There’s a bizarre twist in the tragic delayed development case of 4-year-old Suri Cruise. Suri is the spawn of megastars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who is often photographed sucking a pacifier (a sure sign of delayed development).
These pictures were brought to my attention yesterday by my Twitter pal Zeralyn. It seems Suri has a sweet tooth for penis shaped gummie bears(!)
I had no clue such x-rated candy existed until Suri zeroed in on the box and started snacking on the peen shaped confections.
I can’t decide if I’m horrified or tickled to death over these pics. But I’ll let Zeralyn tell you more since children are off limits on this blog:
Now I understand that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are Scientologists so their understanding and thinking about raising children are very strange, but really your daughter has bachelorette party favors as a snack?
This is something I expect from Supahead…Teach your daughters to gobble the dick early. But, im going to let this slide only because I pray that they are teaching her the difference in male and female anatomy.
Surely there might be better options, however considering that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s daughter/son is confused maybe a play date isn’t the best option.
I say let her eat the fruit snacks, lets just hope shes able to count them unlike Will and Jada Smith’s youngest Willow..
