Rihanna Disowns Drake; He might as well come on out of the closet

CHA CHA says:

IN HONOR OF OUR REAL LEZZIES on the board………

LESBINLUV, MEAN KITTY, TATTED, 410, and BLUNT(Is there anyone missing) … WE SALUTE YOU!
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CHACHIZZLE……..THANKS MAMI

*holding up my , clearing my throat and giving speech*

(GIVING HONOR TO GOD, WHO IS THE HEAD OF MY LIFE, I WANNA SAY THANK YOU TO MY LEZZIE MANAGER/AGENT & TO MY FANS, W/O YOU, I WOULD BE NOTHING!)

*cue’d by camera man & teleprompter…..walks off stage*

So we order some grub for the whole department, me and one of my coworkers (latin female) go to pick it up. We’re walking past the break room and this little latin dude says to her “por qué te gusta estar en torno a ese negro?”, because he thinks I don’t know spanish. I told him “porque mi pene es más grande que su familia” and walked out the door………. ol’ girl was

So what did he say, and what did you say????
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@Kingston
He looked like somebody snatched his pants down and everybody

@Mirs, His, Choco
He asked her “Why are you hanging out with that nigger?”
I said “Because my dyck is bigger that your family”

@Carrington
It ain’t that serious. I’d scrape dude little puny ass. My thing is, if you’re gonna say something disrespectful, say it where I can understand you so you have to stand up for your words. I only learned spanish through my job so I’ve heard dudes talk shyt under the guise of the other dude not understanding. It just shows how bytchmade you are really….

Sup His!
*embezzles $56.00 and adds it to your account*

@Mrslove
I tell folks that they should learn spanish because that shyt ain’t goin nowhere so you better get with it. I could always tell by the tone of voice if they were shading me, but now that I have a decent understanding of it, you wouldn’t beleive how many of them dudes talk shyt like bytches thinkin it’s cute. Plus, I was just riding with the girl, I ain’t fvckin her. I even knew her guy way before I met her and he’s black. She says that shyt happens everywhere they go………