According to various gun shops around the country, sales of assault rifles have literally shot through the roof since the Nov. 4 presidential election.
The recent run on assault rifles and semi-automatic pistols would mean big profits if only shop owners had the supply to meet the high demand.
“I could sell a hundred ARs an hour, if I had them,” said one gun owner who is patiently awaiting a delivery of AR15 carbines, AK-47s and high capacity magazines.
Assault rifles are the weapons of choice for hired killers, terrorists, the KKK, rappers and other like-minded individuals.
Gun shop owners deny the weapons are being stockpiled by racists and rednecks to kill hundreds of blacks, as some wild Internet rumors allege.
The shop owners say gun enthusiasts simply fear stricter gun laws under the new Obama-led administration. Obama is expected to impose the most divisive, anti-gun laws of any president in recent history.
The Clinton administration outlawed assault rifles in 1994, but was lax on enforcing the laws. The law expired in 2004 under the Bush administration.