Morning Wood: A Becky grabs Akon’s crotch — and comes up short

Sandra Rose December 5, 2008

Senegalese singer Akon performed his hit “Right Now (Na Na Na)” off his album Freedom on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” this week.

After executing a stage dive into the audience, and while surfing over the crowd, a Becky reached between his legs frantically searching for his johnson.

Apparently, she didn’t find what she was looking for and Akon didn’t even know he was being groped.

Now from what I’ve heard from my stripper friends, if that had been Ludacris, Jermaine Dupri — or even Bow Wow, the outcome would have much different! I hear all three are packing.

Kymystry

well .. he’s Senegalese right ? ? ? NOT Mandingo … go figga
kwallace577

Now from what I’ve heard from my stripper friends, if that had been Ludacris, Jermaine Dupri — or even Bow Wow, the outcome would have much different! I hear all three are packing.
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first off i am surprised sandra knows strippers. LMAO. secondly, i guess what my srose fam been trying to tell me is true. big things come in small packages cause all the folks listed none of them are taller than 5’4.
kwallace577

why does mariah look like that in that ad above^^^???

as much as i love her music….not really feeling her image wise. starting to annoy me. i am really gonna need for mimi to go ahead and birth some babies. maybe it will jump start her hormones and she can catch up to the rest of us maturity wise.
shunda

Good Morning fam! That is just sad grab a man and nothing there lol
Kymystry

KWeezy .. most strippers are reported to be Bi orr Lesbians .. so of COURSE Auntie would know skrippers.

Oh yeah .. GOOD MORNING FAMILY !
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Oooohhh kym…Lmao @ the bi/gay comment!!!

Anyhoo..did he have on baggy jeans? If so, there you have it! Can’t fell nothing if that was the case!

And yes…big things come in small pacakges! Great and wonderful things come in small packages! End of story…

And uh…I don’t know what height has to do with Nathan. All tall brothas aint packin! *example* 6’2…samoan…200 lbs of pacific islander sexiness even the ankles on this dude was thick…and…and…
That’s where this story is no longer interesting.

I got in the shower and laid on the floor, just let the water on me. (Lucky for him…we ended up being tight as hail)

End of story…
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Oopsie…*let water run on me*
sdsthomas

LOL! Too funny! She was groping….big time…
BayArea

Kymystry Says:

well .. he’s Senegalese right ? ? ? NOT Mandingo … go figga
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You just woke me up with that laugh!

I’ve read different re: JD!
coaretained

Well Janet is a well know FUHREAK so.. he’s gotta have something ( JD). Just because I heart TI, I’m so convinced he’s really got a big boy that I need in my life.. that’s right.
musicluvher

I’ve had different experiences. All the tall guys I’ve experienced were beast!!!
Mississippi16

Devine… your azz should write a book bout your escapades.
ReadTheBlog

JD’ gotta be workin with something, messing with Janet. She’s made it known that she’s a size queen, back when she was on that VElvet rope stuff… Poor Akon, talent-less, ugly and comin’ up short…
pointhimout

i wanna see nelly naked. that is all.
LADYTEA

Jermaine Dupri? packing? never would have thought it!!! I’m cracking up, sorry can’t share what I’m thinking.. if true, good for Janet.
http://findentertainmentnow.com miesha@FindEntertainmentNow.com

LOL, LOL, that video is funny as hell. she was just a grabbin’…LOL!

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