Morning Wood: Joel (Bird’s Brother)

Sandra Rose February 19, 2010

Today’s Morning Wood hunk is Joel, the brother of Bird, one of my longtime readers. According to Bird, her brother Joel is most recently known for his television and modeling work. In February, he debuted on VH1’s newest hit reality series, Let’s Talk About Pep, as the love interest of celebrity broadcast journalist Jacque Reid.

The show, which stars Sandy “Pepa” Denton of Salt-N-Pepa fame, holds a weekly audience of 2 million viewers and is currently one of VH1’s most popular programs. As a model, Joel was recently featured on the website of Essence magazine as the “Eye Candy of the Week” in a 10-photo spread.

MORE pics of Joel after the break!

Mz.Williams

Damn that is all
ksmommy05

Very nice body. Nice smile. Nice skin. But? I don’t know. Something about him just doesn’t do it for me

But what do I know.
Mz.Williams

Can I lick him. My bad
LaTechGrad02

@Bird, your brother is too fine for words
kimip84

He is a beautiful chocolate man!!! was i the only one staring at the third picture of him in the swimming trunks??? dayum milk does a body good!
LovelyLady

Mz.Williams Says:

Can I lick him. My bad
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*walksoutpost
kjsmommy

If he were to ask me ANYTHING, the answer would be “yes, daddy.”
Ms.kaylamomma

That pic with him on the beach with “Papi” on his underwear had me thinking impure thoughts. I had to cross my legs…tightly. *fanning myself* He is handsome.

@ Mz. Williams
FloridaChick813

Ohh Lawd, this is a beautiful man….
FloridaChick813

Ms.kaylamomma Says:

That pic with him on the beach with “Papi” on his underwear had me thinking impure thoughts. I had to cross my legs…tightly. *fanning myself* He is handsome.
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cheeks8683

@ kimip84…no girl u weren’t the only one…in fact i had to minimize my screen :)…no pun intended…I’m at work and they are prolly thinking that I’m some sort of freak!!!
sharnell

damn Bird, you been holding out on us! please thank your parents for me
sharnell

hell, i had to post again, MY GOD!
kimip84

@Cheeks girl you and me both…i looked at that pic several times and was hoping no one would pop up behind me lol
Ms.kaylamomma

I swear his eyes are saying to me “Ms.kaylamomma, come get me” I’m coming Papi, I’m cumming. Oh geez!!!
http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

Whhhhhhhoooooooooooooo llllllaaaaawwwwwwwwdddddddddddd

**fans self** That’s one tall cup of hawt chocolate <<<that’s me trying to drink him up.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

AH SNAP….that’s what’s up! That’s chocolate. Something about his eyes says he’s a freak. And I love it!!!
free

ooooohhhhhhhh, bird! can i be your friend? no, i’m married. ok i need to shake it off. get thee behind me satan!
Mz.Williams

This is to much. I can go to hell for all the nasty thoughts I’m thinking. Lord please help me.
ksmommy05

Maybe i’ve been single and celibate too long. It just doesn’t do it for me.

I’m feeling so left out right now.
Chgoprime

He is tooooo fine!!!!
Ms.kaylamomma

Jesus let me be a bottle of suntan lotion…
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@ksmommy05: It’s ok. I’ve felt that way before on the other Morning Wood posts Sandra had. I’ve come to the conclusion that everything ain’t for everybody. So, we will continue to admire Joel’s chocolatey goodness and Sandra will have you the next round I promise
Kat

Nice body, easy on the eyes…he gets a :yea: from me! Good lookin’ Bird!
http://youtube.com yesindeedio

OH.MY.WORD! Jacque will not be celibate too much longer. He’s a cutie and will definitely help make some beautiful children. I think he has a great story on how he turned his life around and I will definitely be one of the first to pre-order his book. Go Jacque!!!!
winenroses

I cannot bring myself to watch a full episode of Let’s

Talk About Pep. Just a bunch of middle-aged women sitting

in a restaurant talking about men half their ages. I can’t

believe Vivica isn’t a regular on the show. That would be

right up her alley.
speakinmymind

Jesus take the wheel!! *falls out*

I’m happily married but I’d take Joel up on an indecent proposal (no money necessary) anytime!
free

ksmommy05 Says: Maybe i’ve been single and celibate too long. It just doesn’t do it for me.

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not the right look for me either (with his clothes on) but his body is tight. i’d smash. i like that second pic.
http://dahoneyhive.blogspot.com ryand91

He’s handsome, I’m not feeling him, feeling him though.
Cinnamon Kisses

MsKayla…..>>>>>we are here<<<<< ….that pic that says papi….ummmmm yeaaaaaa…..I could not help but notice his nice *cough* *bulge* *cough* ….whew…….THANKS AYNTEE SANDY!
biglegs36

Ok first let me say Congrats Bird on your baby! #2 Vh-1 needs to be sued, because they didn’t do you brother justice. He is magically delicious! I am not ashamed to say that I would all types of nasty things to him :hump:. Sorry Bird!
Ms.kaylamomma

@ Bird, is he available for bachelorette parties?

Ok, I keep coming back in this post. I’m leaving for real now…
FloridaChick813

Why cant I leave this post????

Im about to save his pic to my computer, upload it on myxer and make it a wallpaper for my phone
Princess Smarty-Pants

Where do I sign up to be the shower soap?
FloridaChick813

Ms.kaylamomma Says:

@ Bird, is he available for bachelorette parties?

Ok, I keep coming back in this post. I’m leaving for real now…
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We are >>>HERE<<< cause I keep coming back too
kimip84

@mskaylamomma you and me both…i cant help but to keep coming back and looking at that papi pic! i know i need to get off this post before uncle samuel suspends my access
j.c.

good come back sandra! that medical minute had me sick but this is more than enough to make up for it!
Princess Smarty-Pants

The first pic does him no justice. The rest of them are doing me none. (Speaking of doing me…..)

MKM if he comes to your bachelorette party, then I am coming, too.
OutsidetheBox

BILF!!!!!!

Like a thinner Idris. Mmhmm. Hell-to-the- :yea: !
Anna

MMM Good and Good & Plenty.
FloridaChick813

Princess Smarty-Pants Says:

The first pic does him no justice. The rest of them are doing me none. (Speaking of doing me…..)

MKM if he comes to your bachelorette party, then I am coming, too.
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I’m not a fan of the first pic either
PAHairston

Lord, if I were 20 years younger……….Damn, and then I saw the rest of the pics! What a hunk, what a hunk, what a hunk!
Ms.kaylamomma

**peeks back in**

@ Flo Rida and Princess, y’all, in my mind he is already at my bachelorette party.
dallas214

In my best Florida Evans voice……….

DAMN DAMN DAMN
leapyearpisces

First of all, let me say CONGRATS on the baby to Bird. I sent you a “shout-out” in the Jennifer Hudson post yesterday, but I was waaay late. So once again, CONGRATS on the baby!!!!

NOW…for the bidness [LOL] at hand…brotha man is sexy and he has his “Mandigoism” on full blast. While I am not fainting on the floor and falling out, he does it for me even in the first pic. I like the fact that he isn’t too pretty….he looks like a man….he doesn’t scream male model…he looks like a nice, toned athletic brotha and he’s not TOO muscular…I do not like that SWOLE prison look on men… yeah, he’s a good look.

I don’t recall seeing him on Let’s Talk About Pep. Has his episode already aired?
http://facebook.com/Im2thick4u 2thick4u

Ay Papi

Damn Bird…your parents really blessed your brother. He is to handsome and sexy for words

He damn near made me forget about Nelly…and that is a feat within itself :notworthy: !!!
kcicero

Congrats on the baby bird! And ur brother…well I’s married so
Ms.kaylamomma

@ Leapyear. They already showed that episode. I missed it though but I’m hearing the show didn’t do him justice. Goood Lawwwddd!!!
Daisy

Yep I called him a cutie when the show aired! Jacque betta hold on tight
Daisy

@MsKay the show did him plenty of justice I said he was a cutie then! If others slept on him shame on them
VIBABY

That damn licking emoticon gets me every single time. I hope Bird stays out of this post so she doesnt have to read all the e-molestation going on in here…lol

With that said, laaaaaawd have mercy. #thatisall
mscoasta

He is looking very good!! Now if my hubby had a body like this we would be alright! ;)I may need to show him this pic, so he can get to working!!! lol
nika405

@ Bird, does he smell nice too? If so what sent does he wear?
geezy

Damn Bird!

Your brother is so damn fine……Looking like a Hershey bar with nuts! (No pun intended). :yea:
gypsyeyes

My name is Gypsy and I’m an Aries. I like long walks in the parts and even longer strokes in the bed…Oh my bad, I thought I was sending him my profile. Well anyway, Can someone forward this to him. Bird, copy and paste sista copy and paste. Tell him I said Heyyyyy!!!
Shawnil

At first I was like ok very handsome man, good look, then he took his shirt off and I fell out of my seat………Yes Baby is
gypsyeyes

I meant to say *PARKS*
Shawnil

Hawt
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

ksmommy05 Says:

Very nice body. Nice smile. Nice skin. But? I don’t know. Something about him just doesn’t do it for me

But what do I know.
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Dang I was hoping Sandra wouldn’t mention that he was my brother so I could get real comments, but I was really excited when I saw this one. I don’t know about you, but the little man fro is a bit bothersome for me.
gypsyeyes

He looks like he smells like Chocolate, some cocoa beans, some chocolate pudding, some chocolate syrup….ok I’m leaving out of this post before I get smacked with stalking charges. But I swear for clawd he is looking at me and only me in that 3rd picture.
leapyearpisces

Kaymommma:

Are you serious? I may have to YouTube that episode. Sometime I get mixed up when Fantasia and Let’s Talk About Pep come on..because they will skip a week sometimes… UGH!!! >:(

At any rate, he makes a sista wanna get in touch with her roots…LOL..he looks like an african prince for real…I keep looking at that second pic…his bone structure is AMAZING!!! and ain’t nothing like some white teeth. Let me stop talking because I think I am getting e-pregnant..LOL
gypsyeyes

@ Bird-Baby I haven’t thought about you when I was having these thoughts. Shiat, I haven’t had any in a long time. You just better be glad that I’m trying to use a little discretion in here. He is my type of man. There is nothing about a chocolate oiled up man. It’s good for the eyes, better than a carrot.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

DROOLING!! Swiping,,,and DROOLING AGAIN!!! cause I just can’t stop!!! and then I drool again!! as I scream out DAYUM!!!!!
leapyearpisces

gypsyeyes Says:

My name is Gypsy and I’m an Aries. I like long walks in the parts and even longer strokes in the bed…Oh my bad, I thought I was sending him my profile. Well anyway, Can someone forward this to him. Bird, copy and paste sista copy and paste. Tell him I said Heyyyyy!!!

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Gypsy,

Let’s not end our efriendship over a man… Don’t make me cut you! LMAO!!! Love ya’ Gyps….LOL
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

biglegs36 Says:

I am not ashamed to say that I would all types of nasty things to him :hump:. Sorry Bird!

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Illlll!!! You nasty!
nydiva4u

If I was a single woman, I would definately want to him!
leapyearpisces

Yep…just took the test…I am 45mins. pregnant and Maury says: “Joel YOU ARE the father!”.

……Leaving post to go register at Babys R Us”…
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

gypsyeyes Says:

He looks like he smells like Chocolate, some cocoa beans, some chocolate pudding, some chocolate syrup….ok I’m leaving out of this post before I get smacked with stalking charges. But I swear for clawd he is looking at me and only me in that 3rd picture.
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Shaking my head in MAJOR agreement..as I continue to DROOL somemore!! I can smell him from here girl. He looks delicious.

Can he file charges against me if I put him up as my screen saver? Real azz question man!
Yanaja

He is gorgeous and manly looking. YUMMMY

If he’s the guy I am thinking of, they made it seem like he is a journalist who has a criminal past. Was this just made up for tv? If so, I am so over these so-called reality shows and their special storytelling. Why can’t he just be a good looking and successful brother?
Ms.kaylamomma

Yea, I’m back again. If anybody’s looking for me, this is where I will be ALLLLLLLLLLL day.

@ Gypsy’s e-harmony profile.

That third pic with him standing in front of the bushes,(don’t pay attention to the chic)… the way his eyes are looking into my soul… has me fanning myself I want these pics on my phone.

@leayear, that’s why I missed the episode because I thought it was a rerun.
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Ok, done reading and Joel is lurking too. Yall got me dying over here! And dang, couldn’t yall get off the baby thing for this topic? I told you fam didn’t know. Don’t tell anybody Joey. I tell these chicas things I don’t share with ANYONE. We tight like dat.

I’m off to a job interview. Wish me luck!

Thanks for the post Miss Sandra. You know I love you gurl!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Uhmmmm Sister in law…OOPS I mean Bird!!!

….So how are you today? Girl I don’t check on you enough…gots to do better… IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU????!! you know…hook you up….Just say it and I am down for “YOU”. Housekeeping? babysitter? erand runner, tax filer, your chaperone to the next family get to gether? Absolutely anything…Drive you to your brother’s house? Girl just ask….what are “SISTERS” for…I mean…e-friends wink wink
Ms.kaylamomma

ggouch says:

Can he file charges against me if I put him up as my screen saver? Real azz question man!

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Me & you >>>>here<<<<. Earlier, I swear I was trying to figure out how to put him on my computer. At work, of course. Can’t do it at home because sweetie and I share the laptop.
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Oh, and check Joel out on the Let’s Talk About Sex season finale Monday for him and Jacque’s second date.
Ms.kaylamomma

leapyearpisces Says:

Yep…just took the test…I am 45mins. pregnant and Maury says: “Joel YOU ARE the father!”.

……Leaving post to go register at Babys R Us”…

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I swear I feel like I need a body condom everytime I click on a Lil Wayne post.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Job interview…BIRD!! don’t worry bout working…HOOK me up with your brother..and I will send you a check for every month we make it!! you can come live with us? Joe and I…wink wink
Ms.kaylamomma

Bird said Joel is lurking. *waves at Joel, batting eyes seductively** How are you sweetie?
Ms.kaylamomma

Get thee behind me @ ggouch.
laterthannever

LMAO Leapyearpisces that’s hilarious! Don’t forget to get a boppy! :p

Very handsome man. I’d lick him.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

Well now that the cat is out of the bag.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

so happy for you. Wishing you a blessed successful pregnancy.

:partytime:
Ms.kaylamomma

Sandra, can we get Joel a username and password so he can chat? Pleeeeeaaasssee!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Kayla, sharing is caring!! Baby…I man Joey? wink wink…you don’t mind do you
leapyearpisces

ggouch Says:

Job interview…BIRD!! don’t worry bout working…HOOK me up with your brother..and I will send you a check for every month we make it!! you can come live with us? Joe and I…wink wink
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Look, y’all really upsetting my nerves talking about my ebaby’s daddy like that.. Y’all so rude…don’t you know you are not supposed to upset a pregnant women… >:(

:-)..LOL, well chicks its been fun playing with y’all…i gotta get back to work…if i don’t log back on, everybody take it easy and have a safe weekend [and that means you too Joel since you are lurking].. see ya’
leapyearpisces

Joel, you got me so twisted, I am messing up my emoticons…LOL…
gypsyeyes

Dear Joel,
Do you remember that time that you were looking at me in the photo with those PAPI drawls on? Well I just wanted to tell you that I have packed all of my clothes and am on my way to find you. I have had a yard sale within the last 20 minutes and sold everything so that I can take you out to dinner and get a room. I want to get to know you first before we get it cracking
Thank you for being the man that you are. Now with that being said, I have taken the remainder of the money to buy a wedding dress and I plan to wear it on our date. By the way the room is a honeymoon suite.

See ya later,
Future Hubby MMMUUUAAHHH!!!

(I’m so joking but if I was crazy this would be my letter) alrite off to take my meds.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

& I hope these women in here lusting after your brother are SINGLE women.

Yall always going off on A Keys and jumpoffs when you have unpure thoughts yourself….
Ms.kaylamomma

@iscream, why you have to call us out like that?
commonswifey

This is some great morning wood. It also looks like he’spacking too.Jackie doesn’t know what to do with all that
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Dear Joel,
Do you remember that time that you were looking at me in the photo with those PAPI drawls on? Well I just wanted to tell you that I have packed all of my clothes and am on my way to find you. I have had a yard sale within the last 20 minutes and sold everything so that I can take you out to dinner and get a room. I want to get to know you first before we get it cracking
Thank you for being the man that you are. Now with that being said, I have taken the remainder of the money to buy a wedding dress and I plan to wear it on our date. By the way the room is a honeymoon suite.

See ya later,
Future Hubby MMMUUUAAHHH!!!
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Dear Joel,
Disregard the insane rants of these other females…I am on my way to file the protective order on your behalf. As far as the e-baby…I have already written the HUSH check and will be forwarding it to leapyearpisces promptly. In the meantime I have carrier-pigeon my address and door key to you. Keep your eyes to the sky baby…help is on the way

Sincerely,
Simply trying to
onlinefan

Jacque better lock that down! Glad to know he makes it to a second date. But she’s so desperate for a baby I wonder if she is really even trying to find actual love?

dag the season of Pep’s show is over already?
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

iscream Says:

& I hope these women in here lusting after your brother are SINGLE women.

Yall always going off on A Keys and jumpoffs when you have unpure thoughts yourself….
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WOW!! hangs head in shame…walking out feeling all convicted in my spirit.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I’m sorry Bird, Ms. Rose. Sar-re Mr. Joel. Uhmmm thanks Iscream… side eye then an eyerolling for you
gypsyeyes

I know that he has to be thinking that we are nothing but fools. Joel, it’s all in fun. Most of us in here have a S/O and we like having fun and cutting up in here. Hope we didn’t scare you too much but if you are *whispers and looks to see if anyone is listening* I’m here for you babe.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Yea Joel what she said (rolling eyes) Gypsyeyes…I’ma whip you. Come on girl (grabs gypsy by collar and pulls out of room) looking back at Joel…mouthing “Call me”

I kid I kid. Seriously DITTO on what Gypsy said. all in fun…your sister and SR knew what they were getting you into. We just simply played our parts. Youisfinedough.
qtipthecat

He’s pretty much a big deal.
Fly Miss

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!! HE FINE!!
and his boxers say ‘papi’ on em :lolol:
that just KILLS IT!
Daisy

Now yall know aint nothing wrong with looking just cause you married doesnt mean you are blind
pointhimout

yeah, he can get it. nice boxers.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

ATTENTION NEW YORKERS

I will be having a book signing tomorrow at Hue-Man book store in Harlem. Its @ 4pm 125 & 8th ave

All are welcome if u can make it come on out.
omina-homina

he is one handsome man. I love is features. Way to go sandra.
lnp03

Now I have a reason to watch “Let’s Talk About Pep”! This man is so handsome! “swooning as I fan myself” LOL

He just made my day. I can always rely on Auntie Sandra to have something that will brighten my day.

I need a root canal because I have a sweet tooth for chocolate!
http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

@bird

read below:

attorneymom: Tell Bird I said Congrats on her pregnancy.
http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

and oh btw your brother looks nice!
mzpink2u

HOT DAMN!! That is some fine ass CHOCOLATE MAN DRIZZLE fo dat azz!! mmmmm mmmm MMMM!!! Jesus let me be dem PAPI drawls!!! wooooo!!
Lizzyb

Ummm..Joel…It’s so nice in LA these days…..weather is high 70s and all these agencies and studios and and and you need to make a trip out here for real daddy!
ON THE REAL….you are outrageously hot and if your mind is tight too…I am swooning. I do love our chocolate brothas…nothing like them in the world
I wish you much much success with all of it!
KrayZKat

I have nothing to add because it’s all be said already. Good lawd!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Cognrats Bird on God’s blessing….
Joel is cute but refresh my memory he was the one that said he did time in jail right and the one Jaque and the girls were feeling…Nice Looking Brotha
BLACKBARBIE404

*SPEECHLESS*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Looking at him made me lust more for my man smh aint that crazy like I can’t wait to get home…lol
MsG

Finally a real black man. This guy freakin gorgeous. He puts many of the celebrity wood posts to shame.
KaraZ

Bird is here and with child, so our of respect I shall not molest her brother with words…

*LE SIGH* HE FAHN!
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Choco Says:

Cognrats Bird on God’s blessing….
Joel is cute but refresh my memory he was the one that said he did time in jail right and the one Jaque and the girls were feeling..
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That would be the one. He’ll be on this Monday’s episode for him and Jacque’s second date. He let me know that it is not the season finale. There is one more show after this one.
gypsyeyes

I promise I’m not going to come back in here, I PROMISE!!!
dragonbabe

Just saw this post and my panties just got moist. nether regions contracted. Damn!!! brother got it going on!!
dragonbabe

i’d like to slap that girl in the second pic.
Anna

dragonbabe Says:

i’d like to slap that girl in the second pic.
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She is doing what most in the room did, looking for more.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Bird
Okay thanks I thought so good for him on more shows and turning his life around for the better….
mimi08

Yep, I can tell he spent time in jail…He got that jailbird body…Alot of guys who spend time, in and out of jail got tight bodies cause what the phuck else they got to do all day but pump iron. Sorry but it’s true..I interview guys in jail for their cases.

He’a a handsome guy though, face and all.

Congrats on him turning everything around. I know everyone deserves a second chance, but honestly if a guy confided in me that he was a criminal at one point in his life, don’t know if i’d take a chance with him..I’m just nervous like that. Cause If it was with Joey, I would always be scared that when i walked outside, my car might be gone..But don’t listen to me, I’m a nervous nelly.
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

mimi08

I had typed this long response defending him, but girl do you! I know people make up their own minds on blogs based on whatever info they can get. I do it every day. But I will say that he didn’t get in shape in prison and he got out of prison darn near 10 years ago. You know those dudes don’t be keeping those jailhouse muscles that long. 30 days tops after they get out.
cutiechica

Bird your brother if Fionne! Beatutiful skin, and nice body! I am married and he’s the total opposite of my hubbie, I guess I shouldn’t get upset when my husband says he finds Amber Rose attractive. She’s the opposite me, so I get it now. LOLOLOL
Anna

Can I get mad at Sandra for still posting? I wanted this post to be our Sandra Rose After Dark. Bird your brother is very handsome. Sandra tries to be slick and give us her version of Morning Wood. I would like to know how old Joel is? Ms. Cougar better had enjoyed her second date because now she has competition.
BlkDiamond

If you missed the episode of Lets talk about Pep with this fine chocolate specimen… you can see it on VH-1’s website its episode 5….
Anna

BlkDiamond Says:

If you missed the episode of Lets talk about Pep with this fine chocolate specimen… you can see it on VH-1’s website its episode 5….
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Thanks.
electrik

yep he could get it. very attractive dude
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

While people often think he is much younger Joel is actually 39.
Anna

Bird Says:

While people often think he is much younger Joel is actually 39.
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So he is in my age bracket w/o making me look like a Cougar. I just showed my 20 yr old his pics and I said “what do you think”, She said “what do I think about what”? Because you all in this room are friends in my head I told her “This is Birds’s brother”, she said OH. I also told her about your blessing and she says congrats. I talk about my SR family as if we all work together, my kids, and hubby know who I am talking about when I mention some names in this room.
http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

Hmm Jacque Reid better pop out that kid

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