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This cell phone by Motorola with its 62-carat sapphire crystal screen retails for a ridiculous $2,095!

The so-called “high end” Motorola Aura cell phone is actually just a retooled version of my Motorola V70 that I still keep for emergencies like when my Sidekick flames out.

There’s a reason why I keep my V70 stored in a drawer in my kitchen: it functions more as an eye catching conversation piece than an actual phone to talk on.

If you’re looking for something to make you feel better about yourself, a Twinkie is much cheaper, and the sugar high you get from eating one lasts a lot longer.

Don’t waste your money.