Beyonce sent her loony Stans into a frenzy yesterday when she released a short video announcing something was going to happen at 9 a.m. eastern time today. Well, it's way past nine. We know that Beyonce can't read or write, but maybe she can't tell time either?

Update: Beyonce premiered a snippet of a song, "Grown Woman", in a new commercial.

In the one-minute video, Beyonce says, "Embrace your past, but live for now." :yawn:

Watch the video after the break.

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