One of my favorite blogs is the Creole Pimp Chronicles owned by none other than the lil’ pimp in pull ups himself, Baby Daniel aka Beyonce‘s nephew.
The kid is only 3 but he has a great sense of humor (not unlike my favorite blogger, the girl Fresh). Among my favorite Baby Daniel catch phrases is, “something in the Similac ain’t fresh.”
I’m the pimp of all pimps. Baby Daniel AKA Lil’ Creole Pimp AKA Masta Smack The Taste Outcha Mouth. You may know me as Solange’s son or better yet Beyoncé’s nephew. You may also know me as the same dude that pushed Lil’ Rock off the jungle gym, but that’s another story.
Whoo! I take back everything I said about the little fellow. 
Anyway, in checking his site this morning to see what little gems he dropped on us overnight, I see that he’s selling his own line of t-shirts.
So I put in a bulk order of 50 tees that I plan to give away to all my haters in the coming weeks. I think one size fits all haters.
HAHAHAHAHA…THIS IS TOO CUTE.. I WANT ONE JUST FOR SHYTS AND GIGGLES!
Ahahahahaaaa!
wow…do the d*mn thing then…
Uh oh!You know Matthew don’t play that LOL.Watch the comments get full of obsession action and can’t take a joke and laugh it off.
yeah… (catch my sarcasm on this one) this ish is real cute… a little black baby on a shirt not talking about his wanting his future of wanting to be a successful black man, but about pimping as a toddler. I wonder if theres a shirt with him slappin the baby ho.es in daycare… thats the one i’m buyin!!!
My momma’s singing career didnt work.. this might. Too cute! ^^^ is right Matthew will be quotting J saying “You know better”
*I am a newbie*
I wish I knew proper capitalization and punctuation at the age of 3. My 2 year old daughter must be behind the curve. I guess I have my work cutout for me.
WOW! she is pimping her son I guess pimpin runs in the family anyway Sandra I want my t-shirt since Im a hater!!LOL!
dont flatter yourself, you dont have haters. You just have stupid and bias opinions that people dont agree with.
So I put in a bulk order of 50 tees that I plan to give away to all my haters in the coming weeks. I think one size fits all haters
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COME ON! LETS GET REAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!<I never hate. I just tell the truth.
Well if they dont have a positive message on them then I’ll pass no thanks. We have enough foolishness going on right now as it is….I refuse to promote it..
Oh… sorry I’m not a newbie, just a blocked Get Fresh Member
Well ummm being that i am creole.. I dont find a damn thing “cute” about this shit! REAL TALK.. If you want your son to be called a pimp or think he is a pimp at 3 then fine but you dont have to slang around the name of our cutlure and heritage like that…… Some more bullshit to corrupt people
This is not appropriate for a child to be called a pimp. I hope this is just a joke though not a very funny one.
Is that real??? Why would she want to portray her son as a pimp?? THis is a joke right??
ok it is a joke. I was sitting here dumbfounded, but once I went to the site, I see it’s just satire from someone else using Daniels’ image.
It’s early in the morning and I’m a little slow
thanks candy for checking out the site because I didnt go to that crap… cause bayyyyy bay that head me a lil heated for a second! but then again i am in that “beat a fool up mode” ever since the sean bell story!
Why is this cute?!!!
I would hope that this is a joke!!!!
Of course this site isn’t really sponsored by the Knowles’. Someone thought they could be as funny as Fresh (not even a little bit) and created this confusing, unnecessary site. I wish it would get hacked and die.
CROLE PIMP CHRONICLE AS WELL AS BEYONCEITIS IS NOT RAN BY THE KNOWLES! SOMEONE IS IS JUST BEING ENTERTAINING.
this is funny as heck . i run into the creator of this site at necole bitchie .com all the time . he’s hilarious .
people it’s joke . it’s not that serious .
Thats funny…still hoping they are just joking
He is so cute but why are they setting him up like that????
That’s not cute at all!!! I want that whole pimp and hoe image to DIE!!!!!!
I can take a joke but I don’t find that t-shirt funny at all and I don’t care who’s kid would have been on it.
HONESTLY I THINK IF THE KNOWLES CATCH WIND OF IT, THEY WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, AND I AM QUITE SURE IT WON’T BE NICE.
this is funny as hell but will probably be slapped w/ a lawsuit and/or cease and desist within 24 hours now that sandra has brought it to the attention of the masses.
however, i would like one of those shirts sandra. i mean, i’m “creole” too.
#12 I knew it(lmao) I better not say too much(lol) anyway since when is he old or smart enough to run a damn blog & put out a line of t-shirts??!!! Solonge can hit her brother in law up there’s always work to be done around the office or one of his buildings isn’t it??(lmao) & if all else fails like the saying goes there’s always work at the Post Office, you shouldn’t have to exploit your child, not this early anyway!!!