According to the British version of OK! magazine, rapper Jay Z plans to change his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter to keep the Knowles family bloodline going.
Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z – who married in April 2008 – are to take on both of their respective surnames in order to keep the Sweet Dreams singer’s parental line from dying out.
Jay-Z – whose real name is Shawn Carter – will now be known as Shawn Knowles-Carter, while Beyonce is to become Beyonce Knowles-Carter.
A source revealed: “They want to keep Knowles because Beyonce’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any children themselves.”
Earlier this week, the Knowles family suffered a blow when it was announced that Beyonce’s parents Tina and Mathew would be divorcing after 29 years of marriage.
In October, rumours surfaced that Mathew may have been unfaithful, with a paternity suit filed by Alexandra Wright claiming he was the father of her unborn child – an allegation he has denied.
However, in a statement the estranged couple – who also have another daughter, Solange – claimed that the divorce would not be “an ugly, messy fight” and they would continue working together amicably. Source
The baby Matthew has coming may be a boy and that way they can keep the Knowles name going!
It never fails that you will find the WORST picture of Beyonce!!
That’s nice of him and all but is it really necessary?
I don’t believe this!
Bey-Nappy looks drunk, again. If they wanna keep the Knowles name, then have a damn baby.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA If this is true that is hilarious!
Okay… correct me if i’m wrong, but doesn’t Beyonce’s sister have a son that would be able to carry on the KNOWLES empire?? Not that it’s a bad idea for Jay & Bey to do that, but i’m just saying.
If it is true he needs to be more concern with who’s going to carry his last name.
I dont believe this
It seems like these two do anything to stay in the damn news.
it could be true. kudos to JayZ if it is true. i know a guy who’s parents did that. now he has a super long last name (Hicks-Dickey)
SouthernPrincess Says:
The baby Matthew has coming may be a boy and that way they can keep the Knowles name going!
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Bey looks like jigsaw from the Saw movies in that pic
mizzdallas Says:
I dont believe this
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Me either, what do you guys say “Sandra quit reaching and you need more ppl”.
Why is Bey-Nappy lookin like the voodoo lady from the movie, Eve’s Bayou??????
Solange son Juelz isn’t a Knowles…….. I doubt he needs to take his last name…….I know plenty people whose last names are Knowles..so why would it be necessary for him to change his name…..If anything he should be worried about his last name….
Dorcely Says:
Bey looks like jigsaw from the Saw movies in that pic
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Bey-Nappy lookin like she ready to audition for a role in the Wringling Brothers circus.
ummm…solange has a baby boy? so wtf they tambout? change HIS last name would be the answer.
Why do you insist on getting your info from British tabloids? They are worst than the American ones.
Kelly is Mathew Knowles daughter. Maybe she could have a son one day
Dorcely Says:
Bey looks like jigsaw from the Saw movies in that pic
And if they havent kids what is the purpose in changing Jay-Z last name
this all seems stupid to me so yea i dont believe it
Im all for it and if it’s tru theres no reason why my future husband can’t take mines
I got
for a sec because of this picture. There’s just so much more wrong than right here!! Like why is Bey’s face lighter than her shoulders? Why red lipstick? Why the dress (must be Dereon)? why, WhY, WHY??!! 
@dorcley
Im still waiting on Kelly to write her tell-all book, she know damn well that Papa pimp knowles is her daddy smdh
As strange as this sounds stranger things have happened… Good Morning all! My computer is so slow this morning so I guess I can’t get that much work done today
. I hope everybody enjoys their day :partytime:
I dont believe this and if so hell just have a baby to keep it goin, Bee know she would make a great mom one day. If anything seems like he should be worried about his name being passed on.Something aint right in the pudding.
let me read dis shyt…
Why Sean looks like he is going to do an Ad. for … “When camels don’t sleep……Please allow your camels to sleep……because a happy camel is a nice camel a sad camel will spit in your eye……..Ask bey Jay has spat in her eyes & hair a few times………”
Any way who is going to by that new house of Dereon lace fronts…….Are y’all get the extra moisturized one or the one with extra glue……..
@ Civil
You are on it today
Why the man behind them have on some dirty azz jeans?
mizzdallas Says:
@dorcley
Im still waiting on Kelly to write her tell-all book, she know damn well that Papa pimp knowles is her daddy smdh
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Whatever……………………
Oh, and that dress she’s got on is the worst. They done took bedazzling to a ‘wholenuvalevel’
Ooh I hate that dress B has on lol. I don’t see anything wrong with the last name thing.
missy Says:
Why Sean looks like he is going to do an Ad. for … “When camels don’t sleep……Please allow your camels to sleep……because a happy camel is a nice camel a sad camel will spit in your eye……..Ask bey Jay has spat in her eyes & hair a few times………”
Any way who is going to by that new house of Dereon lace fronts…….Are y’all get the extra moisturized one or the one with extra glue……..
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Be careful what you say about the camel, people may come after you.
Can you imagine what a real camel would do if it saw Jay????
@Civil, LOL. I went to the Dereon site to see if that dress was there, jk.
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
Why Sean looks like he is going to do an Ad. for … “When camels don’t sleep……Please allow your camels to sleep……because a happy camel is a nice camel a sad camel will spit in your eye……..Ask bey Jay has spat in her eyes & hair a few times………”
Any way who is going to by that new house of Dereon lace fronts…….Are y’all get the extra moisturized one or the one with extra glue……..
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Be careful what you say about the camel, people may come after you.
Can you imagine what a real camel would do if it saw Jay????
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^Raise him as its own…
Speaking of lacefronts, my love dealer and I were in the store this morning and the guy, yes guy, behind the counter had on a bad azz lacefront wig. That shyt was on point. I had to compliment the guy on it. My love dealer then proceeded to ask me, in front of everybody, why I don’t get my hair done like his.
Speaking of lacefronts, my love dealer and I were in the store this morning and the guy, yes guy, behind the counter had on a bad azz lacefront wig. That shyt was on point. I had to compliment the guy on it. My love dealer then proceeded to ask me, in front of everybody, why I don’t get my hair done like his.
@Ms.Kaylamomma, LOL.
I really doubt this.
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
CivilEngineer Says:
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
Why Sean looks like he is going to do an Ad. for … “When camels don’t sleep……Please allow your camels to sleep……because a happy camel is a nice camel a sad camel will spit in your eye……..Ask bey Jay has spat in her eyes & hair a few times………”
Any way who is going to by that new house of Dereon lace fronts…….Are y’all get the extra moisturized one or the one with extra glue……..
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Be careful what you say about the camel, people may come after you.
Can you imagine what a real camel would do if it saw Jay????
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^Raise him as its own…
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@Civil & mirsmommy ..Y’all behave y’all know camels are sensitive…… But if the camels see Jay they might run away…..they aren’t use to seeing themselves evolved……
*after reading this long and stupid post*
I’ve concluded that this entire topic is :lame:
She looks a drunken mess in this pic. *scrolling back up to read*
Do yall ever wonder if his feeling are hurt that everyone says he looks like a Camel?
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
Thank Bey & Jay this is a wonderful idea! When I get married I’m going to ask my husband if he can do this to carry on my Empire, cause mine is huge as well. I get $1000 a month in SSI, $300 a month in food stamps, and we live in a Section 8 house which is the largest in the neighborhood with 6 bedroom and 2 ½ baths, maybe they’ll let me leave my whole kingdom to my boo.
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
FANCY!!
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ReadTheBlog Says:
Do yall ever wonder if his feeling are hurt that everyone says he looks like a Camel?
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I doubt it
^Raise him as its own…
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*slaps cuffs on civil’s wrist*
thats it…I’ve had enough…I can’t stand repeat offenders!
*throws Civil in the County Kona*
ReadTheBlog Says:
Do yall ever wonder if his feeling are hurt that everyone says he looks like a Camel?
Camels don’t have feelings!
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Krysi J Says:
^Raise him as its own…
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….CIVIL!!!!!
*slaps cuffs on civil’s wrist*
thats it…I’ve had enough…I can’t stand repeat offenders!
*throws Civil in the County Kona*
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But it’s still early! I can change!!!
I don’t get this???? Why Jay gon change his name????? Doesn’t make any sense to me???? I’m thinking there must be some kind of corporate, business reason behind this???? Or maybe Bey CAN’T have any kids or something???? This does not make any sense to me
Be careful what you say about the camel, people may come after you.
Can you imagine what a real camel would do if it saw Jay????
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^Raise him as its own…
Do yall ever wonder if his feeling are hurt that everyone says he looks like a Camel?
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I think he’s a peace with it
@ Civil
I’m at the library right now. The library patrol will be over here in a minute. Stop it and I mean it…
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
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Wait a minute… why DOES this library have a security guard? Do people steal books?? What the hail? And he is serious about his job ,mean mugging people.
:sorry: I’m so bored at work I’m taking my frustration out on helpless celebs
I so don’t care.
Camels don’t have feelings!
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“Your fukking outTA here man” -Mike Epps
Quitta,Kayla,missy
THROW HIZ AZZ IN THE BOX!!!!!!
ReadTheBlog Says:
Do yall ever wonder if his feeling are hurt that everyone says he looks like a Camel?
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mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
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I’m sure Jay has no problem with Bey-Nappy’s dry a** lace-fronts, being that the camel he is comes from a dry environment.
damn I did it again 
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But you would think he would use some of the water in his hump to moisten it a little
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
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This is lame. Solange has a son. Therefore, the Knowles family bloodline will keep going.:blink:
CivilEngineer Says:
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
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I’m sure Jay has no problem with Bey-Nappy’s dry a** lace-fronts, being that the camel he is comes from a dry environment.
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But you would think he would use some of the water in his hump to moisten it a little damn I did it again
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missy Says:
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
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I’m sure Jay has no problem with Bey-Nappy’s dry a** lace-fronts, being that the camel he is comes from a dry environment.
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…..I wonder how camel breath smells…….Bey should know I think I will ask her……..YOu know what thats probably why her eyes were closed in that pic…Jay’s breath probably smelt like hot smelly azz..and she probably was trying to get out that dress to take a bath…..
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Civil @Krysi request I am personally throwing your azz in the box…….
Sorry ….
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Wait a minute… why DOES this library have a security guard? Do people steal books?? What the hail? And he is serious about his job ,mean mugging people.
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You know people can get out of hand over them Harry Potter books and the limited supply of encyclopedias and things. He probably only has a flashlight though.
SouthernPrincess Says:
The baby Matthew has coming may be a boy and that way they can keep the Knowles name going!
However i 
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mirsmommy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
mirsmommy Says:
missy Says:
CivilEngineer Says:
I think Bey woke up that day as was like, “F*ck it, I can’t get this damn wig off so why even waste nice clothes!”
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That hair can come off easily …….Jay probably want to touch some camel hair…So requested that Bey wear that on this occasion…..You know keep it classy…
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I’m sure Jay has no problem with Bey-Nappy’s dry a** lace-fronts, being that the camel he is comes from a dry environment.
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But you would think he would use some of the water in his hump to moisten it a little damn I did it again
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You can’t moisten the Sahara.
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Or maybe use some of the camel spit because its a thicker substance
@ Civil @ Missy
One more time, and I’m outta here. The library patrol is on my azz, shining his flashlight at me. You guys are fools.
OH my gosh look at Bey’s face………I feel so bad for her……How does she put up with it……I know Papa Knowles told her “he has a stock in tic-tacs & Altoids…..so deal with it Bish” ……..
@ Missy
You always the ring leader of going HAM on people.
I loves it
Smokey the Bear needs to have a talk with Bey-Nappy about her risky forest fire weaves.
What size box? I get claustrophobic
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
@ Civil @ Missy
One more time, and I’m outta here. The library patrol is on my azz, shining his flashlight at me. You guys are fools.
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@Ms.kaylamomma-Don’t get your library card revoked……then you’ll officially be to gangsta for me……….
LovelyLady Says:
@ Missy
You always the ring leader of going HAM on people. I loves it
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Thank you Lovely…she tryna throw me under the bus and she’s just as guilty!!
that is the worst rumor i ever heard
Can you imagine a lit match anywhere near Bey-Nappy’s head???? Now that would be tragedy.
@mirsmommy…it would be the Mike commercial all over again!! Let me stop :sorry:
ovelyLady Says:
@ Missy
You always the ring leader of going HAM on people.
I loves it
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SHHHH……I noticed that
@mirs.- comment 80 & 82
…….You cuttin up to much
@civil-Your claustrophobic…….then why don’t you behave…..I think I will find the smallest box then….maybe you’ll behave and stay out the KORNA (j/p)
CivilEngineer Says:
@mirsmommy…it would be the Mike commercial all over again!! Let me stop
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missy Says:
ovelyLady Says:
@ Missy
You always the ring leader of going HAM on people. I loves it
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SHHHH……I noticed that
@mirs.- comment 80 & 82 …….You cuttin up to much
@civil-Your claustrophobic…….then why don’t you behave…..I think I will find the smallest box then….maybe you’ll behave and stay out the KORNA (j/p)
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Commenters 86 & 87 please go to the KORNA
Missy
@Civil- I didn’t blame anyone
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This is almost better than the Sean G. post…..
mirsmommy Says:
I’m sure Jay has no problem with Bey-Nappy’s dry a** lace-fronts, being that the camel he is comes from a dry environment.
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HA HA HA!
Jay should just drop his last name altogether and start wearing a skirt while he’s at it.
CIVIL GET OUT!!!>>>>>>>>>>>
and whoever said the “Even B can prevent forrest fires” need their azzes thrown in the KONA too!
Don’t believe this story at all
!!!
Ya’ll comments are killing me!!!!
missy Says:
Commenters 86 & 87 please go to the KORNA Missy
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SanfiPolemikos Says:
Jay should just drop his last name altogether and start wearing a skirt while he’s at it.
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How much ya’ll think Matty Knowles paid Jay to take on her last name?????
missy Says:
This is almost better than the Sean G. post…..
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Oh please don’t get them started. LOL
Civil
U jist as bad.
Lovely Firece aint here yet, so i cant cut up witchall right now.
Y’all need to behave so y’all can stay out of the KORNA it is almost Christmas……..
He might as well change his name to Sean-Beyonce Carter Knowles.What a B**TCH…..I would hope Jay-Z wouldn’t do such a dumb thing.Jay-Z is whooped behind Beyonce.This gives the Game and any other rapper who dislikes Jay to clown him about!!!!
I don’t believe this…but I love those two together!
(peeks in) Sandra, while you’re here…my ace boon would really appreciate you reopening registration for like 10 minutes so she can join. She tried last time but her password doesn’t work. Shouts out to KillaNee!
LovelyLady Says:Lovely Firece aint here yet, so i cant cut up witchall right now.
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:lolol: But you know you have a reserved seat in the KORNA….from last week……
@ LL
Quitta Says:
@ LL
Is Lovely Fierce your alter ego. Just put on one of Bey’s dry azz lace fronts. LOL
Me dont want no House of DoDO lace fronts over here.
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I didn’t think we let Lovely out of the KONA after last week…toss her some breakfast @missy, since you’re right next to her
Sandra plz change that post pic. Everytime i see it Bey looking like *if this nicca even think about kissing me*
Why she squirming like that while he hugging her like ewww
Sandra plz change that post pic. Everytime i see it Bey looking like *if this nicca even think about kissing me* I moght
Why she squirming like that while he hugging her like ew.
Okay, I’m back. I had to stop reading y’all comments because I was going to get thrown out the library. And I see y’all are still in here cutting up, even after we have a new post. I see you have Sandra in here laughing. So who’s in the KONA, still??
@Civil-I get a free pass out of the Korna..
…I got some get out the KORNA free passes…any one want one I got 10 for dolla…..
Quitta Says:
@ LL
Is Lovely Fierce your alter ego. Just put on one of Bey’s dry azz lace fronts. LOL
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missy Says:
@Civil-I get a free pass out of the Korna.. …I got some get out the KORNA free passes…any one want one I got 10 for dolla…..
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uh uh, missy
You and civil are not allowed to leave the Kona whatsoever.
ALL YALL MFs get IN THE DAMN KONA!!!!
every last one of ya can GO!
including Sandra for coming in dis bytch outTa nowhere to keke at ONE comment and be out!!!
*opens the solitary confinement wing*
PROCEED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
@ Missy
any one want one I got 10 for dolla…..
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Here go a dolla, now imma re sell em for 5 for a dolla and double my money. Yup Im on my street ish and what??
@missy…I have a dolla!!
Why Camel look like he got Ghostface in a semi-choke hold????
So are we going to stay in this post all day?
Civil says:
CivilEngineer Says:
@missy…I have a dolla!!
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mirsmommy Says:
Quitta Says:
@ LL
Is Lovely Fierce your alter ego. Just put on one of Bey’s dry azz lace fronts. LOL
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And don’t forget the leotard.
OMG. Not the leotard.
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How many drinks yall think she had????
I feel like everybody’s attacking me :crying1:
LovelyLady Says:
@ Missy
any one want one I got 10 for dolla…..
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Here go a dolla, now imma re sell em for 5 for a dolla and double my money. Yup Im on my street ish and what??
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:lolol: You get ya hustle on..But that was just the discounted price since I like y’all……
@mirs.- *pouts*
I didn’t mean to offend camels ..this was never my intention….Blame Jay…….
mirsmommy Says:
Why Camel look like he got Ghostface in a semi-choke hold????
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Did someone already send you to the KONA, sweetie? If not, get there. Civil, make room for mirsmommy.
mirsmommy Says:
Why Camel look like he got Ghostface in a semi-choke hold????
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I know right, like he forcing her to take a pic with him. and she looking like *this nicca better no fukkin kiss me*
@ missy
You mines well keep all 10. You know how you be cutting up. LOL
CivilEngineer Says:
I feel like everybody’s attacking me
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But Civil, you started this…
Do camels have fingers?
@Civil-yep we are attacking you …….you started this mess ….*coughs* actually I did*coughs*…..But your the scapegoat……
………Sorry….
Oh and since you have a Dolla i will give you a KORNA pass but that is only for today any other day…….
@mirs-Bey had to take a shot off of each of Jay’s humps…..But since his breath smells like hot azz she probabaly had about 20…..Just to be safe…..
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
mirsmommy Says:
Why Camel look like he got Ghostface in a semi-choke hold????
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Did someone already send you to the KONA, sweetie? If not, get there. Civil, make room for mirsmommy.
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Well, off to the Kona I go….. *Hey missy and civil*
Is that a house of Dereon Dress? That is an ugly a** dress.Its country!
I’m gon throw some damn magnets at the damn dress!!!!!
Why Camel look like he got Ghostface in a semi-choke hold????
…..*faints*
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GGGGghostface?
iQuit
*regains consiousness*
LOOK NAH!….how yall just gon talk bout dat man and his wife like that…..and 2 days before Xmas? Yall know Camels hardly get to celebrate especially with desert eagles wearing Apache tribal dresses….leave thEM ALONE!
@Ms.kaylamomma-You have to ask Beyaki about that…..You know what I don’t think so……..I mean does Jay put his fingers through her camel hair……..I mean he probably can’t make it through all those knots….but that is a good question.. *goes to look @ the evolved camel pic* & please start walking to the KORNA you are starting something…..
@quitta-I always got extra passes…..
Why in the hell does her shoulders match Jays skin BUT her face mathces the YT mans neck behind Jay.
Krysi J Says:
Why Camel look like he got Ghostface in a semi-choke hold????
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GGGGghostface? …..*faints*
iQuit
*regains consiousness*
LOOK NAH!….how yall just gon talk bout dat man and his wife like that…..and 2 days before Xmas? Yall know Camels hardly get to celebrate especially with desert eagles wearing Apache tribal dresses….leave thEM ALONE!
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Do camels have fingers?
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WAIT!!….i can’t breathe…just give me a chance to recover PLEASE YALL DAMN!
missy Says:
@Ms.kaylamomma-You have to ask Beyaki about that…..You know what I don’t think so……..I mean does Jay put his fingers through her camel hair……..I mean he probably can’t make it through all those knots….but that is a good question.. *goes to look @ the evolved camel pic* & please start walking to the KORNA you are starting something…..
@quitta-I always got extra passes…..
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@mirs-I am no longer in the KORNA …… girl you need a pass to get out…….I can give you one….But I got 10 for dolla….
That dress look like it came from rainbow or cititrends…….is beyonce 40? I thought that was Tina for a moment too
missy Says:
@mirs-I am no longer in the KORNA …… girl you need a pass to get out…….I can give you one….But I got 10 for dolla….
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*in my best Chris Rock voice* Ten dollars, good Lord, that’s alotta money!!!!!!!!!!
Why in the hell does her shoulders match Jays skin BUT her face mathces the YT mans neck behind Jay.
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Dayum! These comments! breath like hot azz??? Really??
anyway cosign the hail outta 102!!
How Jay gonna avoid the diss songs about THIS SHYT HERE? If it’s true……..
in2wishon Says:
That dress look like it came from rainbow or cititrends…….is beyonce 40? I thought that was Tina for a moment too
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You have to ask Beyaki about that…..You know what I don’t think so……..I mean does Jay put his fingers through her camel hair……..I mean he probably can’t make it through all those knots….but that is a good question.. *goes to look @ the evolved camel pic* & please start walking to the KORNA you are starting something…..
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M
I see I have lots of company today
Krysi J Says:
Do camels have fingers?
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WAIT!!….i can’t breathe…just give me a chance to recover PLEASE YALL DAMN!
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Camels have padded feet. That may explain the butt pads Bey always wears
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
You have to ask Beyaki about that…..You know what I don’t think so……..I mean does Jay put his fingers through her camel hair……..I mean he probably can’t make it through all those knots….but that is a good question.. *goes to look @ the evolved camel pic* & please start walking to the KORNA you are starting something…..
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I’m not as bad as you, Civil, and mirsmommy. I’ve been an angel today.
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LovelyLady Says:
Why in the hell does her shoulders match Jays skin BUT her face mathces the YT mans neck behind Jay.
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I hope I don’t get coal for Christmas! Where’s Daisy to say “These two do nothing for me…POW!”
Quitta Says:
Krysi J Says:
Do camels have fingers?
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WAIT!!….i can’t breathe…just give me a chance to recover PLEASE YALL DAMN!
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Camels have padded feet. That may explain the butt pads Bey always wears
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Didn’t I tell y’all Jay’s breath stink he is sucking the life out of Bey……she looks like she is about to
@mirs-Them human huffs probably get a mani. by the time they get through her hair…..
Whoo lawd…..these people in here thAnk im CRAZY~!
s.kaylamomma Says:
LovelyLady Says:
Why in the hell does her shoulders match Jays skin BUT her face mathces the YT mans neck behind Jay.
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She needs to fire her damn makeup artist for making her look like that clown from the movie “IT”.
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Bey-Nappy is gypsy sharp.
Camels have padded feet. That may explain the butt pads Bey always wears
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Oh my dear GOD……are you seriously going to get me fired today like this….don’t yall know I have kids to take care of!!!!
@Civil-I will be sending you mirsmommy ,ms.kaylamomma,&lovely lady , Krysi J & Quitta……… A Lump of coal for Christmas but in the shape of a heart
…. Because y’all have been throwing to much shade towards the camel before Christmas
missy Says:
@Civil-I will be sending you mirsmommy ,ms.kaylamomma,&lovely lady , Krysi J & Quitta……… A Lump of coal for Christmas but in the shape of a heart
…. Because y’all have been throwing to much shade towards the camel before Christmas
Missy
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Ms.kaylamomma Says:
LovelyLady Says:
Why in the hell does her shoulders match Jays skin BUT her face mathces the YT mans neck behind Jay.
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I am scared of “IT” I think I will go in the KORNA……
But before I go does she turn into a spider like he did in the end of the movie………. *ponders* A spider and a camel….. :confused:
I think I should apologize to them…
(clears throat, glasses on) Beyonce Knowles-Carter, I’m sorry for talking about your hair, clothing choices and makeup! Obviously, you threw a few back before you got dressed that day. It must have been the day of those blizzards that knocked the power out because you clearly couldn’t see what you were wearing until it was too late which explains the STANK look you have on your face in that picture.
Sean Joe Camel Jay-Z Knowles Carter, I’m sorry for calling you a camel. I should have pointed out that camels are very hardy creatures. If there’s ever a major drought across the country, you will be just fine because you can survive off of the fat and water stored in your enormous hump. And since you have hooves the extremely hot pavement won’t bother you one bit. Again, my deepest apologies to you
mirsmommy Says:
Quitta Says:
Krysi J Says:
Do camels have fingers?
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WAIT!!….i can’t breathe…just give me a chance to recover PLEASE YALL DAMN!
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Camels have padded feet. That may explain the butt pads Bey always wears
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You, Kona, now. Don’t look back.
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Move over Missy, LL, Civil, Krysi. Mirsmommy ut me in da kona. It’s not enuff room in here. Who just farted? LOL
CivilEngineer Says:
I think I should apologize to them…
(clears throat, glasses on) Beyonce Knowles-Carter, I’m sorry for talking about your hair, clothing choices and makeup! Obviously, you threw a few back before you got dressed that day. It must have been the day of those blizzards that knocked the power out because you clearly couldn’t see what you were wearing until it was too late which explains the STANK look you have on your face in that picture.
Sean Joe Camel Jay-Z Knowles Carter, I’m sorry for calling you a camel. I should have pointed out that camels are very hardy creatures. If there’s ever a major drought across the country, you will be just fine because you can survive off of the fat and water stored in your enormous hump. And since you have hooves the extremely hot pavement won’t bother you one bit. Again, my deepest apologies to you
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Now that I’ve apologized, Missy I expect a real gift…THANKS!!
mirsmommy Says:
Quitta Says:
Krysi J Says:
Do camels have fingers?
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WAIT!!….i can’t breathe…just give me a chance to recover PLEASE YALL DAMN!
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Camels have padded feet. That may explain the butt pads Bey always wears
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You, Kona, now. Don’t look back.
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Move over Missy, LL, Civil, Krysi. Mirsmommy ut me in da kona. It’s not enuff room in here. Who just farted? LOL
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@Quitta-It was probably Civil……who let one rip….In here smells like a camels azz…… *Shouts* THANKS CIVIL
*got me dry heaving in this place*
@mirs-I would be grateful and all but I don’t now how I can explain to folks how my house smell like azz and camel spit….That just won’t work…..But thanks for the gift…I am so touched……
mirsmommy Says:
s.kaylamomma Says:
LovelyLady Says:
Why in the hell does her shoulders match Jays skin BUT her face mathces the YT mans neck behind Jay.
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She needs to fire her damn makeup artist for making her look like that clown from the movie “IT”.
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And the Killer Clowns from Outer Space. mskaylamomma, you have just extended your free stay in the Kona.
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But I… didn’t do nuffin. Damn!! Move over Civil. Krysi J can I have sum of your sammich and Capri Sun juice??
I can’t stay in here long, my daughter and love dealer will be looking for me
***Sits down**
@Civil-You’ll get the gift I bought everyone a :hug:…..You know what I will give you what mirs. gave me……@Mirs. send Civil one also…….
Krysi J Says:
Do camels have fingers?
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I thought they only have toes…
Y’all eating sammich and capri sun…….I am drinking apple juice & eating some pizza……(In my eve voice from barbershop)Nobody better touch my dam apple juice…. *writes on it* THIS BELONGS TO MISSY…..
Sorry…I’m a little gassy today
No thanks @Mirs…I’d rather the heart shaped coal
Kaylamomma, when did he become a love dealer? Did sumn’ happen? Do we need to get our black jogging suits?
missy Says:
@Civil-You’ll get the gift I bought everyone a :hug:…..You know what I will give you what mirs. gave me……@Mirs. send Civil one also…….
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Sean Joe Camel Jay-Z Knowles Carter
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iSEE dead people
*flatline*
Krysi J can I have sum of your sammich and Capri Sun juice??
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HELL NAWL….but you can have these raisuns
@mirs-the special edition one sounds better…..I think I will put it in my yard it should scare those dang stray animals away that keep coming in my yard…..
ReadTheBlog Says:
Kaylamomma, when did he become a love dealer? Did sumn’ happen? Do we need to get our black jogging suits?
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Whatcha talking about? I’m sllloooowww!!
Missy – @Quitta-It was probably Civil……who let one rip….In here smells like a camels azz…… *Shouts* THANKS CIVIL *got me dry heaving in this place*
Oh & @ Civil that apology gets you 20 of those special edition gifts @mirs. is sending out…..
@ Civil
I quit you.
@ that apology.
It comes with a bleached drenched Brillo Pad as a lace-front.
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*grabs emergency arbuterol*
*puffs once, holds it in………breAVES out*
puff once mo….
feeling like Mashonda and Swizzy’s son at the bday party *holds up a sign* “help me”
Why did I go back to the Obama post & people mad that we were discussing BGC…..They mad no one wants to read their comments probably GTFOH……they said Sandra should delete y’all accounts ……
Shauny..where are you I thought you were coming on to discuss BGC…..*I guess you’ll be on later*.
Obviously NOT true…
I saw that @missy…I guess freedom of speech goes out the window on blogs
@ readtheblog
My comment to your question is awaiting moderation. I’m guessing because it has too many “w”‘s but whatcha talking about?
I am tempted to tell them where to go….But I will behave and ignore those Politically correct ignant arse folks ….
(In my Kayla from BGC voice) I will cuss you out and cross my legs….why? because I am a lady…. .
Dumb #*%$# @*$*#^
But i am in to good of a move to give them shine…..So i’ll leave them alone……..
Please Missy don’t do it, don’t do it. It’s almost x-mas. LOL
@Missy I appreciate the BGC discussion since I’ve missed every episode this season. Keep on, Keeping On.
That story doesn’t have the ring of truth at all. For all they know Papa Matt’s new baby might be a boy. And who wants his name right now anyway?
@ Sandra
Did you quit us today? No new posts?? I see the post about Tiger but I don’t think anybody’s checking for Tiger.
@ Ms.kaylamomma
Yes, Tiger’s old news. F*ck em.
Im glad i rarely even click on Obama posts anymore…what the hell use is there?
@Civil-I know we offtopic in practically all topics….
@Latech-The BGC peeps won’t let no Politically correct folk in here stop us.
@Quitta-I won’t go off……Like I said I am a lady but I am in to good of a move(suppose to be mood but what the heck )
But these people acting like we in pre-school telling Sandra on folks…..If you don’t like what I am saying skip over it ….GEEZ is it that hard……
I missed BGC last nite (I was feelin like Bey in top pic, 2 glasses of wine, Is that considered light weight?). Anyway, I remember Portia was gonna whoop Jay Leno’s azz. I can’t wait to watch later.
Here I go again
These two do nothing for me no chemistry or anything POW
*where is my switch cause I see the children have been showing out 2dys B4 christmas*
My 2 cents is if you have been lurking for years then you already know what it is like in the comment section. Then you can’t wait for registration to open to comment that people are going off topic. ***scratching my head*** If Sandra didn’t like it then she, herself, would say something.
@ Missy
Dont worry
I steezed on them heavins 
Hey SR Fam!! Sorry I’m late!! Did anyone miss me? **crickets** Buhler, Buhler?….
@lovely-I just went in there and saw your comment….
I would have to give them the Portia special if they kept that up…….
But you “steezed” well grasshopper……. I am so proud of how you handled that Lovely……
Hey ggouch. **waving**
if this isn’t the biggest crock of bs. is mathew the only son or something? this is ridiculous and i’m sure it isn’t true.
you think the kids born into this family won’t find a way to link themselves back to the family name for business purposes? he’s not doing that, not even a common man would.
pointhimout Says:
if this isn’t the biggest crock of bs. is mathew the only son or something? this is ridiculous and i’m sure it isn’t true.
you think the kids born into this family won’t find a way to link themselves back to the family name for business purposes? he’s not doing that, not even a common man would.
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I agree. That’s some b*tch azz move if you ask me.
If so now we gonna see that Camel swanning round in a leotard. :lolol: To Jay, *In Carrie’s mom’s voice* “they’re all gonna laugh at you”
WHAT ABOUT SOLO SON HIS LAST NAME IS NOT KNOWLES?
@Daisy…THANKS!! I had been waiting for that comment all day
Okay, doesn’t DNA ensure blood-line?
but more importantly: WHY DOES BEY LOOK LIKE A DRUNKARD? Mouthing WTF as I **GASP** at the hidious FACE PAINT…..
Dear Diary,
I hear the bottle calling to me…It is my only solace. No one understands the pressures to continue my perfect image…I just want to rip off my lace front, throw my Derion boots through the window.
Everyday I ask my self “Self? how much longer can you hang on” My father’s a whore, My mother’s fashion sense SUCK to high def shyt. Why the hell did I ever agree to do a fashion line. I knew it would end up in swapmeets, and discount urban stores.
My sister Solange is reaching..for something…I don’t know…my career perhaps, yet, at least she can have babies….My sister Kelley…well I’m just not ready to talk about that.
Everyone thinks my husband is so hot!! If only they knew. He found the transcript of my unauthorized tell all the other night…he made me burn it. And now he wants my NAME!! JESUS HELP ME!! Uhmmm this yak burns good going down my throat….one more swig and I can make it one more day
@206. i dont believe his name is knowles. she was married when she had him. but believe me you ole danny boy will be going around by 10 saying ‘im beyonce’s nephew.’
@ GG
I can’t, I can’t.
We’re saving a spot for you in the KONA. LOL
@GGouch-
We all in the KONA. You want summa my sammich and raisins? We gone be awhile.
:lolol: @ 208.
And this ‘rumor’ sounds ridic.
DAYUM JAY IF IT’S TRUE
YOU REALLY LOVE YOU SOME BEY-THAT’S A GOOD LOOK THOUGHT NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING DOWN FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE
F#CK WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY- AT THE END OF THE DAY IT’S “YOUR” RELATIONSHIP AND NOBODY ELSES ANY HOW
DEFINITION OF A CLUCKING HEN
ALWAYS IN SOMEONE ELSE’S BUSINESS
FEELS THEIR OPINION OF SOMEONE ELSE’S BUSINESS REALLY MATTERS OR IS RIGHT
CLAIMS THEIR BUSINESS IS ALWAYS IN ORDER, AINT NEVER BEEN THROUGH NOTHING, NEVER MADE ANY MISTAKES, CAN SPOT A HOE OR JUMP OFF IN A NANO MINUTE (ALTHOUGH THEY CLAIM THEY AREN’T OR HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE) BUT HOW ELSE WOULD THEY KNOW ABOUT THE COMING AND GOINGS OF HOES-LOL
SOME CLUCKING HENS AINT HAPPY UNLESS THEY ARE WASTING THEIR ENERGY OVER SOMEONE ELSES ALLEGED PROBLEMS, PRETENDING TO BE SELF RIGHTEOUS BUT THEIR PERSONAL LIVES ARE A MESS, AND COULD UTILIZE THEIR EFFORTS AND ENERGY TO GET THEIR SHIAT IN ORDER BUT THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH LIKE RIGHT
SO THEY WASTE IT ON THE INTERNET PRETENDING TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT DO, AND HIGH FIVING THEIR FELLOW CLUCKING HENS
REMINDS OF THE WOMEN WHO WOULD SIT ON THE PORCH IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ALL DAY LONG TALKING ABOUT EVERYBODY WHILE THE ROCKED THEIR LIFE AWAY IN ROCKING CHAIRS ON A PORCH
HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS-OFF TO ENJOY MINE! ESPECIALLY THE DISGRUNTLE
@216, I totally agree!
HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS-OFF TO ENJOY MINE! ESPECIALLY THE DISGRUNTLE
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:yea: if its true because that is the only way I’m going to change my last name if I get married. I worked too hard and went through to much to add hyphenate my dad’s name to mine and my parents were married……drama! afterall me and pops are bound by BLOOD and not just Paper!
@GGouch: I want YOU to be the one to notify my siblings of my death. Afterall it is all your fault. I am DEAD after reading Bey’s diary!
omg u guys are really cuttin up in here.. and I see SHE cappin in here bout a bunch of nuffin..
That is all, continue…