Apparently, Canadian rapper Drake is a relationship expert now.
In the current issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, Drake draws from his vast experiences to drop knowledge on everything from how to approach a man, how to compliment a man, and how to get over a broken relationship with a man and move on.
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
Drake: Definitely. Even after a long time, it’s painful to see an ex with somebody else. As happy as you are that she’s happy, there’s a little tingle underneath your heart. It’s not a sting. But it hurts a bit, and you wish it wasn’t there.
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
D: No, I don’t get why women think that. You’re telling yourself that all you have to offer is your body and the physical act. There’s more to you than that. If I like somebody, there’s so many great things to look forward to, even if we do it on the first night.
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
D: I’m shy, so I like when she comes up and says “Hey, how are you doing?” That lets me know she wants to talk. The scariest thing is when you look at a woman and think of a million reasons why she wouldn’t want to.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
D: I never mind hearing “You look nice tonight.” Guys put in a lot of silent effort. When I’m going on a date, I’m getting a haircut, I’ve got a new outfit, and I’m wearing cologne. So it’s nice when it’s noticed.
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
D: Acceptance. You’ve got to be comfortable enough to be completely naked with lights on and the curtains open.
Source: Freesworld via ATF
I looked at the title and literally
LOL! I am actually starting to like Drake (I hate to admit it). He has grown on me.
Str8 is that Maneka Foster in ur gravi?
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
D: No, I don’t get why women think that. You’re telling yourself that all you have to offer is your body and the physical act. There’s more to you than that. If I like somebody, there’s so many great things to look forward to, even if we do it on the first night.
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I would like to ask the men here (STR8, Man, Ace, ELove etc.)
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
I need more than one man’s opinion on this one…
Ladies, please beware if a man says to you, “I never mind hearing ‘You look nice tonight.’ ” That’s a feminine trait.
He made some good points….But I can’t help but wonder….
@ Sandra…..
“a man”
Doesn’t he only date strippers?
Nah but he might have something good to say so i guess i’ll read
*scrolls back up*
Cocoabana says:
I would like to ask the men here (STR8, Man, Ace, ELove etc.)
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
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If you are willing to have sex on the first date, you’re telling that man that you have no moral values. Not that he has any either, but it’s not cool to be that desperate.
i think i’ll pass on relationship advice from him
sounds like the normal run of the mill advice that men think women want to hear anyway.
Some of his comments were good .
@Brown
Just a couple of hoodrats at the club.
#hoodratsneedlovetoo
There goes Baby Aubreeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!!!
But for real though, when has he become a relationship expert, handing out advices and shyt??
Whats going on with the bottom of that shirt? Me no likey
Sandra Rose says:
Ladies, please beware if a man says to you, “I never mind hearing ‘You look nice tonight.’ ” That’s a feminine trait.
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I agree! My ex asked me one time, right before…well, ya know… “Do you like my body?” and he was standing there with this timid look on his face….I said, “Um…yeah, it’s nice”…this negro’s eyes LIT UP and he was like “Really???” So, yeah, he’s been getting the side eye every since.
Yeah he had some good points.
@Sandra Complimenting a man is NOT a feminine trait. I tell my guy all the time that he smells good, looks nice, etc. Nothing wrong with that…
da fukk he got on?
@Danielle
Business at the top, party at the bottom
I adore Drake and all his corny awkwardness..*iono about those cuffs though*
I am not sure about considering it “desperation” especially if both parties agree to it. If they want to sex on the first night that’s their perogative.
Str8Cpt says:
@Danielle
Business at the top, party at the bottom
October 14, 2010 at 11:39 am
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sugar.honey.iced.tea says:
My ex asked me one time, right before…well, ya know… “Do you like my body?” and he was standing there with this timid look on his face….I said, “Um…yeah, it’s nice”…this negro’s eyes LIT UP and he was like “Really???” So, yeah, he’s been getting the side eye every since.
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You still date this guy?
where is my baby Kingston…. girl are you paying attention?
Sandra Rose says:
If you are willing to have sex on the first date, you’re telling that man that you have no moral values. Not that he has any either, but it’s not cool to be that desperate.
Not TRUE. I had a one night stand that turned into a 5 year relationship…so thats not neccessarily true. I had/have moral values and so did he! The moment was just right, there was no sense of desperation what so ever
@ Krysi J
Hey Krysi Boo!……..Yeah the shirt is blowing me.
Where’s OTB? So she can come set me straight on how that look is “in” right now. LOL
Str8Cpt says:
@Danielle
Business at the top, party at the bottom
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LOL Exactly! Its quite ugly
Cocoabana says:
You still date this guy?
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Oh no…he was the type that constantly needed his ego stroked. He actually told me one time that I didn’t stroke his ego enough. Who says that? But yeah, had to shake that one loose.
This lil interview actually made me like Drake more than I ever thought I would- he makes good sense cuz I screw on the first nite
I KID sometimes 
@COCOABANNA
“I would like to ask the men here (STR8, Man, Ace, ELove etc.)
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker? ”
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Depends… on the woman and how it went down (sometimes there was never anymore intent than
to begin with 
)
@ChaCha
Not TRUE. I had a one night stand that turned into a 5 year relationship…so thats not neccessarily true. I had/have moral values and so did he! The moment was just right, there was no sense of desperation what so ever
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@ Man………..Your gravi is pretty and scary all at once.
I
this man… not sure why cause he’s not my normal type, I think its because he doesn’t appear to try too hard 
Cocoabana says:
I would like to ask the men here (STR8, Man, Ace, ELove etc.)
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
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I am no man, but I think it should not be a deal breaker given that’s not how you normally roll. A girl who does that repeatedly obviously isn’t looking for any long lasting relationship… But if you’ve slept on the first date and you end up marrying the guy (or at least in committed relationship), then it shouldn’t be an issue.
*back handspring into a double somersault* heeey cha cha
@ CoCo/.. Bish you aint HARDLY KIDDING
Sup Cha Cha!
@MAMA
“Complimenting a man is NOT a feminine trait. I tell my guy all the time that he smells good, looks nice, etc. Nothing wrong with that…”
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Yeah, but is he SEEKING IT OUT?
Your man:
“You like this suit?”
“Do I look good?”
“Baby, do my azz look fat in these jeans?”
@ CoCo/.. Bish you aint HARDLY KIDDING
oops….that was meant for CHOCO…..MY BAD!!!!!!!!!
I am no man, but I think it should not be a deal breaker given that’s not how you normally roll. A girl who does that repeatedly obviously isn’t looking for any long lasting relationship… But if you’ve slept on the first date and you end up marrying the guy (or at least in committed relationship), then it shouldn’t be an issue.
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Sugarhoney…
I’m SO happy to hear you left him alone because he’s a homo.
Good point Man, sometimes you can look at person and know from the jump they’re a one nighter.
That shirt is killin me softly. Looks like he should be shaking maracas and have on a sombrero or a wrap with a pineapple in it.
Hey Cha Cha!!
Morning ChaCha!
candibfly says:
*back handspring into a double somersault*
*watches in awe cus a bish aint never been able to do ALL THAT…
I can roll like a muthafvcka tho…
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
D: Acceptance. You’ve got to be comfortable enough to be completely naked with lights on and the curtains open.
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I agree, even outside of a relationship self love is super important. Self-Acceptance takes all the need to put up facades away.
SN: Drake reminds me of “Framklin” from Nick Jr…
@ChaCha
nah but for real I’ve done and they always turn into long relationships 
:hugs: girl I said sometimes
Sex on the first date is NOT a dealbreaker… the last guy I had sex with on the first night married me so that means nothing. You can have morals and still have one thing lead to another, its not ideal but it happens. I know “women” who will wait months to sleep with one guy buts screwing 2 and 3 other ones on the side while she’s waiting
@pdxBLK78
I guess its a church shirt with maybe bathing ape cartoons for cuff designs and a matching belt?? I wouldn’t give a damn if it were a design Carl and his boi Baptise debuted on the runway last friday da shyt look a mess…and UGHhhh….!!! Somebody get that boy a stylist…he DOES NOT HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT!!!! We know he different
HEY DIMPZ, CHA CHA, CHOCO, BROOOooooOWWWWWwwwwn
, and Ms. ERrrrthang!! 
i would comment but cocoabana left me out of list of males on here and im probably the longest standing male member on here lol
SN: Drake reminds me of “Framklin” from Nick Jr…
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That just EVIL!
I looooove me some Drake and think he’s mad sexy but I can’t even get mad when he gets compared to everything from a thumb to Bart Simpson, now Franklin… SMH
@Man Nah I do it voluntarily. He doesn’t have to seek it. I don’t think Drake was saying that he seeks these compliments but he just said they’re nice to hear.
Ms. Everything says:
I know “women” who will wait months to sleep with one guy buts screwing 2 and 3 other ones on the side while she’s waiting
I thought I was the only one that knew friends like that… I stay giving them the MAJOR SIDE EYE AND BISH PLEASE RESPONSE….
CHOCO… I KNOW HOW YOU GET DOWN MA MAS
CHA CHA MY HOMIE…I JUST ASKED ABOUT YOU…
I THINK HIS ANSWERS WERE ON POINT
HE DIDNT SAY HE WOULD HIT IT ON THE FIRST NIGHT. BUT MOST MEN THAT WILL DOESNT SEE YOU AS THE CHICK HE WANNA BE WITH..YOU WERE JUST THAT RELEASE THAT HE NEEDED.
Hey Cha Cha….
I like what he said his responses were on point!!!
Sleeping with someone of the first night is a case by case situation.
I have never participated in a one night stand…
@East
Please comment we wanna know how you feel as well k bro
@MS. EVERYTHING
“I know “women” who will wait months to sleep with one guy buts screwing 2 and 3 other ones on the side while she’s waiting ”
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“Some” women will fluck that nigga they don’t want a relationship with at the first oppurtunity but make the nigga she want to date wait eons to “prove she’s a lady.”
@ Krysi
While everybody was talking about what he wrote I couldn’t take my eyes off that shirt lol. I don’t think its a belt that’s the bottom of the shirt. I like Drake but you can tell he was sheltered and born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He can’t dress for shat!!
HEY DIMPZ
I have never participated in a one night stand…
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I have and I swear to you it did wonders for my ego
@Cha
@ Cocoabana
Yep….just waiting for him to skip on out the closet.
eastpointvet says:
i would comment but cocoabana left me out of list of males on here and im probably the longest standing male member on here lol
Awwwww
she left you out huh? I’d like to hear what you have to say on the subject…
East,
I’M SORRY! I forgot you and Phrozen
oh thats his shirt? i thought he had some silly bands on his arms
Eastpoint: What would be your answers to those questions…. I am almost afraid to read Man’s responses.
@MAMA
“Nah I do it voluntarily. He doesn’t have to seek it. I don’t think Drake was saying that he seeks these compliments but he just said they’re nice to hear.”
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Yeah, that’s how I took what Drake was sayin it too. Not seeking it, but it’s appreciated.
I think the difference is Sandra is if he seekin it out it’s a “sign.” LOL. Sandra a fool!
Hey Krysi!!! :hugs:
This DUDE is SO F-ing SCRIPTED and that’s WHY he’s Drake-The-FAKE
@Cocoabana
RESTRAINT & PATIENCE is far more respected than BEING Compulsive in A LUSTFUL Manner regarding a first time encounter… Being capable of Controlling Your NATURAL SEXUAL URGES is an ability deserving of RESPECT & ADMIRATION and will go much farther within The RESERVOIRS of One’s Mental Consciousness than A NIGHT OF LUSTFUL PASSION on the 1st Date (Real…)
NOW I’m not saying that ONLY Negative can come from having sex on the 1st date but from a Real Man’s perspective SEXXING EVERY Female on the FIRST DATE isn’t a formula for finding something Meaningful & Lasting & Significant on a LONG-TERM Basis (Just My Opinion…)
@Krysi J (Comment #17)
Hey Thick!
Looking forward to Drake’s concert @ ISU this weekend!
@MAN YOU SANDRA WANT EVERYONE TO BE GAY…I THINK MEN WANTS COMPLIMENTS AS WELL AS US WOMEN DO.
Krysi J says:
@pdxBLK78
I guess its a church shirt with maybe bathing ape cartoons for cuff designs and a matching belt?? I wouldn’t give a damn if it were a design Carl and his boi Baptise debuted on the runway last friday da shyt look a mess…and UGHhhh….!!! Somebody get that boy a stylist…he DOES NOT HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT!!!! We know he different
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:lol:Even stylists can’t force their client to dress a certain way. At the end of the day he wears what he likes… The boy obviously wanted a lil pop of color, you know he’s all melanin deprived and chit, gotta make up for that lack of color somehow…
Okay I did that 14 years ago. I done married the man and had a baby so that is not true in all cases. And we are still going strong with a few bumps in the road.
Snoots I wont be comin to Dallas this weekend. Rickey SMiley is gonna be here so I cancelled my trip!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
^5 ELove
@choco… LOL its all good I just dont believe in sleeping with a man before us going to get tested… After we get the results then we can have fun sex and not clinical
That shirt
ELove says:
This DUDE is SO F-ing SCRIPTED and that’s WHY he’s Drake-The-FAKE
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Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
depends on how you broke up and why. but if it wasnt bad what he said was true it does sting a little when you see they moved on
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
he was right on this. i think its more on how the woman carries herself if it happens if she makes you feel like this aint something she do every week then its not a dealbreaker.
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
thats true because most men dont react well to hints so if you want it go get it
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
what he said was true he just didnt phrase it in a non homo way. who doesnt like to be complimented?
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
true on some levels what he said but i would have to say honesty wins here
@Brown booooooooooo well next time we can meet up then
@E-LOVE *CLOSING MY EYES AND SINGING*
WHEN IM ALONE IN MY ALONE..SOMETIMES I STARE AT THE WALL
BUT IN THE BACK OF MIND…I HEAR MY CONSCIENCE CALL
TELLIN ME I NEED A GIRL WHO IS AS SWEET AS A DOVE
BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME MY LIFE I SAY I NEED LOVE
eastpointvet says:
oh thats his shirt? i thought he had some silly bands on his arms
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Hey Thicka THICKSTA THICKS…
SNOOTS…. 
SO GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE…..I saw you in the the A Keys post getting it in…. 
No ChaCha you are not the only one and they be the main ones trying to lecture somebody on how to keep or get a man smdh
I don’t recommend one night stands though… haven’t had one since I was a teenager and let’s just say it ended badly
@FABULOUS CITY
“The boy obviously wanted a lil pop of color, you know he’s all melanin deprived and chit, gotta make up for that lack of color somehow…”
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**looks at Drake… looks at my hands…**
EASTPOINT I LIKE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“RESTRAINT & PATIENCE is far more respected than BEING Compulsive in A LUSTFUL Manner regarding a first time encounter… Being capable of Controlling Your NATURAL SEXUAL URGES is an ability deserving of RESPECT & ADMIRATION and will go much farther within The RESERVOIRS of One’s Mental Consciousness than A NIGHT OF LUSTFUL PASSION on the 1st Date (Real…) ”
Eastpintvet: “what he said was true he just didnt phrase it in a non homo way.”
)
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Oh Sweet Jesus, y’all slaying me today
Poor baby Drake, If you’re reading this, I don’t think you are homo and you can get it any time (on the 1st date too
*removes my bib* now i have the itis from lunch
i want to hear what his real unscripted answers to these questions are
BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME MY LIFE I SAY I NEED LOVE
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@Snooty
I feel ya hun…
@man, ur pigmentally challenged?
betta watch out charbee you married i dont wanna go shaking that up lol
Snoots I think I’m just puttin it off 2 weeks! I heard about Rickey Smiley comin after I planned my trip and I LOVES ME SOME RICKEY SMILEY!
**looks at Drake… looks at my hands…**
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#Cha Cha. LOL nice to see you
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FABULOUS CITY
“The boy obviously wanted a lil pop of color, you know he’s all melanin deprived and chit, gotta make up for that lack of color somehow…”
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**looks at Drake… looks at my hands…**
October 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm
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Oh shyt! MAn, you ain’t got no melanin either? owwww, you better get on those floral print shirts ASAP boy…
eastpointvet says:
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
he was right on this. i think its more on how the woman carries herself if it happens if she makes you feel like this aint something she do every week then its not a dealbreaker.
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Very, VERY true. Don’t act like a whore and expect him to call you for a date next weekend.
ELove says:
This DUDE is SO F-ing SCRIPTED and that’s WHY he’s Drake-The-FAKE
@Cocoabana
RESTRAINT & PATIENCE is far more respected than BEING Compulsive in A LUSTFUL Manner regarding a first time encounter… Being capable of Controlling Your NATURAL SEXUAL URGES is an ability deserving of RESPECT & ADMIRATION and will go much farther within The RESERVOIRS of One’s Mental Consciousness than A NIGHT OF LUSTFUL PASSION on the 1st Date (Real…)
NOW I’m not saying that ONLY Negative can come from having sex on the 1st date but from a Real Man’s perspective SEXXING EVERY Female on the FIRST DATE isn’t a formula for finding something Meaningful & Lasting & Significant on a LONG-TERM Basis (Just My Opinion…)
…you know you want it….
October 14, 2010 at 12:02 pm
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You’ve strayed away but redeemed yourself with this statement. Come here sexy
@Thickness —–>
I KNEW You were going to CLOWN ME !!! 
@Fabulous City
And I KNOW (Well Think…) you are Joking anyway 
I’m A MAN and BEEN ONE longer than Drake (Why MUST I be A Hater…)
@east (Comment #64)
Bruh I THOUGHT the same EXACT THING (Real…)
I don’t recommend one night stands though… haven’t had one since I was a teenager and let’s just say it ended badly
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Sorry boo you know I have to ask how and y?
Cuz a one night stand is just that Bye NICCA
I agree with everyone who said the one night stand thing probably depends on the situations….that situation being taken completely out of the woman’s hands unless she has no real interest in the man besides sex (possible in some cases)…she can more than likely look forward to being a jump off for however long she allows herself to be OR in a situation left entirely up to the man which causes relationships to form outside of a ONS (one night stand) is he, already made up in his mind that this is a woman that he likes simply because she is obviously what he wants (that would be the Man’s decision only regardless of if the woman has feelings for him or not)
thats what “I” think. I haven’t had a one night stand….but If I ever did, it would be for my benefit only not the man’s…I wouldn’t even entertain the thought of being in a relationship with someone I had a ONS with.
Ms. Everything says:
I don’t recommend one night stands though… haven’t had one since I was a teenager and let’s just say it ended badly
I have only done it about 2 twice in my life. First was a 5 year… Second we were reunited(so I guess that dont count)and its been 7 years married now.
I would do it all again the exact same way, I have no regrets
@CANDI
“ur pigmentally challenged?”
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“challenged” is such an ugly word.
I prefer “bright as the sun” or “beige.” Something along those lines.
OKay Brown I will see you then have fun and enjoy
WHAT IN THEEEE HAIL! I THOUGHT THAT HE PULLED A PAGE FROM ONE OF MY NEPHEW’S AND PUT ON 1000 ARMBANDS TOO!
Why is his lips pursed like that…. AGAIN!
I’m Guessing his responses should have went like this
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
Drake: Nah, Wit female’s everyone is the same. I on’t love nun dem h*es
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
D: No, dey all da same
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
D: Toot daat Azz in the air and you get all the attention you want. Sit down and I walk right pass you
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
D: Poppy you big
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
D: Always be ready. Mouth open always ready
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“ur pigmentally challenged?”
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“challenged” is such an ugly word.
I prefer “bright as the sun” or “beige.” Something along those lines.
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i understand. i’ve heard those words many times.
@FABULOUS CITY
“Oh shyt! MAn, you ain’t got no melanin either? owwww, you better get on those floral print shirts ASAP boy…”
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No floral nothing for me. We goin come back… one day.
**sigh**
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FABULOUS CITY
“Oh shyt! MAn, you ain’t got no melanin either? owwww, you better get on those floral print shirts ASAP boy…”
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No floral nothing for me. We goin come back… one day.
**sigh**
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they never went out of style to me
M3z says:
ya’ll wilding out today putting your personal business out there = no bueno hope ya kids don’t read this blog!
My kids are young children. If they want to know ANYTHING about me, I carry myself in a way that I am proud enough to explain my actions whether good or bad!
Now it would be different if you said I hope our parents werent reading
“Mama I told you, it was that one night”….
@Candi Apple,
a la Wacka Floka??!! <—not my boo!! no no!
@CANDI
”
“they never went out of style to me
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Choco… cause I got knocked up on it smdh. Protection is not 100%
ChaCha, I never saw my husband as a one night stand so I don’t count him. We started the first night but we were already friends and both knew it wasn’t gonna be a hit and run
Candi Apple… Is there a MAN IN THERE…LOL …you would be a cold piece if you were a dude..
OKAY I HAVE A QUESTIONS FOR POETIC JUSTICE (E-LOVE) MAN THE MAN WHORE, EAST ALWAYS ON POINT, STR8 COLORED PEOPLE TIME, CIVIL THE MAN IN THE MAKIN AND AWESOME.
WHAT IS THE EARLIEST A WOMAN CAN ALLOW YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH HER WITHOUT BEING CONSIDERED A HOE, JUMP OFF ETC?
Man do you even have the slightest tan or a samll hint of a tan
Ms. Everything says:
We started the first night but we were already friends and both knew it wasn’t gonna be a hit and run
Exactly… he is the FINAL CHAPTER in my book so I guess shouldnt be callin him a one night stand either…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“they never went out of style to me ”
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<<<<<my "Sweet sweet Candi dance" only do this for you
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Hmmmmmmmh why all this excitement when a e-female says you might (MIGHT) be in her league….??? are you admitting you can hardly get any?
@man i feel honored that such a gentleman as urself would develop a dance to show ur innocent and true intentions towards me
soooooooooooo is it the weekend yet?
HAve I had any one nigthers??? Hmm let me think.
Um on second thought, upon the advise of my counsel I dont think I’m gonna answer that!
I may run for office some day!
@BROWN
“Man do you even have the slightest tan or a samll hint of a tan”
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My friends call me “Casper.”
Poor Man… well everything else is coming back from the 80’s so I guess its time for the light skinnded men to come back too
)
(Knowing good and damn well I can’t call nobody light skinned
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
I THOUGHT THAT HE PULLED A PAGE FROM ONE OF MY NEPHEW’S AND PUT ON 1000 ARMBANDS TOO!
I LOATHE THEM DAMN THINGS…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Man do you even have the slightest tan or a samll hint of a tan”
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My friends call me “Casper.”
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are u creole? :/
they looked like those slap bands from back in the 80s. i loved those things! even though they kinda hurt sometimes
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
I may run for office some day!
NOW A WORD FROM OUR GOVERNOR…BROWNSUGAPOET…..
You are too much!
Ms. Thickness says:
OKAY I HAVE A QUESTIONS FOR POETIC JUSTICE (E-LOVE) MAN THE MAN WHORE, EAST ALWAYS ON POINT, STR8 COLORED PEOPLE TIME, CIVIL THE MAN IN THE MAKIN AND AWESOME.
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I was tryin to dins somethin that could possibly put you in the runnin but ur not givin me anything to work with
@FABULOUS CITY
”
“Hmmmmmmmh why all this excitement when a e-female says you might (MIGHT) be in her league….??? are you admitting you can hardly get any?
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¿¿¿
???
Non sequitur
How did doin a dance for a lovely young lady (*stares at Candi*) translate into “hardly getting any?”
It’s almost as if you have a greater respect for a man that “gets a lot.”
I tell ya’. SMH.
ChaCha well mine isn’t the final chapter but we had an almost 7 year run with over 5 years married… but no please don’t consider your hubby a one nighter lol
CHA CHA
Ok I’m not runnin for office cuz i don’t like people but I dont want to ruin my innocent image *bats eyelashes* the people of SR has for me!
MY DUDE IS LIGHT-SKINNED AND SO ARE MY CHILDREN…SOO LIGHT-SKINNED NEVER WENT OUT OF STYLE
@MsE
Yeah that happened with my son’s father except I ended up having a miscarriage I gotcha!
@Thickness (Comment #119)
The SAD REALITY is Females/Women will always be in a catch-22 situation regarding a Male’s Perspective on the “Hoe, Jumpoff, Etc” because A IMMATURE MALE is very irrational emotionally and ANYTHING can set him off to the extent of calling a Female/Woman something that SHE’S NOT (Real…)
A Female/Woman should be absolutely sure that she’s dealing with A MAN and that THAT MAN RESPECTS HER OPINIONS & INTELLIGENCE along with SHARING Common Insight on important thing in LIFE (Just My Opinion…)
So WHAT YOU SAYING There… I’m NOT ALWAYZ On-Point
@yvonne
Whaddup Sexxy-Mama
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
CHA CHA
Ok I’m not runnin for office cuz i don’t like people but I dont want to ruin my innocent image *bats eyelashes* the people of SR has for me!
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me too brown! don’t wanna ruin the angelic image y’all have of me *whips hair and adjusts halo*
Da Hail ain’t no damn saints or angels on SR
@Brown
Whaddup Honey-Baby !!!
ELOVE…NOT SAYING THAT AT ALL…SWEET…DO YOU WRITE POETRY?
ChaCha says:
Candi Apple… Is there a MAN IN THERE…LOL …you would be a cold piece if you were a dude..
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I am a cold piece as a female (male traits I picked up from my daddy).
I guess I’m a tranny 
Manlygirl
@CANDI
“are u creole?”
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My Dad’s side is but my Mom is pure Nigga. LOL.
I’m exaggerating. I’m like a shade darker than Drake.
ELove says:
@Thickness (Comment #119)
The SAD REALITY is Females/Women will always be in a catch-22 situation regarding a Male’s Perspective on the “Hoe, Jumpoff, Etc” because A IMMATURE MALE is very irrational emotionally and ANYTHING can set him off to the extent of calling a Female/Woman something that SHE’S NOT (Real…)
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Agreed! I think it’s all about the girl’s demeanor and the guy’s maturity…
GOING TO LUNCH
candibfly says:
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
CHA CHA
Ok I’m not runnin for office cuz i don’t like people but I dont want to ruin my innocent image *bats eyelashes* the people of SR has for me!
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me too brown! don’t wanna ruin the angelic image y’all have of me *whips hair and adjusts halo*
October 14, 2010 at 12:33 pm
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All this whipping/flipping of hair and back hand springs, I am surprised your ass doesn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome yet?
*throws rainbow confetti at ya*
The SAD REALITY is Females/Women will always be in a catch-22 situation regarding a Male’s Perspective on the “Hoe, Jumpoff, Etc” because A IMMATURE MALE is very irrational emotionally and ANYTHING can set him off to the extent of calling a Female/Woman something that SHE’S NOT (Real…)
A Female/Woman should be absolutely sure that she’s dealing with A MAN and that THAT MAN RESPECTS HER OPINIONS & INTELLIGENCE along with SHARING Common Insight on important thing in LIFE (Just My Opinion…)
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Bravo, Bravo
lol yvonne i stretch first
*whips my hair as the confetti gently falls around me*
*throws rainbow confetti at ya*
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@Thick
What’s for lunch?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Man do you even have the slightest tan or a samll hint of a tan”
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My friends call me “Casper.”
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Candi Apple says:
ChaCha says:
Candi Apple… Is there a MAN IN THERE…LOL …you would be a cold piece if you were a dude..
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I am a cold piece as a female (male traits I picked up from my daddy). I guess I’m a tranny Manlygirl
October 14, 2010 at 12:38 pm
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….don’t do that to yourself….
A Female/Woman should be absolutely sure that she’s dealing with A MAN and that THAT MAN RESPECTS HER OPINIONS & INTELLIGENCE along with SHARING Common Insight on important thing in LIFE (Just My Opinion…)
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That sounds so good but is it real! I’m not joking nor throwing shade?
“Bonk”
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New one what is it
ahhhhhhhhhh, how did i miss this post?
i’m going to use this advice when i see him on the 29th.
#dontjudgeme
yeah ms thickness pretty much what elove said it depends on the man and his maturity. some men will call u a every name in the book no matter the circumstances if yall had sex on the first night or whatever. Waiting to have sex could be a catch 22 also. even if u like somebody, u might have made him wait. then a year later when you finally do it he comes up “short” and that maybe a “shortcoming” that you cant overcome. so if you gave it up early you could have cut it “short” early lol.
Elove I just wanna
you more and more
Candi Apple says:
I am a cold piece as a female (male traits I picked up from my daddy). I guess I’m a tranny Manlygirl
SLAPS ME TOO GIRL
Yeah Kingstonn don’t pay Sandra any mind..SLEEP WITH HIM!
Choco says:
“Bonk”
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New one what is it
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It was a video game, called “Bonk’s Adventure.” It came with the game system called “Turbo Graphix 16.” The character in the video game, named “Bonk”, had a big azz head, and he would kill the creatures with his head.
My Husband has a big azz head, and passed that is onto our damn kids.
They get called Bonk, Jr. and Baby Bonk.
#poorbabies
i’m at my desk blasting r kelly’s “bump and grind” #whogoncheckme i might need to turn it off before i jump on the next man that walks past my desk :/
Yvonne… what about a Girly Man… LOL
@ Kingstonn… be nice…. and dont push no bishes out your way to get your questions answered
@BrownLILFREAKSugaPoet… your image is safe with me
yvonne79 says:
Candi Apple says:
ChaCha says:
Candi Apple… Is there a MAN IN THERE…LOL …you would be a cold piece if you were a dude..
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I am a cold piece as a female (male traits I picked up from my daddy). I guess I’m a tranny Manlygirl
October 14, 2010 at 12:38 pm
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….don’t do that to yourself….
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LOL yeah I know how people can be, thank you. I am a very sexy pretty woman and well aware of that. I say those things cus I don’t have any time for BS and will cut down real fast on someone trying to cross lines.
@ candi, & that next man is going to be some skinny white guy named Man, I just don’t care.
@ cocoa,
already bought my outfit too. shoot.
mmmhmmm i see you Candi
jumpin random dudes for 15 minute stands…
Your a hawny angel
kingstonn says:
@ candi, & that next man is going to be some skinny white guy named Man, I just don’t care.
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ChaCha says:
Yvonne… what about a Girly Man… LOL
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Same thing just different choices in how you present it. No bullchit first– Manly Girl.
Second Girly Man — Always reminds me of a Adam Schandler movie. Sounds like a push ova. In My mind
completely naked with the lights on & curtains open, check.
-writes that down
Agree with Cha-Cha & many others…
I did the “first-night” thing and almost 6.5 yrs later, I’m still with him and awn-gauged.
So…whatever floats your boat. Depends on the couple.
“i’m at my desk blasting r kelly’s “bump and grind” #whogoncheckme i might need to turn it off before i jump on the next man that walks past my desk :/ “ -Candi
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**Note: play “Bump and Grind” for Candi…**
@ Elove #139…Exactly on Point babe
“I did the “first-night” thing…”-SASSY
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I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!
Sass.. Pretty Grav!
*clears throat*
Did I ever confirm I was a male or female? I could be a girlyman or a manlygirl?
#ignoranceisbliss
@KINGSTON
” that next man is going to be some skinny white guy named Man, I just don’t care.”
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@man i’m about to snatch ur notepad and see what else u have written down
@CANDI
” i’m about to snatch ur notepad and see what else u have written down”
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**stuffs notepad down pants**
I won’t fight you if you try to take it from me.
Str8Cpt says:
*clears throat*
Did I ever confirm I was a male or female? I could be a girlyman or a manlygirl?
#ignoranceisbliss
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damn missed this post…due to lunch…well let me answer these questions for Coco
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Ace: Deal Breaker? No. A couple things factor here. My intentions, Her intentions. And the type of date. If the date is a dinner and a movie followed by me walkin you to your front porch, that’s whats up. But if the date is a dinner followed by a movie at MY house, then its up to your will power and the little angel on your shoulder from raising the expectations of this relationship, as if you “give” it to me on the first date don’t look at me crazy when i expect it “future” dates.
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
Ace: I can almost ditto Drake here, As the shy guy I have issues talking myself out of approaching beautiful women. So if a woman can simple initiate a conversation to show her interest it opens the door for so much more..
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Ace: Calling me back the next day? just kidding..Best compliment a woman can give a guy is not really a phrase or anything of that nature…its simply just show that you are genuinely interested in him. Popular to belief we can’t read woman’s mind’s,
we just manipulate their thinking, so just appreciate us and show it!C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Ace: Be single. Cruel to say but true happiness is rare. but if its found you cling on to it for dear life.
and he would kill the creatures with his head.
My Husband has a big azz head, and passed that is onto our damn kids. They get called Bonk, Jr. and Baby Bonk.
and @ Kingston skinny white guy
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Well since errbody else is confessin I guess I should prolly go ahead
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
” i’m about to snatch ur notepad and see what else u have written down”
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**stuffs notepad down pants**
I won’t fight you if you try to take it from me.
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**stuffs notepad down pants**
I won’t fight you if you try to take it from me.
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@Thick
When I was younger females would come on to me really strong and it definitely was a turn off. The feeling I got made it seem as if that’s how they approach every man they wanted. Still got with a couple though. I’d like to think that the attraction was genuinely for ME(kinda strokes my egos). That’s what I think about. In reality I really don’t think much about how soon I get to hit because honestly, I don’t think anyones made me wait long for whatever reason and “the wait” had no bearing on how the relationship(or lack thereof) went. So I guess I’m saying it doesn’t matter when we get down, it matters how you carry yourself about it.
@Brown
but you can fill in the details 
No need boo we already know
Candi get out the vice grips!
what do you know choco
@Cha-Cha
Thank you! I like yours better tho and it’s a damn cartoon! Even a cartoon is sh*tting on my gravie pic, but that’s aight.
@MAn
You ain’t know nothing. Be quiet and sit down, boy.
You a undercover freak! Oh and since you maybe running for office one day I won’t mention the threesome you and I had
@Choco (Comment #155)
I SAY THIS is all SERIOUSNESS…
THAT is Totally DEPENDENT on the FEMALE’S willingly to take that PATH to FINDING OUT the necessary things that define that Male/Man… And THAT Female must have a LEARNED BEHAVIOR to what is TRULY IMPORTANT to her regarding having a Male/Man being a SIGNIFICANT PART in HER LIFE (Real…)
AGAIN… You FEMALES/WOMEN possess all the POWER to make things right for YOURSELF but You MUST USE & RESPECT that POWER…
WHAT YOU EXUDE, YOU WILL RECEIVE but if You ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT YOU’RE GIVING then WHO IS at FAULT FOR THAT…
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Ace: Be single. Cruel to say but true happiness is rare. but if its found you cling on to it for dear life.
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Well dayUM….what about the hopes of reproduction and the continuance of the human race…
j/k
ImJustSayingThatDidn’tSOundLikeAGoodRevelation
@ Sassy, aww.. I like your gravi.
“there’s some whoes in this house, there’s some whoes in this house, there’s some whoes in this house”
I kid
But the song was oh so appropriate. Couldn’t resist!
ELove
I appreciate the insight but in all honestly its a lil more complicated than that!
“*clears throat*
Did I ever confirm I was a male or female? I could be a girlyman or a manlygirl?
#ignoranceisbliss”
ELove says:
@Choco (Comment #155)
I SAY THIS is all SERIOUSNESS…
THAT is Totally DEPENDENT on the FEMALE’S willingly to take that PATH to FINDING OUT the necessary things that define that Male/Man… And THAT Female must have a LEARNED BEHAVIOR to what is TRULY IMPORTANT to her regarding having a Male/Man being a SIGNIFICANT PART in HER LIFE (Real…)
AGAIN… You FEMALES/WOMEN possess all the POWER to make things right for YOURSELF but You MUST USE & RESPECT that POWER…
WHAT YOU EXUDE, YOU WILL RECEIVE but if You ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT YOU’RE GIVING then WHO IS at FAULT FOR THAT…
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I couldn’t pass it up….. BUT………….. YOU ARE KILLING IT TODAY
again
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Ace: Deal Breaker? No. A couple things factor here. My intentions, Her intentions. And the type of date. If the date is a dinner and a movie followed by me walkin you to your front porch, that’s whats up. But if the date is a dinner followed by a movie at MY house, then its up to your will power and the little angel on your shoulder from raising the expectations of this relationship, as if you “give” it to me on the first date don’t look at me crazy when i expect it “future” dates.
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Don’t sleep with him on the first night and then don’t do it the second date. Females kill me with that!
@Kingston!
Thanks! I take REALLY bad pics unless they’re “in the moment”. my psoed pics are always soooo…..bad. LOL!
You don’t seem to have that problem though. #slightlyjealous
*My posed*
@OTB
I’m whatever you want me to be
*cues Turn of the Lights by Teddy P*
Oh Bish now you wanna come out and play?!?!?!?!
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Man: Not in and of itself… but possibly. If I say “You’re pretty” and you start bustin it wide open than I know what the deal is.
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
Man: Be attractive, not fat and have “that walk.” Yall know the one, where yall azz “sittin just so.” Nothing else required. I LOVE a challenge so she don’t need to say anything.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Man: Squirting
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Man: Variety. A sidepiece makes every relationship last longer. Even if you love your job, you still take vacations.
Ace I like everything you just said… but why do men do that shy can’t talk to a pretty woman thing? I’ve got at least 5 male friends who now want to come out the closet and say they wanted me back in the day but didn’t have the balls to approach me cause I was “too pretty” and they didn’t want to get shut down (I was a little mean lol)… and I would’ve dated a few of them if I had known
I’ve had one and it was someone I’d known for a while but I had been single for yrs and didnt want a relationship
Too bad he became clingy, he got ditched and I eventually replaced him with a cuddy buddy
OutsidetheBox says:
“*clears throat*
Did I ever confirm I was a male or female? I could be a girlyman or a manlygirl?
#ignoranceisbliss”
Lucky me! *watches pendulum swing*
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@ Sassy, aw, thanks, but
i am not in the least bit photogenic. i just always go out & that’s where most of pics come from. And everyone looks good in a club, sigh.
@MS. Everything
That annoys me too! I’ve been tryna pull me a sexy, dark-skinned, chocolate Adonis type of man for yearrrrrsssssssssssss, but they look right through my a**!
But yet….every light-bright dude I come across got more “heart” than they need when it comes to approaching me.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Man: Squirting
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whyyyy? *backflips into the grave*
Man: Squirting
I can not take anymore!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Man: Not in and of itself… but possibly. If I say “You’re pretty” and you start bustin it wide open than I know what the deal is.
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Man: Variety. A sidepiece makes every relationship last longer. Even if you love your job, you still take vacations.
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You need to stop quotin $h!t straight from the handbook dawg…put that away.
@Kingston
Hmmm….I might have to go to a lounge or club this weekend though and snap some pics. I want to see if the club-lighting helps out my camera-awkwardness.
LOL!
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Man: Squirting
then its up to your will power and the little angel on your shoulder from raising the expectations of this relationship, as if you “give” it to me on the first date don’t look at me crazy when i expect it “future” dates.
I think all men *side eye @ Man* that need more than one woman NEEDS more than a woman. Get my drift?
You a undercover freak! Oh and since you maybe running for office one day I won’t mention the threesome you and I had
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HOW IN THEE HAIL DID I MISS THIS!
Choco you got a too many miles on that motor for me to do a 3sum with you! You’re not my type
@ACE
”
You need to stop quotin $h!t straight from the handbook dawg…put that away.”
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LOL. The funny part is that they ain’t goin believe me anyway so I can say it!
Choco you got a too many miles on that motor for me to do a 3sum with you! You’re not my type
again!!!!
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Ace says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Man: Variety. A sidepiece makes every relationship last longer. Even if you love your job, you still take vacations.
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You need to stop quotin $h!t straight from the handbook dawg…put that away.
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See Yall never listen to me…..
Still
at BROWN
@Brown..
ERRR..AHEM KINGSTON *taps you on the shoulder…. BISH YOU AINT SPEAKIN?
SEE COMMENT #23.. *mumbles…you all cured and shyt from Gravi OCD and now you ack like you aint kno nobody
#beingpetty
#feelinsomekindaway
#ineedattention
@Brown
sorry boo wrong again you don’t know nathan bout my motor nor it’s mileage but nice try!
Oh you not my type either
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
You a undercover freak! Oh and since you maybe running for office one day I won’t mention the threesome you and I had
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HOW IN THEE HAIL DID I MISS THIS!
Choco you got a too many miles on that motor for me to do a 3sum with you! You’re not my type
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No more words
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Choco you got a too many miles on that motor for me to do a 3sum with you! You’re not my type
HMMMMMM
Guess a picnic to the KONA is long overdue… let me start packing…. which one ya’ll bishes got the chips?
@SASSY
“That annoys me too! I’ve been tryna pull me a sexy, dark-skinned, chocolate Adonis type of man for yearrrrrsssssssssssss, but they look right through my a**!
But yet….every light-bright dude I come across got more “heart” than they need when it comes to approaching me. ”
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I woulda holla’d at you too.
Seems like people attract the chit that they LEAST attracted to. SMH.
Choco I only know what you put out
StillASassyOne says:
Thank you! I like yours better tho and it’s a damn cartoon! Even a cartoon is sh*tting on my gravie pic, but that’s aight.
Well the gravi with the hot red lips was HOT WITH RED LIPS :nohomo;
HEY OTB AND FREEZIE
Choco I only know what you put out
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My point exactly and you still don’t know! But feel free to assume your making an azz out of you not me!
Yall act like I was bein mean or somethin, i just politely said she wasn’t my type! Maybe I should have said #noshade
JUST IN FROM LUNCH, LOOKS LIKE I MISSED ALOT ***SCROLLS UP TO CATCH UP***
awwwwwww, sorry ChaCha!
i didn’t read most of the comments, i was too busy trying to figure out how to use his advice in person. 
@Man… SAID (Comment #205)
NOT A WOMAN because I’m sure OTHERS can make her do that Too Dawg
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Man: Squirting
For ME It’s…
When A Female says ONE OF HER BEST EVER came through trying to GET IT and SHE proceeded to THROW ROCKS AT THAT NICCA TO “JUST GO AWAY!!!”
@Brown
I CAN BE a Cuddy-Buddy… I KNOW how to have FUN W/O PENETRATION
@ Man…I HATECHU! :ROFL:
And @Still Me too!!! And now they wanna play the “what if” game and all I can do is smh and say where were you 10 years ago shyt lol
@Brown…yes that #noshade disclaimer comes in handy
#HandBooKMyAzz
But y say no shade when you were obviously giving shade
#BORED
I think my opinion on this subject might be a little warped though.
@THE LADIES
Some of yall answer the questions.
Choco I wasn’t attempting to throw shade at you so I apologize if you feel like that but you are the one constantly talkin about the men you sleep with so when you put it out there on a blog for the world to see then what else am I supposed to think?
So no I’m not makin an azz out of myself you are doin that all on your own
Only a lame low self-esteem person would allow cracker boxes games played on her
*goes back to poppin and lockin in my chair to 90s r&b*
@AWESOME ARSENAL
“I think my opinion on this subject might be a little warped though.”
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Speak yo’ mind dawg.
So what if I talk about who I sleep with you still don’t know me like that so again you are making an azz of yourself by thinking you can sum me up by what I say on here!
Elove
there’s nothin you can do for me w/o penetration so maybe I should have said fck buddy!
kingstonn says:
you know its all
@KRYSI J
“….chile, quoting outta whatever handbook yall think exist to an obvious LAME, that would take any of the shyt you talk about doing to a female as a suggestion that you care for her is a FOOL. That shyt ain nothing out no damn handbook…thats just a dumb az female letting you try the shyt outta her, cuz every females initially knows the type of dude she’s dealing with…you can’t change people, so either get like their azzez or keep it moving on em. *Dueces*
#HandBooKMyAzz”
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**flips to page 313 in the handbook**
“Baby, I was just bullchittin.”
**pinches Krysi’s azz**
FUKN HYPOCRITE!
#LATA
candibfly says:
*writing notes on how the no shade thing works* never used it before, i don’t say stuff like that or no homo, etc.
*goes back to poppin and lockin in my chair to 90s r&b*
@Candi… so you bringing the chips?
candibfly says:
*writing notes on how the no shade thing works* never used it before, i don’t say stuff like that or no homo, etc.
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same here.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Man: Squirting
Choco i do hate that you got all emo behind my comment because I really wasn’t tryin to come out you. I just made a comment off the stuff that YOU type so while I don’t know you personally me and everyone else on SR know an awful lot about your s3x life
@cha cha i got the rush card so we can get whatever snacks u want! *makes it rain skittles and gummi bears*
Hey Cha Cha
@ CandiB
on you figuring out the disclaimer.
*getting the ring ready*
*ordering bubbles and bikinis for Choc and Brown*
Please Brown erryone on here knows about our sex lives did you not just mention you need penetration so wtf – Miss me with it K!
@Cha-Cha
Thanks, ma! I appreciate that lots! (I love a red lip on everybody though- Red = Daringly Sexy!)
@Man
LOL! So you’re saying that’s why you attract “obeast” women?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@THE LADIES
Some of yall answer the questions.
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Repost
@Brown
One more thing I don’t care about how I make you feel k re: emotions or not you getting to the point where you think your opinion matters to me and it doesn’t!
@free i’m trying to hang! lol
*purposefully keeps the intimate details of my life to myself*
@ Candi… I thought you were gonna ask him for the EBT card… chile you know the rush card got a spending limit of $125.00 a day.
@ Str8… U AINT SHYT!!!
Choco you got a too many miles on that motor for me to do a 3sum with you! You’re not my type
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wth jus happen??
@cha cha girl u right but we already used all the money that came on the first. got steaks and skrimps and all that!
Am I the only one who always goes into “stealth mode” like the Batman car when folks start
?
I feel like a little kid holding my ears and running to my bedroom….
Tiger Woods was a great actor……….. He had an entire forrest
@SASSY
“LOL! So you’re saying that’s why you attract “obeast” women?”
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I think it’s some form of punishment from a previous life or something. Let me put it like this, Sassy, if you were fat, you feel some kind of mysterious urge to be with me… and YES, I know you detest me.
I’ve TRIED everything and them “obeast” hoes still be lovin a nigga. I’m like blood to a vampire to them.
@Brown
I’m far from a hypocrite I own up to the shyt I’ve done and dont get emo when people bring it up so own up to the shyt and move on
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
Its not hard for me to get over it nine times outta ten I started while we were still together.
Cosmopolitan:Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Im side-eyeing any man who wants to cut on the first night because he sleeps with strangers and thats a tunroff plus I’m of the belief that he dont have the besy intentions. Otherwise wait it out since neither of us is going anywhere.
Cosmopolitan: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
I send bottles to tables (strangers in the club) text messages or minor trinkets that let them know I paid attention to conervastions we had (talking awhile)such as a replacement soup bowl or the newest espn magazine
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
“go ahead out with your dawgs, boo, Ill see you when ever you get in”. Has never failed me
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Cosign whomever brought up the variety. You sleeping weith her doesn’t have anything to do with how you feel about me and willprobably make youa ppreciateme more. (scallawags dont cook, pick up dry cleaning or make sure you and tour boys got plenty good snacks and blunts rolled while the game is on.
I have to say…I am actually surprised at some of the comments regarding the post and sleeping with someone on the first date. I recognize some in here that has said talking about s e x is dreadfully horrible but have admitting today that they have had s e x on the first date and that alone is one of the things people frown upon :/
Ace says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@THE LADIES
Some of yall answer the questions.
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Repost
DOES THE OPINION OF A MARRIED WOMAN COUNT?
Is that you in the gravi Ace… too cute
Well….one lesson I learned early is to never do or say anything that you don’t want folks bringing to you later…..
……especially on SR’s site…..
StillASassyOne says:
Am I the only one who always goes into “stealth mode” like the Batman car when folks start ?
I feel like a little kid holding my ears and running to my bedroom….
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@Still (Comment #269) —> NOPE !!!!!
@Still, Agreed
What I don’t get is why does anyone care to bring it back up – I don’t know you like that so what is your point I’m not ashamed but what exactly would one get from thinking they are throwing something up in my face!
@Brown
Don’t tell me what to do focus on yourself and stop telling others what to do – @Man and him calling women hoes stay in your lane!
CHB!! What it do?
@Man
*hops into the passenger seat of chb’s bentley* let’s goooo
Choco I’m gonna say this for the last time and I’m done
1. If you didnt care you wouldnt have responded
2. You were the one who addressed me 1st and got emo because of my response
3. Me saying I need penetration is different from me goin into detail about the men I’m curretnly sleeping with.
So you took somethin I said and got emo behind it for no reason at all.
You can respond all you want I’m done with this convo
FreeToSpeakUp says:
I have to say…I am actually surprised at some of the comments regarding the post and sleeping with someone on the first date. I recognize some in here that has said talking about s e x is dreadfully horrible but have admitting today that they have had s e x on the first date and that alone is one of the things people frown upon
Im good folks think they can say whatever and I laugh it off – I know shade and she threw it!
**flips to page 313 in the handbook**
“Baby, I was just bullchittin.”
**pinches Krysi’s azz**
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**flips to page 3 in the female “make em think ya green as grass handbook**
“I know u bullshyting baby, you’re not the type of dude I was referring to anyway”
*Kisses Man on the cheek* I LOVE YOU
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
Cosmopolitan: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
I send bottles to tables (strangers in the club) text messages or minor trinkets that let them know I paid attention to conervastions we had (talking awhile)such as a replacement soup bowl or the newest espn magazine
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#femaleballersrock!!!
@Brown
Shut up!
So….anybody having any good weather today? It’s pouring down over here.
Glad it’s Thursday though. Oh look, a deer!
*slides on out of post*
StillASassyOne says:
Well….one lesson I learned early is to never do or say anything that you don’t want folks bringing to you later…..
……especially on SR’s site…..
EXACTLY.
@Cha Cha – yeah that was me…still wish i knew when it was taken..
And yes a married woman thoughts count…
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says: I
that name lady 
Rain here
@SASSY
” I can’t with you today. You attract people who think you are “unfit” and I attract light-skinned men. I’m calling it a draw, right now.”
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If I was in a room with a million models the ONE “plus sized” model would “claim” me and all the other models wouldn’t holla. That’s how chit be goin down. I think that’s why I have NO sympathy for “unfit” hoes.
Don’t shoot my fellow yellow brethren down too hard. We have it hard enough.
Ace and Man some of us did…. scroll up but to quickly summarize I agree with the majority of what he said
Candi and ChaCha can I get some gummi bears and a pepsi please?
I’m just sayin, from my experience, women have rarely been demure or shy so the hookin up quick thing never really registered in my head as far as “Does it effect my respect for them”.
My longest relationships started with hookin up quick so I honestly can’t say I see anything wrong with it as long as you protect yourself.
@ Sassy, Oh yes. The weather down here is quite good. Quite good indeed.
-goes back to hiding
Heeey Str8, Choco, Brown, Ace, Man, —Roll Call Part 1
@ Man, how old are you? Cause you remind me of my 17 y/o brother.
HEY CHB!!! SUP CHICA
Twin Cities, MN sunny and 65 with a slight breeze…sorry!
@KRYSI J
“**flips to page 313 in the handbook**
“Baby, I was just bullchittin.”
**pinches Krysi’s azz**
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**flips to page 3 in the female “make em think ya green as grass handbook**
“I know u bullshyting baby, you’re not the type of dude I was referring to anyway”
*Kisses Man on the cheek* I LOVE YOU
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You awiiiiiight too!
@LATech
Ya’ll got rain too? Sucks, doesn’t it?
@Kingstonn
Boo! Not fair! I wish we had that mid-high 70s that we’ve been having for the past week back. It was so good.
@ ms everything sure! all this food is on @man
@Princess
You suck for having better weather than me too.
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Have never done it and never will. If a guy tries on the first date I assume that was his only intention in the first place. Just how I view it.
C: If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?
Don’t come up to me with corny lines or asking me dumb a*s questions. I hate when dudes beat around the bush. If you wanna holla then do so but don’t waste my time with all that other meaningless gibberish.
C: What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woamn?
Call her beautiful. Not sexy fine bad or a dime, but Beautiful.
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Trust, communication, & knowing your role.
@Still, yes ma’am, I’m hating the rain. I get off in 6 minutes, so not looking forward to driving home.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KRYSI J
“**flips to page 313 in the handbook**
“Baby, I was just bullchittin.”
**pinches Krysi’s azz**
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**flips to page 3 in the female “make em think ya green as grass handbook**
“I know u bullshyting baby, you’re not the type of dude I was referring to anyway”
*Kisses Man on the cheek* I LOVE YOU
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You awiiiiiight too!
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Cosmopolitan:Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Im side-eyeing any man who wants to cut on the first night because he sleeps with strangers and thats a tunroff plus I’m of the belief that he dont have the besy intentions. Otherwise wait it out since neither of us is going anywhere.
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great, fun answers.. I like this guy
perhaps i shouldn’t be listening to h-town’s “knockin the boots” at work *shrugs and turns the volumen up*
@KINGSTON
“how old are you? Cause you remind me of my 17 y/o brother.”
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OH, you’re brother “wise” for his age huh? I get that a lot too.
**why do I get this question so often on here?**
Heeyyy
Candi B, Candi Apple, Cha-Cha…yes I have the longest name in SR history
Awesome, Kingstonn (who doesn’t speak back), ELove…if I forgot somebody please holla
*enjoyed lurking at everybody’s comments*
@mamacita..
damn you found the loop hole switch up all the questions…stop that!
@CFree…did those shoes arrive in the mail yet?
There’s a difference in occasionally talking about sex and detailing every graphic portion of your sex life
I will gladly admit to the things I’ve done. I’m a grown woman with kids never said I was a virgin
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard to get over breakups?
ChaCha: Depends on the time you had vested in the relationship. What was the break up caused by…am I now doing 10 to the life for cuttin a bish a la KeKe Wyatt/Sarah Stokes?
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
ChaCha:Purely circumstanstial
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
D: Always look your best, dont ever get comfortable. Im not saying go to bed with makeup on but keep the same thing that attracted him to begin with as a ordinary custom. And find out what he likes…step outside the box(c)every now and then.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
ChaCha: That he is appreciated
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
ChaCha: Choose your arguments wisely(all issues are not fight worthy), never go to bed horny or unhappy…and most importantly I think the secret is to be friends. Like that person as much as you love them.
Yupp!
Where all my married chicas
I will gladly admit to the things I’ve done. I’m a grown woman with kids never said I was a virgin
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i am *giggles*
IM BACK…WHAT DID I MISS OTHER THAN BROWN TELLIN CHOCO SHE NOT HER TYPE AND HER MILEAGE…
STR8…TACO BELL WAS FOR LUNCH..HATE DRIVING IN THE AREA I WORK IN SO THAT WAS THE NEAREST PLACE.
@ CHB, I speak Back.
@ Man,
he’s irritating, has super high standards & is in love with Kim K as well.
**waiting on Candi and Krysi to answer the questions…
**
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
D: Always look your best, dont ever get comfortable. Im not saying go to bed with makeup on but keep the same thing that attracted him to begin with as a ordinary custom. And find out what he likes…step outside the box(c)every now and then.
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You better
Hi
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC
@Candi B *pops in your 90’s CD…presses play in the Bentley*
#teammarriedladies
@KINGSTON
he’s irritating, has super high standards & is in love with Kim K as well.”
”
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I’m irritating to you?
“super high standards… Kim K.”
I see he has good taste!
Thanks CandiB (and Man) lol… so since Man’s paying for it can I get some pork rinds too? (I’m craving them for some reason but don’t wanna drive to the store)
@Thick
I ain’t had no Taco Bell in 10 years….My stomach prolly self combust or something
Taco Bell scares the chit outta me
Ms. Everything says:
Thanks CandiB (and Man) lol… so since Man’s paying for it can I get some pork rinds too? (I’m craving them for some reason but don’t wanna drive to the store)
CAN WE GET PORK RINDS ON EBT? …IF SO THROW THEM IN THE BASKET.
323 kingstonn says:
@ CHB, I speak Back.
@Cha Cha had to get on you about that…yeah I saw that.
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Oh now you are.
I think it would be clever if you put your picture on a note to Drake and slip it in his pocket when you get backstage. Tell security you’re the president of his fan club (or something like that) and that you just want to take a pic with him. Then slide the note with your phone# in his pocket.
@man i don’t feel like thinking and answering the questions :cofee: i’d rather stay here and p pop in my chair at my desk to these r&b jams.
@ Str8, the people at the taco bell’s down here don’t speak english & never get my order right. so i’m with you on that one.
@MAMACITA
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Have never done it and never will. If a guy tries on the first date I assume that was his only intention in the first place. Just how I view it.
MAN: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
C: If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?
Don’t come up to me with corny lines or asking me dumb a*s questions. I hate when dudes beat around the bush. If you wanna holla then do so but don’t waste my time with all that other meaningless gibberish.
MAN: Cosign. “Let me hit” #straightfoward
C: What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woamn?
Call her beautiful. Not sexy fine bad or a dime, but Beautiful.
MAN:
“Yo azz big”“You are beautiful”… has a ring to it. I’ll try it.C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Trust, communication, & knowing your role.
MAN: True… true….. (and variety)
see i can’t even spell coffee right. i am in no condition to answer any questions.
@CANDI
“see i can’t even spell coffee right. i am in no condition to answer any questions.”
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Fair enough… just answer these.
“What should a man do to get your attention and what do you do to get a man’s attention?”
@CHB Who is that cocoa goddess in your gravie?
*wipes drool from screen*
a man or man’s attention?
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:
I think it would be clever if you put your picture on a note to Drake and slip it in his pocket when you get backstage. Tell security you’re the president of his fan club (or something like that) and that you just want to take a pic with him. Then slide the note with your phone# in his pocket.
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GIRLLL you don’t know how many schemes I have planned for that day. & even though I’m shy as HAIL, that sounds like a good idea. But I got backstage passes to see ’em cause I gots connections
@CANDI
“a man or man’s attention?”
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Either.
Aye Choco
Aye Choco
I think that’s why I have NO sympathy for “unfit” hoes.
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WELL DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ROFL:
@Man ni99a don’t booooo me!
And if a person needs “variety” they’re UNSTABLE!
Relationships are about stability not a surplus of partners.
i really don’t worry about catching a man’s attention. to get mine just approach me with sincerity. i don’t really worry about it much. the guys i’ve dated we just happened to meet somewhere (e.g. bookstore, etc) and strike up a conversation and go from there. it’s simple. anymore questions?
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:
@CFree…did those shoes arrive in the mail yet?
:yes:MAM! and they are the bidness!
StillASassyOne says:
Am I the only one who always goes into “stealth mode” like the Batman car when folks start ?
I feel like a little kid holding my ears and running to my bedroom….
October 14, 2010 at 1:41 pm
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Not at all. I’m in the bed hiding under my Rainbow Brite sheets….
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
-Depends on the couple. Hey- i don’t judge. However- if you tend to have a lot of damn “first dates,” you get the side-eye.
C: If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?
-Chivalry, intelligence & MANNERS!!! Come up to me with: “hey baby…..shorty!!…C’mere for a minute!” and I will give you a lesson in etiquette right after I roll my eyes at you. Here’s a start:
“Excuse me ma’am…hello, my name is *extend hand for handshake while stating name*..and I just wanted to……”(go from here).
C: What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woamn?
-Tell her she’s beautiful, stunning, a genius or gorgeous- BUT you must be able to state what qualities about her makes her as such.
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Honesty, communication, & RESPECT!!
What yall talkin bout????
<========Wendy's nuggets.
@Free
I swear I wanna type what someone just text me that chit has me in tears 
What girl
@ChaCha
I’s married
A friend of mine is texting me freaky ish so I was like stop you making me horny at work y did this nicca respond with #Good welcome to my world Planet Trojan were an uncovered penis is harrrrrdddddd to come by
is this motha flocka giving relationship advice? fo real drake booo and bye **and yes i change my dam name again i feels like laker today****
and 
how yall pretty bishes doing today?
1. Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
-No. Sex is sex stop letting your vagina rule you.
2. If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?
-Ask her a question…compliment her. Say that, “I’m trying to get your attention because I think xyz…” and let it go from there.
3. What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woman?
-To show genuine interest in her….big up her smarts, skills, etc. If you’re just too lame go with beauty it works on some of them.
4. What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
-Laughing, communicating, time to miss and appreciate one another…support, friendship…sustenance
@ Choco
Go head, don’t be scurred(scared)
CHOCO…U STAY HORNY…MY GOD GIRL..HOOK YOURSELF UP TO CAR BATTERY
@sassy
*places the F Stamp on your question paper*
Now go back and answer the proper questions…you and mamacita…
just had to turn a male oriented questionnaire into something about yourselves huh…as i said before stop it!
Every damn day….every damn post….even i’m started to get annoyed now.
QUE PASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…LAKER THANKS FOR COMING BACK TO US
* balls OTBs questionnaire up and toss it*
you were coping Sassy and Mamacita werent you…now start over! with original questions…
@ OTB
Shut your whoe arse up!
Calling all dudes, OTB is handing out coochie coupons!
@ Laker
Buenos tardes mamacita. Que pasa?
Dang @Ace!
We just trying to help ya’ll out! Geesh! Apparently for my man:
1) sex on the 1st date was not a deal-breaker.
2) we both walked up to each other to strike up a convo at the same time, but i take the credit for saying something first.
3) I compliment my man on his clothes, his cologne, his intelligence & anything else all the time.
4) Trust. My man is big on being able to trust that I have his best interests at heart.
Damn! Ya happy now! *pouts* Selfish azz men!
@Candi …..
Did you say P Pop and Man missed it 
@Thick
Yep I do but I don’t need a car battery
@ Choco:
When you walk by garage doors do they open
#noshadejustaskin’
#Istaywantingsometoosodontbemad
@msthick hey mamas just poppn in to see what yall up to a bish actually workn today i see at man going at it again ignant azz
CHiiiiIIIIiiiiiLLLeee, you want answers here they go:
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
Krysi J: It is equally hard for both male and females to get over a break up with someone they give a damn about…Now a H*E azz niccah, can get the hell on without hesitation simply because he was replaced by a more suitable opponent.
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Krysi J: No sex is on the first date….and NEVER on the first date wit some random H*e azz niccah. Females know when niggaz ain shAT!! #simpleazzThat and if you go for it anyway, you know that there could be some consequences #SimpleAzThat (YES! attatchment is ONE of them)
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
Krysi J: I say do it the old fashion way…and just give him the eye long enough for him to build the courage to call you over….nobody just stares at someone they don’t know….women know this too. If he has good intentions once you exchange information you’ll find out eventually
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Krys J: I think staying attractive is important to, at least in the form that attracted him in the first place, and catering to him in every “REASONABLE” way…don’t be no FOOL niE
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Krysi J: Loyalty and Honesty. Thats really all you need….I mean I know that some dudes slip up…but we know the difference between a MAN WHORE and a niccah that you just recently broke up with that got another piece on the side while you were being stingy wit da coochie…you know when a dude is 100…stop playing ya selves..don’t spend all ya young life falling for the “Handbook” tricks feel me…sometimes women should just listen to the natural instinct GOD gave them.
#ThatIzAll
Every damn day….every damn post….even i’m started to get annoyed now.
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“Did you say P Pop and Man missed it “-CHA CHA
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**POUNDIN ON THE KEYBOARD SCROLLIN UP!**
@Str8…that’s my booty twin. Her face might be cuter than mine…but from the back we look just alike
My body has taken me more places in life than my face…but still I life a damn good life 
LAKKKERRRRRR or shall I say QUE
FEE FIII FOOOO FUUUMMMM I smell the blood of a BISH trying to go in on some!!!
Point them out point them out!!!
Luscious!!!! don’t you let choco handle you like that!!!!!!!!!!!!
she will get E-SMACKED up in here!!!!!!
@cha cha man is a gentleman, i’m sure he saw it and ignored it to reinforce his honorable intentions
*meant I live not I life…
@Str8
Nope Idc I’d rather feel horny than feel dead and plus this chit comes with age!
And I just happen to be one sexy mama
@free que onda chica? not much at work working
i cant believe it either yo travajando is a big 
Appreciated it Krysi…at least you stayed in-between the lines…
*glances at mamacita, OTB and sassy*
No one asked me but I will give my two cents……
*Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?*
Different strokes for different folks……
*If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?*
When approaching me, just be yourself. A simple hello and ask me how I’m doing would be a start. Oh, and make sure your breath is fresh BEFORE talking me! Personal hygiene is important to ANY woman. Regardless of how cute you are, stale breath won’t get you very far at all.
*What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woman*
Whatever you do, don’t call me sexy. Please don’t catcall me. And if you see me out jogging or speed walking, please do not honk at me and yell obscenities out of the window! Last time this car full of guys were yelling “BURR BURR” every time I took a step. Just ignorant!!
What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
A few people already mentioned them but I will say them again. Know your position and play it well, always be honest even if it hurts, continue to build up trust between the two of you and last but not least, keep your friends and family members out of your personal business. Whatever happens between you and your man should stay between the two of you. Outside influences can ruin a relationship!
@CHB
@ Ace…How’s my questionnaire?
1. Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
-For me, yes. I at least want to know where you live, work and who your mother is. I believe in having an idea of whom I am laying down with. But to each it’s own. Earliest for me (unintentionally) 2-3 weeks.
2. If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?
Engage into a conversation without seeming to be “hollering” at her. That shows interest and displays a guys listening skills.
3. What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woman?
-Just being a man to her, open doors, occasionally surprise her with gifts, telling her you love her at the most unexpected time, showing your appreciation.
4. What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Both of you being on the same page in every aspect of your relationship.
” man is a gentleman, i’m sure he saw it and ignored it to reinforce his honorable intentions”-CANDI
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**CHIT!!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!**
Damn! I forgot a question-
RE: Getting over a break up….
Men: all the ones I’ve known took it MUCH harder than me. So…I think it’s just as difficult for a man too depending on the circumstances.
Woman: Depends on the woman. I have a great ability to cry over something one night, then wake up the next morning like it NEVER EVEN EXISTED. Done this several times. Once it’s over. I’ve never met you. Literally- if someone asks about you – I can’t remember you. (Ex: “Matt Barnes, who?!” – Shaunie O’Neal)
:sigh: SMDH
CHA CHA I saw that and just knew Man was gonna jump on it! In his quest to be the perfect gentleman he has started slippin
@CANDI
Yes, I purposely didn’t acknowledge that remark because I didn’t want you to believe I would say or do anything untowards with you.
#gentleman
@STr8 :hugs: thanx boo!
Heyyyy CorpQ
Free you filled out the wrong Questionaire as well….
*hands you the right one (see originals questions)*
*trys to figure out where all these faulty questionaires are coming from*
Ms. Thickness says:
CHOCO…U STAY HORNY…MY GOD GIRL..HOOK YOURSELF UP TO CAR BATTERY
so like a DURALAST
@ACE
I re-did the questionaire though! I answered it in the “man” form! I want my credit too, dammit!
@ Laker
I been hard on the work too
@harlem
call me watever u want i respond to QUE lakercrazy or girl that cant spell ***thanks to msthick*** 
really? *burns my frederick’s of hollywood catalog*
@Krysi J (Comment #372)
And A REAL BIG ONE !!! (At That…)
@Still (Comment #367) SAID…
2) we both walked up to each other to strike up a convo at the same time, but i take the credit for saying something first.
I’m JUST Curious… Is THIS A DIVA TRAIT ?!?
#PleaseDontTakeThatTheWrongWay
#JustAskingaSincereQuestion
mirs and laker!!
heyyyyyyyy *does the snake*
Are you happy now ace
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
It’s hard for guy if they weren’t the one that ended it! I broke up with a guy 5 YEARS AGO and he STILL won’t get over it!
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
DEpends on the guy I guess. I’m not a man so the hell if I know….
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
If I was into a guy I’d give him constant eye contact to let him know I was interested, but I wouldn’t approach. If he’s not man enough to step to me then I don’t want him anyway.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
All men like their ego to be stroked so sometimes I just give compliments here and there. Let him know I appresiate what he does…you know, stuff like that…
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
My guy says his biggest thing is communication and trust
StillASassyOne says:
@ACE
I re-did the questionaire though! I answered it in the “man” form! I want my credit too, dammit!
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just graded it and you gained a few extra points for your extra credit response…
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?*
Only if it is WHACK!!!!!!!! There is nothing wrong with engaging your sexual appetite….you are only a hoe by others definition…BY your own definition you are a HEALTHY SEXUALY active adult that has the mental ability to take responsibility for you own climaxes and the manner in which you choose to obtain those CLIMAXES….whether is it is after the first phone call or the first date!!! OWN IT!!!…
*If a man is into a woman, how should he get her attention?*
Stay consistent.
*What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woman*
The best compliment a man can give a woman is direct EYE CONTACT!!!!!!
What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
My mother told me the secret to a happy relationship is to find somebody that LOVES YOU MORE than you love them!!!!!!!!! over the years I have reedited that statement to AS LONG AS I AM HAPPY WE ALL HAPPY
@CANDI
“really? *burns my frederick’s of hollywood catalog*”
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WAIT! Let’s not do anything drastic.
**uses bare hands to pat out the fire**
@Ace: Hey..
I didn’t know it was a bogus test until AFTER I hit submit. My bad..
Ms. Thickness says:
CHOCO…U STAY HORNY…MY GOD GIRL..HOOK YOURSELF UP TO CAR BATTERY
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CORPB!!!! ELOVE!!!!! LAKER!!! Mommy!!!!! and MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Genia says:
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?*
Only if it is WHACK!!!!!!!!
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Heyyyyy GG
Heyyyy Candi
Heeeey Mirs
I changed my gravi…so when can I pick up the bick? I wanna pick up some now&laters and a pickle to go with my :popcorn:<<<<<< (really) bbq flavored skins
@GGOUCH
What up?
*bike not bick….What was I thinking about…what rhymes with bick?
@ Ace…Ok I think this is it.
1. Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
Free: How would I know, I’m not a guy. I would imagine the amount of feelings he had for the person measures up to how he will get over the relationship.
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Free: I’ve never had sex on the first date but I’ve never waiting months either and each time the relationships lasted longer
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
Free: I’ve never attempted to gain a man’s attention and I think that has intrigued then men that has approached me. The fact that “he” was unnoticed while being frocked gained his interest.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Free: I will genuinely tell a man he smells good, if I enjoy his company or if he happens to look handsome a certain but I hope he isn’t expecting it. He should be able to read “me”
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Free: To be on the same page. If you are going in two different directions, the relationship won’t last!
3. What’s the best compliment a guy can give a woman?
-Just being a man to her, open doors, occasionally surprise her with gifts, telling her you love her at the most unexpected time, showing your appreciation.
4. What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Both of you being on the same page in every aspect of your relationship
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oh yea…this too
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
Yes, I purposely didn’t acknowledge that remark because I didn’t want you to believe I would say or do anything untowards with you.
MAN…YOU SUCKA AZZ SAP…
UMMMM Ace where my damn cookies for doing it right the first time… at least you could’ve patted me on the azz ..
@ Krysi
Thanks ma! But according to Ace, I did the wrong questionnaire
@candi hey girrrrllllll ***doing the cr!p walk next to candi**** its almost frrriiiiiidddddaaaayyyy!
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:
Heeeey Mirs I changed my gravi…so when can I pick up the bick? I wanna pick up some now&laters and a pickle to go with my <<<<<< (really) bbq flavored skins
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Don't see the new gravi, yet, but since I don't see Chicken Pox-ed azz, you can hold the pink bike. NO wheelies, and don't crash my sh!t.
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:
*bike not bick….What was I thinking about…what rhymes with bick?
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(waving hand in air widely) pick me pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACHER TEACHER!!
said in the voice of my 5 year old Easter speech: Ms. corporate the word that rhymes with bick would be dick …D-I-C-K dick. tankcho!! (takes bow and leave stage)
Genia says:
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:
*bike not bick….What was I thinking about…what rhymes with bick?
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(waving hand in air widely) pick me pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACHER TEACHER!!
said in the voice of my 5 year old Easter speech: Ms. corporate the word that rhymes with bick would be dick …D-I-C-K dick. tankcho!! (takes bow and leave stage)
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Meetings at work suck.
Damn! 400+ posts and I have found the correct questionaire….
*sharpens pencil and puts on reading glasses*
Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
If the woman LEFT him, hell yes! If he leaves and wasn’t really into her, not at all. He will keep it moving like that heffa never existed.
C: Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?
Again, different strokes for different folks.
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
I don’t approach men because believe it or not, I am a little shy. Besides, I like to be chased! I will however make contact with him while talking to someone else..hold that gaze and seductvely smile for five seconds…and then slowly look away. Just my thing but it works like a charm.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
As every other woman has mentioned, stroke his ego! Make him feel as if he’s the shyt and there is NO OTHER man like him. Oh, you’re so handsome…you’re so strong…I love the way you do this and that. They eat it up!!
C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Same answer as before….Know your position and play it well, always be honest even if it hurts, continue to build up trust between the two of you and last but not least, keep your friends and family members out of your personal business. Whatever happens between you and your man should stay between the two of you. Outside influences can ruin a relationship!
@GGOUCH
“*bike not bick….What was I thinking about…what rhymes with bick?
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(waving hand in air widely) pick me pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACHER TEACHER!!
said in the voice of my 5 year old Easter speech: Ms. corporate the word that rhymes with bick would be dick …D-I-C-K dick. tankcho!! (takes bow and leave stage)
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Hold on Missy. Now use it in a sentence with yourself.
@Elove
Is what a diva trait? Walking up to him 1st to strike a convo, or me taking the credit for it?
What makes you ask that?
SASSY YOU LOOK LIKE DIANA ROSS IN HER YOUNGER DAYS (THE WIZ) IN THAT PIC
@ LAKER
yesssss its almost friday and today is pamper day whooooo chile I love it. The mess that is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills come on tonight and I have no shame in sayin I will tune in
@gg what it do chica? trying to stay focus at work but a bish tired and hungry
and a big juice pickle and hells if you in the mood the d!ck on the side too 
@chb hells yeah some
@MAN I GOT ONE
CHOCO THINKS ABOUT D-I-C-K ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND IN EVERYWAY. (FU_CKIN NEMPHO)
@Free, dont get mad because i am not a pussy, literally as well as figuratively!
@Ace Fioneeeeeeee *deep sigh* Cosmopolitan: Is it hard for guys to get over breakups?
-As hard as it is for any human. Some you contemplate on and some you go what the hell was I thinking…thats male or female.
C: If a woman is into a guy, how should she get his attention?
I dont approach men, but I suppose strike up a convo about whatever he fancies. Men like talking about themselves.
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
Choosing him.
@kingstonn meetings scheduled close to when it’s time to get off suck. best believe i’m rolling the hell out of there at 4:30 even though it’s scheduled to end at 5. i don’t work overtime unless you pay me hmmph.
Genia says:
CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:
*bike not bick….What was I thinking about…what rhymes with bick?
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(waving hand in air widely) pick me pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACHER TEACHER!!
said in the voice of my 5 year old Easter speech: Ms. corporate the word that rhymes with bick would be dick …D-I-C-K dick. tankcho!! (takes bow and leave stage)
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Double
bury me with CFree’s shoes she just got.
@PRINCESS
“C: What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
Cosign whomever brought up the variety. You sleeping weith her doesn’t have anything to do with how you feel about me and willprobably make youa ppreciateme more. (scallawags dont cook, pick up dry cleaning or make sure you and tour boys got plenty good snacks and blunts rolled while the game is on.”
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I meant to tell you, this was so beautiful. I felt myself tearin up. Your man is a blessed, blessed man.
@Mamacita (Comment #402)
HUGH Generalization IMO
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
All men like their ego to be stroked
A MAN just wants to be GENUINELY APPRECIATED for Catering to the Wants, Needs & DESIRES of the WOMAN HE LOVES (Real…)
@Genia SAID…
What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
My mother told me the secret to a happy relationship is to find somebody that LOVES YOU MORE than you love them!!!!!!!!!
My Grand-Mother (RIP) told me the EXACT Same Thing and I LATER found out that THOSE TYPE of Females/Women ALL APPEAR on “Snapped”
And Whaddup Honey !!!
@Thick
so look forward to it 
Shut up damn skippy am I the only 40 yo in here cuz yall ladies will understand once you reach my age
@harlem giirl first 48hr is on today and who is goin to be stuck to the tv is meeeeee
@ candi, i swear we’ll have a meeting about new patients and then someone brings up some recipe they tried or some whack ass HBO movie they saw and i’ll be in that boardroom for like 30mins.
What’s the secret to a happy relationship?
My mother told me the secret to a happy relationship is to find somebody that LOVES YOU MORE than you love them!!!!!!!!! over the years I have reedited that statement to AS LONG AS I AM HAPPY WE ALL HAPPY
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@ GG….you slay me….that first answer better damn well be the answer any woman who has one night stands would give….you have to OWN IT, its should be YOUR benefit not HIS, DO NOT GET ATTATCHED, DO NOT CALL THE NEXT DAY, AND DO NOT COLLECT $200 dOllars (monopoly) if you pass go, because then you’ll be a CHEAP whORe at that…lol j/k
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GGOUCH
“*bike not bick….What was I thinking about…what rhymes with bick?
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(waving hand in air widely) pick me pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACHER TEACHER!!
said in the voice of my 5 year old Easter speech: Ms. corporate the word that rhymes with bick would be dick …D-I-C-K dick. tankcho!! (takes bow and leave stage)
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Hold on Missy. Now use it in a sentence with yourself.
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Genia saw dick run?
@choco hey mamas ur puzzaaay gots to be sore fo real u hot and horny errr dam day my sh!t would be sore but happy
and dont tell me once u hit ur 40 my mama 39 and i dont ever want her to act that dam hot and horny 
I understand @Choc. No matter the age some women just believe the hype. Do you.
#6/22/1981
@Still
I TOOK that statement in it’s TOTALITY… I didn’t know it was meant as SEPARATE (My BAD… Just IGNORE ME on that ONE)
My Grand-Mother (RIP) told me the EXACT Same Thing and I LATER found out that THOSE TYPE of Females/Women ALL APPEAR on “Snapped”
And Whaddup Honey !!!
I so just slumped to the floor
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Genia says:
Is sex on a first date a deal breaker?*
Only if it is WHACK!!!!!!!! There is nothing wrong with engaging your sexual appetite….you are only a hoe by others definition…BY your own definition you are a HEALTHY SEXUALY active adult that has the mental ability to take responsibility for you own climaxes and the manner in which you choose to obtain those CLIMAXES….whether is it is after the first phone call or the first date!!! OWN IT!!!…
I guess the definition of a one night stand varies cuz my one night stand was for me and I didn’t want his number and I damn sure wasn’t looking to do it again –
@ Ace, thats cuz you know what I said was true….really for both genders…it just iz what it iz….sometimes it iz, and sometimes it AINT, but we cant act like we didn’t see the signs from jump, when our feelings get hurt.
@ Man
I answered those FOOL AZZ QUESTIONS….u mean to tell me you have no feedback?
ooooh is that my GOUCH *jumps on u* sup shugah? *bats lashes*
@Thickness
Thanks! (I think…. :rofl:)
My Grand-Mother (RIP) told me the EXACT Same Thing and I LATER found out that THOSE TYPE of Females/Women ALL APPEAR on “Snapped”
I dont get the correlation @E. Break it down for the slow folks (namely me) please :/
I def. believe in the saying.
:hugs: @ His
@OTB
Hey His! :wave:
OutsidetheBox says:
I understand @Choc. No matter the age some women just believe the hype. Do you.
#6/22/1981
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You got me by 8 days.
Aww ELOVE
you know we are always >>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<< babe!
@ Speaks you know those grades are based on bias right??
Heyyyy His
Loves the gravi.
#youngin
@his
and 
i missed u 
were u been bish!!!! like the new pic cute tooo cute
@Elove
Ohh! Gotcha.
hey HISSSSS
lakercrazy says:
@gg what it do chica? trying to stay focus at work but a bish tired and hungry
@chb hells yeah some and a big juice pickle and hells if you in the mood the d!ck on the side too
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*Beavis & Butthead laugh*
you said pickle and d!ck in the same sentence.
Gotta go back to work…while I still have some brain cells left
otbizzle! ur one day before my asshole sons bday! u wanna take him to yo crib? I’m over his ass today
Hey Choc bew and Mirs!! what ya’ll tom’bout??
OutsidetheBox says:
#youngin
@Mirs
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#oldgeezer
Is that my BOOOOO….is that my boo HIS?!!!!!!!!!?? HEY honey!!!!!!!!!!
ELove says:
@Mamacita (Comment #402)
C: What’s the best compliment a woman can give a guy?
All men like their ego to be stroked HUGH Generalization IMO
A MAN just wants to be GENUINELY APPRECIATED for Catering to the Wants, Needs & DESIRES of the WOMAN HE LOVES (Real…)
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Not really. Who desn’t like to be complimented. Who doesn’t want to hear that they’re good at this and that? Who doesn’t want to be appreciated for what they do in a relationship?
What better way than to verbally show grattitude.
There’s nothing wrong with wanting your ego stroked. You say it like it’s a bad thing. I don’t think so…
*cues Beyonce’s Ego*
His_Mommy623 says:
Hey Choc bew and Mirs!! what ya’ll tom’bout??
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You know what Choco talkin bout.
@CHB, hey mama<3
@Laker I'm not fuggin with that kid today! I been tryna to get my ass on here but i always end up offline doing shyt.. *le sigh* I miss u heffas 2!!
@Cha Cha Cha! dnt be changing yo name on me guhl! I was confused like "whos this new cha bish up in hurr!"
@His
Girl I feel your pain on the strength with your son Im telling you they can be a lot to deal with how old is he again…
@Gouch, I havent gotten ANY FB love mama, sup with that? I thought u were abducted n shyt…dnt do that 2 me grl!
And YOUR Gravi-PIC had ALOT to do with my comment Also… SEE @Thickness (Comment #426)
You know what Choco talkin bout.
You are soooo wrong for that cuz this post is about it 
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best compliment a man can give u is just tell u “you are beutiful” that is all not oh chit u look good or dam baby u da sh!t naw take it back
That sweet baby aint causing His no problems.
Cancers problems are always caused by other people.
@Choc, hes 11 and ever since Chocolate Beckham has joined soccer, he been on some shyt… I’m about 2 pull his ass up off that team….we forgetting homework n shyt
i dnt play that shyt…lil nigglet dnt forget them cleats tho!
Huh? Thats it?!? Ninja I’m…. *rattles of whole list of chit that actually matters and doesnt fade*
@His
I kid but yeah girl it’s beginning!
OMG girl that’s when me and my son’s relationship started changing girl just make sure his DAD backs you up he’s is nearing puberty chit about to blow up
@ELove We’re >>>>>here<<<<< on the snapped comment.
I've watche too much CSI NCIS Criminal Minds, etc. to believe that a person loving/liking you more is always the answer!
That's how people end up floating in rivers!
@ThinLineBetweenLoveAndHateTypeSh!t
I don’t have just one compliment that I would want to hear chhhiiiiit tell me nice things all the time!
@otb aint that the dam true its never us we innocent and pure lovable people #cancerbaby7/17/87
Hey OTB girl….what you doing this weekend in the Ville??
HEY HISSssssss
@OTB! U BISH!!! Thats the fuggin problem I have with him!! nigga will blame somebody else or an inanimate object with the quickness! like, word? its really the homeworks fault that its not in ur bookbag? I almost lost myself and boxed him like I caught him in bed with my nigga last night…
#DntSayStupidShyt2MyFACE!
does anyone ever visit that site you dead azz wrong that chit be cracking me up
@Mamacita
Noooo… I didn’t say it was a BAD THING but ALL MEN aren’t Moved by… USING Your Words so sometimes I just give compliments here and there. Let him know I appresiate what he does…you know, stuff like that…
BOTH Women and Men can spot SINCERITY & BULL-SHYT (CAN WE…)
Starts LISTENING to “Cater To You” from Destiny’s Child because NOW because of YOU… I NEED My EGO Stroked !!!
ahhh *jumps on Krsyi* I’m saying tho, u been missing on a bish..how u be shugah?
its really the homeworks fault that its not in ur bookbag? I almost lost myself and boxed him like I caught him in bed with my nigga last night…
#DntSayStupidShyt2MyFACE!
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OutsidetheBox says:
Cancers problems are always caused by other people.
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OutsidetheBox says:
I see a lot of women said that the best compliment is Youre beautiful….
Huh? Thats it?!? Ninja I’m…. *rattles of whole list of chit that actually matters and doesnt fade*
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You can’t tell a person is smart, funny, etc. by looking at them. I was speaking in terms of when a guy approaches me or when I first meet someone.
People tell me all the time that they would’ve never guessed that I was an engineer…i guess because of my looks I couldn’t be that smart…idk
@otb im tired of all that ruff chit yeah i know im the chit yeah i know im a dime tell me something nice and sweet yeah i know the puzzzazzazzay is the chit what else is new
His_Mommy623 says:
@OTB! U BISH!!! Thats the fuggin problem I have with him!! nigga will blame somebody else or an inanimate object with the quickness! like, word? its really the homeworks fault that its not in ur bookbag? I almost lost myself and boxed him like I caught him in bed with my nigga last night…
#DntSayStupidShyt2MyFACE!
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OutsidetheBox says:
I see a lot of women said that the best compliment is Youre beautiful….
Huh? Thats it?!? Ninja I’m…. *rattles of whole list of chit that actually matters and doesnt fade*
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I’m not conceited tho..
@Elove
I aint mad though. I wish someone would say I had “attitude” like Ms. Ross….I’d start singing “Love Hangover- Disco version” in a minute!
Hey @ His!:hug:
@ OTB… Didja ever reply to my comment about Drake’s shirt? incase you missed it, what’s up with that?
“Noooo… I didn’t say it was a BAD THING but ALL MEN aren’t Moved by… USING Your Words “-E LOVE
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NOTHING says “I appreciate you!” like an unsoliticed blow job.
I see a lot of women said that the best compliment is Youre beautiful….
Huh? Thats it?!? Ninja I’m…. *rattles of whole list of chit that actually matters and doesnt fade*
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Yea…I ain dead set on dat “beautiful” shyt either…
Its too easy…lol thats in their “handbook”….if I go for that simple line, then that means he did a lot more to show me how he feels before he told me and because of THAT I took it as a genuine compliment.
“I appreciate you!” like an unsoliticed blow job.
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That goes both ways!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“Noooo… I didn’t say it was a BAD THING but ALL MEN aren’t Moved by… USING Your Words “-E LOVE
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NOTHING says “I appreciate you!” like an unsoliticed blow job.
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Such a gentleman at all times and under any circumstance
How do you manage?
His_Mommy623 says:
@Cha Cha Cha! dnt be changing yo name on me guhl! I was confused like “whos this new cha bish up in hurr!”
awwww Chocolate Beckam… tooo cute
Didnt mean your answer specifically @Mama.
I was responding to what Lakes posted and just thought hmmm a lot of women have said that…I just like for you to tell me something I dont know, or something so contrived…
I roll my eyes if the first thing they say is beauty so…but I thought we meant in general, not upon first meeting
#Sorry
His_Mommy623 says:
OutsidetheBox says:
I see a lot of women said that the best compliment is Youre beautiful….
Huh? Thats it?!? Ninja I’m…. *rattles of whole list of chit that actually matters and doesnt fade*
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that chit! ninja I ALREADY now I’m fiyah *swag surfin*
I’m not conceited tho..
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@MAMACITA
“NOTHING says “I appreciate you!” like an unsoliticed blow job.”
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“Such a gentleman at all times and under any circumstance
How do you manage?”
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As a true gentleman, I am inclined to genuinely thank her and “show my appreciation” in return.
#gentleman
“I’m not conceited tho..”
*coughs* BULLCHIT *cough*
@Krysi somehow a sleep over of 10year old girls was commissioned at my house…
#woeisme and the parade of course…
OutsidetheBox says:
@Free, dont get mad because i am not a pussy, literally as well as figuratively!
Bish what in THE hell are YOU talking about?!?!?! Fill me in oh and thanks!
@Man… (Comment 492)
Dawg during my BRIEF Marriage my Ex-Wife for about 3 months would give me ONE OF THOSE every morning RIGHT BEFORE I stepped out of the Shower… I would go to work WALKING ON MF-ing AIR (Real…) 
ONE of my YT Co-Workers told me HIS WIFE did that to him EVERY SINGLE MORNING when I asked him WHY he was ALWAYZ SO DAMN HAPPY when he comes in to Work… So I SHARED THAT STORY with My Wife (Real…)
HEY DIMPZ!
@Cha, awww my ass! I’m gna shanky shank that kid…and he’s now 3 mins late …yeah im being mad dramatic…hmph
I missed it @Dimpz!
And
Is it pucci? I just cant with Drake… LOL and he put on them light jeans with it LOL
@KRYSI J
“Yea…I ain dead set on dat “beautiful” shyt either… Its too easy…lol thats in their “handbook”….if I go for that simple line, then that means he did a lot more to show me how he feels before he told me and because of THAT I took it as a genuine compliment.”
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It be too much work to look up “new adjectives” and sincerly pay attention to positive traits and chit.
um Free…how YOU doing?
Heyyy Dimpz
@ His I just been in Lurk mode BOO boo! I still peep you, Flo and GG on FB doe.
HEY HISSY POO
CHOCO YOU KNOW I LOVE YO MAMA…
LMAO
@Elove
So you got that every morning and relationship didn’t last and I know a relationship is not built on sex alone but wow!
@Thick
*throws this good true-crime novel i’m reading @Otb*
DAMN I FORGOT IM OLDER THAN SOME YOU…I MEAN EXPERIENCED.
CHOCO..40 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND ALL THE P POPPIN YOU DOING..YOU JUST HOT IN THE PANTIES.
OutsidetheBox says:
@Free. #shorttermmemorylossass Didnt you say I was handing out coupons cause I said *Alice Walker voice* I am not my vagina…
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Bish I been scrolling up for the last 5 minutes looking for my posts. I do remember the coochie coupons comment. Dayum, ya’ll all IN ya’ll feelings today huh?
By the way, I was also singing “there’s some whoes in this house” 
#deranged
Hey His
@Thick
Yes it does bs you not you will see but when as I got closer to 40 my sex drive soared and I dated a 26 y o so you know what was going on-
It be too much work to look up “new adjectives” and sincerly pay attention to positive traits and chit.
Ding ding and so if he says something original he has “put in work” and may be worth a smile or two…
yeah choc, ur a fire crotch
“Yea…I ain dead set on dat “beautiful” shyt either… Its too easy…lol thats in their “handbook”….if I go for that simple line, then that means he did a lot more to show me how he feels before he told me and because of THAT I took it as a genuine compliment.”
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It be too much work to look up “new adjectives” and sincerly pay attention to positive traits and chit
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@E LOVE
“Dawg during my BRIEF Marriage my Ex-Wife for about 3 months would give me ONE OF THOSE every morning RIGHT BEFORE I stepped out of the Shower… I would go to work WALKING ON MF-ing AIR (Real…)
ONE of my YT Co-Workers told me HIS WIFE did that to him EVERY SINGLE MORNING when I asked him WHY he was ALWAYZ SO DAMN HAPPY when he comes in to Work… So I SHARED THAT STORY with My Wife (Real…)”
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I had one like that dawg. She LOVED playin the man flute. Nigga was young and stupid and thought ALL of ’em was like that so I just stopped talkin to her and chit when a new chick came along.
SMH at myself.
I know that’s your ex and chit but…
@Thick
If you are close to my age and it hasn’t changed IDK but SR even chimed in when I noticed it changing and she said same thing happened to her!
@Krysi somehow a sleep over of 10year old girls was commissioned at my house…
#woeisme and the parade of course…
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OH My
I will keep you in my prayers 
@His
Nichole is no fire crotch she is warm soft and moist but no fire 
Choco says:
@Thick
If you are close to my age and it hasn’t changed IDK but SR even chimed in when I noticed it changing and she said same thing happened to her!
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I WILL BE 31 IN DECEMBER..WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDY AGAIN CAUSE I GOT SOME CHOICE WORDS FOR YOU AND DONT WANT TO GET BANNED. :wait:
Beautiful pic @ His
@ OTB… I was saying his cuffs were fuggin with me but, I bet you’d come in and set me straight because they’re currently “in”.
lakercrazy says:
@harlem giirl first 48hr is on today and who is goin to be stuck to the tv is meeeeee
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First 48
-Nicca gets murked
-Someone snitches to investigator
-investigator looks up snitched name in database & gets photo
-investigator drives around looking for suspect(that was snitched on)
-investigator returns to office
-investigator gets phone call from suspect who wants to come
snitch on himselftalk-suspect is interrogated then proceeds to snitch on himself.
-investigator tells family
-Suspect is Innocent until proven guilty, He is awaiting trial.
sorry if i ruined it for you.
@OTB
“It be too much work to look up “new adjectives” and sincerly pay attention to positive traits and chit.”
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Ding ding and so if he says something original he has “put in work” and may be worth a smile or two…
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Yeah, but they got too many hoes where I ain’t got to do all that. Just depends on how fine the woman is.
If she look like Kim K than Ima do what i gotta do. Be “listening” and “payin attention” and chit. If she average she better roll with “you’re beautiful.”
OFF TOPIC and RANDOM and JACKED
Draideisha wrote:
I AIN’T TRYNNA BE ANGRY YOU CUNT! I’M JUST PISSED AT Y’ALL TRICKS THINKIN YOU SO CUTE TALKIN SHIT BOUT PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW SHYT ABOUT!!! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT A COCK. AND BY THE FUCKING WAY MY MAMMA DONE NO CURSED ME WITH MY NAME MY NAME DIFFERENT!!
Somebody else mad on a whole other site
Who sensative besides Choc ass?!?!?
I saw you singing that chit. I was in a meeting and y’all know how my phone is… *scrolls slowly and painfully* :/
When did this change from an entertianment blog..to horney old women who need a !@#$ life?
wowwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Lmfao@”choice words for u” …somebody forward 2 me *giggles*
@Choco
OUTSIDE Influences LIKE Messy-AZZ GFs of hers telling her about THEIR Messed up relationship & THEIR Trifling-AZZ BFs and Husbands AND Having My Wife thinking that all of the Wonderful things I was DOING FOR HER was because I was making up for ALL OF THE THINGS I was SUPPOSEDLY DOING when I wasn’t around her… BULL-SHYT LIKE THAT !!! (Real…)
My EX-WIFE now knows that JEALOUS BISHES will kill your MARRIAGE
@ OTB… I was saying his cuffs were fuggin with me but, I bet you’d come in and set me straight because they’re currently “in”.
Ace says:
lakercrazy says:
@harlem giirl first 48hr is on today and who is goin to be stuck to the tv is meeeeee
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First 48
-Nicca gets murked
-Someone snitches to investigator
-investigator looks up snitched name in database & gets photo
-investigator drives around looking for suspect(that was snitched on)
-investigator returns to office
-investigator gets phone call from suspect who wants to come snitch on himself talk
-suspect is interrogated then proceeds to snitch on himself.
-investigator tells family
-Suspect is Innocent until proven guilty, He is awaiting trial.
sorry if i ruined it for you.
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@Thick
tiffany . ocasio@ nasdaqomx.com
@His
*comes out of lurk mode*
“hot in the panties”
Me thinks Choco should change her screen name to accommodate this
Put up a gravie with booty tootin’ or something
@STR8
”
“Put up a gravie with booty tootin’ or something
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ONE OF ‘EM need to put that gravie up with them tootin that thang like Louis Armstrong!
Thank u dimpz… im gna change it tho cuz i’m currently beefing with my dependant..how u been bew?
*scoot
“..to horney old women who need a !@#$ life?”
#seekstobeoffended.
You are nothing if not persistent @ Man. SMH
Was it Kezi who was
to Auntie about the subject matter here?
she might wanna skip this post…even tho yesterdays was a bit more “imformative”
LOL @ OTB..I need to pick your fashionista brain sometimes though for personal usage.
#GotNOSenseOfStyle
@Elove
That’s messed up damn does she regret it now and does she still have those friend of hers around- that’s pretty sad
Man…
u stoopid 
And see how women are always their own worse enemy?
What about the men? Their life is good?
Also, I reset being called old. I can’t even rent a car yet.
kingstonn says:
Also, I reset being called old. I can’t even rent a car yet.
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#seekstobeoffended.
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Notice I ignored that lil trollop some folks on here lead really empty lives!
And obviously one has partaken in the act so ummmm :/
*hangs sign across keyboard*
anyway I’m out to the dentist!
*grabs Fendi, slips on Madden’s*
Deuces!
@KINGSTON
“You are nothing if not persistent @ Man. SMH:”
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I seek to liberate women from society teaching them to hide their beautiful bodies. Won’t you join me in freeing women?
@Heaven
quick question? is that u in ur gravi? u’ve been horny before obviously.. now i’m not really apart of the sex convo per se but did u feel like u had no life when u were horny?? #NoShade
ELove says:
@Choco
OUTSIDE Influences LIKE Messy-AZZ GFs of hers telling her about THEIR Messed up relationship & THEIR Trifling-AZZ BFs and Husbands AND Having My Wife thinking that all of the Wonderful things I was DOING FOR HER was because I was making up for ALL OF THE THINGS I was SUPPOSEDLY DOING when I wasn’t around her… BULL-SHYT LIKE THAT !!! (Real…)
My EX-WIFE now knows that JEALOUS BISHES will kill your MARRIAGE
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Soooo true, but she was stupid for listening to that ish. :/
OutsidetheBox says:
Girl boo; You know it all chits and grins with me @Free!
Who sensative besides Choc ass?!?!?
I saw you singing that chit. I was in a meeting and y’all know how my phone is… *scrolls slowly and painfully*
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Ok friend, because I was about to say “p u s s y is what p u s s y does”
Choco fights er’ dayum day with somebody SMH.
@kingstonn me either without it being sky high. My job has me moving to NO for 3 months and a rental is $5,000 because I’m under 25
@ OTB: Totally was not meant for you..Sorry!
His_Mommy623 says:
@Heaven
quick question? is that u in ur gravi? u’ve been horny before obviously.. now i’m not really apart of the sex convo per se but did u feel like u had no life when u were horny?? #NoShade
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“. My job has me moving to NO for 3 months…”-MAMACITA
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*Sitting next to MIRS and my FIANCE HIS*
MIRS! chu laughing at grl?
*spanx Harlem* hewwo lovely *swoons*
@ Elove
That’s deep! No one should be in your marriage and even the ones that you think are for you, you eventually find out the truth the hard way.
Every relationship is different and the “games” don’t apply the same to different people. One friend may seem to have all the answers because it works in HER relationship but that doesn’t mean it’ll work in yours. Women have to know their man and learn how to deal with their situations. Advice is fine but know how to apply it.
HELL IMMA SIT NEXT TO YA’LL CAUSE I AINT OLD..LOL
@ His: #noshade Yes, I have..a time or 1,000, but I am talking about OLD WOMEN putting all their triflingness on blast. Some indiscretions we can charge to the naivete of youth..others are just plain…IGNORANT.
@Man
We should have a fundraiser for this movement
a car wash perhaps in bikinis of course, ya know to get the point across
CHOCO YOU GOT MAIL…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“. My job has me moving to NO for 3 months…”-MAMACITA
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If she look like Kim K than Ima do what i gotta do. Be “listening” and “payin attention” and chit. If she average she better roll with “you’re beautiful.”
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And a female with any instinct at all, would pick up on this and realize any relationship with you would not last unless they were….Kim K or someone YOU felt were on her level. However a female like me would not entertain any man with your train of thought Man, and if I don’t pick up on it right away…eventually I will, or you’ll get tired of waiting on puzzy and politely be dismissed.
Choco fights er’ dayum day with somebody SMH
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That’s cuz tricks be hating you know I don’t even start the mess but I will finish that chit!
@Heavn…ahhh I got cha
now tell me, who is the nasty old biddie on here u type of? #Nosey 
What up Errbody..
His_Mommy623 says:
@Heavn…ahhh I got cha now tell me, who is the nasty old biddie on here u type of? #Nosey
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Point in case pressed azz Heaven coming out of lurking to talk chit for what I don’t know that BISH!
@STR8
“We should have a fundraiser for this movement
a car wash perhaps in bikinis of course, ya know to get the point across
”
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**shouting to the women**
IT IS SOCIETY THAT CONDITIONS YOU TO HIDE YOUR BREASTS AND AZZES! I SAY TO SOCIETY ‘HELL NO!’ FREE YOUR BREASTS TO THE WORLD…AS GOD INTENDED!”
@ His, that’s what I wanted to know but didn’t want to ask.
#messy
trol·lop? ?/?tr?l?p/ Show Spelled
[trol-uhp] Show IPA
–noun
1. an immoral or promiscuous woman, esp. a prostitute.
2. an untidy or slovenly woman; slattern.
:rofl:@Mirs @Kingstonn…damnit I’m bored and I’m tryna get the skinny on this!
HEAVEN WHATS YOUR DEFINITION OF OLD…OR SHALL I SAY AGE BRACKET #NOSHADE
Hi Artistman
@KRYSI J
“If she look like Kim K than Ima do what i gotta do. Be “listening” and “payin attention” and chit. If she average she better roll with “you’re beautiful.”
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And a female with any instinct at all, would pick up on this and realize any relationship with you would not last unless they were….Kim K or someone YOU felt were on her level. However a female like me would not entertain any man with your train of thought Man, and if I don’t pick up on it right away…eventually I will, or you’ll get tired of waiting on puzzy and politely be dismissed.”
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I would give you a lil more effort cause I know you got some azz. But, I’d have you tryin to leave that puzzy to me in your “last will and testament” you’d want to give me that thang so bad.
“I bequeath upon Man, I just don’t care™, my vagina, for him to use as he sees fit and with out limitations…”-Krysi J
@man
stop thinking…your thinking scares me…
Heaven you just made this whole post boring with that stupid chit damn stalking azz FANS of Mine
What a woman to do!
I have never used nor heard the word slovenly in my 28 years…learn a new word er’day!
Man says:
**shouting to the women**
IT IS SOCIETY THAT CONDITIONS YOU TO HIDE YOUR BREASTS AND AZZES! I SAY TO SOCIETY ‘HELL NO!’ FREE YOUR BREASTS TO THE WORLD…AS GOD INTENDED!”
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*pumps fist*
*yells* power to the tits and azz, power to the tits and azz*
yall have a blessd day this mexican going to mama house to stuff her face
Chick broke out the dictionary on ya’ll
Man says:
**shouting to the women**
IT IS SOCIETY THAT CONDITIONS YOU TO HIDE YOUR BREASTS AND AZZES! I SAY TO SOCIETY ‘HELL NO!’ FREE YOUR BREASTS TO THE WORLD…AS GOD INTENDED!”
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MAN YOU ARE A MESS…
LOL…@Thickness..I’m talking 40 and over (u don’t see Anna or MsHariston on here talking crazy!)..AND FTR..although asked, I never mentioned any names..so if the title fits..wear it proudly. I asked a question..point blank.
#maturityhasnothingtodowithage
@MISS HARLEM
to my boo”
”
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**grabs azz**
Ms. Thickness says:
Man says:
**shouting to the women**
IT IS SOCIETY THAT CONDITIONS YOU TO HIDE YOUR BREASTS AND AZZES! I SAY TO SOCIETY ‘HELL NO!’ FREE YOUR BREASTS TO THE WORLD…AS GOD INTENDED!”
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MAN YOU ARE A MESS…
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But he is making a valid point…kinda like Tyra and her burning bra thingy she did…be freeeeeee
@Choco @mirs @Free
NOPE (They all GOT GHOST on Her) and the MAJORITY of them was trying to HOLLA AT ME behind her back… I TOLD her and OF COURSE she didn’t believe Me (Go Figure…)
@Free
THAT is Soooooo DAMN True… And WHY you wholeheartedly TRUST GFs in a BUSTED-AZZ Relationship OVER YOUR F-ing HUSBAND !!!
@artistman999
WHADDUP PIMPING !!!
goodnight
been working like a slave, a house slave but whatev, work is work
STR8 THESE DOUBLE D’S GOTTA STAY IN A BRA BECAUSE THEY ARE 100% AND WILL NOT STAND UP WITHOUT A BRA..
#SAYNOTOSAGGYTITS
@THICK
“**shouting to the women**
IT IS SOCIETY THAT CONDITIONS YOU TO HIDE YOUR BREASTS AND AZZES! I SAY TO SOCIETY ‘HELL NO!’ FREE YOUR BREASTS TO THE WORLD…AS GOD INTENDED!”
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MAN YOU ARE A MESS…”
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Let me set you free.
**unbuttons Thick’s blouse…**
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**shouting to the women**
IT IS SOCIETY THAT CONDITIONS YOU TO HIDE YOUR BREASTS AND AZZES! I SAY TO SOCIETY ‘HELL NO!’ FREE YOUR BREASTS TO THE WORLD…AS GOD INTENDED
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Ladies, MAN has a point…actually one of the easiest breast cancer prevention methods…are to allow you breast to breathe….unloosen those bras, unleash those binding shirts and let Josie and Jody fly above!!….you should also include the rubbing of the breast..so the next time your man randomly flicks a nipple or tweaks the titties…don’t slap his hand…he is helping you…THIS AS BEEN and UNAUTHORIZED MEDICAL MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
COCOA…YOU GOT TO MAAM…WE AVOID E-BEEF…TO MUCH WASTED ENERGY…#NO SHADE..
NOPE (They all GOT GHOST on Her) and the MAJORITY of them was trying to HOLLA AT ME behind her back… I TOLD her and OF COURSE she didn’t believe Me (Go Figure…)
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If that’s the case maybe you are better off without her cuz I couldn’t think my man was lying if he said something like that
@Man… (Comment 600)
… 
OK I Gotcha (Being Funny)
Catches A KISS out of the AIR from The Woman that makes me feel Warm-n-Tingly INSIDE (ALL of the TIME)…
Hey BOO 
Yall so crazy
@MAN..AS LONG AS YOU PINCH THE NIPPLE
#TEAMPAINISPLEASURE
@GG THATS EVERY NIGHT HONEY..CAN SLEEP WIT A BRA ON… PLUS THE OTHER STUFF TOO.
@Thick
I’m a sucker for a nice soft rack *licks lips*
I think I need tit rehab or something
I would give you a lil more effort cause I know you got some azz. But, I’d have you tryin to leave that puzzy to me in your “last will and testament” you’d want to give me that thang so bad.
“I bequeath upon Man, I just don’t care™, my vagina, for him to use as he sees fit and with out limitations…”-Krysi J
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Saggy and all, I’ll take ’em
*hurry up and grab it before my real boo ELOVE sees us*
STR8 IF THEY SAGGIN IN THE BRA THATS NOT CUTE…GOTTA HAVE THE GIRLS UP AND READY FOR YOU TO PINCH AND FONDLE
PSST..THATS MY AREA..
LET ME STOP CAUSE I AM STILL YOUNG AND DONT WANNA BE LABELED.
LET ME STOP CAUSE I AM STILL YOUNG AND DONT WANNA BE LABELED.
Lying bish 
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*rubs eyes and jumps up and down like a kid in a candy store*
you gets direct love hun.
ELOVE dont catch nothing in the air boo
SWOONS
FALLING ON THE FLOOR
at @Thickness (Comment #612) and @Krysi (Comment #614) Str8Cpt (Comment #601 & #613) 
I CAN’T BREATHE !!!!!
ELove says:
@Choco @mirs @Free
NOPE (They all GOT GHOST on Her) and the MAJORITY of them was trying to HOLLA AT ME behind her back… I TOLD her and OF COURSE she didn’t believe Me (Go Figure…)
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#dumbbroad
co-sign @ Mirs he should be glad he’s rid of her!
Bye folks
Make it a great night
I forgot to tell you that you were wrong for that damn link of yours!
*STICKS MIDDLE FINGER @ CHOCO* I HATE LABELS
TOO SORE FROM LAST NIGHT…SIKE
@King
@Thick
You gonna get labeled on here cuz you know how we all know one another personally feel me!
@KRYSI J
“I would give you a lil more effort cause I know you got some azz. But, I’d have you tryin to leave that puzzy to me in your “last will and testament” you’d want to give me that thang so bad.
“I bequeath upon Man, I just don’t care™, my vagina, for him to use as he sees fit and with out limitations…”-Krysi J
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You wouldn’t do a dayum thang. You would be havin fun wit a nigga and chit and next thing you know I’d be bouncin on top of you
That’s how it goes.
Don’t worry, I wouldn’t dog you out or nothing.
I’m almost afraid to comment…You guys have been ruthless this week
#TEAMIDONTGIVEAFU_CKCAUSEYOUDONTKNOWME
BESIDES I DIDNT SPEAK OF ANYTHING VULGAR
HEY MY LUSCIOUS BFF
AND A SMACK ON THE ASS
@HONEY DROP
speak yo mind.
hrm…does my name have a link on it now? test test
#TEAMIDONTGIVEAFU_CKCAUSEYOUDONTKNOWME
#youknowiwasbeingsarcastic 
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@Honey
Girl do you no one in here can tell you what to do or how to act except Sandra – it’s petty ppl who think they are above us all that try it but just give it right back to them…
coo that shit works..just figured it out (i’m a little slow)
YES ACE
Hey Girrrrrrrl
@MISS
“BUT……@ MAN
*hurry up and grab it before my real boo ELOVE sees us*”
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Yeah, I can’t let Krysi catch me either!
**feelin all over Miss H**
@Ace
Nosey me clicked on your link so you have that song up there for your lady friends
Yeah…
they don’t make baby makin music like this anymore…
How do you do a link? I want to do one now.
sorry phone was ringing and i was fast typing…
i meant to say I havent heard a nice baby makin song like this in a while i meant to say…
Yeah that’s pretty hot!
*opens self up for MAN to feel over me dont forget the nipple boo*
Ya’ll crazy as hail!
at all of the above
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
How do you do a link? I want to do one now.
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I’m scared of the sh!t you gon be linkin.
@CFREE
It went north south east and west in here today but ain’t nuthin new
It’s just that maybe there is a large age range here, which may cause a lot of misunderstandings. I’m not understanding the personal attacks, and referencing of One’s age as it relates to having adult conversations, perhaps??? :/
@Honey
You won’t understand it and don’t try to I get targeted a lot on here that’s y I have now dubbed said repeat offenders my fan club just ignore the negative and don’t let it affect – cuz it affect me
Ace says:
sorry phone was ringing and i was fast typing…
i meant to say I havent heard a nice baby makin song like this in a while i meant to say…
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I don’t like that song, because it starts off like another song from back in the day, and I get pi$$ed when I realize that it isn’t, then get pi$$ed of again when I remember it’s “long hair don’t care Lloyd”.
@MIRS
“How do you do a link? I want to do one now.
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I’m scared of the sh!t you gon be linkin.”
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Educational links.
It don’t affect me : )
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…..
My point, exactly…
But really Heaven is a LOOSER and I don’t know if she’s new or not but the bish really stalks me!
@MIRS
“How do you do a link? I want to do one now.
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I’m scared of the sh!t you gon be linkin.”
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Educational links.
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BULL-CHIT!
trol·lop? ?/?tr?l?p/ Show Spelled
[trol-uhp] Show IPA
–noun
1. an immoral or promiscuous woman, esp. a prostitute.
2. an untidy or slovenly woman; slattern.
Nah, Boo..not me.
…
I 
Aye. This chit here? Did that catch my eye cause I 
words or what? Let me go read… I am dying…
Pycho stalker fan is back I’m out guyz
he is helping you…THIS AS BEEN and UNAUTHORIZED MEDICAL MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
#late BUT I DONT GIVE A’FLUCK. This chit here
I can’t believe NO ONE showed me how to do a link.
And here I thought this “trollop” was misspelling the words because curse swords get blanked out!
I take it you meant LOSER… LOOSER is more suited for you..I beleive. Ignoramus!
You’re an embarassment…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“How do you do a link? I want to do one now.
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I’m scared of the sh!t you gon be linkin.”
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Educational links.
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I bet.
@cHOCO, it doesn’t affect me neither, but one day I could be having an effed up day, and somebody may just set it off, feel me
@KINGSTON
BULL-CHIT
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That hurt my feelings a lil bit.
Ayyyyyyy
@ that chit on Str8’s link OMG OMG
#wheretheydothatat :/
#thataintmycousin….Flo?
Sigh.
@ Man,
Click on where it says “logged in as….” at the bottom, find a link & paste it into the ‘website’ box. & try not to be too gross with ’em.
OutsidetheBox says:
Ayyyyyyy @ that chit on Str8’s link OMG OMG
#wheretheydothatat
#thataintmycousin….Flo?
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so now we talkin bout lettin boobs breathe? lol
“..and somebody may just set it off, feel me..”
*hands Dropp some emotes*
The bullets rubber. Dont worry bout it; do ya thang.
*T.I. voice of course*
kingstonn says:
Sigh.
@ Man,
Click on where it says “logged in as….” at the bottom, find a link & paste it into the ‘website’ box. & try not to be too gross with ‘em.
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You just had to tell his azz, huh???
*looks at Kingstonn* Tomorrow we gonna talk about believing everything ppl type and being gullible… *looks over glasses* You’ll be on time, yes?
You wouldn’t do a dayum thang. You would be havin fun wit a nigga and chit and next thing you know I’d be bouncin on top of you
That’s how it goes.
Don’t worry, I wouldn’t dog you out or nothing.
FOLLOWED BY THIS:
Yeah, I can’t let Krysi catch me either!
**feelin all over Miss H**
#NuffSAid
BUT YOU STILL MY BOOOooooo!!! 
@ mirs, after a personal argument in my head, the result was just fxck it.
i’m bored.
@CANDI
“so now we talkin bout lettin boobs breathe? lol”
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I just want to liberate women and set them free from society’s grasp.
@Mirs so you saying that’s couldnt be Flo’s cousin? Okay so *elephant memory* isnt your husband mixed…?
DISCLAIMER FOR THE 1st WIVES CLUB: JUST KIDDING ALL IN FUN .
@man i see, and fondle the liberated boobs in the meanwhile huh
OutsidetheBox says:
“..and somebody may just set it off, feel me..”
*hands Dropp some emotes*
The bullets rubber. Dont worry bout it; do ya thang. *T.I. voice of course*
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GOTCHA
@CANDI
”
“i see, and fondle the liberated boobs in the meanwhile huh?
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Yes. I loathe breast cancer and do all I can to thwart it.
When was your last check up again?
#gentleman
get back to ur other exams, i got this
*lets em spring forth and sings en vogue* no ur never gonna get it, never never gonna get it
OutsidetheBox says:
@Mirs so you saying that’s couldnt be Flo’s cousin? Okay so *elephant memory* isnt your husband mixed…?
DISCLAIMER FOR THE 1st WIVES CLUB: JUST KIDDING ALL IN FUN .
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*whispers* When people bring up ish, I use my, “Post Pregnancy Memory Loss Syndrome” excuse on em.
Yeah, my boo is mixed. So that’s either Flo’s cousin, or my long-lost sister-in-law
@CANDI
“get back to ur other exams, i got this
*lets em spring forth and sings en vogue* no ur never gonna get it, never never gonna get it
”
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I just want to help… let ME help YOU.
“Comes in handy, don’t it?” And I ALWAYS hear: why you bringing up old chit?”
@KRYSI J
” BUT YOU STILL MY BOOOooooo!!! :hugs: ”
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE YOU DO!
:hugs: **azz grab**
MIRS PIC ONE..FLO COOL PEEPS…
MIRS YOU GOT MAIL
mmm hmm i don’t trust creole men
so now that i’ve devoured this brownie (i was fat and sprinkled powdered sugar on top) i feel like just laying on the couch all night :/ but i need to wash my hair. it takes toooo much to effort for me. i wish i had a personal stylist like sheree
OutsidetheBox says:
“Comes in handy, don’t it?” And I ALWAYS hear: why you bringing up old chit?”
Dont you like her hair? Wait, give her to Rat stacks! They have an affinty for fancy hair????
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Speakin of fancy, me and the kids went shopping with their God-Mom, and she tried on a pair of glasses, and says, “How these look?” Before I could respond, my baby says, “Oh you fancy, huh???
@QTB
I’ve BEEN waiting for YOU to rattle off that list of things other than the TYPICAL “You’re Beautiful”
And is “Juicy GOT THEM CRAZY” on that list Honey-Boo ?!!?
@CANDI B FLY
”
“mmm hmm i don’t trust creole men
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**still mesmerized at Candi lettin swing!**
“huh? Creole? Um… yeah. I’m only partially creole so I can be partially trusted.”
i hope i didn’t give u a black eye in the process Man
@CANDI
“i hope i didn’t give u a black eye in the process Man”
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Don’t worry. It was a pleasure.
“…i wish i had a personal stylist like sheree…”
*Squeak from Color Purple voice* You aint noything but a fat heifer!
(and just kidding too) but you wrong for those 
after that line! 
I hate washing my hair too though. I’m 24hrs over due.
Me three @ OTB & Candi. Takes too long to wash, then condition, then dry & then by that time, I don’t even want to think about Flat Ironing.
what?! sheree is a celebrity whom excepts her dates to google her beforehand
i guess the washing isn’t the part i hate. it’s the blow drying and straightening part. i miss yasin. he gets my hair straight. i’m like how i’m using this round brush and i still look like diana ross
@OTB
Are YOU Ignoring Me…
“Before I could respond, my baby says, “Oh you fancy, huh???”
From the mouth of babes!
*purses lips* Hey E. And you know the list is deep but shallow, warm and taunt…moist and responsive…wait N/M..THE LIST?!?! Not the…
OutsidetheBox says:
“Before I could respond, my baby says, “Oh you fancy, huh???” From the mouth of babes!
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I get nervous whenever he fixes his mouth to talk.
Told my sisters about the dogs “hunkin” (humpin). We both damn near choked. 
GOTCHA !!!
OutsidetheBox says:
So the old Black lady shot a bad ass 12yo DIDNT KILL HIM and there is uproar from OUR community after this little “angel” has harassed the old ass woman, hit her with stones, lit her trash can on fire, threw bricks thru her window….after a year she finally shot his ass…and we mad…?
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Thank God she didn’t kill him. But she shoulda shot his momma’s azz.
Where was his mom anyway.
Why was a 12 y/o harassing an old lady?
He was just bad @Kingg
OutsidetheBox says:
He’s one of those kids…with a past and chit so mama prolly at the club or cracked out or dead who knows with these kids!
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Knowing how some of these parents get down, her azz was prolly throwin rocks at the old lady with his lil azz. :/
Mirs…go in the other post… *im headed home* I just want you to get a coupla laughs at my expense.