I didn’t watch the 2009 American Music Awards last night because I was out and about living my life.

So you can use this post to discuss your GOOD, BAD and UGLY from last night’s show.

I heard about all the comedy of errors, the queening out, the slips and falls, and RIHANNA! who murdered everything moving on the red carpet last night!


Speaking of falls, Jennifer Lopez (who has no business on any stage with her flabby, out of shape self) fell flat on her azz while performing her lame track “Louboutins” last night. Clearly she is not fit after dropping twins and getting her back twisted out every night by her hubby Marc Anthony, which doesn’t quite take the place of a good aerobics workout.

But back to RiRi:

As my dear, deceased grandfather would have said if he saw Rihanna last night: “LOOKOUT NOW!


RiRi looked so hawt last night, she deserves a post all by herself!


Do I really need to post any other pics but these?

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