Are you going to see ‘Jumping The Broom’ when it opens everywhere tomorrow?
Last month, I bumped into a distinguished looking older woman at Phipps Plaza while on my way to Saks Fifth Avenue. She was wearing a tailored suit, which is what caught my eye. After a little small talk, she told me she was on her way to see T.D. Jakes’ ‘Jumping The Broom.’ “ “Oh, you couldn’t find a date?,” I teased. And that’s how I got into the Atlanta screening of ‘Jumping The Broom’ 3 weeks ago.
Last night was the Los Angeles premiere of TriStar Pictures’ ‘Jumping The Broom’, starring actors Pooch Hall, Laz Alonso, Romeo Miller and Mike Epps. The men posed on the red carpet at the Cinerama Dome Theater in Los Angeles, California yesterday.
(Photos by Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)
Even though I’ve seen it already, I’m going to see it again because it’s one of those feel good movies that make you laugh all the way through it. Paula Patton is such a delight on the screen. And Romeo Miller is good, though he needs a few more acting lessons. But if you like ‘The Game’ on BET, you will love this movie!
I went to a screening for it last Wed and I though it was a great movie!
Laz Alonzo #CGI
POOCH!!!! Lovin ya, man. Can’t wait to see this tomorrow.
Teyana Taylor looks great when she is dressed more feminine
“But if you like ‘The Game’ on BET, you will love this movie!”
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LOVE THE GAME so that’s good enuf for me.
….I juss wanted to put that
Is Pooch still married? U never see him and the wifey anywhere.
“Oh, you couldn’t find a date?,” I teased. And that’s how I got into the Atlanta screening of ‘Jumping The Broom’ 3 weeks ago.”
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Go Head Auntie WiTChA bad SelF!!! ya Game is on point! thats why i fuqs witchu
This is a must see for me. Too many handsome men not to see. Everyone looks great.
Looks like a great movie I will be seeing don’t know about opening nite tho! Teyana has a such a cute bod not feeling the hair- and why is Romeo looking hella old in that pic…
6 smurfette1920 says:
Is Pooch still married? U never see him and the wifey anywhere.
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Yes, he’s still married. There’s a premier pic of him and his wife on another site.
I probably will see it on bootleg. If I DO go see it, it definitely won’t be on opening night. Some people don’t know how to act in large crowds.
But if you like ‘The Game’ on BET, you will love this movie!
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Then I’m gonna hate this movie…cause I think ‘The Game’ sucks…..
But kudo’s to T.D. Jakes for giving black actors and actresses some work and putting money in their pockets
Im thinkin Laz looks better far away
I been too busy listening to my yt co-worker cuss her husband owt all afternoon to participate in the past two posts…
Anywho, I am not sure how I feel about the JJ Evans prom episode jacket Pooch got on…Everyone else looks good.
Yeah imma go check it out this weekend
YUUUUUUM; Paula Patton….and I do even dig feminine women!
NO NO NO…I just cannot see what it is that chicks see in Laz Alonso. He ain’t cute and his face is always screwed up like he smell ass or something….
Now, POOCH
thas my baby right there…
OAN Day-Day take them too little shades off….
Not the Happy Days tuxedo. Pooch does nothing for me. Romeo is looking like the police just searched him and Mike Epps is just wrong for his kid’s glasses. We all know you’re high. Stay true to yourself.
ohpretty1 says:
Not the Happy Days tuxedo. Pooch does nothing for me. Romeo is looking like the police just searched him and Mike Epps is just wrong for his kid’s glasses. We all know you’re high. Stay true to yourself.
all o’ dat
Laz does nothing for me, he looks arrogant as heyul. Ju not dat fine
Teyana has a smashing lil figure
Last month, I bumped into a distinguished looking older woman at Phipps Plaza while on my way to Saks Fifth Avenue. She was wearing a tailored suit, which is what caught my eye. After a little small talk, she told me she was on her way to see T.D. Jakes’ ‘Jumping The Broom.’ “ “Oh, you couldn’t find a date?,” I teased. And that’s how I got into the Atlanta screening of ‘Jumping The Broom’ 3 weeks ago.
Get it Sandy
I agree with Choco.. TT is cute, but the hair is too dramatic- hated it!
ohpretty1 says:
Not the Happy Days tuxedo. Pooch does nothing for me. Romeo is looking like the police just searched him and Mike Epps is just wrong for his kid’s glasses. We all know you’re high. Stay true to yourself.
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Yeah, Percy’s son do look like he just broke away from being violated by one time
And I much as I
Pooch, he shoulda got his look down to a T before walking the carpet…tie all crooked and shyt
KDub says:
Anywho, I am not sure how I feel about the JJ Evans prom episode jacket Pooch got on…Everyone else looks good.
i hate chu..
i’ll wait til it comes out on redbox or blockbuster express and i have a free rental code
KDUB I HATE YOU WITH EVER FIBER IN MY BEING!
His, that jacket shoulda been baby blue with white trim
Damn, something about a group of fine looking men…
I take that back,
thank Mike Epps.
KDub says:
Anywho, I am not sure how I feel about the JJ Evans prom episode jacket Pooch got on…
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Oooh, you stoopid
*thanks*
since when did romeo have a goatee?
it kinda suits him
Teyana Taylor & Pooch Hall. *fans self*
lovezoe says:
I probably will see it on bootleg. If I DO go see it, it definitely won’t be on opening night. Some people don’t know how to act in large crowds.
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I feel the same way. I will see it one day during the week next week when everyone else is supposed to be at work…during matinee time.
*swings from Kingstonns hair*
sup bish?
Happy Birthday Chris :blow:
@Candi, it does kinda suit him eh? lil fine muthafcker
aye Choc, gimme the dirty emoticon codes, thx
I tried to the tissue spitting one earlier and it no worky!
lemme try another, :blow: did I get it?
Actually I think James Evans, Jr. had on Pooch’s jacket in a dark blue shade…but it had the SAME dark trimming! Not sure why HE was the first person who came to mind when I saw Pooch’s jacket but he was!
And don’t ACK like yall don’t remma that episode! When Debbie Allen was his junkie date!
@HIS makes him look older
he got the disheveled just came home from work and i untucked my shirt and loosened my tie so let’s get ready to
look
@His
Jack for :jack:
I need to know who made those leggings that Eve had on on 106npark… I need em in my life, I want em in my life.. gotta have em in my life
hisssssssssss!
you know you taller than me so how that’s gonna work?
Mike Epps shouldn’t be standing near that group of men at all. Bless his heart.
Teyana Taylor looks like Cicely Tyson.
:jack:
did it work? if it did, i’m complete
@Candilicious,
exactly…
I want some Coldstones Candi!!
*crawls up His left leg into her panties* :poocorn:
Damn it’s hot in here
kingstonn says:
Mike Epps shouldn’t be standing near that group of men at all. Bless his heart
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My thoughts exactly!
@Kingstonn, ion know but im iz a swanging, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! lol
my sisters friend thinks Mike Epps is sexy *snickers* I’m certain she is slightly retarded tho…
I swear fo’ jaysus Cicelys face pisses me off…
*giggles @ lucious*
Teyana Taylor looks like Cicely Tyson
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Between co-worker’s hubby…who keep calling his dumb azz back for MORE verbal abuse…and comments like this I will not make it to nightfall.
NOT Miss Jane Pittman…Why must I crrrrry
?????
Did this heffa say “poocorn”
I love me some fine black men. I have to go see that. Teyana looks cool for once, Afro not as full.
Am I the only one that thinks Mike Epps’ head looks funny in this picture? Is his head photoshopped on some else’s body?
Honey I promise that was an honet mistake fitting as it may be
2cents says:
Teyana Taylor looks like Cicely Tyson.
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@His u can get free coldstone on ur birthday
Mike Epps shouldn’t be standing near that group of men at all. Bless his heart.
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I was thinking the exact same thing….he looks SO outta place…
Kimberly Elise looks like Cicely too
Bigbadwolf says:
I love me some fine black men. I have to go see that. Teyana looks cool for once, Afro not as full.
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I always thought she was a man…I guess these pics say other wise….I guess
@kingston dam u good
@Candi! my gawd damn birthday is in Sept!
i think i may have to take a lil trip’sy on over there 2night
Cicely tyson? Speech in every movie Cicely? I can’t…
@ his
Mike Epps has never been sexy a day in his life. Someone set his ass up by making him stand next to that pack of gorgeousness.
*spanks Laker*
oh well just show some
to the guy scooping ur ice cream for now @His 
lakes
What I do? Lol.
@ chibytex : yes: U thought wrong. Got the name from an ex, cause I huff and puff, and blow the other byches out the water. Nice to meet cha
HEYYYY EVERYONE HOPE ALL IS WELL!!!
Teyana lookin mighty scrumptious
and blow the other byches out the water. Nice to meet cha
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Well DAYUM
aw.
bigbadwolfy, ( I have a habit of renaming people) you have such a pretty smile!
Smiles are my weakness.
Hey Harlem
*raps to ‘that’s what lil girls are made of’ by ravenpresses sees HARLEM and presses pause on my walkman*
i’ve found a billion places in NYC to try yummy pastry!
*smiles real big*
Hey Kingstonnnnnnnnn
Bigbadwolf says:
@ chibytex : yes: U thought wrong. Got the name from an ex, cause I huff and puff, and blow the other byches out the water. Nice to meet cha
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umm
@the underground. tis all.. 
LUSCIOUS I know I been gone for a min but I am happy you deal with death much better than I ever would in my life. Color purple though
loves it
@bigbadwolf DIIIIZZZAM!!
MY TRINI!
*faints*
ohoney, you already know you in there like a thong on a fat bish.
Sandra why did you photoshop Mike Epps pic.
Thanxs Kingstonn. U too!
CANNNDDDIIII for real rat now I can jump on I95 to see you and give you a caramel apple that spells out CANDI IS THAT BISH
that is my song and yes I had the tape and went to buy it at the WIZ back then 
Harlemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i see some confusion inhere
FIANCE!
sup baby?
@Bigbad, ju purdii n whatnot
@Candi, *pushes rack up* i guess if theres no other way
KINGSTONNNNN *wines real nasty on your desk and knocks over your computer* hey guhl
Harlem,
my step dad was 83 and lived a long and full life and was in my life 31 yrs and would give his last to me so I was very fortunate and gratefut to have him in my life so while I’ll miss him dearly I try and focus on the positive!
plus it helps to know I was his favorite!
His_Mommy623 says:
i see some confusion inhere
RIGHT!!
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Uhmm like WTF??
@SANDRA ROSE
Why the hail the pic of Paula Patton all small but you got that pic of Bone Thugs-n-Harmony all large and chit?
FIANCE
please and thanks!! HEYYYYYY my love what it do?!! Hmmm havent suited up in my latex and drop it for you in a min *slides down clear pole that lights up and say FIANCE KITTYS IS MINE*
CHOCOOOO hey hun :jack: just cuz
**WAITS FOR HARLEM TO MOLEST HER IN SOO MANY WAYS***
NOTHING BUT AMOR!
@HIS AINT IT THO???
@BIGBADB!TCH <<CAN I CALL U THAT CUZ I LOVED THAT RESPONCE
sup manuel
@ his Right on. Ditto
my step dad was 83 and lived a long and full life and was in my life 31 yrs and would give his last to me so I was very fortunate and gratefut to have him in my life so while I’ll miss him dearly I try and focus on the positive!
my step mom lives that long…she has been there for me for 24 years each and every step Ive mad…good, bad or indifferent….
plus it helps to know I was his favorite!
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I hope and
She is who I consider my mother…. so I truly understand……
harlem are u participating in the walk that His was talm bout in manhattan next weekend also?
KDub says:
Actually I think James Evans, Jr. had on Pooch’s jacket in a dark blue shade…but it had the SAME dark trimming! Not sure why HE was the first person who came to mind when I saw Pooch’s jacket but he was!
And don’t ACK like yall don’t remma that episode! When Debbie Allen was his junkie date!
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I love Good Times. I remember that episode because it was a two parter, and we had to wait a week to see the rest. It’s hard to believe that JJ and Debbie are around the same age.
How terribly exciting.
@BIG BAD WOLF
“… I huff and puff, and blow…”
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:jack: <<warmin up for ya'
:blow:
Befitting name… befitting.
BigBadWolf/MamaJamma
You are rather prety, prettier than some of the other folks I dun seen
:hugs: Lakes
:blow: @ Harlem
KINGSTONNNNNNNNNNN
and Man
Harlem I was just asking about you earlier. You can’t be disappearing on folk all Willy nilly..
LUSCIOUS I should take some notes from you because me and death and to someone like your stepfather would break me but its people like you that lets me know its ok
DISCLAIMER
*RUN ON SENTENCES NO TIME FOR SRUCTURED PROPER SENTENCES*
Is Laz “THE GHEY” too? :prays: not
Im still trying to figure out…but whatever…
and wont give a chit in 5,4,3,2,1……
Im
this post..
I cannot 
@Finace, why have I been living without ju lately?
@BigBad
Choco aka EsTIFFANEE!
@ Man mouth is open wide and yes I swallow
@ luscious thank you, u too ma, I got to steal that hair
Man I understand your azz is still raw from the repated times I’ve ripped you a new one but I dont think BigBad Wolf is to be fcked with
#concernedandshyt
Deez niccas shole is showin an awful lotta teef in deez pics.
<<<dem niggas
welll nevermind then
@BIG BAD WOLF
“mouth is open wide and yes I swallow”
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Is you married? Cause I think we soulmates or something!!!!
<<<you and me!
@Peach
Girl thank you I heard that about him also but I didn’t wanna call it
CANDI not if these allergies keep up the way they do I have been a prisoner since and this year its bad but if I feel up to it I may just go
CHOCO I knew I could depend on you
LAKER hola mamita let me see some
YSOOOOOOOOO
I need those and we dont want me to have to use the weapon of choice on SR
KINGSTONN *stoops teeth real hard* if this damn job will get off my ass I can come back like I use to
welll nevermind then
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i think i likes this bigbad gal
*humps Lucious left bewb*
Honey yes she did! I thought she was bout to tear into his azz!
Bad Mamma Jamma perhaps I could interest you in some fruit rollups and peaches?????
Lol. Damn.
Jeff found a new friend.
FIANCE
because they wont get off my ass at work and I cant take it anymore and I will pawn this ring if I dont get your damn email send it to me via bbm
@Harlem, if u come to Aid walks ju betta tell me!
Lets all see how long BigBad will deal with his chit. I will enjoy this one
This fool said soulmates he is cised!
Watching “Mob Wives”….these bishes are delusional…
@ man naw I ain’t married too much mouth
@ lucious fruit roll ups and peaches r my fav, how’d u know
@Fiance, this i shall do… why yeen got my Email anymo? and u aint gawn pawn shyt! u love all uh dis *runs hands up and down my bawday*
His_Mommy623 says:
*humps Lucious left bewb*
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DONT STOP GET IT GET IT!
Why is it not 4pm ova here? I’m so over it
StillASassyOne says:
Watching “Mob Wives”….these bishes are delusional…
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And stupid….. How long are you gonna wait for a man thats gonna get outta jail and do the SAME chit…..only to take you back through the same CHIT!!!
I love the show though!!!
Bigbadwolf says:
@ lucious fruit roll ups and peaches r my fav, how’d u know
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FUNK THAT! LET ME GET MY COMPOSURE BACK!
they’re your favorite but do you know whtat to do with them????
@HARLEM
:hugs: x 10
I can’t be outrunning no shankings today.
And I say not long but then I’m biased and chit.
Why Pooch eyes CAWKED like a pistol
and Man’s email should be comin up right about…………………..NOW
FUNK THAT! LET ME GET MY COMPOSURE BACK!
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FIANCE I will let you know by the middle of next week. Yea you know I always lie about pawning this rock. I never had your new one and not for nothing that right there is cause for
so get that together please and thanks
OHONEY hey boo and why isnt it 5 I dont know about this 1:15 I have left that soooooo long.
Cute gravi Cha just seeing it
CHA
You got somethin on the way
@HIS AND JAY
YALL B!TCHES GOT MAIL!! 
@ luscious Yes I do
I need some more fingers to count the things I can do
YSO touche
and no you are not bias you just read through bullchit 
Bigbadwolf says:
I need more fingers………….
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Oh really
Laker I’m not fuggin with u and that damn email btch!
@his mother nature made no fukn mistake otay!!!
i swear everytime i come dude monopolizes my time (even tho i kinda like it *giggles*)
when are the neelys opening their spot harlem?!
@His see me in my gmail box please and thanks
@HARLEM
I try. I try.
:hugs: @CHACHELLA
I didn’t get a chance to tell you earlier but I like the Gravi where we could see your tattoo. Just saying.
hahahahahahaha.
lakes is my bish!
*knows i best have somethin in my gmail*
Mike Epps Mmmh hmmmm
CANDI being that I purposely walk by twice a week to check out progress #teamgreedy they still dont have a when just coming soon but the windows are now taped up so that means they workin on the inside. They have a nice big spot and its a corner too. The former restaurant name is still up though but the Neelys damn sure covered most of it with a temp sign. Girl please you love it but I am gonna need you to come more than a day or two so we can be greedy together.
@Laker, u just aint never gawn be shat bew! rofl
@Candi
kay!
YSO You do. You do. Thats why I flucks with you heavy
brown ur suspended from gmail from earlier
granted it was the truth
@BIG BAD WOLF
“naw I ain’t married too much mouth”
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No such thing!
I think we need to get to know each other a little better…
Damn Lakes omitted from the email I thought were better than that
i be trying harlem, if we were furloughed i was gonna stay for awhile.
why must i work?! why i gotta axe these niggas when i can take off and enjoy myself?!
For real I’m kidding about the email I don’t need to be added
*sitting on Chas shoulder….nekkid*
wonder what shes doing…
Is this where the
iz?
Why yall letting that pretty new girl befriend ManIJDC?!
Candi
I AM APPALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man I sent you a email so respond pls
@ Man, where do I start?
booooooooooooobs!
Yo YSO! lemme grease yo scalp bew
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BROWN! :wave:
CANDI all I know is that your ass has all summer to make a trip up here and not be d!ckwasted. Ruining my house party dance routine that I practice and I brought us the outfits
MZ hey hun. I am just sittin back to see how long she gonna deal with his ass now that will be the entertainment portion.
dimpz brown tried to warn!
@Dimpz, bew we dont cawk block…she gna get tired of him soon anyways
Man can’t keep a shawty 
Hey Pretty Kingston! You behaving? *I hope not*
Ok I’m done
Hey MZD!
Thank you for bowing to my “worthiness”
@BIG BAD WOLF
“where do I start?”
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**pulls out dyck**
I’m a gentlemen and I don’t want to pry. I’ll let you begin where you like…
my son is making silly putty today
I hope my furniture and wood floors survive this *dresses like Dexter from Dexters Laboratoty* lil boots n all..
Why yall letting that pretty new girl befriend ManIJDC?!
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You know what Dimpz? I saw that mess.
(in my Martin voice…) “YALL JUST AIN’T RIIIIIGHT!!!”
Gawn and deep throat that 3.5 inches! If it will even reach the back of your throat
Hey Harlem! *Dutty Wines to Patra’s Romantic Call just for YOU*
@ HIs….I wasnt’ saying we should block but, I hate to see ppl walk in front of a moving train.
@ Candi…I hope she listened.
Where is Phro….Ace…..Al??
@ Dubb………..They wronger than Mimi and Dem chirren’s names
THIS nigga Man
KDUB
I came tp the conclusion that he must have paid her before hand to be nice to him
@ Honey………….THe Man is making Ace earn his check these days and IONO where Albert and Mr. Oneder are.
:hugs: @ DIMPZ
You know some people just have to learn their lessons the hard way.
OHoney says:
Where is Phro….Ace…..Al??
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iono but we need them back. the only testosterone we have is man
Hmmmm me like Man and Bad’s dialogue wonder who will get raunchiest?
testosterone we have is man
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THAT’S NOT TRUE! WE GOT THE SHIM HE WENT DOWN ON!
I hope my furniture and wood floors survive this
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You know what? My sister sent my daughter home with some set that came with Play-Doh. Lil girl STILL can’t find it. She pure stopped searching…I done threw it the trash. I told my sister she do that ish again I got the spare key to her truck…Imma put it in her vehicle on a hot day and let it melt. She know better than that mess!
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iono but we need them back. the only testosterone we have is man
@brown i must have missed that part, what shim?! whom?
I loves you to itty bitty pieces. :hugs:
@Dubz, this child o’ mine has a science project due 2morrow and he decided he wanted 2 make putty…had me running around looking for old ass Borax cleaner n shyt… he better not tear up my shat!
And Blue to…..hmmm what happened to all the men all of a sudden or have they been gone?
*too
But it’s for science and chit!
Candi you must have! I even wrote a poem bout it in one of the other posts called “I Once Knew A Man Who Like Chicks Wit Dycks”
#creative
“Oh, you couldn’t find a date?,” I teased. And that’s how I got into the Atlanta screening of ‘Jumping The Broom’ 3 weeks ago.
Pimp’n aint easy huh Auntie?
YALL BOUT SCARE WOLF OFF!!!
Honey I can ________ you like a man if that will help
#justheretohelp
otay im gone for the day yall be good and chit!!!
@OHONEY
BLU probably got lost on his way from his bathroom to his kitchen or something.
I’m kidding BLU. I really am. :hugs:
*gasp*
That will help a lot….. hurry please it’s been since Sunday
@THE LADIES
I got enough :hugs: to go around!
ALL YALL HOES BUNCH TOGETHER CLOSEY!
:jack:
SEE!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
YALL BOUT SCARE WOLF OFF!!!
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I cant with yall today
@ man i don’t scare easily
@ luscious i’m ready when u are
ALL YALL HOES BUNCH TOGETHER CLOSEY!
SEE!
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SMDH something is soooo wrong with him
MFCKA I TOLD YOU BEFORE TO SPECIFY WHO YOU CALLIN A HOE
i know he ain’t callin me a hoe, if he don’t want his pic floating around the emails that is
Candi I think tears prolly dropped down on the keyboard when he typed that
Oh okay @His. Making it under supervison is different then…much different than sending it home in an overnight bag and as SOON as the girl hit the door she tryna sneak it out so I cain’t see!
Me: (SKEEERT) WHAT IS THAT?
Her: A GIFT…from my AUNT!
Me: Lemme see? (I peep the offensive words PLAY DOH)…Gone on in your room and unpack your bag…
Hid that mess for like 2 days..by THAT time she stopped asking for it..it went in the trash..
@Yso, I will shank the boy if he tears something up…this kid is worse than Urkel I swear
MFCKA I TOLD YOU BEFORE TO SPECIFY WHO YOU CALLIN A HOE
Laker you see I was tryna be nice and chit
worse than Urkel I swear
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@CANDI
i know he ain’t callin me a hoe, if he don’t want his pic floating around the emails that is
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Of course you are a young lady Candi, and not a hoe. Please excuse my earlier statement for not clarifying.
SHUT UP MAN!
@MISS HARLEM
<——is what the ladies do to 3.5
**CORRECTION**
:blow:
I re bought “Confessions” yesterday #randomfact can’t wait to get in the whip and jam!
@HIS
Why won’t you just let your little brainac be great? He might build your azz a flying car one day.
how do you do the hump in the bed emoticon???????????
Oh so Candi is the only one you not callina hoe?
Let me get clarification before I type my next comment
@FRECH GAL
“how do you do the hump in the bed emoticon???????????”
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Come here and bend over and I’ll show you.
@Yso, actually he wants 2 know why the world dnt have “hover cars” he feels they should just hover above ground a bit…
so he plans on working that out in college. This is what he told me 
#ProudMama
And whatever happened to that dude with the Blackplanet page??
@FRENCH
: hump : without the spaces.
There. I just saved your azz from a vigorous tickling by MAN. You’re welcome and chit.
@YSO
My patience is wearing thin with you.
OHONEY
We roasted his azz tooo much over blackplanet
@His that is why I was so daggone HEATED. WE NEVER had that mess. So why she gonna buy her niece some and send her home with it is BEYOND me! Even our pops was like she done fell and bumped her head HARD. SHE was the child that messed it up for us other 2! Cause she the oldest. After her it was outlawed.
@MAN SAY WHAT 3.5 ?!?!
@BROWN
I THOUGHT you were being “nice” to me today?
That’s mean you should joyfully accept my :jack: !!
@YSO THANK YOUUUUUUUU FRENCH
for you!
am I being ignored
Choco didn’t he know this site is only for the thick skinned or agressive?? Cant b sensitive in here
@ HIS
You should be proud.
I am too. Sometimes. 
@OHONEY
He hopped back in his time machine to travel back about 10 years when everybody else had BlackPlanet too.
*aggressive
@ Man What am i gone do wit 3.5 I work best wit 2 hands
YSO
shut up!!
@MAN
Man I know shyt so I’m gon ask you again if Candi is the only one exempt from bein called hoe!
*jumps in front of cfree*
*joins in on the dance*
YSO this is why you will always be my girl I dont even need to comment
again this is what anyone with a brain does
@BBW…..I guess you’d have to learn to do it with NO HANDS fuggin with Man.
@OHONEY
I lubs you too. :hugs:
Big Bad how bout you get at me when you’re done bein “tickled” by Man’s lil azz dyck
@FRENCH GAL
I’m sorta like MacGyver with this 3.5! Ole Samurai Dyck Warrior and chit. You be thinking ain’t nothing I can do for you and next thing you know BOOM!
You just squirted everywhere.
@OHONEY
to us 
He was new I guess he lurked but he was like
YSO time machine
BROWN in my meth voice GET EMMMM
You guys are too funny!
@AWESOME
Dis nigga here.
@ MZ
*pushes Man’s azz out the window* @ Luscious How u doing?
@ Choco……………..Who was new? I’m so lost!
Hey NewBoy! :wave:
suga let me make u a drink whatchu want?
FrenchGal says:
*jumps in front of cfree* *joins in on the dance*
*stands back* do ya thang lil mama mmm hmmm get it! *smacks it*
*bats lashes @ BBW* So you think i’m funny huh?
*runs for before Luscious gets me for blocking*
Sooo fugging
@ AWESOME
That chit just came outta nowhere. I am literally crying laughing over here.
and just like that he was dissed and dismissed
Harlem I’m tryna be nice cuz I cant fathom this bytch azz niccah callin me a hoe
Say
to hoes
AWESOME
heyyy newbie *drippin in sarcasm*
3.5inchs & Samurai Dyck Warrior DO NOT belong in the same sentence bruh
@BIG BAD WOLF
I’m just talkin chit. Don’t pay that 3.5 no attention.
Now, back to our previous discussion. Which would you prefer? Some punishing doggystle or a nice tongue lashing?
Oh lawd…I can’t…
Damn BIGBAD…that must be a new record around here. Y’all didn’t even last one whole post.
@Dimpz
Blackplanet guy I think he was On1 or something like that but he mentioned black planet and about 50 SR folks mentioned it for about a 2 hour period folks would come in say who on Blackplanet the fools must’ve been like SHEESH
@Awesome
Hi – Im Choco pleased to meet you
Frenchie I’d like a slow fck! Oh I’m sorry you prolly hadn’t heard of that one! That’s one of my specialities and I have a lot!
Bad Mamma Jamma I’m doin fine now that you’ve come to your senses
@ Cfree…..That’s like sword fighting with your finger @ 3.5inchs & Samurai Dyck Warrior DO NOT belong in the same sentence bruh
What kind of condoms does a 3.5’er wear?? hmmm…
LUSCIOUS it doesnt even matter anymore goin git with BBW she pushed his ass out the window. I knew it was gonna happen again
@Choco
They said you would show me around this place……
@OHoney
I miss your legs…. Bring them back POST HASTE!!!
Ya’ll killing me with that gravi
@ Cfree…………Cut the finger off a glove and secure it with a rubberband.
@ NewBoy (Awesome) I spoke to you!
Miss H you see what happens when I try to be nice! I even asked how his day was earlier
Awesome Gravatar hates me I can’t do a thang….
@NEWBOI
Gravatar hates EVERYBODY right now.
@Awesome
they were right – here are some guidelines
in these parts
and some like to :blow:
We love to
Some guys like to :jack: and
The ladies loves the
And ME – I hand out all the toyz
Sorry Sandra had to help the new kid out!
Sup Dimpz!!! *looks at you through a kaleidoscope so I can see 215441431 cleavages*
Ya’ll ever be typing to someone (not on SR) or texting and wish you had these fancy emo’s?
MAN FLUCK THAT NEW BOY AWESOME HIS ASS DONT SPEAK ANYWAY. NEWBIE ACKIN UP
I say Man post a peen shot and let the ladies decide what size it is
My friends son got a slip n slide for his bday, i cant wait to put some dawn detergent and baby oil on it and slide my grown azz down the hill
@MzD
Choco I already know how big it is
@BROWN
“Miss H you see what happens when I try to be nice! I even asked how his day was earlier”
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I’m ALWAYS nice to you tho.
I’m ALWAYS nice to you tho.
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Awwww poor RE-RUN!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Miss H you see what happens when I try to be nice! I even asked how his day was earlier”
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I’m ALWAYS nice to you tho.
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MFCKA YOU CALLED ME A HOE SO HOW IS THAT BEIN NICE
LUSCIOUS since you were nice and he wasnt and for once you actually gave him a pass I say do you any chance you feel
@NEWBOI, Choc told me to ask if you ever had a train ran on u ? just wondering…
@ Cfree…………..I guess you weren’t here the day we were discussing Slip and Slides.
Don’t do it ma!
@MISS H
<—- really 3.5 fighting with the balls to see who can get seen the most"
”
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You know what, fluck dat. Put ur puzzy where yo mouf is!
BET I make that puzzy of yours gush! I GUARANTEE IT! And if I’m wrong, I’ll pay that rent 3 months skraight.
Ready when you are.
BBW where you at hun
was that a hissy fit??????
Whr the hail is ALBOY?!
im in the mood for a “wud u rather”
I never have a problem with gravatar
I’m thinkin about coaching a SR volleyball team…… 
You gone break your damn neck.
You know what, fluck dat. Put ur puzzy where yo mouf is!
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wtf did i come back to?
Choc told me to ask if you ever had a train ran on u ? just wondering…
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Waiting for an answer
@AWESOME ARESENAL
“I’m thinkin about coaching a SR volleyball team……”
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Do it bruh. Moms goin give you the puzzy dawg.
@NEWMEAT
Cause you like to watch them bounce I bet.
Awesome I played vb in school so I’m in!
we had the tight short azz shorts that looked like panties! I think my teacher was a pervert! I saw him a few months ago and I was shocked he was still alive and he remembered me and said he knew me by my legs and my walk
@ Awesome……………….I does NOT play ball!
was that a hissy fit??????
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Is that some type of gang initiation? I’m down.
What kind of signs do we throw up?
i play volleyball!
MZD, don’t tell me sumbdy got fkd up on the slip n slide? ion want no skint knee or nuthn or a broke neck YSO
@NEWMEAT
This one —>
I’m sure you’ve lurked long enough to know what it means.
*looks at Kingston* If I play, do you promise to run into/bounce/jump into me a few times.
@ Cfree………..NIccas done slid way PAST the Slip and Slide and travelled through glass, concrete and all.
*Steps in wearing nothing but Fernando’s cowboy boots in celebration of Cinco de Mayo* What yall talmbout?
@awesome what ever happen to your relative who didnt know who the father was and she was giving birth???
Hey Sissy!
@ That gravi
welp folks it’s been fun but I’m bout to leave soon so yall have a good one
Frenchie I still cant see your face!
RATCHET!!
We ain’t talkin bout chit. As usual.
Dimpzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I have missed you so!!!!!
I thought that me and you must never part?!? 
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cfree………..NIccas done slid way PAST the Slip and Slide and travelled through glass, concrete and all.
*gulps real hard* Huh, say what? neva mind then
@YSo
I know you haven’t been behaving!!! I have a new link for you!!!!!
Later @ LIL MAGIC.
OOOOMMMGGGGGG!!! *screams like a groupie* ALEXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! *faints*
@ Alex………………. Where the heck you been?!
@ CFree…………….Don’t do it!
@Dimpz and CFree
I’m locked up
They won’t let me out
@Dimpz
I thought this was your favorite gravi!!
@RATCHET
1) I always behave. Except when I don’t.
2) DAMMIT! You beat me to that link. Soon as I saw that commercial I thought of you.
I can’t wait for the video where he puts the hands and feet together. Can we say epic in the making?
@Alex…………… You gotta go IN now?! WHY?!
MzD im not
thx for the 
@Yso
Knee, shoulder, shoulder, knee, all around!!! You’re not going to tell me he ain’t 
I really want to know how he comes up with that bullshyt!!!
@RATCHET
BTW, have you checked out my link lately? It actually might be more MAN’s style but I think you could get a kick out of it too.
@Alex, start singing the ole negro spiritual and c what they do
let my ppl gooo 
@Alex
wtf and where did you find that video at
@RATCHET
We can’t judge books by their covers. I’m sure he’s as straight as the guys on my link.
@Dimpz
Since last wk
@YSo
Who dat? I missed them growing up but I’m glad that I did.
i’m out gang!
@Choco
Did you catch that one of the moves is called the hitch hike? 
You don’t know about him?!? He’s the man right now.
@RATCHET
I missed them the first time around too but I was blessed to find them now. Hallelujah.
CFree
You leaving me already?!? 
Just testing
:blow: :jackfor:
@YSO
I’ll be sure to use them for my Wednesday praise and worship to get me over the hump.
:jack:
@ dimpz
i late, but that’s only if you promise to do the same.
Have a couple(dozen) for me.
Thanks CHOCO
@SpicyMa
?
Are you trying to get us
Cha Chizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hold me
@Ratchet
Are you trying to get us ?
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Not at all, just trying to see if they still worked, since Auntie removed them from the list.
Hey ChaCha!
You wanna play volleyball with me and Kingston?!
@CHACHELLA
I spoke to you 8793 comments ago. :wails: I love my hair taco, btw. :hugs:
(pause)
That don’t even sound right. But I’m a leave just like that anyway.
can I play?
KDub says:
I been too busy listening to my yt co-worker cuss her husband owt all afternoon to participate in the past two posts…
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!