Donald Trump is waving the white flag to signal the end of his run for presidency in 2012.
Our own Stephanie Wash (ABC News reporter and longtime Sandrarose.com member) broke the scoop first on Twitter.com. Who would have thought that U.S. President Barack Obama’s calculated chess move (killing Osama) would be the death blow to the Donald’s presidential aspirations?
Oh, and Mike Huckabee (my personal favorite) isn’t running either. What a shame.
At that “Matrix” pic of Obama!
we know that well the informed taxpayer knew. This is nothing but a distraction from all the foolery thats going on in politics. pay attention we are #losing
and when I say we its us versus them
Good!
in other breakin news
I’m ready to
Sandra you really took him seriously? Really?
chocking on my green tea @ that Obama pic
#TeamObama!
Who would have voted for Donald Trump anyway? He has yet to admit to himself that his hair only grows from one part of his head….imagine what he’d keep from us
Hey Everybody!!!
I just going to lurk… until the NEOBAMA pic
SANDY SANDY SANDY!!!
Trump knew he wasn’t going to win, when he heard that his Celebrity show could go on w/out him, it scared him. The thought of somone else hosting Celebrity Apprentice made him rethink his bid for the White House. What a loser. LOL.
I know that dumb box of rocks ho is not running!
Sandy u’s a fool for that Obama pic
heeyyyy WUT
CivilEngineer says:
@ that Obama photoshop!
Who would have voted for Donald Trump anyway? He has yet to admit to himself that his hair only grows from one part of his head….imagine what he’d keep from us
OMG SO FRIGGIN TRUE!!! 
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HEY C FREEK A LEEK good moanin cuteness
CFREEEEEE!!!!
*Runs upto CFree like Miss Celie*
What’s up with you!
Cha Chillin says:
she said NeOBAMA WUT… why are you still hiding
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I think I will be hiding until Jerry Springer Dies and they never do a rerun or until my money for facial reconstruction comes in…..
Obama took the red pill? Wait till them teaparty folks hear about this………..
Hey everyone!
I’m glad he’s not running, I couldn’t imagine him trying to take care of the country’s budget when he’s filed bankruptcy so many times….that would be a SERIOUS recession for your arse, worse than the last one
that Obama as Neo is clowning!!! Hey Cha
just say your message to me fromthe other post. My gravi chick is a fool! It’s like a whole outfit of blonde weave lol
LUV the Obama (NEO) pic !!!
@Wut-Wut
IS that Paper-Bag Individual ACTUALLY Squinting His EYEZ ?!!?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
”
“I’m ready to
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You called for me?
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LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
no i didn’t
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LOLOL!
no i didn’t
@CHA CHA CHANG A LANG!!!! sup bay
@WUT, whr u been sug i been miss ya
@cha cha – chick/dude looks fierce in that gravi of urs *sniggles*
Awesome
sup
WOW… I’ve REALLY BEEN M-I-A for a Minute !!!
Whaddup Though HOTT Cha Cha
(Didn’t know you changed your Screen Name BABY…)
donald trump(lol I just Chris Browned him) was never running he just made all that noise for publicty. If ya’ll couldnt see that shame on you.
ELove says:
LUV the Obama (NEO) pic !!!
@Wut-Wut
Yes, I couldn’t fit my glasses over the bag… 
IS that Paper-Bag Individual ACTUALLY Squinting His EYEZ ?!!?
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LMAO @ that picture of Trump!!!! CLASSIC! I’m kinda mad Huckabee isn’t running either Auntie. He was the only Republican in the last race that I could kinda sorta get behind. DAH WELP! Obama for President 2012!!
…I didn’t really take him seriously!
@WUT, whr u been sug i been miss ya
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Umm working and chit… working on a new database for my team…
Note to self:
Don’t put chit on yo resume you hate fluckin doing!!!
I like Ron PAul
Come on Jesse, now is REALLY your time.
CivilEngineer says:
Who would have voted for Donald Trump anyway? He has yet to admit to himself that his hair only grows from one part of his head….imagine what he’d keep from us
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LOL!
Jesse ????
Jesse “The Body” Ventura???
I’d vote for him before Jesse Jackson
ThatsNic2u says:
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Thanks!
@ Luscious, what u know about Jesse Ventura
Somebody please tell me why I am still pissed off at the iggnance over at the Luda post? I never even take that kinda mess to heart but I am truly DONE.
I don’t even have no jokes to tell.
Bye.
LUSCIOUS says:
Jesse ????
Jesse “The Body” Ventura???
I’d vote for him before Jesse Jackson
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I was thinking Jesse Powell.
Pryn I hate chu!
BBW I been a Jesse fan for years and watched all of his “Conspiracy Theories”
I’m mad he wont cut that damn ponytail off!
“I Aint Got Time To Bleed” – line from Predator
JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!!!!
Jesse ????
Jesse “The Body” Ventura???
I’d vote for him before Jesse Jackson
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I was thinking Jesse Powell.
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i was talking about Jesse James
mrsloveleighwilliams says:
that Obama as Neo is clowning!!! Hey Cha
just say your message to me fromthe other post. My gravi chick is a fool! It’s like a whole outfit of blonde weave lol
HEY E LOVE AFFAIR how are you KING SEXAY LIPS
@ CANDI Im suming its a she but then again…I DONT KNOW anymore! HOW ARE you my LUV are we recovering from being #DICKMATYZED
I’m mad he wont cut that damn ponytail off!
I really want Michelle Obama to run. I’d vote for her.
kdub WHO ALL OVER IN THE LUDA AND BADUSSY PAGE
Good riddance!
on serious note…
It is funny how GOP and scrapping the bottom of the barrel to find a sacrificial lamb for the 2012 election…
they already preparing for 2016……..
Oh well.
That toupe stay flying in the wind though. Some pomade perhaps?
*comes running in from Luda post*
Hey Rudy
Whatever. He’s an azzhole
(goes running to the Luda post)
Yall really take this whole world and spirituality for a Joke…..
You better get serious, because God is not playing with us.
Everything mentioned ( which includes rewards & punishments) in the Old and New testament of the Bible WILL COME TO PASS
Keep thinking this is a joke if you want to…you will find yourself being amongst those group of souls that Christ will tell ” I never knew you “
Hey Lucious
Jesus wept.
@manuel #smh
prynsexxx says:
Jesus wept.
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YOU are crazaaaay
bwahhhaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa
i hate Man…tis all
candibfly says:
@manuel #smh
CHA Chizzle! STOPIT! *spanks u*
u need 2 be taught a lesson grl!
Cha Chillin says:
candibfly says:
@manuel #smh
<—THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES CANDI BOO!…. WUT YOU MAY NEED TO LOAN THAT PAPER BAG OUT IJS
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I can get you another one……had this one special ordered
…And the niggorance continues in this post… :rollseyes:
@HOTT Cha Cha
@His
Ummmmm… U R LQQKING Rather Delectable There BABY !!!
@Man, please get yo azz in the
@YSO
Heeyyyyy SUGAR !!!
Cha says:
don’t play about dickmatism… it is hard to cum out of that…ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A GOOD DICKMATIST…
@ CANDI Im suming its a she but then again…I DONT KNOW anymore! HOW ARE you my LUV are we recovering from being #DICKMATYZED
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*fuggs up YSOs hurr*
YSoSerious says:
…And the niggorance continues in this post…
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Hey Yso…. Who fluckin wit you boo? They betta leave you alone!!!
Heyyyyy His-a-liscious
What it do????
Long time no post. Where you been?
:hugs: @ HIS
I don’t think I can hang round here today.
Big
@Mirs, oh nada. Im just chylling listening to Erykah and tryna figure out dinner *sigh* I need a vacation..grr
chu doing? working??
Luscious!
@Yso, whats wrong bew?
Ummmm dictmatized: translation/good convenient peen with no strings attached. Victim of of loss peen and therefore is now traumatized
WUT!! :hugs:
(checks your bag for lunch)
Ain’t nobody bothering me. Directly.
Someone please greet evil azz Lolita
Why is everyone telling me to go to the corner and the like?
@His, workin and twerkin, honey, workin and twerkin
YSOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! #ratnation
Choco aka Hippie says:
and @ WUT n the rest of SR HISSSSSSSSSS
Ummmm dictmatized: translation/good convenient peen with no strings attached. Victim of of loss peen and therefore is now traumatized
at definition!
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Hey Choco!!! and
LUSCIOUS!! :hugs:
How are we doing? Who needs they azz whooped?
@HIS
Nothing. Just rampant retardedness running amok round here today.
Choco I wasn’t waitin for someone to speak to me this time but thanks!
They know what I’m waitin on
@Man, cus u aint shyt bew!
@Yso, lol@looking in Wuts bag 4 a sammich
@Rudy! *sits on ur onion and reads a good book*
Choc!
YSoSerious says:
WUT!!
(checks your bag for lunch)
Ain’t nobody bothering me. Directly.
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(Hand Yso Last ham and cheese from under sewin.. I was keeping it warm for you.)
Good, just checkin…
#peopleneedtoknowwhoto..AND…nottofuxwit
@elove who taht be in ur gravi
hey there looong puurty legs
@his
Lakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
MIRS!!
(ratcrawls as fast and as far as I can from your Gravi)
What the fluck IS that?
WUT WUT
please don’t take my sex drive away 
Girl now Im scratching my own head cuz its been a few weeks and a bish don’t care – lawwwwdddd
da fluk happened in the luda post?!
anywho wachalltombout?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Choco I wasn’t waitin for someone to speak to me this time but thanks!
They know what I’m waitin
I don’t have any
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YSoSerious says:
MIRS!!
(ratcrawls as fast and as far as I can from your Gravi)
What the fluck IS that?
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You scared?????
That would be Dennis’ crazy, disturbed, and derranged azz.
Lakerrrrrrrrrrr :hugs:
MY Peach
WHY that is I in that pic JUICY (Real…) Caresses Your Inner-Thigh
@YSO
Was helping out a Family Member that was in Dire Straits But I’m BACK NOW Baby !!!
@mirs
Whaddup Though !!!
@WUT
(takes the soggy, sweaty sammich reluctantly)
Um…Thanks.
(hopes LAKER brought some tamales or something with her)
No disrespect, but with His_Mommy623’s legs and LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS’s lips, it’s hard paying attention to the posts.
Great day in the moanin’
@HIS AND CHOCO
<<<topless group hug 
Choco says:
Ummmm dictmatized: translation/good convenient peen with no strings attached. Victim of of loss peen and therefore is now traumatized
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I say:
Dickmatized = peen so good that will make you rob, steal, kill, allow the man to beat you down at yo OWN family reunion, smack yo mama, cuss out yo pastor, get rid of all yo friends and sit on top of the roof of his house with no shoes and socks on whether it be freezing cold, or scorching hot all while under the the dyck “spell”. IJS
@ Brown Suga and COCO
What going on sexy ladies?
@CFREEE
We had a racist in there trying discriminate between light and dark skin then the batty minded individual try to make her case without any real brain activity going on her head!
*kicks in the door waving the 4-4*
i’m ret to go
Heyyyyyyyy E-Love, what it do bew????
Choco aka Hippie says:
WUT WUT
If you lost your sex drive… you’d probably still have more nookie than some of us! *spanks a cheek*
Girl now Im scratching my own head cuz its been a few weeks and a bish don’t care – lawwwwdddd please don’t take my sex drive away
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Girl…
@YSO NO TAMALES I ATE ALL THEM FUKAS
BUT SOME CARNE ASADA AND FRESH TORRRTILLAS 
**HANDS U A PLATE**
@ELOVE WELL WELCOME BACK WE MISSED IT U Real….
Heeeeey SR fam!!!
CFREE says:
da fluk happened in the luda post?!
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A bloody alien invaded it.
*fluffs my hair and reapplies my lip gloss* we got
fresh peennew members of the male persuasion in here??Rudy I wasn’t addressin you so you’re in the clear…….for now
*slides down a slip n slide and lands at kimi’s feet*
*adjusts glasses*
Your photoshop skills have gotten better Sandy
SO Lurker
How old are you and where you be
@Lurker…. why thank u! *rubs ur face with my leg*
Candayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
is that my purdii Kimi!
I say:
Dickmatized = peen so good that will make you rob, steal, kill, allow the man to beat you down at yo OWN family reunion, smack yo mama, cuss out yo pastor, get rid of all yo friends and sit on top of the roof of his house with no shoes and socks on whether it be freezing cold, or scorching hot all while under the the dyck “spell”. IJS
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That’s when its an action verb….
A bloody alien invaded it.
AKA the RED Elephant
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@LAKER
I think you, Choco and His should kiss each other’s nipples for a PROPER greeting.
HIS! *double backflips into a pool of chocolate sauce*
Str8
:hugs: Where ya been all is this a family reunion day on SR
Candi!!!!!!!
*hula hoops 249 times*
@ coco
only gotta text me once!! and im
CHOC, just ig’nant eh? oh wellz to them
Candi im ret to go 2!
but was it necessary to whip out the 44?
@STR8
Might wanna change that gravie from Omarion dawg.
SO Lurker
How old are you and where you be
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35 & Greensboro NC.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Str8
Where ya been all is this a family reunion day on SR
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Where’s Blu
Sup witeboi
*hammas to the left, running man to the right, spins, tootsie rolls and splits*
STR8!!!
Is that Str8?????????? Heyyyyyyy, where you been?????
@ Laker
hola seniorita!!
@CANDI I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SLIP N SLIDE THIS WEEKND I GOT TIPSY AND DECIDED
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SLIDE WITH THE KIDS **TURN FACE TO SHOW U SCRApe and knee tore the fuk up** SAY NO TO LIQUOR AND SLIDING 
Choco aka Hippie says:
A bloody alien invaded it.
AKA the RED Elephant
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*peeks in the Luda post*
Witeboi
and I got your number 
If you don’t get my name right I will be
@CFREE
Beyond ignorant – just pathetic
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@STR8
Might wanna change that gravie from Omarion dawg.
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@ Lolita
Hope all is well with you and your fam!!
Long Time Lurker says:
SO Lurker
How old are you and where you be
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35 & Greensboro NC.
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How big are “you” and do you have pics to prove it
candibfly says:
*fluffs my hair and reapplies my lip gloss* we got fresh peen new members of the male persuasion in here??
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witeboi52 says:
@ coco
only gotta text me once!! and im
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Choco I say do it!
:blow: and
Cuz I heart you all #LMAO
@CHOCO AND HIS
AND ME 
THE 
<<ese nod
@WHITE BOI/ GRINGO WAT IT DO??
@mirs! *turns on my turbo charged skip it*
@cfree it was totally necessary
@laker girl u shoulda known not to get on that slip n slide. didn’t u have some earlier horror stories!?!
just watch from the distance whilst sipping pina coladas.
Long Time Lurker says:
SO Lurker
How old are you and where you be
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35 & Greensboro NC.
please tell us….. is that you in the pic?
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*pulls tissue from box to pad seat*
@Lolita
Been there me and witeboi are KOOL!
STR8!!!
(screams and faints)
@ CHOCO
im not typin to good today
*waits for the answers to Luscious questions for Lurker*
Long Time Lurker says:
candibfly says:
*fluffs my hair and reapplies my lip gloss* we got fresh peen new members of the male persuasion in here??
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Picture perfect.
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*scoots over* flattery is the perfect way to make friends around here
Witeboi
the fam is ok, good and bad days but maintainin
@ lolita
you no likey???
@CANDI ME AND JACK DANIELS HAD A DATE YESTERDAY AND THE SLIP AND SLIDE GOT ATTACKED BY ME
BUT LETS TALK BOUT SUM GOOD ANY NEW EATING PLACES OR RECEPIES U FIND…
@his and candi :HUG: I had to get away from work for a second. One of my customers just tried me like a freak at a cut party smh…I almost went HAMMMM!
Ms. Choco
YOUS Killing Me with the new Emoticons !!!
@mirs
Chilling LIKE A Villain… Hows it With You Baby ?!!?
@LONG TIEMPO LURK
<<<padding u down peen check!! :jack:
How big are “you” and do you have pics to prove it
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Big enuff to win 3-legged race all by my lonesome.
@STR8 DA HAIL U BEEN MY NIG?! ANYWHO…
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Cha says:
@ CANDI Im suming its a she but then again…I DONT KNOW anymore! HOW ARE you my LUV are we recovering from being #DICKMATYZED
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Ummmm dictmatized: translation/good convenient peen with no strings attached. Victim of of loss peen and therefore is now traumatized
prynsexxx says:
Dickmatized = peen so good that will make you rob, steal, kill, allow the man to beat you down at yo OWN family reunion, smack yo mama, cuss out yo pastor, get rid of all yo friends and sit on top of the roof of his house with no shoes and socks on whether it be freezing cold, or scorching hot all while under the the dyck “spell”. IJS
Hello my name is CHA CHILLEN aka CHA CHIZZLE..aka CHA MOBWIFE…aka HOTT CHA CHA and I am proud to say that I am a long time sponsor of those that have been DYCKMATIZED like myself. Do not be afraid to admit that you are, we are slowly working on a cure for this situation however at this time you have our full support here at the DYCKMATIZED UNION of the World. Were all family here
Long Time Lurker says:
How big are “you” and do you have pics to prove it
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Big enuff to win 3-legged race all by my lonesome
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brownsugapoet at gmail
@laker well i went to this food cart in nyc called calexico. got a chipotle pork burrito bowl. friggin awesome u hear me?! *smacks whoever is sittin beside me*
Witeboi
I thought you were cahllengin her
@ Lolita
I challenge anyone you will be dickmatized and tongue-tied!!
SUP?@Lurker, don’t believe we’ve met Cfree shakedanceextraordinaire here
@Witeboi
It’s all good
@ELOVE
and 
Cute gravi BIG DADDY! I had to let some steam off
Long Time Lurker says:
please tell us….. is that you in the pic?
*pulls tissue from box to pad seat*
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Yep, that’s me. You like?
DYCKMATIZED UNION of the World.
fkn hilarious!:rofl:
ELove says:
Ms. Choco
YOUS Killing Me with the new Emoticons !!!
@mirs
Chilling LIKE A Villain… Hows it With You Baby ?!!?
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Nuthin new, honey, just workin and twerkin.
What damn challenged I will :jack: myself better than any of you mofo’s
who passed out the welcome e-packet? and what were the answers to the questions?
(pinches HIS’s right pinky toe)
Wake up girlie.
CFREE says:
SUP?@Lurker, don’t believe we’ve met Cfree shakedanceextraordinaire here
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OH! I def know who u are. Been praying to see that butterfly flap it’s wings for a minute now.
@ Choco
Did I miss my welcome packet?. And please not the same one that Man passes out.
Long Time Lurker says:
Long Time Lurker says:
please tell us….. is that you in the pic?
*pulls tissue from box to pad seat*
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Yep, that’s me. You like?
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Dabs drool and adjust ta-tas….
we are so very testosterone starved in here
*makes note that Longtime Lurker ignored my request*
Wassup Lurker I haven’t officially introduced myself and if I have I forgot
@LURKER
You gone get loved long time talking like that round here.
@candi sound like cali an mexico mix together ummm sounds good
****
@choco i bored!!! ***plays patty cakes with ur
lolita he dont know what he missin does he?
@ Laker
Can i play motorboat as well?
Long Time Lurker says:
Did I miss my welcome packet?. And please not the same one that Man passes out.
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man’s hatin azz already got to u?
i knew it
well u already answered age and location and u said u had a big peen
now:
who (if anyone) do u stan for?
who’s ur fav SR member (besides myself of course)?
if u were trapped on a desert island and could only have 3 things what would they be?
** MAKES A NOTE THAT LURKER IGNORE MY CULO ***
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*makes note that Longtime Lurker ignored my request*
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I gotchu Mama. Wait til I get home. Don’t think I got the kinda pics you wanna see here at work.
@WHITE
<<< u and my 
Oh yeah@ Long time? *puts camera down shirt*
I gotchu Mama. Wait til I get home. Don’t think I got the kinda pics you wanna see here at work.
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pls cc: caddy26marie @ hotmail
YSoSerious says:
@LURKER
You gone get loved long time talking like that round here.
First one to have my nipples hard enough to cut glass…
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@ LAker
@ Lurker don’t be iggn no one on dis chere site ya heuh!
um…. @HIS & Laker ya’ll must want it with me 2day, i dont recall not nan shout out
Lurker please don’t disappoint me
Awesome y are you headed to the corner?
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
YSoSerious says:
@LURKER
You gone get loved long time talking like that round here.
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First one to have my nipples hard enough to cut glass…
welp, ya’ll look like some thirsty heffas
*backs outta post* poor Lurker is gna be ripped 2 shreds in a minute
Why am I addicted to TACO BELL… HIS HOLD ME between your legs
YSO……..sits on your lap and creates your braids in to a CHALUPA
LAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR *runs at 5665 mph and smashes my boobs all over your pretty lil lips
CHOCO… you better be at the next Dymatized meeting, you been a no show for some time now..DONT FIGHT IT!
MIRS..things just aint the same for GANGSTAS no mo’ but I think we gon have to bust a few on LBLOODONS gravi!
WHy KIMI gotta look so purty and innocent
BROWN
…. im working on it!
I swear I wanna post some hot azz mess gossip I jacked from THE GOSSIP JACKER!
*grabs hold of one of awesome’s corn rows with a jolly rancher on the end* fugg u goin yo?
u 2 @Awesome, spoke to ya azz 50leven hrs ago!
What’s up folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seen the fluckery in the Luda post!!!!
Anywho how is everybody’s day going?????
*sits on AWESOMES shoulders and humps the back of his neck*
what the fux up shawty?
Long Time Lurker says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*makes note that Longtime Lurker ignored my request*
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I gotchu Mama. Wait til I get home. Don’t think I got the kinda pics you wanna see here at work.
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Can I be a part of the special viewing?
@Cha
Im tryn not to be dictmatized – Im not really but just wondering y my sex radar hasn’t gone off yet and it’s going on three weeks – Not to mention I bore of friends with benefits easily
@Choco
Cuz I’m so fukn bored and ready to shake it like wooden wheels on a cobblestone street……
@LURKER
Um…New question for the e-packet…
Are you a cousin/auntie/uncle f*cker?
One would think we wouldn’t have to ask that question but recent events have made us much more careful of hot, new meat.
Hey Lurker!
U made me come out of lurkin. I’m Bigbadwolf, I can huff, puff, and most definitely blow.
Hey SR community….I’ve been dealing with some personal sh*t…I’m good now though
do it Choco!
ok Cha Cha
man’s hatin azz already got to u? i knew it
well u already answered age and location and u said u had a big peen
now:
who (if anyone) do u stan for?
who’s ur fav SR member (besides myself of course)?
if u were trapped on a desert island and could only have 3 things what would they be?
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Nah, Man didn’t get me. I just don’t think the packet he normally sends will apply to me.
But to answer your ?’s:
who (if anyone) do u stan for?
Not a stan, but Keisha Knight Pulliam could get it er’day, & 3x on Sunday.
who’s ur fav SR member (besides myself of course)?
Too many to list and for so many diff reasons. *PC answer*
if u were trapped on a desert island and could only have 3 things what would they be?
I’m sure everything else will work itself out.
Just really need x1.
@Cha Chizzle, lemme paint ur whole bawday with my tongue
why is Taylor Dane on my TV right now? that lil white woman can blow
Are you a cousin/auntie/uncle f*cker?
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I see yall are breaking LURKER in!!!!
Trying to get a good look at that Gravi he got up!!!!!
What’s up Lurker how are you???
@CHOCO
OTAY NEEDY BISH!!
@HIS AND U KNOW THIS MAAAAAN!!!!
@CHACHING!! **PUCKERS FOR MY NIP BESOS**
YSoSerious says:
@LURKER
Um…New question for the e-packet…
Are you a cousin/auntie/uncle f*cker?
One would think we wouldn’t have to ask that question but recent events have made us much more careful of hot, new meat.
Long Time Lurker says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*makes note that Longtime Lurker ignored my request*
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I gotchu Mama. Wait til I get home. Don’t think I got the kinda pics you wanna see here at work.
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mirsmommy0806 @
.com 
Just really need x1.
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ChaCHING! Yeah buddy and pass it we could work some things out
Nah, Man didn’t get me. I just don’t think the packet he normally sends will apply to me.
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i was saying he normally ‘warns’ new males not to send pics bc he is jealous of the attn they get.
but he should be ignored *hands u the list of approved email addresses*
Lurker let me give you the instructions for the pic
DO NOT SEND THE PIC IF IT ISN’T FULLY ERECT UNLESS IT’S AT LEAST 7 INCHES WITHOUT BEING FULLY ERECT!
thank you for your cooperation
What’s up Choco babes????
I know His and Candi seen me speaking don’t start or I will have to pull out my
on yall azz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Mirs, gawn and forward them shyts in the underground
#I’mSeriousTho
OMG its STR8 *e sprays your hair with blue hair spray to add a lil extra
SAMYELL you gon have to get up out the Kona poking me with all that frustration
BigBad Wolfpuzzy…. Carry on
Cha Chizzlle Hizzille
What up honey dew???????
Awwww :hugs: @ Str8 glad everything is better
who’s ur fav SR member (besides myself of course)?
Too many to list and for so many diff reasons. *PC answer*
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all i read here was ‘candi’ #rosecoloredglasses
*electric slides over to BossTown*
whats crackalackin suga?
Heyyyyyy Boss
*wipes off my trimond encrusted frada glasses* is that boss?!
fugg u been yo?!
Oh Lawd poor Lurker don’t know what he has gotten himself into.
By him being a long time Lurker he ought to know better!!!!
Let the
begin!!!
I can huff, puff, and most definitely blow.
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:jack: at the thought #SIKE
Bosstown says:
What’s up Choco babes????
I know His and Candi seen me speaking don’t start or I will have to pull out my
on yall azz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY BOSSSSSSSSSSSSY
I KNOW YOU OTHA HEFFAS SAW MY GREETING TOO 
@His
I saw pics of the aids walk. How was it?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Lurker let me give you the instructions for the pic
DO NOT SEND THE PIC IF IT ISN’T FULLY ERECT UNLESS IT’S AT LEAST 7 INCHES WITHOUT BEING FULLY ERECT!
thank you for your cooperation
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One better…. U like HD video?
DO NOT SEND THE PIC IF IT ISN’T FULLY ERECT UNLESS IT’S AT LEAST 7 INCHES WITHOUT BEING FULLY ERECT!
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i’ll still take a gander at it tho
His_Mommy623 says:
@Mirs, gawn and forward them shyts in the underground #I’mSeriousTho
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*whispers* I got chu
Soooo, @HISSSS!!! & LAKER!!! ya’ll really gona igg a bish huh? Cool
Candi pass me that 4-4
*smacks the shyt out of awesome and adds him to my ‘do not speak to’ list*
Long Time Lurker says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Lurker let me give you the instructions for the pic
DO NOT SEND THE PIC IF IT ISN’T FULLY ERECT UNLESS IT’S AT LEAST 7 INCHES WITHOUT BEING FULLY ERECT!
thank you for your cooperation
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One better…. U like HD video?
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YES!!!!!
@Cha Chizzille, what’s ya email??????
Awesome
JUST KIDDING
Well shake something in here and make us all have a look :jack:
Str8Cpt says:
Hey SR community….I’ve been dealing with some personal sh*t…I’m good now though
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Is something I have to whoop somebody’s azz about? 
YES!
YES!!!!!!
@Candi girl you know I went on my anniversary cruise that’s why I have been incognegro!!!!!
What’s up Mirs, His, YSO and the rest of yall!!!!!!!!
Yall gettin down in here today. Kickin bishes out of posts!!!!!!
#keepitgangster
Someone by the name of MIRS best not leave me off nuting underground
Bigbadwolf says:
Hey Lurker! U made me come out of lurkin. I’m Bigbadwolf, I can huff, puff, and most definitely blow.
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Oooh, and you kinda new too. Maybe we need to go to SR orientation together? I’ll drive.
DID I SAY YES!
Sup Bosstown bay baby!!
Damn did I forget:
CCCCCFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@cfree
@boss wat it do??
@Cha Ahem *straightens tie* it’s called elation…..
Choco aka Hippie says:
Someone by the name of MIRS best not leave me off nuting underground
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Choco-chino, you know I keeps you in the loop.
Long Time Lurker says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Lurker let me give you the instructions for the pic
DO NOT SEND THE PIC IF IT ISN’T FULLY ERECT UNLESS IT’S AT LEAST 7 INCHES WITHOUT BEING FULLY ERECT!
thank you for your cooperation
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One better…. U like HD video?
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3-D would be even better….. *checks around for 3-d glasses I stole from AMC theater*
*waits to see if I need a box of fruit rollups*
Oh sh*t how did I forget the wonderful:
CHACHILLA BABY
Sandra don’t ban me but this is tooo juicy
How did the Diddy Gay Rumors start?
I thought it went back to his days at Uptown. That Andre & Diddy fcuked and the next day, Diddy, feeling himself, put his feet up on Andre’s desk acting arrogant & got himself fired. Also, at the beginning of Bad Boy, Diddy’s trips to St. Bart’s with an all-stag crew of the usual suspects Russell Simmons, Berry Gordy, Andre Harrell, Antonio Reid just seemed too suspect to me.
Back in early 2000 I had a friend that worked at Bad Boy who told us a story of seeing an old friend going to meet with Diddy to get a record deal as a rapper. When dude came out the office he was yelling and cursing that he would never do that for a record deal. Apparently Shiddy had asked him to give him head and he refused. My friend said a year later he saw the same friend hanging with Shiddy at a bad boy party and that he looked different. I guess he gave in. I don’t know who that friend is but he said he never really made it big.
I asked my friend why he made him do that and he said Shiddy gets high off of another man being on his knees and sucking him off. He feels like God and he’s taking away that man’s manhood.
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Back in the 90’s Wendy Williams hired private investigators and was going to expose puff. Wendy knew who his partner was but puff ended her career before she brought the guy on her show. Wendy and Puff beef is 100% REAL.
It is rumored that kim wear strap ons. Thats the strong hold she has on him. Kim is the only woman that knows the truth about his sexuality and she play into, thats why he keeps going back to her. Kim knows him better than anyone. People in the industry say that she’s caught him and participated in alot of stuff with him. Kim will always be around she knows and understand everything he does.
Ironically he wont marry her for quite nearly the same reasons. He knows all of her dirt from Uptown, the trains, golden showers, her practically being a the official Welcome to Uptown gift to every male artist on the label, etc. Yet he wont put a ring on it.
He’s bisexual and its like 50/50. There is a guy in Atlanta: Diddy has been taking care of him for YEARS. He said Diddy is the only guy he has slept with but he prefers women. Weird. He says Diddy has some sort of hold on him.
Source: The Jacker
SR stays on topic for about the first 30 comments, and then chit goes left…lmfaoooo.
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Str8Cpt says:
Hey SR community….I’ve been dealing with some personal sh*t…I’m good now though
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Is something I have to whoop somebody’s azz about? 
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LMAO! Nawww….I had to call Nay Nay and Nem to handle it
Thank God for hoodlums and hoes
@Candi works every time……
*kicks gimp mask under my desk*
What’s poppin Lakes!!!!!!!
How you doing even though both our teams will be watching the championships from home!!!!!!!!!!
@Lurker cc a bish @ automatic3803 gmail preciate ya
Oooh, and you kinda new too. Maybe we need to go to SR orientation together? I’ll drive.
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You bout to get hurt if you don’t speak to me
@boss where did y’all go?! *sips a virgin margarita out of a coconut shell with my pinky up*
lawd i need a vacation!
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUU you know how we do
@CFREE DAM BABES LET ME MAKE IT UP TO PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MO CHANCE
AND BIG WET BESO!! 
And did Supahead expose diddy too??
*notices that Awesome didnt speak to me*
@ Choco
Sh*t is gross
YSoSerious says:
@LURKER
Um…New question for the e-packet…
Are you a cousin/auntie/uncle f*cker?
One would think we wouldn’t have to ask that question but recent events have made us much more careful of hot, new meat.
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Almost forgot to this ‘very important ?’ The peen goes nowhere near the same blood line.
candibfly says:
i’ll still take a gander at it tho
did this bish say GANDER
Thanks BOSSY… you give good love!
MIRS………Im already on the underground… Happyday3212001 @
@CHA
(whips up a chalupa dip and dunks my locks in it)
I feel so delicious bew. :hugs:
Hey Lurker…
@Choco WOW!!!!!!!!
He always did come across as some one who likes to take another man’s manhood….but he couldn’t have figured out another way????????
@Choco wassupppppppppppppppppppp mama….i know how it goes, thats why i love coming to this site.
Oooh, and you kinda new too. Maybe we need to go to SR orientation together? I’ll drive
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That’d be great, I love to ride. Would that be a private session, or with a group?
@BOSS IM GOOD MY EGO IS BRUISED AND STOMPED ON
BUT IM GOOD NOW NEXT YEAR STILL THAT LAKE CHICA!!! 
Lurker
how bout you give me a heads up (lol) and tell me how many inches it is
Ironically, Mike Huckabee was my choice in 2008 – he’s as close to being independent as you can get while still mirroring most of my political belief systems.
I’m neither republican, nor democrat. Republicans take too much out of my pockets give to people who don’t need it. Democrats take too much out of my pockets to give to people who need it because they don’t want to work for it. Either way… it sucks.
I’m in the middle, “F*ck all of y’all! Work for yern like I work for mine!”
One of the bigger issues I have with the democrats is that they keep black folk a permanent underclass. Give you a place to stay, money to buy groceries, subsidize the light bill, phone bill and give you free medical care, then the minute you try to get a job paying $7 an hour to try to do better, they threaten to raise your rent, cut your food stamps, stop your healthcare and leave you flappin in the wind… no wonder so many people choose to stay in the system.
@ Choco aka Hippie
HEY BEAUTIFUL!!!!
@candi we went to Mexico, Belize, Grand Cayman and Honduras!!
I keep asking about doing a SR Cruise but I only got a few takers!!!!!
I think we would have so much fun!!
@BLU CAN WE OR JUST ME GET A SHIRTLESS PIC TO FORGET THE PRIMOS THING
goodnight.
see u hoburgers tomorrow
@lurker… caddy26marie @ hotmail dot com
@Luker
needed I know how us She-Devils can get in here with a fresh piece of meat problem remains we are all Lioness so ya know 
No
Hey Blu what’s good!!!!
@Lakes same here girl but still reppin the Celts always!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@BLU CAN WE OR JUST ME GET A SHIRTLESS PIC TO FORGET THE PRIMOS THING
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Primos??? Awwww Im lost again….dammit. What you talkin bout baby girl
:hugs: @ BOSS
@LURKER
Good answer. Good answer.
I wudnt be suprised one bit if Diddy is a booty bandit, CEO of the booty busters association
RUDYD!!! COME GET IT!!!
@Boss
You know what really makes sense of it all is how all of sudden he was no longer working for UPTOWN and I could easily see DIDDY thinking he was all the way in – I wonder if he will raise his son’s to take other males manhood
Str8Cpt says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Str8Cpt says:
Hey SR community….I’ve been dealing with some personal sh*t…I’m good now though
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Is something I have to whoop somebody’s azz about?
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LMAO! Nawww….I had to call Nay Nay and Nem to handle it
Thank God for hoodlums and hoes
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By @Candi coated rain drop….(I jus came up with that on the spot)
@Boss wasssupppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Mr.BluPhi says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@BLU CAN WE OR JUST ME GET A SHIRTLESS PIC TO FORGET THE PRIMOS THING
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Primos??? Awwww Im lost again….dammit. What you talkin bout baby girl
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You know what she’s tawkin bout.
Cha Chillin says:
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** does the cabbage patch**
ALRIGHT FUKAS IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE
well I’m leavin in a few so yall have a good one and Lurker remember copy and paste is ur friend! I’d hate for that other chick to get my email!
brownsugapoet at gmail
Wassup Brown! I saw you were busy with the new dude and I was just sittin back smirkin like Eartha Kitt’s butler in Boomerang.
TAKE THAT TAKE THAT!!! ( In my diddy voice)
Lurker
how bout you give me a heads up (lol) and tell me how many inches it is
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C’mon now. This is a classy, family oriented site. Look for me on the ‘undaground’
@BLU OOH OTAY THEN U DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKN BOUT U WORK IN HOUSTON AND TEACH MY PEOPLES U KNOW
Mr.BluPhi says:
SR stays on topic for about the first 30 comments, and then chit goes left…lmfaoooo.
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After 30 what else is there to say?
@Blu
Primos is cousins in spanish…..
Y did I call in for a refill on my prescription I said my name then spelled it for her – spelled it for her again pronounced my name and this bish gonna tell me oh you should say your name – no bish I said you need better english CLICK!
Mr.BluPhi says:
SR stays on topic for about the first 30 comments, and then chit goes left…lmfaoooo.
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After 30 what else is there to say?
thank you cha
got me blushin in shyt
I walk away for 10 min and ya’ll in here e-molestin Lurker LOL
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
@Blu
Primos is cousins in spanish…..
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@Choco just the thought of him trying to teach his sons to do that to take someone’s manhood
I can see Kim with a strapon too that is probably why she still gets to go on the family vacations!!!!!! I can just imagine who be in the bedroom!!!!
CFREE says:
I wudnt be suprised one bit if Diddy is a booty bandit, CEO of the booty busters association
RUDYD!!! COME GET IT!!!
** I brought a lil snack for you
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*takes peach from Lucious places it oh softly between Cfree’s
I have issues with ALL parties…but on most topics Im very liberal and very “democratic”….
I was hoping Donald would run so that way Obama would get re=elected for sure.
Y did I call in for a refill on my prescription I said my name then spelled it for her – spelled it for her again pronounced my name and this bish gonna tell me oh you should say your name – no bish I said you need better english CLICK
Mr.BluPhi says:
By @Candi coated rain drop….(I jus came up with that on the spot)
@Boss wasssupppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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Hey Blu …. I don’t think we’ve been formerly introduced….
the name is RudyDbaby…
I miss PHROZEN!
OMG then today I pick up two tacos fresca’s from taco bell y did this mofo run my card for someone else’s lunch that was 11.00 I drove right to the window asked for my credit and my free meal – thank N U!
@Witeboi she kept asking like I’m the one with the accent GTFOH!
Cha Chillin says:
MIRS………Im already on the underground… Happyday3212001 @
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K. Just wanted to make sure that was your email.
Well…YALL Gotta Go!!! WUB YALL
Obama would get re=elected for sure.
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He still will!
@RUDYD u keep up that kinda behavior and i take ya places
@ choco
i feel ya girl on that one!!
LMFAOOOOOO…. ohhhh…LOL….I dont hunch cousins……….anymore..
JOKING…joking….joking…
Wasssuppp RudyD …please ignore any rumors about me hunching my cousins…. totally false.
Donald should get some waves in his hair the styling Jell will hold that mess down.
YSoSerious says:
I miss PHROZEN!
Mr.BluPhi says:
LMFAOOOOOO…. ohhhh…LOL….I dont hunch cousins……….anymore..
JOKING…joking….joking…
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I’m done!!!!!!
Mr.BluPhi says:
LMFAOOOOOO…. ohhhh…LOL….I dont hunch cousins……….anymore..
JOKING…joking….joking…
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:DEAD: did i miss something while i been gone???
i meant
Choco aka Hippie says:
OMG then today I pick up two tacos fresca’s from taco bell y did this mofo run my card for someone else’s lunch that was 11.00 I drove right to the window asked for my credit and my free meal – thank N U!
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LMFAOOOOO ….. I order flowers for my grandmother for mothers day. She got em today
…so teleflora.com says they were gonna give me a 35% credit back on my card. I said nope, i need a 100% credit back on my card. Mothers day to 2 damn weeks ago.
CFREE says:
YSoSerious says:
I miss PHROZEN!
2!
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I do. too!!! Where him been at??????
CFREE says:
@RUDYD u keep up that kinda behavior and i take ya places
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Where is phrozen??
kimip84 says:
Mr.BluPhi says:
LMFAOOOOOO…. ohhhh…LOL….I dont hunch cousins……….anymore..
JOKING…joking….joking…
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EAD: did i miss something while i been gone???
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@Kimp its a long story, but jus know I dont grind on family members….unless its a distant cousin. LOL…jokin again
Mr.BluPhi says:
Wasssuppp RudyD …please ignore any rumors about me hunching my cousins…. totally false.
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Wassup – I find ur gravi …um.. intriguing
:night:
@Blu
Hellz yeah I don’t play the fuk’d up customer services chit cuz I would get checked for giving fuk’d up customer service – Outback gave me a $25 dollar gift card cuz I ordered my steak med well that chit came out dry as saw dust only cost me 13.00 so today I was mad waiting in line but I was awwww but you know your lunch is free
@CFREE
@BLU
If you say so bruh.
BLU, please stop that shit u killin me!
unless its a distant cousin. LOL…jokin again
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@blu wooooowzers
GAWD im hungry!!!!!!!!!!
I know I gotta stop playin before someone takes me too serious….LOL.
YSO
Mr.BluPhi says:
I know I gotta stop playin before someone takes me too serious….LOL.
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Too late
Wut yall talkin bout?
@BLU
” I order flowers for my grandmother …”
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Tryin to smash that huh?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BLU
” I order flowers for my grandmother …”
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Tryin to smash that huh?
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OMG SMH @ Man
At Blu I say keep it going just becuz
Tryin to smash that huh?
@Mirs
Check your email I have a question of female bsh
Sandra y won’t you do a post on Osama Egyptian/Sudanese Mistress she is ONE HOT BLACK INTELLIGENT WOMAN!
@BLU you sure are sexii
Hey French Gal….
how you sexay thang!