Rap mogul 50 Cent recently signed rapper Shawty Lo to his G-Unit roster though D4L. Fiddy flew to Atlanta over the weekend to shoot a music video for Lo’s first single. Local rapper Jai Jai also appears in the music video. As you know, Shawty Lo left his longtime love, and baby mama, E’Creia to get back with Jai Jai who he met when the latter was only 15.
Jai Jai always said she would get her man even though he was with E’Creia. The two ladies occasionally fought over him. Jai Jai told everyone she would get him back, but most of her friends thought she was crazy. They’re not thinking that now.
Photos by Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
Are you sure that’s Nicki?
“I still got em for the LO, 17-5 all you gotta do is hallow”… My boy shawty lo! I know that track gonna be fire with LO & nicki together… I don’t know about 50 cent though…
I’m miss these hoodrat post you used to do Sandra
I like Shawty Lo….Go 50 cent.
@Princess
Oh wow… That sure isn’t Nicki! WTF?
Maybe it’s just me, and maybe it needs to be a “down south” thang, but WHO THE FUCK is letting Shawty Lo on their track! UGH!
Shawty Lo look like a wax figure…
F*ck Mondays!
Dee1127 says:
Shawty Lo look like a wax figure…
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Or like he’s been embalmed
Auntie that is not Nicki
Wait hold up,….. he left E’Creia for that skinny crackhead lookin broad?
And Sandra this is not Nicki, who is this broad?
That ain’t Nicki – she long past them American Apparel hoodrat deals ( 2-3 pieces at once ).
They must be running or swimming in this hot sun. Sunscreen will change the skin complexion.
Hey PPM & LTL
I’m sorry this dude looks like the magic yellow school bus. fifty really your rap career isn’t over yet and who really listens to this mess that is hip hop?
*puts on nas hip hop is dead cd and goes in
LMAO @ The side eye that the Nicki impersonator is getting from chick in the flower dress.
@LongtimeLurker RIGHT!!! His skin looks……….. radiant, dare i say… lol
50 lookin like “who in hell are these nobodies”
Jai those are 2 different shades of black hun
Shapie Lo- no comment
Hello Dee
Hello Brownie
R they roasting Nicki in this vid? what gives
There must be 2 sides
Somebody please take that damn sharpie marker from shawty lo asap. Why is 50 looking crazy in that 2nd pic?
Hey Fayla
Hey HH
Hey Tat
Hey PSP
Hey Diamond
Isn’t that the actress Angell something that played in the wash and soul plane?
Dee1127 says:
LMAO @ The side eye that the Nicki impersonator is getting from chick in the flower dress.
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Awe poe A Creature. Reading this and knowing her man has someone ELSE to assist him in drawing his face on with that black Sharpie everyday.
Heartbreaking.
@SHAWTY LO
He’s like the class retard and everyone keeps tellin him that he looks good with his outfit on and they laugh at him behind his back.
Nigga is smirkin in the first pic like ain’t a nigga in the world on his level.
Dymond!!! Sup sexay with they pretty..uhh…tank tank top yeah
There’s a good lesson to this story for the fellas (Lo’s career) and the ladies (Jai Jai’s catch)…. #persistencypaysoff
“When you mention Bankhead better acknowledge me”
Fan of shawty Lo, and Fa bo of D4 mufuggn L #judgeme
but that cotdamn attire shawty got on is the worst, dude pls stop the phukery! i cannot!!
Why does shawty look like a chocolate oompa loompa??
KDub says:
Awe poe A Creature. Reading this and knowing her man has someone ELSE to assist him in drawing his face on with that black Sharpie everyday.
Heartbreaking.
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@DYMOND hey mami
P. S.-Welcome to the lifestyles of the young and ghettofabulous.
How is that ape like man with the white and blue tee shirt and baseball cap in these photos?
Jai Jai told everyone she would get him back, but most of her friends thought she was crazy.
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Crazy that she is probably slated to be baby muvah numma 25?
Sup ya’ll! Looks like Sharpie Lo has a pot belly! A pot belly umpa lumpa. SMDH
Hope the video was done Saturday b/c SHAWTY LO had that outfit on in compound saturday night #thatisall
Shawty Lo look like a wax figure…
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Or like he’s been embalmed
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Just plain looks like a smoking/lit match/don’t flick your Bic round his greasy azz HAZARD! Somebody needs to slap a warning ‘cross his forehead.
Somehow I knew KDub might show up
Hey girl!!!
Hello there Cfreeda
Clarification that is Nikkita Train not Nikki Minaj
Thetruth32 says:
Hope the video was done Saturday b/c SHAWTY LO had that outfit on in compound saturday night #thatisall
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Sharpie Lo tho??
so I take it he was only RUMORED to have the package then?
Hello All. Hope 50/Nikki/Diddy/Kelly/Beyonce, SOMEBODY reads this hip/hip song I’m working on, it’s called Traks in Yo Draws:
Traks in yo draws,
Traks in yo draws
Lordy, Lord Lawd, I see yo traks in yo draws.
Don’t hang em to low or
yo dirty traks will sho
And I don’t want to know
If you got traks in yo draws
(chorus/drums/bass/the hook)
Traks in yo draws, traks in yo draws
Lordy Lord Lawd
Traks in yo draws
That’s skidmarks people!
Dirty, funky, lo down skidmarks!
I sees em and they funky!
Shawty’s left arm looked photoshopped from some unfortunate deceased person
#thatmessdontlookright
Whatchu say HH, Nikkita let them run a train on her so she could get int he video? Makes sense now…
@The Truth… I really hope you’re lying. This whole post looks like an In Living Color skit with 50 as the sepcial guest star….
*tries to decide between Fayla and Dymond*
Dymond
What’s up?
I would adivse yall with pics not to disrespect Shawty-Lo… Espcially on this blog which is read by a lot of people in Atlanta.
I’m just sayin…. lotta folks done been found in ditches from talkin sideways bout shawty L-O.
Uhhhhh I think anyone who gives a crap about who that hoodrat gets back is crazy. Ghetto-licious!
(Y.O.D.C.) Yellabones On Deck Clique says:
I would adivse yall with pics not to disrespect Shawty-Lo… Espcially on this blog which is read by a lot of people in Atlanta.
I’m just sayin…. lotta folks done been found in ditches from talkin sideways bout shawty L-O.
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I said that to my friend who was laughing at Shawty Lo. I said ‘don’t let his goons get you!’
Hold up didn’t Shawty Lo release nekid pics of Jai Jai a while back?
Fayla says:
Shawty’s left arm looked photoshopped from some unfortunate deceased person
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I was looking at his arm too. It looks like he has an infection in that arm.
Why the lady with the flower dress and flats got all that hate in her eyes for Nikkita? Judging from Nikkita’s stoutness… flower dress don’t want no problems.
HH what’s the latest on the shockwave
@YODC
“I would adivse yall with pics not to disrespect Shawty-Lo… Espcially on this blog which is read by a lot of people in Atlanta.
I’m just sayin…. lotta folks done been found in ditches from talkin sideways bout shawty L-O.”
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In ditches fro what….from tripping over him?
Lolita
Ready to transform and roll out (pun intended)
KDub says:
Awe poe A Creature. Reading this and knowing her man has someone ELSE to assist him in drawing his face on with that black Sharpie everyday.
Heartbreaking.
he do with my son’s hair he said my son wanted a fade I said “yes and he had enough hair on his head for that 
and what the hell his these two deep V’s cut in the side of his head?” The barber said that’s the style now. I grabbed my son and said “Well that’s a style I won’t be paying for… and walked out.
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You wanna know what’s sad, that seems to be the trend in the barber shops these days. How come I took my 15 year old who has a thick azz fro when he came in with a nice hair line… came out. almost bald with a spraypainted hairline! I was HELLLSZA HOTTT I asked the barber what the
Fvck Shorty Lo
Fvck Atlanta
Fvck Light Skint Souljer Boys
Fvck “Yella” stalkers
Fvck pedophiles
promises promises
Shawty Lo looks like he has funeral make-up on
I
you Dymond
i cnt believe this is even a post *sigh*
Hi Dymond…sorry I’m late getting back w/you! Had to pick up the “Prime Rib Pasta” from O’Charleys! YUUUUM!
Wait..HOLE UP..PPM y u gots to choose tweenx me & Dymond?? *lip quiver*
hey Tatted
Luscious!
OH! Fayla bo Baylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *swings from ur twists* hayyyy grl hayyy!!
HEEEY HISSSS BEW BEW!
Lolita
Motivation
HIS!!!!!!!!!! Sup gawjus
WUT!!!! How u is luv
ValerieB1 says:
Auntie that is not Nicki
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Are you sure? The photographer said it was her.
WHY any Full-Grown MALE would dress like Shawty-Lo is BEYOND ME
Im going to lunch
SMH
@Fayla..I’d really rather not… and hopefully yall won’t make me…
@WUT
A lot of these barbers these days are trained in “cosmetology” and get trained on applying makeup and chit. SMH.
You’d be surprised how hard it is to find a good barber.
#whenmakeupartistgowrong!
Fayla says:
Shawty’s left arm looked photoshopped from some unfortunate deceased person
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I was looking at his arm too. It looks like he has an infection in that arm.
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Someting wong Nurse Auntie!
@wut, I thik they call it a “beijing” or something like that. I think it looks turr’ble.
mirsmommy says:
That nicca Sharpie Lo makeup stay casket sharp!!!!
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OK I JUST HOLLERED!!!
HIS!!!!!!
@PPM so y u just can’t have us BOF? ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none!!
either thats NICKI or her nose is CONTOURED to the high HEAVENS!
Going from being on America’s Most Wanted (suprisingly there are quite a few in the industry who have made an appeareance) to securing a G Unit contract, with what I believe is structured favorably for a non label deal, is quite an accommplishment. Through the rumors and all, Lo still is able to come through with something real foolish…
awaits my Bio-writing check
Fayla, *fistpumps/backflips/cabbage patch/running man* I wasn’t gonna bring it up, but I’m down.
Dymond says:
*mouths I Love you*
Fvck Shorty Lo
Fvck Atlanta
Fvck Light Skint Souljer Boys
Fvck “Yella” stalkers
Fvck pedophiles
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Nicca lookin like he gotta spray on tan and hairline and chit. SMH
That chit ain’t the business.
Hizzy Hizzy My Bizzy Gimme dat Punizzy Hizzy
Ode to HIS..
#don’tsayIaintnevadonenuttin4ya
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
A lot of these barbers these days are trained in “cosmetology” and get trained on applying makeup and chit. SMH.
You’d be surprised how hard it is to find a good barber.
When I find him he will have my business for life!
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These jokaz around here do not know how to fade a brother nice anymore. I have yet (besides his dad) to find a good barber who know how to line him up without leaving bumps, or fade him without needing black paint to cover their mistakes…
It must be a slow news day
Hola Brown, Fayla, and SR peeps
Thanks all for not telling me quickly that wasn’t Nicki Minaj and making me look like the biggest fool in the black blogosphere.
*feeds luscious some fruit….juciy fruit*
I care about ur daily fruit intake bew…
Princesssssssss
whats shaking?
@Fay, ooooh nothing much. I’m rather bored so im feeding Luscious some fruitz!
how u be suga?
hey there @HH
*taps the lady in the flower dress on the shoulder..* Vuitton didn’t make that bag in black.
HTownnnnn!!!!! Hey Mami
Phipty sents need to stop playing with these wanna bee’s.. Shawty Lo, his spray paint hairline/ facial hair. I am so sure this isn’t for a music video, I mean none of these R-Test can afford a video budget… 50 gone have them strung out like Young Buck, that dude who did the pron w/ Montana Sideburn, and Olivia… what happened to D4L? My laffy taffy wants to know…
Sharpie Lo prolly melts when he gets wet.
@AuntSan… see comment number 1, 5, 10, 12 and about every three after that.
Sandra Rose says:
Thanks all for not telling me quickly that wasn’t Nicki Minaj and making me look like the biggest fool in the black blogosphere.
itsh <-(pig latin) we were confused too until we looked at the second one and compared complexions.
*side eye on MIRS*
@Fay
making a bish feel all special *fans self*
*licks lips and takes the fruit His is feedin me slowly into my mouth*
Jai Jai always said she would get her man even though he was with E’Creia. The two ladies occasionally fought over him. Jai Jai told everyone she would get him back, but most of her friends thought she was crazy. They’re not thinking that now.
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And are we celebrating this? #justasking
Hisssssss!!!!!!
@HIS, welp after I wrote that heartfelt Ode to U..nuttin
btw, uhh..what kinda fruit u feeding the Luscious One
#voyer
H TOWWWWWNNNN
*in my captain caveman voice*
His
What it do mommy?
Sandra Rose says:
Thanks all for not telling me quickly that wasn’t Nicki Minaj and making me look like the biggest fool in the black blogosphere.
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Don’t you dare feel bad, once you’ve seen one low budget barbie you’ve seen them all… it’s like putting Lil Kim in the middle of a Chinese line up… ming lee, lee ming low mein, shawty low,sweet n low, miguel Jai-Jai, Judge Judy, tomato, tomatoe… six in one hand half a dozen in the other.
@Wut
I think all the barbers do that “ink spot” fill in now. My fiance has naturally curly hair (think the same exact hair as Lloyd) and he came home a couple of weeks ago after getting a shape-up, and I stared at him for hrs like: “what is that weird extra thick dark patch of hair in your hairline, why they didnt shape it up?”
Touched it and alas…it was that black paint thing they use to fill in the hairline now.
I told him: “Dont let them use that on you no more. Doesn’t even look natural.
“
Shawty Lo arm could be from whatever sickness he has, I read it somewhere cause people were claiming he had AIDS but he addressed it.
SLOW FUKN DAY
Sharpie Lo looks like dirty Play-doh.
I would adivse yall with pics not to disrespect Shawty-Lo… Espcially on this blog which is read by a lot of people in Atlanta
Jai Jai eddie the monster
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Dearest alot of folks who read this blog in Atlanta and might come kick my azz on behalf of Shawty Lo:
Well. I have said some really offensive stuff about Carlos huh? In the past, in the present (today) and I got some shat to say in the futcha too. I realllllly don’t give a shat about Carlos, A Creature, his stock in the Vaseline brand, OR Eddie Monster. But if you MUST come looking for me..on your way to Raleigh to kick my azz…can you PLEASE stop by the Coach outlet in Gaffney to see if they got in the shoes I called them about? Oh and stop at Henry’s Smokehouse in Greenville and get me a plate of chopped and a banan-er pudding. A big one. Call me when you get on I-40 on exit 285 so I can go ahead and open the door for you.
Your sister in Christ,
KDub
(You come without that plate of chopped BET we gonna see who get they azz kicked).
@PPM, I’m wit it, just gotta get clearance from Dymond
*hopes my E-Wife aint reading this*
“It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy
Sandra, Even the lady in the flower dress standing next to “Nacki Nimaj” new it wasn’t her! You see her face don’t you?!
#117…*logs out of life*
So any other interesting news in the world today beside Shawty Lo and Jai Jai who sent these pics to SR becuz ever since Shawty LO left his fiance at the alter he and Jai Jai are now back on the scene together and we are all suppose to be thirsty and follow their TALENTED LIVES
StillASassyOne says:
@Wut
I think all the barbers do that “ink spot” fill in now. My fiance has naturally curly hair (think the same exact hair as Lloyd) and he came home a couple of weeks ago after getting a shape-up, and I stared at him for hrs like: “what is that weird extra thick dark patch of hair in your hairline, why they didnt shape it up?”
Touched it and alas…it was that black paint thing they use to fill in the hairline now.
I told him: “Dont let them use that on you no more. Doesn’t even look natural. “
smh
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so niccas finna be leavin black chit on pillows now??
@HH, oh im chylling…fighting a small hangover lol..how u?
@Mirs I had dun set up a pole for u in the other post! yeen slide dwn it!
@Fay, that ode to me made my panties dance bew
@SASO, I had to tell u off in the other post suga. u dun hurt me….*sigh*
DAWN and KDUB GET OUT—————>
SMDH @ Kdubb!
NOW, I’M SMDH @ FAY……
HIS
Why is that thang soo big you tryna stick in my mouth
@ Brown
:2dance: Just because
Kdub and Dawn
KDub says:
I would adivse yall with pics not to disrespect Shawty-Lo… Espcially on this blog which is read by a lot of people in Atlanta
Jai Jai eddie the monster
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Dearest alot of folks who read this blog in Atlanta and might come kick my azz on behalf of Shawty Lo:
Well. I have said some really offensive stuff about Carlos huh? In the past, in the present (today) and I got some shat to say in the futcha too. I realllllly don’t give a shat about Carlos, A Creature, his stock in the Vaseline brand, OR Eddie Monster. But if you MUST come looking for me..on your way to Raleigh to kick my azz…can you PLEASE stop by the Coach outlet in Gaffney to see if they got in the shoes I called them about? Oh and stop at Henry’s Smokehouse in Greenville and get me a plate of chopped and a banan-er pudding. A big one. Call me when you get on I-40 on exit 285 so I can go ahead and open the door for you.
Your sister in Christ,
KDub
(You come without that plate of chopped BET we gonna see who get they azz kicked).
emoticon 5 HUNNID TIMES for this post!! I FUGGIN SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wanna use the
*touches up Tatteds eye shadow*
HTOWN
are we dancin naked??????
*wipes Luscious mouth*
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*slides down His’ skripper pole, but slips and falls cuz Sharpie Lo’s makeup melted on it*
TaBewski y u SYH @ me fo??
@SASSY
“I think all the barbers do that “ink spot” fill in now. My fiance has naturally curly hair (think the same exact hair as Lloyd) and he came home a couple of weeks ago after getting a shape-up, and I stared at him for hrs like: “what is that weird extra thick dark patch of hair in your hairline, why they didnt shape it up?”
Touched it and alas…it was that black paint thing they use to fill in the hairline now.
I told him: “Dont let them use that on you no more. Doesn’t even look natural. “
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HE PAID THE NIGGA?
Why thank you His……I WAS STARTING TO GET THE “OILY CREASE!”
@Dawn Hey boo
I shole wanted to see u go awf on Friday 
Fay, I was SMDH @ you because you said “niggas is gone ‘be having the black shyt on pillows now!”
Sassy your boo needed his azz kicked for that
Is Jai Jai still tryin to “rap?”
She a nice lookin lil thang but she could eat a burger or two to try and get some tits/azz.
Choco laffin @ me & TaBew SHH @ me, what I doooo?
@Tatted, i know! i wanted to fix that for u suga
#helpful
I for one am “ELATED” that Dawn didn’t go off on Friday. I don’t think I could’ve handled that!
*slaps MAN* sup niggabew?
50 looks really sexy in that top picture! That woman is pretty but she isn’t Nicki, she is just wearing the new “Cleopatra” wig that might be what’s hot in the streets right now.
Dead-er than Sharpie Lo’s original hairline.
When me and my ex husband were dating and he used to drive from Bama to Raleigh I used to make that cat time his trip so he would hit Henry’s Smokehouse during business hours…Henry’s is the bomb diggity. I done drove to Henry’s 15 months preggars (Raleigh to Greenville, SC is far) before to get a plate. Think its a game they coming to kick my azz over Shawty Lo and come without my SC bbq. Don’t brang yo azz here empty handed. Its okay if I gotta re-heat it!
@Mirs *while wiping dwn the pole*
the nerve of that rapping corpse putting u in harms way
try it again bew…
@Brown
Shhhhhh!!!!!!
so niccas finna be leavin black chit on pillows now??
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@Fay
This is what Im laughing at
If that’s not Nicki Who is it? Sandra please get to the bottom of this..:o)
@Kwall
I hate you so much with every bone on my body!! GET OUT NOW!!!! (leave the banana pudding though)
@Wut
Yep! It’s like the new “Jheri Curl Juice Drip” I think.
@His
I’m so sorry babe! My next comment will be for you and you only.
@Man
He paid that “CHICK.” His barber is a female- an extra butch one, but a female none the less. But I guess, based on how she lives life,she could be “dat nigga.”
@ Man, if Jai Jai start to put on a little weight w/titts & azz, then she & Scrappy Doo’s relationship will be null & void! He won’t be able to slide his small peen in! You know nigga’s need a Full Size Dyke for a little THYCK! Come on now!
KDUB
u know i’m on the horn right?
pls keep an eye out fo da UPS fellow…smgdh
TaBew, now I know lesbun guhls might hafta worry bout they guhls leavin foundation on the pillow..but a skr8 guhl shouldn’t hafta keep tha bleach on stand-by bc a nucca got a haircut..IJS
@His
I’m so sorry!! Please forgive me, sugah!
You don’t never have to cry! Just look over your shoulder, honey!!!
Im scared as HELL, SHAWTY Lo after you read all these disrespectful post I didnt have anything bad to say. My lips are
Love the Gravi Peachizz
ummmmm
@Saso, Dat Nigga huh?
and yes Imma need u to fix that becus my pain cut deep…like a knife
it hurt me like these tragic lacefronts that wont go awayyyyyy
@TATTED
“if Jai Jai start to put on a little weight w/titts & azz, then she & Scrappy Doo’s relationship will be null & void! He won’t be able to slide his small peen in! You know nigga’s need a Full Size Dyke for a little THYCK! Come on now! ”
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ROFL at “Scrappy Doo”
Um, take a good look at Jai Jai. Now look at Scrappy Doo. Now, think about this, SHE WASHES HIS UNDERWEAR!
If she got thick in the azz and that nigga couldn’t ever reach the twat no mo’ she’d still stay.
Sassy
since you brought the Jackson’s up, I was watchin the CLeveland show last night and they were talkin bout the superbowl half time performance last yr and it was The Jackson 4 with a dude on the end playin the guitar lookin just like Jermaine and I damn near died!
@K-Dub
At YOUR Silly & STR8 FOOLISH AZZ and I ALREADY Know that you’re Dead-AZZ Serious Too 
@Brown
I thought so too! He said they she had “shaped-up” his hairline a lil too far, so she had to fill it in. I’m like “tell that bish to get a steadier hand then!”
But it was all gone about 2-3 days later after he had taken a few showers and washed his hair. So….I’m glad it’s gone though.
@Saso there was no touching or groping in that post!
i had my gals hanging out for nothing?
why won’t u make love to meeeee like Beyonce said?? or growled…
Luscious, u got a lil juice on ur chin…lemme get that for ya…
*leans in*
@Brown
I love the Cleveland show! *finna see if I can find this episode on youtube*
Are you serious?!
HOLY SH!T
MY COWORKER JUST CAME IN MY OFFICE TO ASK ME A QUESTION AND I HAD A FAN BLOWIN AND HIS RAISED HIS ARM AND THE FAN BLEW MUST RIGHT IN MY FACE!!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
“I think all the barbers do that “ink spot” fill in now. My fiance has naturally curly hair (think the same exact hair as Lloyd) and he came home a couple of weeks ago after getting a shape-up, and I stared at him for hrs like: “what is that weird extra thick dark patch of hair in your hairline, why they didnt shape it up?”
Touched it and alas…it was that black paint thing they use to fill in the hairline now.
I told him: “Dont let them use that on you no more. Doesn’t even look natural. “
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HE PAID THE NIGGA?
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I know I wouldn’t have! I think these barbers are just getting lazy. They cut you all f’d up and spray paint it to cover up thier mistakes.
@His
Sassy you should have seen Family Guy when Peter said Michael J Fox spilled wine on his shirt and how he wrote him a check to cover the cost of him gettin it cleaned!
They show the check Michael wrote
They showed him carryin a trey of wine glasses
I just read KDub’s letter (written in 3rd person, no doubt) KDub, please if Sandra ever takes this blog on the road, lets go OMG we would fluck some ish up on the road… OAN We the people of the state of Atlanta city of transplants and long fellows isn’t scared of jai jai, vjay, jay, a nigga named dj or any of the others listed in ur letter. I am however afraid of the mortician who did Vjay jay’s make up, Shawty Loads barber I mean who still buy that gold spray in a can and why none of his boys tell him that chit so circa 199never? I hate Jay Jay Evans and Aculture for even putting up w/ this negro and his wet n wild beard. I hate this whole post, this is NOT it damn it! If I see Shawty Low in any club I am going to wipe his face, hairline, and fashion fair foundation off his face…
@WUT
Oh yeah, I meant to tell you AIN’T NO REASON ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH Barbers should be giving customers razor bumps. None.
They either ain’t cleaning they chit or have absolutely no idea how to use a razor. SMH. I’ve seen a barber get his azz straight whupped over some chit like that.
Lolita
Cut that man some slack… it is a 200 degrees outside – lol
HOLY SH!T
you and your co-workers
MY COWORKER JUST CAME IN MY OFFICE TO ASK ME A QUESTION AND I HAD A FAN BLOWIN AND HIS RAISED HIS ARM AND THE FAN BLEW MUST RIGHT IN MY FACE!!!!!
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@HH
#HARD
Hey Hun Hit any HOME RUNS this weekend
@BROWN
The Cleveland Show, Family Guy and American Dad have my stomach hurting from laughin on Sundays.
His_Mommy623 says:
Luscious, u got a lil juice on ur chin…lemme get that for ya…
*leans in*
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My fault it was so juicy it just squirted right on out
stabs MAN in the FACE! tired of u…again..
@SASO thank u! u made my panties dance suga
#Needy
HH
that’s no excuse for not wearin deoderant! His is is RANK LIKE A MFCKA!
wtf is that goings awn in Dawns gravi? *peers in*
ValerieB1 says:
Im scared as HELL, SHAWTY Lo after you read all these disrespectful post I didnt have anything bad to say. My lips are
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I ain’t scared of him……..that ninja got sugar… wen he rap about slanging white.. he mean dixie crystal, sewwt and low, splinda…
Fayla says:
StillASassyOne says:
@Wut
I think all the barbers do that “ink spot” fill in now. My fiance has naturally curly hair (think the same exact hair as Lloyd) and he came home a couple of weeks ago after getting a shape-up, and I stared at him for hrs like: “what is that weird extra thick dark patch of hair in your hairline, why they didnt shape it up?”
Touched it and alas…it was that black paint thing they use to fill in the hairline now.
I told him: “Dont let them use that on you no more. Doesn’t even look natural. “
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so niccas finna be leavin black chit on pillows now?? smh
Fayla
I saw this man at the shop with a full on George Jefferson leave with a head full of “hair” 
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Yes girl! Because they use that old hair spray in the gold can that we use to use when we use to highlight our freeze waves back in the day.
@Brown
DAMMIT! Now I gotta look up that episode of Family Guy too!
I Love Family Guy & American Dad! I only catch The Cleveland Show occasioanlly, but I’ma have to start getting in on it all the time now.
Dawn Sheen says:
I just read KDub’s letter (written in 3rd person, no doubt) KDub, please if Sandra ever takes this blog on the road, lets go OMG we would fluck some ish up on the road… OAN We the people of the state of Atlanta city of transplants and long fellows isn’t scared of jai jai, vjay, jay, a nigga named dj or any of the others listed in ur letter. I am however afraid of the mortician who did Vjay jay’s make up, Shawty Loads barber I mean who still buy that gold spray in a can and why none of his boys tell him that chit so circa 199never? I hate Jay Jay Evans and Aculture for even putting up w/ this negro and his wet n wild beard. I hate this whole post, this is NOT it damn it! If I see Shawty Low in any club I am going to wipe his face, hairline, and fashion fair foundation off his face…
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
is Fresno, California the hood?
I’m considering a cali move and I want no parts of the hood! someone assist me…where Cha Chizzle!!
His_Mommy623 says:
wtf is that goings awn in Dawns gravi? *peers in*
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Charlie Wilson, who puts on hell of a show.. that old man still got it.. by it I mean talent… not it as in pipe game, not that I know but I’m just saying.. wait huh, what?
@ Man, you got me there!
Ok I got like 8 mo hours before I can
DAMMIT MAN!!! 
@Dawn
I told you how much I hated you on Twitter last night….please do not make me repeat it.
Did your foolish azz say: “Dixie Crystals?”
SASSY
The check looked like a kid had scribbled on it and I lost it!
nevermind I googled that shyt…ion wanna die. I’m cool on Fresno
my search continues…
I am down to take the act mobile @Dawn.
Oh and I hatechu for saying Shawty Lo wears Fashion Fair. More like Emerge..they used to sell it in Phar-Mor (Slogan: You get far more for far less at Phar-Mor) back in the day.
Shawty Lo wears Posner foundation…
@His
Where do you live now? On the East Coast, right?
In Cali? Try Hollywood Hills, Malibu, Beverly Hills- you DEFINITELY ain’t got to worry about ending up in the hood there!
JUST IN FROM LUNCH… WTF! is wrong with @DAWNSHEEN!!
@WUT OMG, that color in the can chit
I’m SOOOO glad that chit went away..Wait..it’s tryna come back?? 
let a bish come near me with a Can O’Color!
#themfreezeswasONbackinthedaytho
@HIS
I think Fresno is hood and real country at the same time must be nice to just be able to relocate
@Kdub, did u see my comment i left ur ass?
@Dawn, leave me alone
*sings* where do broken hearts go, by Whitney “crack is whack” Houston
@Brown
LMAO!!! I’d have died!! That’s sooo wrong! That man has that disease that Ali got!! I can’t!
They going to hell for that!
“Parkinson’s”
@ His
Hungover ey….#somebodywenthard
Me – just chilling (bruh man voice)…got several projects to work on and dorn near dislocated a toe this weekend trying to be Super Dingo. I see why the actors ( term used loosely) dudes wear tube socks and shoes in their scenes #workhazard
KDub says:
I am down to take the act mobile @Dawn.
Oh and I hatechu for saying Shawty Lo wears Fashion Fair. More like Emerge..they used to sell it in Phar-Mor (Slogan: You get far more for far less at Phar-Mor) back in the day
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*pause* I LOVED Phar-Mor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 way paging Shawty Low (hums 3 six mafia 2 way freak) Shawty Low, go to the library and log in, stand up for Jay Jay Evans, her Eddie, ur hair line, may it RIP, it was nice of Willie Watkins to do yall face in exchange for burying ur hairline with all the Temptations…
@His
My good friend lives in La Habra. she’s very picky. I haven’t been though.
@Dawn
I’m going up yonder 
I hate you so much for that letter
fashion fair foundation?
Sassy when that showed him shakin with that tray of drinks…………..
i had to ask for forgiveness afterwards
His_Mommy623 says:
@Dawn, leave me alone *sings* where do broken hearts go, by Whitney “crack is whack” Houston
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You sound like its a frog in ur throak
@HIS
MY BAD! Dayum, you gotta do something to get a nigga attention or something. You know I’m dyslexic and chit.
**kiss to the nipples**
@SASO, ok lemme sell some o’ dis ass so I can be all up in the Hollywood hills rofl
@Choc, I have too! Jersey got me paying like 400 a month for electricity..I’m selling organs to fill up my gas tank..I’m dne with this whack ass state(and i was born n raised hea). For what I pay in rent out here, I had a damn house with a pool in the backyard in Vegas..but I’m not tryna melt no more so I’m think Cali so I can still have my beaches
“Super Dingo”
do tell
StillASassyOne says:
“Parkinson’s”
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Is Parkinson’s the funeral home dat did that to Jay Jay make up? Who do i complain to?
I’ve finished reading the comments and Y’all are JUST Plain STOOPID Today (MF-ing Real…)
@His
That Geto Boyz cut “The World is a GHETTO” is Ridiculously REAL… There isn’t a PLACE IN AMERICA that doesn’t have some FORM of Hood-Ness within that Community… THANK YOU U.S. Drug-GAME !!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
Oh yeah, I meant to tell you AIN’T NO REASON ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH Barbers should be giving customers razor bumps. None.
They either ain’t cleaning they chit or have absolutely no idea how to use a razor. SMH. I’ve seen a barber get his azz straight whupped over some chit like that.
I said “Hold the fuk up playboy!” and snatch him out the seat and left. My son left the shop with a half-fro.. Ninja said he sorry but the clippers were new and sharp.
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I was so worried about my son. I had one barber actually gash him with the clippers.
Choco
Hit one but got put on the IR (lol) for trying to swing too hard.
What about u and making someone feel real special?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Sassy when that showed him shakin with that tray of drinks…………..
i had to ask for forgiveness afterwards
@Man
#Caring
HTownnnnnn
hey mama! I want a low-key town to live in but good schools and no ganger bangers!
@Dawn, bite me! heffa
@HH, u po’ thang
Ummm Nicki looks…different…something about her face…BUT LMAO at the side eye that lady in the 6th pic giving Nicki LOL
@ELuvah, I know THAT…but I dnt have to live smack in the middle of that shyt…where I live now, I’m a good 45 mins away from the hood…
I need 2 keep it that way whereever I live…
@His
Tell me about it….well…..don’t move to MD. You think you paying an arm and a leg to not live in the hood in Jersey, wait until you make it on down here…..where $1600/mo will buy you a 464 sq. ft. studio….and you will STILL have to pay for water, sewage, gas & electric, and “trash valet.”
I’m trying to move to the commonwealth where I can make a dolla holla and a penny scream!
@His
The area they live in is mostly white. There are blacks and hispanic too, but it’s pretty quiet. Now you know the rent is expensive. She pays 1228/month for a two bedroom apartment.
You could always move to Houston
Our cost of living is great and the job market is still pretty decent.
@His
Its more expensive to live in Cali than it is on the east coast unless you staying a trailer park and even then it’s prolly more…
@HH
I think I will punish him on GP alone – I will make him feel special and keep me on his mind all the time
@HIS, U’s from Jehysey? So’s my hubby, Newark..that kneegrow said he aint NEVA goin back
tells me horror stories of him growing up there (although nobody else bet’not say nuttin)
@His
Ohh I KNOW you know this Baby and if you currently live 45 minutes away then YOU are living better than ANYBODY I KNOW (Real…) Within the past 2 years STR8 HOOD MFers have been moving within a 5 mile radius in EVERY DIRECTION around Me
Listening to WAR “The World is A Ghetto” right Now
@Sass
You need to move to Montgomery County you could have a huge townhome for your paying in rent…
His I say you move here! The cost of livin is real cheap! For 1228/month you could be in a nice house!
@His and Sassy
I’m moving this month to a 2 bedroom/2 bath apt for $888 a month. It’s 1155 square feet. I dont live in Houston but right outside in a smaller city. Im in Jersey Village, where the average income is 80k I beleive and moving to Cypress, which is 10 mins away…
@Sassy
1600 you would have a really nice apartment or could rent a home near in a nice subdivision near me where the homes are around 300k and no less than 2500 sq feet.
*believe*
@Sassy, guhl the VA Commonwealth aint SHAT neeva! Property taxes out the ying-yang, I can’t speak on the cost of living in that area I lived in the Hampton Roads area for 8 years & the taxes ran me off. Fluck that..Aiight beauties I’m out..Yall have fun..wubs yall
@H-Town
“She pays 1228/month for a two bedroom apartment”
^^^^ WHO PAYS THAT? In Cali?! That’s what I’m looking for! That’d be great!! What area she living in?
@Choco, naw up top. I had to reach in his shirt pocket for his pen..the nip was hard!
DAYUUM!!
Ya’ll pockets shol gettn raped! In the surrounding cities of Atlanta u wud be living it up for that kinda paper! Geez!!! In other news i want to move to the beach also *sighs deeply* im sooo over this place 
@H-Town
I looked at some BANGING azz houses in Texas a couple of years ago that were DUMB cheap, but HUGE, brand-spankin-new and in gated communities. The cost of living there is really cheap, but my issue is that your COL decreases there ALONG with the income. I wanna keep my income and live cheap.
@Choco
I AM looking in Montgomery County! In Bethesda, Rockville, and some areas of Silver Spring!
The rent is too damn high!!
Bye Fayla!
Luckily- I ain’t buying in the commonwealth (I peeped the prop tax rate last week), I just wanna rent a decent sized apartment there without having to decided between if I need electricity or FOOD more!!
Cfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hey bew!
His
my sis bought a brand new 2900 sq ft house for 260 in a gated community
Fellas
If you take a chic on a date and u never hear from her nor does she answer ur text or calls.. usually means “shes just not into u” and DO NOT trick her by calln from another phone, please have some dignity! #VENTING
@CFree
ATL is cheaper because the pay wage is so much lower. The East coast is hella expensive because that’s where most of the money is..especially in NY, Boston and the DMV area.
Therefore, they figure we can afford to be price gouged for extra-“cozy” living quarters since they’re paying us.
It’s not right!!
@SASO WORD! making life decisions at the first of the month n shyt..
my life in Vegas was amazeballs…I came back home and got a reality check QUICK
@Brown
WTF does your sister live?!?!?!
Gated Community? 2900 sq.ft?! for $260K?!
How?! Where?! Why???
That’s easily $500K down here….
Fukk it…
*looking to relocate with His*
@Sassy
She lives in La Habra.
You can do just fine here. I’ve been in Houston for almost 10 years and I’ve never had an issue with finding work or COL. It may also have to do with your job field. I’m in healthcare, Im doing between 12-15 hours OT for the rest of the month just because. If you are serious about moving in Texas I have quite a few contacts(different job fields) in my area, including military. My ex is an army recruiter.
@CFREE
who stalking you girl?
*prays SASO will leave her man and be my lesbun lover*
@Sass
You’d be better off checking Gaithersburg, Germantown, Damascus or Clarksburg I gotta 2 bdrm 1.5 bath townhome fenced in patio for $1400.00 and looking to move again becuz I’m seeing 3bdrms priced at $1400.00
@CFREE
And I THINK you meant to SAY “Lame-AZZ Foolz” and NOT “Fellas” 
Hey HIS, im having the dating game blue’s
i’ve only been single a few months and already bout to throw the towel in! 
Sassy
here in OKC
@His
Why not just move back to Vegas? If you had a house and pool and erything! How the hell did they convince you to leave?!
And HTH is your electric $400/mo?! What are you running all day long in there!! Ya’ll better get like my aunt used to do- unhook the fridge, microwave, hit the “off” button on all the power strips and turn off the air and every single light when she left the house! Don’t plug in NUFFIN’ except for during off-peak hours!
CFREE says:
Hey HIS, im having the dating game blue’s :wails: i’ve only been single a few months and already bout to throw the towel in!
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I feel your pain. Hold me
@Choco
I know- but Gaithersburg and Germantown and Damascus are just so farrrrrr from everything for us!! *bangs head on desk*
We REALLY want to be in Howard County but it’s hard to find decent space!!
@H-Town
I wanna keep a good cushy govt job where I can cuss out my boss and still keep my job.
@Brown
Oh no, I can’t do OKC. Tooooooo in the “boonies” for me. I need some city lights, noise, sirens, something.
Sassy u right about that ma! The salaries here suck azz! lol
Val & Elove some perv i went on a date with and a few dayz later sent me a pic of his wee wee! who the phuk does that! gross! freakn perv! But the nicca just called from a diff # and wants to know y im not interested? really dude? GTFOH!! PRONTO
@Sass
Oh if you’re not used to it you will feel like it’s far from everything I can get to Georgetown or DC in 30 mins
@Sassy
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What do you do? You can email me at sassiness8319@
I’ll see what i can dig up. My ex has been in the military almost 20 years and is an E-7 and has plenty of contacts.
:hugs: @ Free are you sure you didn’t ask for him to send it – if so IDK maybe he thinks it looks nice – is it really a deal breaker tho?
that looks like leslie to me not nicki
Choco, i am sooo sure..I dont even know the guy like that. It was what he texted when he sent the pic also.. no respect. I gave him no reason to think he could try me up like that. I hate when a man, act like they aint never had no puzzay, its not cool to be trying that freaky chit on a lady when u 1st meet (IMO) I dont play that chit
Sassy
why must you stereotype us like errbody else, like we don’t have “city” life here
I love me some fiddy cent….. all I ever picture is him falling from that bar upside down no shirt in the “in da club” video….. go go go go go go…. lawd knows if we ever cross paths…. its ova #tisall
Hey yall this my first time posting but the fake Nicki name is Ms Dynasty she is a stripper from Jacksonville she been working at a strip club called the Silver Foxx bout her whole life lol
I have come to a realization that Sassy is a white woman posing as the black woman in that gravi…. Look at the racist comments she says about black people.
Yo Sandra isn’t the girl who is standing in between 50cent legs the he/she who claims to have slept with Bow- wow, Chingy, and other celebs
??? I mean it’s a pretty lil thing but don’t these rappers watch Maury Povich because she was on the show can you guess if I’m a man or woman. Plus she stated it on a lot of her YouTube videos. All I’m saying is, do they know, do they care, or they know but just don’t care??? 
@Supa_sexy
You are thinking about Sidney Star…. And Sidney looks nothing like the woman in these pics..
And too be honest, I don’t think Sideny Star is really a tranny… I think she’s a woman lying trying to be famous.
@(Y.O.D.C.) Yellabones On Deck Clique
Oh ok! I could have sworn that was Sidney Star because she looks like her to me. But I think she was lying about her gender to but you never know these days, the he/she’s are taking over.
Yeah I looked her up again bcuz its been a min since Sidney Star been on the scene trying to make a name of herself but your right, they don’t look alike. @(Y.O.D.C.) Yellabones On Deck Clique