The White House has classified any information regarding that terrifying attempt to update Barack Obama’s Air Force One jet file photos yesterday.

That means you will pay out of your pocket for the colossal cost of flying a 747 jet and two fighter pilots over a bridge in New York — and the White House doesn’t have to explain to you what the photo was really for.

As Greta Van Susteren remarked on her Gretawire blog: “they could have done it for no cost with photoshop!”

Wait for the conspiracy theorists to deliver their opinions on what they believe really happened in the skies over New York yesterday. That ought to be worth a few laughs.

By the way, I’m wondering if this was the Change you were hoping for when you voted this guy into office?