GUESS WHO?

Sandra Rose April 15, 2010

Guess who was pushing up on all the ladies at a nightclub in Atlanta on Tuesday night? My spies tell me this fading NBA great had difficulty getting the ladies to give him 5 minutes of their time! This is Atlanta so you know that’s saying a lot when the females here throw you shade!

Find out who the unlucky dude was after the break!

It’s reality TV star Shaunie O’Neal’s former personal ATM machine, Shaquille O’Neal! My spies tell me that Shaq Fu wandered from one pretty lady to another trying his hardest to get their phone numbers, but apparently they’ve seen Shaunie’s new reality show Basketball Wives.

According to my spy, Shaq cut the fool all night long, but few of the hawt chicks paid him any attention. One chick was overheard asking Shaq, “Do you have any money left over from your divorce?” Ouch!

Photos by Prince Williams/ATLPics.net

Thando

The only attractive thing about him used to be his money…… now he just looks like a lost attention seeking little boy. Poor thing.

Things must be really tough if no self respecting jump-off is willing to touch you with a 10 foot barge pole.

Maybe this is a phase he needs to go through to become a better man.
qtipthecat

Gold Diggers!
starstatus

y are all of those men crowding around him? r u sure any women were there?
bigtyme

if the story about the chick talking about his money is true…she’s a fool. shaq’s money is long. 1/2 of it will still be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than she prob makes in a year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8pkq7kQdlk&feature=related CorporateHoodB-tch

1. Shaq just ordered Shaunie to CEASE & DESIST using his name on “Basketball Wives”

2. Did Shaq start a *dance off*? :lame:

3. Even if Shaunie takes half…Shaq will still have enough money for jumpoffs. Come on now!
http://snailmymail.com The Doll

He has been making a fool out himself every since Shaunie has been getting her shine on over the last few weeks. He was just on U Stream in a wig. He’s just screaming for some attention and it looks really pathetic.
SangriaSugar

That woman’s nipple is out I thought I was seeing things but its out!!!
pyt305

Money makes people do strange things but after looking at that close up IDK how anyone could engage in relations with him…I would have to be high in order to fade out that face…I heard about that cease and desist order. I guess Shaq is trying to stick it to her lol and who said she was getting half? I thought they had a prenup???
OutsidetheBox

Shi.ttting me. Shaq got long money, honey.

He is embarrassing himself though.

@Shauny to @Shaq? Check mate
htown-chick

auntie u knw thats a damn lie!what thirsty chick would turn shaq down?hell the whole world knows hes a trick!please!dont believe the hype..shaq is FAR from broke!plus him n shaunie had a prenup..she still gettn a gwap cuz of the kids but not half!
http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

the few times I’ve watched clips of Shaq beung Shaq, I like him, he’s a goofy dude. Couldn’t date him, but he’s one of those people who keeps you entertained
bigtyme

and where was he coming from? why does have on church clothes and everyone else is dressed down? he looks like someones crazy uncle that always shows up to turn the party out! and how tall is that chick he is talking to? i hope she is on a step b/c sha
bigtyme

and where was he coming from? why does have on church clothes and everyone else is dressed down? he looks like someones crazy uncle that always shows up to turn the party out!
bigtyme

sorry for the double posts…don’t know what happened w/ that.
peanutbuttercup

Maybe it was that ugly assss tie.
http://www.myspace.com/importantblackwomen Necelove

Dang Shaq! I know he sweaty doing too much!
http://www.myspace.com/importantblackwomen Necelove

Dang Shaq! I know he sweaty doing too much!
Anna

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

1. Shaq just ordered Shaunie to CEASE & DESIST using his name on “Basketball Wives”
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She is not to say anything about him on her show. Rumor has it we may not see the second episode Sunday.
Larry King has been married 8 times, why didn’t he get a prenup. I have been saying for yrs that his wife would never file for divorce, she was waiting for him to die. I am still right though, he filed for divorce, she didn’t. She is the gold digger that I thought she was so many yrs. ago. They are saying that she was having an affair w/her sons baseball coach.
nyvixen

Looks like he is in Que mode representing for Omega Psi Phi. Tongue out, throwing the sign up and on the floor crawling like a dog. They never grow out of it.
Adair

I love me some Shaq!! He actually looks small in these pictures. I don’t think he is not all that bad looking, but what I like the most is that he is educated (although you can’t tell by looking at these pictures). I love to hear him talk when he is being interviewed. I admire Shaq for not only going back to school and getting his Bachelors, but continuing on and getting his Masters.

I think he is just being Shaq, goofy. Oh, and as far as Shaq being broke… Shaq’s money long and strong…
Al-Ameera

Shaq is hilarious
Adair

@ nyvixen- Yes, and when they get in that Que mode there is no turning back! LOL
http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

Shaq is s Q dog..they were probably crunk on Atomic Dog….

He’s a funny guy…he seems real cool and down to earth..I’ve always loved him!

And whichever girl (and I use that term loosely) asked about his money…she must be crazy!
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

So what. At least he wasn’t pushing up on some dudes. Next.
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Shout out to the brothers of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity!!
gypsyeyes

He looks like he was just having fun. Shaq has been silly/goofy from the very beginning of his career so I don’t think that he needs attention.
darkflava

LMAO @ that outfit. I ain’t seen a tie like that since Easter Sunday circa ’93. WTH?!?!?!? And Shaq definitely ain’t hurtin for money. According to Forbes, his net worth is $250 million. Even if Shaunie gets half, he has enough money to BUY the club that these women throwin him shade are dancing in. Those “Decatur Flavors” better chill with the “I’m too good” attitude and recognize money when it’s in front of ’em. Hell, that’s what they were there for anyways, to shake and flaunt their azzes in front of wealthy athletes, rappers, and D-list celebs. Lol
Daisy

Honey Boom
missy

I thought it was Lamar Odom Wonk eye and all…
missy

Oh heck naw that chick should be locked up for wearing her leggings like that….she looks a hot stanking mess… Everyone in this post gets a

Dents and crease should decease please avoid showing your pot holes wear a longer shirt and not such a tight pants…I don’t care who you trying to trap…step your groupie outfit game up.. *SMH* and keep all body parts tucked into your outfits…Ms.Cheetah I am meaning you…
SangriaSugar

@Missy You saw that too?? I was like WOW at both pics!!
Cinderella

I haven’t read the comments yet, but that chick w/ the close-cut Caesar and leopard-print top looks a hot azz mess.
yellamama

The club looks low-budget. Shaq, do better – stop hooking up with hoodrats. At the age of 40, one should mature and settle down with class.
kwall

SHE SHOULDA ASKED….after your divorce will you still have enough money///to FINALLY get that wandering eye fixed? or buy some lotion. or some chapstick. or get you some custom made ties so they don’t stop mid-way on the upper part of your stomach making you look even SLOWER than your DNA already makes you look….

hate shaq. hate him…always have.
winenroses

Wow! Looks like he was making a complete ASS out of himself. Good.
Nightshift

One of my girlfriends that went to Southern Univ. while Shaq was at LSU said when he was at their parties, nobody would even talk to him. Most of the girls thought he was big, goofy and unattractive dude.
You would think these unattractive ballers would be pissed that these chicks only want them now because they have money.
Anna

kwall Says:

SHE SHOULDA ASKED….after your divorce will you still have enough money///to FINALLY get that wandering eye fixed? or buy some lotion. or some chapstick. or get you some custom made ties so they don’t stop mid-way on the upper part of your stomach making you look even SLOWER than your DNA already makes you look….

hate shaq. hate him…always have.
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I am not a Shaq fan. I found it so funny that when he first came into the NBA dude couldn’t score a foul shot. He didn’t have anyone guarding him and he could’t make a shot? Sorry to the stans, but Kobe and Shaq are little b’s to me. They bytch and complain more than a women PMsing.
http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

@Anna

Actually, TMZ is reporting that Larry King has been having an affair with the wife’s sister for a few years…bought her a $160,000 car and Cartier jewelery on his credit card and somehow she found out.
starr2910

shaq is a fading star? mmkay…since when does injury=fading star? dude is gettin a salary of 20 mil a yr, cuz big men in the nba,that can actually guard shaq, is a rarity..
pointhimout

that’s a big dude. damn.
Alana

Roo to the Ques!
Oop-roo!
m9ser1

shaq has an endorsement with comcast… He’s getting money… icy hot anyone???
http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

ummm shaq has plenty of money ( in my plies voice) anyways I love the Que dogs!
allwrightyden

Shaq is NOT lacking at the bank! However, he needs to chill, he is WAY too tall and big to be all on floor like that!
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

Please. I’m sure everybody did NOT turn him down.
Nightshift

Smokie Says:

Please. I’m sure everybody did NOT turn him down.
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I am sure they didn’t after he got PAID.
TruGemini

ATM Machine….. I know it’s petty but still a huge pet peeve of mine

ANYWAY…You know good and damn well them ATL freaks was not turning that nicca down Gold-digging jumpoffs are always down…
DivaPT

whenever the cavs play im never checking for shaq he needs to retire and stop acting a fool wherever he goes stop tryna be a big kid because we all know your a scumbag
Man, I just don’t care™

Unless it was a lesbian club, Shaq wasn’t getting turned down….

…even if it was a lesbian club, Shaq wasn’t getting turned down.
Anna

@Anna

Actually, TMZ is reporting that Larry King has been having an affair with the wife’s sister for a few years…bought her a $160,000 car and Cartier jewelery on his credit card and somehow she found out.
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I saw that yesterday. Is he so needy? He has been married 8 times and then cheats w/his sis in law. SMH.
Krysi J

he so damn sad….SMH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8pkq7kQdlk&feature=related CorporateHoodB-tch

Anna Says:

@Anna

Actually, TMZ is reporting that Larry King has been having an affair with the wife’s sister for a few years…bought her a $160,000 car and Cartier jewelery on his credit card and somehow she found out.
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I saw that yesterday. Is he so needy? He has been married 8 times and then cheats w/his sis in law. SMH.
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Dayum…old azz Larry doing it like that?
That’s just nasty
intensemocha

NICCAS STAY TALKING ABOUT MONEY-WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS SHAQ IS MAKING A JACK AZZ OUT OF HIMSELF

MEN, GREED, THEIR MONEY, AND THEIR HOEZ WILL BE THERE DEMISE

THIS MAN HAD A WIFE AND CHILDREN WHOM HE TREATED POORLY OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HE THREW MONEY AT THEM

BUT JUDGING BY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE HAS AND THE FACT THAT, THAT’S TYPICALLY HOW HE RESOLVES HIS PROBLEMS TO BEGIN WITH IS TO THROW MONEY AT IT (PAST JUMP OFFS)

THEN WHY WOULD SHAUNIE OR HIS CHILDREN FEEL SPECIAL WHEN HE THROWS THEM DOLLARS

SHAQ IS SELF-CENTERED AND SELFISH-AND IT SHOWS

HE’S GOOD AT BASKETBALL AND THAT’S ABOUT IT!
Anna

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

Anna Says:

@Anna

Actually, TMZ is reporting that Larry King has been having an affair with the wife’s sister for a few years…bought her a $160,000 car and Cartier jewelery on his credit card and somehow she found out.
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I saw that yesterday. Is he so needy? He has been married 8 times and then cheats w/his sis in law. SMH.
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Dayum…old azz Larry doing it like that?
That’s just nasty
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Wonder what is going to happen to his show. Tavis Smiley hosted last night. Larry ought to be ashamed, he was throwing Tiger and Jesse under the bus for months. Doesn’t feel so good when the shoe is on the other foot.
pinksghetti

Shaq’s hot to me (I sometimes have unique attraction). Anyway I hope he isn’t dumb enough to get with a woman who only wants his money (he is). He should get with a woman who has some bank her own self. It’s going to be hard out there for athletes to get a woman who truly likes them with all the cheating so many of them do.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

SangriaSugar Says:

That woman’s nipple is out I thought I was seeing things but its out!!!
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had me scrolling back up!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I like Shaq’s goofy demeanor. It is less pretentious as some of his collegues. His persona is one of the most consistent in the NBA IMO.

Team Shaq!!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

***less pretentious THAN some of his collegues***** (except: D. Fisher)
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Shaq regrets divorcing his wife and is showing out a lot over it…
Krysi J

shaq is the type of niccah that needs to stay single he’s a whoremonger…he doesn’t deserve a good woman…he”s outta their league, thats why he settles for the industry standard gold digger.
pinksghetti

Wonder what is going to happen to his show. Tavis Smiley hosted last night. Larry ought to be ashamed, he was throwing Tiger and Jesse under the bus for months. Doesn’t feel so good when the shoe is on the other foot.
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@Anna

They showed a preview of his pre-taped interview with Willie “I smoke weed all the time even before this interview” Nelson. Larry King is like 76 and still cheating. That’s scary, LOL. LK talked about Tiger and Jesse because maybe he wanted some tips or the old saying “it takes one to know one”.
Man, I just don’t care™

I hope Shaq gets his divorce finalized before he signs a new contract this summer. I’m sure Shaunie will delay the divorce as long as possible to see what kind of deal Shaq is able to get. SMH.
DeCori J

Shaq paper so long. A few years ago he said that he hasn’t spent a dime of his NBA money, but he was living off of his endorsements. Even after the divorce with the prenup he can start a whole other family…LoL
Shauny

I doubt if Shaq has a paper shortage and I agree with some who says he seems to be doing his Q thing.

He always strikes me as someone who likes to have fun and doesn’t care what others think like a Nick Cannon type so I can’t hate on him for that. He doesn’t have to try to be the cool down dude.
scandalous1

Shaq stop trying to relive those old Q dog days…they gone bruh….Give it up. You too old to be so sweaty in the club.
Nightshift

Krysi J Says:

shaq is the type of niccah that needs to stay single he’s a whoremonger…he doesn’t deserve a good woman…he”s outta their league, thats why he settles for the industry standard gold digger.
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AMEN!!

Girl I almost did the holy dance after reading that.

That is what I think about ALL ballplayers or at least 99.5% of them. People sweat them but I am not honestly phased by them beyond the field/court.
I think they do not deserve good women because they are usually trashy with piss poor morals(diseases too) even when they know better. Why should decent women lower her standards for their temporary millions( cause you know most will be broke in 10-15 years)?
I know one now that has blown through all his money fooling with hoes, video hoes and strippers, has 5 baby mamas and wonders why good women do not take him serious. Boy stop.
Val

danm Shame!
Krysi J

I know one now that has blown through all his money fooling with hoes, video hoes and strippers, has 5 baby mamas and wonders why good women do not take him serious. Boy stop.
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Its funny how they want a good women when their broke, niccah PLEASE….you should have did it right the first time….MOney or no money, NO WHOREMONGER deserves a good woman, Shaq is just one whoremonger in the public eye.
Nightshift

Krysi J Says:

I know one now that has blown through all his money fooling with hoes, video hoes and strippers, has 5 baby mamas and wonders why good women do not take him serious. Boy stop.
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Its funny how they want a good women when their broke, niccah PLEASE….you should have did it right the first time….MOney or no money, NO WHOREMONGER deserves a good woman, Shaq is just one whoremonger in the public eye.
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Say that!
When they are run in the ground, then they want the good women to come along and build their self-esteem back up. Don’t come looking for us now when you let all those hoochies enjoy your money then I am suppose to later endure your problems?
The guy I was talking about earlier got mad with me because I blew him off. I knew him since college and he was not thinking about my butt beyond being a friend when he was balling in the pros. While I think I am pretty cute :), I was too simple/regular compared to the video hoes and strippers. I guess he thinks I should still be impressed with his former ballplaying days and fawn over him. He is very much black history.
http://atlNORTHonline.com dj_dceezy

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THATS SHAQ HE SHOULD BE HEAD AND SHOULDERS TALLER THAN ALL THEM PPL

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