FanMAIL: Jennifer Lopez’s azz is officially gone

Sandra Rose July 17, 2009

I’m sure that I’m the only blogger in the land who knew Jennifer Lopez’s rump was full of it. In my other profession, it’s my business to spot fake body parts from a mile away. It’s how I know that J-Lo, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and others have duped the public all these years.

Well, a loyal reader emailed me today with evidence that J-Lo is full of ish.

Hi sandra in ny on the set of back up plan starring j-lo and the azz is officially gone.
Lisa s

I guess this movie role didn’t call for a Latina with a fake azz?

LovelyLady

That azz aint gone no where…and that pic in the white is that photoshopped good god
LovelyLady

And Beyonce aint “dubbed” the public, we all know she aint got no azz, only hips that make it seem as though she got one.
Daisy

PAGING HERMOSA AND ELOVE!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you lovely her azz ain’t gone nowhere other sites just had pics from a few wks ago showing she still has it..lol

Team J Lo, Jenny from the block, Jennifer Lopez, Puffys ex, Max and Emmes mama and Marc Anothys wife!
Krysi J

Yea I don’t think thats possible….I still can’t figure out where all DAT shyt came from??!! Latina’s must have at least one drop of black in their blood.
Daisy

Krysi where you been they are our cousins we were just dropped off from the boat in different places thats all..lol
melinla

That pic in the white is just not believable! Is it really the celebs fault when others photoshop the pics?
KaraZ

@krysi, Latino(a) are multi-racial people, they have several drops of black blood in them, but many of them will still deny it, even though they’re darker than my 100% African ass.

J.Lo’s ass was over exaggerated by the media and those who touched up the photos meant for the urban market… she’s as regular as any other Puerto Rican girl
coaretained

In my other profession, it’s my business to spot fake body parts from a mile away.
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ummm… what is your other profession??? And why would it call for you top be able to spot fake body parts????
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Jenny is still fly
Nina

J-Lo has really fallen off…I guess when you hit certain peaks in life, you should really enjoy them.
Daisy

@Nina she did NOT fall off! She SAT DOWN to be a mother to her kids she wanted them to call out her name vs a nannys. She is filming a new movie and brings her kids to the set with her.
iscream

:lmao:

Did you photoshop that yourself Sandra.

Her bootie was a big hit back before she had the twins. Kids change your body.

I’m sure she’s happy for the press either. Good to see she’s back at work…

Oh

And the water/towel girl that wrote this sentence to you. Sweety you do know jobs are hard to come by right now. Watch your step.
mizzdallas

jenny from the block still got it! now she is beautiful to me! no homo! lol!
Nina

Daisy, I know you are team Jenny

Glad she back doing something tho.
wiggy2272003

Her azz aint fake look at old living color episodes when she was a fly girl before anybody even knew who she was. Who has mom has the same body at 40 ep after twins? I stans for JLO and SHE DID NOT FALL OFF like Daisy said she sat down. She did not put out an album that flopped or do a movie that bombed She’s been taking care of her family. Kara your’e right and ya’ll wanna see a pr girl with a big booty check out Joe Buddens girl Tahiry or Tahira(sp) she’s in his video. JD even did a youtube video about her ass shots in either Vibe or King.
Daisy

@Ice her body is still on point. She talked about how hard it was to lose the last 20 lbs but she did it. She is back to her pre baby weight! Most stars get back to their pre baby weight they have to.
http://myspace.com/savagegoddess SavageGoddess

We u give birth ur body goes through numerous changes; I am just now getting my body back and my youngest is ^ years old! I went through an assless faze myself so its possibly but J-Lo could never fake her latina rump!
iscream

@ Daisy

Have a baby then talk to me.

I’m not saying anything is wrong with the way she looks. Even if she is back to her pre baby weight her body is not going to be the same as it was post baby. That’s just mother nature. Babies and gravity. A body’s enemy.
LovelyLady

*Babies and gravity. A body’s enemy.*
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Lol, *dead*
Daisy

@Ice I dont need to have a baby to know that yes your body will change my POINT was J Lo’s body is still FAB just like other stars who have kids. Shoot I see ppl at the gym who have kids and bodies look better than mine so having babies doesnt mean your body goes to hell n a hand basket!..lol
kwallace577

believe me as much as p. shytty talk…if it was fake we woulda heard about it by now….
miamore73

Daisys right errybody got some of us in their blood. Most just dont wanna know about it. Isn’t she Puerto Rican??
http://myspace.com/docjam1 Doc Jam

J.Lo will always be a candidate for the impregnation from The DOc Jam…

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