I’m surprised that this many women don’t know that briefs in men’s underwear ads are always airbrushed and padded.
- Most women go weak at the knees just thinking about David Beckham, so a 100ft advert of the star sporting a pair of tight white briefs was bound to drive crowds wild.
It may have been his chiseled physique that drew hundreds of screaming girls to the launch of his new advertising campaign for Emporio Armani underwear.
But once the images were unveiled, all eyes were on Beckham’s legendary Goldenballs, which appeared to have been tampered with.
The 33-year-old is pictured relaxing in his underpants against a backdrop of sand and surf on Malibu Beach in California, but on close inspection his package seems to have benefited from a little computer enhancement.
See the evidence after the break…
- In comparison, when he wore similar white trunks on holiday off Italy’s Ligurian coast more than two years ago, he just did not seem to fill them as well. The campaign is part of Beckham’s three-year deal with Armani worth an estimated $20 million.
The giant poster is only at a department store in San Francisco but UK fans will be able to see the advertisements on normal-sized billboards. READ MORE…
It looks like he was wearing a cup in the Armani pic… I’m quite sure he is not hung like that for obvious reasons.
Raised eyebrow and reaching for my ruler. Using my magnifying glass I would definitely have to agree with Mocha on this one. Agreed, his wanky was airbrushed.
I’m just surprised that all of those women were standing there waiting to see a POSTER revealed!!!! Was he even there? I sure do hope so……
Happy Friday All

Of course they did! I heard he is packing though.. Yummy
Surely these women are not that dumb
even tho he’s the only White man who i think is fine as all get out i never clocked his stuff like that…..i did read his wife big him way up for being huge in that area….she looks too boney to be able to handle that if what she says is true….forgive mi for my impure thoughts…
Plus, if his man-hood really was that large, wouldn’t he break Victoria’s little fragile @ss into bits!?!?!?! I know skinny chicks are “supposed” to be able to take it but poor little Posh would have “D” coming out of her throat if he was that “large”
YAWNS……… where is the morning wood?
More pictures of him AGAIN…I hope he doesn’t make the morning wood two days in a row!…
NYCUTIE Says:
Of course they did! I heard he is packing though.. Yummy
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I heard the same thing. Even if he isn’t, he’s still nice to look at.
What wife would actually say her husband has a small one???
Please … I spoted his lil Squirrel Nuts yesterday .. the Only thing the man is packing is Acorns for the Winter.
NEXT .. REAL WOOD PLEASE …
he’s alright for white. but he surely aint no chris cuomo! now he’s a hot white!
I like my men in boxers anyway.
Kymystry Says:
Please … I spoted his lil Squirrel Nuts yesterday .. the Only thing the man is packing is Acorns for the Winter.
Now that was funny!
I just might have to go check that out
Plus, if his man-hood really was that large, wouldn’t he break Victoria’s little fragile @ss into bits!?!?!?!
Not if he put them into those tig ole fake bitties she got.Those things are the biggest thing on her body.They look like big hard ass boulders.
and … Victoria being 5’lbs heaverier than a New Born … A Reg Sized TAMPON is HUGE to her. .. i know .. i know ..
I guess since the ad campaign is worth $20 million they had to pad him up!..
Slow news day Sandra??
LOL at all these standing in line for that poster!!!
GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!
I have never said this before in my life…
But,
“He could get it”….
And generally, when it comes to white men, I’m like…NEXT!!! But that man, is a very good looking bloke…
His wife Posh Spice says he’s packing. Anyhoo, the pic on the right doesn’t look like Beckham but more like Brad Pitt.
spraggaswifey Says:
even tho he’s the only White man who i think is fine as all get out
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I’m with you…fcuk Brad Pitt, Matthew McConnaghy, and Gabriel Aubrey…that’s one foine azz white man right there. Another hot azz white man is Jason Lewis, Samantha’s boy toy on SATC.