

  • mzwhang90210

    D
    A
    F

  • ramosyo

    This nasty down low scum is so damn ghetto! I saw him on the breakfast club. He walked in with some little boys insulted the morning show and left. Right before they were going to ask him about yung thug and his BOOTY poppin tendencies! He tatted an oil rig on his head lied about owning it and covered it up lol! He is loosing money left & right... I can't stand this trash. Some people don't need to have money he is one of them
    Got pulled over in a DODGE CHARGER? Not a Bentley !?!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    yeah I grew up with 'em too (but I say fugg 'em) Lol!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    NO VASELINE

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    MAYBE HALF FISH FRY/HALF CORNMEAL?

  • Yoni

    However you please. I love cornmeal. I don't know what "fish fry" is. Is it flour'ish. I love Yellow cornmeal mixed with Andy's cornmeal. Or is that the "fish fry" you talking about?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}
  • Felicia Kelley

    Did they put some respeck on it??

  • Felicia Kelley

    I had a 15 year mortgage

  • Yoni

    Oh. I just got hip two weeks ago to THAT brand for my CHICKEN! They have a CHICKEN kind......spicy. Flour WHO?

    But get this, the chick who's page I got the mustard tip from.......is from Louisiana. #wuzzam supa

  • TheWildChild

    ?? he was Memed' to death

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Here at a restaurant they smother it with ketchup and mustard when it's done and folks love it. Not me though. That's new to me though.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Just like that kiss he will never live this down ole clown.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    *duly noted*
    whazzup Wuzzam!! Lol!

  • mzwhang90210

    Low Low got cooties now. Unghhhhhhhh...
    :run:

  • surprise2012

    They should of arrested him for saying "Is you finish or Is you done" SMH. See, we have got to do better!!! Doesn't finish & done mean the same thing? IJS

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    ????????

  • Kim

    So Birdman drives a 2012 Gray Dodge Charger?

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    DEAD he refused because I didn't put respect on his name. Y'all are so crazy for this.

  • Yoni

    Now I'm good for doing that at this one particular spot we have. Ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, vinegar (and sometimes peppers and onions - shout out to Alabama's). But to cover it in mustard and cook it? Different.....and good. LOL

  • Ant Hill

    LMAO

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I'm gonna try it