Rhymeswithsnitch.com — Blac Chyna will give birth to that next generations of Kardashians.
After months of rumors, Blac Chyna confirms she is with child…
Moments ago Blac Chyna confirmed she is pregnant with Rob Kardashians baby in the form of an emoji.
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She needs to take that ring off the emoji… you not there yet Blac.. you on the way though. She thought she was set having Tyga’s baby but she crapped out with his broke asssssk. I think she got the check right this time. And I think Rob is actually a nice guy.
Well, well, well. Congrats to them! Not sure how wise it is hitching her wagon to THAT family, but I wish her and little Mocha Asia the best!
Soooooo, the internets already decided they’re gonna name the baby Koreya Kardashian (Korey for short).
I don’t know what to tell my teenager. She was to wear her rubber bands with her braces for the last two years. They kept telling her and she would wear them some days and not so much other days. Now today they put this metal appliance in her mouth and she has been pIssed for 6 hours. I’ve never seen her so angry. Usually she will get over something. I tried to comfort her but it is her fault. She called her father and wants him to go by their after work and see if they will go back to rubber bands. It would cost us more money and they would lose money to do something that she has already proven she will not do. No. I don’t know what to tell her. Consequences. She keeps coming to me and I’m not telling her what she wants to hear.
Lol
It was only a matter of time before this happened. Rob gullible ass got got smh! I wonder how mama Kris feel about this?
oh chyna , chyna , chyna
be careful what u wish for
???? maybe that will be a name for a character in my next book! I kind of like it
I like the name korey
Her baby will probably be lighter than North or Saint. Not saying they aren’t cute. Mocha vanilla creame.
Congrats.
Over yall tho. After you took pic with Kylie.
I feel like we in the twilight zone….
Rubber band to fix her bite? Is her new appliance a palate expander?
No, it is some kind of spring attached from the top to the bottom. I think it is for the bite.
Tough love. I pulled my braces off at 13 like a dumb asssssk. My daddy told me, well you are going to have f*ckked up teeth til you are old enough to buy them yourself. I am now 36, just had braces taken off last year.. $6K later with my own money. I love my daddy #hardlessonslearned
Her and Amber lost me with that. Then I seen an interview that I shouldn’t stating she doesn’t identify with being black but yet you want to capitalize ? pretty puss or not I’m done
they must be the only people in town to hump!
Tell her like you just said. Consequences. It’s to be taken seriously because it will shape the smile she will have for the rest of her life. Hopefully she gets over it and thinks ahead to all the cute selfies she can take.
…….This ? right here.
So this is why the Kardashians extended an olive branch. Go Chyna, make them kiss your azz lol. You still know all of Tyga’s secrets too lol.
Tokyo Toni about to show her complete ass. She done hit the MFin jackpot lol
Pretty puss said that? ?
Dear GOD, I will trade ya. I will take Trump for president if you take every last kardashian and all affiliates away from this earth. I think that’s only fair…..
Sincerely VannaIsEvil
CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM, Can’t wait for the Baby Name
Where is your self worth Blac Thailand???
#shoutouttothebabiesconceivedouttapettiness
#ahemgunnergunz
#ahemwombamina
#ahemwombblackrob
Yup. It was one of Peter Rosenberg interviews. It’s not new though. Like about a year. I didn’t like her from jump and then I was cool when she outed Kim for sending nudes to Ye while they was together
This emoji being fair skinned though has me giggling.
People really feel the need to announce the fact they’ve been having unprotected sex and made a baby? (In her case, her 2nd by a 2nd guy who isn’t her husband.) Oh.
It’s ok to have a little or a lot of self-respect, even if you feel you’re in the minority. Everything isn’t for everyone.
i bet her flaps are burnt black.
-yup, i said that. #feelingpetty
Is this broad serious?
This is a sad society…
It shouldn’t take long with the spring for adjustment. I’m a orthodontic dental assistant I’ve seen lots of mad kids that needs longer treatment times because they didn’t follow instructions.
Team Petty ?
Koreya Kardashian (aka Nori’s cousin Korey). #facts
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving family. LOL
I’m low key offended that the black girl has to end up knocked up while the other isnt. Or should I applaud the girl making sure she got 2 big child support checks coming. Lmao
But Robert starts with R
So I say Roberta
this is a hot mess right here..
Hi. Is her child being lighter suppose to mean something?
I agree
Of course she’s pregnant. That was going to be the first thing she did. Congrats….
Kambodia Kardashian.
A Tokyo, Chyna, Kambodia
Yes! My girl lovelyti been exposed that bish as a fraudulent ‘black’ woman. Quiet on black issues, but screaming about feminism. Tuh!
No, I was playing on the mocha comment.
Also I was officially done with Amber scalawag ass when she made an emoji about Bill. Calling him Pill Cosby with the pills in the background. Then tried to tell Keisha about Bill and what she believes. Rudy shut that slore down quick.
*dead and gone*
Ahhhh I see. I’ll go with Kappuccino
Kuala’Lumpur Kardashian
Fraud. To top it off you capitalizing huge and quick to say nah I’m not black. Great bitch we don’t want ya
Yep that’s about right where I am.
Girl. That I remember ?
This was all apart of the plan. From the start. Masters at manipulating a gullible public.
Probably smell like burnt plastic too
In other news….
‘American Idol’ Season 2 contestant, Rickey Smith, 36, killed in wrong-way car crash
“Smith was killed when a truck driving on the wrong side of the highway slammed into his vehicle head-on while traveling on a Oklahoma City highway.”
RIP bro.
It IS still ok to date without having a baby…js
I am living for your comments sis say that!
Rob is such a sucker! He sure didn’t learn nothing from his thirsty sister. Can’t turn a ho/stripper into a wife! She played this family so good!
? was in my feelings real quick
They saying Karma Kardashian on the gram… #nochill
True, but some women see pregnancy as a way to “lock him down” if he’s slow to put a ring on it.
“Rob, I am not playing with you, I want my eggs cracked!” she teased Kardashian during a Snapchat video on Thursday. “That means I want to have a baby!”
http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20981907_20996075,00.html
Damn, RIP.
she will do anything to get near Tyga, this is a mess. My goodness. Imagine family dinner, Tyga and Kylie Blac and Rob and then don’t forget loonie toon Kanye and worse Kaitlyn. This family is a mess.
Its a certified shit show, Robert Sr. must be rolling in his grave
Disaster. I hope he will marry her because he loves her ….not because she’s expecting.
she has to be plottin to fugg that family up. this makes no sense.
and Amber must be pissed. what kinda loyal friend is that . to go into the kardashian world and she know kim was flucking her man behind her back.
I heard Karma Kardashian lmfao
“Can’t blame her for what her momma taught her”…that’s what they say…imma blame her dumb ass
I understand her pain! I have braces right now and I forget to wear my elastics at night. I’m was in the same boat she was thinking I could cheat and wear them faithfully for a week straight before my next appointment… When I asked my ortho if I could stop wearing them on Wednesday he was like “Nah, your bite could close a bit more!”
See this about to turn into bashing bc they ain’t yet married. I got issue with her but that sure ain’t it. *exits*
Good luck being tied to the Kardashians for the next 18plus year.
Lol right! Like on one hand she’s playing herself but on the other SHE’S SET FOR LIFE! Don’t know whether to clap for her or smh
I started hating that cunt as soon as she started talking ..
You ain’t gon be able to tell her NOTHIN after this! ?
She decided to join the circus of narcissistic , greedy, immoral , good for nothing succubus. Although I like her and Rob together, this is so contrived , and will be the biggest benefit to those we are sooo tired of.
theyre all “friends” now.LOL
I am here for her and this baby too. Congrats Chyna and Rob.
Idk why I feel kinda bad for Rob …..
I don’t think she is worried in the least bit about Tyga played out, ugly self.
Black Compton
I was thinking…wouldn’t it be something if she was paying the long game
“she has two children & shes not married”….. SO!!! marriage isnt n everyones plans. marriage does not mean forever. marriage doesnt guarantee happiness. marriage doesnt equal a healthy happy baby! congrats Chyna!! ??
Amber rose is as white as the driven snow. The only thing black about about her is her hole, her choice of johns and her kid. That’s it.
Babies are a blessing. I for one am in favor of being excited about your blessings.
I am SO over people and that foolishness.
So meshing this mess together Im thinking of names..Since the Trashians like directions and This broads folks like countries.. Im thinking South Chile’, Midwest Malaysia, Western Singapore’…
New posT- Becky with the goodt hair
Don’t feel sorry for the purposefully blind.. He knew what she was and jumped in that whole with both feetz…
Main ones hollering it be without a kid or a damn husband most times so whyyyyyy does that matter to THEM?
Ask her how would she feel not getting an allowance , or any pocket money for as long as she her braces? If she can’t respect that braces are expensive and in some cases a luxury/ cosmetic and her going back and fourth is costing money, let her pay for it.
Don’t ! He here for it, I bet it was his idea
That’s lovely. This isn’t about blessings. It is about adults being irresponsible with their bodies and bringing babies into situations that aren’t stable. Some people may overlook that because that’s how their children got here.
It seems like he genuinely cares abt her ..this ho , on the other hand just securing her future
The sadness is after the 18 years..what. If she doesn’t save (we know she won’t) She will be damn near 50..them implants in her azz n tits dragging and dangling..she will be the hottest Walmart greeter…
Girl, be careful those witches play for keeps.
He proberally happy as hell …this shit just so fake ..I know their baby will be adorable tho
I said it before Imma say it again…..they better name that child Karma Kardashian.
I’m excited about all mine.
She was making fun of New York. She said that on her episode of The Next Fifteen.
Kris will spin this to a Kardashian advantage as always…..
Her and Tyga both have said he’s not on child support.
No I can’t with Trump. I rather deal with koven. Not sorry.
Ok…so I know I’m on bedrest but how am I wrong for asking a person why the fyuck they’re calling me? I don’t want to chit chat about all your negative bs ugh. I’m trying to gestate, pack, coordinate furniture deliveries, shop, pay attention to my kids, and be on the blog. I’m VERY busy doing nothing sitting in the bed ??
Yup… TokyoToni gonna get her a lifetime supply of Benson & Hedges. This is better than the Publisher’s Clearinghouse LOL
Well Khloe ain’t his so he ain’t rolling too much.
Who made you the authority of what’s irresponsible or not? How much childcare are you paying? Diapers you paying for? Some marriages aren’t stable. As long as my pockets aren’t affected, I don’t care how many kids people choose to have.
Loves it!
…be on the blog. I’m VERY busy doing nothing sitting in the bed…
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LOL…IF YA DON’T KNOOOOOW, NOOOOWW YA KNOW (BIGGIE VOICE)…Hope all is well & continues to be as that little one bakes on
I made myself the authority of what is responsible or not, as it pertains to MY life. I commented based on MY personal preferences, as I’m sure everyone else did. If you’re bothered by my comment(s), then you’re bothered.
Folks mistake comments for conversations everyday.
A bad bih, walks the aisle, before the babies.
None of these people value anything other than fame and attention and money. Not a lick of talent between all of them, but look at all that has been rewarded to them.
she already is !!!! REAL TEARS!!!!!!
ANNNND THE CIRCUS GOES ON…AT A STADIUM & ARENA NEAR YOU…RINGMASTER KRIS JENNER PRESENTS HER NEWEST ACT– ROB & CHYNA! GUESS APPERANCE FROM A REAL LIVE SHE-MALE… WITNESS TITS & BALLS, FOR NO EXTRA COSTS–AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ;)…OTHER ACTS FILLED WITH SILICONE, CEMENT, RUBBER, PLASTIC & MODELING CLAY WILL BE THERE, TOO…A REAL LIFE NEGRO WIT CHANGING BLUE EYES, WILL HOPEFULLY MAKE AN APPERANCE…BUT IT JUST DEPENDS ON HIS TUDE FOR THE EVENING
Yeah they have to pull stunts for attention. Cant release an album or a movie with no talent. All they can do is endorse and create products and attach their names….
“Be on the blog” why they interrupting that ??
she is DEF the hairdresssers kid. She looks just like him. Google Alex Roldan!
Why would she remove her engagement ring?
Gat dayum! And I thought I was lethal, Here you go ????
Oop. ?
Kris don’t know how that child daddy is. She would have to go on Murray 50-11 to find out.
This family is a mess..Brody Jenner just proposed to his girlfriend kaitlynn???? So she and his dad will share a name now? How Sway??
This isn’t about blessings sis. ?
If you’re speaking as to what responsible is as it pertains to you, then that’s fine. But you can’t say what’s a blessing for someone else since you’re speaking for yourself…,
This. ?
How can you dictate what’s a blessing for someone else if you’re speaking about your own preferences??? Gtfoh
Girl. We are here…>>>us<<
lovelyti my girl!
she already made a video on instagram lmaooo..
The Koven must be in melt-down mode right now. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Congrats to them,I like blac ratchet self……hopefully they have a happy ending.???
THIS ^^
I didn’t mention blessings. Someone else did who had a difference of opinion.
You don’t need to tell me what I “can” or “can’t” say. The same way I’m not buying this baby’s diapers or paying for their formula, you aren’t paying a bill around my house, keeping a roof over my head or cars in my garage. I will comment as I see fit.
With all their lies lately, I will wait until she has a huge baby bump…
Didn’t Rob said she was shopping for baby clothes and after she posted a video of a flat tummy??
You may have not initiated the “blessings” comment, but you damn sure said its not about blessing in reply to Keys saying she was thankful for hers. You can comment as you see fit. You’ll just look like a fool in the process.
Not even a damn prospect. Lol. Whatever. I guess bitter is the new black for them
Best wishes to them if true. Congrats
Nope. Not over looking. If you can afford your baby then it’s not irresponsible. If you have time for your baby and can be a good parent then it’s not irresponsible. But I’m just confused on how people really believe they can judge others or be the authority on what is irresponsible or not. Because as we all know a marriage don’t mean great parents or anything everlasting. But whatever.
You’re arguing over strangers. You should be the last one to accuse anyone of looking like a fool. Good day.
We got it. You disagree.
Actually I’m not arguing over strangers because my stance isn’t about this post. It is however about your reply to Keya and she isn’t a stranger. She’s actually a dear friend. So once again you’re the fool. Worry about the inner and outer workings of your uterus (if you have one) and let these other people be great. ???
If its a boy she will name him Robert Kardashian 111
Girl I love you!
Looks like she’s saying Nikki mirage is pregnant, that’s who that pic looks like.
We got it. You disagree.
White Supremacy Reigning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkWOzEgrOq4
Rob didn’t have the strength to pull out.
Lol. I don’t know why this gave me the giggles. People keep asking if I’m ok, I’m on the verge of tears.
Since her family is named after different places (Chyna, Tokyo, Cairo), I think she’ll should name her child: Girl- Somalia or Libya Kardashian
Boy- Rome or Kentucky Kardashian
I would watch when Tokyo makes an appearance. She is a true fool.
Russia Kardashian?
I hope they didn’t do this out of pettiness…..
I wonder how this will be explained to the kids.
I know Robert Kardashian is rolling over in his grave. His family has become trash.
lmao Bruce said..eff that whole coven cuz he did the ultimate eff you. his Caitlyn is spelled with a C not a K. DAMMIT MAN.
Eek! Lol! Not Roberta?? ??
Amber has been kissing Kim’s butt for a while now so I’m sure she approves of this.
Oh no! RIP! ?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/%E2%80%98american-idol%E2%80%99-finalist-killed-in-car-crash/ar-BBsIPTQ?ocid=ansmsnent11
Oh no! RIP, Rickey!
*whispers*YOU SO DAMNED EVIL!!!!????
Couldn’t help it.
They only went public after she got knocked up, they been creeping. Wait what if its really Future’s lol
I bet Tyga’s mad he started this $hit. She one upped you bro! #Bloop
Yup. He was a class act.
These leftover Kardashians… not so much.
I’m loving it. It’s payback time.
Exactly, you wear your engagement ring and then add your wedding band on the day of the wedding.
Woopty Doo
They got a root on kanye, now chyna, po lamar, they got a mojo for his dumb ass….
Kentucky ?
Spoken like a true hater…..
Lol
JACKPOT!! ????
Haven’t heard anything about Rob work out lately Smh BC trashy fat a&& about to blow up
All I can say is ” I did not see that one coming.” Hope they have a happy and healthy baby and relationship.
oh my God I ha the palate expander in the the 80’s – it was a mid evil device and it hurts so much!
She can learn all the dirt and hold them hostage.
I can’t even tell you how angry she is! She finally went to sleep because no one is hearing it. Then we found out she was to change her rubber bands three times a day. I was like, wait, what? When she was promising how good she would be if we would make them go back to rubber bands. I told her I didn’t even know you were to change them three times a day I thought you were doing good when you wore them all day. Then she said she would pay us with money from a job she doesn’t have this summer yet. Girl, bye.
She had that thing before she got the braces. We had to insert a key like thing every day/night/week (I don’t remember) to expand it. I was glad when that came out.
Funny, Mocha Asia…
she has her own company and with all of Tyga’s repossessions it seems he will be the one assed out once Kylie stop being the dumb teenager “omg I’m grown so I can date grown men now!” phase
thank you! people act like she hasn’t been supporting herself quite well before him and after him
that video had me dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg !!!! now I gotta go find it lmao
Chyna why is this emoji pink? I quote “We come from the beginning of the Nile where God Hapi dwells at the foot hill of the Mountain of the Moon”. Ya black chile.
Old tradition is to remove your engagement ring on the wedding day. The engagement ring is then placed on the ring finger after the wedding band.
SMDH They don’t know we are The first on this earth and we come from greatness.
Brilliant.
This is a hard one. Kids don’t like braces maintenance. The rubber band require maintenance. Is the metal appliance for certain amount of hours per day? It’s uncomfortable I’m sure at first. But it’s passive maintenance, like wearing it for the duration of two fave TV shows or favorite movie each day.
Tougher than I am. But this is very good philosophy.
Kris orchestrated this. The Rob, Chyna and Baby show will be way more anticipated, interesting, and profitable than KUWTK. I watched KUWTK once and never again. But I will be watching Rob and Chyna. Grandma Tokyo is gong to be a trip.
I already know why. They have mental issues. We were mad in God’s image right? So if you hate yourself you hate God.
Would you feel comfortable with Amber Rose identifying as black? Her mother is clearly brown of Cabo Verde heritage and her father is ethnic white. Do you think of Amber Rose as passing for white?
Love it! And I’m here for ALL of it and can’t mfking wait!
She has more than child support, she has the sole male child as her betrothed and only her children have the name.
Kylie has Chyna’s baby daddy ex as a mooching live in elder BF and pays Tyga’s child support to Chyna. By no means is Kylie winning.
Exactly. Probably not though…
She fucked their asses up??????. The Kardashian heir onboard & you know they ALL hate it???. She came for their entire life forms.. A hot mess but chick was plotting & trolled them hard as fuck…it’s horrible but funny
That’s a good one
Lmao yessssss ?
I vote Malaysia. They might maintain the Asian country theme
Lol I see ur old Wendy Williams pic
Awe lol cute. Sorry for her pain tho.
Lol
Blac Cyna needs to teach a class! In less than 6 months, she got a ring, baby & a lambo.
God gave us plastic surgery too chile!
Lol that’s so funny. I was thinking Kyoto Kardashian but Koreya would work too
So much dysfunction. All for a check?! Rob seems genuine but I don’t know. Chyna betta have all her guards up cuz this family will form like Votron to destroy anyone.
Just tell her to watch a episode of The Middle the daughter on the show will make her feel much better. She will be like WOW! Ma I’m all better now. Poor Sue Heck that whole family is hilarious.
Ewww you spew hatefulness.
A girl or boy Kennedy Kardashian or Kenya Kardashian. Keep the K’s going strong and really stomp a historical family mark. After all Kourtney’s kids nor Kim’s are Kardashians by last name.
There are already 5 children who are the next generation of Kardashians.
That is her engagement ring.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I had both of them on and my coworker told me to take off the band. The 2nd part you wrote, “The engagement ring is then placed on the ring finger after the wedding band”, I did not know this was the proper step. Thanks.
LOL!!
She said it bothered her family. If it was not for her family she may not care OR she does not want to be accused of claiming something she is not.
Africa? Nah, Africans do NOT want to claim Black.
I think if its a boy, it will Robert Kardashian III.
What does that have to do with anything?
Rob has no money. They just did an episode where Kris said she has to pay his rent.
Her child having Rob’s last name is going to get her money how? Rob is broke. Rob has always been broke.
No, man created plastic surgery it is an abomination to the creator. Just like cloning, homosexuality and gmo’s etc.
Not with the last name.
That image doesn’t look into Chyna at all! Who is she kidding?! This is like Aretha wanting Halle Berry to play her in her biopic. Ok :/
i wish this girl would just learn to love herself,,may be then true and not FORCED love will happen..she just dont know she ready to be a single mother of 2! smh
Stfu. You should crazy af. I don’t argue with crazy so buh bye.
Suppose Rob really likes her, suppose she really likes him…then again..who the hell am i kidding to each its own!
She plotted and planned and BAM! LOL Too Funny!
I wonder how the side of her hand is healing after getting that Future tat removed?????
None of them are named Kardashian.
If you are looking for a cash cow family, THAT is the exact family you want to be hitched to. Now if you are looking for stability and normality, then anywhere but THAT family! lol
Well, an heir to Prince fortune has come forward:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/missouri-man-files-prince-paternity-claim-star-deat-article-1.2631363
Please god make it not so. This guy is an embarassment to the race.
Now about Blac Chyna: There’s a blind item that maybe the baby isn’t Rob’s.
Or Rorey. LOL
Must have offended a gay person, by satan!
Wrong again! Im 100% woman…married to a man. I just don’t like hypocrites who use religion as a way to down other people when you have probably done worse. Could have swore that fairy tale that you believe in said something about not judging other. Fk outta here.
Has anyone heard the story of Mitchelle Blair? She had a total of 4 kids and killed two because they were raping one. I just came across it yesterday, happened in Detroit
He does..I feel her feelings aren’t as deep as his is..
She the petty queen ..she’s using him
I pity you, you will meet the creator very soon. On that day every knee shall bow. Hope you find salvation before that time otherwise your DOOOMED.
Peace and dont respond cause im done wit ya
Don’t waste your pity on me. You are nothing more than sheep. Surely “God” will forgive me to using my brain (critical thinking) the way it was intended. Don’t forget to tithe that 10% its probably about time for your pimp… I mean pastor… to get a new car.