There’s no doubt that musician Kanye West loves fancy clothes, fast cars and fast men. Yeezy also LOVES to make a Grand entrance.
Earlier this week, Kanye showed out in a chauffeur driven white convertible Maybach Landaulet Sedan at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival in France.
And yesterday, he arrived in style in a silver Mercedes Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss roadster with a retail value of over $1 million!
Styled in a tuxedo, Kanye was joined by his good friend Virgil Abloh sitting on the passenger side.
In other news: Mercedes Benz’s new SLK roadster will hit the asphalt in the U.S. next month. It looks similar to the one in the picture below. The new SLK will have the same front grill as the top-of-the-line SLS AMG roadster that Ne-Yo owns. But it doesn’t have the gullwing doors and it won’t carry the same hefty price tag as the SLS AMG.
Allen, over at MB Duluth, tells me that it will cost between $50K-$60K to drive this baby off the lot.
Source: UpscaleHype.com
Do it big Ye!
I need new eyes, I thought that was Eddie Long in the pasanger seat…
LMFAOOOOOO @ sandra
Wonder what Amber Rose is thinking??
*sigh* Compensating……
Dude in passenger seat looks reeaaalllll suspect
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Dude in passenger seat looks reeaaalllll suspect
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Things that have been raptured:
Kanye’s passanger’s barber… the T-Pain nappy dougout look is so not coming back now or after the rapture
Oh Kanye…
you can never do wrong in my eyes. but having that dude with the awful hairline squeezed up beside you in that small ass car is just… no. i’m pretty sure their thighs and knees are touching in that chit.
Damn I love those cars – but they look
as chit in that lil car – and then to boot passenger dude is wearing tight leather pants #SUSPECT
Dawn Sheen says:
I need new eyes, I thought that was Eddie Long in the pasanger seat
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I must need new glasses also. LOL.
Hey Brown and yes he does. I guess Kanye only takes men out these days since his last girl went and got her a weed crash dummy
SUP SANOOTAY PATOOTAY!!!!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Y does Ye always have a pouty face SMDH
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It’s the chimpmunk cheeks. Shouldn’t he have a gazilliion dollars in the bank, he never looks happy.
Kanye & his new man look nice together
That car is AMAZING..prolly need my annual salary just to test
but I’d drive that mf till the wheels fell off!
Why does Kanye’s suspect looking passenger have on those hot azz leather pants, when folks in the pics are wearing shorts??????
Oh Ye, why must you always test my love for you?
And I thought that was Eddie Long too.
WHAT GOOD IT DOETH A MAN TO PROFIT THE WORLD, BUT LOOSE HIS SOUL?
I cant with the stanky leg hot leather pants
and fast men.
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I am not going earlier than 7 a.m. no matter HOW hard Sandra tries. Nope.
Oh Ye, why must you always test my love for you?
You know that chit aint right
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Does that nukka have on suede slip on’s?????
In my Debbie Harry voice….
“Rappppppptuuuure”
Kanye LQQKS rather Dapper-n-Stylist but the DUDE with him LQQKS LIKE He calls Himself Ms. Fancy!!!
KDUB
I’ll see you in the Uppa Room.
I’ll have a sign that says “SR CREW”
I love Ye and I just don’t believe he is gay. I’m a big fan of his style
MEERKAT
thos are trouser socks!!!!!
Mirs says: Why dude with Ye look like he got on stockings with those suede shoes?????
you go straight to
mrsloveleighwilliams says:
I love Ye and I just don’t believe he is gay. I’m a big fan of his style
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I’m sure when the people packed up and moved to Jonestown they didnt think Jim Jones was crasy either
A $1.7 million car had better have a gold or platinum engine. (Yes, I know a gold or platinum engine will probably melt under extreme driving conditions, but a $1.7 million car is not meant to be driven so fast)
It was a rental…
$20k\day
I’m sure you guys have mentioned it plenty of times on here BUT I am so EXTRA BOTHERED by Ye’s companions leggings & his hairline! THAT NYGGA GOT ON LEGGINGS YO!
@KDub, we are >>>>>HERE<<<<<< bout them suede boat shoes.
That dude is a leather wearing in the summa time (Lela Rochon… “Waiting to Exhale”)slip on suede shoes when it is hot out…WIF stockings…tragic hairlined looking joka.
What does Ye SEE in him????
I’m sure when the people packed up and moved to Jonestown they didnt think Jim Jones was crasy either
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Tatted Diva says:
I’m sure you guys have mentioned it plenty of times on here BUT I am so EXTRA BOTHERED by Ye’s companions leggings & his hairline! THAT NYGGA GOT ON LEGGINGS YO!
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And “leggings” ain’t shatt but STRETCH PANTS…
KDUB
I’ll see you in the Uppa Room.
I’ll have a sign that says “SR CREW”
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I will BE there. Wearing a shirt that says “Wrap-ture”…smelling like fish grease due to Dawn and her plate selling endeavor.
I fantasized ’bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
That’s me, the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJs need to listen to the models
You ain’t got no fucking Yeezy in Serrato?
(You ain’t got no Yeezy, nigga?)
Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
I’m just a Chi-town nigga with a nice flow
And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
MEERKAT
thos are trouser socks!!!!!
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Bullchit.
Those the same kinda dancer stockings BeyNappy be wearing.
ALBoy says:
Leather Pants No Socks Bruh when the sides of your hairline goes back futher behind your ears than your glasses then it time to LET IT GO! And why is Lebron James even out dont he need his rest for playoffs? NOMANDATE
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YEEZY
Bullchit. Those the same kinda dancer stockings BeyNappy be wearing
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BeyNappy???
Ace says:
It was a rental…
$20k\day
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Being they are in France we didn’t think he drove/shipped it there. LOL.
Tatted Diva says:
I’m sure you guys have mentioned it plenty of times on here BUT I am so EXTRA BOTHERED by Ye’s companions leggings & his hairline! THAT NYGGA GOT ON LEGGINGS YO!
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And “leggings” ain’t shatt but STRETCH PANTS…:dead:
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ALBoy says:
Leather Pants No Socks Bruh when the sides of your hairline goes back futher behind your ears than your glasses then it time to LET IT GO! And why is Lebron James even out dont he need his rest for playoffs? NOMANDATE
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me to Gabriel: Um sir, I’m tryna find a long lost friend by the name of Redeemed
Gabriel *while lookin through book*
I’ve looked in the R’s and there’s no one here by that name
me: Well look in the H’s
Gabriel: There are no hypocrites here, but try downstairs
Bump that! We partying today!!!!!!!!!!
SHOUT OUT TO DJ JIMMY
And why did I JUST notice the yt lady in the green floral print doing a double take…looking at them like… “DIS NUKKA is KILLING ME with them leather pants…it is hot as SHYT out here”.
AL
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLASPHEMY AGAINST LEEBRON
@ MIRS – can you see the tatt on my arm? I tried to take a clear pic but you know…Camera Phone + Work = Blurry Pic! LOL
those cars are fly luscious whats good? kanye looks suspect just an observation..i dont think amber is missin much
why are his feet 60 times lighter than his face?
is he wearing Berkshire pantyhose?
I’m sleepy
@ Lucious My fault
S/n I cant take you serious without the Lips!
Sup ON1
Where you been
@LUSCIOUS
I’m gone need you to get the hell outta here like now.
“Him dowstairs”…
On1 says:
i dont think amber is missin much
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She’s missing the lifestyle. I don’t know who her knew guy is, but would he go to Cannes? Does he go to NY for Fashion Week?
why are his feet 60 times lighter than his face?
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Cause….He got the WRONG color pantyhose/knee hi’s.
He got nude when he needed a coffee. Its France. All they probably GOT is nude.
Al
I cant fix it til I get home!
Is there somethin I need to do to make you take me serious
HONEY YOU AINT SHYT
*first time commenting*…..Hello everyone
I love me some Kanye but why must he always have on Jeggins ,and always with a MAN with Jeggin 
YSO
what I do?????
hey Yall Crazy!!!
shake that body like a salt shaker!!!
workin mayne. How you been?
@OHONEY
Yes it is. He musta got that DeLorean up and running again.
I’ve been great!!!
@ Kingston Lebron got his stockins from MS Bosh
why are his feet 60 times lighter than his face?
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probably because he never has them out. I just told my hubby yesterday he needs to get some sun on his feet. they are twilight pale. always wears tennis shoes and socks
KDUB
If Only You Knew………..
@ kwall
& then they look ultra sheer in beige at that. bless his heart.
GAWT DAMMIT AL
@Brown OMG I AM HOLLERING @ YOUR CONVERSATION WITH GABRIEL
My question is for what? Like Suze Orman said the other day,why are people trying to impress others that they don’t know lmao! #pinkassness
@MrsWms
*goes to the SR.com nice members corner*
BROWNNNNN WHAT I DO?
YSO come over here with me
luscious says:I’m sure when the people packed up and moved to Jonestown they didnt think Jim Jones was crasy either
I say
I love Ye’!!!! period
Hey Snooty :wave:
@ ohoney
Ummm, there is no windshield on the car….I have nothing else left to say about this post…
Kingstonnnnnnn what I do that got you ova there nonchalantly sippin a beverage?
@OHONEY
I don’t belong there but I’ll come anyway.
Ok, for real the looks on their faces say:
Kanye: Damn, I did NOT want to bring this mug with me. Fukc!
The guygirlfriend: Shatt, I’m up in this piece! Hmmp, Ye, you know better, don’t even try to act funny. You knew I was “out” when we met….
What? Hmmp….
Its New!
@ ohoney
because when i clicked your link i didn’t see more pictures of you. so..
…at first I thought dude was Eddie Long, then I thought it was Lebron James with a few extra pounds put on…
I really hope that passenger dude has that hair condition because if not he needs to never procreate! the hair line is doing the lean back( fat joe’s voice)
Snooty you are one of the few that caught it
Kingstonnnnnn I wanted you to get a feel for my more sensitive side
Sandra…this could be our last day here on SR. We need more posts auntie….
i gotta question some of you ladies in here come across as being bi sexual…are any of you actually like that or are yall “playin”
@FEFE
The windshield would of been extra. You know we still in a recession and chit.
@KDub She was on Twitter earlier talkin about the CDC and how they have a post on their website to prepare us for the zombie apocalypse tomorrow
Just got off MSN. Apparently, negroes are robbing and killing for weave like hotcakes……..
@KUB HEY LADY
@BROWN.. girl that mess was hilarious
I bet dude in the car wit Ye did sum strange fa sum change that nite
@ON1
You ain’t know? Let some tell it, SR is the land of “fake lesbians”.
Hey erebody,
KDub
OHoney
kingstonn
Dawn Sheen
Mr. Blu
How ya’ll doing (In my WW voice)
TGIF
I hate that I love ALL yall!
@ KWall……put me a plate of tilapia on the side plz.
i was just wonderin’
Hey CandyK
PAGING @MIRS
Tatted Diva says:
@ MIRS – can you see the tatt on my arm? I tried to take a clear pic but you know…Camera Phone + Work = Blurry Pic! LOL
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I can’t see it.
#imblindasabatevenwithfoureyes
oh em gee!
there goes Dimpz…… *swoons*
@LUSCIOUS
I thought I sent your azz outta here already.
Hey Cfree, I just now noticed that your gravi has teeth!
Hey @CandyKisses… :wave:
Hugs @Dimpz neck tight!
Where is the birfday girl?
Hey Kanye
! Can I ride? I just want to see what it feels like to sit in a car that’s worth a Million…
CFREE says:
PAGING @MIRS
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C-Frizzle
What it do?????
@BROWN, u got sum splain’n to do
@yso
2 DRUG DEALERS IN A DRUG MONEY BOUGHT CAR… HOW ORIGINAL, NOT!!
Oh and did you know, once you drive a vehicle off the lot you lose 40% from depreciation? That drive is now worth 600k, lolz!!
@ Ohoney whats up baby?
What Up Kwall?
where is yvonne? i know she’s thinking what i’m thinking…
@DIMPZ
We love you too. :hugs:
Dimpz. So, uh, whatchu wearing tomorrow?
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@Dimpz I got an exkrta “Wrap-ture” t-shirt from Dawn…its yours if you want it…
@His will be here to bedazzle and soak them in gas after while…
@ Samuri SHUT UP!
U questioned me bout that patron like yeen know
*REMOVES BAG AND TIPS IN*
AND WAITS…
SITS IN
Good morning Yall!!!
CFREE
MIRS
CHOCO
KDUB
YSO
ALBOY
KINGSTON
BLUE
AND ALL THE OLD AND NEW SR FAM I MAY HAVE MISSED…
Could Kanye get any gayer?
@AWESOME
Here in the Chi the Magnificent Mile Retailers/Stores are trying to get a handle on these FLASH GANG Shop-Lifters… Got Police Cars/SUV’s and Undercover COPS posted damn near Everywhere
YT gets STR8 Shook over the Simplest Things HERE
Hey Al I’m good. How you doin ova there?
*grabs Kingston before she hits floor*
@ Crazy………Not a damned thang! I’m out the way I came in dis bish.
*squeeze Dubb and Yso extra tight, lets them go and sings Bad Boy’s Is This The End at the top of my lungs* Yso, you want Diddy’s verse.
cfrizzzzzzzzzzle!
So I am single and ready to mingle, where the sexy fellas at?
@Ya’ll aint that bout a bytch?
hey wut!
WUT!! :hugs:
Why you sneaking and and stuff?
CandyK is this a newly single celebration you got goin on?
KDUB I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T SPEAK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THIS DAY!
CONSIDFER OUR CONTRACT NULL AND VOID!!!!
Is anyone crossing anything off their bucket list pre-rapture?
Samuri SHUT UP!
some ppls are so mean like George Jefferson
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Y did you say that
WUTTTTTTTT
SUP Candi – don’t know any sexy fellas on SR
Anna, i think as long as shes in the limelight..shes good…they used each other and both benefited from it…shes a smart girl parlaying that into somethin else. Some of these hoes though, should take notes from Arnolds mistress. At least have somethin to show for it, if you are gonna do it.
@ELOVE
As they should.
@DIMPZ
I don’t want anything that was ever associated with Diddles.
Could Kanye get any gayer? No
Where is the birfday girl?
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Good question perhaps she got an early start and is HUNGOVER or just HUNGUP – I think she would prefer the latter
@ Luscious………I KNOW i’m good for one last heimlich before I go. *chokes on air*
OHoney says: CandyK is this a newly single celebration you got goin on?
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Oh HELL YES, but I’m in need of sum
right now, so need someone to 
any suggestions?
@WUT wut it is??
KANGSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
@ Yso…….That’s why I laughed after I asked, I knew what you were gonna say.
where the sexy fellas at?
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BlackPlanet
YSoSerious says:
WUT!!
Why you sneaking and and stuff?
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First and only time I put my actual picture up… Afraid of comments…
*holds on to bag just in case*
And HAPPY FRIDAY Everybody !!!
It’s Simply Beautiful here (Right Now…) I’ll be going Sight Seeing a little later because THE LADIES just LUV dressing appropriately for the Nice Weather here in The Chi
damn candy you just let any nigga eat you?
I dont know what I should eat for lunch that chit sucks cuz Im sitting here starving and undecided…
KNOWLEDGE
kdub….low blow
@FAYLA
I think I’m finally gonna let MAN smang it.
BlackPlanet
STOOOOOOOOPPPP you and AL damn
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I don’t want anything that was ever associated with Diddles.
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I’ll take YSO’s part then…Jaws is not THAT bad is he?
Hey @Wut!
kdub….low blow
OMG
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@YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I knew you wuved @MAN
@ELOVE hey suga gimme sum
YSoSerious says:
@FAYLA
I think I’m finally gonna let MAN smang it.
OHHHH JEEEEESUS! IT’S TRUE… THE END IS TOMORROW!!!!!!
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*lordforgivemeforallmysinsandtransgressionsforgivemeformysecretthoughts*
KDUB GET OUT!!!
@CFREE
Heeyyyy Now
so need someone to any suggestions?
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Call a friend
Knowledge I see you givin me that “look”
First and only time I put my actual picture up… Afraid of comments…
*holds on to bag just in case*
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Man FUGG dese folks!
*takes your bag from you and puts it back on the floor!
@WUT
Let your light shine. F*ck the haters.
@Wut
Fukc whomever don’t like it…
#thatisall
kdub that not you in your avi?
KDub says:
where the sexy fellas at?
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BlackPlane
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Ha ha
@ELove
<—red flavored Rapture-b-Gone juice
I wasn’t aware it was that bad though. I’m gonna have to beef up security for my imaginary super business…..
oh lawd.
blu number two?
KDub says:
First and only time I put my actual picture up… Afraid of comments…
*holds on to bag just in case*
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Man FUGG dese folks!
*takes your bag from you and puts it back on the floor!
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YSoSerious says:
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yallcrazy says:
@Wut
Fukc whomever don’t like it…
#thatisall
THAT’S WHY I WUB YALL BERRY MUCH!!!
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*usesbagtowipetears*
@WUT
Let your light shine. F*ck the haters.
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kdub that not you in your avi?
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That is mama Aretha Franklin.
I had my gravi up for over a year. Everyone who needs/wanted to know what I look like have seent it.
Brown he givin you the look huh?
@On1
Dawg when I clicked on Your Link I ALMOST Fell Out-of-my-Chair because I DIDN’T KNOW that BlackPlanet was STILL ACTIVE (Real…)
@CHOCO
No love from this end. But when I get left behind, I wanna be laughing my azz off. I think seeing MAN in person and naked will do that.
elove dont get the chicks goin again mannnnnnnn. you know how my babys mother and her mother and everybody else got a damn facebook…im good
ELove says:
@On1
Dawg when I clicked on Your Link I ALMOST Fell Out-of-my-Chair because I DIDN’T KNOW that BlackPlanet was STILL ACTIVE (Real…)
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^^^^^^^^^^ this right here ^^^^^^^^^^^
<– Believes that Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins!
(For the record)
@AWESOME
Put me down for a case of that. You got the purple kind too?
blackplanet — the world is yours.
Elove I never thought I’d have to say this but >>>
kingstonn u aint right ma smh
I think seeing MAN in person and naked will do that.
I’ll be back going to burger king 
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YSO
Dawg when I clicked on Your Link I ALMOST Fell Out-of-my-Chair because I DIDN’T KNOW that BlackPlanet was STILL ACTIVE (Real…)
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You know what @E…I love you. Cause we been down a LONG time…but this ish right here…you tryna KILL me and all…ONE DAY before the coming of the Lord at 7 a.m. on a Sat….just NO
@ON1
We wouldn’t do that.
Wait so they moved the time to 7am now? I thought I had until 6pm
@YSO
YEESSSSSSSSSS… I want the Purple Too SUGAR !!!
Honey-Baby (Comment #181)
I was just Being Honest (No Clowning Here…)
*takes a sip from Sam’s cup*
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Kingston! :wave:
*I know I already spoke but, IONO what the hell Sam got in that cup*
Yall keep playing (and hitting submit) and I’m not gonne be here tomorrow morning to see if I’m still here tomorrow afternoon…
*they tryna kill me in here*
I ain’t got no friends (like that0
Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
*wishes I’d have taken a vacation day JUST to go blow my LAST check*
@ELOVE
You can the SUGAR anyway you want. (REAL…):kiss:
@ PPE……………..COME HOLD ME ONE LAST TIME!
“An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire set up as service to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 to have their pets picked up and cared for after disaster strikes.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. “Once because they weren’t raptured and again because I don’t do refunds.”
@Choca aka Hippie
Some peeps like @Alboy still believe in the delusion we call “celebrity”.
SMH.
@Dimpz It’s really only the liquid version of the red pill in “The Matrix”…… and Redbull….
*thanks God I dont have to send this check off for my taxes*
I hope the damn IRS dont end up in heaven! I wonder if i still have to pay them
where is blu?
he’s on my list of things to do before Jesus comes in the morning..
Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
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IONO Dimpz, that’s why I just stated my position. Who’s to say it’s EST, CST, Mountain Time
Them calcs might be off too..give or take a day……. 
SR is gonna send you to the next world smiling and styling.
(hands you one of my Wrap-Ture t-shirts)
Are animals immune from the the Rapture?
and what look is that double L
*holds Dimpz real tight and smooths her hair*
@Blu #197 Guess who ain’t mad at him? (points at myself)
motorboating dimpz is on that list as well.
@ WUT
Wasssuppppppppppppppp….nice gravi.
I don’t get it. Is there a windshield that comes up out of that car? (serious question)
@ Crazy…….Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Heads to Radio Shack*
CFREE says:
U questioned me bout that patron like yeen know
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I didn’t
@WUT, Fugg what muhfuggas gotta say bout you.
<—OG Head nod
yallcrazy says:
Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
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IONO Dimpz, that’s why I just stated my position. Who’s to say it’s EST, CST, Mountain Time Them calcs might be off too..give or take a day…….
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That’s what I’m sayin. I’mma be ova here in Texas waitin on 6pm and its gon happen at 5pm
@Yso (puts on my tshirt) Where do I buy a fish plate from? I gotta eat before we get there in case the line is real long.
CFREE yes love
@BLU
That’s funny. And that’s totally something I would do/say.
kingstonn says:
where is blu?
he’s on my list of things to do before Jesus comes in the morning..
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45-north and Airtex
@ ohoney
i’m coming to ur house boo.
i know!
dammn nita
lmao blu
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*thanks God I dont have to send this check off for my taxes*
I hope the damn IRS dont end up in heaven! I wonder if i still have to pay them
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IRS IS DA DEBIL!!! I think they will be here and everyone who don’t make it has to stand in a long audit line as punishment.
@MzD stop and get me… it’s your turn to drive.
*sigh* Blu giving coordinates to where he is again. Where the hell is Man?
@Princess I aint either…. but these ppl are crazy
@YSO huh? Now you kno Im slow, so you kinda lost me…LOL
@DIMPZ
Some folks say that animals have no souls.
@PPM
You gotta find DAWN. Or maybe ALBOY the Hustle man. I’m sure he could hook you up.
*busts a U*
*Hits the gas*
I’m on my way Ma!
45N & Airtex you say?
*types that into my GPS*
Wait so they moved the time to 7am now? I thought I had until 6pm
Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
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No I said over on the other post that my ahhh “situation” hopes Jesus shows up by 7 a.m….so he don’t have to go to work tomorrow. I said nukkas looking for ANY-T excuse to get out of work on the weekend up to and INCLUDING…”Jesus came to get me so I couldn’t make it…”
@ Yso………..Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Them lil fuggas sure got personality though.
Knowledge you givin me that look like you wana take me to heaven personally!
Noonin to ya’ll!!
In preparation for the end of days tomorrow, I went and bought me one of those convertible Maybach things Kanye is driving with money stolen from the federal reserve….since I ain’t finna be here lone enough to serve any real jail time for it, ya know?
Got 30 hours to drive this thing before the world goes *BOOM!!!*
MzDimplez1123 says:
*sigh* Blu giving coordinates to where he is again. Where the hell is Man?
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LMFAOOOOO…. Dimpz we gon fight…lol
@ dimpz
manuel is off today.
*hugs KWall* THANK GAWD! Now I got time to run through Mall of America while i’m picking Princess up.
I hope the damn IRS dont end up in heaven! I wonder if i still have to pay them
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They probably already sent somebody to the pearly gates today to set up….with a metal lock box like they have at the front of the club…gonna be somebody sitting there with a metal lock box and a laptop to see if you paid.
OHoney says:
<<<<< me driving to meet Dimpz half way and scoop up Kingstonnnnn and Blu so they can "get acquainted"
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then where we goin
@ kwall
omg girl.. i’m still laughing at that.. “jesus came to get me so i couldnt come to work”
Aww Blu, I said that chit wit love but, you gots to be mo careful!
@ Jay……..He off getting his last tranny smang on before the Rapture huh?
Nita, —> Go put some clothes on gal!
*throws the GPS to ya* Can’t trust Blu, might end up in Novia Scotia
Thats the same dude he was with earlier this week by the beautiful water :homoswitch:
I have seen it all…skinnny leather jeans
Since the world is endin tomorrow that means the Thunder wins since they won the last game!
@BLU
I’s sorry. I forgot who I was typing to.
What-I-meant-was-I-would-take-them-folks-money-while-knowing-they-ass-wasn’t-going-nowhere-and-refuse-to-give-them-back-their-money-too.
Is that better?
@ Blu……………@ These gas prices, probably not too far.
that and then some Double L
Sassy
I tried to put up a fog lens pic for you but it didnt work
I’m at 43 latitude and 89 longitude
@ Crazy….I aint’ lost my mind just cause the world ending! I’m going to get Kingston! I wouldn’t let Blu give me directions to the corner store. Be walking around the block to cross he street and chit.
Love you Blu!
@ dimpz
hahahaha, probably. he texted me that he was off so he’s probably face deep in tranny parts right now.
Who coming to my house????? Somebody BETTER lemme smang befo we burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Between here & FB I’m hardly getting any work done today & since rapture’s tomorrow, guess it wont be done
<—-Believer for the record
Honey I dont think you have to worry about Blu and MZD gettin acquainted!
#familycomesfirst
@Brown
Did you?! Oh-damn! I appreciate the thought! I wonder if your fog lens will “summon” the other “fog lens” folks!
Mr.BluPhi says:
OHoney says:
<<<<< me driving to meet Dimpz half way and scoop up Kingstonnnnn and Blu so they can "get acquainted"
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then where we goin
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Not to a family reunion if that's what you're hoping for
*checks map to see which route to take to pick Sam up on the way to grab Princess*
*yelling* Sassy, come pick me up… *bags packed and waiting*
Ok Dimpz, get to her first, cuz Blu might… Shattt, who knows what…
@Blu
You can come to my family reunion.
My family is orginally from Tappahannock, VA…..where you don’t just fukk your cousins, but you everntually marry em!
Think I’m lying!
ohoney… STOP!
:hugs: @SASO
Can you come get me then? DIMPZ is closer but she is unlicensed. Don’t wanna die in a fiery car crash before I get to see the end of the world.
wait.
blu, you stay put.. i’ll come find you. we don’t need you getting lost. you gonna need your energy homie.
*looks at Luscious* So you ignoring me huh?
@ MM…Where you stay at?
*Google maps*
Looks @ mirs I gotcha but if the world ending gotta take a few people out first and rob a few banks b4 i come and smash
@Yall
I’m on the way!!!!!!! We finna be “ridin’ high”…..to the rapture and all!
@Brown
Am I the only one that thinks that anti-slur commercial they kept running during the game was gay?
Yso don’t forget shyt!
Hey SASSSSYYYYYY! Can I molest one time before it’s a Rap?
@Yso & Cha Cha
Everybody who can hop in through the roof of this too-expesinve azzed car can ride! :drive:
*I don’t stop for whores though. Male and/or female*
Lemme stop playing…. SASO luv da hoes!
So where is everyone
to????
@Awesome, that one was ghei and the beer one was too (4 guys sitting in the LR). IMO
sorry MZD I missed it
*throws MZD up against the wall to perform heimlich*
coimes up behind you and spreads your______ and then put my ______ in your_______ while my _________ is in your_________
@Dimpz & Knowledge, NJ babes, all day!!!!
Anybody got a school bus hookup?
I just finished the last of my Chick Fila spicy nuggets!! Now I’m sad!!!
I want some more!!!!!!!!
Stupid low-cal diet!!!!
@Choco
I’m driving to Jesus! Redeemed is the co-pilot.
Somebody can smang with Blu’s azz if you want too in honor of Rapture 2011….He may impregnate somebody and you will be stuck in the afterlife with a baby looking like him, his uncle-daddy and his second cousin on his momma and his daddy side.
Just be ready Choco, somebody will be to pick you up! *waiting with my napsack (handkerchief tied to a stick) for Sassy*
MzDimplez1123 says:
Anybody got a school bus hookup?
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Blu does, but it’s a short one.
*Sees Luscious post and almost drives up Sam’s porch*
It’s ok folks, i’m good! MM, I’ll be to get you after I *faints*
Choco aka Hippie says:
So where is everyone to????
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I’m goin to get Dimpz who made a u-turn to pick someone else up. I was gonna go get kingstonnnn but she went to pick up Blu cause he got lost around the corner from his house
*calls up the jack boys to come jack my old boss I couldnt stand for his hummer*
@Dimpz
You sure can!!!
CHA!! :hugs:
I don’t drive but I can send someone for you. You gotta put on half though. Or be willing to do a little something strange in exchange.
(looks at your naked bawday)
I don’t think we’ll have any problems.
My family is orginally from Tappahannock, VA…..where you don’t just fukk your cousins, but you everntually marry em!
Think I’m lying!
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*faints* IS THAT WHY CHRIS BROWN LOOK LIKE RADIO????????
Its a born in-bred defect?
(Precious momma Mary voice) DOWN SINDER.
@Kdub
*Gets up, blows horn for Sam to hairy it up* We GOTTA go meet Sassy!
@Mirs Brick city reppin NJ baby!
& dimpz, in case I don’t get to see your face again. I love the pic’s “come hither look” 70’s style
@ KWall…………..That shole is where he from
Whelp, I’m back… I was trying to see if I could get a buddy pass into the line for the rapture… I heard it starts on PST so it actually starts tonight… I would like to take this time to give out reach a rounds, hand jobs, below jobs and part time jobs to anyone interested.
@Kdub
And #289 is the second reason why!!
That may be the reason though. One of my aunt and uncle (married) brag all the time about the fact that they’re related. And around STRANGERS to the family too! I be wanting to be like: “Keep that inbred sh*t to yourself, with ya’ll hick azzes!!”
And all of their kids and grandkids look a little….. “strange.” They’re not slow or anything though….just hella ugly.
all this damn
yall doin by the time yall actually get to where yall goin it’s gon be tomorrow
Just be ready Choco, somebody will be to pick you up! *waiting with my napsack (handkerchief tied to a stick) for Sassy*
Okay standing naked on the corner hoping no one mistakes me for a whore 
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@Sassy
I thought HeySUS was coming to for us
@DIMPZ
And ^^THAT’S^^ why I’m riding with SASO.
@Dawn
I thought the rapture started at 6 PM tomorrow. ON PST time, that’d be 9 PM tomorrow night for most of us in here!
*really mad cuz I’ll be alone in okc*
@ Yso………Call me if she late though
What you scared of? You got less than 24hrs anyway. 
StillASassyOne says:
@Choco
I’m driving to Jesus! Redeemed is the co-pilot.
“Jesus on the mainline……..ohh…..Jesus on the mainline……”
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Tell ’em what you want!
If it’s tomorrow, I gotta lot of catching up to do….
Opens bible…. Genesis chapter 1…
@ dimpz
make sure you swing by dallas & get Lakes…
@Choco
You know you ALWAYS got a ride coming from me, Ms. Ocasio!!
StillASassyOne says:
@Dawn
I thought the rapture started at 6 PM tomorrow. ON PST time, that’d be 9 PM tomorrow night for most of us in here!
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IDK… I am usually on CP time so I’ll be ready by Sunday
#PlannedThisOutAndChit
@DIMPZ
Yes, but I want to stay out of any flames for as long as I can.
#IfTheresAHellTheyWaitingForMe
@Choco, or a ho
@Dimpz (Florida Evans voice) DAMN, DAMN, DAMN
*purs out alittle(1drop) liquor* Cuz I don’t think we’ll have any up there in Heaven.
*whipes forehead* I’m glad you came Dimpz! I live around alot of yt folks that “hunt” so I know they was waiting for this….
Dawn Sheen says:
StillASassyOne says:
@Dawn
I thought the rapture started at 6 PM tomorrow. ON PST time, that’d be 9 PM tomorrow night for most of us in here!
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IDK… I am usually on CP time so I’ll be ready by Sunday
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Thanks YSO I will sit on your lap in the back seat and use your locs for a seatbelt… *brushes against Ohoney on my way to the car with my naked bawdy!
SASO… thanks for offering me a ride…since Im naked everybody else just passed me up.. I think they thought I was whoring myself out on the corner and all I really wanted was to be the HOBURGER not left behind
@Wut
Don’t even watse your time reading from Genesis, aint gotta enough time for that! Start from “Revelations”, skip to Proverbs, hit Psalms, saunter through the book of John and end it the book of Eudoxie (cliff notes version.)
#Helpful
Genesis is just a play-by-play of who was screwing who anyway.
@Sass
MY BISH :hugs:
LOLITA you won’t be alone
– Im sending the hoveround for ya 
@Kingston……..I thought she was riding with you, Honey and Blu. I got her though.
2know the ledge says:
@Mirs Brick city reppin NJ baby!
________________
Yeah?????? I aint far from you.
Plainfield area.
So
@ WUT
Cramming for the Rapture and chit.
*dragging Yso’s azz up to the line* You coming with us, now just repeat after me…………..
@Choco
Hoveround?!
At the rate that thing goes, Brown is going to be the ONLY one left to see the rapture. That hoveround won’t get her to Hell or Heaven until NEXT Saturday!!
StillASassyOne says:
@Wut
Don’t even watse your time reading from Genesis, aint gotta enough time for that! Start from “Revelations”, skip to Proverbs, hit Psalms, saunter through the book of John and end it the book of Eudoxie (cliff notes version.)
#Helpful
Genesis is just a play-by-play of who was screwing who anyway
Oh so is that were everybody’s going? To reinact Genesis? 
I can be the narrator!
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I thought that was Sass who provided the cliff notes which were great by the way
SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
*pops the trunk* Them pink ppl *As the a$$hole I ride the train with calls them* Don’t want none.
*Passes someone a carseat*
Go pickup MIRS!!!
Mr.BluPhi says:
“An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire set up as service to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 to have their pets picked up and cared for after disaster strikes.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. “Once because they weren’t raptured and again because I don’t do refunds.”
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Silly ppl.
YSoSerious says:
So @ WUT
Cramming for the Rapture and chit.
I have always been told… Better late than never…
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*Drives to Barnes and Nobel for Bible cliffnotes.
*grabs anointin oil so that I can pray for errbody after our big orgy*
@Dawn, you prepared 546456456 days for lent, what it is the problem now?!?!?
Even more
at SASO offering the CliffNoted version of the bible.
If y’all bishes get raptured, I know some chit ain’t right.
Wait
did she say 
hoveround
*cues music*
“bone, bone, bone, bone…bone..bone..bone..bone..bone… now tell me what you gonna do…(when there aint no where to hide)….what you gonna do (when the reaper comes for you)….”
*mumbling rest of words since I don’t know them until*
“….. Ay man, I miss my uncle Charles ya’ll ….*mumble some more*…..hey…and we pray and we pray and we pray and we pray….everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday…”
@Sassy
Stop that I thought it was the most efficient means of transportation no traffic jams
Choco aka Hippie says:
I thought that was Sass who provided the cliff notes which were great by the way
SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
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Orgy in middle of a public park?
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
StillASassyOne says:
@Choco
I’m driving to Jesus! Redeemed is the co-pilot.
“Jesus on the mainline……..ohh…..Jesus on the mainline……”
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Tell ‘em what you want!
If it’s tomorrow, I gotta lot of catching up to do….
Opens bible…. Genesis chapter 1…
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Save ur self sometime…
In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.
The End…
I LOVE YOU GUYS I AM OVER HERE CHOKING ON MY CHIPS AND SALSA
*disclaimer: I apologize in advance for the Intense Mocha behavior*
@ Cha……I WAS gonna come getchu. I had just logged back into Google, almost ran into a truck, had to regroup, when someone else offered to so, I figured i’d see you at the
You KNOW I ain’t getting Raptured witout chu
(pinches OHONEY’s right thigh extra hard)
You leave SR’s resident Pocket Gangsta alone right now!
not there now though Mirs brick city born. In Nc now. Scoots over to Double L and brings Mirs you won’t be alone
HOBURGER!!!! 2 people are already headed your way & I think Dimpz is one of them.
You know the burgers gotta stick together, we got chu! *gets ready to go kidnap Yso*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO @ Honey, Dimpz, Sassy, Kdub, Kingstonn, and Mirs
@Sassy,
& Sasha, or Tasha 
a deaf mute midget
“OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing….”
SASO has left the building early on account of DAWN!!
Dawn’s recap literally has me
I HATCHU! 
And screw you too Sass for that Crossroads remix
YSO
I bruise easily
Things I Will Use The Coming of the Lord as an excuse:
My kids: Ma whatchu cooking tonight?
Me: Nothing. Jesus is coming and no need to have any leftovers. Make a sammich.
My momma: Did you get paid today? Can I hold $50?
Me: Nope. Jesus is coming and there is a MASSIVE line at the ATM.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Narrator. Damn you Wut! I was SPOSED to have til tomorrow!
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Had to send somebody from here first so you can come back and tell us what to expect…
Choco aka Hippie says:
I thought that was Sass who provided the cliff notes which were great by the way
SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
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Get flucked during a live PSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:blow: 
<——facial.
LMAO “pocket gnagster”
I hate Dawn so much!!!!!
*Add Dr. Dre’s “Detox” to that list as well.*
Save ur self sometime…
In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.
The End…
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nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…
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I wonder if there is a way I can just go EARLY. Fugg it.
:jack: *furiously produces repopulation juice*
*shaking my fist* Damn you Dawn. *wearing my t-shirt that says I
Dawn*
I’m crying so hard I had to take my glasses off. Yall KNOW a bish can’t see!
I wonder if i’ll see better in the afterlife.
@LL
I need you to log out please! My baby looking at me crazy for laughing at you searching for Redeemed
@DAWN
I still really, really hate you today…
and :gone:
@WUT and Mirs
I think I wanna be taken like the lead guy in the movie Crank took shorty at the asian market – I loved that he couldn’t hold back 
Anyone going to Preakness this weekend – I so want to go….
i know!
where is His! i need her to hump my leg before i can step on over..
@ Choco………What time is it? Gotta make sure i’m still gone be HERE and chit.
*picks Honey up off the floor* Damn, Whatchu been eating?
@KDUB
I might just take the first thang smoking to hell just cause I am sooo done with DAWN right now…
yallcrazy says:
*shaking my fist* Damn you Dawn. *wearing my t-shirt that says I Dawn*
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i’M JUST A SINNER SAVED BY GRACE…
367 posts…
Is there a recap?
2know the ledge says:
not there now though Mirs brick city born. In Nc now. Scoots over to Double L and brings Mirs you won’t be alone
_______________
My sis moved to Charlotte 3 years ago.
:kisses: to all my bit.ches.
But why y’all preparing? I thought hellmongers get left behind?
KDub says:
Things I Will Use The Coming of the Lord as an excuse:
My kids: Ma whatchu cooking tonight?
Me: Nothing. Jesus is coming and no need to have any leftovers. Make a sammich.
My momma: Did you get paid today? Can I hold $50?
Me: Nope. Jesus is coming and there is a MASSIVE line at the ATM.
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Goes into office and SUPER SMACK THE BOSS Tell him/her that God told you he wouldn’t let you into heaven if there was any unfinished business.
@DIMPZ
it starts at noon
You may make it
*summons church organ*
*Anna Mae Bullock style (shoulders moving like Bey in the beginning of that “Run the World” vid)*
“This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine! This little light of mine (oh hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, HEYYYY!!!) Bright light *clap* ….my little light, I’m gonna let it shine!! Bright…light…*clap* ..my little light, I’m gonna let it SHINE!! LEt it shinneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oh yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”
Any more church music requests?
OMGGGGG
OTBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
It MUST be the end! Look who showed up.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY OTB!
Is that OTB?!?!
THESE ARE THE END TIMES! I’M REALLY AFEARED NOW!!
yallcrazy says:
I know I have been puttin on a few pounds
*picks Honey up off the floor* Damn, Whatchu been eating?
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*wipes crumbs off my face and picks up spicy chicken leg that fell outta my pocket when I fell*
@Dawn, Aren’t we all?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Anyone going to Preakness this weekend – I so want to go….
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uM HELLO- WE only going to heaven or hell or the Keri Hilson listening party this weekend… haven’t you been paying attention? There is no more panty pudding, the milk has gone bad.. the world is over like Flo rIDA’S NINTENDO 64 controller hairline.
otb, bish.. where you been! i couldn’t function without you… *faints*
@ Sassy………..You play Gangsta Lean, I ain’t mad atcha or Bury me a G?
*snatches H-Townmama glasses off her face and puts them on*
IS THAT OTB??!!!
Damn!!
The rapture must REALLY be coming!! OTB is here!! Hey girl!!
You need a ride with us on the midday train to
HellGeorgia?OutsidetheBox says:
:kisses: to all my bit.ches.
But why y’all preparing? I thought hellmongers get left behind
_____
No, I am going to heaven… I paid via paypal
*Wishes I could hate Dawn*
Ace says:
367 posts…
Is there a recap?
_—–
Recap of bible, please read Comment #339
H-Town I just wanted to know of thwe founder of Bible Buddies of AMerica was there!
OTB!!!!!
Sassy, can I have the N’orleans version of When The Saints Come Marching? Please and Thank you
*looks around for Flo, Corp, Krysi & Mean*
this really must be the end..
Dedication for Dimpz
“See we was once two niggas of the same kind, quick to holla at a hoochie with the same lies. You was just a lil younger but you still rolled. Got sent to YA and hit the hood swole. Even when you had a jheri curl, didn’t quite learn. On the block with the homie trippin off sherm…..”
GOTDAMMIT DAWN!!
(calls a cab to just take me to hell right now before this broad kills me dead permanently)
This —>i’M JUST A SINNER SAVED BY GRACE…
Made me think of this–> I ain’t no killer, But don’t push me (Tupac)
charlotte is cool not NJ though@ mirs how your sister like it?
OutsidetheBox says:
@Mirs needing a carseat. I cant even come in the dam.n thread good. Just like Black people…always killing.
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OTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heyyyyyy lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dedication for Ya’ll
*play music from Juvie’s “Back Dat Azz Up” remixed in with some “Make ‘Em Say Ughhhhh”*
“I told ya’ll I’m the colonel of these muhfukkin Saints!!!! Ya’ll after big bangs, I’m at the pearly gates! 3rd Ward hustlers, Deacons & Jehosephat, Mary, Peter, and Paul, we’s ready for combat!”
*bridge*
“You can’t stop us, cause we don’t stop…these Saints keep marhcing, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!”
@ Sass…..Don’t forget BIIM’s version of It’s so Hard To Say Goodbye
You cute. Might not get another chance to say that.
(goes back to waiting for my cab ride to hell)
2know the ledge says:
charlotte is cool not NJ though@ mirs how your sister like it?
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She loves it down there.
What part you in???
morning
Paypal? You gone be the first to get left behind!!!!!
@Dawn
the world is over like Flo rIDA’S NINTENDO 64 controller hairline.
*Bernadine voice* I.hate.chu.
Hey Candi!
See this the chit i’m talkin about….
rapture commin and Dimpz do drove cross the world to slap ass and get aked hemliched…riding dirty and aint mentioned ME nor Little Deuces…ONCE!
*puts on his shades*
It’s alright lil deuces Mommy just went to the store… *Glares at Dimpz*
I so love/hate all y’all right now!
at Dawn, LL, Kdub
dimpz
*hands u a chicken pot pie*
CANDI!! :hugs:
Where was you? Packing for the Rapture?
*borros the bedazzler form His and makes MERRKAT a onsie that says “PINT SIZED G” on it*
Did Sandra beat us to 5.21 Y is there no new post
Yall gone be in BIG trouble if Redeemed finds out about YALLS antics in here.
*Knits a Jesus is REAL snuggie of the afterlife*
**of = For
Who paying for to go to Heaven via Paypal?! You’d be better of putting it on a RUSH card!! Or an EBT! At least those funds are guaranteed!! Heaven finna lose your “reservation” like Lil Kim lost those mixtapes she was finna send out!
@ ace
i thought you were sleep somewhere. you weren’t supposed to see any of that. #helpful
Fuggin
@ ACE
WHY WON’T Y’ALL LET ME LIVE UNTIL 6 PM TOMORROW?! WHYYYYYYY?!
yso i been home working hard
SANDRA!!
Since it’s the rapture, can you “un-ban” all the old folks from before so we can have a “Going Straight to Hell” party?
We may can get that chick Amulet back! And Charles! And AttorneyMom!
I thought that I wasn’t gonna see you till we met up in Heaven tomorrow some time. Brown’s gonna be holding up a SR sign
*
Candi like a koala bear* Bish how you know these was my fave?!
@ Ace…….I was expecting YOU to locate Redemmed and some the other bible thumpers to ensure that Lil Dueces was guaranteed passage.
#TakingOneForTheTeam
at least i get to go to a free screening of kung fu panda 2 before the end :woot:
“PINT SIZED G”
Did Sandra beat us to 5.21 Y is there no new post
Heaven finna lose your “reservation” like Lil Kim lost those mixtapes she was finna send out!
I wish I was Tyler Perry or Ms. O. Y’all mofos would have a show. I just cant.
thanks yso and im in charlotte
ACE
I tried to respect your relationship but you see i was coerced!
She caught me at a vulnerable state sweeing as how I was hysterical bout the rapture and all
@ sassy
hahahahah, that would be funny as hell if she brought back Charles..
twin!
there’s gonna be a SR section in the afterlife?
@ KIngston……..I been calling Ace since I jumped in the car. That damned Boost phone of his is STILL trying to locate the subscriber.
@CANDI
Mmm…Hmm…
(Sonic foot tap)
Where MY chicken pot pie, hoburger?
SASSY
Outofworkattorneymom was banned??????
Yet i’m the bad guy…
Me and Deuces will be aiight
but someone might get “Left Behind” like they left there family behind….
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*borros the bedazzler form His and makes MERRKAT a onsie that says “PINT SIZED G” on it*
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I sooooooo
you Brownie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
<—-OG Head Nod
@ dimpz
but wait, he wasn’t worried about lil deuces cause he was over there sleep!
over 400 comments
Carry on!
*glares @ Brown*
Is you ForSerious?! So it’s ALL my fault huh? 
Twin, Yep!
*goes to lunch, walking slow taking everything in*
@Ace, Dimpz sent somebody to pick you up! Go look through the comments.
#liesforfriends
Sonic foot tap doe?????
Where yall get this shit from???
I missed this mofo like I missed my period when I had them 3 chirrens back to back…to back. *deep sigh*
OTB!!!!!
Where is Queen City?
And….wayammmment….did that heffa SASO…just do a No Limit/Cash Money MELODY of “When the Saints March They Azzes In”…
what in the fupa camel toe hell
whats for lunch?
@ otb
we missed you too!
Well looka AprilRain? Howyoudoinggirl?
yso it’s still in the oven, i put some secret ingredients in it
StillASassyOne says:
SANDRA!!
Since it’s the rapture, can you “un-ban” all the old folks from before so we can have a “Going Straight to Hell” party?
We may can get that chick Amulet back! And Charles! And AttorneyMom!
______________
I knew I hadn’t seent the eattorney lately, when did she get disbared? Sandra be banning folks like the rapture…
@ KIngston…He always accusing me of leaving the baby. I had him WITH me on my last roadtrip. I’m sacrificing myself instead of the kid and he STILL ain’t happy.
Save ur self sometime…
In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.
The End…
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Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Over on BlackPlanet.
She did @Kwall!
But that was after you denied that teen gurl of urs $50 cause of the doom. 
yes i’m the bad guy ….always…
AprilRain says:
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Carry on!
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”???? Are her and Ch***** both missing now? I’m genuinly concerned.
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She is outta town on assignment.. covering who can see how many ppl viewed ur profile on facebook
I’m doing good! Glad its friday of course. Boss aint here so even better! And u ma?!
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KDub says:
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Over on BlackPlanet.
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I thought she was on Monster.
Best comment I’ve seen on a news story relating to the end of the world:
“Wow. If Christ is coming on Saturday, do I need to set an extra place for dinner? Does he prefer red or white wine? Oh wait, I’ll just give him water and he can change it to whatever he prefers……………..”
BROWN, YOU LIKE MY CAMEL TOE!!
@ Ace……..Nobody called you a bad guy
the eattorney lately, when did she get disbared
*mascara just welling up in my eyes* It kinda burn #cryingtearslaughing
KDub says:
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Over on BlackPlanet.
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SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
I CANT TELL
#imalady
i hope whoever moves in the apt across from me is fine
Blank Planet.. LMAO!
KDUB I SWEAR I HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MZD
and now it’s too late so I’m not thinkin clearly
I’m sorry I was delusional, I’m in a highly emotional state right now thinkin bout that guy I wanted to
WHAT DA HEEZY IS GOING ON IN HEA?!?!
LOL!
Mirs you aint chit!
AprilRain says:
BROWN, YOU LIKE MY CAMEL TOE!!
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No, I’ve seen a better camel toe on jay Z
@Kdub
I shole did! I’m finna dub that joint to one of those Memorex discs, sell it on Paypal and go DIAMOND!
@Kdub & Mirs
Ya’ll both wrong!! She is on CAREERBUILDER and ya’ll know it.
@Everybody
I ain’t know if she got banned ot nor- I was just saying it since I aint seent her round these parts in a while.
Save ur self sometime…
In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.
The End…
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THIS CHIT HERE
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
is that Khloes camel toe?
cha’ll tom’bout?
I thought she was on Monster.
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OMG *light bulbs*
@MIRS SAID MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks @ lil deueces*
Moomy is gonna wonder why she got “left behind” and its because she can’t be wrong…nore is she willing to fix the problem…
Don’t worry daddy will find us a place to go why we await jesus …this Christan lady e-mailed me a flier yesterday we can go see what it’s all about…grab you favorite toy and come on….
*fondles OTB for 567392957 mins cause i neva know when ima see her again*
oh how i’ve missed ju!! 
thank you for clearin that up for me
StillASassyOne says:
@Kdub
I shole did! I’m finna dub that joint to one of those Memorex discs, sell it on Paypal and go DIAMOND!
@Kdub & Mirs
Ya’ll both wrong!! She is on CAREERBUILDER and ya’ll know it.
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What about indeed . com or the local temp agency sites???????
AW I missed yall getting at Black Planet dude
Why you just opend it up though 
<—– did someone already point that out
Dawn Sheen says:
KDub says:
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Over on BlackPlanet.
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OMG *LIGHT BULBS BRIGHT LIKE THE RAPTURE LIGHT*
@FUPA area and Khloe’s toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I.just.got.it. @Brown
*shuts down keyboard. Fuc.k you and you and you and you. Im leaving this hel.l. hole!!!!
@CANDI
“Special ingredients” huh? Maybe you should gone head and let Snoopy have it.
@APRIL
Is that really a shot of your crotch?
Cha Chillin says:
SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
I CANT TELL
#imalady
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You ladies type way to fast or me or some shyt lol…
Frenchy! Hissy!
I was gone cry faever if yall hadn’t come through today.
*ear to phone* Please hold while the subscri *hangs up*
Cha Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *makes it clap on ur head*
g’day @Al
Cha Chillin says:
Dawn Sheen says:
KDub says:
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Over on BlackPlanet.
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She usually YAWNS at everything
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Old people ywan a lot… maybe she was an elder attorney?
Cha Chillin says:
Dawn Sheen says:
KDub says:
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Over on BlackPlanet.
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She usually YAWNS at everything
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Ya or she says “Blank Stare”
Dimpz!! hey babyyyyyyyyyy
@Mirs
She’s on the THELADDERS.com. You know….that website for jobs over $100K/year…..
She’s probably on the “going down” part of the site though…
(leans over and tells the cab driver to speed it up)
I need to get away from you bishes asapedly. Just find myself a nice quiet corner in hell…
what in the fupa camel toe hell
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QuettaV dont chu lie!!!!!!
*bats lashes @Otb*
YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *fcks up ur hair*
She gone come in here and #BlankStare the hell outta y’all.
StillASassyOne says:
@Mirs
She’s on the THELADDERS.com. You know….that website for jobs over $100K/year…..
She’s probably on the “going down” part of the site though…
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@Yso- Yup, all me!!! Ya right, thats Khloe K!!!
PB can’t speak?
SASO!!! *humps ur leg like a small hawnay dog*
YALL bishes done ran YSO off!
*licks Kingstonns face*
bish AS IF I’d not speak to you!
AprilRain says:
QuettaV dont chu lie!!!!!!
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AorilRain I am not new!!!!! I am one of those who lurk and twerk in the korna!
@His
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! *turns over so you can hump my front*
@Dimpz
Go ahead continue your crusade…
Me and Deuces got this…when just got direction to some christan ladies house…she holding a prayer session…she just EMAILed me directions….
HIS!! :hugs:
My day ain’t complete until you fukk up my locs. I’m gonna miss you when Heysus comes tomorrow.
Twerk in the Kona!!
So what time are we all suppose to turn to dust tomorrow? Anyone know?
YSoSerious says:
She gone come in here and #BlankStare the hell outta y’all.
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what she gone do? @#$^&*!! us?
Dis Nicca TOO trusting. Gone have my kid in Waco somewhere.
I got *caught up in the rapture* jumpsuits going for $20.99.. I got all colors!
@APRIL
6 pm Eastern Standard Time I believe.
@DAWN
Exactly. Don’t that just make your nuts tuck themselves in fear?
They said the earthquake coming between 6am-6pm! I’ll just be getting out the club around 5am. That gives me an hour to get home and repeant if it’s happening at 6am!
Who gonna hump me before we all perish?
DIMPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ im here baby! damn it took me foever but im here !
*logs back in* Jumpsuits?
Gurl whurr????
@Fiance, U AINT HUMPING NOBODY NUT ME!!!
*going to roll a
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What happens when nothing happens?
Thinking back to the Y2K days, hahahah, people were all scared!
KDub says:
Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
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Well, you know The Rapture is tomorrow. Maybe she caught the early express
MIRSSSSSSSSSSSS! I see you!!!!! Yous a hottie!
thanks boo!!!
Happy B day French Gal!
Happy Birthday FrenchGuhl
@kingstonn
@ SR, A KDUB….LMFAO!
all the monies and still cant smile. just shows that money or lots of will not make u happy.. ye looks unhappy