HIDE YOUR WIVES, HIDE YOUR KIDS; LIL WAYNE IS FREE

I think ghetto birds and hood rats and chit are the only hoes drawn to the Gremlin. The ONLY real woman he’s been with was Toya and we all know she is WAY too classy for this turd.

I bet Baby from Cash Money can’t be more elated about his “son” getting out. He got the vaseline and er’thang ready.

@OHONEY
“Where was Memphitz and how did he feel about that??”
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Prolly somewhere trapped in that all that grease he puts in his hair.

@ACE
“rumor has it T.I. paided a Male Porn Star to have sex with Tiny while he watched.”
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T.I. musta went dayum near bankrupt payin some nigga to fluck Petunia.

@GG
“Steps on how to COAX two Woman to Join you in a Threesome

Step 1: Select your primary girl: the primary girl is that girl that will be the co-star (you know the one that gets’ ate first)

Step 2: Let your primary girl select the secondary..after all what does it matter to you…however…studies have shown…that the primary can be guided into selecting a girl of your type over a girl of her type…but again…what does that matter to you?

Step 3: This is what we call IMPLIED I HAD NO IDEA YOU WANTED ME TO DO IT FOR REAL…so even though everyone knows very well what they are there for….try not to let your eagerness rush you through the event. MEANING: don’t walk into the room and say..OKAY last one butt naked is a rotten egg. ….KEEP YOUR COOL

Step 3: YES WINE AND DINE BOTH YOUNG LADIES!! i know I know…it’s hard…but you are creating a team unit at this point….Be charming…take both ladies out so that they can get to know each other…keep the attention between the two balanced…(you don’t want either girl to have a green eyed monster moment..this will affect your hard-on significantly)

Step 4: Set the scene….in the back of your impala a GOOD THREESOME it does not make….so this may mean a nice investment in a neutral environment (I.E. Hotel, or your Homeboy’s crib)…the neutral environment also saves you from any future home invasions by girl 1 or girl 2.

Step 5: LIQUOR and MARYJANE paves the WAY (Imjustsayn)
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CO-SIGN!!! Don’t forget that you have to give the impression that this will just between yall and you won’t tell anyone and chit.

And that it wasn’t “planned”…

@OHONEY

Tell us of your experience!!!
**sits down Indian Style**

Was the other girl hot?
Who who first?

@CHARBEE
“THEY HAVE TO BE THICK NOT ((((FAT)))), NICE BIG BOOTAYS AND SMALL BREASTS LIKE MINES . I AM TAKING HIM TO MIAMI…I WANNA FIND SOMEONE THERE AND LEAVE THEM THERE!!!!!!!!!”
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Does he know you like women as well?
How long have you guys been married?

Why not have like a local female that can join yall’s relationship? You know, as an occasionally “sex toy” or what not.

@CHARBEE
“OH AND I AM NOT EATING NO PUZZZZAY. I’D RATHER SUCK MY OWN JUICES……….”
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YOU HAVE TOO! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT!
Lick on that good good then get the wood wood.

@CHARBEE
“I WONDER IF WHAT HE’D SAY IF I ASKED FOR 2 MEN…………….”
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You know if he agrees to that he’s gay right?

@MS. THICKNESS
“I DONT THINK SHE WANTS A STEADY RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE…SHE JUST WANNA HAVE A THREESOME TO SAY SHE DID IT.”
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Naw, I get that part. But there are different kinds of “relationships.” I’m not saying she should be ready to “walk down the aisle” or anything. Just that she will enjoy it and it wouldn’t hurt to have someone they can do it with on the regular where everyone understands.

@MS. THICKNESS
“THATS THE KIND IM TALKING ABOUT…I THINK SHE WANTS A ONE TIME DEAL TYPE OF THING.”
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She THINKS she wants that now. We’ll wait till after she get that good and see what she wants.