Struggling R&B singer Trey Songz is never at a loss to find ways to embarrass himself. If he isn’t releasing homemade videos bragging about his (imagined) sexual exploits, then he’s faking romantic liaisons with a blogger.

All of this is of course a desperate attempt to promote his new album and to cover up the fact that he reportedly goes both ways.

I am in possession of an email from a man who claims he once played hide the beef with Trey in an Atlanta hotel room. But I won’t publish that email since the snitch wanted me to buy the cell phone photos of their sordid romp in the sack. Sorry, I’m not TMZ. If I’m going to spend my last dime on photos, it certainly wouldn’t be spent on ol’ butter teeth Trey Songz.

Anyway, the only reason I’m making a post about this bore is because he once again brought shame to his family name by lying about his prowess in the sack in an interview with Honey magazine. Somebody should sit this queen down and explain to him that men who CAN don’t brag about it. They show and prove.

Trey discussed his worst moment in the sack (we’re assuming this was with the aforementioned blogger):
“This girl threw up on me. She couldn’t take the d*ck.” Trey claims it happened twice so it couldn’t have been an experienced groupie.

Trey also talks about his favorite sex game, which sounds frighteningly similar to the sex game that left “Kung Fu” actor David Carradine dead:

“I like to choke girls right before they cum, but you gotta continue hitting it at a rapid momentum. And I like girls that can take the whole d*ck.”

Apparently, Trey also likes the boys that can take whole d*ck since this is a sex game that is very popular within the gay community. Not so much among heterosexuals.

To prove my point, I spoke with several female friends who are more knowledgeable about these things since I have no experience in that area. And they told me that if a man ever tried to choke them out at any point during sex they would jump up and deliver a savage beat down that would land his butt in a hospital emergency room. Maybe that’s what happened to Trey’s jacked up teeth?

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