Are you sitting down? I think the following news might devastate some of you delusional CB Stans. I don’t want you to pass out and bump your heads on the way down to the floor.
Yesterday, I received an email from a loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous. The reader identified the “boy” standing with convicted woman beater chris brown in yesterday’s Celebs Out & About Post as a girl.
In all of the pictures taken outside the hotel, chris and the person I assumed was a boy, appear to be attached at the hip. brown does not leave her side.
The reader also stated that the two are secretly dating (!!), and that her hair is up in pins because they just left their NY hotel room together to catch a limo ride to the airport. Supposedly, chris doesn’t want it to get out that he’s dating such a rough looking chick. But my loyal reader tells me it’s true love!
That would make sense, especially when you consider that brown has been looking extra zesty lately, wearing his girlfriend’s Capri’s and other feminine articles of clothing.
Despite all appearances, the 21-year-old, who calls herself “Moe,” probably short for Monique, includes the phrase “No Homo” on her various social networking pages — as if to stress that she isn’t a lesbian.
Her Myspace and Twitter pages have been recently scrubbed clean of all pics of chris brown — even though they are obviously close.
On her Myspace page, Moe had a pic of Rihanna with the words “ON DA D*CK.”
But my loyal reader says that “Moe” is in fact a lesbian. The word my reader used to describe Moe was “butch.”
She does in fact, look like a cute tranny when she is cleaned up. But maybe that’s what brown is into these days?
So does this mean that all of those recent paparazzi shots of convicted woman beater chris brown frolicking in the surf with hawt bodied chicks were staged to throw us off the real story?
