I DID NOT SEND EMAIL(S) TO THAT WOMAN!

By now I guess you’ve heard about the drama surrounding Sen. Barack Obama? I swear these men are so predictable.

Why do you need political assassins like Sean Hannity or Bill O’Reilly when you have groupie females? It’s always a woman who brings these powerful guys to their knees. In the 60s, the FBI tracked Martin Luther King Jr‘s every move — even making secret tapes of him having sex with women in his hotel rooms which they then forwarded on to Coretta Scott King who was at home taking care of his kids.

Now the presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama has to defend himself against emails that he says he didn’t send to sexy actress Scarlett Johansson. According to Johnasson, she “regularly” offers the politician advice via e-mail. ‘Regularly’ implies they communicated more than once.

But Obama insisted he sent only one email to Johansson, and that was after her original message was forwarded to him by his assistant Reggie Love. He explained, “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me.

“I (wrote) saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do’, and suddenly we have this email relationship.”

Duh! It only takes ONE response to get the gossip ball rolling. If this snowballs out of control, I don’t even feel sorry for him. Don’t you hate it when married men act confused when they get caught doing stupid sh*t? Why didn’t Obama let Reggie email her back? Or better yet, let Michelle email her back?

Scarlett countered saying she was “stunned” when Obama began emailing her.

She said, “Someone like the senator (Obama), who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’, how can he return these personal e-mails?“