These are not my words. These words were written by Blind Items Exposed, a blog that is relunctant to name the stars that they dish about. This particular Blind Item is obviously about Beyoncé. I’m not sure why they didn’t simply name her since everyone knows her attitude is legendary.
She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.
Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a fucking zombie.
Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.
Sandra why you gotta post that pic of her glue showing
But no mention of the Iron burn…?
Shiiiid this could be any one of these r&b hoes…
#NOTabeyoncefan
*Paging Cha Cha* your girl got a post
I know the pic is old, but I still think whoever put that wig on her all fukkd up like should be kicked in the ass.
Got her looking like she got keloid stitches… Damn shame what they did to that girl
:smdh:
#Lacefrontswoes I love you Bey liked cooked food, but this right here
I think this is either troubled actress LiLo or Rhianna.
Sounds like Naomi Campbell to me
At least she has sense enough to put on a good (non diva) face, in public.
aaron says:
I think this is either troubled actress LiLo or Rhianna.
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Or Britney Spears back in the day.
I am so so sorry. But this was Mimi before Nick or the pregnancy.
I am a Mimi fanatic and I bet money this is who this is about.
“She can speak in proper sentences” <——- This sentence proves it's not Beyonce
Wig probably didn’t look so bad until she scrunched up her face like that
And yes, the post could describe a lot of folks…
Maria Carey has been pregnant for 2 years now
Hmmmmmm! I don’t think it’s Bey. Boy, those lacefrount wigs can be hell on weels
Sandra- you couldn’t find ANY better pics of her?! Come on now!
And I seriously DOUBT that she has to be physically supported in the shower and spoon fed unless she’s on some narcotic.
This story sounds like it’s reaching….
Even though this is my girl….this blind item sounds more like Christina Aguilera…
Lacefront*
Really Auntie?
*perplexed*
so did they put makeup over the tape or…… ?
I don’t know about this one, Sandra Mae.
I would say this is more Lady Gaga than Beyonce.
da fuk…..how the hell is the Beyonce. Nevermind
We can make a list of people this could be
1. Fantasia
2. Monica
3. Brandy
4. Mary J
5. Keyshia Cole
6. Rhianna
Wait that use of proper sentences rules many odf them out
that picture is photoshopped1!! That’s my “Bey stan word”!!!
Alot of people on that blog is saying its Ashley Judd??? LOL Yea, where the hell is she anyway?
Yeah ok Sandra
#youneedWAAAAAYmorepeople
REALLY BEYONCE IS A D.I.V.A…DUH
Beyonce got a Centipede on the side of her face!!!!!!!!
I always thought Beyonce was overrated.
@THERAPIST
“We can make a list of people this could be
1. Fantasia
2. Monica
3. Brandy
4. Mary J
5. Keyshia Cole
6. Rhianna
”
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You know all these ladies forming a group called “S.K.A.N.K.Z.” or something like that.
That sounds nothing like Beyonce.
@EB
“Maria Carey has been pregnant for 2 years now ”
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Da Brat got that “Super Sperm.”

*snaps in a z formation*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I always thought Beyonce was overrated.
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Quiet as it’s kept, me too (don’t tell).
Hell this could be about Trey Songs for all we know… I’m surprised you didn’t have a picture of Chris Brown.
Hell this post could be about Tiny or hell Diamond from Crime Mob…
Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why
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This describes pretty much every female you blog about seeing as how you don’t blog about nobody worth a dime… i.e. you said it yesterday who else it there to talk about? Ex: You blog about Beyonce, Ciara, Monica, Ree- Ree when is the last time we read anything about a revelvant singer who was actually making money and not babies, court dates, debt etc…..?
SASO can I give you a strong
for that Gravi? I am crackin up at my desk right now
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@EB
“Maria Carey has been pregnant for 2 years now ”
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Da Brat got that “Super Sperm.”
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If I tell you one more time there is a difference between spit and sperm…
What is that on the side of her head?!?!? Oddly enough that’s how MANY of the worlds biggest celebs are…I’m sure MJ could relate…
Waddap everyone?!
Not a Bey stan but I call bullchit on this.
LOL @ Man “S.K.A.N.K.Z.”…..who is the lead vocalist?
She can speak in proper sentences
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Definately not Bey or Ri for that matter cause I cant understand half the ish she says. Its not Lindsey because the above blind item suggested that she has a job…Hmmmmm
it could be keri, sometimes her handlers dont catch her in enough time before someone snaps a pic of her stumbling at/in somebody’s club.
I agree with Kdub…. this sounds like Mimi. I’ve read prior reports about folks not being able to “talk to her” at certain times. And this sounds like somebody who is hung over/high every morning and we ALL know Mimi likes the Boones Farm bottle…
$10 on Mrs. Nick Cannon
PHRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BFF in my head!
@THERAPIST
“LOL @ Man “S.K.A.N.K.Z.”…..who is the lead vocalist?”
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Mary J. has been Queen of the Hoodrats for about 20 yrs now so she gets the lead.

@SASO
@Man
Mary, Brandy, and Keyshia are OFF limits!!!!!!!!

you guys, i really think this is Trey Songz. or maybe Rihanna. or Mariah. chit, i don’t know who it is.
@DAWN
““Maria Carey has been pregnant for 2 years now ”
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Da Brat got that “Super Sperm.”
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If I tell you one more time there is a difference between spit and sperm
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I’m pretty sure that Da Brat has produced a few babies somehow.
@Therapist Waddap brodie?! I see you joined us today..
<–Headnod!
I don’t think there is a better role model out there that is a successful worldwide artist in the black community like Beyonce and ya’ll stay hating??? She is a married woman, never been arrested for anything, don’t do drugs etc..perfect when it comes to kids looking up to her.
I mean what more could people ask.
Stop hating…it takes you absolutely nowhere in life!
StillASassyOne says:
PHRO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BFF in my head!
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Birds of a feather…..
@SEC of DEF
I spotted our target. Are we playing it nice or rough right now?
LOl, I can so picture this being Whitney Houston!
I couldn’t desl with having to hold up another chic in the damn shower. I mean damn, does she have to wash her a*s too? WTF
@Yso
“Nice…AND Rough” (C. Tina Turner in “WLGTDWI” at the beginning of “Proud Mary”)
@SASSY
“Mary, Brandy, and Keyshia are OFF limits!!!!!!!! ”
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BRANDY??????????
**talkin to self**
“I KNOW this nigga ain’t try to say Brandy “I-look-like-a-cross-between-an-alien-and-an-ostrich-with-a-dead-weeds-for-a-wig” Norwood is “off limits!”
@Bruh
LOL! I love that kitty! Don’t he look PISSED AS HELL?!
Pres.
I “seconded” a motion on your behalf in another post.
We need to vote on voting on.
temp name changes
I still say someone burned the chit out of her with a Curling Iron…
But I’m a man what the hell do i know….
PHRO I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU I MISSED YOU!
IM LEAVIN CUZ OF SASSY’S GRAVI
how come i can tell who didn’t have many friends in high school from what they type?
@Man
I LOVEEEEE Brandy! Always have! I always thought she was cute! Never understood why she got labeled as ugly..especially int eh Moesha days!
@SEC of DEF
That’s EXACTLY who I had in mind.
And is there any other way?
@Brown
What’s wrong with my gravi NOW?! I changed it!
StillASassyOne says:
PHRO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BFF in my head!
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Ha, I read too fast and thought u called him ur BFF in ur hand.. I pictured u giving him a hand job
@Alex Indeed!
@Brown
Besos!
aaron says:
I think this is either troubled actress LiLo or Rhianna.
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I feel you on the LiLo guess. But opportunities are not exactly drying up for Rihanna.
@SASSY
“I LOVEEEEE Brandy! Always have! I always thought she was cute! Never understood why she got labeled as ugly..especially int eh Moesha days!”
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Why are her eyes so far apart?
It’s like they had an argument one day and one of ’em decided to move away.
Sounds like Ciara.
@Yall aka my Rahm E
I musta missed it.
Busy doing presidential chit. <—Not a damn thing
@Dawn
You so nasty! *pats boobs*
Whaddup Phro!!! Yeah I been very busy at work. Chit been HECTIC
@SANDRA
“But opportunities are not exactly drying up for Rihanna.”
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Rihanna doesn’t “dry up” and that’s why she has oppurtunities.

Brandi reminds me of that creature from that “Splice” movie but I still think she’s cute.
@Man
I’d laugh if I didn’t like Brandy so much!! Her eyer are NOT far apart! Everybody else’s are just too damn close together!
@SASO I’m #TeamBrandy too…she can do no wrong in my eyes…
LMAO at Brandy eyes separating. Man you ain’t chit for dat
Brandy reminds me of a Snork! 80’s cartoon…
@Phro, but her eyes are done wrong
@Yall
I remember the Snorks and BRANDY is not one! She is beautiful!
Ya’ll stop talking about my Brandy, dammit!
@Phro
Tell these folks that Brandy is great!
Im not surprised Beyonce always has a blank stare imo and I’ve always thought she was on some type of barbituate – she seems like a Stepford Wife!
@Therapist I feel you bruh! Same here,but I manage while I’m here outside of work is a whole different story
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Why are her eyes so far apart?
It’s like they had an argument one day and one of ‘em decided to move away.
—-
LMAO @ SASO defending Brandy eyes like I defend Beyonce Giselle Knowles.
@Yall
@SASO They about to get
in a minute!
Ummm are’nt Ashanti’s eyes so close together she look she has down syndrome???
Ashanti’s eyes are so close together, when that bish gets a tight ponytail she looks like a Cyclops!
this sounds like lady gaga or ke$ha they look like they got to be draaaggged screaming an kicking to the bathtub
Phro…man I’m trying to manage. We are going through Accrediation and Complaince Monitoring all at the same time. All I’m responsible for. Spring BReak is near and the end of the school year is coming near.
gayyyyyyyyyyy.
I read this was Christina Aguilera 2 weeks ago
@Phro
Wait a minute! I Ashanti too! Her eyes aint too damn close!
@Kingston
I know what you’re referring to!
Behave!
Brandy looks like that new lil alien named “Paul”…..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
“But opportunities are not exactly drying up for Rihanna.”
____________________________________________________________________________
Rihanna doesn’t “dry up” and that’s why she has oppurtunities.
_____
Her opportunities dry up once every 30 days when she gets a vist from her BFF ” The herp”
*like
@Therapist I dig it bruh, we’re dealing with Conversions this way so my days are up and down. A ninja wish we had Spring Break, and summer vacation..I’m in the wrong field my dude!
@Kingstonn
Who Ashanti and Nelly together??
Ashanti’s eyes are so close together she can’t wear glasses so she wears a reading monocle instead.
KDub says:
Brandy looks like that new lil alien named “Paul”…..
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If her and Flo rider had a baby it would look like Suzie from Basketball wives…..
@PHRO HEY SWEETS LIKE THE NEW GRAVI CUUTE
<<<eseheadnod
@TIFF HEY HOT PUZAZAY FUKA
@THE-RAPIST LOVE THE NEW GAVI SEXAY!!!!
@SASO LOL! She cool,but she’s my first target when they attack my faves
Phro…I don’t have summer vacation any longer. I work throughout the summer. BUt no kids and limit teachers are here during that time.
@ Toni who is that in your gravi
@Yso
*faints* BUT I LIKE ASHANTI!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Laker….my spanish mamacita
Hey YSoserious!!!!
@Phro…When they was shaving Ashanti’s unibrow…her left eye got scared and moved towards her ear …only to learn that dayum sideburn that go all the way to her chin was next on the “to be shaved list”…
That ain’t no sideburn…that ish a goatee..all in one.
@YSO OOooooOOOH CHIT LOOKS AT U LIL WALE MERMAID GOT PRESIDENTE
THE THREAT OF SUFFICATING FOLKS TO DEATH WORK…. DO IT BIG!! 
If her and Flo rider had a baby it would look like Suzie from Basketball wives

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Sure this isn’t Tila saigon whore Tequila??
I mean her opportunities are drier than a nun’s cooter.
@Laker Thnx mama!
@YSo Should I get her?!?!? *Chants that jump rope song from “Dont Be a meance”*
@Therapist O’ok that’s a good look…
@KWall That broad so hairy she can’t shave the “wolf puzzy” she needs a weed wacker!
@THE-RAPIST JUST SITTING HERE WIPING THE DROOL OF MY BOTTOM LIP THAT CHEST LOOK SOO NICE ONE PREGUNTA DO U HAVE THAT SEXAY y RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO UR WAKER???
U LOOK SOO FIT I HAD TO ASK THAT IS THE SEXIEST THING TO ME!!
Maybe it’s just me but, I don’t think Brandy’s eyes would look so far apart if she had a bridge to her nose. Looks like there’s just too much empty space between them.
@ sassy
why should i behave? he ain’t checking for my equipment, honey. *snaps*
@SASO You have to choose for all that is fair in love and defending B Rocka!
Hey Therapist!
@Kingstonn
lil alien named paul!
@Choco
<—-Tightly…
@LAker…Yeah I have it. If I don’t watch out it’s gonna turn into a “U”.
That broad so hairy she can’t shave the “wolf puzzy” she needs a weed wacker!
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Have you EVER seen that pic that was around a few years back of her early years…before they got her azz to the wax-ist? I KNOW that hairy azz guhl ran SOME Asian nail shop out of wax the first time she went. KNOW IT. BET.
@Choco….hey LADY, how have u been?
@ phro
you know who i’m talking bout?
@Phro
Thanks for the bear hug!
#grabspeen
@THE-RAPIST AAAWWWW CHIT NOW THAT IS SUPPPPA SEXAY LUKY WHOEVA GETS TO RUN THEY TONGUE THRU THAT :thumbup: #WISHABISHHADACHANCEINHAIL!!
@Therapist
I’ve been good boo thanks and I take all is well with you?
@KINGSTON PURRTY PIC BISH U IS GAWWWWGEOUS!!
Hey Therapist.
<—Your shirt cause it gets lonely tucked in your drawer
:hugs: @ LAKER
Vice-President Queen-City nominated me and I pulled a Dubya and took my rightful place as the President of SRLand.
@Phro
As the president's brother, you can be as ratchet as you want with Secret Service to back you up. So gone head.
@PHRO
“Ummm are’nt Ashanti’s eyes so close together she look she has down syndrome??? ”
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Let us pray
:prays:
“Lord, please give me to strength to forgive Phro for his ignorant remarks regarding my wife, the beautiful and talented Ashanti. Her virginity and pureness in your eyes Lord cannot be blemished by his hateful remarks.
Lord, I know that Phro is bitter about his boo Kelly “The Caucasian’s Man Dyck Cleaner” Hoe-land lack of talent, intelligence, morals and beauty. Give Phro the strength to accept that one day, all of Kelly’s surgeries will complete her transformation from Horse to Woman.
Amen”
@YSO
I hate to rain on your campaign but SR is full of RATCHET ANARCHY since when does CHAOS have a LEADER
@Choco…all is pretty well. Work is HECTIC but i’m maintaining and sustaining. Gonna enjoy this nice weather today tho.
@Lakes…it takes hard work. Bc I like to eat all the wrong types of food and don’t really like to do cardio. Luckily my metabolism hasn’t slowed all the way down
@CHOCO MY BISH HOW U DOING MAMA ((WITH THE HEALTH))
lol @Man
LOL @ YSO it’s dressed down day at work today. My shirt not tuck lol
Lord, please give me to strength to forgive Phro for his ignorant remarks regarding my wife, the beautiful and talented Ashanti. Her virginity and pureness in your eyes Lord cannot be blemished by his hateful remarks.
Lord, I know that Phro is bitter about his boo Kelly “The Caucasian’s Man Dyck Cleaner” Hoe-land lack of talent, intelligence, morals and beauty. Give Phro the strength to accept that one day, all of Kelly’s surgeries will complete her transformation from Horse to Woman.
Amen”
TELL HIM AGAIN THATS ME AND NELLY PUZAZAY AND WE SHARE WITH MAN HERE AND THERE U KNOW WHEN SHE WANTS TO GET A LAUGH GIGGLE U KNOW 
________________________________
***PUZAZAY SLAPS U**
Good morning
why didn’t anybody tell me my CAPS was on, I almost cried when I couldn’t log in 
I think this is about Mariah, oh, is it too loate to post on topic??
@Kingstonn I think so too.
complete her transformation from Horse to Woman.

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@ man
you gotta give it to Ashanti. the grooming salon at the Petco really do a great job with her & those tough hard to reach places.
@YSO U APPROVED ME FOR MY GREEN CARD RIGHT???
@Kwall
@Kingstonn I’m afraid so, but I’m staying out of it..
@Choco *rocks and back and forth*
@YSo Indeed!
@Man

@Kingstonn #BOW #BOW #BOW
<—-Flexing
@Choco
Even an asylum needs some one to run it.
And who better that one it it’s very own patients?
@Therapist
Im sooo looking forward to this weekend weather
@Lakes
(knocksonwood) 
The “Real Nigga Party” (RNP) has hearby commenced “Impeachment Proceedings” against YSO for the following indiscretions:
-Incompetence
-Breach of office
-Conduct
-Gluttony
-Homeliness
-Promiscuity
All that vote for impeachment say
AYE
All those that feel for Yso the idiot shouldn’t be in office, say:
NAY
@YSO
Okay but Im sticking to the old rules where we don’t really have any
@MAN
MY VOTE HAS TO BE ON HOLD I WAITING ON YSO RESPONCE A BISH TIRED OF THEM ORANGE FIELDS 
NAAAYYY :hugs: YSO but I like that we are all leaders
Ohhhh YSO is president now
Did I miss the speech?
@KINGSTON
“you gotta give it to Ashanti. the grooming salon at the Petco really do a great job with her & those tough hard to reach places. ”
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My wife’s name won’t be disrespected!
@LAKER
Chit. Fukk a green card. You are my Ambassador to the U.N.
Diplo immunity baby!
Maybe it’s just me but, I don’t think Brandy’s eyes would look so far apart if she had a bridge to her nose. Looks like there’s just too much empty space between them.
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Swear I think Brandy’s eyes being far apart like that is a born defect. And nobody will admit it. She coulda been getting an extra check for it since her momma so bidness savvy.
*rocks and back and forth*
Is this becuz of the peengrab 
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@CHOCO
“All those that feel for Yso the idiot shouldn’t be in office, say:
NAY
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That’s one vote that YSO shouldn’t be in office!
@YSO AWWWW CHIT BISH NOW HOLD UP DO I NEED TO WRITE ANYTHING SPELLING U KNOW
OOOH NO THEN COME ON FLUFFY ITS A FIESTA IN SR LAND!!!!
**IN MY BEST RAMON VOICEFROM HAPPY FEET** DON’T BE NOOO SNOOTY BOOTY!! 
@YSO
I better be getting foodstmps and wic
#illsellthestamps
i say nay.
but thats just cause i dont like being told what to do. #rebel
& because i couldn’t vote in the first place.
#notauscitizen
@Man I vote NEUTRAL!
<—-#ReadingisFUNDAMENTAL
Seems SOMEONE missed this from the other post and while I hate to repeat myself:
Just like the other Teabaggers Party, the RNP are a non-muthaflucking factor when it comes to my administration.
Yup,kinda like a slow grind with a lip bite… #VirginLike
@Kingstonn He got you with it, re-read his posts
@THE-RAPIST I KNOW U A BEY STAND AND A BISH BAD I TELL U SHE BAD BUT ONE PREGUNTA U CAN’T BE A BEY STAND WITHOUT DOING THE SINGLE LADIES DANCE HAVE U DONE IT BEFO??
<<<itriedlooklikethis
LMAO @ KWall
@ Phrozen…You saw that shyt?! Man ain’t slick.
@PHRO
Oh well I won’t grab you down there #VIRGINSBOREME
“She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences.”
Sandra…based on the above 2 sentences, they are definitely not talking about Beyonce. Sorry, but you are wrong on this one.
@ phro
who? wait. whats your email?
I vote naked………..
someone bury me with the dress i had on when i met & hugged Drake
I vote naked………..

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Now, I KNOW somebody ain’t read the rules! Just testing my tolerance up in here puttin up that “orka” as a gravie!
SMH
@KINGSTON WHAAAT???
CHIT BISH NEED RITHM
AND A BEY STAN HAS TO DO THE SINGLE LADIES OR THE OOOH OOOH DANCE 
@Kingstonn I knew dead was coming…smh
Jeff send me the gravi pic pls
NON-MUTHAFLUCKING FACTOR.
You too Dawn????!!!!
I see DICKINMEE is back!!!!!!!!!!!
@YSO
“i say nay.”-Kingston
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That’s two votes that you shouldn’t be in office.

This impeachment will be finalized shortly.
@ tt
we on the same page i see.
Eb says:
“She can speak in proper sentences” <——- This sentence proves it's not Beyonce
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I was thinking the same thing.
But that statmeent excludes alot of chicks…lol
*holds up KEEP YSO IN OFFICE sign*
@DC KIMMIE
What’s been good with you?
@Kingstonn Yuup… After you said it I knew
then SASO 
@LAKER
@BROWN
Please vote
“AYE”
or
“Nay”
Signs will not be counted in the impeachment proceedings.

Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PHRO
“Ummm are’nt Ashanti’s eyes so close together she look she has down syndrome??? ”
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Let us pray
“Lord, please give me to strength to forgive Phro for his ignorant remarks regarding my wife, the beautiful and talented Ashanti. Her virginity and pureness in your eyes Lord cannot be blemished by his hateful remarks.
Lord, I know that Phro is bitter about his boo Kelly “The Caucasian’s Man Dyck Cleaner” Hoe-land lack of talent, intelligence, morals and beauty. Give Phro the strength to accept that one day, all of Kelly’s surgeries will complete her transformation from Horse to Woman.
Amen”
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*holds up KEEP YSO IN OFFICE sign*
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Since I have been (since I been here on this blog for 50-11 years)
Kwallace
Kwallace577
KWall
Got Jokes
KDub
Do I get to vote for YSO under alllll those names?
@YSO SINCE U USING EVELINS WORDS DOES THAT MAKE ME JEN CUZ IF SO IM A FUKN NAY
NO WAY IN HAIL U SEE ME IN THEM CONTACT AND TIGHT AZZ HEELS SCRATCHING THE CEMENT WITH TOES 
@KDUB
“Do I get to vote for YSO under alllll those names?”
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Yes. Please vote. See rules under comment 149.
yes KDUB you do and anyone that tries to take her outta office will be gutted like a fckin fish
I don’t watch that chit so no.
@KDub
I think I just found my new Attorney General.
@BROWN HOLD UP IS YSO RELATED TO CASTRO YALL THREATING NOW OOOOH CHIT NOW
<<<scared
@YSO NEVA MIND IM ON BOARD
@LUSCIOUS
I haven’t forgotten about you. What position would you like?
So far, we have:
Nays: 2
Ayes: 0
Laker in the words of Malcom X, By Any Means Necesary!
So we will keep YSO in office
@YSO U THINK IM PLAYING JEN AND HER DRIED AZZ LIPS TOO ALL THAT LIPSTIK CANT HIDE IT AND I SWEAR THEM FUKN CONTACTS I WANT TO SNATCH FROM HER SLOWW AZZ!!
@YSO
“I haven’t forgotten about you. What position would you like? ”
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Brown is currently appointed to the Doggystyle posisiton by the RNP chairman (me). It’s a lifetime appointment.

@BROWN CHIT IN THAT CASE IM WERE THE DINERO AND POWER IS
@MAN
Where’s my Secretary of Defense when I need her.
I need someone “accidentally” shot in the face. Possibly the groin as well.
@Kingstonn
Not fooling with you all on #THAT…
@Choco I assure you it’s a very experienced Grind you’d be surprised I’m so PURE…
@Dimpz Yeah I saw it
@ LAkes….Sorry nope neva done the SIngle Ladies dance. lom. Not that type of Bey Stand.
and FYI…nothing is above my head. Just not responding to the foolishness. Keep it going tho it’s entertaining
Brown is curently not insterested in what Manchild has to say.
Brown doesn’t do small dycks or men who can’t last so you know good and damn well you dont qualify
*Vacuums innocent corner preparing for @Candi’s return from NYC with our new shiny Halo’s from Fulton Steet*
Brown is currently appointed to the Doggystyle posisiton by the RNP chairman (me). It’s a lifetime appointment.
SMDH
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@PHRO
that’s wassup then #GRINDINGREALHARDWITHSERIOUSFACE 
@YSO
“Where’s my Secretary of Defense when I need her.
I need someone “accidentally” shot in the face. Possibly the groin as well”
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RNP for life.

@THE-RAPIST AWW CHIT I THOUGHT I WAS GON GET A LESSON WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I THOUGHT I HAD IT UNTIL I SAW MYSEFL DOING IT…. AND LETS JUST SAY IT WAS A WHOLE DIFERENTE DANCE
I AINT GOT A BIG DONK TO DO THE OOOH OOOH EITHA!! 
That doesn’t sound anything like Beyonce. They are talking about someone with severe substance abuse problems. I have no idea who it could be beyond Mariah or Courtney Love or someone like that.
Beyonce does have a substance abuse problem imo – SHE IS ALWAYS with BLANK AZZ STARE!
@Lakes….just believe the donk is there….it will come.
I’m not that much of a dancer…PERIOD…unless I’ve had a few drinks
President YSoSerious says:
Where’s my Secretary of Defense when I need her.
I need someone “accidentally” shot in the face. Possibly the groin as well
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you need them cut from top to bottom so they way they can see their instines hangin out watch themselves die or so you need their penus sliced open from the head to the sacks????
@BROWN
“Brown is curently not insterested in what Manchild has to say.
Brown doesn’t do small dycks or men who can’t last so you know good and damn well you dont qualify”
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When I’m inside you, you’re going to wonder what made you wait so long.
@THE-RAPIST OOOH YES SIR LET ME GET SOME SHOTS IN ME BISH BE THINKING SHE MIKE
AND BE DANCING AS STIFF AS FUKN KIM K 
@LUSCIOUS
You can be my Jack Bauer.
And I do approve of torture when it comes to certain enemy combatants.
LMAO @ Lakes!! You are a big deal…even if it’s in your own head.
@Brown

Niccah Please! You’ll never get the chance to be inside me! As I told you before I wouldnt even fck you with Supahead’s puzzy
@LUSCIOUS
See. I knew I would find the right position for you. Jackee Bauer it is.
Awesome please know that you will never be the enemy!
@Choco
On the leg too… #ThenIhitmyDougie
<–DOUGIE!
@THE-RAPIST OOOKAAAY!! IM MY CAVEZA IM BREAAAKING IT DOOOOOOWN!! IN REAL VIDA IM FUKN IT UP
ATLEAST I DON’T DO LIKE MY BFF SHE GETS SO DRUNK AT FIRST SHE CRUNK THEN SHE SQUATS AND STAYS DOWN THERE CUZ SHE CANT GET UP AND SHE BE SAYING “BISH I WAS SCRUBIN THE GROUND!!”
YEAH OKIE!!
@Phro
You make me think of the crazy chit you say I even tell my daughters sometimes – I told her about DOS, UNO TRES
YSO
I could slice them in the thigh and watch them bleed to death or even better…. I could cut off their dyck and sacks and shove the dyck up their azz and stuff the sacks in their mouth!
#heretohelp
@Lolita
I know you serious 
DAMN
@LOLITA <<<CUZUONFUEGO!! U DAAAAAANGEOURS MAAAAN!!!
@BROWN
“Niccah Please! You’ll never get the chance to be inside me! As I told you before I wouldnt even fck you with Supahead’s puzzy”
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We’ll see.
(hers is condemned)
And Ima be in YO’ puzzy, not Supahead’s.
@Sandra…
I’ve had a rough 24 hours (a mexican who wanted to talk SHYT in spanish hit my brand new mercedes and my truck that my daughter drives was broken into last night and they stole ALL her SHYT (e.g., laptop and two suitcases worth of clothes because she came home from spring break and was too damn lazy to unpack the truck….*venting*) but GOD IS GOOD…and opening up your website and seeing that picture and whatever that is growing from her hairline made me laugh…thank you for that!
I now will digress and read whatever the story is about… just had to vent somewhere
@Choco
That’s wassup!!!
*Tries to mentally WILL the clock to say 3:30 *Come on big money,big money,BIG MONEY!!!!!
Choco I’m just merely offering suggestions
#teamhumble
@CHOCO SHE SSSSCARED A BISH IF SHE DO THAT TO A D!CK WHAT WOULD SHE DO TO A CUCAT?? **CLUTCHESCHOCOANDMYPEARLS**
@BROWN
<<<<<<<<YOU
@ #226 Oh dear….
@Lakes
Somehow I think she would only do that to Man’s dyck!
Desperation………not a good look
@PHRO **HOLDSURPEENINHANDEVERSOGENTLY** ITS KAY HONEY SHE WONT GET U…. HELLO U CAN COME BACK OUT!!
@CHOCO OOH OK NICE TOO KNOW SHE WORK FOR THE MILITARY RIGHT??? **TRYS TO FIND ANOTHER REASON TO CLUTCH CHOCO PEARLS** SO SHE CAN MAKE PEOPLE DISAPEAR LIKE IN TAKEN……. GOOD LUK!! <<INMYRUSSIANVOICE
GOOD LUK!! <<INMYRUSSIANVOICE
RANDOM AS HAIL
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@LAKER
“GOOD LUK!! <<INMYRUSSIANVOICE"
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That movie was the chit.
“I don’t have money, but I do have a particular set of skills…”
@Laker Thnx mama’s!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Lakes
Somehow I think she would only do that to Man’s dyck!
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Choco i work for the President so if she tells me she needs the bag em and tag em special then I simply do my job
@Laker
“In my russian voice”
Phro you’re safe hun
Sounds like AMY WINEHOUSE
@Lolita
NO PRESIDENT ON SR
Okay well if she order you my way think twice
“HEY A FRIEDN WROTE THIS FOR ME CAN U TRANSLATE…..” **THINKS TO SELF DON’T DO IT HE GON GET U BISH!!**
RUSSIAN GUY GIGGLES “GOOD LUK…”
BAM BAM BAM!!!! **U GOT KNOCK THE FUK OUT!!!**<<CHRISTUCKERVOICE
SHOUT OUTS TO @THERAPIST
<<< U what kinda whistle 
Afternoon folks, whats craka lackN
@PHRO **RUBS UR PEEN LIKE THE GUY IN 101 DALMATION WHEN THE PUPPY WAS SUPOSE TO BE DEAD** NO PROBLEM SEE HERE HE COMES THERE U GOO BUUUDY!!
FREEEEEEEEEE
@CFREE ITS MARRRRRGARRRITA NIGHT
Audacious2 says:
Sounds like AMY WINEHOUSE
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SAME thing I thought Audacious. Same exact thing.
(sends Jackee Bauer a list)
You know what to do.
Tic toc CHOC CHOC wat up mama
Free Not a damn thing boo
@LAKER please dont make mention of MARGARITA’S had 2 patron magarita’s last nite and 3 shots of patron on the side. #YTBOIWASTED
patron magarita’s last nite and 3 shots of patron on the side.
DAMN patron sneaks up on me everytime
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Eb says:
“She can speak in proper sentences” <——- This sentence proves it's not Beyonce
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Hey CFree
StillASassyOne says:
Sandra- you couldn’t find ANY better pics of her?! Come on now!
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That happens to be my favorite pic of Beyonce.
@Brown
@Laker
CHOCO Me+Patron=
good times good times 
kingstonn says:
*perplexed*
so did they put makeup over the tape or…… ?
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@CFREE

@CFree Waddap babes??
Carrington says:
I don’t know about this one, Sandra Mae.
I would say this is more Lady Gaga than Beyonce.
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I doubt Gaga’s opportunities have dried up like Beyonce’s has.
Dawn says:
This describes pretty much every female you blog about seeing as how you don’t blog about nobody worth a dime…
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Who’s worth a dime Dawn?
Welp…. lol
With Auntie San
@therapist, hugs on your abs
Phrozen hey there stud muffin
@CFree I’m coolin love, ret to go 1 hour and counting!!
Couldnt be Beyonce.. she cant speak in “proper sentences” – issue solved! NEXT!!
Sandra Rose says:
Dawn says:
This describes pretty much every female you blog about seeing as how you don’t blog about nobody worth a dime…
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Who’s worth a dime Dawn?
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Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it.
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This too proves its not beyonce.. we;ve seen her on vacation with Jay.. she didnt look like she needed a handler to help her.. and most times, she still had bed clothes on..
#NOTBEYONCE
My niece is a back-up dancer who toured with so many singers. I asked her about Beyonce, she said “she is very nice and extremely professional.
Hey Brownnnnnnnnnnn and @Man I’m good. I see you are still on ass patrol
First of all what is going on with the side of Bey face? Secondly it sounds like Ciara.
Eb says:
“She can speak in proper sentences” <——- This sentence proves it's not Beyonce
Eb says:
“She can speak in proper sentences” <——- This sentence proves it's not Beyonce
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YES! My thoughts exactly.

Back on the Beyonce thing huh
*break from my morning coffee*
I LOVE YOU BEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY GIRL! If some of these singers could SANG like that, their lace fronts would be coming unglued too! EMBRACE IT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!