Who’s That Girl? Amber Sabathia

Some of you need to delete your Twitter accounts (or at least make them private) because you have no impulse control and Twitter is not the best outlet for you.

Over the weekend, a stripper that I don’t like, Brook Lynn Carter, confessed that she was jealous of Amber Sabathia, wife of NY Yankee player CC Sabathia.

If you’re not familiar with Brook Lynn, trust me, your husband is. Brook holds court at one of Atlanta’s most famous strip clubs (Magic City).

On her Twitter page, Brook tweeted how envious she was that Amber and CC sat next to rap mogul Jay Z at a NBA game over the weekend (Brook has a huge crush on the Jigga man). She remarked on Amber’s AMEX black card and how she, Amber and CC all went to high school together.

One could say that both women are highly successful in their chosen fields. Amber is living the life that most groupies (like Brook) can only dream about. And Brook, who recently signed a book deal, is something of a legend at Magic City.

But only only one of them (Amber) has that black card — and a rich husband.

So thinking that Amber Sabathia was “THAT b*tch” like Brook said she was on twitter, I Googled her name. It turns out Amber Sabathia is just another typical LSLH trophy wife, cut from the same mold as all the other groupies in high school who snagged homely looking ball players for their future earnings.

When CC came calling on her in high school, Amber checked out his baseball stats and guessed correctly that he was destined for a stellar career in professional baseball (ka-CHING). They married in 2003 and quickly had two children — a girl and a boy.

According to Umpbump.com, Amber only recently started pursuing a college degree. No doubt she knows the gravy train is rolling to a halt soon and she will ultimately become the breadwinner in the family in about 5 years or so.

Anyway, according to Umpbump.com, Amber is considered a “Hot baseball wife” although I’m not exactly sure why. She’s nothing to write home about. With a wide, toothy grin that’s almost too big for her face, and long, stringy hair that could benefit from a short precision cut (short hair is so in now).

But Amber gets props for making Magic City’s most popular dancer so jealous and envious that her soul hurt. That alone is worth the time I wasted writing this post.

Hagatha Brook on the right and her BFF Briana of ConcretePoop.com